day 7 - January 2ndRelegation Match:Germany (0) vs. Kazakhstan (1) - 1st PeriodQuarterfinals: Sweden vs. Latvia @ 12 PM EST USA vs. Switzerland @ 2:30 PM EST Finland vs. Slovakia @ 5 PM EST Canada vs. Czechia @ 7:30 PM ESTprevious: >>146433643tournament Information: >https://www.iihf.com/en/events/2025/wm20
no way that's a kick
>>146458008>literally watch the game fpr less than a minute>already see 2 goals
>>146458019there's a lot of action already
>>146458021Germany will win somehow. A couple more lucky bounces for them and it's over.
>>146458008thanks for the bake, yankee doodle
>>146458029No problem!
>>146458027I think Germany will win as well
>boxing week continuesBack in my day there was only boxing day
>>146458043Kazakhstan will lose because they're an embodiment of r/hapa.
Gonna be funny if Germs lose.
>>146458053I didn't know boxing week was a thing. the sale have ended and we're back to work
>>146458069Its just what the TSN commercial said
If Germany loses to Boratistan Stutzle and Draisaitl should be deported due to how fucking pathetic their country is.
CONSOOM
>>146458008What sport is this?
>>146458105Ice Hockey
>>146458111redundant, you can just say ice or hockey
UM EXCUSE ME?
GERMAN BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
the game of ice
ai ai ai indeed
>>146458105bandy
Es ist vorbei
>German stream rn
>Goalie kicks the puck in
is there only one (1) relegation this year?
>>146458197yup
>>146458197Yes>>146458169He didn't mean to
>>146458201>>146458206that's fun
it's 4 hours from finland to finland
>>146458223neat
>match is on Viaplay
If we win I will post my gaping anus itt.
>>146458008good morning americhads. how are we feeling?
>>146458296you said that last time and didn't deliver
Kom igen nu gubbar, nu kör vi!
>>146458296i REFUSE to believe your lies
>>146458322but we won
>>146458327is he on the spectrum?i don't know much about your king but he seems fun
Wtf is this arena? For ants?
>>146458360yes it's the women's & ohl placegermany/kazakh is at the main one
>>146458339Well something is obviously going on there.He is fun.
OH NO NO NO
oh fuck germany are really gonna lose this
Counting down to American dominance today
>>146458366i'm surprised they had group b at the civic centre instead of the new building across the river in hull
>1-3No way germany is going down
refpuck
NOT SO FAST KAZAKHSTAN
>>146458414?
WIR SIND ZURÜCK
It was 3-1
TOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
we're all tied up in kanata
every onhockey feed lags like hell, nhl66 was never like this...
GERMANY IS SO BACK
hope this bad boy goes to triple OT
its over
I assume tranny janny is the one shit posting
>>146458438http://onhockey.tv/fr_stream400.php?channel=https://embedme.top/embed/alpha/nhl-network/1this one is decent
>>146458460>not the tsn feedyikes
how do you say it's over in baltic?
Cheating dirty swedes
sweden, of course, cant win Latvia without refpucks
>>146458465however you say it in russian
>>146458464meh, could be better but also worse
it's really over
Livland is rightfully Swedish clay
>>146458470Collision between two players both looking the other way the latvian was just too lightweight
fuck you retards
nice fuckin shot bud
kwab
>latvia getting btfobaka i actually had faith in em
Final score: Sweden 12 - Latvia 0
>easyland
Latvians right now
>>146458509lol why?
>livland>dead>lettland>are easy to beat
>12 minutes in>hasn't even recorded a shot on net
>>146458509I always knew they were frauds
>>146458526idk man i just wanted a good game
So Group A was a the fraud group
>>146458556
>>146458567so you like romanians from transylvania?
>>146458577sure why not
>>146458583they're vampires, bro
>>146458585>they're vampiresHOT!
>>146458577God, yes. Imagine Dracula's brides kidnapping you and having fun with you before draining you of your blood.
