news>islanders lost>it was a gay magazine>fuck off randy>>146197187
Why didn't Avalanche trade for Gibson instead of Shitwood?
>>146202671e-sisters we can't run from the truth anymore... it was a gay magazine
>>146202699Blackwood has been great so far
mopr tranny
that seems kind of gay if im being honest
dylan spiraling faster than robin lehner desu
looks like a bodybuilding magazine to me
It’s funny how dylan used to be beloved here till copey got to him. Now he’s another laughingstock lolcow like bud.
>>146202999KWAB idk about beloved tho
For me it's Utah, the best hockey team
>>146202699Gibson sucks
>>146203253Just like my islanders
>>146202839>1-1 record>greatgeorgiev tier
>>146203484Goalies rarely score goals
>>146203484Avs can't fucking score LMAO
>>146203545sure, but they get paid to stop them and neither game did blackwood get a shutout>b-but .937sv%!!!!you are putting a lot on stock in beating the worst team in the nhl
>>146202784
Great game from the Stars, they have proven they are still legit and not a paper tiger like the rags
>>146203694all it took was lindell playing 30:37 minutes
>>146203694>they have proven they are still legitmopr
starsxhisters....
>>146203870Dallas really struggled against top teams last yearI remember that few years ago they had a lot of overtime losses but now they don't have any yet
>>146203876>Dallas really struggled against top teams last yearit has to do with them only playing 3 d a problem they cant solve
>>146203870>rags
>>146203876sadly the stars are dogshit. half a defense core. shit head coach. worthless asian skating in molasses. worst special teams coach in the league. very grim stuff.
>>146203930John Maclean is running their special teams?
>my league >my rules >lmao>don't like my sunbelt superteams? >too bad they get the cups :)
>>146203986Too bad nobody watches the “sunbelt superteams”
>>146203986Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>1462039861993
starsgirlies...
>>146204042Vegas statpadders
>>146204015My team is the Florida Panthers
bros what did reddit mean by this targeted ad
>>146204058>if you win you loseKWAB
>>146204101That’s not the point being made at all
>>146204109turn your monitor on
woke up to a slimy marner
>>146204006>but i gave them all those cups.....
What an important win for my Stars but with 1-0 Stars survived two posts, watching the fights I keep saying we need a goon, I would have liked it to be Trouba. My man Bichsel scored another goal and finally Hintz is doing something.
>bichseljust another guy the stars cant trust with minutes
mornin
Woke up this mornin, dropped myself a Marner.
woke up in the morning feeling like a shitty
>wake up>take a marner>get out of bed
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
Kongs play today :3
>>146203870>>146204042>my perds are worse against bottom 16 than top 16I knew they were a good teamNo, YOU suck
if your team is on this list then know that they arent making it past the first round
Dallas are picking up Kadri and Andersson.
>>146204705Trotz learned team building from Lou which means picking up crusty ass boomers for veteran experience. At least in Trotz's case the players were worth a damn in their prime
>>146203876They’re in the same spot more or less than this same time last season >17-8-4to>19-11-0
>>146204792with what cap space?
>>14620486612m freed up by Seguin going on LTIR and then Benn getting renegotiated down at the end of this year when his contract is up.
>>146204887ah in the offseason then
>>146204893Nope. Trade deadline
>>146204910they dont have the cap space for both even with seguin on ltir
>>146204915>forgets Jim Nill is a magician Let’s just hold off on having this conversation until the dust settles, yeah?
>>146204921sure, you can keep dreaming
>>146204921The dust never settles on planet retard
reading the star with my breakfast tea>Our relationship with the United States is vital but is defined by a very unbalanced power dynamic. While no Prime Minister can or ever should admit this outright, the United States could crush us if they wanted to. It’s awkward — not unlike when one partner in a couple makes far more money than the other and everyone knows it, but no one wants to talk about it.this doesn't include hockey, d-does it?
business idea: rename it to Chenada and ask for PLA military bases, nuclear weapons and undetectable PEDs
>soiler6
People make fun of the Seattle Kraken but did you know that them aggressively donating money is the sole reason University of Alaska Anchorage still has a D1 hockey program?
