trust the plan edition
>rags
>he doubted the advanced stats that said the >rags werent going to make the playoffs this season
You would think with the amount of times the rat has shown up refs with this shit they would start to catch on but nope, still going strong 15 years later
>>146213579How the fuck he's doing a better job than Yzerman?
>>146213579this is only year 2, and he has nicer pieces than Yzerman does in year 6
>>146213602It helps when you run a team that can get away with being complete dogshit for a few years and no one will bat an eye
>The absolute state of New York
fuck canadians
>>146213615detroit as been dogshit for nearly a decade and no one cares
>rags can't even beat the Preds>rags have a brutal next 7 games>will probably go on a 10 game losing streak>rags
>>146213608Cope Seider plays the toughest minutes in the league
>>146213624You're a cuck
>>146213624Does she plays dirty like her uncle?
>>146213602Only guy doing a worse job than Yzerman is Trotz.
thinking about getting espn plus to watch hockey with you guys
Kwab
>>146213664Trotz has more things going than Ruff
Cuck has more things going than Bull
>>146213659her uncle still gives her horsey rides and washes her no-no spots in the shower
My Sensies :)
>>146213624im glad somebody said it
If a Flame shot it after the whistle he would've gotten an unsportsmanlike.
wtf jeremey swayman is losing to THE dustin wolf??
They’re seething about us again Canadachads
>>146213699We only post lesbian ice hockey players here
>>146213672Oh god
Our Team is a bunch of pussies because our GM is a fucking pussy because our Owner is a fucking Pussy
SHORKS SCARRRR
>>146213748>Get your new contract>Start playing like shitFucking jews
>>146213768If only you GM didn't let Jack Eichel go
>>146213772No refunds
Makes sense why Vancouver is so inbred
>>146213768
P A S T AASTA
what a shot by pasta
>with swedes you concedewho knew?gg broons
hot Bruins chix are happy!
>ragsHow the fuck did this happen?They were good last yearDid the entire team just forget how to play?
>>146213823Yea just like my islanders and penguinsSad
>>146213794I like it when the kiss cam features two lesbians, one butch, one lipstick
>>>/u/
>>146213813>>146213825takagi pls sit on my face
my bluebombiejetties ^_^
>georgiev
>>146213825eat shit weeb faggot your team is always patheticGo Bruins!
>>146213823they were powerplay babbies relying on shisterkin to keep them afloat, and now they don't even have the powerplay goals so all their flaws are exposed
>>146213882Stephen please I know your team was shut out today but hiding behind other teams is cowardly
>>146213825I'll take the win thanks
the flames didn't lose to the laffs in the first round and that's a shoot brother
>>146213884So you can ride the powerplay and a goalie to the conference finals?That's all you need?
>>146213327hell yeah i've seen pics of that in the past, looks kino :)
>>146213825>>146213913>when she sees marchands penis
>>146213929stfuthis is /hoc/ not /cock/
>>146213934>gay magazine
>>146213913>If you kill your enemies, they win
>>146213959trueearth sucks
SCARRRRRRR
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRKKSSSSSS GOAL
CELIBRATEWE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
you are so fucking mad
your penis is either >normal sized >marchand size
>>146213965why are you still crying about your lames loss
Stop making fun of my penis
>>146213991but it's so cute!
>>146213986One day, if you're lucky you'll learn I don't have a care in the world about what I post about and my team is always fun to laugh at. >>146213991
Adam Lowry needs to score a goal to give the Jets the lead
>>146214007You don’t get it. He wants you to be MAD!!!
>>146214007Hoob is a grower, clearly.
>>146214018Me putting on my "mad face"
FOUR NATIONS WINNERusa 2.30canada 2.40sweden 4.33finland 6.00WORLD JUNIORS WINNERcanada 2.20usa 2.50sweden 6.00finland 8.50czechia 17.00slovakia 23.00germany 101.00switzerland 101.00kazakhstan 251.00latvia 251.00
>>146214051USA is ranked 6th in the world right now why are they even in the 4 Gary’s Cup
My penguins (:
>>146214018lames fans aren't very smart. Good on you trying to help him though.
>>146214034do rhode islanders have a "mad face"?I thought they had a "happy face", and a "jlmi face"
russia is the only country that can stand a chance against us in hockey. usa is not a real rival to us. they are like the washington generals to us harlem globetrotters, the new york mets to us new york yankees, the la clippers to us la lakers, or the navy midshipmen to us notre dame fighting irish.
