Anime.Tom Brady.
He knows ball
What did she mean by this?>Joy Taylor roasted Jason Whitlock saying:>"I'm surprised he's still with us. I don't think anything works harder than his cholesterol.... Didn't he say something about peanut butter? What a shock. FOOD"
>>150405665
Thinking about making a>My Rammies :)Sign for the season opener.
I want a 3-14 record and a top 5 pick
>uhm no, the only reason we dislike shedeur and shilo sanders isn't because of their race, we uhh - we just don't like nepo-babbies and their poor character>YABBADABBA WAOWZAHH IS THAT ARCH MANNING??!? SON OF THE COOPER MANNING??!? NEPHEW OF THE PEYTON AND ELI MANNING??!?!?, LOOK HOW BLUE HIS EYES ARE JIM HES GONNA BE JUST LIKE HIS GRANDPA!!
>>150405718I'm sorry, I mean top 3
>The Toronto Argonauts added NFL rookie S Shilo Sanders to their negotiating list, giving them negotiating rights if he plays in the Canadian Football League>The Argonauts added Browns rookie QB Shedeur Sanders to their negotiating list in July, so they now have rights to both Sanders brothers.
Joy Taylor only ever got a sports media job because she's related to Jason Taylor. She then cheated on her husband with both Emmanuel Acho and her boss as FS1 to try and climb the ladder. What a plonked disgusting narcissistic whore
>>150405730Mhhmm das rite
>>150405679I don't care. Why do retards here post so much TMZ cringe shit.
>>150405665Oh nono...
>>150405746It's football related
>>150405754No it isn't, fuck off. You post like a teenage girl.You too >>150405731
I was intrigued by Sam Leavitt and Cade Klubnik, then I heard the terms "high floor", "accurate", then someone compared one of them to Bo Nix. I'm out, don't want any of these weak niggas on my team.
Cade Klubnik isn't close to the athlete Bo Nix is and he isn't nearly as accurate a passer. You'd know that if you actually watched ball
Patty Cuckitini
>>150405753kek>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>150405782Fuck you and fuck Bo Nix.
>>150405754Parsons is my favorite player for this
>>150405731This
Post niggas that are never winning a single playoff game in their career
>>150405805mahomes after reid retires
>>150405790He would love to fuck Bo Nix lmao
>>150405731>>150405782werent you banned? why are you posting? could it be.. you're evading another ban? to shit up the thread? tsk tsk
Friendly reminder Mike Tomlin has 2 playoff wins without these two
>>150405853Steelers were fun to watch when Bruce Arians was their OC. Why'd they get rid of him?
Hero
>>150405837Who wouldn't?Go Chiefs
>Putting Jerry in the OPThis general is OBSESSED with Dem Boyz
Imagine if he'd had a real Head Coach his entire career instead of a cheerleader post 2006
DUDE PLONK LMAO
How do you respond without such mad?No really, he just BTFO out of you jobless cretins.
>>150405875Imagine if he had stopped his raping career and focused on football
>>150405875Imagine if Ben didn't have two HOF players on offense every year of his career too
>>150405886try again
Go to sleep
Steelers, Bengals and Browns fans love to say choke until you show them this
>>150405789>the second year Panthers ended the Cowgirls dynastyLol
>>150405921you're a euro larp never been to a ravens game kek
It’s all fun and games until Stetson Bennett leads my Rams to the Owl
>>150405934Imagine calling yourself a fan without ever actually seeing >your team in person. KWAB.
>>150405730FUCK. OFFWE'RE FULL
>>150405936Jimmy G will take the Rams to the Owl
>>150405936He's going to lead you to a great deal no money down on a brand new Hyundai Tucson. You're going to drive away smiling, He guarantees it!
Who in your objective opinion was the best QB of the 2010s?Wilson, Newton and Ryan would be the top 3 for me
>>150405961Brady. He mastered winning during this timeframe.
>>150405971Brady was never a top 5 QB in any year between 2010-2019 and sucked for the last 3 years lol
>>150405891Those whores were asking for it
>listen*adjusts mic*>sometimes the best thing in life is knowing when to hold em and knowing when to fold em. The Pittsburgh Steelers and Mike Tomlin remind me a little of me and my ex wife. You've got the ring. Lotta great history. But what have you done for me lately??*wry chuckle*>I mean don't get me wrong Mike Tomlin used to be a great partner. Remember when he paid James Harrison's fines after he knocked out Josh Cribbs? Haha don't worry about that Roger it was years ago you can ignore it. Anyway he used to be "that guy" who always had your back. The guy you could rely on...*exhausted sigh*>these days i can't think of a single thing he's done for me. Takes the trash out time to time. Got Kenny Pickett outta there. Fantastic. Then he walks back in the house with a 40 year old Aaron Rodgers??*high pitched awkward laughter*>I mean gimme a break here! That's not what I asked for. That's not gonna get us through to our next 10 year anniversary. You've gotta try harder than that to make this relationship work. I tell ya if it were me? I'm packing my bags and leaving him behind with the last 8 years of disappointment. Call me callous if you want to. All I know is this relationship?? IT AINT WORKING *shuffles paper*>Joy with double penetration
>>150405995Mike Tomlin isn't the GM.