>>146205067"Grown Not Made"Very allegorical.
>>146205123neat, I didn't know that. I'm surprised it even exists because of the amount of traveling that occurs
>>146205123Epic
>>146205123socialism works
People make fun of the Seattle Kraken but did you know that theirt troll mascot Buoy sacrifices children so that the team can win games more often?
I didn't fix my microwave so now I can't have team and bacon for breakfast :(
>>146205440don't you have a skillet and a tea kettle?
I have to be honest I always laugh reading canadian posts seething about my Stars.
>>146205364As long as its not US type corporate socialism where big companies are basically subsidized by tax payer money thru government contracts, ALA SpaceX.
>>146205442>risk 2nd degree burns just to make a blt>take up counter space with a one trick pony tea kettleI will just wait until boxing day and get a new microwave, haven't bought one in a while and am excited to see the advancements
My team plays tonight
which team has the worst PK on here?
>>146205681My islanders =(
>>146205364on a local level, sure
>>146205563then enjoy your cold leftovers over the next week
>>146205681my habbies are tough and meanbell centre is a dangerous place to play this yeargood luck to the sabres tn
>>146205563>risk 2nd degree burns just to make a blt
>>146205563Retard
>>146205563funnily enough, i actually suffered 2nd degree burns on my right hand while heating soup in the microwave.
>>146205806soup's not a meal
He’s not going back down
Will USA ever come close?
>>146205832Prob not, but if Canadia keeps up their Cupless streak its possible.
>>146205814it is when you put it in a bread bowl
>>146205814
>>146205814Wrong
>>146205887He's just like me :)
>>146205887AI sloppa
>>146205814It is if it includes protein
/hoc/ thought that Hagel was a terrible trade for Tampa
>>146205980bud told me it was and i believed him like i always do
Where is he?
>>146205903>Big Chonky Slop and BotatoFugg
>>146205980now imagine how good bedard would be if he played for a real team
>>146205992His call of that Chris Kreider hat trick game against Carolina in the playoffs might be my last good Rangers memory for years. Love Singher
>>146206015He's playing better as of late from the coaching change. Blackhawks are just retarded as fuck as an organization still.
how'd you do at timeguessr today, /hoc/?
>>146206022Just like my islanders
>>146205980the price was still too highthis guy crumbles in the playoffs
>>146206063If you're using windows, you can just get the time in the bottom right corner of the screen. No need to guess.
more than a third of the season completerate your team so far
>>146206249Shit and run by retards unfortunately
>>146206275poor flames fan
>>146206249Could be much worse given the circumstances. Still on track to win it all.
>>146206249wildA+was expecting bubble playoff team, absolutely crushing it except vs western playoff teams so i know we are appropriately getting bounced round 1 or 2
>>146206199Oh no Tampa doesnt get to pick a guy in the late 20's who "may" be mediocre! Give me Hagel every day of the week.
>>146206199>the price was still too high>this guy crumbles in the playoffsJust like my marnerjeet
>>1462062494/10 I'm unsure if the team will make playoffs but I sort of expected to miss. I do hate how shit the team is
>>146206249Truly gruesome, rags
>>146206297they gave up 2 first round picks thoand the team has only lost with hagelremember how bad he was vs the laffslol
>>146206297>bud still shitting on picks and wondering why my islanders don't have any prospects ycmtsu
>>146206346Doesn't look like Tampa is struggling without any prospects. I wonder why? Maybe they're more proactive and understand when to cut ties, or they know the value of a late first for a proven player? I think Tampa Bay knows what they're doing, unlike the "islanders" right now.
