>Lap:#8066>Countdown to I Hate Sand GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150372629>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:204>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:215 (214 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 284 (+18)NOR: 275 (+25)VER: 187 (+2)RUS: 172 (+15)LEC: 151 (+12)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)Ferrari: 260 (+12)Mercedes: 236 (+16)Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 810.43 (+77.72)NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)>NewsRicciardo reveals how he earned ‘Honey Badger’ nicknameSebastian Vettel warns of 2014 repeat as parts of 2026 regulations "don't make sense", calls for V10 return over costly hybrids in F1Gabriel Bortoleto backed for Cadillac F1 seat after standout rookie seasonFIA “surprised” by focus on lap times as it reveals just how slow 2026 F1 cars could beRalf Schumacher urges Alpine move for Christian Horner: "Time of figures like Flavio is over"Lando Norris on racing his heroes Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso: "Such a crazy thought"Lando Norris reveals the £2million Lamborghini Miura he’s most proud to own: "Proper gift to myself"F1 CEO open to discussions over German GP returnKuwaiti investor aiming for 2027 F1 entry with Caterham nameHelmut Marko takes aim at Mercedes for Kimi Antonelli ‘hype’Almost Rawe Ceek. Who cares?
Race week BTW
why do globohomos love V10s so much
>>150398242well done! races are usually on zo.
>>150398271Metric system
>>150398278Why is Saturday the initials for Zuid Afrika?
>>150398242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-tfYbRK2OA
>>150398303Dutch soil, just like Rio Haryantoland
>>150398303zaturday
>>150398271they live sucking 10 dicks at the same time
edd
Max Furstappen :3
>>150398364https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=Pt5ALgABsJG6QsoZ(And for the Argie as well)
>>150398390I don't eatI don't sleepI do nothing but think of youEdd
>>150398454that isnt healthy, a man needs his 7 hours, keeps the mind sharpspeaking of, i should go, i wake up at 6 30 tomorrow
>>150398454>a man needs his 7 hoursSeven hours of nonstop eating?
gimi
>>150398519meant for >>150398499
>>150398519You quoted the wrong post Hanz. We have standards here. Sounds like it's bed time for you as well. gn anons dream of gridgrills
>>150398390>for the Argie as well
>>150398454Sounds like me when I was in jail, except I was thinking about Butter Bean (R.I.P.)
>>150398538yeah, of nonstop eating cock, ummmmm
>>150398579you're the Texas felon?
7 hours of non stop Marlboro smoking
>>150398590>eating cockLe cock est mort, anon.
sorry guys i was eating grandma’s m&ms that she left stored in the jar downstairs so what did mclel do again?
race week race week race week
>>150398364>>150398390
6days14hours59minutes5seconds
shhhhhh I slep
>>150398616No. Who’s that
>>150398698>MclarenWinsLolI sleep. Motorsports is so fucking boring. I think its time to go back to playing Video games and reading Mangas
sleep is for the weak
>>150398748>MangasWhat the fuck is man gas and how do you read it?
>>150398834You gas jews and read their pain gestures
mangimi
>>150398857germany hasn't done that in a long time
>>150398857That sounds slightly antisemantic.
>remembered i still have chocolate almondsim having a pretty good day
>>150398259it is sunday thoughbeit
>>150398673>eating HersheysYeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhheewewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>150398942>photos taken moments before disaster
race week starts on the morning of the race
real race week has never been tried
>>150398992What about qualifying though? Or fucking sprint "race"?
>>150398246>Gabriel Bortoleto backed for Cadillac F1 seat after standout rookie season>sauce edhinopffft lol lmao like theyre going to fall for this scam
>>150399023technically not in race week
>>150399036How can a so called sprint race not be in race week? That makes no sense.
>Herta considering F2
>>150398280Check out the big brain on on Brad!
>>150399051isn't grug like 25?
>>150399051imagine being that btfo by pat'o
bring back basic helmet designs
>>150398246>Kuwaiti investor aiming for 2027 F1 entry with Caterham nameWhy? Can't come up with your own name?
>>150399293Does he maybe own Caterham?
>>150399051>HertaHow crash happy is he?
60th post
>>150399335Maybe, but that doesn't answer my question.
