monday blues edition
good mornin, chat
Enjoying your day, wagies?
When was the last time a Presidents Trophy winning team has missed the play offs the next season?
>>1461905452015 bruins
>>146190545buffalo missed in 2008 after winning the trophy in 2007
Fairly good games tonight
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
how will their next 10 games go?
fuck canada
its even monday for the middle management salaried plebs
>>146190621W L L L L L L L OTL L
>wake up>light stretching>listen to the national anthem>listen to strike it up by black box>steep tea>go out for a smoke>drink tea while watching highlights from last night
/hoc/ is looking cute today
>>146190660for me it's smoking darts out my window
>>146190660Tea and cigarettes are soon to be banned.
would ashley date conor bedard or sebastian aho ?
>>146190680then be prepared for the Abitibi-Témiscamingue tea party pal
>wake up >didn't ask
>>146190671y-you too
>school buses on the roads>snowball weathertoday's going to be a good day
Kaprizov is on pace for almost 60 goals this year
>>146190537good mornin'
>on pace
Im on pace for 0 asks this year
>>146190686caufield
i'm on pace for 8 (eight) marners today
>almost
>>146190796Hope you recharged your amulet
>>146190796can't pace your shits bozo, get a clue
>>146190786>5'8hes a manlet tho
>>146190845so is bedard
he puts the man in manlet.
before you say anything I'm 6 feet, but it's destructive to use Gary psyop terms like manlet, it's how you let them win
i'm 5'9.5" but i always say i'm 5'9" because 5'9.5" sounds like a cope
>>146190876im 6' 4.5" and my wife insists i give her the .5"
>>146190852ya but he's king of manlets5'10
>>146190858he def has a chad jawline
>>146190909me too
>>1461909055'11 is king
that would be 5'12"
>>146190938which is no longer a manlet
6' -3"
had a 5'12" marner this morning
i'm on pace for almost 81 (You)s
i'm 5' 7.75" but say i am 5'8
>>146190996liar
I'm not on pace for any (You)'s but my expected (You)'s/60 is off the charts
5'13 is true king of manlets
>>146191002it's true, i do say that
>>146190544I just need to survive this week
btw if kittes/soilers starts at a reasonable time for you, check your privilege. puck drop at 9:40 here.
>raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàáâäǎæãåāăąaaaaaags
*achoo!*
>>146191172bless you
did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100mph and can create up to 100,000 droplets?
>>146191215that's why i still wear a mask when i go out
did you know i didn't ask?
how fast can diarrhea shoot out?
>>146191215I didn't. That's a cool fact
>>146191228mask fags out
>>146191215imagine if NHL'ers could do clappers that fast
>>146191241The previous two seasons data is also available on the site and last year Mitch Marner topped out at 22.11 mph
>>146191268sad
>>146190996I'm the same height manletbro :(
>>1461912845'7.75" or 5'8"?
104mph
>*missed the playoffs*
why is marner skating so much. he's a winger
why don't wingers have wings?
>>146191290I round up to 5'8
>>146191282So marnerjeet's big skill is skating laps with the puck in the ozone.
Jen
they should rename the position "right wing" to something less politically provocative. starboard wing, or something.
>>146191332makes him feel good to be chased by D around the perimeter
Please inform Snoopy that I didn't ask.
>>146191347maybe "killjews wing"
>>146191347Trump's renaming the 51st state to North Minnesota.
>>146191356Don't you have a lasagna to eat, Garfield?
charlie brown is hte most boring comic in history. it wouldnt even make it today in the woke error as it is reflective of the childhood face of a privileged white male. it make sense that even the white dog's favorite sport is the heterosexual white male sport of hockey
>>146191338Thats not very jen at all
Alright guys its near the holiday so PULL OUT YOUR FAMILY PICTURES AND SHOW THEM TO MENOWWWWWW
>>146190483You can literally see the awning buckling
>>146191409what's he up to?
