Padres!
Based
'stros
Chadres on the front page! No remorse, let's sweep them!
We need nu tho
Give dem daddies dere due
Check
prayin' for Wheeler
>>150386456Nick Poovetta is going to give up a 1st inning grand slam. BAU BAU!
>>150395252>another 0 for tani day
>>150395252Dodger fans don’t even like you
>>150395252shut up fuwawa
nu in a few?
>>150385646Orale chadres!
>>150395215that's the same shit that took down Matt Harvey. It's the end of being an elite pitcher.
early nu's make me angry
Alvarado blowing the game fat fuck ped faggot
>>150395936he's back baby
>>150395926It’s recycled
>>150395926it's the only way that doyer fags can get the attention they seek. that and complaining about politics on a /sp/ board
>>150395950you're garbage
>>150395951I'm confused, Marge.
r e c y c l e recycle!!!
Dodgers in 15 mins
>>150394394Carolina Reapers, if the team is in Raleigh then Carolina Oaks. I think they will call the team Carolina to try to draw away barves fans and appeal to South CarolinaPortland Loggers or something like thatLas Vegas 51s if the Athletics stadium gets abandoned and they get bought by the Utah people, and Vegas gets the expansion team insteadSalt Lake Spikesbut Nashville is going to be the Nashville Stars so that is a mot point, I think they just haven't picked a color scheme yet according to this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OTxvKve8Xgwpicrel color scheme or somthing along those lines seems like a no-brainer though
>>150395951Muncyfag really mindfucked us all
>>150396017doubtful
>>150396017unironically. now everyone makes a thread 30 posts early just to beat him.
the chicken making his debut for houston
>what could have been.
>>150396040he doesn’t even post anymore and we’re still doing it
>>150396099they were who we thought they would be: shit.
>>150396101still tony
>>150396124and yet, you made this thread
>>150396174>not a single player on this list is on a first place teamYIKES
>>150396196blessed parity graces us this fine year
>>150396196Vladdy, Yelich, Machado, Tatis, Bichette
>aug 15, poodres lead the west by 1>get swept by doyers>aug 22, doyers lead the west by 1>get swept by poodres
Only oldcums will remember
ITFCB
>>150396234it really do be like that
I think the DOYERS should avoid getting swept!
>>150396228so less than 25% and nobody in the top 10
>>150396248why does her hat keep changing?
>>150396261that would be like winning a WS for them kek
>>150396234
>>150396243yer the man now, dawg
No clutch today
Da Cubs
You yellow fevercums should be at the Padres game I have never seen more Japanese tourists in my life. Legitimately just saw a woman in a kimono lmao
>>150396099It did happen though… AND IT WAS GLOR-mid.
ITFDB
>>150396323would be nice to see their disappointment when Ohtani goes 0-4 and the doyers get swept kek
>>150396354nobody cares
sneks
>>150396354I care
Whatever happened to Thor? Why is he a free agent?
>>150396272I missed Trae Turner. So >25% and someone in the top 10
>>150396354everyone cares
>>150396326it happened over one week.that's it. that's the only time the whole rotation was healthy.
ggs OsA shit call makes for a bad way to end a fun series. Got our lick back against Young/Kremer. Onto hosting the Rockies in Houston on Tuesday.
>>150385646
walktani
walktanialready a better start than last night
>>1503963876/25 is 24%, whoops
>>150396385>…His 2017 and 2018 seasons were limited by injuries and illness, but he managed to start in 32 games for the Mets in 2019. During spring training in 2020, Syndergaard was diagnosed with an ulnar collateral ligament injury and had to undergo Tommy John surgery. He returned for only two innings at the end of the Mets' 2021 season.>In 2022, Syndergaard rejected a qualifying offer from the Mets to sign a one-year, $21 million contract with the Angels. He was traded to the Phillies at the 2022 trade deadline and split time between the starting rotation and bullpen during the team's postseason run that culminated in an appearance in the 2022 World Series. Following the season, he signed a one-year, $13 million contract with the Dodgers for the 2023 season.
