>News:Former Manchester City Striker Mikheil Kavelashvili playing on the Right for Georgian NTForest sets eyes on a European Championship in 2026 by ending Saturday in 4thManchester United/Manchester City: 21:00 Mumbai Time TomorrowLiverpool supporters believe they will be granted Premier League titles for the years Klopp finished behind City>Today:Forest beats Villa with Elanga's goal in added time 2-1 to enter the top 4A 10 man Liverpool equalize late to save face against Fulham with Jota's 84' EqualizerArsenal can't get a set piece, draw against Everton in a nil-nil slurperIpswich gets a late 3 points against Wolves with Jack Taylor's goal in the 4th minute of added time Newcastle crush Leicester 4-0>Tomorrow:Brighton/PalaceUnited/CityTottenham/SouthhamptonChelsea/Brentford>Monday Night Football (UK)West Ham/Bournemouth
>making a new thread before the old one hits the bump limit
When's that Levy Out protest happening which Indoanon posted about the other day? Taking their fucking time aren't they, surely isn't tomorrow for an away match at 7pm
bit early innit?
Newcastle (4.03) 4-0 (0.28) LeicesterArsenal (1.58) 0-0 (0.17) EvertonLiverpool (2.66) 2-2 (1.19) FulhamNottm Forest (1.85) 2-1 (0.49) Aston Villa
>irrelevant OP image>news nobody cares about>not just posting the scores>didn't include the kickoff times for any of the games>made the thread earlyall of these things are things I would be saying if i were a virgin who cared about OP formatting on a 4chan general. but i don't because i fuck regularly.
>>146151883huge moral victory for arsenal
>>146151911haha your post digits say 9/11 (which you 100% deserved)
>>146151947haha crap, you got me
Why does the Premier League only count scored goals and not give points for xG?
>>146151978BASED
>>146151978Shitters like Razor Ruddock wore that before she was even born
>Enzo unlocked the Chelsea team and are going to win the leagueBest outcome.
>>146151987That's the 2008-2010 kit
>>146151978Why does every musician always end up supporting Liverpool?
>>146152001and on a shoestring budget at that
>>146151911Googled Georgia Man City BBC Checked X and XvideosI'll tell you it's very relevant
>>146152071*American musician I mean. Important caveat to the question
>>146152071Paul McCartney supports Everton
>>146151987>ynr he appeared on Cant pay we’ll take it away
def not the arsenal fruitcake who as mentioned 5 minutes ago loves to go on unprompted rants about levy btw
>>146152071that's what happens when you're the biggest club lad
>>146151977Data dweebs confirmed for delusional retards.
>>146152093Americans who are into Music liked the idea of a shirt that said Carlsberg on it and the last great wave of American Rock Music happened when Liverpool's sponsor was Carlsberg
>>146152122true yiddos never go on about him let alone protest him because they are cowards
>Manchester City 'plot STUNNING move for Paul Pogba' as Pep Guardiola searches for midfield reinforcements We at /epl/ all know that this is to hoodwink United into signing him. And we also know it will work.
>>146152001All he's done is statpad against shitters
>>146152180#pogb2ck
>>146152222Quads of FACT
>>146150941Arsewog has to come here to discuss anything because of how all the foreign customers stop posting in the containment thread when they loseFucking hilarious desu
>>146152071>>146152093Paul McCartney knows fucking everyone in the business over there
>>146152239Okay Dave. Good luck with the cold tonight
>>146151866There is no set date but they have balloons I don't know how long uninflated balloons last for but I'd guess anywhere in the next 12-15 years there could be a protest using these balloons
>>14615228422nd against Liverpool apparently. I will make webms of the pathetic turnout, don't worry.
>>146151801>lose election>NOOO THIS CANNOT BEwhy are leftists like this
Members of Chelsea Football Club celebrate with champagne in the bath after their 2-1 victory over Leeds United in the FA Cup final replay at Old Trafford. (1970)
>>146151801>freedom from the party you elected
>Arsenal haven’t scored a non-corner PL goal since November
oooh look at rat boy with his new heated binsproper fancy innit
>In Ruud Van Nistlerooy’s 3 games for Leicester so far they’ve conceded 74 (SEVENTY FOUR) shots
>>146152426Looks like Arne 'God Squad' Slot
>>146152453Takes time to rebuild mateGive him a season and a bit before you judge
>>146152380
>>146152453Remember when United were setting records in every single match for a spell last season for the amount of shots faced I'm sure they conceded more than 74 in 3 matches, they were insane numbers
>>146152380Noticing a lack of culture here
>>146152426Average manc has gotten more inbred than I remember
Guys I'm getting nervous about tomorrow. What's Pep gonna do if they lose again?
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>>146152633>Skellysp00ky
dare i say play on
i don't think trent's signing a number of the liverpool journos are being negative about him a lot more than is typical
>>146152821>gomez running at full speed into tete's leghope fulham got a free kick for this desu
Arsenal's Premier League points tally after 16 games across the last three seasons: 2022/23: 43 points2023/24: 39 points2024/25*: 30 points
>>146152967They didn't but what /sp/ got was a webm which will be posted for the next decade as apparent proof that the refs hate them
>>146153087you still posting that szobo dive webm habitually or is that some other poster that's definitely not you?
>>146152333Hope to see the usual goblins there
>>146153126I know the one you mean but that isn't me, I do post that Atalanta one sometimes - though it wasn't me who posted it earlier. But since you insist on a webm
well said indy
>>146153073>Arsenal getting steadily worse year on year Which will happen first Arteta sacked or relegation?
>>146153183kys indy
>>146153183>Robbo replaced with Temu Trent
>>146153183Fuck off you worthless simp cunt. Get cancer in your dickhole.
>>146153183indy developing a stutter
Remember how much of a nice guy Kloppo was and how he was everyone's friend until he suffered a defeat and showed everyone how much of a horrible cunt he really is? Would have hated to be the kitman on nights like that.
>>146153347dave why are you still seething about klopphe hasnt been the liverpool manager in half a year
>>146153367>he hasnt been the liverpool manager in half a yearMakes it even more bizarre that Liverpool had a referee sacked and destroyed his life/career because he said (in private) that same ex-Liverpool manager was a cunt.
>>146153434if it was in private then why did i see it all across social for weeks?
