>>146162171ONE, TOP DOG and BKFC next weekRIZIN Dec 31st
God I wish that were me
Now the real UFC begins
>>146165281OHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
>five fighters and their best winsGO>Jon Jones - Rampage Jackson>Alex Pereira - Israel Adesanya>Belal Muhammad - Leon Edwards>Illiad Topuria - Max Holloway>Islam Makachev - Dustin Porier
i was fucking eating. why would the ufc show this bone chilling gore to all the world? this shit should be illegal.
>>146165281more like this?
>>146165341me - your mom
>>146165358Still sore about saigon b? You won
Colby was never good. Wrong weight class or not, I simply can't take seriously a guy who got outstruck and heem'd by fucking THE Chirico.>>146165341>5 fighters' best winJon Jones - Anhtony "Lionheart" SmithGlover - Anthony "Lionheart" SmithKhalil - Anthony "Lionheart" SmithSantos - Anthony "Lionheart" SmithMuh "Mental" Elf - Anthony "Lionheart" Smith
Yeah, Colby would have won that fight.
>>146165388>Wrong weight class or nothe absolutely could not make 155 and anyone thinks or ever thought so is fucking retarded
>>146165388this aint the same buckley son
You all will miss Colby when he’s gone
>>146165403I meant Buck
>>146165435He’s already been forgotten about mate this was one of the quietest fight weeks I’ve ever seen
Can't cuck the buck
>>146165435he's fought like once a year for a while now and not once have I thought "I wish he'd fight more"
>>146165435He was entertaining years ago when he was mocking Masvidal and trying to fight Dustin but now he barely even does interviews anymore and also he keeps losing badly.
>>146165343STOP THE FOIGHT
colby refused to protest the stoppage
colby refused to win
Colby refused to felate me after going ass to mouth
Colby won the poker contest
>>146165737Well that's pretty disgusting and it sounds like you just jammed it in
The most liked comment..and many white women liked the comment I just checked. Wtf
Eternal BBC victim
>>146165788Except he beat usmeng
Colby tapped spiritually
>>146165788Yessuh new mansa in town
colby lost the winning contest
>>146165855Suky suky five dorra
look, i hate colby as much as anyone, but he was winning that fight
>>146165861finland is asian clay after all i'm not surprised you say ths
I just impregnated Coby's sister with my black seed
>>146165874Got no qualm with no vietcong but you're literally on asian land b
>>146165788yessir
Many were saying shit nigga
>mfw Colby finna retire
I believe Colby couldve had a good career and won the title if he just chose to fight more like 3 or 4 times a year a bunch of years ago.
https://youtu.be/ATkQ-Goe3ok?si=hF6W-y726PPmLr0l&t=125COLBY'S CORNER THREW IN THE TOWEL AND NO ONE NOTICEDahahahahahahahahaahah KWABOTY
>>146165984He literally looks like those old shieeet memes
>>146166034Still Aspinall I'm afraid
FACT: Tom Aspinall will go from unsigned all the way undisputed UFC heavyweight champion before Finland gains even 1 single UFC fighter.
There was a point where Colby's legacy was>Second greatest Welterweight of his era, would've been a dominant champ if Kamaru Usman didn't exist
At this point Colby's legacy is>He really likes that Trump fellow uh
What was Colby's best moment?The paid whores to pose with him on instagram?Donald Trump walking out during his speech?Usmeng farting on his head?The boomerang incident?
Bruh.
Bill Aspinall
>>146166114We've been through this lad, Randy Couture debuted against a totenkopf tattoed beast of a man (Finnish). Aspinall spent 2024 chasing Jones like a woman, beat up some retarded kid with a disability and now hangs out with Piers Morgan. No bigger KWAB this year physically but also actually
STOP BULLYING COLBY-SENPAI
>>146166162OHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
Colby fucking sucks.
Colby Covington reportedly VERY drunk walking around the UFC Performance Institute in a pair of Stilettos approaching Male physiotherapy staff for oral sex
https://youtu.be/ZHVZ0JkAv-A?si=J_NlnKsy2rPewiySfacts
FACT: Tony Halme has been dead for almost 15 years.BONUS FACT: Finland has zero fighters signed to the UFC.
I was born with a zinc roof over my head bruv
Colby will always be my boy.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHSTOP THE FIGHThttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734274959086544.webm
The aroma of sodium chloride in Colby, Bones and Riddle's dorm. Caked in semen no doubt
>>146166227This is one of the worst thing I ever watched
>>146166227How is that even possible.
>>146166195He was still in UFC when Shithispantspinall was unsigned. Bet you watch Piers in the bath you sad little poncey mince
FACT: Finland earned ZERO medals at the 2024 Paris Olympics.
Talmbout the poofter parade that had literal trans athletes beating women wow what a shame...
Colby lost even the little atlethicism he had in his youth, it's over for him
>>146166293You could have been beating women legally b why didn't you?
Imagine wake up this morning, you're Colby Covington. What's the first thing you do?
you mean to tell me not only was I knocked down being on a fight night but I got my ass beat as well?
>>146166344I'm a biological woman b
>>146166350Go take a shit
It would actually be crazy if MFP was a woman
meng status?