Typical of women.
>>150396299Kyute bird when it isn't eating other eggs
>inb4 WFAN tier takes about how Soto is an overpaid bum and needs to be traded.
>>150396417>>150396416>>150396414>>150396411cringe
mookie slap
zesty slap2 on no outs camon
so now I gotta watch the barfs to see if they beat the >mest
teh fightin phillies
Do not reply to astromiguel
>>150396411I bet his 3rd favorite player after Roger and Nolan is Curt Schilling, and he’s pissed that bum’s not in the hall either. What a chump.
>freddie chants at petco:)
>>150396407I have no idea whats up with kreme of wheat this year rogers took all his talent didn't know this thread was new had said last thread akin suprisingly didn't choke usually does
>he's seething about the assturds again, unpromptedYIKES :^)
mestie poos getting piss on their face all the way from philadelphia
>>150396426Why is he a free agent now? Why does no team want him?
>>150396487cringe
>>150396099who you trying to fool putting john mulaney 2nd from the right
lolmets
>Shitvettakek poodres
IT'S TIME
>>150396506right? KEKINI
The season is beyond over but my Angels should still consider winning this game.
>bases loaded no outspadrebros?
Damn it we lost
based marchan flexing his english
bases loaded full of dodgers
>>150396502Read again. He’s has health problems and is injured constantly.
>>150396499Fuck my boricua ass
poodres lol
>doyerfags think this is winningBAU BAU
poodres kek
today I will remind them>>150395252
>>150396538 I mean degrom, verlander, kershaw are too but they see starts.
30 HOMER SEASON FOR TAYLOR WARDLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150396518so fucking closeTEEEEEO
KEK doyerpacos thought that was a grand slam LMAO
>>150396585kek nope
>>150396374pls lose thx
teo robbed
GG Fish
Too close
Who in the chat wanna swap some spit with me?
the jays STINK
DUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPP
>>150396485Yeah it’s not surprising. Cam Smith has hit a rookie wall and isn’t playing well and Chas is Chas. So it was kind of a battle of mid there in the final inning. Either way, good series
>doyerpacos thought it was goneKEK
padres TV took the expression color commentator to a new level
hang the banner lol
doyerpacos seething kek
>>150396623false.
48 and not even September
>>150396596Future Dodger Taylor Ward
>bases loaded>no outs>1 runOH NO NO NO NO
>>150396655Why would we be seething? We're up 1-0 and we're the defending world champions.
>>150396589It’s like what my grandpa always used to say: “an injured degrom is worth more than a healthy syndegaard”
>>150396623This is what being .500 on the road looks like
>>150396632Yeah, though like I said before the other series was better we were winning lol. At least it's another notch in not being swept
This man is 2nd in the AL in RBIs, and just hit his 30th home run of the season for a dead in the water team.Other teams were very interested at the deadline and my stupid ass angels didn't trade him.
DUUUUUMPEEERRRRRRRREPICSAUCE
>>150396673because Poovetta handed you the game in the first inning and only got a sacfly to show for it lmao
>
poodrepaco cope lol
>>150396689They did the same with Trout for a decade. Why does this surprise you
>>150385646Cholos are major league faggots
poodrepacos thought he struck out KEK
doyerpaco cope lol
>>150396732but he did KEK
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
doyer sweep is still on the menu
>>150396732kek you looking a little silly now
time for some spaghetti and yameatballs
pacos killed the sport that Inknow and love :(
>>150396655>>150396720>>150396732>>150396733
>>150396772what's ink now?
only giving up a single run is like winning the world series to poodrepacos KEK
>>150396726I believe thats called pulling a mariner *sorry* they had Ichiro, Jr and KG SR AND Randy Johnson yet no rings
>>150396773just a reminder that doyerpaco was said months before poodrepaco was uttered. unsurprisingly, doyers can't meme
>>150396294This isn't Sean Connery
>>150396803this kek
>>150396791Griffey Sr wasn't that goodIchiro never played with Junior or Randy JohnsonKeep seething tho
pacos killed the sport that I know and love :(
i want the dodgers to losebut i want them to lose in a humiliating fashion in extra innings
doyerpacos thought that was a strike out
>>150396840but what's ink now?