>>146153434Not the coke then?David Coote was refereeing Klopp for 3 years after that video btw
david coote's biggest crime was being consistently an appalling referee
>>146153451>It's impossible to be recorded in privateWhy are Scousers so thick?>>146153457>Not the coke then?Is coke that big of a deal? Liverpool (SCUM) players were banged to rights snorting it in a church and the most the media did covering it was sending out a tweet. Which is doubly weird given how much the same media vilify Liverpool (perpetual victims) at every opportunity because they hate them so much just because they do.
Coote told the truth about Klopp and Liverpool didn't like it Same as James Pearce who got death threats when he suggested Klopp was a homosexual because he spent the entirety lockdown in his apartment with a man and NOT his wife They don't like The Truth and never have
>>146153173>though it wasn't me who posted it earlierWhy do you bother making these lies? Like what's the point? It's obviously you as proven earlier. >>146151496>>146151377https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Liverpool%200-3%20atalanta%20/
>>146153504This post is the truth btw. Which means Liverpool will hate it.
>>146153514It really wasn't me, it would be a meaningless Scouse-type lie given that I posted it anyway but frankly since you are a Scouse rat subhuman your opinion is of no worth to me anyway
>>146152482Sky Sports Breaking News: United lose FA cup by 74 shots to nil!>>146152633>Myles Anthony Lewis-Skelly Auto generated ahhh arsewog youth name
>>146153551Really though what's the point? Do you just get off on being called out or something? It's such a pointless thing to lie given how easy it is to prove. Why do you even bother?
>>146153514Why you having a meltdown over me mate?I unironically didnt see those posts in the last thread but you seemed to go proper mental over it all
>>146153173>virgin van shite
>trying to work out how a mentally unwell schizo thinksNever working btw
>>146154038>>146154038
jota took that goal so wellmad that liverpool have been so good without him even playing
our ant
>>146154245What about pre-assists
>>146154245>Trent>Robinson>Rico Lewis>Ait NouriTheyre literally all the same person, just look at them.
>>146154366*looks at them*woah they're like all different people
>>146154245think you're mistaken there, because he's actually OUR ant
Levy just needs more managers to sack before thinking of winning a trophy.
>>146154540Levy is more likely to sack a manager who's on the verge of winning a trophy. Baffling club.
Top teams picking up an early red card always leads to dropped points these days. I remember Mourinho's Chelsea getting an early red and then going on to win like 4-0 back in the day.
>>146154415Yeh well im pretty sure Robinson and Trent look alike.You know what i mean anyways.
>>146154620yes i know you're being really hilariously racist because racism is just really funnywhat a fucking riot
not sure why MOTD are picking out and zooming in on danny ward herenot at fault for any of the goals
Ref in the Forest - Villa game needs to be investigated. Clear penalty not awarded to Villa and a blatant foul on a Villa player in build up to the Forest winner. needs investigating
>shittyAlso funny that Juve sacked Allegri to get this kind of result
>>146153183>3 points behind City shouldn't give up on europe yet
>fuckhurst
>Have unstoppable team on FM>Win everything>Just another day at the office this season winning *another* title>Start the season well enough>Get beat by some relegation fodder>The fuck>Go on a disastrous streak where you just can't win>Reee at SI to fix their bugs>"It's a feature">GO FUCK YOURSELF MIKE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN IRL!>See it playing out with Pep and City in real timeWas it really a feature all along bros or did Mike just get lucky?
>slipperpoo pissing away a 9 point lead in 2 weeksImagine ever counting this madman out. This one will be the greatest of all his comebacks.
very ten hag quote
>>146153637>Never workingbut enough about the average liverpool resident
Do Chelsea have a realistic chance of winning the league? Or will they choke?
>>146158303They should be favourites. Best attack, massive squad for rotation, full of confidence.
>>146158362What happens on Malta?
>>146155493maybe a year or two ago i'd believe this but there's no chance this time unless he's getting 300 million to spend on january (very much unlikely despite the memes), it's not just rodri's absence but the whole midfield needs to be rebuilt from scratch alongside the fullbacks
>>146158559Stays on Malta
>>146158559Have some of the safest roads in Europe (top 10 at least).
>Former England boss Gareth Southgate will get a knighthood in the New Year Honours ListShambles
>>146159236Sir Gareth Southgate... known for uuhhhh... one sec... missing a vital penalty in 96... getting middlesbrough relegated, choking 2 finals he should have won.... and uhhh.... oh 4th place in a world cup with one of the easiest paths to the final everSir Gareth!!! knighthood.
im ready to get hurt again lads
>>146152191That's how you win in the league, duh.
https://twitter.com/max_springer2/status/1868021726644433259"PREMIER LEAGUE LEGEND" Ian Holloway making a cunt of himself again.
>>146152363I know, right? Why don't they just storm the capitol
>>146155060hardworking players. Makes sense against City
>>146155060kek every week there's a leak, is it really garnacho leaking the team?
>>146155060RedCafe says he's making it all up because he's a City fan
>>146163679based redcafe anon
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/12/15/great-kid-but-he-is-lost-why-marcus-rashford-is-struggling/nothing article desu, just United trying to shop him out
>>146155060>no Rashford for Manchester derby, the one fixture a season he's guaranteed to not play like complete shitIs it finally over for Sir Marcus?
>>146163929mainoo not starting is more surprising especially since he was rested against Viktoria, don't think it's true. Mount suddenly popping out to start against City will be hilarious if true
>[Andy Mitten] Don’t read too much into Ole Gunnar Solskjaer being at Wolves. It’s a long planned trip. He’s travelled to England with family. He’s a football geek. And he wants to see Ipswich as his friends Kieran and Martyn are coaches. And Ole’s son (he’s with all his kids) supports Ipswich. oh cmon
cor, two 7pm sunday kick offs extra comfy
>>146163080he's always been a tithe only became a meme because he sounds like a farmer
>>146164275Never forget: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackpool/9378679.stm>Blackpool have been fined £25,000 by the Premier League for fielding a weakened team in a league game against Aston Villa on 10 November.>The Seasiders boss made 10 changes to the side that drew 2-2 against Everton at Bloomfield Road the Saturday before.
>>146164305Why aren't United getting fined for fielding a weakened team every match?