>>146206363ywnbaswogtj
>>146206363>Doesn't look like Tampa is struggling without any prospects.they cant make it out of the first round and they are currently fighting for a wild card slotstop pretending like its all sunshine and rainbows for the lightning
>>1462062495/10If they fire LaLonde and heem anyone who looks at D-boss funny until the Griffins are ready for the big leagues, next year should be bretty gud
>>146206384tampa is one of the better teams in their divisions. laffs will >laffs, kitties are struggling, and ruins/sens are both wildcard teams
>>146206405this is cope
don't envy anyone going against my habbies tonight
Just took a nice marner
>>146206384>they cant make it out of the first roundThis is so true! (if you except all those times that they did)
Thinking about jerking off to my friends wife’s instagram pictures
>>146206452ya before they traded for hagel and robbed the cupboard but go ahead and rest on laurels from 4 seasons ago while the team struggles
>>146206384fewer games played, better goal differential, and still are proven to be a good team. I trust them more to make the playoffs anyways. I think this tampa team can beat Florida if they meet up btw.
>>146206465>likes a photo from a 2016 girls trip to cubabe careful pal, you're playing with fire
>>146206472>and still are proven to be a good teamaccording to what?> I trust them more to make the playoffs anywayswhich is dumb given their recent results
>>146205423That's unconfirmed.
>>146206465Thinking about jerking off to my friend's instagram pictures (we're both guys)
>>146206468Yea man I'm with you! They only won the cup back to back and have made it to the finals 4 times in the last 10 years. Oh and only made it to the conference finals 6 out of 10 years.What a bunch of losers. One of the sorriest, most struggling teams in the NHL.When are they finally going to see success?
>>146206496nice, catch you in the >rags gamethread later my guy
>>146206509>They only won the cup back* to back*
>>1462062496/10. Currently in the playoffs race which is great but you never know what team is gonna show up on any given night. This road trip will make or break the season I feel like.
>>146206517Still a stanley cup, and that team was going to win no matter what.
>>146206517this, literally anybody would've beat them
>>146206525delicious my islanders cope
>>146206525>and that team was going to win no matter what.then why cant they do it in an 82 game season
He signed
>>146206533...they did in 2004
Oh are we back to pretending the season where a Habs team with a losing record making the SCF was legitimate?
>>146206527True. Good point. (except the teams that couldn't beat them, but we don't really count these)Anyway it's definitely true that if a team doesn't win every game every year and doesn't win the cup every year that they are struggling. The whole league is a shit show. Not a single team without a loss. Bunch of losers all them.
>>146206542Then why didn't Vegas beat the Habs then? Or the Leafs or Jets?
stanley cup winners went from st louis to florida, everything in between was illegitimate
>>146206539Neat. I wonder when he's going to play
ok let's not focus on my habbies magical run to the finals to denigrate the lightning
>>146206554your habbies lost the romanov trade
>>146206557Romanov has been shit as of late
>>146206539How does he see the puck
>>146206564just like my chloe
>>146206541ok, which members of the 2004 roster are on the ice today?
>>146206557what kirby dach brings to this team doesn't always show up in the scoresheet
>>146206568MSL during the Habs' morning skates
>>146206577if he suited up for a game he would probably perform better than most of the zoomershits on that roster
>>146206576Hm it actually does.
>>146206576Like being injured, playing 10 games and showing promise, then breaking a bone and being out for the rest of the season. Amazing trade, amazing pick too by Chicago over Byram or Cozens, would do it again.
>>146206477Part of the thrill
susanna tapani is so hot
>>146206618same dances in the same old shoes
Shannon says my sabies are just rebuilding
>>146206624What did you mean by this
>>146206648some habits that you just can't lose
Are they evil or stupid?
>>146203986gotta love the bettster ya just gotta
>>146206698only been going on for 14 years, i dunno man
>>146206662>just can’t lose Just like my jetties
>>146205814kek the soup 'cord didn't like this one
>>146206554that was so much fun. i thought my habbies were going to get swept by the >laffs ended up going to gm 5 of the stan lee final kek
>>146206771captain crunched :(
>>146206632rome wasn't built in a decade
>>146206619That's crazy impressive
>>146206778Rome has the same amount of cups too
>>146206698latter. the team needs to be relocated soon
My Sabres play hockey (if you can call it that) today.