>>15039953161
>>150399590To promote the company? Are you fucking retarded?
who is this caterham
qatar should buy it and rename it qatarham
pronounced cut her ham
>>150399694they should rename it Lotus after a few years, out of spite
>>150399694Is it true you guys pronounce it like cutter?
>>150399531conglaturation
>>150399741I pronounce it the same as "catarrh", but apparently the gutteries pronounce it more like "gutter"
>>150399373Not much
>>150399741i've heard it both ways in >our media but i usually pronounce it "shithole"
>>150399671Calm down rajesh. 10 years ago the Caterham name was used for a backmarker F1 team and if I remember correctly the person who owned the name wasn't involved with the car company. I might be thinking of Lotus though.
I miss Jerez and I miss Nurburgring.
>>150399981hereth
>>150399981You will watch the F1 North-American Championship and you will enjoy it, anon. Yes, even the New Jersey street circus Quarter Airlines GP.
>>150399981burgerking
i didn't know sharl was a member of the backstreet boys
>>150400060
gio the nazigimi
>>150400099based gimigio digits chegged
>>150400044Recently I've been getting the feeling that the boom in popularity F1 got from American netflix women is slowly starting to shrink. That plus how the world in general is feeling like it's starting to heal makes me wonder if normal F1 will be coming back shortly.
>>150398973It is not
>>150400112>makes me wonder if normal F1 will be coming back shortly.It won't. Not as long as Liberty Media owns it.
>>150400112>having hopeheh big mistake, kid
>>150400117time zones don't exist, perfidious leaf
almost twelve (12) hours into RACEWEEK™
>>150400112>That plus how the world in general is feeling like it's starting to heal
>>150400207I mean, by the looks of it, Trump is terminally ill (congestive heart failure).That is a promising start. Putin and Netanyahu aren't getting younger either. If we're lucky, Alonso will outlive them.
>>150400270All three of them will live very long lives feasting off the blood of the young
>>150400290what young? the birthrates are falling to such a degree even the price of cosmetics is going up
>>150400290Where are they supposed to get the young now that Epstein's gone?
>>150400270the fucking water in the tank is hotdo you know how much raw ass heat is needed to do that?we are turbo fucked beyond who is top monkey
>>150400308africa
non whites
and whites
>>150400522Japanese are white.And Hamilton is at least half white.
I hope redbull has figured out something to make the car not as ass, but it'll get negated by yet another wet race that doesn't actually happen anyway.
will leopost in 30 bings
playing cities skylines
playing the sims (2000)
>>150400746kino soundtrack
Was at a wedding yesterday.On my table there were two kids (~10yo), their father told me that they are really into F1.I asked them who they're rooting for. They said Lando Norris.I said, I'm more of a Verstappen guy. One of the kids started to cry, the other just walked away.Humanity is doomed.
>>150400778I love the piano music Those zoomers with their lo-fi music when they study, I have Sims calming piano soundtrack
>>150400522>>150400535>>150400683
>>150400800i wound up a brit at my work about hamilton so much she referred it to HR
*faps*awwwww yeaaaaa
>>150400844>sheWomen in the workplace.
>>150400800>One of the kids started to cry, the other just walked away.You are such an evil man, anon.
>totally honest leoposting and not just hiding homoerotic Chuck post behind a dog
FILTHY RAT
>>150401048>reading is now erotic
>>150401078It is when you are doing it naked
>>150400917I mean it better be me talking to them about F1 than the priest raping them. They'll be fine
>>150400903ME PAJEO COMO UN REY JAJAJAJA
OH SHIT
>>150401119You’re going back Paco>>150401176@gork is this real???/
>>150400112STRAWSCHLEIFE MENTIONEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZyoNhTehRM
>>150401119basedo
I am not going to doompost
I won’t doompost either, but I will coompost
>>150400683it's been over an hour
>>150401405There was >>150400987, >>150401000, >>150401009, anon.
>>150401412pardon me, i'll see myself out
>>150401191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uaU8o2BBd8Do you happen to still have it on your PC? I thought for sure I had it but I guess I lost it at some point. I checked my dad's PC as well and he actually deleted it from his AC track list lel
>>150401483yeah of course, if you want I can upload them to a transfer site, just dont know which one cause anonfiles went down
>>150401681https://litterbox.catbox.moe Try this, it's what I use. Although the file might end up being too big
>Kuwaiti investor aiming for 2027 F1 entry with Caterham nameI'm getting deja vu lads, this isn't gonna end well
>>150401721what did he mean by this?