>smoking crack at the works do
Gary O'Neil's been sackedhttps://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1868253070775488970
>>146164496Fdone over by PGMOL
O'Neil news also confirmed by the Telegraph: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2024/12/15/wolves-sack-gary-oneil/>>146164547>done over by PGMOLPGMOL aren't to blame for him and his staff being unable to repeatedly control his players. PGMOL aren't to blame for the way Fosun have been operating. Whoever takes that job is being given a poisoned chalice.
>>146164243>Family holiday to Wolverhampton
>YNR O'Neil being linked with the Liverpool job
>Concerns about Marcus Rashford’s lifestyle have existed for a while. To deliver consistently, he and United must better manage his personal life. >A source summed it up nicely: “There’s a great kid & player in there, but he’s lost at the moment.”
>>146164755>There’s a great kid & player in therehe just needs more time
non league nonsense
First O'Neil, next will be Ange.
>>146164791Guardiola has absolutely murdered this sport
>>146164755>great kidHe's 27. He's not some young talent anymore, this is the age where he should be delivering
Arsenal would have won the league 100% if they had kept Martinez. For me, that's worse than City letting Cole Palmer go or Chelsea letting Salah go.
>>146165035>Arsenal would have won the league 100% if they had kept Martinez.Last night proved why that would not happen.
>>146165035tomas soucek and chris wood will fix his midfield and attacking problems
>>146165041I know Arsenal are struggling to score this season, but they were actually banging them in from open play for a while before they started their meme set piece shit.
>>146164791This is from Salford v Notts County if anyone cares. Worst part of the .webm IMO is when Notts try and go down the side and just stop moving forward, eventually losing the ball with a completely aimless pass. I've seen this a lot: teams being afraid to just run at players.
>>146165071That has nothing to do with Martinez.
>>146165035Did you not see Forest's first goal? He essentially threw the ball into his own net.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14194691/Kelly-Cates-joining-BBC-host-Match-Day-season-major-blow-Sky-Sports-three-person-presenting-team-replace-Gary-Lineker.html>Kelly Cates is to leave Sky Sports to become part of a three-person team of Match of the Day presenters, Mail Sport understands.>The highly-regarded broadcaster, daughter of Liverpool legend Sir Kenny, will head to the BBC at the end of the season following the departure of Gary Lineker.>It is expected that Cates will join fellow broadcasters Mark Chapman and Gabby Logan, with presenting duties for Match of the Day and Match of the Day 2 split between the three of trio.>Bosses at Sky are understood to be deeply saddened at the loss of the 49-year-old.>However, she had been identified by the BBC as the leading external candidate to replace Lineker when he leaves at the end of the season.lmao
>>146165083The point is that they would have won the league either last year or the year before if they had stuck with Martinez instead of choosing Leno/Ramsdale. Even the 2x in a row best keeper in the world would not be able to help this season's Arsenal win the league.
>>146165090I'm sure the comments section will be level headed and reasonable over this one.
>>146164755heh
>>146165088The ball came at him from 3 yards out at full force. That's 100% on shit defending.
>>146164755show me a young man who dyes his hair and I will show you a man with mental issues
>mfw El Crapico this afternoonCan't wait lads, it's going to be a shitshow for the ages
>>146165113>The point is that they would have won the league either last year or the year before if they had stuck with Martinez instead of choosing Leno/RamsdaleThey wouldn't have got close. Martinez can make the difficult look simple and the simple look impossible.>>146165125>The ball came at him from 3 yards out at full forceStop lying.
Must've been extra cold last night cuz Dave went to sleep at like 11 lol
>>146165171You are right, the Forest player was only TWO yards out with a free header. Surely not bad defending and all Martinez's fault, right?
sometimes I wonder how Dave is making money on the streets now that his looks have faded
One week until the massive Levy Out protest
>any derby >commentator starts talking about the historical records of the wins/losses of each team from decades ago with completely different sets of players as if it's somehow relevant to the current match we're about to watchI often wonder if commentators are clinically retarded but I digress. They sure love their absolutely meaningless stats & records. It's like verbal diarrhea just to have something to say.
>>146165247we do the exact opposite and say "you can throw out the record book when these teams face each other", but it's usually code for a shit game
>>146165247It is relevant because it's relevant to the fans and the fans can have an impact on what happens on the pitch
>>146165270are you suggesting that if the home crowd isn't made aware of their record against their opponent they would just sit on their hands?
>>146165270It really isn't. Also:>game starts >*something happens*>WOW IS THAT A RECORD FOR FASTEST GOAL/RED CARD/SOME OTHER BULLSHIT? IT MUST BE A RECORD! I JUST LOOKED IT UP IT'S THE FASTEST SINCE 2013!Delightful bit of information right there.
>>146165247think it's to avoid having dead air on a game, doubly so if they're dreadfulIt's why radio is sometimes better, they're completely occupied by telling you what's happening
>>146153599It's not that deep. Hes a mentally ill homeless attention whore thats been doing this for years. Getting (You)s is just his fetish. Every time you acknowledge the degenerate you're helping him jack off. Literally just ignore the faggot
>>146154647Really cringey that you pretend to be a redditor when you clearly would have fucked off ages ago if you were offended.Maybe youre just a weird cuck
>>146165214>the Forest player was only TWO yards out with a free header. Surely not bad defending and all Martinez's fault, right?You are fucking blinded by your simping for a meme keeper. If that was a genuinely powerful header, why did Martinez stay down like he'd died.
>>146165247the best devils advocate shit i can pull out of my ass is that it has a psychological impact on the players. if historically team A loses against team B, team B players would then perhaps be more relaxed and confident and thus play better whilst the mental midgets of team A would already think its over. on the other hand, the same logic could be applied reverse, where team B break under the set up pressure and capitulate. any which way, its mental shenanigans going on that dont occur when youre playing some random team with a mixed record because that information cannot be reasonably digested. for example, chicken ball fc being so spursy to the point everyone can predict it, even the players themselves and it shits their performances up, inevitably causing the spursyness to occur
screenshotmong spotted shitting up /brit/ take him back
>>146165433YOU are blinded by seethe over letting the keeper voted best in the world for 2 years in a row leave for peanuts.
