>Lap:#8067>Countdown to I Hate Sand GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150398246>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:204>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:215 (214 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 284 (+18)NOR: 275 (+25)VER: 187 (+2)RUS: 172 (+15)LEC: 151 (+12)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)Ferrari: 260 (+12)Mercedes: 236 (+16)Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 810.43 (+77.72)NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)>NewsKeanu Reeves confirms Bottas and Perez will drive for Cadillac next yearTotal inferior Schumi death
Schumacher thinks he deserves a seat just because of his last name
>>150418786107% DNS making a flaming comeback
boddas and cheggo :DD
>major engine rule change >ferrari engineIt's so fucking over
Bottas & Perez have signed with Cadillac but Yuki Tsunoda will carry on.
>>150418786HOLY SHIT ITS REAL ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Can't wait for getting smashed in the face with a new random funny epic Bottas social media post every week again.
>>150418832whitest driver lineup on the grid
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO CHECOOOOOOOOO!!!! FUCK YOU UGLY FAT BRITISH BASTARDS. FUCK ALL YOU BRITISH CUNTS. EXCEPT FOR MARTIN BEUNDLE! FUCK YOU BLANDO FUCK YOU CROFTY FUCK YOIUUUU ((KRAVITZ)) ILL SEE YOU BURN IN THE FIRES! BURN IN THE FIRES YOU HORRIBLE SWINE! CHECO FOREVER! FOREVAAA
F1 needs prime Hamilton back
>>150418832Is the voice AI?
No one actually thinks it's a good lineup or the best lineup possible with available drivers, right?
>prime Hamiltonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MshdLhvTmoQ
>>150418849My mother is happy. It is a great line up. Fuck you
>>150418849If Ricciardo could have 100% assured he would gotten to his pre-McLaren form he would probably have been a better choice than Perez.
>>150418786PUM PUM BOOTTAS PUM PUM BOOTTAS PUM PUM BOOTTAS
>>150418786This is gonna be a recipe for disaster
how old are (You), /f1/?
He became an american overnight lets gooo
>>150418832>fastest sport on earth But F1 is neither the fastest nor a sport...
>>150418863they forgot to add Stroll's age to Alonso's
Couple of more slots up for grabs. At risk for sure is Colapinto. Pretty sure Tsunoda will stay at RB. Hadjar and maybe someone else in Racing Bulls. Everything else is fair game after that
>>150418873kek fuck you
I don't think anyone actually wants "Rookie#n+1 [AI]" on the track, to be replaced every other raceF1 needs its heroes. Like prime Barrichello, Massa, Bottas or Hayes.
ENTER
I bet Cadillac will be faster than Redbull next year (Max excluded)
None of these rookie drivers have impressed me except Bortoleto.
>>150418856He said he’s done with racing. He’s lost his edge mate. Hard thing to get back as a race car driver
>>150418849It's just the most conservative lineup. Perez at minimum is not F1 quality but has too much money to ignore.
>>150418832>Volveremos mas fuertesHe was right
>>150418934Romania in not up country quality either
>>150418786>1 more teamHow will the point system work now? the 11 first drivers get points? What do you get when you're 10 and 11, 2 and 1 point?
butt arse bros we're backChego hermanos we're also back
>>150418812To be fair, he did deserve his shot in F1 based on his junior career, but he just didn't deliver. He should have accepted it and moved on with dignity. I think you're right that it's about his last name because I don't know how else he could argue for a return. He constantly binned it and could barely reach the pace of the mediocre Magnussen, who'd been dragged out of retirement and subsequently got utterly wrecked by the not top tier Hulkenberg, who'd also been dragged out of retirement.>>150418856Ricciardo really wasn't that bad in 2021. Bit of a rough start and Norris got the better of him in qualifying overall, but he outscored Norris after the summer break even if you arbitrarily exclude Monza.I think the 2022 ground effect regs did him in more than anything else. Maybe the 2026 regs would suit him more, but it's probably too late as his confidence is shattered.
>>150418959You shove a baguette up your ass and chase escargots around the race track. First person to cross the line and shit on a french flag wins
>>150418959Why should it change? Keep it like it is.
>>150418969But enough about American traditional games, is there any change in the point system for 2026?
miggers.... its so over
*be's being a f-1 piloti again*
With the grid mostly set for 26:Who will drive for RB/RBR and Alpine?
>>150418988Me
>>150418976Because the current system is that you get no point when you're in the last half, but now it means no point for the majority of the cars attending the race, not just half
2014 the 107% rule was ignored with back markers iircit just doesnt really matter as a rookie backmarker team. i for one look forward to frequently seeing the fight at the front being photo bombed by chego/buttass slowly trucking along. maybe a wave and smile to the camera.
