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>>146233742
Grim
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Aaand we got Newcastle. Should be fun.
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>spurs final
>at wembley
nice
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Newcastle at home. I'll take it.
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>>146233839
It's two legs
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>>146233852
he was concentrating on the one they could win
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>>146233825
Imagine arsenal losing to tottenham in a trophy match
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>>146233882
Imagine beating them in the final to keep their drought going
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Bruno Guimarães and Fabian Schär are suspended for the first leg at the Emirates
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Fuck it play the reserves. Not worth risking any starters against those dirty cunts.
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>still doing two leg semi-finals
Can't wait to see the number of broken legs from Tinpotcastle playing two finals.
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>>146233915
Worth the risk? Spurs attack looks 10x more lethal than whatever artetas been cooking up
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>>146234031
Get real. We're above them in the table and have been battering them in recent years under Arteta. If it does happen we're favourites.
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Newcastle is the worst possible matchup.
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>second leg is away
You just know >we'll bottle it
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>>146234031
Haven't they got like 3 wins in 10? They're an extremely inconsistent side.
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>>146234639
To be fair you would have said that even if we drew Macclesfield Town
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You now remember Bruno fouling everyone with impunity.
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i hope you lads are all ready for the inevitable NLD final, and to be honest, i think spurs might win. it pains me to say it but they are the good guys at this moment in time with postecoglu's way and our absolute terrorist football.
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>>146235426
postecoglu's character and tactics and the backstory of the tie would give spurs the edge in a final. the perfect recipe. i hope i'm wrong though. would also make sense for spurs to look like winning then bottle it in the final minute.
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>>146234985
>>146240309
When we do eventually lose, we can always just say 'it's only the league cup, who cares.'
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>>146240383
>SecondPrize FC
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Even as an artetaoutchad, losing the final against spurs would be too much for me (even if it meant him out the door).
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>>146233852
Why two legs?

Every match has been one leg so far. What a cashgrab qarabag cup
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>>146240338
it'd be good for the cup itself to have an arsenal-tottenham final
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>>146241357
the cup is an inanimate object m8, I don't think it cares either way
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>>146241357
wouldn't change anything after the match is over m8. milk cup is the milk cup, will always be there as the trophy you don't mind winning but don't much care about unless your team stumbles their way into the final.
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>IMPLYING >we're reaching the final
What's the projected xF (expected Finals) index under the fraudulent reign of the lego haired cone placing amateur, again?
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>califiori, zinny, tomiyasu, tierney
man imagine if we had good ol' reliable Nacho Monreal playing for us in 2022-2024 instead..
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>The one team that outmatches us physically and on set pieces