>146165428>146153599Why does every general thread have that one samefagging bitter rat schizo? Calm down, Liverpool didnt lose, did they?? or is it the 5th place late Klopp era mentality creeping back in?
>>146165464How about you fuck off there instead.
>.LOL actually angry
>>146165465I don't support Arsenal. Martinez gets voted keeper of the year because he makes difficult stuff look easy and any time he fucks up people ignore it. He fell into the goal off a not particularly powerful header and then got nutmegged for the winner.
>>146165457Except that the players don't know such obscure stats ahead of time and obviously don't hear any of the commentary during the game. If they do get told, it's always by one of the presenters during the after match interview.
>>146165464Why would anyone post on /brit/? It's fucking pointless.
>>146165484He's a mong that's why. Just wants to suck himself off about his latest character
>>146165484We need Screeno back here asap He adds so much to the conversation
>>146165481You really believe that don't you? You've fabricated your own little reality to shield yourself from Arsenal making a colossal fuck up. INSANE stuff!
>>146165510Oh no a screenshot. Britmongs gonna have a melty
>>146165510>A month later, he was again linked with Everton as owner Farhad Moshiri's lead candidate, prompting anger and vandalism from fans who saw him as inadequate and wanted eventual appointee Frank Lampard instead; he defended his reputation in an interview on Sky Sports News.
He's BACK!!
>>146165490Done that bender
>>146165511>You really believe that don't you?The evidence was there last night. Makes one of the potential all time great saves, then drops the ball into the goal and gets nutmegged for Forest's winner. But keep on simping for a meme keeper.
>>146165510Yeah, they going down
>>146165543No no he's the best keeper in the world. Never makes mistakes
Mad how a group of non wogs won the world cup in 2022
>>146165483youre right insofar the players dont know, but do you think it would be reasonable to say that the majority of them dont know? sure, knowing the exact stats and obscure facts, they wouldnt know that, but the general idea. like everton yesterday, do you think they all just walked out onto the pitch having no idea that the merseyside derby is a thing, that theres no history there and that its just another game against one of the big boys? sure mercenaries and odd south americans wouldnt have a clue, but homegrown players, the captain, the manager, they would know and get it to the players, even if you ignore the fans who will communicate the importance during the match
Stop posting screenshots, it hurts
>>146165554Infantino is an hounorary wog
>>146165457That's possible I guess, mental stuff certainly has big impact. Also, if they talk about what happened in recent games between them where the players are the same or mostly the same that is actually relevant. It's when they start talking about shit from the 2000s or 90s or so where they lose me. The funniest thing I've heard is in champions league matches where it's not even about the same fucking team like a general statement "This country's clubs don't usually do well against that country's!". I swear to fucking god I hear it every time, it's hilarious.
>>146165579I think that's a different thing entirely to the "why do english commentators always come out with obscure facts." Obviously in your example, the majority if not all of the Everton team will know the at least the recent history and context. And teams generally know stuff like when their team hasn't won this particular fixture since the 70s or something. But I don't think that's the same at all. All that is in context and frankly not obscure at all. But I think what we were talking about was the habit of English commentators to come out with stuff like X player is only the 3rd player to make Y nutmegs in this fixture and the last one was Lenny Smith in 1970, or this is the 4th time this fixture has happened on friday the 13th and last time in 1982 the home side lost 3-0. That weird habit we have, where they're irrelevant stats that no one asked and obviously some interns just looked them up. Players never find those out unless they're the players that was the 3rd to get X nutmegs that fixture and they only find out if someone bothers to mention it after the game.
NEED the international break to return
>Arsenal start dropping points regularly>Arsenal fan bullying goes back to normalcan't handle it
>>146165611>>146165694ah, yes. i get what you mean now. i fixated on the wrong point.yeah, youre right. shame you cant just listen to the stadium noise, i keep the games muted because of the commentators
>>146165786>yeah, youre right. shame you cant just listen to the stadium noise, i keep the games muted because of the commentatorsAmazon to its credit is the only one that does away with commentators through its "Stadium FX" alternate audio.
>>146165781You got the bunHoodie is the ketchupNiggas head is the sausage :skull:
>>146165481he gets voted keeper of the year because he plays for Messis team
>>146165801Sky got rid of that game match camera really quickly which I was disappointed with, thought it was really good and it probably cost very little to produce
>>146165311I love random bits of info like that.
>>146165294No I'm saying that history in a particular fixture is relevant even if none of the current players were involved. It dictates how the fans react to certain situations and how the fans are reacting can have an influence on the psychology of the players of the pitch which can affect their performance
>anons are baffled that commentators are paid to talk during the entire game
>>146155060>it's realAlso where is Rashy lmao?
>>146166357where's garnacho
Hahahahaha
>>146166420Garnacho is the leaker
>>146163679redcafe being consistently wrong with their claims
>>146166442>He’s got correct information then. Disappointing
>>146166438cmon levy buy him, i know you like them young
>>146159236Deary me
>>146159236what's the point of that thing if anyone can get it
>>146160381Biggest case you could make for him is his role in revamping the youth setup. But even then that shouldn't be enough for a knighthood. Strauss got a knighthood, because England actually won shit under his leadership
>>146166438there might be more than one leaker for all we know, this shit has been happening ever since mou was in charge but they weren't that frequent back then
https://twitter.com/ernamw50/status/1868323235793617200Edward Keddar Nketiah is an English professional footballer who plays as a clown for Premier League club Crystal Palace.
>>146166731>rashford has been there since Mou days>not many players in this current United squad were already around under Mou (only Lindelof, Shaw and Dalot left)Hilarious if he was the same leaker back then
>>146166731There's probably more than one leaker. People have been saying Rashford was the leaker for years. That said, people have been fixating on Garnacho (or Garnacho's brother) being the leaker for the last fortnight. I don't know if there's anything to it, but the current rumour is Garnacho (or his brother) for whatever reason
>Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim, speaking to Sky Sports about the omission of Marcus Rashford and Alejandro Garnacho: “We try to evaluate everything training performance, game performances, engagement with teammates, push their teammates up. Everything is on the line when we analyse and try to choose the players. It is my selection. Simple.>“I don’t want to send a message it is simply an evaluation and they know it. The players are really, really smart. Everybody understands my decision and I have to choose. It is simple selection.>“Of course the context is difficult because we have to win games and we have a difficult situation now. I pay attention to everything, the way you eat, the way you put your clothes to go to a game. Everything. I make my evaluation and then I decide.>“There is a communication after the last training. They are alright. They had training this morning and I was there. They trained really well.”So much words just to imply 'they haven't even shown up in training, let alone the match'
>>146166877where to?
i'm expecting a normal day today, because no matter who wins the manchester derby, dave wins. should be a happy day
>>146166873garnacho's brother is just a kid shitposting on xitter and people fall for it for some reason, if i had to guess then shaw is probably the other leaker
>>146166921>China>2020 + 4You are now aware that THE Oscar has just left Shanghai Port after 8 seasons playing there: https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/chelsea-oscar-tears-china-shanghai-port-career/bltf164b69f50728114
>>146166877This nigga watches them eat?