Dead BullHornyman lostKwabstappen will be overtaken by Cadillac Ferrari #11 shitbox in 2026Should take Toto's deal you 2nd generation Vettel
>>150418994The teams should build a better car then.
gimi
>>150418994Sucks to be slow, losers deserve nothing.
>>150418911Hadjar
vale ultras bros, puro pinche brosWEARESOFUCKING BACK
>when the amigos buyed your meal
>People complaining they didn't go with a hecking talented young driverBOTTAS SURGE
>>150418786sexual euphemism
>>150418994You are new to f1 aren't you
>>150418994Nigga there used to be like 6 points paying positions on a grid of 26+ cars, if anything points for half the field has been overpay for the past couple of decades.
>>150418786
So exactly what the fuck is Cadillac thinking? Two shit beta male drivers are what they are entering F1 with?
>>150419093>00:09 seconds>me after gooning to Sophia for 14 hours straight
Im so happy checo is back in a seat. Lets hope he is able to preform fairly well.
>>150419125Who would you have picked?
>>150419135nyggers and miggers
>>150419148So you have no idea
>>150418994No it's not, it's point for top 10. There were more than 20 cars on the grid from 2010-16, and P11 still got dick all
>>150419125>why would a new team pick two experienced drivers who drove for championship winning teams instead of two shitters
kwabillac
>>150418856Danny Ric just needs more time...
>>150419125Who else were they going to get? None of the top drivers were going to take a gamble on a new team with a Ferrari customer engine. There aren't any Generational Talents available and waiting for a shot in F1, and we don't need more mediocre young shitters binning it every other session. I'd have gone for Sainz over Bottas or Perez, but he's already signed to Williams (and not doing as well as expected), so they got about the best they could for now.
>Cadillac 2026 WCC position: WD
>>150419258What about Alex Dunne?
>>150418786Shiny Bottas, Matte Perez
>>150418965But colapiss and shartonelli deserve a seat.
>>150418859VALE VALE VALE
>>150419292Kek very goodcan you remove the background and have them wear Cadillac caps? Maybe put them in the paddock
>>150419093>>150419130TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
actually ver 2, maybe its better?>>150419300no thats enough effort from me
>>150418846F1 has "prime Hamilton". The difference is that he's only in a decently competitive car, rather than a dominant one now.
name my band
>another tranny lover on the grid next yearit's getting to be too tiresome
>>150419309Yeah, that's better.
Buenos días. 4chanx no me está funcionando :(
anyone who thought kwabmilton would even get anywhere near lecuck doesn't know shit about f1, but that's what I expect from his retarded ass fucked up fans
>>150419349Get 4chan-XT anon, it's the same thing but better. You can also transfer your settings.
>>150418786Hey, Checo has a scar on his left cheek. Who has the schizo theory of celebrities having face scars that came up when Sainz had a similar injury?
Fenno-Mexican cooperation could spell trouble for the Western world
>>150419352If this is a new ritual post for you it would be better if you removed the "up"
>>150419349works on my machine
>>150419349you probably just need to update it or reinstall it
>>150419309>I'm lovin itKekIf I'd change one more thing it would be so you can just see the tip of BOTs mustache
Not a sport.>>>/o/
Now to the left.\o\<<<
>>150419483You forgot your arabian language
>>150419470i think the joke gets through without it, and it'd be weird to see it from that back angle? also that anon who said it works better without the car i agree, on the off chance someone saves my oc i hope they save this, dont think the black background car adds anything
>>150419358It's really impressive when oppressed people like (blacks or women) climb up from the slums
I don't think I've ever seen a Cadillac in Germany.Fords and Chryslers used to be common and Chevrolet has a market for smaller cars.And Tesla until Elon chudded out.
>>150419358She's pure, unrelenting, SEX
>>150419266What about him? His junior record is nothing special.>>150419275No.
>>150419561i dont think the average finn can even recognize the badge
>>150419316"Valtteri Perez" does sound like a decent name for some alternative-rock band.
>>150419583I was gonna say it's literally just a cross it's one of the most recognisable badges but then I realised that's chevrolet
>>150419589Name it, PV. So you can call them, Pasados (de) Verga, when they do well, and Pura Verga, when they do shit.
>>150419644I don't know what that means so its not funny
>he doesnt Pasados his (de) Verga
>>150419589>alternative-rock band.pseudointellectual fusion rock solo artist*with 1-2M youtube subscribers, mixed heritage male model looking guy who stares at the camera in a revealing outfit*
>>150419561it's probably why they didn't pick migg, they know there's no point, may as well try to sell their piece of shit cars to mexicans
>2 midfield drivers signing for a new team
>>150419316Valco Borez
>>150419293So happy I can be in a fanbase with the Fins now. Let’s fucking go. Finlandia and Patròn for cocktails tonight
>two beta cucks racing for cadicuck>likely with a depraved sex pest as TPdesperately grim.