This is 100% true btw
Washed
>>150405961passing yds 2010-2019>47K Brees45K Ryan44K Rivers>44K Brady39K Stafford>38K Eli38K Rodgers>37K Big Benthen a second tier starting at 33K and belowAll above might eventually end up in the Hall
>>150406017I know that's right
>>150405961Rodgers, Brees, Wilson
>>150405995Lol
>>150406021Meant the 3 Mount Rushmore, Peyton wasn't up there on this one>47K Brees45K Ryan44K Rivers>44K Brady39K Stafford38K Eli>38K Rodgers37K Big Ben
>>150406019>Rice without stickumkwab
Hate will not win in this thread.
>vpn to reply "Lol" to his own postKWAB
Anyone have a stathead login to share? It sucks that they paywalled it.
>>150406017>Shitteur Sanders
>>150405961Brady>>150405988He won thoughWinning is all that mattersDilfer > Marino
>>150405782Clemson will win it all :)
>>150405961How is it not >Brady>Rodgers >MahomesEvery other answer is invalid
>bill barnwell proposing this stupid bullshit just before the season Does that fucking hack hang out here or something?
My Vikies finna boutta win.
ESPN analyst Sam Acho, the former NFL linebacker, decided to include Caleb Williams' socks in his list of things he didn't like from the poor first-quarter performance against Kansas City's first-team defense.Acho termed William' play as "sloppy" throughout the first half, although he seemed to be forgetting the two-minute drill when the Bears pulled within 20-10 on a pair of outstanding completions to Rome Odunze."And then after that you saw a couple of sacks that were unnecessary, even a couple of misses," Acho said. "That's not what you want to see in your last preseason opportunity to show what you can do."Actually, there was only one sack of Williams and it was entirely his own fault. He held the ball so long that the 5 seconds or so of time he had to throw before the sack caused coach Ben Johnson to joke about the great pass blocking. Then Williams staggered out of the pocket and right into an unnecessary sack.Acho didn't stop there with his slams. He criticized Williams for wearing his "socks halfway down."Acho said. "And it's something you can point to when you do have penalties and you're sloppy, you're saying 'man, this guy doesn't even focus on the little things.' "
>>150406086I'd bet Penn State personally. Not that I bet on college ball>>150406087>Mahomes
>>150406051Schizo Alert
Well now I KNOW he's just being retarded
>>150406087Mahomes only played two seasons in the 2010s. Brady was still good, not near his peak. The Answer is Rodgers, Brees, and Wilson >>150406028
coach bussy
>>150406092Barnwell is a complete retard. I immediately discount anything he says or writes.
>>1504061022018 Mahomes basically had the greatest QB season ever so yes
>>150406098Caring about his socks is cringe, t.bh
>>150406122Not even top 10
>>150406122Go look up how many Touchdowns and how many passing yards Peyton Manning had in 16 games in 2013. I know you'll have to because you can't pull from your memory since you weren't watching NFL back then
>>150406131Ahh yes, because Nick Foles & Tannehill had greater seasons based on muh QBR. Got it.
>>150406098both the Acho brothers should be shot asap
>>150406131Someone who gets it kek, mahomes had the luckiest star padding year of all time with two HOF players to throw at.He's led the league in dropped picks since 2022 for a reason
>>150406122Peypey led the highest scoring offense in history in 2013. He threw 7 tuddies in week 1 iirc
>>1504056568 + -1 = -9am I high?
>>150406153I used to be a Broncos fan, so I remember the Tebow & Peyton days fondly. However Peyton really fell off after 2013. I mean, he was truly dog shit by the end.
>>150406154It's not QBR, and if you remove Tannehill he's still not top 10. You can't remove Foles, he was legitimately elite that year (2nd best TD/int ratio in history).
>>150406165>>150406153>best season ever>choked against the patriots, colts and almost the redskins Yeah "no"
kek
This is the Year of the Lions
>>150406175That includes sacks
>>150406175Net passing yards means subtracting sack yardage from passing yardage. They had 7 passing yards and lost 16 on sacks, so the net yardage is -9.
>>150406205Damn that's a fat paycheck. More than I thought he'd get buy money well spent
HMMMMMM?
>>150406214last year was the Year of the Lions and the blew it
>>150406208>splitting hairsThat was when RGKnee was still mobile and Luck was healthy. And the Pats were the fucking Pats
>>150406131Nta. I’m not arguing on behalf of Mahomes when I say this. Passer rating can be useful when viewed in context. Comparing passer rating from different seasons gets really wonky. Even putting that aside, look at this list and if taken at face value look what it says. The list says that Foles was better in 13 than Manning, who has an argument for best regular season all time that year. It’s undoubtably a top 5 season, and people weren’t exactly clamoring for Nick to be co-mvp with Peyton then.
>>150406205Same as AJ Brown, probably not a coincidence.
>>150405753I feel bad for the dolphins. That was my grandmoms’ favorite team.