>>150401741i have been drunkenly playing ron casual lobbies for half a day
>>150401788why isn't this daniel ricciardo backing up.webm?
>>150401704https://litter.catbox.moe/ssspmwc9lrtqqmph.7z
>>150401800the file system only works when i remember where shit is
did they really need to have crofty and brundle during the racing scenes in the movie, its awful.
>>150401808yeah alright, i'm also slightly drunk
>>150401820>slightlyfix that shitdouble time
>>150401828i'm on my fifth beer and i've got to be up at 5ambelieve me i'd like to get trashed but it's very inadvisable
also, formula one
>>150401842>fifth beeroh you poor thing
>>150401864i did quite a bit of drinking before the beerbut now it's time for sleep, get thee behind me Satan
>>150401803Epic thanks bro
>>150401880oh ill get behind you bud dont worry
>>150399061Brett ackshually
>>150401864Beer is good hehe
i long for the sip to intoxication ratio of beef to make sensef1 related of course because f1 is about optimizing
:D
:)
:|
:(
:,(
Gooning in zone 2 is a completely new experience
https://youtu.be/-6Zbe9u49VUmy honest resction
Now I don’t hate Hamilton.I think he’s pretty cool.Granted he’s not the best.Gone are the days of his prime years.Even he probably knows that.Regardless, he’s OK.
>>150402195kwab
>>150402207Works on my machine
>>150402207dumb phoneposter
>>150402207why willingly show yourself being kwabbed
>>150402207XD
>>150402214>>150402218>>150402226>>150402233bitch
>>150402261what you watching there mon
>>150402268>>150402194
i didny eat the chocolate almondsits bad
>>150402261>ChromebookHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150402316is hp thoits got the gaymen shit inside they said
>>150402326oh my mistake mon
>>150402328i got ricin in this bitchor so the sticker says
>>150401483Already gone...
>>150401803>>150402422
its not race weekgo to bed
juju status?
ok i will, as long as (you) admit that caracals aren’t undersea creatures
>>150402606she has grown breasts and is menstruating
Netherlands next
>>150402945Dutch ass mmmmmm
>>150402606Walled harder than Senna and Greg Moore combined
>>150402997thoughts?
>>150403000so you are telling me that the japs were rigging her races in japan and once she made the jump to yuropoor racing she was exposed as fuck
>Netherlands next
>>150403012No, I'm telling you that she's past her peak attractiveness and it's only downhill from here
>>150403023she still looked plenty qt in the last pic I saw, anyway she will have to marry tsunoda for maximum eff juan points or maybe she will wait for iwasa to make his debut
>>150400800Based
what am i in for?
>>150403090blacks and women
>>150403090is tpb safe to use nowdays? I remember hearing it was full of shady shit and whatnot
>>150403094and they said that it wasn't F1 accurate
>>150403118its alright if you look at the uploader and the files inside the torrents, aka use common senseor just use ext dot to, 1337, or rutracker, eztv for tv shows
>>150403028Here's a real time view of her looks
>>150400800You idiot, that was Zak Brown and his drivers.
You can yeet one team from the grid.Who, and why?
>>150403163Hass
>>150403163Probably a backfield like Williams or alpine or something. I don't have a particular team in mind, but if I'm getting rid of one it might as well be one of the ones with little to no impact.
>>150403163VCARB. They add nothing of value to the grid.>>150403167Why not Ferarri or MacLaren? Or Torro Roso?
>>150403153kek
>>150403202>Ferarri or MacLarenLegacy and are actually trying to compete>MinardiThe only team that regularly gives us some rookies
>>150403163Cadillac
>>150400800>One of the kids started to cryKWAB
>>150400683>>150400987>>150401000>>150401009based
Charles Leclerc creates an unrealistic beauty standard for men
Junior series happenings:>Hauger clinches the Indy NXT title with 1 round to goHauger is a good driver but too dependant on driving cars that fit his driving style>22 year old Abbi Pulling gets her first GB3 podium while Ninovic solidifies his leadThis would be impressive if her teammates weren't Pradel and Ninovic
>>150403546It's not about looks, just bee funny and yourself
Dutch Rawe Ceek
>>150403546why do you care, you don't have to rape him.