>>146191376I'm hearing we're just all going to be Alaska, which is pretty cool because I've always wanted to visit but now I'll live there
Top 10 NHL points leaders to kickstart the week:1. Nathan MacKinnon, 502. Kirill Kaprizov, 473. Nikita Kucherov, 463. Mikko Rantanen, 465. Leon Draisaitl, 45Kaprizov should be in the Hart conversation
thoughts on USHL joining CHL?
>>146191453>Kaprizov should be in the Hart conversationwdym? he's the leading contender
Hey that's great! Can you tell me what time it is?
>>146191409/hoc/ will make a christmas card soon
hate climate change, me>Refrigerated ice rinks are open! Sites include A, B & C. D ice rinks are also open!>Our staff and dedicated volunteers are working hard to open all rinks as quickly as the weather allows. We appreciate your patience and cooperation in staying off closed rinks until they are fully ready to open. Updates will be announced as more rinks open.
>>146191494It's noon o clock
>>146191531so whats the problem
>>146191531there's no snow on the ground :(
>>146191559I've got snow last night but it's meltingt. purple
>>146191531Wouldn't the sites also include D then? Why did they separate D like that and give it its own special sentence? I feel sorry for A, B & C. I'm not going to site D. Fuck site D.
>>146191591not refrigerated, dunno how they are open when all the other non-refrigerates aren't, ice is probably shit
>>146191559My grade 7 geography teacher is going to be furious when I show him this map without a legend or compass.I'm guessing white is most snowfall?
is your refrigerator running?
>>146191608I guess it's just frigerated then.
>>146191625you suppose they get free yogurt?
>>146191634heh heh... yeah... "yogurt"
Cant wait for the torch to be passed tonight
>Monday>only three games>all shitWhy does Gary hate us wagies so?
>>146191667He wants you to spend more time with your family during the holiday season
>>146191667The NHL has always been a Tuesday-Thursday-Saturday league. But Gary should throw us wagies a bone
>>146191682How about actually scheduling games on a Friday for once?
>>146191687Thats when you should be out having sex
>>146191687friday night is high school sports
Making bacon and eggs for lunch today
another holiday without a gf and gary in charge of the nhl
>>146191712yum
>>146191305pulock is the only one to repeat a 100+mph shot tage's whimpy zoomer body cant handle the stress
i'll fight anyone in this thread
>>146191805Too bad he's garbage at offense.
>>146191815that is just the shit islanders system holding him back
>>146191806*drops gloves*
>>146191830Alright so put Pulock on a team like Toronto, will he score more than 20 points in a single season?
what a chud
>>146191841sureas hes already capable of doing it on the islels
>>146191840gloves from the 50s might actually be better
>>146191861*picks gloves back up*
*hangs up the phone
Kakko for Zegras
>>146190537Chat is French for cat
*shuts flip phone*
>I drove through a snow storm today and it felt good
>>146191894>rags fleeced>ducks fleecedlmao
>>146191625they spelled Calgary wrong
>>146191936>the ottawa calgarywhy would they name the team this lmao
>>146191941maybe the French did it for some, weird backward French reason
if you order toast in france do you get regular toast or french toast?
>>146191953Yes
>>146191860Problem is that it was years ago. He's okay but not worth the contract. If I was Lou, I would've started to deconstruct around 2023 when you got demolished by carolina. instead, they doubled down and are now in a worse predicament. Ryan Pulock would've been a nice get for a lot of teams seeking a RHD, just saying.
>>146191953They speak French in France.
>>146191958he would have got 20 points last season if he didnt miss games to injury
who comes second?
>>146191974
>>146191988this is the best roster
>>146191953>pain perdu
>>146191991hence the questioncan the boomers beat the yungins
>>146192016100%zoomers are the weakest generation
>>146192023i think the '98-'95 team beats the old guard.
>>146191974zoomers spotted
>>146192030that too, they are too slow
>>146191953You have to ask for "French French toast" to get French toast
>>146191988winners by a landslide obv>>146192007honestly think this group is second>>146191974third>>146191981fourth
>>146192007>the 30+ boomer club
Ryan McDonagh is the perfect gauge of knowing hockey. If you know he's good, you watch hockey.