>>146167047south korea it is https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1866097050175070559
>>146167047always respected that he was very open about it was just for money, unlike most of these idiots who went to saudi and tried to act like it was something else
>>146167085>those comments going "how can you mock him look at him being so happy"He's found his level yet still behaves like a twat.
Ffs mason mount not again
Poor Mount
Anonymount heading back to the beach to sip cocktails for the umpteenth time
Honestly right, how the fuck did he pass the medical?
>>146166552They've been trying to make it worthless for a while. Sadiq Khan getting one was the biggest pointer that they were going for the deathblow.
>Mason Mount's transfer fee has cost Manchester United £80,000 per minute played
>Pason Pount injured againLmfao can’t believe Manure were retarded enough to sign him
Walker went down for Holjund faster than his wives do for him.
>>146168142>Had literally one good season>Chelsea make him a more than fair offer>Turns it down because he wants £250kpw>Don't think he realises just how much he's overplaying his hand>Big Todd says he can get fucked and he'll just sell him for £60m>Now Big Todd is overplaying his hand because no one is going to pay £60m for him>At this rate Mount is going to end up on the Todd Cantwell trajectory>But then Big Jim gets wind of what's going on>£60m? £245kpw? An absolute shitter? Someone hold my Chelsea season ticketUnited is truly the club that keeps on giving.
>>146168534that was pre ratcliffe
>>146168599See. It all just melds into one big shitshow. It's impossible at this point to know from looking at deals where the clueless Glazers end and clueless Jim (Big) begins.I stand by my original assertion.
>>146168534Manchester United wasn't even up for sale when they secured Mount. He was Ten Hag's number 1 summer target and they had the contract signed before the window opened. 100% on Ten hag
>actual child porn being posted in the manc derby threadI fucking hate this place
Utd can't even do anything on the counter, truly a pathetic team
united have a lot more control under amorim
That's a pen.
>Poono Penandez
>poop
Oh my god Pep might actually hang himself
im happy for dave. i'm #teamdave
Stay Humble, eh?
>Arsewog instantly brings up the humble stuff to make it about them Kys
>The blue moon is eclipsed.>It's rubbing salt in the wounds. Wounds that are already deep.Someone is a poet wannabe.
HORRIBLE weekend for Sheikh ballwashers
What does the city of Manchester do when someone is having a suicidal mental health crisis
PEPS ON SUICIDE WATCH
This thread is going to be unusable for a week
Idk what the point of being smug about a team that have won the treble, and the prem 4 years in a row is. We all know they will buy a load of players next summer and win it again next season anyway.
If I'm rodri I'm asking for a raise rn. This man city run without him has done wonders for his pr
Ring Ring
Anyone know how to file a missing persons report?
TERRIBLE DAY FOR THE (BLUE) HOMELESS
City cunts had it comingAnother 2-1 for the devils
>>146170964www.stayhuble.eh
yanited thinking they're backnot so fast lads, you've got >us next
>1 win in 11Is it over for Pep?
>>146170964Shrek 5
Top 4
Blimey also Utd are still 12th which made me laugh
It's weird there's not one but two matches on after this
>>146170838He might actually go too far this time
>>146170964If you don't create him any chances he isn't gonna score m8
Should he be investigated?
Ruben Amorim has more wins in the last 11 City games than Pep does kek
>United beating City>Nice challenging for Europe>Lausanne challenging for the titleINEOS Chads where we at?
>>146170759Peak Drury word vomit
>>146171180Big Brexit Jim wins again. Ashworth in the mud.
>>146170918Love him, absolutely LOVE him
United will be Top 4 by New Years
>Diallo is out of contract in the summerWould be classic Man U to let their only decent player leave on a free
>>146171149KWABOTY
>>146170892Make it a month after we wreck Liverpool and Arsenal in january
>>1461711186 points back of top 4 with a decent goal differential and a good new manager and Bournemouth Wolves and Newcastle up next in the league. They're gonna be at least top 6 by the time they play Liverpool
>>146171267Easily one of the worst 30 seconds of play I've seen>aimless backpass>nonsense tackle in the penalty area
>>146171306>a decent goal differentialIts 2. The goal differential is 2. I agree with everything else, but decent GD when the GD is 2 is the wrong word.
>>146151801>pepLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0also nobody can dispute that hes not the deserved ballondor winner
>>146171306>implying they won’t get bummed by Bournemouth and possibly Newcastle
>>146171356He's been like that since the day he joined City. People gave Pep shit for not playing him, but whenever he's on the pitch he does shit like that. It's like he inherited the Kalvin Philips bozo curse. He cost City a penalty against Sporting too.
>>146171267are Pedro Neto and Poono the only 2 non fraudulent Portuguese players right now?
>>146171306Bournemouth home or Away?
2-1, 2022/232-1, 2023/242-1, 2023/25Kino af
>>146171306will they ever lose or draw a game again?
>>146171432Jota is a beast when he isn't crippled
>>146171432>brunohave you watched him play this season?
>>146171415Makes you wonder what the point of the signing was. If it was to weaken Wolves in the same vein Phillips weakened Leeds then it's worked.
>>146169105O SEAMUS
>>146171444Fucking hell what a shit line up
>>146169105Kill yourself LMAOOOOOO
The reality is that Haaland is incapable of scoring a goal like Amad just did. He isn't a talented enough player.
>>146171464It was a panic buy in the final week of the window. City wanted Bellingham, got snubbed, wanted Rice, got rejected, went for Paqueta, he got hit with a gambling charge, then rushed through the Nunes sale just to get a body in the team.