IT'S F1 ACADEMY WEEK Y'ALL
>>150402997YES
>>150403614Kwab they can't even afford some lesbian art school dropout to make a poster and had to use AI
reminder 4chan is a CIA asset
>>150403614Why are they using tranny colours?
bank holiday breakfast beer
>>150403661Based Hope they shut down this cesspool
>>150403661>Getting fined by the UKKwab what are they gonna do, send coppers to japan?
>>150403661Not £20k a day, £20k base fine plus "daily penalties". Not that 4chan's going to pay it anyway>A lawyer representing the online message board 4chan says it won't pay a proposed fine by the UK's media regulator as it enforces the Online Safety Act.>According to Preston Byrne, managing partner of law firm Byrne & Storm, Ofcom has provisionally decided to impose a £20,000 fine "with daily penalties thereafter" for as long as the site fails to comply with its request.>"Ofcom's notices create no legal obligations in the United States," he told the BBC, adding he believed the regulator's investigation was part of an "illegal campaign of harassment" against US tech firms.>Ofcom has declined to comment while its investigation continues.>"4chan has broken no laws in the United States - my client will not pay any penalty," Mr Byrne said.b-b-b-based
>>150403661Fuck kids
>>150403704no don't do that
inb4 the UK finds hiroshimoot negligent and orders his extradition from Japan to the UK
>>150403704>>150403709UK rape gangs trials explained in two sentences:
>>150403614
>>150403704ToT
>>150403546I know right
Waiting. Patiently.
>>150403949
How you doing? I read on x that the fia was considering to cancel the race because of the rain
>>150404116>European race >any rain It will be like Moscow in the 50s
>>150403614>rain >f1womynhow many deaths?
>>150403020>Netherlands next
>>150404222>meontheleft.webmlooking good, buddy
>>150404222She's dating Jake Paul btw
>>150404268lucky gal!
>>150404284England is his city
>>150403661And Google owes the russian government more money that has ever existed. I'm not joking
>>150404284That's Jonah Hill
hate F1
>>150398246what is kuwait
>>150404377The name "Kuwait" itself is the diminutive form of Kut, indicating a small fortress, referring to a small fortress built on the coastline in the region
>>150404422what is a namewhat is a formwhat is a fortresswhat is a coastlinewhat is a region
>>150404466What is a man?
>>150404565What is a woman?
>RBR is trying to let in a literally who driver that never had the raw nepotism to pay his way into a seat in F2F1 is literally dead thanks alot sports drink company
>>150404605Man but softer on touch
jajajajajaja
>>150404662>another year >another Palou to RB rumour It's all so tiresome
>>150404662I've been saying that Red Bull should get the chicken man
>>150404605Women is a trip, uncle funkle
Ready for lap 1 embarrassment
>>150404695how do I develop a neck like an F1 driver without the use of specialist equipment
>>150404708
>>150404728Have you seen the luchadore videos of that?
>>150404708Move to Antwerp
>>150404708Lando does it by moving his head up and down on a cylindrical object.
>>150404662Palou bros... we won
>>150404797his neck
>>150404809
>>150402261why you got a rapedemon on the top right?
>>150404876don't ask questions
Why doesn't Hadjar find a nice North African girl to bring to the races?
>>150404924
>>150404268That's one of the most disappointing things I've read in a while.
>>150405070They're not just dating, they're engaged
>>150405083MAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOP
>>150405083Engaged in what?
Imagine the following>you're in a public place by yourself>a couple's next to you>you mind your own business, just sitting, waiting for a bit>the man in the couple starts acting sort of like a puppy asking for attention from his gf>is kinda funny and pathetic, you keep watching>the man starts being a bit more desperate>you hear him say things similar to what Norris' leaked DMs looked like>the woman is busy on her laptop, barely paying attention to his bf>the man starts getting kissing her on her head, on her neck, on her arms, on her hands>you no longer find it funny, but sad>you can't keep watching>you're watching a kid (figuratevely) desperate for pussy like if it were his first gf>the woman still won't even look at himWouldn't you leave that place and go somewhere else to cleanse your mind from the pathetic performance that happened before you? The likes can only be rivaled by Norris' post race interviewsor Hamilton's statements in Budapest? I would, and I did.