S H A R K SHARKS
My penguins :)
>Jests>Losing to Scoregiev and the Shorkslollmao
>>146214125Enjoy it while you can. My Sensies are gonna pass them in a minute :)
>>146214094just stop bud you're embarrassing yourself
>>146214068>1993That's why
jesas zetter
>>146214137Cope (:
Conman Hellasucks
gg snes, the only time the kraken have scored on you in two years was January last season, 3 shut-outs in 4 games
>>146214149:)
That's Kraken Hockey baby
do the kraken plan on becoming good at any point
>What’s wrong? Spent all that money on a hockey ticket and didn’t even get to celebrate a home goal?3 road shutouts already
>>146214111Russia has no centers and no defence. all they have is tending
>>146214170Erm that’s fake
>>146214177don't think so
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUST BECAUSE WE LOST DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR CRYING
>>146214177Kraken were never gonna be good like their big brother VGK when they don't have a competent GM like McPhee or McCrimmon.Expansion Draft advantage debunked
>>146214191cope hoob is heating up
>>146214177Have you seen the roster?? It’s the definition of mediocre.
>>146214111Pretty much
these stupid motherfuckersthe world is hell and Shit For Brains is at the helmwhen will these dumb motherfuckers stop being so stupid?if you read this, you are a fucking retard. i wouldn't trust you to work at Wendy's on slow daysfucking dipshitgo back to the college that taught you so well and tell them with the utmost sincerity, "I am a full-blown fucking retard. Please cancel my diploma."
>>146214145I’m sorry did you say 2010? :)
ESPN everybodywhat a bunch of window lickersyou guys are fucking dumbwhat an embarassmentyou suckyou are also motherfuckers
>>146214196
happy jet moms
Swiss Cheese Georgiev back to form
>>146214200>>146214234did they just copy/paste the 23-24 shit?
>>146214251the tank WILL be successful
>>146214252probably engagement farming
Georgiev almost kicked the puck into his own net lmaoThe TV announcers almost shrieked in horror
was really productive today desuproud of myself for not being a lazy piece of shit like usual
>>146214288good job
>shorks
>>146214305thanks fren :)
>Scoregiev
Shorks will take it to OT
I blame georgiev
Didn't realize fourgiev was traded until today kek
so close
>>146214191looks like shit dumbfuck
>>146214191>he's still goinglol spergs gonna sperg
Gg Sharks Jets are relying on Hellebyuck way too much these days they need to add a defenseman
Kyle Connor had 9 shots on net that game kek
laine :DD
>>146213825>>146213913Does she have a brain tumor or something?
I miss blackwood, bros...
>jets had to win in OTPretty impressive shorkbros, good job
>>146214511needs lots of cranial space for schemes and ways to be cute
iltaa but the opposite
>>146214596>>146214604lol
>>146214652I said what I said
Eat cock randy and finnish randy
Fucking anime girls co-opting entire hockey teams
>>146214406qrd?
drew an 8 foot tall woman on my bedroom wall instead of watching puckgary's fault for scheduling shit games
https://x.com/TheMarkHenry/status/1869199012152406235oh no no no no
Kings need a complete rebuildand a return to original colors.and sue the Lakers to prevent them from using them anymore.
Good morning /hoc/>rags
Can I get /hoc/'s thoughts on this?>>146215065
go back to old zealand
Relocate >rags to Hartford
wheres jen
>kaprizov will recreate this photo with president donald j. trump
>>146213602It helped that the Sharks won the draft lottery.
>>146215328lolno
>>146215335they won that because grier allowed the team to be shitty enough for last placestevie refuses to allow the ded wongs to be that bad
soon!
>>146215317Shit gimmick for retards
facts
>>146215416>people talk about how hard it is to play in a canadian marketthis is such bullshitask the rangers roster how it feels to play in new york city right now
>>146215416I dont know how you can look at a guy like kyle bukake and say "man I really care what that guy thinks about me"
Keep Shesterkin; trade everyone else. Time to sell to the point where players like Zibanejad will waive their NMC because his only linemates left will be Carrick and Vesey. Put the young players with a future back in Hartford so they do not have to play with this group of sad sacks. Here’s the plan:-Send Berard, Mancini, and Edstrom to Hartford-Bring up players like Blidh, Belzile, and Robertson to play out the string-Trade Kreider. He is a lifelong Ranger and may one day have his jersey retired; but he is one of the leaders of this team and has shown zilch. He is playoff tested and he will have value.-Trade Lindgren. He can still probably net you a 3rd or maybe a 2nd.-Trade Smith. Expiring contract and experienced vet, get a 3rd or 4th.-Once healthy, see what is out there for players like Miller, Schneider, and Kakko. All are young and will have good NHL careers; just not as Rangers.-Zibanejad will be so sad at this point that he would probably waive his NMC to be a supporting player ANYWHERE. His AAV and term will probably lower his value so we would probably have to take a player with a bad salary back but hopefully with less term.-If anyone else wants out, figure out a hockey trade that makes sense but strip this team down to the bone. This includes Adam Fox. I know most Ranger fans worship this guy but he is very overrated by our fan base. Fox has been figured out by other teams and considering he is a bad skater with a poor shot, I’d be fine with fielding offers for him.-At the end of the day, Igor is the only guy left on this team who will be here guaranteed after next season. Panarin is off the books and if this team is gonna rebuild, he’s a goner.-If this team was still competitive next season, a certain pending UFA center playing in Edmonton might have wanted to become the highest paid player in the NHL in a huge market like New York. Instead, he will see what a joke this team is and probably re-sign in Edmonton to be an Oiler for life.