Did we score yet or still 0-0?
>>146458598Who’s we?
>>146458595I feel like Dracula is just a story about some jew, so no.
wow Germany really stinks huh
>>1464585982-012-0 on shotseasyland is dead
>>146458604Vi
>>146458577Yes sir
>>146458598yes, it's 3-3
this $6 buddy bundle is legiti wish i was canadian
save by feldsberg
>>146458607>tfw anon is gay
THEY DID ITA SHOT ON GOAL
>>146458650and a dangerous chance as well
Second half will be way closer, Latvia are working themselves into the game
Lathuania is cooked
another great save by feldsberger
Friendly reminder that this is a recorded event.
>>146458690>using a bright themeMY EYES
>>146458223why isn't there a bicycle race or at least a rally between these points?and what happens in embarrass?
>>146458702nothing>Embarrass is an unincorporated community in Embarrass Township, Saint Louis County, Minnesota, United States. The community is located on the Mesabi Iron Range. With an average annual temperature of 36.4 °F, Embarrass is notable as the coldest place in Minnesota.
>>146458008I'm not watching the latvia game. Only retarded nationalists are.Kaz ger is where it's at.
>>146458701I use Cobalt2 and Solarized Light theme for my shit. I like burning my eyes
>Easyland
So when did Latvia become good enough to reach the playoffs instead of regulations?
>>146458713well that's a shame
>>146458728You now remember Russia
>>146458701>bright theme during the day>dark theme during the nightwhat's the issue?
>>146458735such is life in rural towns
>>146458759we're in the always dark time of year here
>>146458747Of course... Nevermind then.Is the Kazakh team full of Russians then?
Would Belarus have made playoffs if they were not verboten?
>>146458759do you use a greasemonkey script that automatically changes it what
>>146458775
>>146458779>>146458775>>146458773>>146458747The way you act is proof that your team sucks.
>Laura DiaCUNTwhat did TSN mean with this?
>>146458816Looks pure russian.
>>146458834Not as much as your team obviously.
>>146458773same but there's always like 2-3 hours every day when it gets too bright outside and not even turning up brightness works so light theme it is.>>146458804no i change it myself as i need to. i use tampermonkey for 4chanx so there's maybe an option to automate it but i'm too lazy to do it
Last year I remember there were swede KEKs asking 'what's with the sweden hate'?
how autistic are you that you need anything more than the normal site settings
>>146458848>2-3 hoursWhat i get in all of december more or less.
what are the semi final matchups?do we play finland?
>>146458884Gällivareanon
>>146458882I have asspegger syndrome
First peepee, here.we.go!
You cant even hug the opposing players without getting sent to the boxNice sport
>>146458911Well well well
>3-0WE ARE SO BACK
i'm so envious of sweden's pp desumy team has 0 strategy
>>146458893Nja, tropiska breddgrader det.
toooooooooooorrrrrr
Someone should tell our team that secret to scoring is making shots at the goal
TORRRRRRRRRRRR FÜR DEUTSCHLAND
>>146458927she needs the comfort of a strong swedish pp
Latvia needs to score at least 3 goals now to have a chance at winning
I never stopped believing in Germany
>>146458936You need to get the puck out of your own zone first.
>>146458816>Assanalikek
>>146458936I'll text that to your coach
Giving free pps to a team with the hardest throbbing pp is not an optimal strategy
ANOTHER
latvia needs some pucks deep into the net
5 vs 3!
The fuck are you doing Latvia? Come on.
Come on now
5:0 incoming
>too much man on the pklmao
>Baltic mathematics
>>146458848>>146458804I created a userscript for Tampermonkey. Works on my machine.https://pastebin.com/BzW0Kn2U
>>146459001their bestturns out they only look decent against absolute shitters
Pelikka is too eager to shoot. Gotta pass more.
>>146459016a good problem to have, the opposite is brutal
Lindstein is constantly missing the puck
Lmao you telling me this is the same team that beat Canada?