Another trophyless season
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anybody knows a good hotel in london for a 7 day stay? not necessarily north of london. just a place with some utilities around where u can check the city.
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>Arsenal are interested in signing Marcus Rashford but only for the right price. They have already made it clear they are not willing to match his Manchester United wages
I am so done with this club, lmao.
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>>146247334
no way
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>>146246722
The Landmark
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>>146246722
Is it happening, brother?
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>>146246722
>>146250400
sus
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>>146247362
I mean, you're probably right. Where else could I go?
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>>146246722
Anywhere really that fits your budget and has decent reviews. Our underground system here is extensive so you can get anywhere in London quickly.
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https://youtu.be/9H-qnZDafkE?si=OQ1FmrzdA6_lw155
Lamborghini is making bank with our players.
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>letting a pass go straight through the middle
big yikes and kinda cringe
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>>146254158
>Lamborghinis
>but all the disgusting 4-door variety
More proof, if we needed it, that men have lost their way.
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>>146255525
More doors more whores.
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>game day
>dead thread
Arteta must be held responsible.
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>Man City
Lmao
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>>146255544
The tycoons here have it right. Just pay some old guy to drive you around in an Alphard while one girl sucks you off, another gargles your balls, and you make out with a third.
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Remember when we got absolutely dominated by City and everyone thought it was a good result. Farteta out.
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it's crazy that farteta and trossard blew their only chance of beating city at etihad
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>>146255954
Don't worry >our humiliation ritual is underway in 3 and half hours
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>>146256054
>we did the needful so everyone else could dunk on City later
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>>146253540
last time I was in london I got drunk as shit and realized the tubes actually stopped going at a certain point
going back to my hotel was... a task
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cursed club
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in 2 hours, the season is over. again.
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>every team taking turns running a train on man city
>you just KNOW when Shitty come to the emirates, they will beat Arsenal
Ngl I hope they find form quick because it's just gonna make the inevitable look more embarrassing.
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>>146257877
shun the non believer
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>>146258309
>midfield Kai
>shartinelli
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>>146258309
>Fartysmelly
>Yesus
>midfield Shitvertz
>old man Partyman
>missing pic
Uh-oh.
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>the one season city completely shits the bed
>arse fuck up even harder
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>>146258481
This is the way.
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>Morsy OUT for the Boxing Day
Ipswitch are going to get flogged lmao.
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>>146258309
this is good
double pivot vs palace is embarassing
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>>146258309
>another 90 of watching fartinelli do absolutely nothing of worth
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Sell martinelli and jesus to fund isak asap
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jesus isn't gonig to score for 2 months. he just got half his goal tally for the year in one match
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>>146258530
jesus is about to score non stop for 3 months lad
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>>146258586
>>146258588
duality

jesus is a streak merchant, he's going on a run while havertz is cold and when jesus dries up havertz will seal us the title
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>Mikel Arteta has confirmed to broadcasters that Raheem Sterling is out due to injury.
>Felt something in training yesterday and had to come off. Will have further tests in coming days.
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Crystal Palace XI: Henderson, Clyne, Richards, Lacroix, Guehi, Mitchell, Lerma, Hughes, Kamada, Sarr, Mateta
>Substitutes: Turner, Ward, Chalobah, Kporha, Schlupp, Doucoure, Devenny, Agbinone, Nketiah.

Arsenal XI: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Lewis-Skelly, Partey, Havertz, Odegaard, Saka, Martinelli, Jesus
>Substitutes: Neto, Tierney, Kiwior, Calafiori, Jorginho, Merino, Rice, Nwaneri, Trossard.
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>>146259000
>mr skellington
wagmi
>havertz AND premier league jesus
ngmi
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>>146259000
LGTSS

>david raydolph
>jurrien chrimber
>william sleighliba
>angel gabriel
>myles christmas-prezzy
>thomas christmas partey
>kai havermerrychristmas
>martin snowdegaard
>bukayo cracker
>angel gabriel martibelli
>angel gabriel baby jesus

>subs: netohoho, kieran chiermney, jakub kiwiyule, riccardo carolfiori, jorginhohoho, mikel merryno, declan lights, seathans nwanereetings, leandro trossather christmas
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looking sharp
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>Shitvertz undroppable
kek
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Timber already timewasting less than a minute into a game against 16th place Crystal Palace. Sharteta truly is a terrorist
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kaiguys, when did we score a goal last?
seems like forever
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JESUSSSSS
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too ez
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based shit poacher, hes back
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jesus is BACK
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I apologise
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>dreams of a striker fades away
what is this clubs problem with strikers?? wtf
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>the stone thrower of crystal palace
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>Jesus immediately scores
Damn
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He has actually risen what the fuck bros
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kaibros...
what's our response?
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>>146259292
January is the wrong time for a striker
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i refuse to get exciting for jesus.
he's just going to dry up or get injured.
don't be fooled by this.
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>>146259292
>2 goals in 38 appearances
>4 in a few days just before window opens
lmao
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>Jesus purple patch starts now
We will be there when he drops off by mid January, and arteta keeps playing him before he inevitably goes out for 8 weeks with another knee injury
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TOLD YOU LADS
JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