>>146192081>tf>tp
>>146192081hockey is gay and retarded. just like ryan
was looking forward to bacon and tea this morning but my microwave is on the fritz :(
>>146192135you don't need a microwave for either of those silly
My microwave is just for fish
if you know he was good and is now washed up, you watch hockey.
bad news bilka is playing for the Feet tomorrow night
if you know the habs traded him for scotty g, you watch my habbies
was looking forward to not asking this morning and I still plan on it
>>146192182based chris higgins fan
>>146192170We said that about Ovi last year.
>>146192211what does mcdonagh have to do with ovi?
>>146192238McDonagh isn't washed either. Tampa looks so much better with him.
Should we think about terraforming planet retard?
McDonagh and Miller for Howden and Hajek
*lights the lamp*
>>146192254Peak >rags management trade right there.
>>146192247we need to take the Retard Solar System and encase it into a Retard Dyson Sphere and become a Retard Type 2 Civilization
>>146192254>but then they traded him for some slav named hajek
>>146192285we'll need a lot of retardium for all that
>>146192322which if we mine for retardite and refine it into retardium
[Spaulding] Markstorms last 6 starts for the Devils: Record: 5-0-1, GAA: 1.82, SV%: .918The Devils over that time span have also allowed an average of 22 shots over that time period and out scoring opponents 21-11. Hahaha nice trade flamers
>>146192322the whole idea is that we dedicate the whole of society toward the ultimate goal of building toward the New Civilisation so mining all the world's resources is on the list of things to do, to say the least, brother
>>146192358wow 6 gamesget me a larger sample size and i might care, pal
>rags
>>146192370yep he’s seething
>>146192254jeff gorton should have been put in assad jail
>>146192313>In Bob We Trustboy did this guy have the media pump his tires because of his playing career. Never forget when he let half the team walk for nothing, and that besides the death knell that was scott gomez
>>146192370thishe looked great in calgary when he first started
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Alright just calm down. If Gary says 3 games is the right amount tonight, we need to trust him.
Asking Santa for a gf this year
>>146192358Devils getting Slavin and Kovacevic was more important
>>146192503dont forget to ask for the accessories
>>146192509slavin?
>>146192522Pesce, fuck
Try a michigan on me and I crosscheck you into oblivion. Simple as.
It's really quite interesting how often the presidents trophy winner doesn't end up winning the Cup. How many times since it's creation has the winner of the trophy actually won? Like...8?
>>146192503have you been a good boy this year?
>>146192491they're on too late, intern!
>>146192551I bought some jerseys and subscribed to every streaming service Gary asked me to
>>146192509>>146192390lol flamers excuses keep getting worse.
>>146192530better get ready to drop 'em next shift
>>146192532its really not that surprising at all, being the best in the league doesnt give you any special privilegeeven being first in your division aint that greatmeanwhile in the nfl/mlb you get a bye
Caps Stars and finals rematch should be fun
>>146192135don't you own a tea kettle?
>>146192578Even in baseball, the best team doesn't always win. >>146192576flames are a mediocre team. Devils are pretty good. I think they should at least win a round or two. Anything less is a failure of a season.
>>146192584I'm pleased with tonight's games
ovi breaks the record, wins another stan lee and a conn smythedoes he retire?
>>146192578I definitely feel like there's less of a focus on playoff seeding than there might have been ~10 years ago. But even if only a couple top teams are doing tons of load management, starting Alexander Georgiev for half the season etc., that means the top seed might not really be the top seed
>>146192590>Even in baseball, the best team doesn't always win.sure, but if you are the best you get a real reward and an advantage beyond final line change
>>146192590and? flames lost that trade easily.