DEN GLIDER IN
Lindstein wtf. Is he jewish?
>>146459001We can only win bottom barrel teams
>4-0WE FUCKING LOST
that was the most telegraphed play i've seen all day lol
>>146459011incredibly based, thank you.
>>146459011neat, is this your job or just a hobby
ded
HOWEVER
>>146459027True
>>146459014>>146459040Canadian team sucks this year? Not been able to watch any games before the playoffs. Team full of divas?
>>146459056DUMBLEDORE NOOOOOOOOOOO
Will Sweden get another 40 seconds of PP now?
>>146459048you're welcome>>146459050Used GPT to generate the code and I tweaked it.
>goal deletedWE ARE SO BACK
>>146459061not that, poor roster and awful coachingkids trying to be the hero rather than play as a team, but not like big attitude divas no
>>146459061they're unable to generate any offensive pressure
EL VAR SINSO
>>146459061People shit on them alot this year but I’m not letting my guard town against fucking leafs
>Sorry but no goal
>1111Check em
>>146458848>i change it myself as i need tosame desu
KOLLAPS is less likely with 3-0 than with 4-0
Play already
HOWEVER HOWEVER
>>146458889matchups for semis are re-seeded. fin-usa happens if canada and sweden win their own games
>>146459081>>146459082I see. How is the US team this year?>>146459085Yeah same, when they are at their best they are hard to beat. Hoping for Finland in the final though.
>>146459048>>146459050use updated, cleaned scripthttps://pastebin.com/1kqkGjSh
>>146459125
>>146459122they're pretty good although they lost to finland in overtime
>>146459125Nerd
WE SO BACK
KOLLAPS KOLLAPS KOLLAPS KOLLAPS
I feel like this Sweden game was what people expected the Canada game to be against them
KALLOPSALLOPS
uh oh
>>146459141Never underestimate the Finns. US-Fin usually great games.
KATASTROF KOLLAPS EXTRA EXTRA
IT’S ON
>>146459122we're pretty stacked, lost to finland on the b2b cuz tired i'd assume, was a good loss decent game. idk what people would say our weakness is desu.SKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVIA
FIASKO
K A L L O P S
FIASKO HAS COMMENCED
>>146459160Your powerplay might be your weakness?
FIASKOOOOFIASKOOOOHEJAHEJAHEJA FIASKO
KATASTROF MAXIMUM FIASKO EXTRA KALLOPS
They can't come back, right? R-right?
>shitzakhstan
>>146459156can someone post some KOLLAPS (!) memes
>>146459125bless you, anon
PP!
>>146459173They scored three powerplay goals against Canada.
>couldnt break the stickkwabistan
>>146459173scored 3ppg vs canada so no i don't think so.my wild do have a shit pp though
Swedes are gassed, Latvia will equalise
Wtf Svärje, get your shit together. For Knugen.
Goodbye Kazakhstan, you were the greatest Asian nation to compete in WJC
Kazakhstan is out
>>146459208>>146459212In how many PPs? 3 out of 3?
Yep, refpuck
>>146459220:/
>>146459221Seven I think
>>146459222>czech poster>gets digits>>146459220>slovak poster>no digits
>>146459220:(
>>146459238Rigged numbers, I demand a re-roll
>>146459230Not too shabby then. When will Mexico join the juniors? Do you even have a team?
>nation relegated >all we got was a colorful gypsy paddle and Casio watch
I feel like this is actually more fun to watch than skodaYou can see how the kids have a lot of the theory down, but the random blunders make it that much more interesting to watch
>>146459238Va fan håller hon på med?
>>146458985Thanx for doing that. I think they got the message.
>>146459264at least they can breed with their women
priyas mom got ass but you know that pussy a mess
Easyland :)
F I A S K O
SWEDEN ARE CRUMBLING
uh oh sweden
IT’S HAPPENING, TOTAL KOLLAPS, classing sneeden!