Colbying the Covington lads
It was a good day my niggas. Feel bad for the cazzies that missed out.
>>146166344I'm a Judas Priest type guy>>146166370SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHA
>>146166533Dare I say... HEEM NIGHT?
>>146166370makes sense
>>146166370Yeah they all claim that
>>146166370
Jones has the most impressive resume in mma history>André GusmãoUndefeated before fight>Stephan BonnarTUF finalist>Jake O’BrienNatural heavyweight that moved down>Matt Hamill3x NCAA champion>Brandon VeraONE Heavyweight champion later>Vladimir MatyushenkoUFC Light Heavyweight championship challenger. IFL Light heavyweight champion later. IFC 5 Heavyweight Tournament winner>Ryan BaderUndefeated before fight. TUF Light Heavyweight winner. Bellator Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight Champion later.>Maurício RuaHall of famer later. Pride Grand Prix winner. UFC light heavyweight champion>Quinton JacksonUFC Light Heavyweight champion. Pride Middleweight Championship (205 lbs). King of the Cage Light Heavyweight Superfight Champion. >Lyoto MachidaUFC Light Heavyweight champion>Rashad EvansHall of famer later. TUF Heavyweight winner. UFC Light Heavyweight champion. Gladiator Challenge Light Heavyweight Tournament winner.>Vitor BelfortUFC 12 Heavyweight Tournament Champion. UFC Light Heavyweight Champion. Cage Rage World Light Heavyweight Champion>Chael Sonnen2 time UFC Middleweight title challenger. Gladiator Challenge Light Heavyweight Champion. Dangerzone Light Heavyweight Champion>Alexander Gustaffson3x UFC Light Heavyweight title challenger>Glover TexieriaWas on 20 fight win streak. UFC Light Heavyweight champion later. Shooto South America 220 lb Champion>Daniel CormierHall of famer later. UFC Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight champion later. Olympic medalist. Undefeated before fight. Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix Champion. King of the Cage Heavyweight Champion.>Ovince Saint PreuxHigh ranked. lost 50-45 and 50-44 all cards.>Anthony SmithComing off 2 performance of the nights>Thiago SantosComing off 2 performance of the nights>Dominick ReyesUndefeated before fight>Ciryl GaneUFC Interim Heavyweight Champion. TKO Major league heavyweight champion.>Stipe Miocic2x UFC Heavyweight Champion. NAAFS Heavyweight Champion
>>146166350Hand the girl some cab fare before making some coffee.
>>146166609Jonny is a doping fraud b, talmbout not rating him anymore
Finland, but he's from Sweden
>>146166151example ten thousand of why giving your bum opponent a full 15 to 25 minutes to search for the upset isn't "fighting smart"
>>146166151Usman vs Masvidal 2-esque
WE CANNOT FOLLOWTHEM
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity.
>>146166734
>>146166734Major downgrade b pussy is literally designed the make cocks cum.
>old fan favorite knocks out up and coming prospect
Quiet screams for my queen
I missed the Cub fight leading up to the last minute. Was he winning or was it a fortunate KO to save him from the loss?
>>146166863Luis J Gomez looking ass mfer
Dana promised Jon vs Aspinall is happening. That means it's never going to happen
>>146166914Name one time Dana couldn't come through on a promise
>>146166659This is advanced heemsonality posting well done raj now hurry up with the poppadoms
>>146166927Jon vs Ngannou
>>146166823
>>146166914heeminder if it doesn't happen it is entirely the fault of jones
Drakar's dead ass brother
>>146166823>>146166979You cannot help but love Ole Jonesy if you are any kind of winner in life
>>146167013not a fan of the gays personally
Is Buckley a wrestler? Thought Colby was supposed to be a good wrestler but seemed like Buckley could stop most of it just by being stronger and more athletic.
>>146166863This image is uncanny
>>146165788Jobbing to elevate blacks is very true to Colby's neocon image
>>146167025I mean his bullying of DC and nothing else
>>146166350Make an Instagram video claiming I was up 2-1 and about to win before the s0yb0y cuck doctor stopped the fight
LMFAO
>>146166151This doo had massive hype then he gets finished by smiff and jacoby back to back lol
>>146167044Colby was never a great athlete and he’s slowed down significantly the last 2 years. He didn’t have a chance
>>146167044Buckley wrestled in high schoolNo crazy accolades but he's decent
Does Colby cutting less weight than the regular WW explain his mythical chin and cardio
buckley doesn't even need one more win for a title shot, shavkat is injured and usman is fighting jdm, let him fight smelal next
>>146167272Somewhat
>>146167191Surely he would've realized this about himself no?Wonder what he was thinking taking the fight then
>>146167272Cutting less weight means being less drained and thus being more durable and having a better gas tank. This comes with the downside of fighting bigger guys who are strongerThis isn't rocket science
>>146167218Yeah but wasn't Colby way higher level? Thought that was supposed to cancel out the physicality difference
where was colbitch's cardio last night then
Colby was robbed rematch immediately
>>146167428It does make his run a bit more impressive de su
when did colbitch lose his heart?