>>150396837Erm, but ichi and jr did play together?
gg Royals see you next weekend.
>yamaOHNONONONO
>>150396726Ward is not the same player Trout is. Trout is a HoFer while Ward is just a good bat. But he was a very good trade piece and would have gotten a good return.
>bases loaded no outs in early innings>score only 1 run>meatballs walks lead off batter>PEDnando titties junior of all peopleI’ve seen this movie before…
>>150396881>one season with fat old negative war junior
doyerpacos fear Petco Park
>>150396694Mariners are epicsauce!
>>150396656whos this?
What's his fucking problem?
>>150396960my wife (male)
Poodrepacos kek
>rally killer Arraez
4-6-3 double penetration
poodres KEK
Laureano looks like a mix between Manny and Merril
>gidpAmazing how the padres continue to bail out self destructing starters like this
>>150396987HANG THE BANNERSSTART THE FIREWORKS
kek poodres
>>150396714the only Japanese player for me
>>150396987But enough about ur mum lel
arraez chicken
>machimpo
1-2-3!
>>150396960she's an Angels fan
poodrepacos seething kek
its going to be one of those games
machimpo looked like he was about to chimp out
>not teeing off yamameatballs from the first inning It’s like the Padres want to share first place with their archenemies or something
How does Shildt not see Arraez the biggest rally killer of all time lol this team can be so much better if they hit Arraez 9th. How long will it take ;~;
Ah, so Conforto will lead the 2nd.
>>150397076Respect the analytics.
comfy when there is no vtumors
>>150397076This but swap Shildt with Dave and Arraez with Conforto
Happy birthday you Jew
>>150396975M's pitching has been mid AF all year. Woo, Munoz, and Brash have been the only good arms
>second lowest OPS of the starting nine>batting secondbravo, Shildt
>>150397018I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>150397112No... there is another..
does my heart good seeing all these little fuckin tykes proclaim their fandom and love for cal. I genuinely can't remember the last time the most unglamorous position in baseball was obsessed about by little leaguers. Maybe back in the 10s with Posey.
rojASS
>>150397132he's been good but when he struggles it's really bad
>>150397146kids and all of America love the big dumper
We are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.
>>150397146HECKIN
walklanco
150397146false flag (you) bait by a non Mariners fan
>>150397146>ohtani a shit!>soto overrated!>judge? Who?>cal the mariner catcher is where it’s atThe future is bright
>>150397184
>>150397194Cal is the protagonist out of that group tho
wild card!
baglanco
5ch be like even if rushing got on base the fat useless pig dragging the team down with his two way meme wasn’t gonna do shit
Dodgers team, just join us.
Attatuckie
>>150397236kek
Randy!
what the fuck have the mets been doing? I had no idea the lead was this much, I thought it was like 1 or 2 games at most
Randy rbi SLAP!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ALL TIME DUMP LEADER!!!!!!
PRRRTTTTT>POODRES
CAL RALEIGHDUMP 49MOST EVER FOR A CATCHER
>>150397274it was comfy until you came along. fuck off
>>150397248>what the fuck have the mets been doing?Losing a lot of games, they were worst team in MLB for a stretch
every time someone comes close to cal in the home run chase he unloads a multi homer game lmfao
im here to make it comfy again
I guess the umps going to save the doyers today
>>150397297he's been shite offensively 2nd half overall. still gets hot for a couple games tho
>>150397311egregious call
>>150397263>>150397279Judge will still win the AL MVP, according to MLB.
mmmm yez, i'll have one AL MVP and a baconeggncheeze on a silver platter, thank you
>>150397248it's the mets. every august in living memory has been a pile of shit, in a dumpster, on fire, floating down a flooded street, through an orphanage.this is not new.
Here's your banner.