FIASKOEXTRA
KWAB
oh brudder :-D
>it was 4-0
KVÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
MEN FÖR I HELVETE!!! MASSA JÄVLA DANSKAR I LAGET ELLER?!
>it was 22-2 in shots
>>146459272Of course the Juniors is more fun to watch. It's also the only best-on-best (or close to it) tournament we have in hockey
THELIN YOU ABSOLUTLEY SUCK
jag heter homo peternegerkung
over status? total
FIASKO KALLOPSIT WAS 3-0
https://youtu.be/SM61v16yndgHEEEJ MATEIKO MATEIKO
If Easyland wins this I hope every Sweden poster necks themselves. If Easyland loses - good, we got to quarterfinals. Its time to celebrate! :)
Now it's getting fun.
post yfw sneeden is eliminated in a shootout
>>146459316>KALLOPSGood stuff.
>>146459272agreed
>>146459345We are more of a ski nation anyway.
Cute that the juniors even play on kiddie size rinks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>146459366Not alpine skiing which is the only relevant one.
>>146459367Kek
>>146459382there he is watching the game later?
>>146459279no problem
>Easyden
>>146459348My feel
>>146458008go Suisse!
>>146459382You wish. Biathlon reigns supreme.
>>146459348
You're the head coach, what do you say to your boys before the final period?
>>146458008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCznLvpyLjIThread theme.
>>146459443>pucks deep etc
>>146459443Get pucks deep, uuuuuh LETS PLAY HOCKEY!
>>146459443https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s3bJYHQXYg
>>146459401Possible. Depends how the Ambrì-Lagnau game goes.
>>146459443At the end of the day, we still gotta go out there and play ball. We gotta go out there, play fast, physical, and try to execute our game plan.
>>146459443It's time for some old tyme hockey.
>>146459443With Finns you win!
>>146459443DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
>>146459489>
>>146459483>coach whats this ball you're talking about?
Goalies are OP in hockey. Latvia has a great one and Sweden has the worst one in the tournament.This game isn't over.
>>146459489
>>146459512rude
>>146459511If only our team would shoot the puck at him abit more often...
>>146459483you mean puck?
>>146459512it really do be like that
>>146459496>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=QKH_UovaZyizcEJw_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>146459536No you gotta play with the (meat)balls, its a swedish thing
Almost time to watch our American boys kick some ass
swedes are feeling nervous kek
>>146459512>>146459543DID YOU KNOW THAT SAUNA COMES FROM FINLAND??
We loose-we loose, we win, GREAT!
if sweden loses this game i will post an image
>>146459564Someone forgot to latch the door!
>>146459512I love finns <3
>>146459602do eet
>>146459570MIGA
>>146459619as do I, anon
>>146459602don't you dare
Time to step the fuck up sandy pelican
>>146459583>tfw gym sauna only reaches 65 celsius
>small ringIrrilevant tournament btw
>>146459619>>146459644every met one in real life? they're pretty offputting.
>>146459665>every met one in real life?i literally met miro but yes they are a little off
>>146459665I saw one in a suomi jersey when I saw my team play but I didn't get to speak to him
fuck it i'm doing it. 100 for going into OT DO NOT fucking disappoint me
>>146459661> 65 degrees That's not a real sauna. In Finland we use 200 degrees minimum.
hearing an american accent irl makes me think that I'm an extra in a hollywood movie
>>146459583
I hate the Feldbergs
Goalie has to do all the work again...
Man what do they feed these Latvian goalies
Latvian goalie is keeping them alive
We need to make the dark blue away jersey the go to home jersey asap.
Take some slapshots you overthinking fucks
>>146459700I wish my gym had one that powerful
Ho lee shit he missed that wrap around
Sweden right now
>>146459705That's a Canadian accent, stupid
>>146459665A Finnish girl bitch slapped me once when I asked her puking friend if she wanted to make out
>>146459715he was the mvp during your goal against canada
>>146459745Did she?
I was banned on /v/. Grim
S H O O K
>>146459761Talked about video games huh?