Tell ya... I tell ya...
>>146206812>et tu, bud?
>>146206834I went back to planet retard, they sent me back to /hoc/, no respect
>How's the weather up there big guy?
nothing to see here goy
>>146206834>i told a sharks fan the cup runneth over>he said "cup?"
>>146206899They're not rigging the league for the shitty boring islanders imo
>>146206899The Sabres are truly the most oppressed race.
>#NYR Kaapo Kakko: “Haven’t been on the ice too much when [opponents] score a goal… I have not been the worst guy, but that was me out of the lineup.”
Knee how
>>146207020>i exist out there solely to prevent the other team from scoringodd flex
breaker breaker come in earth this is rocket ship 27gonna try to land on planet retard, over
does starting betting make the regular season interesting?
>>146206899Islanders have the fewest PK minutes and the worst PK % in the league. How is this possible?
>>146207053he's able to pickup gary's magnetic waves with those cans
Stay out of planet retard Rick
>>146207089Hire Lou
>>146207053So Gary successfully grew the game in China. How much longer until the exhibition game in Harbin?
>>146207110gary already did an nhl game in chinahttps://records.nhl.com/events/china-games
APOLOGIZE
on planet retard commissioner sun favors the garybelt
>>146206698Summary of message:>We can't afford to sign anyone else so figure it out.
>>146207162what does commissioner sun hand out to the winner?
Meizhou MiceBeijing Bloodsuckers Shenzen SparrowsFoshan Fliers
>>146207136so when's he going to return there?
>>146207160only when they make khl playoffs
>>146207110expansion team in China's Taipei
>>146206899our classy islanders :)
>>146207229it's called Taiwan you filthy bug
>>146207247indeed fellow gentlesir
>>146207191Wuhan Vilus
Gary just told me I need to learn conversational mandarin by the playoffs. Thanks alot guys.
>>146207288You can borrow my old textbooks
hickory dickory dinktell gary I ain't learning chink
>>146207247I thought Lou didn’t like soft players
crazy how now the only people left are the bots and trolls.oops
>>146207387engvall and duclair felt like "2012 guy who just started reading the hockey analytics blogs" moves
>>146207397all of the decent posters are wagin'
>>146207416Last year this time the best hours were /hoc/ while wagin + euros. Then things got worse when the people who can't figure out how to wage & hoc came on.At least that hasn't changed.
>>146207450Plus more trolls as the hours get closer to game time.Dead general.
>>146207450so /hoc/ needs more euros
>>146207450explains why you are posting now
Smokin’ that 3pack.
>>146207288WAS AN OLD LADY IN WUHANHAD SO MANY BATSA UTERUS FELL OUT, OHHHHH
what game should i watch before the pooins
>>146207450I genuinely regret running chambers off.
>>146207686which one is more jewish
>>146207805you can atone
>>146207816That won't bring him back to discuss hockey at 2 am on a Tuesday with me.
>>146207807gary just moved a team to a state that believes native americans are jewish oceanic explorers who crossed the pacific in 600 BC
>>146207837true but the other one is named silverstein
>>146207772teds vs boltZ
>>146207845silversteins are the jannettys to goldsteins
>>146207805I dont he deserved it
im watching the pwhl and maybe fap to bilka and tapani.bilka gonna get into a fight at some point
>the Feet v. the Ottawa Calgarys
buffalo vs montreal is the game of the week
Just made some meatballs
every fart could be a marner at this point
>>146207997you got pasta as well?
>>146207999see a doctor
>>146208015No desu :(
>>146207999growing old sucks
Ristolainen could be a nice defenseman for my Stars.