>>146171485can't believe it took 90 mins to get in behind, terrible
>>146171432Its literally only Neto. Bruno leaks passes like a sieve and is coasting on (p)s.>>146171454Which is often.
>>146171439Home
>>146171515Thanks for the explanation, I'd genuinely forgotten
>>146171536Alright then
Love seeing my team winning their match at the weekend. Lovely goals, lovely celebrations, much love for my team today.
>>146171515>wanted Rice, got rejectedWhat being a Londonbabby does to a mf
Humble curse is off the charts
>>146171510He has already scored multiple goals exactly like that this season, the closest one being against Ipswich inb4>YEAH IPSWICH HE ONLY TURNS UP AGAINST SHIT TEAMS HE'S SHIT LMAO
>>146171457Bruno's been playing great since ten hag left, 4 goals and 3 assists last 6 games I believe >>146171432Jota is great when he's not injured
>>146171522>>146171490Love being right about everything. Love it.Knew United would come back, knew City were shite and had no threat.
Die the man utd fans do the youre getting sacked in the morning chant?
>>146171659>Love being right about everythingI had them backed at 9/2 with that logic, doesn't change that they didn't get in behind till the end of the game
>>146171624>Bruno's been playing great since ten hag leftIn a shite game he was possibly the worst player on the pitch (Nunes and Haaland aside)
>>146171432Good question. Portugese players have all gone out of form recently
>>146171624>4 goals3, 2(p)
>>146171267Clearly hates wogs or something
>>146171624>Bruno's been playing great since ten hag leftHe really hasn't. He perked up immediately under Ruud, but under Amorim he's back to shit passing. The GA is really masking how dire his general play has become
>>146171615>YEAH IPSWICH HE ONLY TURNS UP AGAINST SHIT TEAMS HE'S SHIT LMAOBut that is all he does though
>>146171745Okay then 5 G/A in 6 games without penalties, retard. No fucking clue how Bruno always gets the most shit out of any united player when he's the only forward consistently getting goals and assists even during shit seasons >HE LOSES THE BALL TOO MUCH THOUGH!!!He's a number 10 who's main job is to be creating the most chances in the league, which he still does, it's expected that he's not going to be retaining the ball like a modric. Meanwhile shitters like Rashford get god knows how many excuses in the media while losing the ball, not helping out his wingback and not doing shit in front of goal
>>146171921But that wasn't the original point he made you goalpost shifting bastard
>>146171949nobody defends Rashford anon
>bench rashford >winAmorim has solved it.
>1 win in 11 gamesThis is straight relegation form. How long before even Guardiola can't survive this?
>>146171664Why would they want pep to get sacked
>>146171975The media does, god knows how many articles and shit I see questioning Bruno's leadership while that stupid cunt does nothing
>>146171953True. The Ghost of Manchester does elastico the likes of Luton Town and such
>>146171306>6 points back of top 4 with a decent goal differential and a good new manager and Bournemouth Wolves and Newcastle up next in the league. >They're gonna be at least top 6 by the time they play Liverpoolkek united fans falling tor the false dawn AGAIN
>Since November 1st Manchester City has the fewest points per game in the Premier League with 0.57
Just got a GOD roll captchaBald frauds live on
magwaya was so good
sad to see Amad is our best player when he'd struggle to get on the bench for a top team. Hopefully they don't give him a stupid contract
So the leaker is 100% either Garnacho or Rashford then
>>146172221Why are you pretending to be some united customer?
>>146172235The leaker was Garnacho. Rashford was dropped for consistently bad form.
Cancel the protest Keep Levy IN
>>146171664That’s a common chant but it’s because he’s won 1 in 11 even he can’t keep up this shit form without sacking
>>146151801turns out man city wasnt the only thing richarlison put a curse to
>ShithamptshitAssisted dying when?
Will anyone take him before his contract runs out in 2028?
Reminds me of Sheffield last season. I fucking hate it when one of the newly promoted teams are just here for the parachute payment
>>146172427i thought ramsdale was starting in this turns out hes not even in the bench(hes probably watching this at st.marys so it counts kinda)
>>146172464PSG will desu
>>146172464Unironically no. Even if he was sold for a bargain hes on ridiculous wages. The wages are why he and a few other dead weight are never leaving
>>146172464he needs to move out of pl thats for sure
>0-3 alreadyFucking hell I know its Southampton but still, the fuck happened?
>>146172235It was me, i had a feeling they would have to keep Amad on the pitch for the full 90.
>Manchester City's only goal came from a cornerBear in mind that United are 2nd for most corner goals conceded (only 1 behind wolves)
>>146172464Fenerbahce's top scorer for 28/29
>>146172639and it was a deflection so entirely luck lmao
>>146172600Shaw is that you?
SouthHampton didnt even trying anymore
>>146172791as far as im concerned they are already relegated
>4-0>The city of bRussell "sprout" Martin
>25 minutes and the home crowd is already leaving
We're getting a Southampton 9-0 loss like the good old days aren't we?
>>146172791
Based Amorim telling Rashford and Garnacho to get rid of the stupid clothes and jewellery
>>146172899Hoejlund?
>>146172931Wrong
>>146172938Ø is not useable in most social media
>>146172899>>146172938To people who watched the match it’s obvious but to clue you in Walker dived like the spirit of Busquets overwhelmed him
>>146172791>"Muh possession"was ALWAYS going to fail in the PL. I hope the cunt never gets another managerial job.
>>146172993As captain in a derby no less lmao
>>146172993I was asking about the spelling you numpty
>>146173026Please forgive me
>>146173042Alright this time
>>146172899Absolutely done him lmaooooEmbarrassing for the City captain to dive to the ground like that. Little fairy.
>Spurs have a GD of +16 right now Ange in?
>>146173105>2 GD off top>10th in the leagueThat's who we are, mate
>subbed off after 15 minutesIs this the worst KWAB?