>>150397334Right away Mr Raleigh
>>150397343game is not over yet retard
>>150397335wtf why is he standing on a seat
>>150397349
>>150397352That is how you walk down if you don't use the stairs.
>>150397274Go away
>>150397380>if you don't use the stairswhy the fuck wouldn't you use the stairs? what the shit?
Mariners all time home run record is Junior with 56. Does Cal get there? Figure he has around 110 PAs left
>>150397343doyerpacos really are fragile >get bootyblasted>make an AI meme that's as soulless as their team
kek ohtani
>>150397343kek poodres
Why is ohtani hitting lead off when it’s proven that he can’t hit against above .500 teams
epic. sauce.
>>150397401He can bat under .200 for a couple weeks and then gets 5 in a week so yeah I think he'll get to 56.
>>150397422Why dont they just tell him that the doyers are losing by 9 runs?
poodrepacos coping kek
>>150397447Why didn’t he just buy a private island instead of bullying retarded realtors on Hawaii
>>150397458Have you considered they deserve it? Shohei doesn't make stupid deals!
cmon logan hold them to 1 run thru 6
>>150397458wasn't his fault he's a good boy
>>150397335>this is not new.Is it nu tho?
goddamn cal is doing it all today
>>150397475Lol 5 inches off the plate strike 3 Based Cal framing like a platinum glove
>>150397474who will his VP be? ippei?
>>150397488wtf lol i was looking for the circle for 10 seconds
Nico slap
Cal has zero charisma and no one will ever want to wear his jersey because the minimum size is 3XL.
>>150397439are you there?
>>150397504yes, once he makes a presidential pardon
PRRRTTTTTTT>POODRES
Aside from the injuries and slumping, is Dave Roberts and the front office to blame for the retarded managing?
>>1503975223xl is his trouser size, his jersey is a medium.
>>150397534kys
Cal Raleigh is fat. Why isn't he a Jay?
150397522weak b8
>>150397522>muh charisma Who is a charismatic player and why haven’t they put up better stats than Cal?
>>150397536for continuing to start conforto, yes
>>150397536They've made a ton of bad managing calls this season and seem stubborn about it.
How much is he worth at the end of the season?
>>150397522>minimum size is 3XLBecause every other size is sold out
polanco slap!>>150397529>>150397504all according to keikaku
>>150397588200 milly, 10 years
>>150397588give him at least as much as Witt gotRogers prints money
kek doyerpacos
YAMAMEATBALL KEK ITS KINO
>>150397536>nooo we can’t eat the 17m and put conforto out to the pasture we also can’t fortify the pen because they’ll throw a switch like last season and magically go god mode at the right time and Muncy and Edman and everyone will come back from injury 120% with no rust whatsoever They’re complacent and out jewed themselves
AHHHHHHH
>>150397527no, I scrolled twitter for a couple minutes to find a good pic of cal's helmet tip
yamameatball
>taking a 2-1 lead is like winning the world series to poodre bandwagoners
>yamameatballsKEK
Lopez is trash today. Doesn't have it. Lost the zone
>>150397588$100M / 6 yrs
VICTOR TWO RUN SLAP!
>>150397629kek love it when you get BTFO
>they fell for the soft throwing japkek
Robles! Mariners lead 7-1! Mariners will pick up a game!
I’m starting to think that there are only a handful of genuinely good CY tier pitchers and the rest of the “contenders” are simply propped up by a combo of teams choking and good luck
>>150397474i bet the japs lapped this up
Orale padres on the board!
Cal on deck lads
>>150397536>cut franchise legend Chris Taylor>cut seasoned veteran Austin Barnes>cut Jason Hayward after a walk off home run and good RF defense >keep Michael Conforto when he plays worse than all three
>>150397633Can you make a gif of her hitting the table? :@
but no matter who wins today, no matter who goes further in the playoffs, the dodgers won’t have Petco Park
https://youtu.be/Nqfo0RRmuJE?si=YfPGkf5MvK0SnB9X&t=1318
>>150397727so true
>>150397727Post food
ouch!>>150397718I don't know how D:
STOP THROWING AT RANDYthat was the 3rd time he's got 98 at the dome in a week
We are over 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.