>in-season tournament>home team gets to make whatever retarded rules they wantdo it gary
>>146208039Just like my islanders
learning to make pasta from scratch could be a liberating experience for you, Anon>it's just flour and water unless you're one of those 'add an egg" people, Northern Itis
>Salzburg, again
>>146207991it'll be a comedy and a tragedy
>my pasta skills are sure to make me superior
>>146208115just like my islanders
>>146208153seriously, though, if you wanna get laid, learn to cook, chicks love good food
>>146208211Then I'll make it my new year's resolution to learn
>>146208211just go to a library if you want women
>>146208230virgin speakreal women hang out in forest glens and bog swamps exchanging dialogue with fairies and pixies about where the boys hang out, ironically
>>146208220how do you not know how to cook?
McDavid got his hockey stick from the lady of the lake and that's why he's so successful
if you want a woman, learn how to dance. my dad always said. he was a virgin
I know how to cook, I'm just too lazy to buy all the specific ass ingredients from the store
>>146208311post pic of your junkie stew
>>146208319y-you know what that is?
>>146208331patty shared his diet plan in an interviewhe was maxxing junkie
>>146208331you were making a casserole with beef and pasta?
>>146208286I eat simple meal prepped food
junkie stew is just american goulash
>>146208421I like goulash I put sour cream and creme of mushroom soup in with the beef, put that on some egg noodles or something>delish
>>146208363>casserolenah, you'd also need milk and eggs for that
>welcome back What does Shannon mean by this?
>>146208421>>146208440no wait, I'm thinking of Stroganoff
>>146208443Casserole is a generic term for goy slop >get big dish >throw in a bunch of green beans >cover with cream of mushroom soup and shredded cheese and crispy fried onions >put in the oven for like 20 minutes
If only my school offered home ec :(
>casserole is a French word
to get the lady, get really good at something and put yourself in a position to show off what you're good at in front of the lady
i'm watching zurich vs. berlin
>>146208483it's delicious
what is the significance of this?
>>146208548>they live to be a young adult,[]
>>146208551Are they already rehearsing the parade
had a nightmare that they misspelled Lane's last name as "Hudson" on the stanley cup, which was crazy because his name was on it twice already
>>146208548I see the ghouls from the 'cord are making their usual /hoc/ rounds
>>146208548
>>146208595>signs on the dotted line to join my habbieswe know where his heart lies
>>146208483it's a midwestern delicacy
>>146208630not a single notable athlete wants to play in quebec in the big December in the year of our Lord 2024 and onwards
>>146208646Just like dipping pizza in ranch dressing
milhouse would do better than georgiev
>>146208667Don't forget toasted ravioli
>>146208667>>146208694both excellent mealssame with hot dish and chili on spaghetti
I have never been to the midwest
>>146208718good, it sounds like a mid place
>>146208747jen
>American Cuisine
>>146208718that's why it's still good
save us urho vaakanainen...urho vaakanainen save us
>>146208777What the fuck is that
>>146208777what is the problem here?
>>146208777I'm imagining the texture of this in my mouth right now
>>146208747_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>146208801>>146208809>>146208824this 'was' the future of Food, that is until the meds wore off
>Yote cuisine
>>146208846Love to make and eat real life AI slop
Gary’s mini games and the skill competition in overtime rustles my jimmies
>>146208905would you rather have ties back?
>>1462089171 point for a win 0 points for a loss or 20 minute sudden death 5 on 5 Simple as
unironically hoping my sabres lose again for the lulz
>>146208928what happens after the sudden death 5 on 5? tie? more sudden death?
>>146208943Another 20 minute 5 on 5 sudden death like the playoffs
>>146208943actual death, as the name implies >no more false advertsing
I think Gary should change the game to a full 60 minute shootout competition. >freedom.png
>multi puckevery period finished tied adds another puck
>>146208824sorry that not every culture can compare to reindeer based cuisine
>>146208917All results should use point system derived from victory margin scaled by home/away influenceWin by 4 goals = 2 points3 goals = 1.52 goals = 11 goal = .5Tie = 0Lose by 1 goal = lose .52 goals = 13 goals = 1.54 goals = 2And so on in both directionsHome game adds a -.5 modifierAway game adds a +.5 modifierLosing by 2 away, you lose 1.5 pointsSeason point totals can go negative and by design most teams will hover around zero
I could do with a reindeer steak
>>146208963board of governors and nhlpa both agreed on the current overtime if the players don't care i don't care.