>>146192596he's retiring the second he breaks the record
>>146192609team are smart, they know being the best in the regular season is meaningless to their fansresting your best talent helps them stay healthy which is better for playoff performance
>>146192613At least the Flames won the Sharangovich trade...lol
>>146192510Shit I thought those came with it. I guess I'll get them next year
chicks are always concerned with mental health.
>>146192624no they didn’t he had won good season.
My sister is a model, and I am incredibly unattractive. My sister is pretty much a character from bay watch. The most stunning tall blonde beautiful woman, with all the curves in the right places, and ice blue eyes. She works as a model. My face looks a little fucked up, I have a really bad nose, tiny lips, am built like a door, and am just an ugly person lol. We are bio sisters
>>146192867I think you're handsome
my sister didn't ask and neither did i
>>146192908lol what a fag
>>146192908you’d think Tony stormed the capital on January 6 based on this post.
>>146192867You think your sister ever took a BBC?
>>146192867sometimes a girl and a boy will produce better boys or better girls, some couples produce high quality offspring of both sexes. of course also there is just statistics, so if you're a couple with quality genes, you might more often produce high quality offspring (sort of like winnipeg jets or the avalanche) with occasional mistakes (sort of like the leafs and the islanders).of course you might have high quality genes and there was just aprticular stressful year by you or your parents in your youth. however, straight up looks is far more important for women, and so you yourself could be an ulitmate chad just by dominating the earth like ghengis khan, or becoming a billionaire like elon , but perhaps you just drink alcohol and play hockey instead
>>146192936not from my knowledge
>>146192867there are no girls on /hoc/
>>146192935He would have allowed more shots against than that
>>146192956there are no girls on /4chan/*
>>146189831>Canadian goalie
imagine being a girl good at hockey but not attractive. but having to be on the same line as another girl who is hot and dates chads. you'd probably be angry too
>>146193053there are plenty of cute girls on /a/
If you're a Sabres fan right now, lifelong or not, now is the perfect time to not be dwelling on the fact that the playoffs are yet again not going to happen, rather, may I suggest watching and enjoying some footage from yester-year? Anything from 1997 to 2007 is currently my go-to.Yes, I know, nobody asked.
>>146193147The Sabres can still make it to the playoffs if you get drafted by them in an NHL game
>>146193143Name 2
>>146193117I think the pwhl tradcath is kind of pretty
>>146193279nice strong arms to hold you down
>>146193117it's more likely that she's dating stacies
they keep promoting with bilka. hope she is getting extra money for it
>>146193279>trad>"I specifically recognize that my social media activity has resulted in hurt being felt across communities including LGBTQ+ and BIPOC individuals. I just want to apologize and take ownership of that."
>>146193339disgusting
>caps>oilers>avs
>>146192936why are americans like this?
>shut out the kitties >lose to the ruins are the canucks good or bad?
>>146193147I hate the sabres their fans are so annoying when they are good.
thoughts and prayers to madison wisconsin :(
>>146193610they were so young :(
>>146193555badblame ownerblame managementblame coachesblame players blame local media blame fans
>>146193117>imagine being a girl good at hockey but not attractivethat's all of them>on the same line as another girl who is hotnever happens
>>146193279This is my default mental image of what a lesbian looks like
>>146193709i mean some think hillary knight is attractice. susanne tapani is objectively attractive, although she's past her prime. bilka is cute for a hockey player. claire thompson is objectively cute.the fact that they are dykes make them cuter imo.
Hockey is the faggest sport of allEven gayer than soccer
joe succo > baldy
>>146193807Thanks for coming out
>>146193807even more than figure skating or volleyball?
once mcdavid quits hockey will be less gay than soccer though
This is the smartest GM in the NHL.
>>146192491>3 games tonightBUT THEN>full schedule every day until Christmas EveGary loves us and you all don't give him enough credit like I do... shameful >they love you, Gary, ok?.. they're just... stupid...