>>146215388jen
If you gut a team, you are doomed. If you over-sign a supposed "core", you are doomed.
>>146215416fabio if he grew his hair long and it was brunette
>>146215696>If you over-sign a supposed "core", you are doomed.this worked for the penguins, black hawks, lightning, golden knights, avalanche, panthers and many others
>>146215727Not the laffs lmao Ah well, for the laffs they are responsible for the first day of spring and all is right with the world.
>>146215776Is he a household name in Finland yet?
>>146215775laffs overpaid their core
I hate the NHL website punsters more than anything else in this world.
>>146215791has been since 2016
>>146215705Tommy Wiseau
>>146215863YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
>>146215791>>146215852By far the most popular hockey player
>>146215885more than Teemu Salami???
>>146215898Nowdays, yes
my krakies :( …
>>146215920are a shit team run by retards
>>146215618I cry silent crystalline tears for the Jew York Rags and their upcoming rebuild.
>>146215920>a-any side deals out there...?
>>146215843LOL
all is right and everything is in its place :)
The Buffalo Sabres.
buffalo more like pooffalo
>>146215727No, those teams built a roster. The fact that other stupid teams bought into some fake "core" concept only amplifies why they're always shit.
jokes aside the league is pretty tight this seasonthere was two teams with only 9 wins at this point last season
>>146216073>No, those teams built a roster.lol what?most got rewarded with an elite first overall pick which they signed for top market value>The fact that other stupid teams bought into some fake "core" concept only amplifies why they're always shit.what? name one cup winning team that doesnt have a core group of player
>>146216087Every Cup team has a full, capable roster. Every team that buys into this "core" retardation has an inferior roster.
>>146216108>Every Cup team has a full, capable rosterwith a core group of elite tier players>Every team that buys into this "core" retardation has an inferior roster.this is so dumb, all those teams mentioned have a core group
>>146216125Tell me you're a soilertard/lafftard without telling me.
>>146216134is this your cope?the mild have a core group finally, its why they are playing well
>>146216138How's that "core" thing working out? Ready for the next humiliation and collage?
>>146215791after winning the 2016 wjc at home, everyone and their mother knew who laine, puljujärvi, and aho were
>>146216152its pretty awful, they dont really have enough elite talent yetyou're a fan of the fucking mildall you know is humiliation
>>146216156No, my team wins Cups by building rosters. We laugh at you "core" retards.
>>146216166which cup was that?
the minnesota mild in one image
>Hi, our core is guys like Nurse, Rielly, marnerjeet and other studs who get much deserved blockbuster deals while we cleverly sign noncore shitters everywhere else. Cups forthcoming.
oh back to making of the laffs it seemseasier to cope with the lack of success that way
>>146216168It's plural. You wouldn't have to bother with that of course, as even singular is beyond your shit team.
>>146216193a great non-answerpussy
>>146216196Keep slurping that "core". I'm sure you'll empty them eventually.
>>146216204still too afraid to mention your team?even the ded wongs won with a core in 2008its why they are so garbage now
the minnesota mild cup(s) count: zero (0)
>>146216208Ackshually, they had a full roster, too.Keep slurping that core.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>146216227>lidstrom retires>the team never wins againincredibly dumb
>>146216233>Your "core" plays>Never wins>Never>Ever
>>146216253just like your mild
>>146216125>all those teams mentioned have a core groupI would argue that every cup winning team has had a core group of 5-6 players. But the question is how do you identify a core group of players? For me it's a group that are deemed untouchable and that number should consists of 4-6 players, preferable a goalie, a defenseman, a center and a winger.
>>146216261>Ignore my shit "core" team here's this other shit team you distracted yet?Is this your cope now?
>sign two home grown talents to record contracts to solidify your core roster>never make it out of the second roundthis would make any fan eternally butthurt to the concept of a core
>>146216286the concept doesnt need to work in 100% of the examples to hold truewhat other team could you be a fan of? you're not a battery throwing incel are you
I wouldn't want to rely too much on guys who play 20-25 minutes a night in a game that last 60 minutes
>>146216302The "core" concept works never. Your shit team exemplifies that perfectly. Keep slurping. Maybe your next slurp will do it.