>>146209029They should have taken my opinion into account
>>146209016
>>146209024you're going straight onto santa's naughty list
Well?
>>146209046i hadn't considered that
>>146209059Why are there so many Petterson rumors lately?
>>146208801Aspic
>>146209029I've had a great time watching the Gary games live in the building. On TV, by now, it's not the same and my eyes kind of glaze over
If your point system cannot be perfectly emulated by planet retard hockey league, it is a bad point system
Just need jofa helmets and wood sticks desu
>one of the biggest nhl sponsors is chips manufacturer
Our Sennies tonight :)
>>146209134Same as it always was.
Rip Kaapo KakkaWhere will he be shipped off to for a bag of pucks (unwashed)?
>>146209059Cope Pegula said he wasnt doing anything
>>146209149I’m going to watch my hurricanes tonight, desu.
>>146209134>>146209150advertising used to have soul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-YMqnzlcHk
>>146209156Send him back to finland with the rest of you wierdos
>>146209091koho pads for the tenders as well
>>146209156would say sabres but he sounds like he hasn't completely given up yet
>>146209134fuck I hate Gary
>>146209184Exquisite and based taste
>rags
>>146209091>helmets
>>146206249not fuckin outstanding
baka desu senpai
>>146206249Both are above the play offs line
just found out pettershits first name is actually fredrik
Our Krakies tonight :)
>>146209263>Both
can you imagine waking up one day and being like damn I can’t wait to watch anime
Ive got to be up for 5am so can't stay up to watch it, but hope its a good one
>>146209229the chad didn't even need a curve on his stick's blade
my habbies have their sights set on something a little bigger than being in the playoff hunt this season
>>146209323Meant to reply to >>146209299
just woke up damn I can't wait to take a marner
>>146209313I remember being absolutely pumped for Z Day on YTV
>espn is showing womens college basketball instead of hockey on tuesdays nownice job growing the game™ there gary
>>146209351Why are you waking up so late
Anime is gay and retarded but dragon ball z gets a pass
>>146202694theres like two fuckable chicks in the bunch, no wonder this team stinks
>>146209359i was up late trying to squeeze out a marner
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation? he had to work it out with a pencil!
thinking about getting into hockey
>>146209422fuck off we're full
I was getting into your mom last night
>>146209134The money is coming from Pepsico. Lays is just the brand they want featured.
>>146209480also they can keep a lower profile with the sponsorship money
Big fat hockey fan eating a bag of chips and getting the crumbs all over his $300 jersey. Not me though I'm different
I'm retarded
>>146209134What’s wrong with chips?
>>146209520You cant eat just one
>>146209488It's a good thing they do that because Pepsi is for faggots and the NHL is a lot less cool since they stopped being sponsored by Coke.
>>146209531>Another factor that also precipitated the move to Dallas was the fact that the team refused to play at the Target Center, where the NBA's Minnesota Timberwolves played, due to the fact that Coca-Cola had advertising and pouring rights at that arena. The North Stars and the Met Center had Pepsi as their sponsor.[29][30] Despite that, the newly relocated Stars did play at Target Center on December 9, 1993, against the Ottawa Senators, though only 14,058 fans showed up to watch the Stars defeat the Senators 6–1.[31]
>>146209156Im proud of him for what he said today.
I hope Shannon's mom is okay
Can anyone who isnt a fat fuck actually tell the difference between coke and pepsi
>>146209531pepsi is one of the biggest companies in the worldgary should be demanding more money
>>146209134>league sponsored by adidas but jerseys are made by fanatics
>>146209541>only served pepsi products at the arenaNo wonder the fans stopped going.