Just had cream cheese, smoked salmon, and red onion on a bagel, shit was cash pic not related
yiddish cuisine is kind of underrated
i just had some holocaust ham. was alright
yikes
>>146194039
that episode of the simpsons where krusty meets his rabbi father was kino
>>146193919The vibes seem much better than the other rebuild teams. But they aren't that far along in the process yet
>>146194083
>>146193996what kind of bagel lad?
>>146193978Raped
in the end they were right... he just wasn't ready...nice hair though
>>146194103Thomas everything bagel, desu
>>146194125i'm gonna miss him
>>146194125reminds me of that ethnic publication by some of gary's family members
>>146194141oofalwaysonline much?touch grass
>>146194158i just read alot son. even the enemy
hanukkah begins on december 25th this year
>>146194183Garys tribe is just being flagrant at this point
Knock It OffWith theAntisemitism,Bud
>>146194125Now Canada is irreversibly damaged. I’m trying to immigrate to Norway right now.
>>146194232no we've bottomed out it's only up from here
>>146194227Why doesnt Gary be a little less anti-goyim huh?
maybe we should put an iranian in charge of the NHL
>>146194273nhl66 and mika zibanejad are both struggling at the moment
>>146194291servers probably keep getting bombed
>>146194232but there's no hockey in norway
What went so wrong? Elliotte just rambles on on the same subject for several minutes in a stretch and repeats the same thing over and over again in different wordings now.
>>146194232thanks for voting him in three times in a row you fucking loser
what is Terry Pegula doing in Montreal today, lads?
>>146193919Post two (2) smart moves he's done? And no, drafting the consensus #1 draft pick doesn't count.
>>146194354Jeff was the only one who could contain his autism. Kyle is simply a yes-man appointed to fill a seat.
>Thankfully Nashville Predators forward Michael McCarron is OK after getting caught by Bichsel’s skate on the side of his throat last week.>Always frightening to see, and many of us wonder what it will take to get players to put on neck guards and whether will they ever be mandated like helmets and visors. The debate continues, but one voice I think we need to pay more attention to is that of the fans here. When I think of some of the most horrific throat cuts, Adam Johnson’s death & Clint Malarchuk’s near-death experience, I think about all the paying customers in the arena who had to witness that and the profound psychological effect it must have had on them.>Nobody should have to go to therapy after watching a hockey game, and no league wants this as part of the product they’re selling.
>>146194447>Nobody should have to go to therapy after watching a hockey gamey-yeah haha
>>146194447>>Nobody should have to go to therapy after watching a hockey game
the sport i've loved all my life isn't a product fuck you jeff and fuck you gary
>>146193829Hockey is way gayer than figure skating and volleyball. The only sport close to being as gay as hockey is soccer, but that's because hockey is just snow soccer. They're the same gay game. Lacrosse is also gay for the same reason.
>>146194365I only voted for him once you dunce.
For me, It's the Columbus Blue Jackets
>>146194537seems you've thought about this a lotraises some questions
>>146194543so you're 1x a retard not 3x congratulations
How soft do you need to be to require therapy if you see someone die? People have watched other people die throughout human history without having the need for therapy.
>>146194543They're all shit. Vote for Suter. Autistic coach will fix it.
Gary has informed me via mIRC that a second wigwam has hit the CN Tower.
>>146194635You sound like you need to talk, Sven... are you feeling OK???
>>146194390Traded up for Dickson, traded for Askerov, unloaded Karlsson.
>>146194661when will they be soft enough for a full invasion?
>>146194537lacrosse is the biggest chad sport, retard
>>146194447>many of us wonder what it will take to get players to put on neck guards and whether will they ever be mandated like helmets and visorsWhy? It's not like neck kicks are a legal move. What are they gonna do next, end the game early when someone loses a tooth?
>>146194635they didn't have therapy back in the day, ya silly goose. people probably brought that up to a priest in confession or something.
>>146194682giga chad sport is golf, followed by tennis
>>146194682i was the captain of my middle school lax team :)
Having the same PM in office for 10-15 years until the entire country finally gets sick of him is probably better than what we do
>>146194679There’s a tentative agreement with Calgary militias that they’ll storm national guard depots and setup checkpoints in exchange for a 2026 1st plus future considerations.