>>150405188but I didn't see that happen
>>150405226Imagine you did. Visualize it just like the drivers visualize the circuits.
>>150405295>temples pretty bare>front hairline still pristinethank fuck it's not happening to me, atleast not that way (pic rel will be me in 30 years)
>>150405188I'd probably just call (Norris) a faggot
>>150403000Why doesn't Tina get ride of that ugly gass barista bun I will never know
>>150405398for real, she's hot with her hair down
>>150404102ummmmm, i like roberto
>>150403622>geen toegang met loslopende honden>no access with unleashed dogs
>>150405458gay
>>150400099Why are they laughing at him?
>>150400558Incorrect.
How arw Mclel and prince george going to cope when max goes on a winning streak starting this weekend and gets the wdc?
ummmmm,is oscar on the new front suspension or is he in the old one??
>>150405664What upgrades are Red Bull bringing?
Do you think Robots can replace the entire pitwall and pitcrew? F1 related because Toyota used to have an F1 teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYwekersccY
Why is /f1/ so dead?
>>150405664They will just wait for you to wake up
>>150406027what if they dont wake up
>>150406035Then anon gets to enjoy max's 5th consecutive WDC in a row
>>150406008Everyone is watching F1 movie
>>150398246>ma>di>wo>do>vr>za>zo>madiwodovrzazoSounds like a polish or czech name
>>150405649We have a long history of the Japanese being considered white.And take a good look at Hamilton's mother (if you can stomach it).
>>150406075>Everyone that watched the F1 movie died right afterFix'd that for you.
>>150406118Is it worse than Lando's mum?
>>150406118No we don't.
>>150406128>No we don't.We do.
Nothing ever happens
>>150406126Significantly worse.
>>150406144They are just as white as Indians.
>>150406118>>150406160Just looks like a standard old lady to me, nothing particularly horrifying
>>150406168You're not making any sense. We all know Indians are red-skinned.
>>150406197>standard old lady>nothing particularly horrifyingThat's because you're a Brit. Your standards are twisted.
>>150406150how does somebody dominate a spec series with identical cars like this? can f1 even hope to restrain him from destroying the sport if he ends up in a halfway decent car?
>>150406207and japs are brown.
>>150406224I'm sorry if our sexagenarians aren't sexy enough for you
>>150406236He is a genius at racing. His tire and fuel management is so far above everyone else that it makes spec racing unfair
>>150406248They aren't though, unless mixed with some SEA jeans.
>>150406262i heckin' love tyre and fuel saving and budget caps and safety, maybe we can replace the tyre walls with exposed red brick
>jeans mentioned
>>150406150prediction: max p3 wdcpalou p8 wdc
>>150406150imagine being retarded enough there's a chance even
you think*
>>150406299Sex
you twink**
>>150404662>4 time indycar champion linked to a redbull seathmm its like I heard this story already...
>>150398748Long love endurances with my wife Chino
>>150406236>identical carsSpec series are a meme. Teams are still a defining factor in Indy, just like they are in F2.
>Sebastian Vettel warns of 2014 repeat as parts of 2026 regulations "don't make sense", calls for V10 return over costly hybrids in F1But what if it is on purpose though?To give a boost for the silver team.
>>150406692>To give a boost for the silver team.There's literally no incentive for FIA/LibertyM to boost Mercedes anymore, now that their "golden child" Sir Lewis is at Ferrari.
>>150406775Andrea Kimi Antonelli is the new golden child.
>>150406853In what world?
>>150406853He's shit
>>150406879Max was shit too.
>>150407005Max was fast and crash happy, but NARG is slow and boring
>>150407016He already has 1 pole and 1 podium.
>>150407038>1 poleliar
>>150407038Consistency is the name of the game.
>>150406775truth
>>150407057in his bum
>>150406224
>>150407487Too skinny
>>150407487
Why does it feel like every race this season have all been identical?It's like the same story just plays out, all the time. Every race just ends on a whimper. There's no... 'spice' to the races. It all just feels rather bland. I honestly I'm not feeling hungry for F1 after a summer break and that's never been the case before, even in 2023.