>>146258588
>>146258611
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>>146259312
Creating space and distraction.
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>gives arteta the excuse not to sign a striker in january
>dries up in 2nd half
>rides bench
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do palace fans feel weird about their club being abbreviated as CP?
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>>146259337
fucking hell lad, don't spend it all at once
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>>146259334
In addition to this, we also won't buy a striker because of this purple patch and will come to regret it as usual
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>>146259327
>you can’t enjoy something because it won’t last
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>>146259329
seriously. fuck this prick
he's a glorified knobhead making tens of millions for doing nothing
>>146259318
seems like any month is the wrong time for strikers for us desu
>>146259344
this, we still crusing
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>raya
bro pls
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>raya
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nigger
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holy hell the indian almost had a field day there lmao
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>Indianon in 3... 2... 1...
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That's what we get for putting the keeper in what should be the away kit.
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>keeper makes mistake
>suddenly defence shaky
>suddenly their score
classic
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>>146259353
i only put bets on to prove i knew what was going to happen
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sack the bald fraud
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OH COME THE FUCK ON
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>
not ruining my weekend with this
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>saar
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FUCK THIS CLUB
FUCK THESE PLAYERS
FUCK THIS MANAGER
AND FUCK YOU
>>
NO
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>Saliba trying to make himself more affordable for madrid
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>Saar

Yeah bloody bastrd bitch gayafags you called?
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That is fucking dreadful defending, why did he keep backing off.
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>partey
fucking embarrassing. at least we'll replace him soon. inb4 he scores a hat trick next week.
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saliba cock watching as usual
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guys it's barely been 15 minutes
calm down
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>gabriel lecturing raya
it's over bros
we're losing both our centerbacks any day
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>Saliba brainfart moment
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JESUS AGAIN!!!!!
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HE CANT STOP DOING THE THING
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unsack the bald fraud
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JESUS!!!
MAN'S ON FIRE
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HE HAS RISEN
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lmao
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MEMBA I TOLD YOU
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not so fast non believers
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HALLELUJA
THE DESTROYER OF PALACE
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jesus remembered that he is a striker
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GIVE ME PALACE OR I RETIRE
GIVE ME PALACE OR I RETIRE
GIVE ME PALACE OR I RETIRE
GIVE ME PALACE OR I RETIRE
GIVE ME PALACE OR I RETIRE
GIVE ME PALACE OR I RETIRE
GIVE ME PALACE OR I RETIRE
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Lel
>>
this is clearly some kind of imposter
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Jesus and CP. Name a better combo.
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>>146259515
Oh (you)
>>
JESUS HAS RISEN
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>the destroyer of croydon
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i just don't understand why ode decides to pass to saka there
why are we so afraid of playing through the middle of the fucking pitch?
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>Time wasting in the 18th minute
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is the set piece coach carrying arteta this season?
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Saliba is having a stinker innit
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Holy shit Raya
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RAYA
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raya redeemed. what a block.
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fuckin ell
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are you kiwior in disguise
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>Salibad
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holy fuck
WHY ARE WE SO WEAKMIND
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ABRayajeet btfo
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>raya
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>saka ded
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the greatest overhyped defender having an amazing game thus far
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it's over
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>saka ded
ok it's over. this fucking match.
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>saka hammy
owari da
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FUCK GABRIEL JESUS
NOW OUR CHANCES OF SIGNING A STRIKER IN JANUARY ARE 0
AND HE WILL GO BACK TO PLAYING LIKE ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
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>saka injured
it's actually so fucking over
we're battling for top 6 this season fucking hell
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Another game another significant injury. When does it stop
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>no clean sheet