>>146194688FOR PLAYER SAFETY IN CASE OF AN ACCIDENTsame reason you wear a cup and jockstrap, cause no one can predict a strike to the dick and balls>the science hasn't caught up to us yet
real chads know it's water polo
>>146194704it's more pro-democratic obama would have beaten trump in 2016
real Chads go by the moniker "Chaz" cause it's cooler and ends in a Z, which is even cooler still
t. chazzy
>>146194676>Traded up for DicksonWho?>traded for AskerovAnyone can exploit a retard like Barry Trotz.>unloaded KarlssonAnd retained salary.
my sabies :(
>>146194765isles too scared to set wah off kek!
>>146194703based did you have cool shorts?
>>146194772Islanders have the worst penalty kill and worst powerplay in the entire nhl yet bud says lou is the problem not roy
>>146194736they both led us into civil warfare, fuck 'em bothfuck politics in general and while I still have the mic, fuck Your Mom
>>146194765this is the price my habbies pay for being a big bruising team
>>146194720Because hits to the balls are quite likely in a game where 10 men fight for control of a 3-inch rubber disc using a 5-foot stick. The actual safest thing for the players is to disband the league and never play hockey again. These injuries aren't common enough to warrant any added protection.
>>146194765Game's gone
>>146194765my broons
>>146194823>led us into civil warfareI wish.
>>146194859
Petey is coming home to Buffalo. /hoc/ eternally, unequivocally and forevermore BTFO.
>>146194872numbers for random homicide have never been higher the Global War on Terrorism was never supposed to end -_-now we just play the home game since we closed Bagram, Bahgdad, and Gitmo
>>146194798heck yeawe wore early 00s avs jerseys with our school mascot as the logo
>>146194939Source?
>>146194365Never voted for him. I voted libertardian the first time around, and conservative the 2 times after that.
>>146194966wouldn't you rather talk about hockey?>my original point is /pol/ sucks dicks and balls and Go Live there if you wanna talk about it
tree came down in the back yard last night but didn't take out the fiber :)
>>146194125thanks for the hst relief but its not enough to forgive you
>>146195029fantastic how big? Did you call a tree guy yet and talk about removal?
>>146195022I'd rather you kys.
>>146195031He's cancelling the 250 cheques
>>146195070May you fall on your face with your hands in your pockets, young scoundrel
>>146195019that's very embarrassing lol
>>146195075who cares, i saved $15 bucks on formula
>>146195075that's an act of war on atlantic canada
>>146195113Arent you a little old for that shit
>>14619505725 footer, old owners let ivy strangle it so it was a matter of time. it's not in the way of anything so i'm gonna let things dry out for a few days then cut it up for firewood.
>>146195134kek
>>146195134maybe but the baby loves it
>>146195134to have babies?
>>146195099>>146195127Even if he doesnt outright cancel them, there is no chance he makes it to march. The second Jagmeet gets his pension in February he's gonna take down the government finally.
>>146194888why are goalies so weird?
i was a goalie :D
>>146195141damn, lucky dude
>>146194951that's rad as fuck
>>146195029you're a lucky man :)
> NDP’s Singh calls for Trudeau to resign, says ‘all options on the table’ for non-confidence voteSomeone explain what this means in hockey terms
>>146194722nobody plays water polo in my area
>>146195224where do you live? incelville?
>>146195221He's getting bought out.
>>146195221you know when a coach is hated by the fans but management backs him but he continues to be the problem so now management is saying '‘all options on the table’? jt is getting fired in the next few days.