I am so ready for Valttergio
>>150418832>are vale and puro pinche linked upneed it
>2 operated frauds in a caddy An everyday sight
>>150419857Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot.
>>150419887Just like the Stanley Cup in America.
>yfw Checo going to Cadillac ends up being an upgrade over Red Bull
new edd just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msb6bnen4ug
>red bull in 3 years
>>150419931>new edd just dropped
>>150419903No one gives a fuck about Gary's rigged league.Go back to posting about your bowel movements on the contaminant general
>>150419949
>>150419975hes less fat than you, amerifatso
>>150419972Keep crying leaf. It’s a good thing ya’ll got suicide pods up north. I’m surprised McDavid didn’t hop in one himself. See you there in two weeks bitch
>>150419913See >>150419972
Sonny Hayes
>>150419949mild kek
>>150419992See >>150419991America is the capital of hockey. Now all Canada has is jeets. I would give up on hockey myself too if I were you guys.
>>150419589Sounds like a white latina porn acress name
>>150420015hot
>>150420020>So I heard you're an upcoming performer, is your name really pronounced like that or are you too fucking dumb to spell "Valkyrie"?
>>150420015sexo con latinxs(female)
>>150419093sexo: the thread.
>>150419093>pulls it outwhat a dumb cunt
well, i see that checo-bottas is real, good, i think it was the best optioni think a mexifag owes the other mexifag an apology for being rude when he said that it was likely that perez would be announced todayim a but salty, this makes alonso not so old in comparison
>>150418786KWABillac
Bottas is only 35?
>ynr AMX will drive a "Ford"
>>150420088I would never pull out with Sophia
>Alex Palou to Red Bull rumours came from Palou's agent and there is no interest in the driver at Red BullKWABhttps://f1-insider.com/formel-1-max-verstappen-teamkollege-red-bull-69082/
>>150420142Nothing wrong with a good ferd
>>150418849Never has been since 2014 (except for Max, but he's already focusing himself towards Gran Autismo and endurances)All cars becoming utterly expensive trucks doesn't help either
Choco-bottas :DDDDDDDDDD
>>150420184wew lad
I'M LE HECKIN DUFFMANERINO XDXDXDXDBut seriously, he's getting worse than Shitti Ricci
>>150418786Cadillac is going to break new ground in F1 by being the first team in an entire decade to place P11 in the WCC.
>>150420175fixortrgaindony
>>150419994>scramble out of the cockpit>your teamate just parks at the door making an ass of himselfid be pissed
>>150420171>making both F1 and indy more exciting It was too good to be true
Why didn't they hire him?
>>150420293
>>150420244Soon to be Found On pit Road Dead
Can you even buy a caddy in Finland?
>>150420346yeah
FirstOnRaceDay
FixOurRacecarDony
ummmm,how many engines will die next season? do you think that caddy can manage a point because of that?Hispania racing team is the team with the most entries without ever scoring a point, so already by 2010 the engines were save enough so that the 12 team would never score, but these next engines look so fucking ass bro
>>150420368Can't see Boss Hog in one of those
>>150419577>unrelenting>not relentless
Edd is right that the first 2026 test being private is bull shit and we deserve to see the engine failures
>>150420456I want Mercedes to build a great engine with major reliability issues so half the grid has a glass canon PU and constant DNF worries
>Isack Hadjar is understood to be highly resistant to the idea of a promotion to Red Bull for 2026Another one to the meat grinder ajajajaja
>>150420368>34 000 balles for a white Caddy with plastic bumperJesus Finbros are you okay
DonyAnotherCarIs in need of your expertAttention
>>150420485ALONSO WDCHONDA-NEWEY-ISRAEL-ARABIA SAUDI-OLDEST MAN ALIVE
>>150420506>HNIASOMAwhat brand is this
>>150420499>One more driver bro I swear you're the one just one more please
>>150420506HondaArabia saudiNeweyOldest man aliveIsraeljajaja hanoi
>>150420506
>>150420533>post ending in 33>randomly generated filename ending in 33win #33 confirmed
>>150420506What if the Honda engine goes back to how it started?
>>150420556
>>150420171Red Bull would be straight up retarded to not offer Palou a seat. Marco should be put out to pasture
amx
FrensOrRight nowDie
>>150420556Fernando needs to appear next year with a cane and a fake beard like Brabham did 60 years ago.