>>146209518Just like my islanders
>>146209552I bet you drank pc cola growing up
I buy every product Gary asks us to
>>146209548what happened
>>146209593Don’t forget to log in to fan duel and place your single game parlay!
>>146209591I bet you cant see your willy
>>146209599She remembered her son is Shannon
>>146209609I'm waiting to hear the featured same game parlay on the pregame show
>>146209529so? Chips are amazing
>bet friend 30 dollars he can't eat just one lays regular chip>he doesthanks mark
>>146209552pepsi tastes much sweeter and coke is more acidic iirc
>>146209649I don't have time to waste so I just hammer the ones I see on the front page of my favourite betting site!
>>146209552yes
we feeling a laine any time goal tonight?
>>146209705I'm feeling a hat trick
I unironically stopped eating chips because of inflation and shrinkflation like I'm not poor but I'm also not retarded enough to pay 6 dollars for a bag of ruffles that is 2/3rds the size it was 2 years ago. Nevermind the fact that retard Trudeau announces a tax break on snack foods and Pepsi-FritoLay immediately released a statement saying they arent taking the taxes off their chips. Fuck Trudeau and Fuck Big Chip.
>>146209726Good post
>>146209552coke tastes like coke and pepsi tastes like pepsi, hope this helps!
pour moi, c'est un pepsi may west
I like chips but they always give me a tummyache so I stopped eating them
the dabres are bet365s favorite against the habs tonight even though they are on a 10 game losing streak. are you mad enough to slap money down on the habs winning the retard slap fight?
>>146209751get a load of this dork with the weak stomach
this is probably going to be gamgams last Christmas and was going to buy her a blanket she had been looking at (she never asks for anything), but I saw the habs at +110 and am just going to let it ride
>>146209757I dont gamble on retards
>>146209901Stars bros... I thought asians were speedy...
>>146209949He's hurt
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART?NAH, THAT DOESN'T TRACKLAST CHRISTMASI GAVE GAMGAM A HEART ATTACK
>>146209949Asians are good at math
>>146209959OHH
Last Christmas I gave you my fart
>>146209970And kung fu
>>146206550I can answer this easily. Marc-Andre Fleury and Allan Walsh being cancerous faggot drama queen pusys tearing apart the locker room.Having a schizo in the room probably didn't help either
surely the rags can beat the lowly predators
Last easter I raped tbgThe very next dayHe reported awayThis year to save me from tearsIll bake a cake for someone special
diceposting is over with me brother HH
I eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting because of "shrinkflation" and "Trudeau"
Thinking about making a cheeseborger tonight
>>146210076You eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting because you're american
We've all ate an entire bag of chips in one sitting
>>146209959SHE NEEDED LIFE ALERTOHHH!
does this map correlate with hockey
>>146209552No and most of the time when people do the blind taste test they get it wrong.
>>146210134You.know he's just some jew playing a character right?
>>146209901jason cheaped out on power skating for jackson I see
>>146210146Hockey is a stim enthusiast sport
>>146210104not me, i have control
Kevin He, the first chinese man in history to play ice hockey or something
>>146210171wow that sucks
Wish me luck
>>146210175whatever you say fatso
>>146209330Who's the biggest weird european for bobrov to fall in love with in this year's draft
>>146210194no, i hope you fail.
>>146210211One time when I was a kid this one kid was bragging about how spent his sundaybadternoon eating a whole bag of chips to himself so on the following friday a bunch of us got together and rented a movie and each ate a whole bag of chips to ourselves.
>>146210238what movie
>>146210238Wow
>>146210251I think it was Excess Baggage with Alicia Silverstone.
>>146202671In the end:West will be Kings or DallasEast will be Florida or TorontoFugazi teams:CanesCanooksRangersJets
Let's each eat a bag of chips during the games tonight
>>146210279What was your childhood like?
>>146210289I already bought my snacks for the game.