We'll take that. Let gaya have his "saves" aimed right at his bollocks
>>
A 2022 final flashback that was way too familiar
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>deadkayo saka
>>
FUCKING HELL
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>Saka ded
Oh boy who'd have seen this coming when he plays every single game?
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>play him literally every game for 5 years
>he dies
IT AAAAAALLLL RETUUUUUUURNS TO NOOOOOTHING
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOWN
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>ded Sakinho
No pls
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It's alright lads, January transfer window next week, I'm sure they've got players lined up already, and not some Chelsea reject at 11.59pm on January 31st
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looks like Bukakko doesn't fancy Selhurst Park under the lights
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that's literally completely it for the prem
no saka for this stretch of games, it's totally over
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>Gabriel gets hit in the head again
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Saka out is a gigantic blow. Hopefully nothing serious
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is it a coincidince that jesus rises near christmas while saliba (muslim) becomes massive doodoo?
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CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP
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>saka ded
>Gabriel concussed
It might even be over in the ucl as well
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Raise Gabriel Jesus wages
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>Nathaniel Clyne
now thats a name i havent heard in a long time
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>>146259877
liverpoo legen m8
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Havertz in midfield is utterly useless.
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>>146259790
UK flags will be pissed
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Everybody is useless according to you lot except the one guy passing the ball to their striker inside the penalty box
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>>146259965
just needs more time
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>>146259994
anyone with u7 average rating on sofascore can barely be called a professional
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>>146259994
One got the golden glove and the other will be relegated.
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I see we still can't take throw ins properly.
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Imagine how racist against paella people ramsdale got in the last couple years
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>Yellow card for time wasting in the 1st half
I hate this team
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oof
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HAVERTLINGZZZZZ
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jesus turning into haaland
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USELESS THEY SAID
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HAVGOD
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>Jesus header off post into Havertz for the goal
Fucking kino
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>>146260008
kaibro...
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Useless tap in.
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>>146259994
>VINDICATED
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kai guys, rise up.
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GIROUD
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THE DONKEY MAN
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that keeper absolutely turned off lmao
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>>146260126
useful* tap in
german giroud gave us a 2 goal lead
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Rice was holding us back.
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>new babby celebration
good lad kai
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Martinelli finally beat his man.
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i-is martinelli gonna start doing useful things on the pitch again?
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>>146260184
>>146260188
Maybe on the right he forgot all the instructions they give him on the left.
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>Nshitz
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4-1 half time and I sleep. come on lads.
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>>146260357
But it's only 7 PM on a saturday?
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Why do we spend dozens of millions on permacrocked LBs when this academy kid fits right into the team without any worries?
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>no strikers
>no attackers of any kind in January
>saka ded

Season over
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>>146260397
>stream ded
>grahame le saux commentating on replacement
good night knut. nice joke haha.
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this skelly lad looks so solid, wish they passed him the ball more
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>>146260446
Too scared to blood the youth but is now forced to anyway because of the injuries
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>>146260491
>not watching spanish streams
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Martinelli played on the wrong side all this time.
>>
skibidi lewis
>>
odegaard has is an integral player in our system but i absolutely despise how this kid never shoots the ball above the ground level.
ALL HIS SHOTS ARE ground shots.
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>>146260673
Him and saka used to alternate sides in the early days of sharteta but they stopped doing it
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>5 years of Artetaball
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WHY ARE ALL THE STREAMS LAGGING SO MUCH OH MY GOD
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>Salibad
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RAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ARROZ IN pls
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Wtf are all these chances being conceded
>>
Raya is going to get a heart attack before the year is over
>>
raya
>>
those shit attempts makes raya look like van der saar
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I rate Skelly

Reminds me of a young Gael Clichy
>>
Good game for spooky Skelly.
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hughes is a beard, but you can't see it unless you are right next to him. why is he beard?
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:]]]]
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PAUL MERTONELLI!!!!