>>150397650that's less per year than he's making now, he's going to demand at least 20m per year
>>150397743I don't either sadly >-@;
kek Confarto just cant catch a break
>>150397773If I had after effects I could probably do it.
>Taiwan shuts out Nevada to win the LLWS
Cal getting greedy lol
>cumfartoThat was a great catch from Tatis though. Teo could never
>>150397794go back to /shota/, pedo
>>150397794TAIWAN NUMBAH WAN, China NUMBAH 2.
Julio poke! It's 9-1 Mariners!
retarded dominican slap! 9-1 M's!
>>150397817What does that have to do with anything, schizo?
>>150397829This but unironically And its west Taiwan
>>150397727
>>150397829Taiwan = China
>caring more about Little League than MiLBCringe. do patkees anon and chihuahuanon mean nothing to you?
>>150397863just take the trolley
>>150397870there's no way that's a real team
josh lace! 11-1 M's!
Naylor double! It's 11-1 Mariners! It's only the 3rd inning!
>>150397890>Sharing public transportation with bums and druggies.
Kekking that it only took two seasons for Ohtani fatigue to set in post-Dodgers signing
>>150397870It's a final. We can care about MiLB next month when they do their playoffs.
>>150397907pussy
Poo on ‘em, Poodres.
I like science, peer-reviewed studies, nintendo switch 2, the sandlot, new england IPAs, smash burgers with caramalized onions and portobello mushrooms, and petco park
attapetey
over/under how many more big dumper homers we're seeing today???
>>150397924ALL MY YES!
>>150397912What do you mean?
Digits and Ohtani will hit a home run this inning but gidp in the 9th to kill a late rally by the Dodgers and seal the sweep
>>150397924>caramalized onionsthese are good, guess I'm a basedboy
attakelly
I, for one, prefer public transportation over individual vehicles.
>>150397903Naylor is elite
>>150397907>sharing the freeway with alcoholics and druggies
I prefer northwest ipa's, conspiracy theories, pc games, religion, but smash burgers and petco are alright.
>>150397924I like all of these things though
>>150397960digits and he hits a grand slam
Okay seriously though /mlb/, what's going to happen to Erick Fedde now?
>>150397924Why would you put a portabello mushroom on a beef burger? Overkill Also IPAs suck
>>150397343they're already lead this season for 2 games :^)
>>150397940Two. He'll be out of the game after one more AB
>>150397924I like history, was watching something about Pompeii earlier, I like lagers moar but haven't drank in almost 7 years, any kinda burger is good even fish. Yes on onions an shrooms also Camden <(^-^<)
>pig roach trying to heroballI hate this fat fuck so much
>>150398022habla inglés porfa
>>150397982Cane's
>>150397960Digits and he struggles in the playoffs (again) and LA crashes out in the divisional round while San Diego wins the NL
honestly, americans should leave the beer discussion to other nations desu
>>150397907but enough about LA
>>150398052America leads the world currently in microbrews though or is at least top 5.
>>150397960>>150397997>>150398049Just stop. You’re not getting your stupid repeating numbers
>>150398039no hablo
In Canada, beer comes in bags.
>ohtani was good in meaningless games for the angels so the dodgers thought he would be good in meaningful games in a division race or playoffsno refunds
>>150398073Digits and you're a massive faggot
>>150398052I’m literally a girl tho. I drink White Claw
kek cacamoto
I think the dodgers should gets some hits
fuwawa belongs to padres
It's concert time again. Hopefully the Dodgers can come back and win the game once it's over.
Holy matty shaw!