>>150420580
Furiously OrgasmingRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>2026 cadillac>2027 ford>2028 chevrolet>2029 subway gp>2030 under armour gp>2031 lululemon gp>2032 amazon gp>2033 apple gp>2050 levi's gp>2051 coca cola gp>2052 culture victory achieved
>>150420654>lululemoncanadian
>>150420654>>2031 lululemon gpmm they can have all fit and thin female mechanics in leggings and sports bras with hair in pony tails nothing else
Why is there a thread about a movie on /sp/?
>>150420556Damn, looking good for a 113-year old man.
>>150420707queer
>>150420675>femaleslow down there, buck
>>150420707hate and racism keep him young
>>150420721italians are not queer - they are cultured, flamboyant, sophisticated.
>>150420654>2051 coca cola gp
>>150420732This. Imagine saying statue related looks bad just because it's got a benis on it.If anything that'd make you the faggot for focusing on it.
>Beef. It's What's for Dinner. GP
>>150420759Lmao have they even seen a penis before? No one has one that big
>>150420759I think that penis looks average, plenty enough even
>>150420759when i was there the guy that gives you a tour of the city told us that the penis was so small and the head so big because the mind is more important than the sexual desire, or something like thathe also told us that there were veins in his hand that dont exist in the human body, but were put there to convey the tension he was feeling
>>150420081TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
If you think Bottas and Poorez lineup is a good team. You are delusional.
>>150420171what are his current ties with zak brown?
New to F1. How do we decide what racer to cheer for? For lifelongs like yourselves, is it just the guy you grew up having a crush on?
>>150420894You cheer for Williams and Ferrari
>>150420759Balls are too big for my taste
>>150420913the bollocks should be big and meaty though. big balls is the symbol of courage
>>150420854Just like true American fat Zak is suing himhttps://www.planetf1.com/news/major-financial-details-revealed-in-30-million-mclaren-lawsuit-against-alex-palou
>>150420894Depends, are you straight o gay? what's you favorite color? Are you racist? Are you satisfied with your life? Do you like challenging your faith every weekend? How do you feel about the British? How do you feel about the Jews? How do you feel about age gap relationships? We can give you an answer only after you answer these questions.
>>150419093Oops it's a gusher (not talking about the keg)
>>150420924Maybe thats why Palou wants that Red Bull money
>>150420894Memes.Just choose your favorite meme team/driver.
>>150420894Cheer for whoever has the hottest girlfriend, so the more he wins the more slutty pictures get leaked
>>150420981based 2014 valt fan
>>150421087>thinking of horse cock
>>150421087Bottas was a retard for cheating on her with a man
>>150421128Imagine your finnish wife nagging you about how you're not as good as Lewis every day, I would have left too (not for a tranny though)
>>150421087bottas needs the black girlfriend effect
>>150421128>with a manThere also were women at Mercedes involved in the cheating, anon. It wasn't just Toto.
>>150421147I would be less racist if even 1% of them looked like that
>>150421147More like Charlius L'crack
>>150420894Plenty of twinks in current grid so now you can choose with your dick
Orange car good.
Straight raw monkey sex with the ugliest F1 academy driver
>>150421277
>2 (two) number 2 driverswhat were they thinking
>lando will be WDC by the end of this year
>>150421277>the ugliest F1 academy driverWhich is?
>>150420894We select them over specific traits like: courage, speed, virtue, racecraft, sex appeal, beauty, knowledge, athleticism
>>150421277>>150421320>chloe chongbaffling that they put her in the makeup car this year when they had the relatively attractive ms lovinfosse last year*literally* lipstick on a pig
>>150420894most of this general picks the most annoying driver, then they pick whoever is capable of beating them
>>150420894There is no point to do this unless you watch DTS (are gay or a woman)
>>150420894The guy from your country, whoever wins (except if he's black), Stroll
>>150421368>chloe chongReally? She looks pretty cute. A bit homely, sure. And certainly not plastered in make-up like some others. But that's a positive in my book.There must be someone uglier than her.Also: Any relation to the Harry Potter character?
>>150421443absolute boiler. would kick her out of bed and all
>>150421481>boilerwhy can't you just speak english?
>>150421299buttass and poorez are born to be number 2s
>>150421147based
>>150421481>would kick her out of bedSo you think she likes it rough?
>>150419258Taylor Barnard
You now remember he was supposed to het the caddy seat
>>150420081>>150419093>>150419130do you guys think she likes kinky shit involving her tracheotomy scar?
>>150420576Marco has an actual job now, hes not just some old man who hangs around the factory
>>150421568I think he would have been better than the other american they forced into a seat for the viewership. But maybe not
>>150418786no thanks
>>150418994Back in the early 90's, you had 26 cars on the grid and only the top 6 got points, with like 10 other cars which failed to pre qualify, we're not gonna change the point system everytime the number of cars changes.
>>150418845STFU chicANO.