>>146195221
>>146195221That's his stock answer he's been giving for 2 months, like when a player gives an interview at intermission. It's just platitudes.
femcel shooter btw
didnt ask btw
>>146195288Too much anime probably
>>146195221shit country run by retards
>>146195288Wondered why the score was low
excuse me?/
>>146194765broship wins again
Drinking a Heineken right now
>>146195334Im looking at the schedule right now. Washington/Dallas and colorado/vancouver looks interesting but i cant be bothered to discuss those teams. Gary put the Stanley cup rematch on prime so fuck that game. Debating whether to play video.games all night instead of hockey.
>>146195339We dont describe our flags here
actually picked up mango juice todaysomeone here recommended it for the vitamin dit's shit
>>146195391For me? Pineapple juice.
>>146195391I always get tricked by mango juice and mango flavoured products.
>>146195288>femcel>had a boyfriend and did the shooting because he broke up with her
>>146195402funny you mention thatturns out this bad boy has apple juice, orange juice and banana puree
>>>/pol/off you go, chudstootles
>>146195402I like mango ice cream
Stand the fuck aside plebs, the king has arrived
>>146195409Every juice is like that unless you go to a specialty juice store or something
>>146195440marner king
>>146195440The king of retards
For me it's tranny juice.
>>146195440glass of v8grind some pepper on top
>>146195440Gross
>>146195358school shooter policies save lives
>>146195288I could have saved her
>>146194720guys these days wear compression short
do you like cars I like cars my favorite car is the Aston Martin Vantage
>>146195239massachusetts
>>146195522For me it's the V12 Vanquish
>>146195542Based taste king
>>146195511Neatthat's a much better option and would have made the Tyson v Paul fight much less awkward
I only have $2,300 left in my bank account bros and have to make it to mid January before I start work again.
>>146195566can you pay your rent and utilities? if so, just eat beans and rice for the next month
I like the Jag F-Type
>>146195566have both your kidneys?
>>146195544I just looked the Vantage up, that's really nice too
>>146195475patrician taste
>>146195391i remember this stuff always being good
>>146195617Isn't their new president a jumex
>>146195617>from concentrate
>>146195631heh
>>146195634yeah that shit is more water and hfcs than mango
>>146195522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aeq_6dxA9U
There can only be one true king.
>>146195617For me, it's pog juice
>this would set me back 78K just to take it home from the dealership Jags cost a fortune to keep maintenance up and shit
#NHLToBrampton
>>146195711You could pick up chicks easy though
>>146195742I drive picrel and have no problem with that.
>>146195566sounds like you have enough for beer league
you guys have really bad tastes in juice yikes
>>146195812sorry i only drink non alcoholic cider
thinking about having a few beers tomorrow nighti appreciate gary giving me habes/sabres
>>146195711Jaguar is owned by pajeets and just released a woke marketing campaign and changed their logo
>not eating fruits and veggies cause fiber and stuff
if you live in boston you can play a different pickup game or league every night
>>146195844I think those asterisks means its blacked out
>>146195898it does but i'm considered to be in both the habs and the sens region.
>>146195904So you get to see neither?
>>146195862All I said was I like the brand and vehicle, the old Jags are really what I admire it's a terrible purchase, though, for what you're gettingtoo much of an expensive hassle and I hear they have bugs everywhere, mechanic, electric, and programming are all a huge pain in the ass >image is related, it's my dream car
>>146195924Hey buddy do you mind shutting up
sorry, i only drive electric
>>146195924What is that? A corvette? I dont know anything about cars.
image related is me asking>filenotfound.jpeg
>>146195844Go Ice Bear
>>146195911i get to see both but i can't watch see the laffs or jests on tsn or the west coast teams on sportsnet
>>146195950should be a doozy
>hey Bilka how you like my ride?
Gary is the best active NHL commissioner in the world
>>146195986thank you gary
*BBBRAP*
>>146195944'68 Stingray, they had a split rear window that year which most people would tell you is a huge safety hazard >pansies
and the award for bets deputy commissioner goes to ... </opens envelope>
>>146195998
Would you drive a 1991 Crown Vic?
soon time for bed, boomers
>>146196023no, the gas mileage is terrible
>>146195999Looks pretty sweet. A couple.of months back my neighbours brother was visiting him and had some 80's or 90's Corvette parked in the driveway. It was a nice deep blue which i'd never seen on a corvette before. Was in great condition too.