>>150398096I think you should kys
>>150398052America absolutely mogs the world when it comes to beer lol. It's not close. The quality and variety here is incredible
>>150398096I think they shouldnt
>>150398096good strategy, albeit a walk or two wouldn’t hurt
SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
>>150398105kys
I like literature, 4chan, most pre-2010s movies, old fashioneds, Culver’s and Shioriha Ruri
>>150398105no one cares kys
7-8-9 for the Mariners...decent chance Cal Raleigh gets up
>>150398117rude!
>>150398104>>150398105sameposter
>>150398123>>150398096these guys don't know ball!
>>150398117meant to reply to>>150398105
>>150398138WHAT ABOUT THE SANDLOT?!
>>150398094white claws were good a decade ago all the newer canned cocktail shit mogs white claw
>>150397982you vill eat ze bugz
>>150398094cute!
who is the alien wearing the dodger shirt?
time for a walker blown save
Bob Puker spinning in his grave at the Sewers crashout. World's Eries NEVER. Garbage franchise and KWAB dead announcers. Harry Caray won.
>>150398096does YOUR dog have a wikipedia page?https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decoy_(dog)
>>150398181
>>150398119>t. braindead
hey guys, let's keep it mariners related (up 11-1 btw)
>>150398203HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!
>>150398029I don't watch baseball I'm just here to see him crank more HRs. Is baseball like basketball/football, where the coach will let starters sit for the rest of the game if the lead is real big? I thought batter rotations were set in stone and had to be followed
>>150398201OH NO NO NO NO NO https://www.worldbeercup.org/winners/current-winners/
>>150398197>I'm not an alien, I may shove my thorax down your throat and lay my eggs in you, but I'm not an alien.
>little league homerun
>>150398078we optimized milk transportation, sorry
>>150398243Baseball allows for substitutions. If you're ahead 10 runs it's common to pull your best players. Similar to soccer, a player can't re-enter the game once removed.
>>150397907Why even go to the stadium at all if you're gonna be this terrified of random social interaction
gotta loada canadian beer right here pal
>>150398197Vegeta IRL
I'm going to make some burgers after the game. What's your special sauce recipe?
>honey, it’s been 100 pitches. time to sub you out for some wild dominican guy who’s going to let up 3 runs and steal your winwhy is this still the strategy?
>>150398290he's right thopublic transpo in big cities is fuckin horriblesmells like piss, hobos and crackheads everywhereeveryone smells horrible
Freddie :)
fweddie :3
>>150398277Ah, a damn shame. I was hoping the coach would be like "just go out there and swing as hard as you can fuck it run up the numbers"
>poodres
FREDDIE :)
>>150398306I don't like sauce. I'm a dry seasoning guy. Keep it simple. Salt, pepper, garlic, maybe a little paprika and/or cayenne
FREDDIE FUCKS YA :)
>pivmeatball
>pimps a foul ballbased
>doyerpacos thought was a homerunkek
>>150398326Cal will get at least one more AB. He'll probably swing out of his ass cuz the game is a blowout
>>150398052obviously you’ve never had a rustic, craft IPA from a microbrewery
>sewerskek
teo robbed of a homer again wew
>>150398344so just burger seasoning for you?
>>150398374how was that a rob? do casual fags really?
>My Jints :)GGs Brewcrew
kek lol ohhh noooo
series w for the jints against the best record in the bigs, I'll take that every timeggs kroo
>>150398105reminder vtumors all have a meltdown when cover announces new male talent at these, they get deeply insecure anytime their tranime characters interact with men
>>150398378Pretty much yeah. I want to taste beef and veggies, not some mayo-based sugary sauce
Freddie!
>>150398385the original stadium designers knew exactly what they were doing by robbing teo. fucking scumbags
>>150398344pretty much exactly what I put on my steaks. if you have to put more than these basics, you're buying shitty beef
jints won TWICE????gg crew, good luck in the 'yoffs
>>150398385every defensive play on a fair ball is a home run robbery. look into it
we all love the sandlot
>>150398397>gatekeeping MEGA BASED
>a sub .500 team will make the final wildcard in the NLgrim
lolmests
CAL IS HERE LET'S GO
Mariners back to their old trick of crushing balls straight at defenders
Alejandro woke up late today
Rockies already eliminated from playoff contention?