>there was exactly 115 seconds between the two Man Utd goals
>>146173105either >absolutely humiliate teams score for funor>get humiliated in the most preventable ways imaginablethats anges spurs in a nutshell
>saints fans chanting for their manager to be sackedcan't understand it. they've been as good as city in the league for the past month
>>146173248Poetry
>>146173306I don't think Pep went down 4-0 inside 25 minutes to Spurs
Russell Martin Lucy Pinder
Massive trophy for Spuds and Arsenal
>>146173248BRAVO VINCE
>leaving earlyI mean it’s Southampton. If you turned up to watch them this far in to the season what do you expect? I get Spurs are poor at the moment but no reason to think the players will somehow play well after half a season of shit
Chelsea bringing the PL trophy back to London. Arsenal happy with their top 4 trophy
Would you think the Amad goal is a goal of season contender?
>>146173669Definitely impressive for such a little guy to do what he did
>>146171995How was today his fault
>>146173248The cosmos itself howls in insane laughter at Shitty
>>146173248Holy fuck it's real:>Fernandes: 87:12>Diallo: 89:07>difference: 1m 55s (115s)
>Guardiola: they were nothing specialProbably true but what does that make of his team? Pure seething
Big Ange is a GD Merchant
>>146173306Didnt southampton weasel into the prem thorugh the playoffs? What do they expect, exactly the same as 2 years ago ffs
Walker seething at the Hojlund Instagram post kek
>>146174135thats pretty much what everyone expected to be fair(saints)also to think nathan fucking jones denied THAT man city team from a quadruple(22/23)
>>146174089>If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his mind breaks in two
>>146174184Imagine believing that the players are actually making these posts
>>146174345kek'd
>>146174322Hojlund does. He gets in trouble for it all the time. Once because he used a gorilla emoji for onana.
>>146174322Bit racist to suggest the black players can’t figure out social media so hire agencies
>>146174579Wasn't that Garnacho?
>>146174579>>146174672I thought it was Martinez
>>146174184
>>146172899Walker was embarrassing but Hojlund opening his mouth after that disasterclass is funny
>>146174345The sheikh is going to LOVE this
>>146174704>I was forged in Sheffield
Unpopular Opinion: >MOTM should never go to a player on the losing team
>>146174579>>146174672>>146174683What’s wrong with referring to Onana as a gorilla? A strong resilient alpha male of the animal world
>>146174034>Probably truedid you watch it? both teams were rotten
>>146174780unpopular is not a synonym for retarded
>>146174184Well said
>>146174784Internalised racism built within all white people that subconsciously identifies all black men as apessomething like that;;.
>>146174930We need to make it clear any comparisons are to an albino gorilla in future then
gross
>>146174089Pep probably gets what its like to be fergie now.
AYO DSL WTF>>146174951>>146174951
>>146175096190 reaching new depths with this
>>146175124190? It was 115 charges kek.
>>146174784Did I say anything was wrong with it, motherfucker?? You stupid fucking gorilla.
>posting gay porn on /sp/>to own a lad who is the biggest fair weather glory hunter in existence when his team have been in awful form for two months
>>146175043Conceding 25 goals in 11 games. Christ they only conceded 34 across all of last season.
>>146174089AYO PEP
AI tries its best, but its not quite there yet
>>146175960did well for fergie and the united badge
>>146175960Jesus Christ manure customers are pathetic faggots
What time tomorrow do Sport Republic give Muh Possession his P45?
>>146176101>noooo don’t celebrate wins
City are always behind at New Years and always steamroll to win at the end of the season. This year they're just making it seem harder to make the comeback even more dramatic
>meanwhile in Man City changing room>funky town plays in background>Pep grabs a razor
>>146176572This type of collapse only happens when the dressing room gets too much power and decides they want a new manager.
at some point you WILL apologise to Saint Harry
>>146176662It's all a ploy, don't support City but putting money on them taking the title again is just good business
>Only Derby County (-32 in 07-08), Sheffield United (-29 in 23-24), Barnsley (-29 in 97-98) and Sheffield Wednesday (-26 in 99-00) have had a worse goal difference after 16 Premier League matches of a campaign than Southampton's -25.Unsurprisingly they were all relegated.>Southampton have picked up just five points from their first 16 Premier League matches this season (W1 D2 L13), with Sheffield United in 2020-21 the only team to have picked up fewer points at this stage of the campaign in Premier League history (two points).Blades surpassed 11 points. Will Southampton manage that?
>>146176809I agree and I think now is the time to place that bet. They have a tricky game against Villa next, but after that their PL fixtures are very easy. They'll be back.
>>146152001he just needed a racist scandal, and abandoning his young family. Imagine if he's accused of rape or hits someone with his car while drunk, he's going to win a ballon d or.
Chelsea would be in same position if Pochettino wasnt sacked
>>146175206Least it's better than CP. How do you guys avoid this in the match threads?
>>146176909no they wouldn't, even the players said the current manager is much better
getting big David May vibes from Grealish at City.Except Grealish cost £100m
>>146177016There are certain flags that earned their filter a long time ago
>>146176196The answer is "they won't": https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/a-statement-from-the-board-of-southampton-fc>We can confirm that we have taken the difficult decision to part ways with our Men’s First Team Manager, Russell Martin.>Going into the start of the season, we all knew the challenges that we would face this year as we readjusted to life in the top flight, competing in the best and most competitive league in the world.>However, the reality of our situation is clear. The board have supported Russell and his staff and been open and transparent regarding our expectations. We have all been on the same page in recognising the urgency of needing results to improve.>We would like to take this opportunity to thank Russell and his staff for all the hard work and dedication they have given the club on and off the pitch over the last 18 months. Everyone connected with Southampton FC will always have fantastic memories of last season, especially the Play-Off Final win in May.>Current Under-21s Manager Simon Rusk will take charge of the team on an interim basis until we announce a permanent replacement.>Behind the scenes, we are encouraged by the continued development of talent coming through our Academy. We are proud of the contributions our young players are making and are confident this will remain a source of strength and pride for everyone associated with the club.>We are also deeply grateful for the continued support and positivity shown by our fans. We are witnessing first-hand the significant gap between the Championship and the Premier League, but your understanding and passion, even when results have not been what we all want, continue to drive our long-term commitment to the club.
>>146178549rip bozo
>>146178549cometh the hour....
>2 managers sacked in the same gameweekMadness
>Martin goneGuy is a total fucking retard. Hopefully this spells the end of the Guardiola worship in football. Not to say we need to go back to 4-4-fucking2 pump it up into the channels, but there's a balance.