>>146216324>The "core" concept works never.except in all these examples>>146215727your nuh-uh doesnt count argument doesnt hold water
>>146216334No, Cup teams build rosters. That's why they win Cups, and you win your next slurp of "core"
>>146216346>nuh uhhha roster from core playersthey win cups because they acquire elite talent and pay them their worth
HUGE DAY FOR HOCKEY MATT PETGRAVE OUT ON BAIL
>>146216417you gotta love this guy. what a killer hockey player
Taking a disappointing marner right now
>>146216313We need 200 foot guys who play the whole 60 minutes
O T T E R TTER(tonight)
>using foot as a unit of lenghtWhat are you, a caveman?
>>146216572Hockey uses both imperial and metric when needed, complaining about it is gay. You are gay.
>>146216351Just like your laffs/soilers. Keep slurping.
my broons have an over 50% win rate! :)
>>146216584The puck is a foot long
>>146216595the laffs and soilers would win cups if they were located in the sunbelt with their core groups
>>146216572it’s called freedom units. god I love America
It's Otter's birthday today
>>146216631Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>146216643those are my minnesota mild
>I'll always be here for you, Samir.
>>146216653Bill Guerin is a good GM but he's abusive to the staff
>>146216633Completely based
>>146216636Was Steve Ott also nicknamed Otter?
The >rags are lucky their plan of signing the 80s Oilers worked in 1994Imagine the 1940 chants today over 80 years since they last won
Why do Flamer fans just stay in the thread and shit it up with their crying after they lose a game?Learn to take it with some pride and grace, Jesus Christ.
>>146216752Meme image but I can't help but think a partially open hocket arena would be kino.
>>146216738>the last rags cup is older than the holocaust *skull emoji* fr
there is only one intolerable american who lurks this thread, he spams a lot and speaks in zoomer buzzwords. I'm sorry my canadian BROTHER had to deal with him this morning
>>146216677>good gm>no cupsdumb
>>146216636Happy Birthday Otter
>The City of BuffalelImagine the smug of all those former Sabre players
rags now have a less than 50% win rate ruins and sens have an above 50% win rate
>>146216535What about 60 foot guys who try to play 200 minutes
>>146216752>w-why do they not submit to my bullying!??!Because you can get fucked lmao. It's as simple as that, faggot.
>>146216898Eichel has gotta feel like he took the last chopper out of 'Nam.
>>146216076based parity
My canesies are third in the division but are 8 points ahead of the fourth team (penguins) in the divisionYeah I’m thinking my canesies are going to the playoffs
>>146216934they keep playing .500 hockey and they wont
>>146216934what a way to brag about being third best in a division of shit
Lmao imagine being so shit you let Laine score a hattrick one you
>>146216976sabres are breaking records
Lmao imagine being so ugly you let Jessica Biel give you a blowie
>>146216923Sam Reinhart too.Now hoping Olofsson gets his cup too.
>6 of 6 goals from the power playsomeone stop this absolute madman
>>146217056impossible
Canucks should send Pettershit to Buffalo
>>146217123he'd be perfect for buffalel kek
>>146217142no one deserves that
>The NHL started recording power-play and penalty-kill opportunities during the 1963-64 season.>The 1979-80 Kings finished with a PK% of 67.7%, the worst ever. The 2024-25 #Isles were at 64.7% to start this game and already gave up a power play goal.
gonna be honest, there was some red in my morning marner
>>146217172saved that lou
>>146217172me on nhl 25
i'm watching >laffs >STARS tonightu?
>>146217175sometimes I wipe to vigorously and get blood on the toilet paper
>>146216087The 2023 and 2024 Panthers didn't really have an easily defined core. Barkov and Bobrovsky were their best players. You could debate which of Reinhart/Tkachuk were more important forwards. And their defense had a 1D by committee of Forsling/Ekblad/Montour splitting time.I doubt anybody could agree on who exactly made up the St. Louis core of 2019.2017 Penguins didn't really have a core beyond Crosby/Malkin. No goalie had more than 9 wins during that run and Letang didn't even play.
>>146217196>The 2023 and 2024 Panthers didn't really have an easily defined corebarkov, ekblad, bob, reinhartelite talent
will cats repeat
>>146217196>I doubt anybody could agree on who exactly made up the St. Louis core of 2019.It was Tarasenko, Ryan O'Reilly, Schenn, Pietrangelo and Parayko as their "core".