I think this loss means nothing. Colby was cut early by an illegal nail-cut that cost him the fight. I bet Colby comes back in 2025 with big intentions, probably a win over Wonderboy and Vincente Luque give him a title shot.
Michael Johnson just hit his prime
>>146167163Weasle has a known bias towards Caucasians and Muslims, he's the anti-Guru
>>146165788This is true
Why doesn't Kape go by his Muslim name? Surely it isn't just a grift to get more followers and favourable match ups in middle east cards
>>146167826It's to signify he's managed by Ali
jdm > prates > buckwheat > shavkat > brady > garry
I haven't watched RIZIN in a few years. Do they actually have any top tier talent like in the past with Jiri, Kape, Horiguchi?
>>146167878Never did
>Low IQ fighterIan Garry>Mid IQ fighterShavkat Rakhmonov >High IQ FighterJoaquin Buckley>Genius IQ Fighter Belal Muhammad
>>146166115Yup. Crazy how fast things change.
UFC Fight Night: Grozny
UFC Jerusalem: Cannonier vs Hermansson 2
I pray one day Ali fucking dies
remember when niggas were saying garry would win because he had the style to beat shavkat? you fuckers love saying shit sometimes
>>146168068Everyone dies
>>146168093evidently he did
>>146168093i mostly remember people saying shavkat by murder
Coach Chael just needs more time with Colby
Jack Shore. He was the fucking guy back then.
>>146168133Not me
>>146165435>beat washed elders>ducked competitors>had to dickride trump to stay relevantCan't touch chael sonnen
why didn't colby hit the atomic leg drop
Prime Cub cleans Ilia's clock
>>146168093I dont think anyone said thatPersonally, i had shavkat winning a tough fight. And keep in mind that i have the best eye test on heem.com.
If Topuria KOs Oliveira and Makhachev, is he officially a top 5 fighter OAT?
>>146168539not until he beats GOATpes
>>146168539Maybe. What is your t5 now, and who are you taking off?
Why can't he win against black fighters?
another one for the left hook vs right straight compilation
>>146168582JonesGSPDJVolkSilva
>>146168642Bolk is not a top 5 fighter. You can instantly take him off and replace with ilia if he beats islam
>>146168641God I love heems
>>146168641What are the other ones
>Light went off and missed the entire event>Wake up to find out Colby got robbed by a random whore.Fucking hell man.
>>146168701
>>146168641I thought it was weird Dana gave him performance of the night when he was getting his ass beat before this.
>>146168833bitch in the middle has a legendary fluoride stare
>>146168093Garry won under Pride rules
>>146168641
luv this angle
Enjoying the show, GOYIM?
>>146168893usmeng vs meng esque
>>146168918Reminds me more of this
>>146168829he got his ass beat from pillar to post and the doctor saved him from taking unnecessary damage in a fight that was impossible to win
KKF vs Kape for the title eliminator is the only ifght to make
>>146168582FedorJonesGSPSilvaAldo, Khabib, Makhachev, DC, Sakuraba could all probably be in that top 5 convo
>>146169052Will Kape ever face consequences for this?I'm guessing not since he was repeatedly fouled earlier but it was blatantly illegal.
colby took that roided buck down and man handled him. if it wasn't for the cut he wouldve grinded out the victory
>>146169036nah just give it to kara-france
>>146169052>>146168641Do you have the MJ one?
>>146169080then buckley got back up and colby's vagina started bleeding
>>146169080buckley got up every time, if colbitch had managed to hold on to the end of the round the fight might have continued
>>146168093In some ways he did win, he ate and left no crumbs
doctor gifted Buckley that Wlets be real.he didnt have the cardio to go 5 rounds and Colby was starting to turn it up.even Dana was like "that fight shouldn't have been stopped in Vegas" after the press conference
>>146169113haven't watched the prelims yet
Shant be replying to the jeet and pakistani
>>146169186Nice little low blow finish brazza
>>146169059>low quality bait
Buck will get slaughtered by any grappler
Colby's corner literally threw in the towel btw
>>146169289*Next time
>>146169239What are you talking about? What part is bait? Islam?
>>146169289Colby Covington is a grappler.
Moreno-Kape
>>146169333Colby is washed, old, and off the couch. Proper training camp colby without cut would've won
>Buck will get slaughtered by any grappler>noooo not that one!
>>146169289He would zeem the shit out of Belal
hopefully he retires on a nice w
>>146169616He couldn't even heem or drop the corpse of Colbitch, why does everyone think this guy is Rumble or something?
>>146169237Absolutely earned talmbout eye and a heem for three eyes
>>146169645thought he might try and get on the cali card but it might be too quick a turnaround
>>146169662Belal’s chin is dust compared to Colbussy thoughbeit
>>146167163UFC sabotaged the careers of Gamrot, Fizzy, Guram, and Damir in order to keep Dustin, Justin, and Chandler around longer.