>>150418786Does the winner have to drive against Mark Webber in 2027?
>>150419309lmao
>>150421721No, against Button
>>150421523english english or what you pickneys call english?
>>150421681>we
>>150421681oui
>>150420654>BLACKED AIPAC F1 team.
>>150421443You clearly have yellow fever
>>150421766there you go again speaking foreign
>>150419515Lmao.
>>150419515LMAO
I think it's really wonderful that Cadillac are giving second chances to the elderly.
F1
>>150421880I watched it yesterday, and it was a really bad movie.I don't get the hype around it.
>>150421941there is no hype. I liked it. I watched it in IMAX though
>>150421923why is god there
Imagine if Perez just keeps crashing in 2026
>>150421988is this made with wild caught or farm raised checo?
>nooo checo and bottas are bad drivers just ignore all the races they've wonTheres not a single driver pairing you can get better to this. How do I know? Because no one has actually suggested a better one itt
>>150422006It's actually a bean-based vegan Checo substitute
>>150422057>bean-based Checo substituteso an actual mexicano czecho?
>>150422050It should've been Zhou and Pouchaire
sophia
>>150422050Felipe Drugovich.The problem with Bottas and Checo is that they've already checked out of F1, they dont really care. Bottas cares about cycling more than F1 for years now, since he lost Mercedes seat. A younger driver would tryhard.
>>150421368>>150421481>>150421812Here you go, anons. Did a little scientific evaluation.(Never even heard of most of these girls.)
>>150422050BarnardDrugoPouchaireKmag
>>150422050proudy + any recent f2 reject is miles better than two retired boomersor just one retired boomer + an f2 rejectthey're not going to build anything by having two drivers past their sell-by date before they even signed
>>150422133>pin not S tier
Perez + Drugo/Mick/any younger driver available
>>150422050He would need a SL i think but it would be a good time
>>150422133>Gademan and Havrda the same as Chong and below Cinconte, Weug and PinChong should be the same as Chamber Hausmann, LLoyd, Anagnostiadis and Palmowski
>>150422178Make an argument for why she should be.
>>150422133I still don't belive she is 18, she looks 40
>>150422133I do not agree with your rankings
>>150422133Rafaela > Courtney
>>150422133>albaSEX SEX SEX>cronesex>nobelsSEX SEX SEX>joannesex>weugno sex>doriSEX SEX SEX>macacinhano sex>gapedmansex>leafetteno sex>liano sex>[+]sex>ellasex>aivasex>felbermayerno sex>bottom row boilers + chongno sex. so ugly i am physically incapable of sex with them
>>150422195>Gademan and HavrdaGademan is slightly prettier than Chong, but not enough to warrant a tier difference.Havrda is not. She looks almost British and her narrow features remind me of Kinski's Nosferatu.>ChambersMuch uglier.>HausmannHead too wide.>LLoydLooks like a 12-year-old and the smile she sports on every other picture of hers looks forced.>AnagnostiadisLooks as Greek as she sounds.>PalmowskiMuch uglier.
>>150422276mate just have a wank and a vb and go to sleep youre fucked
>>150422276>>crone>sexI won't stand for this slander. She's deserves a SEX at least.
>>150419316Checo and the Finn
>>150422277Again proving you have horrible yellow fever.And I say that as someone with an Asian wife.
>>150422220>his slander. She's deserves a SEX atThat's okay, anon. You have the right to be wrong.
Why are there so many retarded British people whose whole life is devoted to F1 commentary. Like it’s atleast 10% of their population spewing out shit opinions. In the UK you either die to a paki or live long enough to become a retarded f1 commentator. ALL YOU BRITS HAVE THE SAME FUCKING OPINION. “Well I think they should have gone with one experienced and one inexperienced” WE GET IT. SHUT THE FUCK UP BONGS
TwoMoreWeeksBros we are back
>>150422200she cute
>>150422311>Again proving you have horrible yellow fever.I literally put the yellow American in the bottom tier, anon.
>>150419316The Jobbers.
>>150422313>major quoting mistakeGo to sleep Hans, you need it.
>>150422327But not as cute as the top three, is she?
>>150422195Gademan only looks in this one pic>>150421287
>>150422318i do also hate the fact that every f1 youtuber is a britbong. maybe its a native language thing
>mfw i get a bit of lando and lewis in my mouth
>>150422346I’m starting to root for censorship in the UK.
>>150422345Isn't she the one with the jump rope video? That looked good
>>150422329And she's the better looking Asian
>>150422168>they're not going to build anything by having two drivers past their sell-by date before they even signedthis, i would understand if they at least pick someone known for great inputmight as well take tricky ricky for his technical prowess at this point kek
>>150422360>bouncing tits look goodYou might be onto something there, anon.