>>150406224>Ynr when it used to be cold enough to wear glovesFeels like it's been years I even felt the need to wear a coat. A light jacket does the job nowadays.
Palou to vcarb, he aint going to the main team
>>150407771then he shouldnt do it
>>150407735the global is warming
>>150399157no>>150405188no>>150406366no
how muchs is palou making? i saw a pic posted, i think here, of the top paid drivers in nascar, indy and f1, and the nascar guy was making 3 times what the indy guy was making, herta i think it was, around 7 mill iirc
Ironing clothes in 30C heat
>>150407859the iron needs to be hotter than that
>>150407829Ok, don't imagine it, conceptualize it.
im not bias, jejej, and palou to redbull makes snse, if he fails, you lose nothing, your team is already total chaos, you give both hadjar and linbad time
>>150407972Of course, one can't simply stop being a racist
>>150408057>implying there are any Dutch people left in Amsterdam
>>150408068So dutch guys dont actually have massive dongs?
>>150407879cuddles please
>>150407879TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>150408057that level of promiscuity is disgusting, straight or gay
>>150408711ufff
>>150408711Grim
>>150408182get over here and I'll show ya you poof
Wtf is this AI mode on google search. I keep accidentally clicking on it
Patricija Keita Stalidzane, professional racing driver and certified operator of pleasure?
>>150401803can you post it again, the link doesn't work for me :(
>>150406606
>>150405347
Monday's almost over lads, which means that Friday is just around the corner. What's the expectation for the swampgerman GP?
>>150409343slurppppppp
>>150407879ping wet
>>150409343
>>150409637this
>>150406150>red bull is panicking so hard to try and keep max beyond next year that they're googling "racing champion" and asking people if they want to drive with maxLmao. He's still going to switch to whoever has the fastest car in 2027.
one day closer to F1one day closer to death
I love women
>>150409734So does Tina Hausmann
>>150409343>Monday's almost over lads, which means that Friday is just around the corner.Monday you can fall apart.Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart.Thursday doesn't even start.It's Friday, I'm in love.
>>150409765she is kind of ugly, but still she is atll, has good genes
>>150410268>she is atllAdult T-cell Leukemia?
>>150410291tall* why are you like this?
>>150410324>tall* why are you like this?Because I'm German. We're all tall.
>>150410412do blacks use black toilet paper?
>>150410450Yes, because it provides the necessary contrast to their white shit.
>>150409394achievable natty?
>>150410956I'll let you know in a year or two
>page 4You're relenting too much, anons.
>>150411495i would post more if you were chillyou did his to yourself
>>150411495calm down
YouはShock
>>150408057bit too gay there estifren
>>150411550Never!
>>150410450black people use bidets to wash their ass. in fact it's rather distasteful for white people to not wash their asses after taking a shit
>>150411644>use bidets to wash their ass.That's the French.
>>150411644>use bidets to wash their assi always thought that it was for washing your feet
NORPIAVERImagine (You) being exited of this """"""""""""Race"""""""""""""
>>150411753PIANOR(whoever didn't shit their car with the latest "upgrades")
>>150411703>washing your feetIf you need to wash your feet after taking a shit, anon, you really need to work on your physical coordination.
F1 is deadlock the thread mods
>>150411888who said anything about taking a shit, i meant in general, if you had dirty feet you would stand there and wash themi never used it, and recently we had it removed from our bathroomkinda sad, i kinda liked i, i would let my clothes there when i was taking a shower
>>150411880NORPIA because McLaren rig this for Norris though. Australia are the biggest cucks for F1 they will never win a WDC ever again
>there are people itt that have no appreciation for the bidetAbsolutely barbaric. How can you not comprehend the value for washing your ass after shitting, you filthy animals
>>150411986I dont want to have anal sex with Americans
>>150412003>tf>tp
>>150411919>who said anything about taking a shitThat's when people use bidets.
>>150412052i don't even take a shit when i don't have to. live like a windrammer as i fuck
>>150412003
>>150412110he operated in england
what happens if the dutch gp is another slurp fest? is it over?
thingken of minardi
Should I wait two more weeks until Checo's announcement?