>>146169662he did drop him matealso the fight was contested in anti-heem technology gloves
>>146169321Fraudor, Renan Barao is higher on the goat list, Faber is unironically a better win than Big Nog and Crop Cop (Fedor's only two okay wins)
>>146169692He's only been hurt by prime Luque and Neal, literally the two hardest punchers in the division. Isn't really that bad compared to Colbum getting dropped by the ghost of Meng.>>146169739You can see on the replay the shot was blocked and he slipped. Not even a cope, even Felder called it.
>>146169662he floored colby at the end of the 1st
>>146169835T-bagged him too. Colby should've quit after beating Gamebred.
>>146169908Thank you pastabro
>>146169908>cowers in fear
>>146169908Crazy how he got dropped through his guard
pedtrino is essentially johnny walker
>>146169908lmao that nigga was literally shitting his pants the entire fight
navajo stirling is essentially dan hooker
>>146169908ooo what a devastating knockdow-ACK!
buckley handed colby his first legitimate loss
supernecessary
>>146169908The reaction time in the scramble is more concerning than losing balance
>>146169908Beautiful work champ
>>146170264he accepted bottom position until buckley shucked his legs
Ooh lawd issa new massa
Buckley couldn't break into the top 15 of middleweight170 is the worst division in the UFC
>>146170481he was undersized for the division and has improved massively
>>146168641Another victim of the check left hook meme. Many such cases...
>>146170264Yeh, he wasn't even rocked, but he just lied in the floor as if the punch had landed flush.
>>146170796ONE LAST RUN
>>146170552He mostly started fighting washed fighters>Fialho and Morono who suck>post brain bleed Luque>Ruziboev, who is taller than anybody he fought at middleweight, and just isn't very good>41 years old wonder old man>washed Colby
>>146170796turkish power
African American
>>146170481the middleweight champion and every middleweight contender besides khamzat are all failed welterweights
>>146170552I think he's improved but he strikes me as a perennial top 10 guy. Can beat the flushed fighters from yesteryear's elite but will get exposed by anyone in the top 10. I think he's just the new gatekeeper at WW.
>>146170796This doo will only ever be known for smuggling sandwiches at Abu Dhabi
leon vs buckley in london book it gayna
>>146171065Zincroof is retired b
>>146170958*top 5
>>146171126what
>>146170796Nigga fell like the ottoman empire, the sick man
i reckon buckley could beat smelal but would get heemed by garry and shavkatall the more reason to give him the title shot
The Shady Connections of Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>146170796We fight on land and eat our shit whole on heem.com, playa
That gorilla coon gave slave masta colby a bloody beating.Buck Unbroken
Usman is fighting JDMLeon is fighting BradyShavkat is fighting BelalThat leaves rebooking Buckley vs Garry the only fight to make.
lol what a goofy finish
I'm a Khabib kind of guy, not a Kamala kind of guy
>>146171427>Shavkat is fighting Belaldepends how long he's out for
>>146171446klose's chin is fucking dust
>>146171446I'm a gentle heem kinda guy.
>>146171427Usman vs JDM is not confirmed yet, it's just rumoredWouldn't be surprised if Usman choses Buckley instead
>>146165388This is what happens when buckley faces people his own size. It's a joke what i saw against colby, he's got like 10lbs of muscle on colby, it's just ridiculous. The dude is just a massive cutbabby who is roided to the gills. Good thing welterweight is full of MW cutbabbies like shavkat etc who buckley has no chance of beating. Dunno why colby even took a fight against this cutbabby faggot.
>>146171446Alvarez is just another cutbabby bum, Arman already exposed him. Not a good look for Dariush though.
>>146165788and then blacks will play the victim when white people give them back the heat, truly fragile egos on these "people". This is why i will continue mocking them, they're not good people.
>>146171651Alvarez is apparently moving up to WW, might do him some wonders if he cuts less weight.
>>146165984change your flag or better yet fuck off back to where you came from, we know you're not white. white men support colby, not this abomination.
Buckley dropped Colby through his guard with the anti heem glovesCHILLS
So this short notice fight was Colby paying a favor back to Dana for getting him the Edward’s title shot right? It was sad from beginning to end. From the walk out onwards. The crowd was totally silent. Then Buckleys mic work after the fight was terrible. I say this as a colby fan. If you going to be a heel and one to the degree colby was you gotta win
>>146171651Klose is now 36 and was flushed by Dariush.Also their fight wasn't the war people remember it as, Benny got his back for all of round 1, tiring out his legs. Got hurt a bit at the start of round 2, and walked him down an knocked him out inside a minute.
>>146171621>His own sizeBuckley clearly had the smaller frame thereHe's no bigger than Usman or GSP were
Many are saying what?
>
>>146171693I could see that considering that he's apparently a decent grappler. His striking needs a bit of work though, it's going to be much harder to physically impose himself at WW the way he has done at LW.
>>146171742buckley was smaller than colby last night lmao
>>146171621Colby looked like a dyel who barely lifts, yesterday. He's flushed, that's the reality. Any non geriatric top 10 would've beaten him.
>>146171768Dricuss is technically black at this point.
