Whole Chelsea team is on nasty PEDs ibr that first half press yesterday was peak Klopp lol.
>>146197081Enzo Fernandez became good again after using Mudryk’s trainer
>>146197088People were like wow Enzo is playing so much better after divorcing his wife. In reality he left his wife and children to discreetly take steroids..
Whole EPL is on peds
Will never understand how PED’s are not legal and encouraged in non contact sports.
>>146197081this dude looks like every fucking nordic student at my uni.
>>146197081Not going to believe it until Fabrizio says it
>>146197277it's called "living his best life", chud
>>146197081every elite athlete is on PEDs
russian cum isn't doping
>>146197754Illegal?
>>146197081Boehly will personally ship him to the frontline.
>>146198013Agreed. It's not canon until the lore master confirms
>>146197673always has been
>>146197088All of NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, EPL and MLS team are also full of heavy PED users, not to mention other euro leagues. Chinese and K-league probably juice too. J-leaguers are the only footballers I'd think didn't juice because of how strict Japan is against cheating and drugs. FIFA even allowed Messi to use HGH growing up.
I don't understand. Clearly everyone in the PL (and other top leagues) is on PEDs, but how come only some are exposed in doping tests? Does it just mean they doped even more than the average footballer?
>>146201345All of chelshit players are doping, urged to dope and when they want to get rid of a player instead of having to pay release clause or have him sit on his contract they reveal his test results which gives them the right to terminate his contract and not pay anything
>>146197081does doping improve your technique?
>>146197754Look up what happened to East German olympic athletes when their careers were over and you might get an idea.
>>146200709I can only speak for NFL but most of those guys juice late in the offseason. They take time off, start up before training camp. Their cycle and PCT is done by the time the NFL starts testing. That's why you don't see many failed tests. All the juicing is done when the NFL doesn't test. It's like an open secret, just be done before the tests start.
>>146197754Soccer is a contact sport
Judging by his performances I would have assumed he stopped doping AFTER coming to Chelsea
>>146197081Mudryk is on the Ukranian super soldier program
>>146203036tennis players and swimmers have been doing that for decades, thats why chink swimmers vanish off the face of the earth during world championships and why everyone in the tennis world didnt protest sinner . there is an entire pseudoscientific discourse built around the thesis that anabolic steroids effects dont persist after a few months time even though thats complete bullcrap its performance enhancing effects persist for years and even if they didnt they would still have helped the athlete train more and become better in that brief period of time which is still cheating
>>146202967why don't you tell us what happened?
Buying success and still cheating, it's nothing new for Chelsea.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/12/17/chelsea-mykhailo-mudryk-fails-drugs-test-ban/ Chelsea refusing to comment, easy enough to say it's a false story otherwise.
>>146197754bro, it is very bad for the health, don't mess with your chemical levels in your bodies, the body is a complex and very fragile machinery.
>>146197088heh... my boi Enzingz...
>>146201345they're all on drugs but not illegal drugs, they take lots of products that are legal that try to give them a physical advantage or an healing advantage but it will never be as effective as what is illegal.
another proof doping doesnt work winners dont do drug
>>146203499They all ended up physically disabled or with mental illnesses. Suicide rate 1500x normal. Rates of transgernderism in a time before social conditioning 20-50x higher than normal. Cancer rates multiple times higher than normal.Essentially they got their entire lives fucked up for a small chance at sporting glory.
ROIDSEA
https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/article/club-statement-mykhailo-mudrykChelsea Football Club can confirm the Football Association recently contacted our player Mykhailo Mudryk concerning an adverse finding in a routine urine test.Both the Club and Mykhailo fully support The FA’s testing programme and all our players, including Mykhailo, are regularly tested. Mykhailo has confirmed categorically that he has never knowingly used any banned substances. Both Mykhailo and the Club will now work with the relevant authorities to establish what has caused the adverse finding.The Club will not be commenting any further.
Personally I think it's only right that Chelsea face a heavy points deduction for such disgusting cheatingAbout 30 points should do
>>146203868why not 96? or is it 98 now?
>>146203887It's 99 One was a vegetable who finally gave up, this one is acknowledged by the club so it's generally said to be 97. Then two 'survivors' killed themselves after getting PTSD seeing the Liverpool fans crying at the 2022 CL final https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-fans-hillsborough-suicide-paris-28110820The issue is of course that every single person to have been at Hillsborough will eventually die of old age and they'll be added to it
>>14619708175 million turns into ash
>>146197081>>146197088boehly gonna test positive for maldonium after enzo gets banned
>>146203934Looks like we are taking a loss, TLDR:Both the Premier League and UEFA Conference League enforce strict anti-doping measures, allowing for contract termination under “just cause.” However, clubs suffer significant financial losses, including unrecoverable transfer fees, reputational harm, and commercial fallout. While some Premier League clubs use insurance and clauses to mitigate risks, such strategies are less common in UEFA Conference League clubs.Longer read, With sources.Key Points Related to the Premier League: Contract Termination Rules In the Premier League, if a player is caught using steroids, this constitutes gross misconduct, allowing clubs to terminate contracts under “just cause.” However, clubs generally cannot recover transfer fees or signing bonuses already paid unless explicit clauses are included in the contract.Source: Rice, E. (2023). Best Practices for Sport League CBAs. UOregon Repository. Financial Impact on Clubs• Premier League clubs face significant financial losses when terminating contracts for doping. Losses include:• Remaining amortization of transfer fees.• Commercial and reputational damage.• Squad disruption requiring costly player replacements.