>>150412110Our Hero..........
>>150412274How well known is The Dragon in your country?
>>150412213IT'SSUCHALONGWAYDOOOOOOOOWNLOST BOYS LOST BOYS LOST BOYS
>>150412205>if
I haven't watched a full race this year since like the 3rd race.
>>150412401I envy you.
>>150412401I think I'm at 6 right now, wish it was less.
>>150412401I have watched zero full races in years because you all post lust provoking images to distract me
i watched all races so far
>>150412648why are they shooting ian
It ain't over till it's over.
>>150412909https://youtu.be/lzEctvL0vrg?t=187
we need to go through the threads faster i cant be looking at my posts from yesterday
>>150413170that's your own fault
>>150413208maybe
30 mins or less or the next post is free
>>150413708>the next post is freePosts in here are always chained, mate.
>>150412401I've watched every "race" in full, and most of the practices and qualifying.
>>150413722https://youtu.be/xwTPvcPYaOo
Our trashy pop star is officially gold-digging the Spaniard nigga-messi. Feels bad, man.
>>150413777
big hunger + thinkang about what to eat tomorrow lads
>>150413777>trashy pop starWho?>the Spaniard nigga-messiWho?
>>150413777which one of these dysgenic brown people races in formula 1 or its associated feeder series?
>>150413832sosage
*stops your gooning*
>>150414108But why and how?
>>150414213gooning depletes F1 enjoyment abilityelven magic
Despise your lack of LoyaltyDespise your lack of LoveFind it unbelievableBetray My sense of BloodYearn for blind obedienceA Sign from AboveA Golden OpportunityFor Madness in The Voice of God
ITS ONLY MONDAYY
>>150412943WILLIAMS SURGE INCOMING
one of you want to go to work for me tomorrow we can rub some mayonnaise on you nobody will know
>>150414108silly elf valkyriemy gooning only intensifies now
poast
I WALK A LONELY ROAD>tfw ive sniffed these trees
ded to mclelllll
r a c eweek
NETHERLANDS NEXT
>>150416419what is that
>>150416452a post with the text "NETHERLANDS NEXT" indicating the upcoming Formula 1 Grand Prix is in the Netherlandsand a picture of a completely normal publication sold in that country
>>150416496you keep your secrets thenyou know whats strange
>not a sprint weekI sleep
>>150411928TAKE MY SOUL NORPIA
The quality of posts tonight is very high
(yep)(ayy)(yep)(one)
I think therefore gimi
>>150412401Silverstone was good.
>5 hours sleepI hate being a sensitive sleeper. Even the tiniest temperature increase destroys my life
>live in a wildfire-prone area>have high winds and lightning tonightRaces for this feel?
>>150417153Jeddah 22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tor5MokvxG0/SP/ BAN IS OVER!!!!!!!!!! IT'S RHACE CHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>pikes peak escudo
>why, yes, my car of choice in gran turismo 4 the chevrolet camaro LM race car which when fully upgraded punches well enough above its weight to take on any challenge in the game? what about it?
I wish gran turismo 4 was able to handle standing starts. That game is still great but I hate all the rolling starts
Wife material
>>150417465>ultra rich person holiday, unlimited resources+access>just go to a luxury globohomo hotel and take pictures to prove you went thereultra NPC mode
>>150417465He eats ass
night crewslow crew
>>150417465*braps*
>>150417485I mean its safer compared to what some billionares do during their holidays>exotic safari in some african shithole>submarine expeditions in remote places>do weird shit in one of their sekirt clubs
>>150417582Skiing with a gopro mount on your helmetRolling your snowmobileHelicopters in general
>>150417612>>150417612shoemakerkobeand who else?
>>150417650ken block
>>150417658Rip Ken and hoonigan. Thankfully he died before it got sold to a fucking rim company and turned into a turd factory. But maybe it wouldn't have been sold if he hadn't sick tricked himself to death.
>>150417582>>150417612Segwaying offroad next to a cliffBiking in AtlantaGolfing near a bee
>>150417650I was actually talking about McRae as a racing related example
>>150417715that bee is a hero tb h
How juicy will dutch gp be I wonder? I am expecting a tasty treat of a sunday, perhaps wtih a mouth watering qualifying upset.