>>146196032>overcommits to a bad-angle shot>gets out of position >loses stick>flops around like a fish>gets luckyoMg WaHt Ah SaVe!!
>>146196023Would you stop being a raped bitch?
>>146196057
>>146196001don't keep us waiting
>>146196076this guy choked when it mattered and lost his net to chris osbad
>>146196087he won a gold medal when it mattered most actually
>>146196080Deputy Commissioner William "Bill" Daly
>>146196087>this guy choked when it matter-ACK
>>14619603380s and 90s Vettes got to slick as the years went along, had that worn bar of soap look that got everywhere you look back in those days >image related it is a 98 Taurus, not a worn bar of soap
>>146196102We love our Bill
>>146196091>>146196108cope
how long until justin is gone? they said 2 est but it still hasn't happened...
>>146196161next 72 hours i bet
>>146196120It eas boxy looking. I forget which model it was. I like the boxxy looking car era.
>>146196161>>146196172Unless he resigns he's not going anywhere until at least after the new year. There is not enough time left before Parliament breaks for the winter.
Gary should step in when trudeau resigns
>>146196226like an old Mitsubishi Lancer?
>>146196276the government is actually in shambles right now. if gary was smart, he'd move the snes to atlanta tomorrow
>>146196276Gary can't even run the NHL properly
>Operation Snow Fall: >Gary Bettman, under cover of darkness probably, removes all NHL teams from Canada somehow it would make a better Bond picture
>>146196479the owners disagree
>>146196496
>>146196514
think gary would ever gives us laffs/jests in the scf?
>>146196538ragsbros...
>>146196538that doesnt grow key markets the sponsors want
>>146196538what this tells me is that the mighty >laffs are still playing down to the garbage teams then losing those games
lol
team millennial
>>146196562you are correct
draisaitl is getting buck broken tonight
How many games have you been to this season /hoc/?
>>146196683i was told /hoc/ doesn't go to games
>>1461966831 (one) going to another one on new year's even tho
>>146196683habbies tickets too pricey so I sit at home and seethe at the empty swaths of seats I see midway through a period
>>146196316Yeah and BMWs from that era
why doesnt gary have any games starting at 7pm tonight in the only time zone that matters?
>>146196683none since I'm not going until january
What should the next thread theme be?
>>146196563KWAB
>>146196828oilers vs kitties game 7 ugly christmas sweatermaple syrup
>>146196828justin trudeau themehe's my friend and a huge hockey fangoing through a tough time right now
Don Cherry for PM thrme
>>146196828Sabres
>>146196828gay magazines
>>146196909They're bodybuilding magazines >:(
Teenage girls please.
does mckwab think of playing against the panthers in the same way as the raped bitch thinks about that chilly easter morning?
>>146196930he's never recovered from that day
>>146196930It’s like Dylan when he faces the oilers when it matters kwab
>>146196981How many meaningful games has Dylan Strome played in his NHL career
Got a phone full of numbers and a list full of names. No one to call, not much to say anyway.
>>146197007Dylan Strome is on pace for over 100 points his season
>>146197015Years ago I somegow managed to link my phone contacts with my old email address so everytime i get a new phone and add the email to it it automatically uploads all these contacts from people i havent seen or spok3n to in 20 years
>>146197007Nice deflection dylan
>>146197015I haven't talked to any of my friends since we graduated
>>146197015KWAB
>>146197095My contacts are just my siblings and mom and dad I have no friends or coworkers that like me
Damn Gary is going to have to do a lot more if he wants you guys to have sex on friday nights
>>146196828hockey
sex seems so far away
>>146197113same :( I have one lasting friend and he hasn't spoken to me in a month
hickory dickory duckislanders fucking suck
>>146197156Not if you have the backing of a tribe
>>146197187>>146197187>>146197187NEW
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