>>146197081TBoehlz will need to sign even more players to cover all the banned ones
>be Lelsea>only globally relevant because of a certain Russian mobster circumventing every rule possible so he can inject cash left and right >fast forward to the Boehly era >use every loophole possible to spend billions AGAIN>basically financially dope again>now your player (possible players) got found guilty of actual doping disgusting club
It's MykhailoverWe’re in the Mud[ryk]
>>146203964unpunished btw
>>146203954This was all part of the plan. Who do you think planted the fake test?
>>146198285>both have autismmaybe its a side effect
>>146203980>Bonjour Monsieur Boehly, plant ze test on Mudkip, sign ze playerz and continue with ze plan
>>146197081Still tony
i am shocked
>>146203964>be Lelsea>only globally relevant because of a certain Russian mobster circumventing every rule possible so he can inject cash left and right >East European attacker fails drug test>Win everything in years to come>fast forward to the Boehly era >use every loophole possible to spend billions AGAIN>basically financially dope again>East European attacker fails drug test????Bro do you not see the synchronicity?
>>146203964>>146204208hmm
>be ukranian>do drugs and cheatUkraine confirmed Russia
>>146197081 Every player that has played under pep guardiola has taken performance enhancing drugs.Spanish authorities’ investigations uncovered a shockingly wide doping network around Eufemiano Fuentes. The evidence implicated most of Europe’s leading cyclists, but people weren’t overly shocked at the confirmation of something that most suspected anyway.The most compelling evidence produced by Operacion Puerto suggested that it wasn’t just cyclists but footballers who were “treated” by Fuentes. This was of course around the time when Spanish teams and athletes had started to dominate their respective fields. Fuentes has admitted in the past he worked with Guardiola. He is also alleged to have said “If I would talk, the Spanish football team would be stripped of the 2010 World Cup”With the nandrolone (an anabolic steroid) scandals of the early 2000s, where multiple bans were handed down to Guardiola. Guardiola was playing at Brescia at the time, where his club doctor was Ramon Segura – the same Segura who worked for Pep during his highly successful spell managing Barcelona.3 doctors who worked with Lance Armstrong’s US Postal cycling team received lifetime bans from sport for providing athletes with EPO, blood transfusions andmasking agents. One of cycling’s most famous ‘doping doctors’, Luis del Moral is also working with Guardiola under the guise of “medical advisor”. FC Barcelona haven’t made a statement on del Moral’s ban, which prohibits him from working in any sport which has signed up to the WADA code of conduct. It would be interesting to hear why they employed del Moral and what his specific role was within the team.
>>146201345they have to give one sacrifical lamb (who isn't much important) to show the retards that the sport it's "clean"
won't be long until Trump brings peace so the drug cheat will avoid becoming cannon fodder
>>146197081Could it be just cocaine after a night out?
>Mudkip used PED!>it’s not very effective
>>146204707The athletic says it's tied to a test done after international duty with ukraine. Not surprised desu, every ukie i've played online is a disgusting cheater.
>>146204759kek
>>146204547>multiple bans were handed down to Guardiolahe was banned once and later exonerated
>>146203331If they all do it it's hardly cheating, is it?
>>146197754>what is roid rage>what is increased heart strainThe closest you will get to legal steroids is probably adderall/stimulants, and even then my doctor has told me that doing anything too intense on it may not be a good idea
>>146203964>>only globally relevant because of a certain Russian mobster circumventing every rule possible so he can inject cash left and rightHello zoomer
>>146197081atalanta is on PEDs too
>>146197081Does this even matter? Mudryk is fucking shit.
>Be shit>Take steroids>Remain shitClearly it wasn't the testosterone levels that were his problem
I genuinely think it is an accident as I believe ALL professional athletes take PED's and team doctors are hired to make sure players never go above banned levels.
>Chelsea are absolutely dog shit>getting raped 5-0 by fucking Arse last season>Suddenly become good>really good>title challengers>suddenly, out of the blue, the worst player in the club gets caught dopingI am sure there is absolutely nothing going untoward at Chelsea. This is all just like that time Liverpool suddenly got good with all their new asthma diagnosis and the COVID slump when all the asthma treatment drugs were in short supply due to treating COVID was just a coincidence because errm there wasn't the 12th player at Anfield, yes, that's right!Also weird that City turn to shit when they're under investigation, almost like they decided to stop their PED just in case they get caught! Haha. Just a weird thing I noticed. I should stop noticing things. /spuhee/ doesn't like it when you notice things!
>>146206023>im a very good noticerClearly not. ALL professional athletes are on PEDs
>>146206184There is no way Chelsea were on PEDs last year.
>>146206023Arsenal match was all the way back in April, most recent one ended 1-1 and Chelsea were on the upturn by the end of last seasonActually I went and looked it up and last season Arsenal was their last loss and their form starting from that went LDWWWWW
Is that how he runs so fast? I figured soccer doping would mostly be for stamina.
>>146206235Yeah exactly my point. They were dogshit and then suddenly got good at the end of the season and are now title challengers. That's a suddenly reversal and you can't argue it was due to the manager because they did that under Poch as well. Something happened. Chelsea drawing 1-1 with Arsenal isn't surprising when 1. Chelsea are way better now and 2. Arsenal are shit and are playing 17 year olds and CM's at LB and RB.
>>146206218They were roiding out and fighting with each other
>>146206247>you can't argue it was due to the manager it is literally all down to Maresca and his tactical squares though
aren't 95% of liverpools players ""asthmatic"", and all require special inhalers to combat the alleged """""""asthma"""""""
>>146207233This lol
>>146203704That's the women's swimming team. The cancer was correlated with the cleaning chemicals in the water.How about the men?