>>146217196>2017 Penguins didn't really have a core beyond Crosby/Malkincrosby malkin letang maf
>>146217217kessel too
Didn’t ask
>>146217215If Schenn is in there then Binnington has to be in there. And once you get up to 5/6 players, that defeats the purpose of defining a "core.">>146217217Letang had a season ending injury in February, and Fleury was the backup goaltender for the final two series.
asked
>>146217233Meh, Binnington was there as a rookie and wasn't perceived as any part of the core.
>>146217233>Letang had a season ending injury in February, and Fleury was the backup goaltender for the final two series.who cares, the pongs had committed to these guys even if they got injured/played poorlythey won a cup in 2009 with those core players and again in 20182017 wasnt some isolated roster
Engvall is part of the core
>>146217233>And once you get up to 5/6 players, that defeats the purpose of defining a "core."what kind of nonsense is thisits a 25man roster5/6 core players is the sweet spot
>>146217214they're inconsistent but if they get their act together by playoffs, they'll be the favorites
>>146217237>who caressomebody asked the question and i answered it. you can't say a core of these four players were why a team won the cup when half of them didn't even play in the SCF.>they won a cup in 2009 with those core players letang was a bottom pair defenseman in 2009, and Fleury was a backup.
>>146217246If he's part of your core then I would commit seppuku
>>146217253>letang was a bottom pair defenseman in 2009, and Fleury was a backup.bottom pair playing 19 mins a night in the finalmaf started in the cup clinching gamestop this retarded cope
>>146217247>its a 25man rosterit's an 18 man roster>5/6 core players is the sweet spotplayers are only part of the core if they're locked in long term and the GM fills out the roster around them. you cannot have 6 great players locked up long term in the cap era. Not even Zito was able to do that.
>>146217274>bottom pair playing 19 mins a night in the finalwhich was fifth most among penguins d-men (sixth most at EV).>maf started in the cup clinching gameand was on the bench by game 3 of the 2017 ECF. you could argue he was part of the loosely defined core of 2009 but not in 2017.
>>146217250good to hear
>>146217275>it's an 18 man rosterwhen the cap doesnt matter>players are only part of the core if they're locked in long term and the GM fills out the roster around themtoo strict a definitionbeing signed for 3-4 seasons in the future is long enough> you cannot have 6 great players locked up long term in the cap eradumbzito has done it
>>146217278why didn't Lindgren clear the crease?
>>146217292>being signed for 3-4 seasons in the future is long enoughyeah, that's long term.>zito has done itZito had term for Barkov, Tkachuk, Bob, and (at the last minute) Forsling. He couldn't keep Montour, and he's about to lose Ekblad.
>>146217290>which was fifth most among penguins d-men (sixth most at EV).he was 4th in the final, a strong 2nd pairing young defensemen> you could argue he was part of the loosely defined core of 2009 but not in 2017.his contract states otherwise
>>146217306>He couldn't keep Montour, and he's about to lose Ekblad.Welcome to the salary cap sport anon, where you will lose quality players because we can't spend more than the combined contracts of Justin Verlander and Max Scherzer.
>>146217306he has reinhart and verhaeghe possibly resign ekblad
>>146213579>laine scores 3 on luukkonenFinn on Finn violence needs to be stopped!
OO-KAH PEK-AH LOO-KAHN-N'N
>>146217365She ukko on my pekka till I'm luukkonen
>>146217380Jen
>the kitties dont have a well defined core group of players
who's jen?
>>146217365Yeah what if we just call him Upi Loo
3 acceptable games tonight
do you think players are going to start negotiating into their contracts that they must be part of the core?
>>146217467isnt that a nmc?
>>146217462>laffs vs stars >kitties vs mild >nucks vs yeti?
>>146217482>need me coreyes it is
>>146217123Canucks should trade for Barzal
>>146217485Right
how are people sleeping on reinhart being elite anywaysdrafted 2nd overall and never had below 30 goals in a season for the panthers with 21 playoff goals
>>146217514he has the sabres stench i'm afraid
>>146217526a wasteland where talent dies for sure
lmao Reinhart banked the puck off Skinners head and scored a goal
laine is scoring 40 (ppgs)
>>146217514Despite being one of the best scorers in the playoffs, ESPN does dogshit to market the sport at all. Same for Gary Bettman, even though you're all convinced he wants the sunbelt to always win.
I trust Grier.
i wish huberdeau didnt suck if someone in calgary asks me nicely ill give you his home address
>>146217645where do flames players typically live in cowtown?
>>146217645you got any pictures of him in the shower?
>>146217570>Despite being one of the best scorers in the playoffs, ESPN does dogshit to market the sport at all.there is no incentive for them, if anything keeping the nhl suppressed helps them maintain viewership on everything they are peddling
>>146217653Outside of it
What even is a flame?