Neto!
>>150398451welp
>>150398465Until 2029, yes
>>150398320spoken like a terrified faggot
Something has to be physically wrong with Trout with the way he's playing
>betfag learning how baseball works
why are the padres non-tranny today?
>>150398490he's 4 millions years old
>doyerpacos in the crowd were complaining about this ball call
no shame in getting diced up by team USA ace Brady Singer
>everyone smells horrible
>>150398489it's actually cool that public transportation is filled with crackhead zombies. if you don't like you're a pussy
Don't ask how I know this...trust me when I say the Texas Rangers are about to rip off 11 straight and win the AL West
>>150398517>"filled with"yep. ooga booga scary people. faggot
I take back everything I said about the brewers. They are very fraudulent
Another RBI for Ward
>>150398535t. crackhead zombie
PANDY EXPRESS
>jeremiahhere's our chance dodgerchads
>>150398550>everyone but me is on DRUGS and SMELLS BADi actually feel sorry for you t.b.h.
>estradaThe chicano pitcher!
I think conforto should lay down a bunt
don't swing, cumfarto
>>150398320you sound like sheltered yuppie
meds
Conforto should be playing in Korea
Somebody rescue him from the Pirates
>walking cumfartokek poodres
COMFYTO
What does he do?
Logan is finally having a good game it's sort of a shame it doesn't matter.
>>150398565I lived in Portland OR for a few yearsPortland has very good light railIt was literally always full of piss-smelling hobos and people with terrible hygiene
Of course Estrada would blow it
KEK
>>150398624oh, well if was like that in portland for a few years, then it must be literally true of every other metropolis. excellent point retard
>>150398620He's got a great ass too
>>150398620Sure it matters. Nice confidence builder during a bad season by his standards
>resdkek
>>150398641It's like that everywhere on the west coast with public transportation.
>>150398638They're stilling coming in b-baka!
>>150398641I've taken the subway in NYC, buses in Vegas, Miami, Chicago, and several other big cities. It's all gross. Public transportation is for hobos and poor people.
>>150398657i was in sf in april and it wasn't even remotely like that. what are you talking about?
>rushinginning over
Why do you guys call him Cumfarto? That's not his name
>>150398638give them all dodger hats!
>>150398681these people associate everything in life with sex...everything
>>150398641REVVED east coastie
>>150398638>This is what the typical /mlb/ poster looks like when they are not at a baseball game
career high 13 k's
>>150398674they watch fox news so they think west coast liberal cities are like the ending of the movie Akira
>>150398674people shooting up and smoking crack on bart is not an uncommon occurrence
>>150398537you have to love how they're winning though since it isn't with power. winning on situational hitting is a hell of a show. their fans need to be louder around here.
>>150398701good boy!
>>150398674>I road the widdle twolly not BART
>>150398678APOLOGIZE
RUSH FOR B :)
>>150398678I take it back
>>150398678WRONG!KEK POODRES!
CRUSHING
Nu Tho>>150398710>>150398710>>150398710>>150398710
this is the doyers world series
>CRUSHING
>>150398708>>150398718i rode bart about a dozen times. there was one guy on one train yelling to himself. ooooh scary scary, end of the world
>>150397863why not just take the subway or walk?oh wait, I'm sorry, you're a west coaster.
PRRRRTTTTTT>POODRESBAU BAU!!
>there were only like 3 being doing heroine and one guy singing>I only saw 2 guys get robbed or stabbed>what are you even complaining about?
>>150398740UGH there are only a few needles in the park let people enjoy things!
>>150398740>i didn't see anything that means there's no problem
>>150398759didn't see any of that but please tell me more about my time in san francisco
>>150398781it must've been the faux news (get it, it looks like the word fox KEK I'm clever)
>>150398800i don't even know what point you think you're making. do you have brain damage?
>>150398807IAYC :^)
>>150398814hope you get the help you need!
>>150398825>>150398814
sit the FUCK down!!!