>>150420592Didn't Brabham won that race? That's the hard part
>>150420894Watch Drive To Survive and make your decision from that.
>>150422346No they aren't, there's the 2 American podcast guys and there's one from Australia and New Zealand.
>>150422370>brown Ameri-Chin better lookingNow who's the one that has yellow fever here?
>>150422360>>150422374
>>150422358youre being a bit of a hypocrite there because both World Wars were about Europe joining together to sink that whole island, and we would have done it if both times you hadn't come and saved them, despite the fact that the entire thing was none of your fuckin business. And here we are today.
>debuffed nobels still mogs the entire league
>>150420654Onlyfans F1 team with only sexy females for drivers and crew when?
the only good f1 podcast is the reserve drivers podcast by tim mcdonald, host of the cheap seats with mel bracewell and mel tracina
>>150422400That was only Germany.
>>150422400Yeah mate, me who was born in 1998, it’s my fault. I’m such a fucking hypocrite
>>150422375Believe in Honda
>>150422400Hitler fucking loved the UK and was royally cheesed that we didn't want to be on his side
>Johnny Herbert on Alonso: "Stroll has shown that he is as good as Fernando at the moment and could even improve a bit". "I would show the Methuselah of drivers the exit door."The man is a walking seething foaming machine
>>150421087I though it was her sister, she has the same jaw and eyes lamo
>>150422416>only Germany.dude...Haven't you ever noticed that when youre in one of those big World Cup and Euro Cup matches, the entire continent is always rooting for - whoever the other team is?>>150422459True, Hitler loved you. You got me there.
https://racer.com/2025/08/26/-i-have-nothing-to-prove-says-perez-ahead-of-f1-return-with-cadillac>when you see like the amount of points that they've scored, it's like five points in the entire season. So I don't think I've got anything to prove in that regard.
>>150422502>sport is geopolitics and war
PURO PINCHE bros....... We're back!
>>150422387No, that's having a lack of yellow fever. Chong is really not that good looking.
Yeah Bottas gives us Finns hope for better tomorrow for sure
The most epic duo on the grid. xD
>>150422536it isnt? Cause my flag declared independence and dissolved Yugoslavia over a football match.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYbGZXW0-Xk
>>150422133alba chads
>>150422525Bongs aren’t allowed to have opinions on the internet anymore. I’m reporting you to your local council. You need a permit for those opinions.
>>150422133wait wait wait why is maya ranked so high
>>150422318The UK is the country (nationality? Ethnicity? Whatever) with the most presence and success in Formula 1 throughout all of its existence. It's kinda like a national sport for them
God I missed these edits, cant wait for the Caddy one.
>>150422498>"Stroll has shown that he is as good as Fernando at the moment and could even improve a bit". "I would show the Methuselah of drivers the exit door."Trvth Nvke
When is the GOAT returning
What if in an effort for world peace all the nuclear armed nations decided to dispose of their nukes, I mean detonate all their nukes on that garbage island called Britain. That would be so nice
>somehow the mexican has returned...
>>150422632Please no, we're way to close to them for that and it's only the English that are terrible.
>>150422459pretty sure hitler only loved UK during chamberlain's administration, because they were campaigning the hardest to keep britain out of war/f1/ related because russell drove hitler's rocketship earlier this year
>>150422619I’m going to steal the Magna Carta
>>150422665You’re right. The Scottish and the Welch shall be spared
Did you miss me /f1/ ?
>>150422682FOR THE GRAPES
This isn't funny, I and my friends and family and pets live here. We'd all die
>>150422459>Hitler fucking loved the UKYeah, I mean, Hitler kinda looked up to Churchill like Trump looks up to Putin. Never quite got to his level of despotism.
Heh... there's always next year Kmag bros...
>>150422540>a lack of yellow feverAre you arguing that she's too brown to be considered yellow? What's it then? Curry-addiction?
Horner announcement when?
>>150422711Fly the flag, nigel
>>150422711Yeah that’s crap grammar, especially from an “Englishman”. You are a poo. Poo hands wrote that post.
>>150422743No, I'm just saying that because I don't have yellow fever, I see that Chambers looks better than Chong. Not saying that either is good looking/
>>150422610>why is maya ranked so highShe has that Schumacher-esque look that just works in racing.
>>150422765>because I don't have yellow feverHow would you know? Something is obviously wrong with your taste.