>>146217754the visible part of fire
Did Gary ever fine him for this?
>>146217763wouldn't the ice melt?
woke up
>>146217895grabbed a brush and put a little makeup
>>146217772>meijeriNow I wish I had some milk.
>>146217795not since '89! heh
>>146216643>>146216653>they haven't figured out that "core" and "roster" are the same thing yet
Sad
>>146218365you now remember the justin schultz sweepstakes
>>146217895Huomenta
Remember when McDavid missed an open net in game 7 with his team down 2-1 and the goalie pulled?
My girlfriend just told me she's going to be baking cookies with her family on Saturday so I'm on my own, and she said it like I was going to be disappointed. Little does she know that I will be spending the whole day with a ballgag and butt plug in me while I'm jerking my shit until I have scabs.
>>146218649Does she know she's letting you out of the closet?
>>146218563yes. the team choked so hard
>>146218649go bruins!
Since i've started my job, i have completely forgotten the Islanders. is that good? Nah. But it sucks because I don't WANT to attend games. I legit just dread a third period now because this team makes it so hard to win games. the most pathetic part is that the NHL rewards this garbage, because why have a 3-2-1 system when we can just use a shitty 2-1 system and make overtime games get rewarded with loser points that reward loser teams like this.
didn't ask for your negativity blog
>>146218649so can I come over and hang out?
why do bruins fans treat /hoc/ like their personal grindr?
Taking a poop, anyone need anything?
>>146218850why can't they go back to /fit/?
>>146218877a kiss
>>146218926*muah*
It’s funny how the Canucks immediately improved once dumping Bo horvat and the islanders suck even more lol
Gary still has some tickets for you goyim to buy.
If you look at the Buffalo roster, you realize that their rebuild is over. They have their guys.The problems are the coach, administration, corporate, owners... and everything surrounding the team. No kidding there would be issues in the room, I could see favoritism and gaslighting all the way back here in the nosebleeds.This won't change until the team is sold. I mean Pegula (sp?) gave the team to his silver spoon wife to run! As an opposing GM, you're only thought is to cannibalize the corpse. It's a well built team that's toxic to the core.
>>146219099almost as funny as lou admitting the contract he gave horvat was for too long and too much money immediately after signing it lol
>>146213708Mark doesn't seem that kind of a guy
>>146219137Cope there was nothing he could do
>>146219207I'll be honest, I just wanted to say "no-no spot" in a post.
pettersson to the sabres, horvat to the islanders, hopefully players will think twice before trying to scam my nuckies into a trade unless they want to end up in the dumpster fires of the league
>>146218649Really getting sick of the Ottawa Senators fandom
>>146219326Even the nuckie expansion bros have turned on us.
>>146219326I say this in full honesty, but if you cheer for the Vancouver Canucks you should kill yourself right now. It's over for you, it actually never began.
>>146219125Most telling thing I’ve seen so far was that satisfaction poll that had dissatisfaction framed as a star player and locker room problem.
holy shit! the sabres just traded dahlin! turn on tsn
big yikes, >ragssissies
>>146219554>turn on tsnI only turn on TSN when Overdrive is off and running
>>146219704jlmi
>>146219704my canesies :) have outperformed what everybody thought this summer
>>146219554holy shit! you still do the dougie!
>>146219706I turn it off when Al's brother comes in because I don't know who Al is and it makes me feel like "the other"
>>146219554Who?
>>146219722yeah for a team that lost an established 20min a night d man they really took it in stridenecas popping off is surprising
These are the moments when all that can be said is: Didn't ask.
didn't
>>146219704rags are the biggest disappointments ruins and assve are about where people expected them flyers collapsed in the latter half of last season and remain disappointing islanders suck to nobody's surprisepreds turned out to be a retirement home for frauds
did so
best in the dot thus far
Morgan Rielly - Oliver Ekman-LarssonJake McCabe - Chris TanevSimon Benoit - Conor Timmins
who is your hockey waifu?
The canucks are not trading pettersson
> Reaves on the other hand, doesn’t have numbers that can justify him in the lineup and paying him $1.35M to hit about as hard as Nikita Grebenkin and have about as many scoring chances as Dennis Hildeby. An expensive enforcer (that doesn’t enforce) is a prime example of hanging onto a player hoping that they will one day pay off.
>>146219704>utah hockey clubretarded list for retards
>>146219878connor's mom
gary is going to cull all canadian teams starting with winnipeg (great roster for houston to start with), calgary and ottawa
Quinn Hughes to Devils for Hischier
THE Tempe Flames
>>146219896>homosexual seethinganyway
>>146220001the Phoenix Phoenix
> Biz Nasty thinks Philadelphia’s Scott Laughton would look good in the Blue & WhiteHe takes more than he gives.