ASSIST BY EGG FRIED RICE
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jesus should have 4 this game
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Saka was holding us back.
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MARTINELLI
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>Jesus
Kek, Martinelli had to make up for it
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ITS THE BRAZIL SHOW
WOOP WOOP
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>cauliflower and rice on for last 35 minutes
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GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI
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its time for my boi...nkek
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>>146261220
kek.
:/ no hattrick for haysoos.
but that pass to trossard was utterly insane, literally cut through the whole midfield and defense.
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Wait lads
What if playing like dogshit is the key to winning?
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NKETIALINGZ
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>GD
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lads do you think it's gonna end with 1-4?
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Calafiori on the pitch for like 3 seconds and Martinelli instantly scores lmao
The shitshow at the back is really bringing the mood down though.
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>>146261296
No, nketiah will score a perfect hatty
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Why are they singing the Vieira song?
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>>146261296
just put 100 on my boi nkek to score
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>>146261367
former manager Patrick innit
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>cant get a corner right
PGMOL OUT
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Damn so if liverpool lose to tottenham tomorrow then arsenal is tied for first
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>>146261471
No

Liverpool would still be ahead 3 points with a match in hand
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>>146261517
Oh damn looks like arsenal elephant bottled the league again
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red blooded cala
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We need to buy more leftbacks
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>trosshart
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>>146261471
dont bother looking at the table, this team aint winning it anyways
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We are fucked bros. we are definitely not signing an attacker this window, Sharteta is easily impressionable and has recency bias.
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>That scream
This ain't Italy
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>those Calafiori screams
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*passes sideways*
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Saka out for 3 months
Calafiori out again for 3 months minimum
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stop hurting the lad goddamn it
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Califiori out for another 2 months
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BOSS
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>>146261718
no1 is sellling his decent attacker in a winter window anyways.

also, this cala injury sucks.
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ARGHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHHH
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Fucking hell, we need to bin this glass wop cunt off asap.
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that's a red
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should ageplay be allowed in football?
i would not be comfortable taking my son to see this
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>that scream
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Bro just came back from injury and he's already back on the shelf
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>>146261316
And that's Calafiori done. Again.
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Does Olise really have nothing better to do than watch the garbage he escaped?
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>will be stuck buying more midfielders and fullbacks
>no chance of getting any attacker until August with how slow arteta and new dof will act
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>>146261877
You never go back to your old high school?
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He's alive.
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RICE RICE BABY LETS GOOOOO
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>>146261920
tactical Sharteta injury 5-1 up against Palace with 10 minutes to go
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RICE BANGER
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PRICE

CALA WITH THE BRAVE PASS
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>>146261877
>beat red bull 5-1
>no matches again until January 6th

Other leagues get a winter break and England gets 2 domestic cups and boxing day matches
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5-1 game over that CUNT should be off with a straight red though
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RICE RICE BABY
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ARROZ
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RICE RICE BABY
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Why did this not happen in the previous two games
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Basmatiiii
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arroz
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Vintage rice
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Rodri>>
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>>146261933
blud ur like 45 seconds ahead from my A tier free spanish pirated stream
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VAMOS
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Great finish. Calafiori is also pure soul.
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RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE
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>>146261952
Former Liverpool player btw
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Best CDM in the world
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ARROZ ARROZ ARROZ
ARROOOOOOOOOOOZ
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Cala assist too kek
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WE RISE
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Cozy game
Good GD extension
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>ipswich home
>brentford away
>brighton away
>spuds home
>villa home
15 points and title is ON. ANYTHING less and arteta OUT. saka dead for all of them probably so...
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>>146261991
I'm watching on live TV
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>>146262312
post yfw the team gets better without saka
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Arsenal are the first top-flight side in English football history to score 5+ goals in six different away games in a calendar year
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>Team can actually grind out a good result without Saka
May this be a wake up call for Lego hair man that he needs to not play him every time
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>Matt Turner chatting up the lads

kek what a highway robbery of a career
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>>146262372
Looks like your gimmick is to have shit takes.
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>>146262312
inb4 1-1 draw with ipswich and 2-0 loss to brentford
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Need an attacker obviously but life without Partey is going to be the bigger problem desu. Need somebody that can do what he and Jorginho do from deep.
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>>146262386
What are you babbling about Rusev?
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>>146262383
He's at Palace now? Also where's Balding?
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>>146262383
Deserves it for falling for the Asian wife meme
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>>146262466
Banished by Glasner a while ago. Don't think >we'll be able to shift deadweight to them for a while after that and Nkekiah
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Please go on an actual win streak this time.
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Arsenal are the first side not to lose a single Premier League London derby in a calendar year since Chelsea in 2005.