>>146171795he has about 10 lbs on him you retarded cunt and most of that is muscle aswell since he's roided to the gills
>>146171723If you know the context you'd know Colby never wanted this fight.Belal pulled out against Shavkat, and they were looking for new opponents. Colby calls Hunter and tells him he's ready to step in against Shavkat. Hunter tells him they found Shavkat an opponent already, but since he's ready to fight, he could step in against Buckley who now needs an opponent. Colby had no way to hide behind not being in shape to fight, this is the type of fight he normally ducks
>>146171779>can't get chinned if you don't have a chi-ACCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>146171779Topiara has nightmares of this dude.
>>146165788Colby fights be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwjFnYSZ1lU
>>146171837you need to calm down mate
>>146171725>was flushed by DariushDerailed maybe, I'd argue Lil' Heathen dealt the killing push.>Also their fight wasn't the war people remember it asTrue but a guy like Klose shouldn't be doing that to someone like him. I remember when people thought Dariush was the guy to beat Islam. Imo the Ferguson fight was an eye opener for me, Dariush was always a little overrated.
>>146171841Would he not have been just as out of shape for shavkat? That would have been short notice to
/heem/ is just non-white newfags at this point, O.G heemers support colby
>>146171907Colbitch embarrassed us too many times.
>>146171907>O.G heemers support a guy allergic to heeming
>>146171927This is probably what the Trump family thinks too
>>146171907
>>146165788>>146165816>>146171866>Colby became the Kevin Nash of MMASad
Colbitch Cuckington was always a bum fraud
>>146171907How was it staying up late for the main event last night? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what’s that? You watch every main event at 4am? OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>146171907How can heemsters support a guy who never heems?
Colby lost but not due to lack effort. The doctor took the fight out of his hands but who knows what could have happened in those last two rounds. Colby may verily have came back and took out Buck. We’ll never know for sure but it was a valiant effort by Colby. This may be the last time we see him in the UFC. What are your favorite Colby “Chaos” Covington moments?
Clobis Cvongton
>>146171898I love Benny, but he's always been chinny and susceptible to getting hit, his run was helped by him going down the grappler path (the UFC often matches up grappler with grapplers and striker with strikers) Gamrot and CDF are genuinely great win, but also not the kind of guy that would test his durability.I don't think Dariush ever had the physicallity to deal with the likes of Dustin and Justin, like think back to him soundly beating Barboza until he makes a read and instantly heems him.
>>146171621Colby has been undersized for 170 his entire career, he's a natural 155er who decides not to cut weight because of the cardio advantage it gives him
Colby won the story of the fight by fighting a roided MW on short notice and that's the only thing that matters.
>>146165788>there are no black champions so they have to settle for a geriatric flushed fight night doctors stoppage win
>>146172082>mystery meat>chicano>jeet>chicano/mystery meat sudacaI ate this for breakfast today
>>146172082Kek poor bri’ish. You better not be mean online anyone isn’t that illegal there?
>>146172120He doesn't have the muscle to cut to 155, he'd be all bones if he did. The 170ers who cut to 155 usually weigh a lot more and have more muscle which is why it works out for them when they rehydrate, colby doesn't have that. The problem with colby is that he refuses to lift weights/bulk up for 170.
Colby is still the worst matchup to any daggestranny 170 and below. He just doesn't do good against powerpunchers.
Cole B
>>146172186Nice one Joe
>be 170 roided giganigga>get heemed multiple times at your natural weightclass by jobbers>cut weight to bully smaller guys and still can't heem anyonePoint and laugh at the ape
>>146172082The IC2+cord do NOT like this one
>>146172203That’s a racist post. Don’t do that again.
TOM ASPINALL VS JON JONES OFFICIALLY SCHEDULEDthat's what i'll post when the fight is booked
>>146172033Do Brit’s really stay up till 4am to watch main events?
Colby wasn't even wobbled by the man who heemed the PFL light heavywight champion out cold, levels.
>>146172174Colby went 2/10 against Leon and 1/8 against Buckley He can't wrestle at elite levels anymore
>>146172082I support White British fighters.
This bong is seething badYou'd think Colby was Aspinall with the way he's defending his honor
>>146172308They do. There are brit (pakis) in this thread right now that have stayed up till four to watch a holly holm main event kek
>>146172345Davey beating that sudaca up for 3 rounds must have made the mystery meats hiding behind the USA flag seethe.
>>146172325His wrestling was fine but he was just out of shape, any grappling success Buckley had was just due to out-muscling Colby.
>>146172081>I don't think Dariush ever had the physicallity to deal with the likes of Dustin and Justin, like think back to him soundly beating Barboza until he makes a read and instantly heems him.Yeah pretty much, I could even see Childless catching him in an exchange on the fence. He has good wins but just not enough physicality wise to make it in the top 5. The way Charles and Arman starched him genuinely broke my heart though, he seems like a good guy. I think Moicano beats him at this stage in his career, but it's a much more favourable matchup so hopefully he performs well. Should be a grappler's delight.
I have no idea what a “sudaca” is
>>146172325He dominated the 3 round against Poockley, doe. Joachim was starting to fade at the end.
how pillowfisted is sean?
