Mbappe hattrick incoming
where is ukrainebro
another cafucas disasterclass
What a great fucking weekend. Took a morning walk and breathed the fresh winter air, then a hot bath, a good breakfast, watched Anora (great fucking movie) and now I'll watch my Real Madrid.
how will abuelotti fuck this up?
I unironically look like thisthank you for reading my blog post
>>146283988Why are you so obsessed about Lucas Vazquez? You open a thread the other day. You in love, bro?
>>146284034he's me
>>146284053*just like
>>146283426It’s like I’m both here and not here at the same time
>>146284141she's a big girl
>>146284147pour toi
>>146284167finally you put your french lessons to good use, mon ami
We won by the way Modrićbros
Come on pishabros, do it for him
Where is he?
IT'S STARTING
>no intro musicok this is garage
rip Asencio 2024-2024another victim of the Italian terrorist
only player in the world to have a world cup euro and nations league
not even madrid legends get this sort of ceremony when they leave or retire kek
who cares about this dude
>>146284230Thanks for everything. KING
rate my stream
>>146284237El Mono is injuredhttps://www.fcbarcelona.com/en/news/4186872/lamine-yamal-injury-news
>I remember Navas from PES 5
>>146284327you're OP bro, doing God's work
not offsidefucking ref
Papé offside count: 1
lmao mug is up.
We didn't know how good we had it
>>146284516good things come to an end
>>146284516Ramos is unemployed right now
>>146284607neet and dovirced lolMFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE MFRAPPE
MBAPPE IS SO BACK
BLOAT
what a goal
boom
Washed no more
MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE
WE'RE BACK
>>146284607I've heard that Boca Juniors might be interested in him at his youthful 38 years of age, it's only a matter of time before Riquelme himself gets on the pitch
>>146284625he's still with Pilar Rubio desuI think
What a banger. Keeper couldn't react fast enough.
>>146283286
>>146284659it was never over
>>146284677he would be the best defender in that shit league even with 40 yo desu
TOMA GOLAZO
>farsa in shambles>turtle unlocked
>>146284677he's still in good form but his last years in RM, PSG and Sevilla he was injured all the time
Let's break down Real Madrid's squad. They have the bestBrazilian playerEnglish playerFrench playerUruguayan playerGermany playerTurkish playerAustrian player
>>146284760>Austrian player???
>>146284786Alaba ?
>ancelotti just got his mentosuh oh sevillabros...
>>146284802Yes. I know he's injured and I'm not sure what he will be like when he finally comes back.
>>146284802>semi-retired player is the best austrian playeraustrianbros...
Dios
VALVERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146284869Arnautovic ? Sabitzer ?
BLOAT X2
>>146284760griezman plays for atletico not real madrid, lad
>BLOOTERBALLKINO KINO KINO KINO
BLOOTER
jeeeezus lol
lmao, blooter day
ah yes, the usual real madrid doesn't concede goals despite being trash but they score bullshit goals episode
GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO
>>146284908kwabity kwab
>>146284916don't be sad just because your best player left PSG, muhammad
>>146284760>Turkish playerLmao he doesnt get a single minute on this squad, id say Yildiz is doing a better season than him and has been the better of the 2 so far.Valverde is a complete ghost for the NT, id struggle to call Alaba the best Austrian player currently, but there arent many stand out Austrian players in the first place. Sabitzer maybe?
>>146284916i think this keeper might be trash actually. they're just shooting on sight
from winning the league in October to competing 3rd place with Athletic KWAB
>>146284944I'm going by my own eye test. I think Yildiz is good but I don't think he has the quality of Arda Güler.
>>146284898>griezcuck>ggood
>>146284962
>>146284996yes.
>putting a Real Madrid game during siesta hoursFuck you, Tebas
>>146285018He is the reason why atletico never won anything relevant.
>>146284996ah you are the mbappé fangay
>>146285027What are siesta hours?
>>146285047from 3pm to 9pm
>>146285047you spend part of your hours of the afternoon napping, for as long as you want
>>1462850474 to 6, more if you need them. You should wake up at 8 at the latest
>>146285035I'm the pic related guy
>>146283286>he doesnt sieste with the game on the radio zoomers i swear
>>146285047There is a whole mythology, one may even say an ART, of the siesta.For me it's the one that is called "la siesta del burro" (siesta of the donkey). You wake up early in the morning and take a siesta just right before lunch. Like from 12:30 to 13:30.
>>146285099La siesta del burro feels too disruptive for me, it' a dangerous thing to indulge inAlso>siesta of only an hourWhat's the point? You don't have enough time to rest
>>146285165>siesta of only an houridk its enough for me
Siesta makes me feel like shit I never n-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
HEXA
no point in watching more
Sevillasisters...
O SIR O SIR O SIR
IMMINENT COLLAPSE
most dangerous
>>146285047all hours
>2-0>take a piss>3-1
we got too cocky Madridbros
tchouaméni could have done better, well he's not a CB
He was holding them back
>>146285247I hope he is loaned
>>146284703thanks for including the build up to almost every goal and not just the last few passes
>>146285255Nah, Sevilla just suck big time
>>146285271for being a bad CB despite being a midfielder?
>>146285285For not being the player they need and i'm not just talking about this match
>>146285285he's even worse as a midfielder, this shitter should be sold to Crystal Palace
>>146285285he's been sucking as a midfielder too, camavinga totally stole his spot
good action this, sometimes you gotta shoot
>rudiger
>RudigerGood attempt though.
Why tf is Rudiger playing as a false 9 kek
>>146285358Camavinga was there before
based rudiger
valverde has the most autistic celebration ngl
>>146285354manure would buy him, we can scam them
>>146285278To be honest, I cut off overly long preludes
anime
TSUTSUMENI IS FUCKING TRASH
>>146285556Source?