>>146220020All of the players I don't like should have to wear the Blue & Yellow or possibly the Blue & Orange
>>146219976thank you gary
Barry Trotz. Lmao
Kevyn Adams. ROFL
Rags? More like KWABs
Chris Drury. lol
When do we question Lou Lamoriello's legacy as a general manager? I feel as if Lou Lamoriello is held up by his pedigree from the early 2000's at this point rather than what he's done lately. For a "hockey hall of famer", I feel like he's caused more damage for his teams than help. Do you agree?
>>146220293never, poile just got into the hhof by winning literally nothing, being an unfireable nepobabby
It's uphttps://youtu.be/w4mXsyhRjZs?si=uM9ok4r14_cnEUMx
>>146220347who 8) here
> The Maple Leafs should call up Matt MurrayCould always trade for Campbell.
>>146220329just like my gary
Who made that non /hoc/ hockey thread?
>>146220394Isn’t Murray pretending to be hurt for itir purposes?
>>146220528not me but I know who bumped it
>>146220293Glen Sather is the most overrated GM
The sabres would be good if they had an elite 1C, like jack eichel
>>146220541No his contract ended last year he's on a league minium now
Jets to HoustonSabres to Atlanta
>>146220541might be thinking of carey price
>>146219991New Jersey is not that retarded
>>146220631No I’m thinking of matt Murray
>>146220675dumb
i'm thinkin of matt price
i'm thinkin of carey murray
>>146220675Theres two which one
>>146220760The one who won two cups
>>146220773are you sure you aren't thinking of matt murray?
the actor?
>>146220804The confusion is understandable, but it's MATT MURRAY.
>>146220804Retardant
its easy to confuse such a tiny goalie
TSN Overdrive off and running btw
>>146220963>no O-DogI'm taking my business to the real kyper
>>146220963>dyel's>skinny jeans>shitty jackets with tennis shoes no doubtUber gay
just like my sabers
>>146220963I could heem everybody in Canada
>ragshttps://youtu.be/4b31tFz_dtI?si=OsYqQVsK8rG7Metw
>>146220963god I hate the sports jacket and jeans look
the only o ive given a dog is to your mother
>>146221193TRUMP POSTS ON HOC CONFIRMED
our Sennies have four wins in a row :)
>>146221360When was the last time that happened?
>>146221193Like to see you try me, bud
>>146221360they're heading to playoffs :)
>>146221334So when is The Donald nuking ontairyuh?
*kisses /hoc/*
>>146221410You betcha
>>146220619I think Gary knows something that we fans don't know
Technicolor my islanders aren't that bad
>>146221423*kisses back*
>>146221616they'd be better with thatcher dreamcoat in net
Shannon got a Forbes article.
>>146221647Does he score goals
>>146221660I don't get my news from the lamestream media
if we do indeed sell our selves to become the 51st state at least we're one step closer to bringing the cup back to rightful territory
I'm going to seize an igloo for myself
BROS HIS NAME IS DUSTIN WOLF AND HE IS A GOALIE HE STOPS PUCKS HIS NAME IS DUSTIN WOLF AND HE FUCKS HIS NAME IS DUSTIN WOLF AND HE DRIVES A TRUCK HIS NAME IS DUSTIN WOLF AND HE BEATS SHMUCKS HIS NAME IS DUSTIN WOLF AND HE SKINS BUCKS HIS NAME IS DUSTIN WOLF AND WEARS CHUCKS HIS NAME IS DUSTIN WOLF AND HES AWWW SHUCKS
>>146221014>dyelOdog is jacked now. He could beat you up.
Field Marshal Gary will lead the 41'st Armoured Zamboni Division in a daring blitzkrieg attack across the Border near Buffalo, Canada will be annexed before they can say "eh"
>>146221768too smol lmao
The Ballad of Dustin Wolf(To the tune of a classic epic ballad, sung with bold, heroic tones)Verse 1:In the land of snow and ice, where the Calgary Flames do burn,A hero rose with strength and might, whose fame would soon return.In the crease, he took his stand, his will as sharp as steel,Dustin Wolf, the fearless one, whose legend was unreal.Chorus:Oh, Dustin Wolf, the goalie true, who guards the net with might,With every save, the crowd would roar, and the Flames would win the fight!No foe could break his iron wall, no puck could pierce his shield,For Dustin Wolf, the mighty one, would never, ever yield!Verse 2:His pads like armor, gloves so swift, the battle had begun,The enemy would strike and shoot, but none would ever stun.The crowd would cheer, the puck would soar, yet none could find the way,For Wolf would rise, and with one move, he’d keep the puck at bay.Chorus:Oh, Dustin Wolf, the goalie true, who guards the net with might,With every save, the crowd would roar, and the Flames would win the fight!No foe could break his iron wall, no puck could pierce his shield,For Dustin Wolf, the mighty one, would never, ever yield!Verse 3:Through every clash, through every shot, he stood without a fear,His eyes would gleam, his gloves would fly, the end was never near.With every flash, with every dive, he turned the tide of war,And in the end, his name would echo on forevermore.Chorus:Oh, Dustin Wolf, the goalie true, who guards the net with might,With every save, the crowd would roar, and the Flames would win the fight!No foe could break his iron wall, no puck could pierce his shield,For Dustin Wolf, the mighty one, would never, ever yield!(Fade out with the echo of the crowd, chanting "Wolf!" across the ice.)