>>146172434I think Dariush would have a better chance of beating Moicano if his last two losses didn't happen. He's no longer going into the fight with title aspirations, just money, which will make a huge difference.
jon
>>146172478>DominatedBEASTLY 8 strikes landed with 0 successful takedowns
>>146172468A type of table football b
>>146172478Buckley won all 3 rounds, colby would’ve needed a finish (impossible)
>>146171017>sandwicheskek
>>146172493Bro really got heemed by a dude that Alex flushed 10 years ago.
>>146172493Jizzy for all his faults has a solid chin>>146172504>He's no longer going into the fight with title aspirations, just money, which will make a huge difference.Also he's old and coming off a layoff, while Moicano has been very active grinding against prospects. I think if Beneil wanted to be a contender again he would have taken a tune up fight so you're probably right about the money aspect.
>>146172606>Also he's old and coming off a layoffThe ray of hope is that Moicano is literally the same age as Dariush, both born in the same month. Moicano is on a grat run, but he's probably not in his physical prime either.
>>146172694Moicano per his own admission is a financial retard who took out an expensive mortgage while Beneil has less pressing incentives to win Renato is probably hungrier
>>146172468Derogatory term for South Americans that was created by mexicans
You know your career is over when commentators and Dana White are looking for your redeeming qualities and all they got is "tough, durable".
>>146165788Remember jordan kneely and george floyd are in hell right now :)
>>146173000literally no reason for a bong to ever know that kek ty b
>>146173000Literally the first time I've seen that insult in my life.
>>146173102>>146173157newfags
When you fight a Canadian, you're fighting a country.
>>146173157That's exactly what you would say isn't it
PooFC could never.
>>146173201When you defeat a Canadian, you defeat the country
>>146173276>defeat a CanadianOxymoron.
>>146173258How did he get attached to the referee
Imagine if the old mansa cared about mma
>I want Jon vs Asspinal, Mr. White.
>>146173358dana got slutted out by arabs. FACT
Hulk Hogan wasn’t enough. Colby should walk out with the entire nWo the next time.
>>146173406Crazy that the man to Dana's right heemed the goat of goats.
>>146173358>>146173406You goofs joke and jest but Daner's shrewd business mind got the sphur paid for by the sand people
>>146173358Turki is 100% aware that holding hands with another man is always considered gay in western society, it's a pure power play to make Dana uncomfortable. The bald fuck deserves it though, he does the same thing whenever he calls grown men with families and mortgages 'kid'
>>146173432One is permaheemed and the other one is Nash
>>146173466>>146173501
>>146173501Oh for sure b, he was rubbing Ronaldo's thighs at some boxing event. The white man is Turki's plaything.
>>146173358>>146173406There's something very wrong with this guy. It doesn't make any sense to beg for money when every year you break records and double your revenue or even tripple. It just doesn't make any sense.
theres a parasite that turns you into dana white
>>146166609DC has never won an olympic medal. He placed 4th place in 2004.
>>146173623It makes perfect sense b it's called a scam
>>146173532about time this piece of shit died#killCEOS
>>146171907>heem's just newfags now, OG heemers support colbyYou're such a newfag you don't even know the difference between a heemer and a heemster kek.
how long before they take over all the divisions
>>146174048Won.
“A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on”
>>146174117Well said, Mr. Gooby.
>>146174117is he dyeing his hair or has he just gone grey from the stress of trial
>>146174031Good luck finding someone who's like 8' to ayy into heavyweight
aye mang we comin fo dat throne
>>146174117rapes
>>146174117Is it because the truth raped the lie?
>>146174117Maybe you should’ve kept your pants on Mr. McGregor.
One of these days Sean Woodson is going to get heemed and a little green guy is going to climb out of his chest
>>146169966No, look at his leg coming back down
>>146170113No that was Colby
DERE WAS NO ROIP
>>146174741C'MERE I'OM GANNA ROIPE Y-AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH
What kind of food do you guys like to have when the coof is trying to drag you into deeb wawdurs?
>>146174741>>146174813THAT WAS A DOCTORS RAPE
PLEASE DON'T HEEM M-AAAAAACK
>>146166255Lad, what the fuck is this.
>>146174867This was officiated as a TKO.
>>146174855Red bell peppers, lotsa grapefruit, ginger tea with honey and lemon.
>>146174877Snooker
>>146166255Did anyone do anything about this or is this AIslop?
>>146174909Sounds pretty comfy but I'm thinking pho, ramen or Korean curry.
>*stares at the thread from the edge of the northern seas*
Colby was never the same after the Meng incident.Meng broke him
>>146174117What zero fazza plan does to a mf
>>146175002What part of Mexico is on the North Sea
>>146174813The last strike Conor McGooby ever threw in the octagon, chills.
>>146175055
>>146174048Powerslap.
>>146174117dostoevskyesque
ufc fans laugh at wwe fans and then gather by the thousands to express their deep hatred of colby "chaos" covington
>>146175210colby is shit at fighting
All of you who have been talking shit about Colby should say it to his face. See what happens, pussies.
How many hotdogs do you think Colby ate to hang out with the Hulkster?
I'm a nasty dude I promise you. I'm dangerous man.
I can fix Colby.