>swedish wraparounds
upsets are cringethe semis should be swe, usa, fin and can/cze
>>146459761KWAB
>we always score top shelf travel dealsKänädä ads are something else
>>146459772
>>146459772>>
>playing video games as an adult maleishygddt
Sweden can't beat Easyland 12:0 because Russia was banned from tournament
>40 shots to>12 shots
>>146459778what's more kwab is that he is there in there in the first place, stopped caring about video games in high school
>>146459788Manchildren will never adult
>>146459772>can
>>146459802I haven't played a video game (Pokemon SM) since I was 19
>>146459801All Sneedens shots are from the sides and no goals are scored from there. It's about the quality of the scoring chances.t. shannon watcher
>>146459808brutal, he lost the leg
>canadian TV>most ads are about drugs
>>146459802You’re adulting!!
>that he is there in there in the first placesorry for the strokepost, I'm druncc
>>146459829we forgive you pekka but your game isn't until later
>>146459802Based Quentin, how's that Great Gabsy reading going?
clock is ticking latvia
>>146458008Why are the swedes playing offensively. I don't understand. They should try to hodl.
It would be 10:2 if we didn't have Feldbergs
thought that got by fellsberg
>>146459829giwtwm
Can’t be arsed to google, who drafted Feldbergs?
>>146459837well not drunk, more like tipsy
>>146459863no one yet
>>146459863nobody yet
Another unbelievable save. When will his teammates actually help him
>>146459863undrafted he was the 25th pick in the chl import draft though.i'm going to see him play next month :)
>>146459877>>146459878It's.
>>146459853It would be 48:12 if goalies weren't a thing
how does he keep getting away with it
>>146459887kek
>>146459829i assume we're all havin a few drinks tn, pekka
>>146459863Sherbrooke Phoenix
>>146459863Doesn't matter. You can't compete with leaf meat waves in thr nhl.
i dont like these colors
>>146459909he'll get an invite somewhere for sureplus, he plays in the q now. plenty of scouts will give him a look.
If latvia wins I will ask my crush out for a date
>>146459921He will end up being an AHL shabbos goy probably
>>146459927do it regardless!
>>146459840umm we have no offense so only guy bright future having is a goalie.
>>146459927This, but if sweden wins. Don't be a pussy.
>>146459927Just be yourself
>>146459935>>146459948>>146459949Im a pussy
>>146459927Do it regardless.
swedes diving hahahahahah
>>146459957We know. Slovaks are known to hide behind a mountain when they get afraid.
This is just goalie stats farming at this point.
>>146459957who cares? one life, so make it count
>>146459957why? what's the worst that can happen? that she says no?
>>146459927Do it anon. It's a 50/50 chance. You will regret it otherwise and it might be too late.
Latvia needs to score soon
I hear Timmy’s coffee is shit now and McDonald’s in Canada has the superior coffee
stop blog posting this is hockey thread
>>146459990>Timmy’s coffee is shit nowit was never good
>>146459988
SCORE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I HAVE 100 EUROBUCKS BET ON OT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146460002I have severe diarrhea due to eating rotten fish.
fugggg can't find a stream for rest of the latvia game
>>146460010don't gamble your money away
>>146459990>Timmy’sThat's a racial slur>>146460002Hockey is just too boring
>>146460010Why would you do that
>>146460010You ruined it
looks like sherbrooke has a literal who goalie coach kwabgm is philippe sauve, thogh. he was a decent goalie. jocelyn thibault is a part of ownership too.
>>146460021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrd6v5ozGgAHere you go
>>146460010Get shafted gambler.
USA vs Switzerland is live
>>146460019Why on earth would you eat rotten fish?
>>146460019It wasn't rotten enough. Consult the scandinavians on this issue.
>>146460010Seek help, degenerate
>>146460037thanks
>>146460044I won't watch
>>146460047I wanted to est the fish but I wasn't sure if It was still edible. Took a gamble and lost.