>>146179035Same day isn't it? Scotty was announced this morning wasn't he?
>2 good English footballing men sacked>Probably to be replace by foreignsBloody sick of it lads, I thought brexit meant brexit.
>>146179525You misheard, it was "breakfast means breakfast"
>>146179574cormight pop into a greasy spoon tomorrow morning
>>146178917>leaving basket case Wolves for basket case Southampton Just why >>146179574I’d love to eat those eggs off her chest
>>146179035Every chance for Loptegui to get the chop tomorrow too
>>146179035>>146179304If you include the lower leagues five have left on the same weekend, three on the same day:>14th December: Neil Harris at Millwall (although this was announced in advance)>14th December: Michael Doyle at Woking (sacked on the coach home from Gateshead having lost 4-0)>15th December: Des Buckingham at Oxford United>15th December: Gary O'Neil at Wolves>15th December: Russell Martin at Southampton
Russell Martin may have just lost his job, yes, but he is still dating ex-Page 3 and nuts glamour model Lucy Pinder
Lucy Pinder is dating Russell Martinmaybe he wanted to get sacked>Gary O'Neill signed a 4 year contract in August>Russell Martin signed a 3 year deal in Julyhope they got good payouts
Any word on who Russell Martin is dating lads?
>>146180123based
>>146180312javier mascherano?
>>146180377You mean javi martinez
>>146180377MAMAMAMA-MASCHERANOOOOO!!
>>146180072Rooneys gonna be gone soon too. Another loss yesterday and sitting at 23rd
>>146176465Go make more AI art to wank off to you pathetic ManureJeet
>>146180390Thats the one. You got anyway
>>146180123Slightly related to this story is the news that Keeley Hazell (remember her) is currently dating Mason MountShe (38) is 13 years older than him (25)
>>146180469>y-y-youre a jeetIs this really the best you can do anon, keep coping and seething you malding faggot
He's not a pajeet - he's worse, he's a frogposter
>>146180597>Keeley HazellUsed to date david walliams... grim grim
>>146180677
>>146180597Is that why Mount is getting "injured" all the time?
>>146173431spurs are the best goal scoring team in the league
>>146180467I was at the game yesterday and it surprised me they were actually pretty good. One of the best teams to come to bramall lane this season anyway.Shame they can't hit a barn door.
>>146179761corr might pop me cock into some greasy tits
City customers *still* fuming
>>146180640Seethe harder shitskin frog faggot
>>146151801>quick, cancel the elections, a global website has russians on it, and that must have sway the result, not anything the EU has done the past 10 years
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP NOW LAS~~~
>>146181594Incredible commitment to a shit gimmick
>>146153498I can see you're always going to give a well thought out and balance argument.Have you ever considered, or are working for any media company based in Manchester or London? We have many opportunities to discuss with you.
>>146174089Guessing the bald fuck doesn't wanna give out his advices to blackie, does he?
>>146153498Liverpol players weren't at that party Dave
apologize
He came on and Changed The Game>77': City 1-0 Utd>78': Antony subbed on>FT: City 1-2 UtdBow down to theBow down to the GOAT
>>146146410one down, 6 more to go
>>146174072Arsenal manager in the making.
>>146180597keeley hazell the goati remember when i was a young lad discovering jacking off for the first time i printed out a picture of her on my parents printer and then taped it to the wall of my shower for JO purposes. i wonder if my parents ever knewbut now i am rethinking her goat status if she is hitching her wagon to anonymount
>>146183338just look at that determinationyou can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him
>>146187068
>>146183338>Mazraoui limpingANTONY, WELCOME TO WINGBACK
I will never forget the United fans who campaigned for this fraud in 2022 and backed him after the 7-0. Imagine arguing this mid-50s coach was "up and coming" and had a proven track record that matched Frank de Boer
>>146183338Why does Antony look like he could be Imane Khelif's twin though?
>united beat city at the etihad while arsenal couldn'twhat's the arsecuck's excuse this time? is this fixture scripted as well?
>>146189396Funniest team of all time. They can't win tight games, it's either a blow out or they lose.
>>146189468Think it's funnier when they don't even leak goals either despite being heavily attacking. But somehow they keep finding ways to lose the games and even choke in EL as well.
>>146189426Uh… it was refball or something
>>146189426Not enough corners
>>146189426City didn't concede enough corners plz understand
>Monday morning>City vs United>Immediately starts talking about ArsenalFat Welsh Nonce
rentboy here you have permission to talk about Chelsea
>>146183442Why Sun Ce?>>146189396Stat padder F.C.
Man City and Man Utd are ‘mere vessels for ego and soft power’>Not just the worst Manchester derby for years, but one of Our Football’s worst games for years.>Amusement at both Manchester clubs being hapless is unconfined, so when they play each other this badly, there is much to amuse because the pricking of the arrogant entitled or privileged is always a delight for everyone else. And this was high on the cack scale.>United look like they’ve never seen a corner before, and appear to have the grit and courage of a milk pudding. City seem to think there’s points for pointless passing and throwing yourself to the ground as if there’s been a human rights abuse. Pathetic. Embarrassing. Pitiful. Two teams lacking belief or much of anything else, playing a boring game. If either side was half-decent they’d have won it 5-0.>Ruben Amorim’s Sporting beat City handsomely. There was never a chance his new team of shi**ers would do that, though City gave them plenty of opportunity. No amount of the screaming of names or pretentious analogies by Peter Drury made it any better.>In a week in which FIFA paraded its moral and environmental corruption, they are both embodiments of football’s self-regard and bloated governance, widely held to be despicable. Neither are clubs as we understand it, they’re businesses and not very good ones at that. Supporters have to rely on the habits built up over generations or pretend some other truth exists. The organisations hold their public in contempt. They proved it time and again. They are mere vessels for ego and soft power. They can’t fail for too long. We love it.
>>146189928decent ragebait
>>146189928Diddy clubs seething lmao
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THEED NEW THREAD
>>146189995okay here;>>146190015>>146190015
>>146189928Written by a malding Middlesbrough fan btw
Main story on the DM. Not the Sports section, the main page. Course they're going after the double meaning of 'cheating' here
>>146190057I’d say how does he go home and look his kids in the eye after that but his wife already took the kids.
Well said Rasmus.