Imagine driving race cars for a living and then dying on your holiday. I'd kill myself out of embarrassment.
>>150417650That one rally driver who went full retard when flying a helicopter
>>150417935I'm hungry for a stomach churning spectacle, a dish best served on Sundays (zo).
/biz/ idea: we wake up Michael Schumacher, he's slept enough, he will be fine
>>150418177where can i find the leaked pictures of his vegetative state?
>>150418177Counter idea: we don't do that and spare him the sight of modern F1 and his son's career.
>>150418189If such pictures exist I'm surprised I've never seen them here
>we may never see a shitter rookie of this magnitude ever againgrimi
>>150418201not just modern f1 but this gay world in general where 5th wave of feminism is mainstream, toddlers grow up with ipads, kids want to become youtubers, troons troonin out, his brother is openly gay.... he'd probably wake up just to have a heart attack and pass on.
>Use Asahi logo for work>Crave a fresh, light beer with a crisp dry taste reminiscent of some northern German beers at 12pmRace for this feel? Also what does "dry" mean for beers?
>>150418408Means that it is not as sweet>Race for this feel?Any McLel 1-2 race
>>150418408>Also what does "dry" mean for beers?I think it just means all the sugar has been turned to alcohol so its not sweet at all
Official https://x.com/Cadillac_F1/status/1960303622308167898
BREAKING: Valtteri Bottas and Sergio Perez will race for Cadillac Formula 1 Team in 2026!
>>150418559>>150418559>Le designated number 2 team
>>150418559>>150418550KWAB: THE TEAM
>>150418559Bottas really needs to get rid of that mustache
>>150418550IT'S THAT HECKING KEANU REEVES??!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msb6bnen4ugLatest Edd
>>150418569Who is more KWAB?>Cadillac>Drugbitch and Shitmacher
>>150418592>ShitmacherHis media campaign for the seat was annoying and everyone knew he was a shitter
Digits and you buy cadillac escalade
>>150418559SCHUMIbros........
>>150418627rolling for 77 and buying a cadillac cap instead to support the eldercare team
>>150418559they will be racing HARD against the 107% rule which will not matter since it will be overlooked 100%
CadiCHADS rise up, who’s Day 1 here?
checobros... we're going home
>>150418655>>150418627you now own your personal toddler/puppy/cat crusher
inb4 Cadillac pulls a 2009 and Bottas becomes a champion
>>150418685Too small
>>150417991Mcrae?
>>150418691faster acceleration, so you don't end up with those "one that got away" situations
>>150418693yeah
>>150418697RIP to a real one
>>150418408>Also what does "dry" mean for beers?Same as wine, the opposite of sweet
>>150418550>>150418559Absolute keks. Day 1 Cadibro here
>>150418550>>150418559>Perez and BottasDamn, i'd rather take Druggo and Migg instead
>mfw imagining all the unstoppable lithium battery fires
>>150418550>>150418559live gimi reaction:
>Ferrari engineskWAB
Earth will not survive mexican-finnish alliance
>>150418559now this will be fun
I wanted Hulk to outlast those faggots :-(
>>150418559>two old fraudsand who is their team principal, gunther steiner? because it sounds like his idea
>>150418689If Caddy pulls a Brawn Poorez would be the one to clinch it. Buttass is pretty good in qualy laps but his race pace is abysmal as fuck. Poorez' pace isn't much better either, but is at least passable.
will poorez or cuckass be #1 driver?
>>150418559>Nü team>washed out midfieldersEven the Apex prop cars will laps them
>two #2 driversSo ambitious!
>>150418559This will be the measuring stick to compare shamilton and amx. Although it depends on the car, if its heavily biased towards one driver the comparison is moot
bottas vs perez h2h will be a fun yardstick stat wise
Drugovich bros... its over.
>>150418785bottas 24-0 in qualycheco 24-0 in race
>>150418711This essential viewing for the Caddy lore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMNSXFpi4Ig
>>150418786>>150418786>>150418786
>>150418559VALE_ULTRAS WE ARE SO BACK
>>150418550I love how they chose the 2 typical number 2, it's gonna be a rivalry for the ages, they're both gonna fight to be the best number 2