YES SWEDEN YES
Need big latvian cock to put pucks on net and scaaarrr
GG WP
the bad guys always win, hockey is gay
gg
AND SWEDEN WINS
ggs latvia, well played with that catchup
GG was a fun game. Maybe if more than the goalie would have played it would have been better for us.
AAAAAAAAAAH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I COULD HAVE WON 800 EUROBUCKS FUCKYKF OUFHDSUHIFE NJSGNJ
oh well, happy got that far and lost only 1 goal.
Boo
OH HOW SWEDE IT IS
gg that was lots of funbest latvian junior team everhow many guys are returning in 2026?
WE ARE SO BACK
>>146458008Clearly goalie's fault. Goalies don't get enough hate.
Latvia played well this entire tournament
>>146460086lol
>>146460000
>>146460086Cope, Seethe and Mald. Time to get it back in twink costume.
Good game Latvia. Glad to have you in the tournament next year.
>>146460086HAHAHAHAHA
>>146460093Potentially most of them. Commentator said so.
haha hope Latvia enjoyed their meaningless win over us while we beat Czechoslovakia today and later win gold
>>146460086okay buddy now get into that maid outfit
>>146460099he was the reason you beat canada
>>146460107Firm handshakes.
what part of US and A are you from
>>146460115Your roster sucks, Rajeesh
>>146460118According to whom? Clueless commentators?
>>146460115It's czechia now
>>146460125
>>146460115We did enjoy it. Are you Swedish?
>>146460128and we’re still going to win gold. no team has scored on us 5on5 y’all are all powerplay merchants.
>>146460147But India isnt playing?
>>146460125Nuuk
>>146460086double down on Switzerland
>while we beat Czechoslovakia today and later win gold
>>146460115Let it go, we exposed your youth hockey.
>>146460147No need to score 5v5 since everyone knows your Neanderthal players are low IQ chimps who chimp out like Quinten Byfield, so PP goals are guaranteed
Stand up if you are able
>>146460086Is that you, BossmanJack?https://youtu.be/HpcgRIRLwBI
It's snowing again
LIVING IN AMERICA
>>146460175I kneel
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>146460175Stand up if you defecate in toilet.
USA USA
>>146460125taxachusetts
You should be benched if you waste a passing lane to shoot wide instead
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146460183Same here finally
>>146460125saint louie
>>146460183all of the snow melted after christmas :(
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
KEK
what a fake. its so over
BURGERBROS STAND UP
raise the banner usa is beating a team that shouldn’t be in contention
>>146460128lol
>2-0
>>146460219If i could i would give you some of the snow from here.
>>146460243we're twopeating
Who's gonna pull an upset today? Surely it won't be all 4 predictable outcomes, right?
>>146460246>shut it down
>>146460208There should be at least 1m of snow now so it's a good thing, but I don't want to shovel again.
>>146460264Canada is probably going to lose
>>146460243If, IF you reach the finals you stand 0 (zero) chance against the US, canadian hockey is dead, ’93
>>146460257as a west texan i will gladly accept itrest of the state you're on your own
>>146460257thanks. we could use some
>>146460273we’re elite internationally however. no one can compare to our greatness in hockey.
2 minutes for racism
bitch move swiss faggot
antisemite refs
>>146460264canada will lose
>>146460113based
>>146460295Racism is retarded, subtard
ITS OVER
Yeah it’s over, gonna jerk it instead
thread is flying by
That goalie sucks.
>>146458008Weak goalie
what a goal bud
its never been more over
>>146460342JLMI
GETTING IT READY, KING!?
>>146460275Did you know you can store snow?
>>14646011314 of the 25 are eligible next year none of the goalies tho but also yall have 4 2008 born guys on the team which is crazy cause they could play 3 more years
GET YANKT
>>146460395>>146460395>>146460395NEW
>>146460378>4 2008 born guysWhy are you looking at 2008 born guys?
>>146460125the STATE of hockey