>>150422747ginger old spice will announce the divorce
>>150422711not to worry, the sexy ones will be evacuated
My proposed points systems in an inverted grid point set up.First place gets points that match the number of racers on the grid, and it drops down from there until last place on the grid gets one point.Let the shitters get some points, keep the higher places a little closer together so you have to consistently do well to stay in the points but don't have to necessarily always get a podium to fight whoever is dominating in any given year, makes keeping track a little easier.I don't think it's necessarily good, but decisions aren't made in f1 based on if they're good or not, so it would be fine.
told you fuckers that checo was so back
>>150422809TLDR. SOMEONE GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE
>>150422813So back in the slowest team on the grid
>>150422801Pic unrelated?
>>150422813>stopped racing because he's washed up and was placing terribly>brought back to give a new team a little bit of recognition right off the batAlonso 2.0.
>>150422809I propose a Eurovision-style points system.The first ten finishers get points. 12 for first, 10 for second and then 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.Also, there'll be a second set of those points, decided by televoting. Winner of the televote gets 12, runner-up 10, then again 8 to 1. British drivers always get 0, of course.
My proposal would be to have EOMM (engagement oriented matchmaking) in F1. What this means is it utilizes working algorithms to decide which drivers are approaching their usual churn threshold and will react by "throwing them a bone", meaning their next race will be rigged in their favor in order to give them a feel-good moment and keep them from being churned out.
>buttass is backi honestly would have preferred no finns on the grid instead of this social media obsessed faggot
>>150422760The grammar is perfectly fine; it's just unconventional to put "I" first when listing people but it's not incorrect. Y'all.>>150422801Oh. Luckily that includes me and my friends and family and pets (especially the pets (and super especially the family)).
>>150422829pic absolutely fucking related!
>>150422888Yeah poo? Chat gpt tell you that?
>>150422888>my friendsWho are those "friends" you keep mentioning?
>>150422889Embarrassing, you can see her nipple
>>150422789How I know?Because I can walk in China and not be attracted to like 99,99 of the women. But most women in Europe (except UK) are attractive.>>150422829That's a 11/10 in the UK
>>150422865Him and Checo will be so washed that nobody will know what the actual pace of the Cadillac is
>>150422913>except UKGlad you added that qualifier. Otherwise I'd have to seriously question your sanity.
>>150422889Should have posted this instead
>>150422912haha whoops i'll let her know
>>150422916Your underwear is so washed that nobody will know how many times you shat your pants
>>150422908Why the fuck would I need slopgen to tell me that>>150422911My fellow British flags here on /f1/
>>150422957>British flags here on /f1/Most of those are VPNs though.
>>150422957Notice how he said flags not fellow Englishmen. I can smell your poo through the screen poo
>>150422985I don't know whether they're all English, genius
/sp/ was far better with Welsh, Scottish and e*glish flags
>>150423068well, with the welsh and scottish ones
>>150423068I do like the Welsh flag.They forgot to colour-in the blue sky in the background though.
>>150422861>"British drivers always get 0, of course"Never going to happen. If the brits aren't winning f1, they change the rules to try and change that. If the brits are winning, they get to cheat to make sure they get to win.
>>150423045I’m going to call you Saar Farts from here on.
Brutal
>>150423127>graphic design is my passion
>>150423127>blue sky>Wales
>>150423127Also they accidentally made its tongue another tail
Gonna try Nair on my balls and asshole to lose weight like F1 drivers
>>150423136I didn't know Checo had bantsNice
>>150423132I guess they'll just have to rig the televote then, like Asjerba.. Assher... Azerby... Baku and Israel have done in the actual ESC.
>>150423150instead blue sky it should be tanks and electric guitars and flames
>>150423127how are kids supposed to draw this shit in school
>>150423150Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the sunniest place in the uk thank you very much
Have bottas and perez even touched an f1 car in over a year?
>>150423201When they're not stoned as shit, kids are able to draw a dragon.
How many next year?
>>150423260
>>150422133>Weug and Pin above GademanThis is sloppy research at best
>>150423201Good grief it looks like the dumbest, low iq retard has entered the thread. We can all stop bickering now guys.
>>150423201
>>150423339>Start with the face detail before finishing the body proportions
>>150423378This one better?Doesn't seem to be "forkids.com" though.
>>150423378You start with making a detailed picture of a dragon.Then erase the parts so you just have the outline
>>150423404yes because it puts the details last>>150423418Drawing is so much easier when you do a rough draft first, even kids can get really far by doing that
>/f1/ relentless formula one general teaches a low iq Jamaican how to draw a dragon for kids.
>>150423518/f1/ - /i/ crossover when?
>>150423418Like this?
>>150423555b*ttas is a teenage girl
>>150423555Alonstroll is the manliest driver pairing
>>150423624Well done, anon.Now make it red and draw the rest of the flag.
>>150423639drawing is my passion
>>150423603Source?
>>15042329910/10 would disappoint
>huruphoer op
>>150423663Cute.
>>150423674Superb.You now can graduate Welsh elementary school.