WWWWWWDWDW

It's the first time the Gunners have done it since 2004.
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Gabriel Jesus has extended his record of never losing when scoring in a Premier League game.

WWDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDWWWWWWWWDWWWWWWWDDWWWWWWW

61 games and counting.

>gabby j was the real secret sauce
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>Zaha and Olise were in the stadium
I've never seen this before...where active players of another team go to spectate their former club..
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>>146262556
>Banished by Glasner
Huh so he's still there. I remember him playing like one game against United and then never again lmao. He might have gotten some minutes I don't know.
But hey, only the Eddie deal was a scam. Balding went for next to nothing iirc.
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Scoring 5 to win a game and also scoring from open play and basically dominating (with a tit of luck) a mid table team in a league game?
WHY NOT DOING IT LAST WEEK AS WELL HUH?!
Arteta still out, tho.
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>30 mill for Nketiah to come on as a panic sub and run around like a headless chicken
How did Gasper do it?
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>>146262952
Giroud was at the Emirates a few months ago.
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>>146262869
>over 300 appearances
>playing for the best two teams in the league
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>>146263134
MLS doesn't count
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>>146263269
He was still a Milan player at the time, I think.
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>>146263348
yes, he was with flimflamini and wally walcott
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>Saka on crutches

It's over
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>the atropelators of crystal palace
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>>146264978
just noticed that we just hit the half-season mark with GW16

genuinely believe Arsenal would need an almost perfect record from now until May to have a chance.
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How did Chelsea sneak into 2nd place?
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>>146265085
Sharteta's only aim for the season was to be better than Man City
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>>146265392
Mission accomplished innit
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I keep thinking this is Jesus when I see the thumbnail
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Do you miss Ramsdale
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>>146268401
I think Raya is slightly better than Ramsdale
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>>146268401
Only ABAs miss him.
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>>146262973
Player (23) Pos Weekly Salary
Rob Holding D £45,000

Has made one appearance against Manure in the EFL Cup in 2023 with a contract expiring in June 2026. He's literally BOSS tier.
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Might mosey on down to that Spurs protest tomorrow to see how it's going. Naturally I hate them but wish them luck getting that cunt Levy out, the two teams are tied forever after all
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>>146270251
lol why do they want him out? He just built a nice stadium.
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Martinelli to Ian Wright
>How are you, legend
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>>146271257
It even has a cheese room, no other EPL team has a cheese room!
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>>146271257
Something to do with the clubs' weak connection to the fans. They just had one of the protesters on the radio who said they're expecting a very big crowd, hundreds of people apparently.
>>146271992
+ a go kart circuit
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>>146272079
but they have trumpet players up at the chicken nest
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>>146268401
I miss him the exact same way I miss Lokonga....I don't
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>>146271887
>mitchell
finally found his level
next stop: leeds
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>>146269976
Goddamn, I didn't know he was getting paid that much. I know that's nothing compared to some other bang average players but still.
Also kek, I knew that United game was the only game he ever played. That's hilarious.
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Reminder to that RETARD who claimed that eternal shitter Lacazette was better than Gabby Jesus that you don't deserve to post here anymore. Apologise to Jesus right now or fuck off for GOOD.
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>>146274128
I'm not apologising until Jesus gets to double figures for league goals this season.

Anyhow, watched the extended highlights. I didn't see what happened to Saka, but a nice performance, even if >our vaunted defense seems to have the ability to shit the bed at times. Palace had too many chances where I thought, "Fuck, this is going to end 3-3 or something".



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