Tom Machado Aspinall
RAPE YA BASE YEAHRAPE YA FOOKIN BASE
>>146175288he would call the cops on me
>>146175233is that why everyone hates tony
Colbeast 155 title strap run starts now fuck niggas
>>146175210He walked out with hulk hogan and marks are still worked into a boiling shoot
>>146175500hulkster went over clean on /heem/ im afraid
>>146175485dies cutting weight
>>146175537hes not a brazza, you brazza slurping twink cagie
Chandler needs to recruit Colby into his buck catching club, that way Colby can get that buck sauce he’s on
dana is doing the fighters a service by underpaying them, if they get too rich they will become the target of bloodsucking WAGs instead of happy marriage to their ugly high school sweethearts as is the norm now
heem is pillowfisted
>>146175598Ayo you think he drinking the buck sauce straight from the tap?
>>146175588meds
>>146175673In some circles (orphanages) Mike is known as “Rabbi” Michael Chandler
I smell bussy juice
faglal muhhamad is out with an injury (failed suicide bombing)
>>146175595He's literally me.
>>146175743How does it feel to get staph in the eye?
>>146175799GODsumeci snaps pisslam's inbred legs in half with this
There are no drawls in welterweight
>>146175637Damn you're actually right
cub's wife's boobies
>>146175743Why would you wear contacts even in fagjitsu?
>>146171779Sick of these weight loss, former fat tubs of shit. They constantly game the body shot/below the belt system because for some reason, they are allowed to wear their shorts up above their lovehandles almost touching their belly button. Why are they allowed to do this????
>>146175637Ian Garry protected himself from this phenomenon by making sure his gold digger is a hag that will be 55 by the time he starts declining
>>146176032there's no "below the belt system" in MMA you fucking mongoloid
>>146176047Ian protected himself by not being good at fighting, thus not becoming the target of a more cunning WAG.
i wonder if ian machado will forget how to speak english like dern did
>>146175799Islam could honestly make mikey tap to a body lock just by squeezing lol he'd make the little nerd wheezing scream that they all (and prob (you)) make.
>>146176092Yes, there is, cazzie. Watch poosman vs cuckby. It's WORSE than boxing because they have such a wide belt, that hitting it is okay. In mma, if the foot touches or goes below the tiny shorts string belt area, the ref will stop it if the guy cries.
>>146175894It kills you unironically, you get the infection to your brain and die
>>146176273Counterpoint: >>146169052Nutshots are now legal.
>>146176341he was gaming the below the belt system
>>146173258it could never
>>146176341Nut shots caused a timeout 3 times in the same match. Try to watch the fights at least illegally b. That was a revenge nut shot that the ref let slide out of spite to the guy who nut kicked every round.
>>146176273Less keepit clean boddeh. Disses yor foino' wo'nin!
>>146176127She has a book about trapping athletes, an app about open relationship safe sex and an ex that lives in ian's house that's pretty cunning imo
There are no UFC cards for an entire month. How do we sustain ourselves? I guess Usyk/Fury 2 and RIZIN NYE should be okay but RIZIN talent is mediocre and people really only watch it for the soap opera vibes.
>>146176651I will be going mentally ill
>>146176651Ryan Garcia vs Rukiya Anpo might be on that Rizin event
>>146176651GFL Mock Draft season
>>146176651ONE and knuck
last heemsmas I gaev you slapthe very next day just to give it away
>>146176717Anpo has no chance under boxing only rules. Idk why Rizin is so desperate to kill its top stars in these dumb freakshow fights.
You just know Du Plessis finna turnt out that fruity Israel dude
>>146176651I will heembernate, simple as
For me, it was Strickland vs Anpo
>>146176910Anpo will use strickbeast's teachings to heem the pillowpoofter
There's no way some of you unironically watch knuckslop right? It's full of actual truck pitstop nobodies.
There's no way some of you unironically watch UFC right? It's full of actual truck pitstop nobodies.
Wait til you hear about ONE
Remember the guy who crashed the press conference in Abu Dhabi asking Dana for a contract? well He lost to a brazilian in TKZ promotion and didn't get a contract
>>146176651I'll simply wait for next month, shan't watch any of that crap.
>>146177017UFC signed the hue as well KWAB
>>146177003It also has most of the best fighters in the world. Knuckslop's poster boy is Mike Perry lol and they let guys like Mendes and Alvarez rob them for an easy payday that will offer no long-term returns for the company
Now that 2024's heems are over who was the KWABOTY
Usman has a complete dogshit resume>vastly pre prime Leon Edward>vastly pre prime welterweight Strickland>washed Maia>washed lightweight RDA>washed Woodley>Colby x2 (who also only beat washed fighter, the average age of all the ranked fighter he beat is 36.5)>Masvidal x2 (never was lightweight journeyman who went on a lucky streak)>Burns (another never was lightweight journeyman who only beat washed up at welterweight, the average age of all the ranked fighters he beat is 38.2)
>>146177076It is Aspinall. No unification, beat a disabled hap and did videos with Piers Morgan. Silver place Conor
>>146177076Finland.
>>146177089Just how bad is Cumrat AIDSmaev?