>>150423260>>150423312both of you draw the fucking dragon right now
> dragon flag
>>150420913Thats what she said
>>150422498wow, he did say that, cam on jimmy, it was 9 years ago, let it go, it was just a little joke
>>150423704>one, two, three, four ... fourAren't there supposed to be seven dragon balls?
>>150423714im still mad for the australia 24 penal
>>150423713Who?
PER and BOT on GMAhttps://youtu.be/WJg0Y2zOHbU
Hey guys rate my OCIt could be the logo of a Formula One team maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJg0Y2zOHbU
>>150423704>dragonfag
>>150423757jejeje, we posted the same vid
>>150423751Come again?
>>150423784inside or in your face??jejeje
>>150423757>>150423761no thanks
>>150423759>It could be the logo of a Formula One team maybe?Looks more like an energy drink to me.
>>150423784...as the actress said to the bishop
>>150423704oriental "dragons" are not actually dragons
>Bottas and Perez for Cadillac Predictions for next year? How many?
>>150423691Here you go idiot.
>>150423797ok
>>150423847Shut up you gigantic nerd
>>150423856Did you write "White" and then rub it out
>>150423759Considering that Hamilton is probably going to retire soon, I don't see that being a sponsor any time soon.
>>150423820I didnt know this expression!>>150423796Sometimes the easy ones are the sweetest to laugh at
>>150423888ENTER
>>150423869Please have patience, I'm retarded and exhausted as fuck.
>>150423912He's not a big enough degenerate yet. Mercedes will diddle him to that point eventually, but not yet.
>>1504238561. looks like shit2. not red3. not good enough to be used as a welsh flag on a maritime vessel and therefore is not a real flag4.FUCK YOU
>>1504239391. it was about kids being able to draw it2. that's like your opinion, man3. thankfully, I'm a technician and not an artist4. you wish
>>150423757guys, I challenge you to watch DTS. Because Boates is a nice guy!
>>150423869it's a metaphor....think about it
This is the flag of Cardiff
>>150424009a magician is someone who understands the art of k. magnussen (getting your balls sucked)so whats a technician?
>>150423670he himself with his eating disorder
>>150424083Why is there a flag on the flag of Cardiff?Why is the dragon rubbing its flagpole?
>>150424063that has to be bait
>>150424063i wish i hadn't read thatdon't ever post filth like that here againfuck
>>150424009I deny the allegations
>>150424063i believe him
>>150424085I know the art of getting your balls sucked, by a machine.
>>150424102>Why is there a flag on the flag of Cardiff?It's the flag of Glamorgan, the county Cardiff is in>Why is the dragon rubbing its flagpole?It's scratching it. Dragons are like big, winged felines
>>150424114I make no promises>>150424142intredasting. Draw the machine.
>>150424184kanker op
>>150424184Nobody post ToT
>>150424227You just did.
>>150424267https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use%E2%80%93mention_distinction
what did the george-entity mean by this
>>150424063Why do Texans love Checo so much?
>>150424291Texas is northern Mexico
>>150424157>GlamorganIs that glam-organ or glamor-gan?
>>150424291Texas is just mexico light
>>150424291I DON'T KNOW I'M DUTCH
Gimi
>>150422801
It's time we stop violence against groundhogs
>>150424322you are dutchnow you know, jejeje
>>150424338
>>150419309Bravo, veliseni.
>>150424291>Texans
>>150422459>weWhich part of the 1940s are you from?
>>150424417Westside
>>150424396
>>150424063>"we love the checo"Brownoid detected. Probably some Mexican in San Antonio or something.
Bottas will trounce Checo in qualifying but on race day it will be pretty equalBottas probably takes the sprints mostly
>>150424533>Mexicaneither a dumb chi or a dumb regio
>>150424548did >we congratulate him yesterday?
>>150424547so just like their days at williams and force india, I will make my prediction once they actually test their vrooms
>>150423663>>150423674how did i do
>>150423912Ferrari like twink boys now?
>>150424588Both will be overshadowed by Hulk
>>150424620can't be overshadowed by someone who is overshadowed himself by an even greater man
>>150424533Some Mexicans are white.
>>150424558or mika hakkinen now living in texas
>>150424714Yes you canIt makes it worse for the initially overshadowed
>>150424595it's brown
btw it seems that checo's contract is 2+1 with an option that includes even more years depending on performances and if both parties still think is worth working together havent heard anything regarding checo's salary, only that checo is bringing a shit ton of sponsor money already
>>150424291>Why do Tejanos love Checo so much?
>>150424595SNES > PS1
Where new bread?
baking
>>150424906You're getting baked alright
>>150424944>>150424944>>150424944
>>150421941it was utter trash