Let's go, boys
>>146285584We should sell him
HAWK TCHOUA
>>146285688>wefuck off
>>146285701Us
>slowly starts rewhitening the team>team starts improving
>>146285683Me on the right
>>146285779ytoids suck at futbol
Wait where's Vini? He's not even on the bench. Did he get injured again?
>>146285788suspended for chimping out
cannot play from the back with tchouameme yet this terrorist won't play Asencio
>>146285801lmao was he on a card from before he was injured like 3 weeks ago? what a hothead.
>>146285812I'm 100% sure if you told him to play Asencio with Rudiger on the defense, Carlo would tell you that that guy plays for PSG now and that he wasn't a defender anyway, then chuckle and walk away all smug
>>146284703>>146284948did i miss the 3rd goal?
BraHIM
Mbappe has his confidence back wtf
Holy shit LV
peak benzemerdesque from mbappé
yep i'm thinking this is the treble year
Mbappe is all leg, no torso. no wonder he tucks in his shirt
all it took was for this mofo to tuck his shirt in uh?
>>146285905Is legmaxxing the key to become a footballer?
>Comepinga
>>146285853i missed 3rd one in a hassle
Brahim diaz is elite wtf
Increíble lo malo que es el Cerdilla
>>146285976He always was. His mistake was signing for Real Madrid. If he had sign for Barcelona, things would have been completely different for him
still not sold on mboppi until he makes a goal from a run and not just open space to shoot
>>146285853and this is 3rd one i believe
>>146286000yeah he would have 0 trophies instead
>Put on Lucas Vasquez>Win gameIt's literally that simple.
Jesus Navas, the only Spaniard to age well
Grande Navas
>>146286100his body is falling apart
could have gone for the lob here
>>146283286Alien looking mfer
unironically a bad decision from Mbappe
Endrickibros... will we play a single minute?
>>146286134>Alien>not PredatorTsk
>>146286151that's an alien
>>146286148>EndrickiLiterally who?
>McFrappe
>>146286134Camavinga does not have your typical handsomeness but has interesting features to be a model
4-1 in the 70th minute>Modric STILL gets more playing time than Endrick
UFF A CUATRO PATAS Y CONTRA LA PARED
MOOOOOODRICMOOOOOODRIC
>>146286148>pendrickits overback to brazil in summer
imagine molesting guler at a sleepover
Mbappe is retarded
Real Madrid once again having the luck of the devil. This game could've been 7-1 by now.
ok sub mbappé out I have seen enoughgive time to endrick
BASED KEK
Just getting here lads. Has el mono chimped yet?
>>146286029Yep. not sold yet. one day we will see his 2022 form again
RIP Guler
>>146286214you faggots have shit taste for men. chuddies think women like blond hair blue eyed nordics/german but when it comes to europeans they prefer meds. and i've never heard anyone think guler is close to good looking outside of here
>>146286294not good looking but he's the type to get fiddled by others you just know that.
>>146286294>he hasn't seen the Guler fujos onlineYou're better off not seeing that, actually. Stay innocent
Bring Bobby in, the fuck is the point of Asencio now
too bad the ucranian is on tot vs liv he didnt post the cutie from 10min ago
Mbappe is getting there. He'll be at his peak level soon.
>>146286373pretty obvious he regained his confidence
Will Felipe endrick ever leave the bench? Not even in a farming game?
>>146286387Ancelotti's dementia has made him forget Endrick completely.
courtois is the greatest madrid gk, casillas trannies can fuck off
>>146286400Keylor Navas was better in his prime at Real
>>146286400>Casillas would've saved that.
LA VENTAJA MAS PELIGROSA, EDICION GADITANA
>>146286428kurtua is just bored
>>146286400you jinxed him
>>146286400maybe 2 years ago but he's been noticeably worse lately
>>146286453he can only save so many shots
Real Madrid getting sleepy
Mbappe and Rodri are the best players post pessi/penaldo. Don't @ me
what do mororoccan girls look like? i got a twitter kitten but never seen her face
>>146286507>Amerilard postingAmirite fellow white europeans?
Any movie for the night? Once the game ends, the voices will come back again... I need something that keeps the intrusive thoughts away.
One more goal would be nice to win my bet, otherwise it's a push.
>>146286523i had a portuguese one she was a 5/10 in looks but she had big tits and ass and always down to roleplay so that made up for it
>>146286550
>>146286550Los asesinos de la luna, de Scorsese y Di Caprio
>>146285956>>146286057thanks and >>146285278
>>146286000>>146286060Brahim got bullied to death by Zidane with the Morocco vs Algeria feud, but he was strong mind in Milan and went back, he's based and should play on the right with Bellingham as 5
>>146286784Madrid needs a pedri type player, you cannot afford to put brahim when they don't need him
OK guys, which match are we seeing now?Las Palmas - EspanyolLeganes - VillarrealAlmería - CadizRacing - EldenseDepor - MirandesLevante - HuescaBetis - Rayo
>>146286820My life isn't that bad to watch that shit
>>146286820I'm from Leganés so I'll be watching that.
>>146284919Sauce
mbappe started playing well a couple of games ago, but /sp/ was too blinded by his memes and shitposting to see it. SAD
>>146287023>sombreros FC>12th of ligai'll wait CL if i were you
>>146287023Call me back when he scores a hattrick
>>146286029He's lost it, but he's a good role player. Just not game winner anymore, leave that to vini, Bellingham, Rodrygo and Valverde
>>146284193based
>>146284760Kek completely delusional
>>146287023I still see confidence issues, he's improved as a 9 that's for sure but that's not saying much