>>146210280guess all those bags of chips over the years has lead to "excess baggage" on your body amirite
>>146210292I had an uncle who liked me a bit too much
>>146210289>>146210301Im going to eat this entire chocolate cake that i bought
>>146210146>newfies
https://www.majorleaguehockey.com/media-press/major-announcement
>>146210391>Major League Hockey
>>146210391I kind of get the feeling that he might not actually have cancer
>>146210402saudi steve is an insider now
>>146210402>There was a players only meeting and it was not to discuss Peter Laviolette...that relationship is fine...Their main gripe is Chris Drury...They want him to either change his ways or be gone."@Steve_Dangle on this #NYR chaos.Steve also mentioned:- Trouba's post trade comments spoke for the entire room.- He expects a Kakko trade soon.- Players were mad Trouba and Goodrow, but were furious over Kreider's name being out there.- He wonders how the players get this message all the way up to Dolan.
>>146209901>maroonmore like moron
>>146210444All of this is false btw
>>146210146Its largely genetic and partially diet. Newfoundland is mostly the settlers of Irish and Scottish settlers. Alot of their cuisine is carb and protein heavy and they tend to drink alot of beer which is also carb heavy. They eat alot of fish and seafood but its mostly breaded and fried in cooking oil. Basically wharever they eat gets packed on their body. Newfies really have to be mindful of what they eat and work out 4+x a week. Otherwise theyll get pudgy. t. east coaster. also a fat fuck.
>>146209901>matty tkachuk is a lazy fuckno surprise there
I think the Gaybres management is doing the right thing. The NHL is a tough league to win in, and the team just needs more time
>>146210474Lose weight
what kind of cookies are we baking for Santa this year?
>>146210484>the team just needs more timeare you measuring it in decades
>>146210484All the Sabres need to do is win more games.
>>146210496anything but macaroons if red one is to be believed
>>146210496Peanut butter thumbprints
I eat one meal a day so that I can smoke weed and darts and drink beers at night and maintain my girlish figure
>>146210567This was my strategy however it stops working at about 37 years of age. Still a good run.
if you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?
I eat 2 meals a day and only drink in social situations
I eat a 7 course didn't ask
>>146210722i hate ugly girls with too much confidence
>>146210722Girl knees are so ugly
>>146210722Boston feet
>>146210722What the fuck is going on with her knees
time to pull back in my good material until next thread
>>146210738ok cya tomorrow
Are there any architects in the NHL
Hey Gary can you let my team win tonight?
games start bros
My habs will let the sabres break their 10 game loss streak
>>146210780in ike half an hour
Gary drops the puck on time challenge [impossible] [emotional]
I believe my habbies will be honouring stephane quintal before the game so there might be a delay
>>146210482Why didbt you post the game from last night? Oilers up 4-2 at end of the 2nd period. Panthers came back to win with 20 minutes. Fucked my parlay up.Edmonton has shit defence and their goalie skinner blows.
I have some pretty horrendous posts lined up for the next thread
Gonna take a shower, anyone need anything?
>>146210835I need for you to drop the soap:3
>>146210835can you toast me some bread while you are in there
>>146210850I need Gary to drop the puck
Do you think those drones in New Jersey are aliens
>>146210879i think it's drone from the military base that is literally right in the vicinity.
>>146210850Let’s play sauna gollum first :3
>>146210886That’s what they want you to think
>>146210879Yes and I support them
Just heated up sunday's potroast ready to watch some eastern shitters
I'm in central jersey right now and i'm not seeing any drones or aliens to speak of
>>146210879I think they control the puck magnets
whoever loses the sabres habs game tonight should be relegated to the ahl.
>>146210879they're luigi distraction devices
>>146210722all that work on her face not a dime spent on the kneesgrim
>>146210937>>146210937>>146210937>>146210937>>146210937New
>>146210939too early
Can the new thread be Up Time themed, thanks
SHANT be using an early thread
>>146210939Now it’s on time
we should do a flames thread
>earlyshan't
>>146210902>>146210902you gotta look outside anon
>>146203615The Virgin Amerimanlet vs the Chad Finn
>>146210722Lexie your knees look fine