>>146177076Jamahal or Mokaev
>>146177150Atrociously awful
>>146171621Nah, Buckley's hit 170 championship weight on 5 of his welterweight fights. This time they both did at 171 and colby almost died making it if you watch hs chael sonnen interview on espn.Buckley was eating carbs and steak on his MW fight weeks and would come in sometimes 3lbs below middleweight... Therefore 170lbs is his correct weight. For the fat ppl out there, he just has big pecs and a lot of times this tricks you into thinking someone's "big". Also black skin adds definition that's why they use tanning solution at bodybuilding competitions.>y-yeah w-well Belal will heem!I agree... *watches you put your tail between your legs and concede
>>146177089agreed extremely fraudulent but the ufc used the jon jones hype playbook on him. israel is also somewhat fraudulent but he categorically heemed pereira
Blol? Blol heems.
Last night's buck simulates usman
Anyone have experience with Tai Chi? I'm not looking to heem people. I just want to move better.
smelal cannot heem
>>146177356Prime Pooque heems him thougheverbeit
Anyone have experience with Thai massages? I'm not looking to get a heemed meng. I just want to move better.
>>146177358Go to your local park in the morning. You'll see Chinese, senior citizens or randoms practicing it to up their chakra levels or whatever
>>146177076>>146177017
>>146177451If you put Thai in front of any word it just means that there's heeming mengs and/or surprise mengs involved.
>>146177451Talmbout ladyboys b?
>>146177476And chiggas say I live in chinada.... I've never seen somebody doing this lmao.
Basilisk Rutten.
>>146177581I live in one of the biggest US cities so it's to be expected. Your only neighbors are probably polar bears
>>146177015UFC is dead so ONE is the move
Rotten basilica
>>146177150Fled welterweight after realizing he is going life and death with a former LW that dookie dan simulated.
for the sort of person he is how is colby so bad at beating black people
>>146177358Everyone I see doing Tai Chi looks dumpy and out of shape. For that reason alone, I'm out.
>>146177358Tai chi is a lot of lower leg slow flexion, like an isometric so the first few days your legs will be on fire but after that you will never feel strain again.
Dykeael Gaynom Gayge
remember Scared Corncut?
>>146175210UFC “fans” are women and soiboys now
>>146177358Stop posting AI slop
>BREAKINGChael Sonnen explains that Schaub was looking better than ever before right before Joe forced him to retire. Destroyed everyone in every gym possible. https://youtu.be/ZHVZ0JkAv-A?t=79Rogan should never be forgiven.
chael shouldn't be allowed to speak
>>146178202scared of the truth b?
>>146177955Bro shut up with that nerd shit. Your gfs just reciting some gobleygoop that her instructor, chaz miguel. Plowing her anus is how he works out his legs b...
>Final card of the year >Colby gets flushed It's so satisfying bros
>>146178322As a colby hater, I wish I saw it like you did. I saw the tide turning. Buckley even admitted he was getting tired. If there was no cut, colbitch would have likely inched out a decision.
>>146178369blindbro...
>>146178369Colbitch needed a finish to win
>>146178322>A bad stoppage is now grounds for flushingCasual.
Colby was never in danger.
Fucking over migachuds is what florida is all about
>>146178172rogan abandoned his dreams of being a fighter to be a court jester instead. he encouraged schaub to do the same and schaub was too weak to resist. to be fair who could survive that public humilation other than someone with the unwavering conviction of a world championship fighter?
if they hadn't paid off Luque to quit against the buck he would've gotten gorimboed
>>146178490Sodomy (violent)
>>146178369Colby lost that round 3 badlyBuckley was up 25 Sig strikes to 8, latched up a triangle choke, and they had comparable control time. You'd have to be seriously corrupt to give Colby that round, unless he randomly gets a knock down in the last 30 seconds. He'd need a 10-8 to even tie the fight, Cooby was on his way to losing a 48-47 decision because we all know he can't pull a comeback heem out
>>146178490florida is a maga state though
>>146178511There is only one King of the Jesters in town
>>146178437
>>146178490I don’t understand what you’re trying to say
>>146165341volk - hollway volk - hollway volk - hollway holloway - aldoholloway - aldo
>>146178685big dan could've stopped it from the blood alone
>>146178568Judges had colby winning a round I'm afraid. That's why I said inch out a decision. Again, I'm a colby hater, you're just bais. I'm trying to help you.
>>146178781>Judges had colby winning a round I'm afraid.False. Buckley won the first 2 rounds on all 3 judges scorecards.
>>146178685Kamala docs, meng
>>146178685Ironically enough it was the stitch seams of the old gloves that sliced him open on a glancing shot. Something the new now-old gloves fixed.
>>146178817they fought in the new gloves
>>146178781me when I spread misinformation on the internet
>>146178813Judges actually had colby on the third b.
>>146178864Judges don't score incomplete rounds
the colbitchcels should thank their lucky stars for that doctor
>>146178864You’re arguing with a non-white
>>146178846Nope. As you can see, no secondary pad between the knuckle pad and the wrist.
>>146178920LMAO look at that blacked bleeding bitch
>>146178975>>146178975
>>146178920I thought they said were using the failed new gloves at fight nights?
>>146178920They use the new gloves for fight nights, this has been established