>>146221423Thanks
Yes make canada a state and lets its brownoids and queeroids have a vote that's how you wake up one day and realise you're paying 65% tax
>>146221836im ok paying 65% tax if they give me a universal income and cover prescription/dental/eyecare with provincial healthcare
>>146221423wet kiss
i'm not feeling some of the new gimmicks
[Verse 1]Hello out there, we're on the air, it's 'Hockey Night' tonight.Tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes down the iceThe goalie jumps, and the players bump, and the fans all go insaneSomeone roars, "Bobby Scores!", at the good ol' Hockey Game[Chorus]OH! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can nameAnd the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey gameSecond Period.[Verse 2]Where players dash, with skates aflash, the home team trails behindBut they grab the puck, and go bursting up, and they're down across the lineThey storm the crease, like bumble bees, they travel like a burning flameWe see them slide, the puck inside, it's a 1-1 hockey game(Chorus)Third Period. Last game of the playoff too![Verse 3]Oh take me where, the hockey players, face off down the rinkAnd the Stanley Cup, is all filled up, for the champs who win the drinkNow the final flick, of a hockey stick, and the one gigantic scream"The puck is in! The home team wins!", the good ol' hockey game
>>146221836cope New Hampshire and Maine are forming an independent nation with the maritimes
You used AI for this i can tell
khoc will hire just about anyone these days methinks
APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING WOLF SMALL AND THIS TERRORISM WILL END
>open /hoc/>close /hoc/
>>146221934Pinyin is hard to understand, right out the lyrics in hanzi
>>146221975but you posted
>>146221956No, we are enjoying this and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
I hate the Flames and their retarded fucking fans so god damn much.
>open /hoc/>posts this>close /hoc/
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>146221998that's no excuse for foul language
>>146221947I miss when k/hoc just played classic rock
>reopens /hoc/>slowly closes /hoc/
I can probably beat all of you up
canucks underdogs on the road how can i resist
>>146222042*drops gloves*
>opens /hoc/>sees these guys>day made
Jesus brian leetch got fat
>>146222077Best ending would be if these people got hit by a 10 ton truck
>>146222091fatter than Ray Bourque, than Louis Debrusk?
Who's cooking our dinner tonight?
>>146222191gary's always cooking
look i hate to say it but nobody asked and definitely nobody asked for fucking song lyrics
>>146222245desperately need to nip a lot of these dimeless gimmicks in the bud
can one of you leafs explain what the fuck "the Laurentian Elite" is and why Canadians keep talking about it like it's some kind of fucking illuminati?
>>146222277can't explain it to you if you've never been to mont tremblant
>>146222277go ask the political board ya retard
>>146222292but I have mostly hockey people talking about it on my timelinethey're schizos, true, but still hockey people
>>146222122Papa debrusk has killer arms. He has a solid dad bod
>>146222277just the rich a powerful people of ottawa, toronto and montreal (they're all on the st, lawrence river)
>>146222299Great buddy keep it there
>>146222304great googling
every time theres an influx of really retarded inflammatory posts on this board I check and without fail the red wings are playing that day
Toronto is not on the St Lawrence tho
the Laurentian Elite are keeping Gary Bettman in power and the Leafs from advancing in the playoffs
>>146222277It's cope
in about two more hours it will be 8:00PM EST
in about 10 minutes, i'll have a delicious cheeseburger
>>146222424partially right, it will be 20h00
>today is gonna be the day the day that theyre gonna throw it back to you
>>146222333The great lakesian elite
>>146222433With pickles?
>>146222450yes, but on the side. i don't like them on the burger
Annnnd thread
>>146222366it used to be
>>146222454>asking for something on the sidedidn't know we had girls on /hoc/ (not interested btw picky bitch)
>>146222471i'm cooking it myself
>>146222479my sincerest apologies
>>146222488
>>146222493one shitty /sp/ thread is enough for me
>>146221798there are at least four flaws in this plan
SHOOT THE PUCK