>>150406208It's funny how your autism puts stats over everything UNLESS the stats don't go mutthomo's way kek
>>150406226statmutt
Peyton's best season was actually 2004. By advanced stats, the three best seasons in NFL history, by FAR, are Marino 1984, Peyton 2004, Brady 2007.Peyton's 2004 is #1 in DVOA, #4 DYAR, #1 in EPA/play.
>>150406247>people weren’t exactly clamoring for Nick to be co-mvp with Peyton then.Maybe they should have. Peyton had more yards but actually less yards per attempt. Peyton also had more than double the number of ints per attempt. He threw a shit ton of TD passes but that's just redzone play calling, not that meaningful.
>>150406214sorry chuddiewindows closed
>>150406205Wow
>>150406269The original argument was about who were the best Quarterbacks of the 2010s so Manning's 2004 season isn't relevant here
>>150406269and some fucking retard saw that season and voted for michael vick for mvp
>>150406269but the eye test will tell you Marino in 84 was the best
>>150406131>Milt Plum
>>150406297Ah, my mistake.
>>150406214Hah. HahahahahaNah seriously, Lions are back to being a laughing stock now. Everything in its right place
>>150406309You know ball
.
>>150406322Did racism make him take a 23 yard sack in the preseason too?
>>150406205Told you so
>>150406322Did racism keep people from picking Cam Newton first overall?Or Jameis Winston?Or Cam Ward?
>>150406309>tfw Dan Marino retired before I discovered NFL
>>150406233>Niggeur Sanders
>>150406322nfl racism made black qbs get picked 1st overall in the three most recent drafts, but it's never enough and it will never be enough unless you just start completely ignoring these retards altogether. luckily less and less people are buying this bullshit anymore
>>150406348Who cares? As long as you got to see Duante Culpepper, then you're good.
>>150406322>Black QBs
What are the socioeconomic factors that cause this?
>>150406356Shouldn't you be on the frontlines right now, Ivan?
>>150406356Make the NFL a black only league
>>150406370>shesack sacksters
>>150406310elite.
Reminder that WE are also buying Trey Hendrickson
>>150406308Because the 2004 Atlanta Falcons receivers, aside from Alge Crumpler, sucked ass, and he was still able to win 11 games and come within one win of the Super Bowl. Not saying he deserved to win it but give the man some credit.
>enters thread
>>150406348>tfw were born in an era where every Marino game was recorded and uploaded somewhere for you to watch
>>1504063591. Daunte Culpepper 2. Kerry Collins 3. Joey Harrington 4. Dan Marino5. Matt Leinart
Dan the Man
Okay, but in a vacuum, Aaron Rodgers is the most talented QB I've ever seen play the game of football.
>>150406394Soul
If by talent you mean "best arm", sure
Bussy is bussy
I miss Rich Gannon so goddamn much, bros
>>150406310Looks like Michael Shannon a little
>>150406429His arm was fucking insane. He had a fucking cannon but was accurate as fuck at all 3 level of the field with perfect control over the velocity and top tier ball placement. Not to mention that all of what I just mentioned applied while he was throwing on the move too.
>Herbert when the season is on the line
>muh rodgers armwow thats great, too bad hes a cancerous team mate and never thought about anyone but himself
>>150406205>Quinyon's bitch is staying in the divisionNice
>>150406459Who raped you?
>>150406370>Manure Pampers
>>150406454the second coming of bradshaw
>the cummies will be paying 32 year old Terry Mclolrin 32 million dollarskekypoo
>>150405679Does she not realize she is also fat?
>>150406465why does madden never have long cross routes
>>150406488Its the right move while daniels is still on his rookie contract. Letting terry slide over 6-12 mil would be the more retarded move, even if i agree its a lot for a 30 year old
Is /nfl/ prepared to watch the Packers win the Super Bowl this year?
>>150406385they skated by on a +3 point differential and playoff performances don't factor in mvp voting
>Terry extended before week 1You people all realize the same thing will happen for Hendrickson and Parsons, right?
>>150406541>eagles trade for tackle just to trade another awaywhat was the point
>>150406555Parsons yes, Hendrickson no
>>150406556Johnson is better (though 3 years older). Plus they actually got a better pick back (got a 6th for Kinnard and gave up a 7th for Johnson).
If a white General Manager traded away the teams franchise Quarterback then gave a guy accused of sexual assault by more than 20 women a quarter of a billion dollars how long would it take for him to get fired?
>>150406565They're not going to trade Hendrickson. He's not going to hold out into the season. They're going to make a deal within the next 10 days.
>>150406573Go to sleep
>>150406574Bengals aren't contenders even with Trey. They're unironically better off trading him now (after he was last seasons sack leader) than later (when he's older)
>>150406573Depends on if the owner was a retard who pushed for the trade
>>150406587>They're unironically better offSure but that doesn't mean it'll happen
>having 5 QBs on your rosterwhy is haslam doing this
bronco bengal afccg
I had a dream the statmutt was back.
>>150406622Because the Browns are retarded and deserve their failure.
>>150406370Coach Primate
When women speak about football I listen. That's the only way to learn
>>150406322>white guy saying thisEmbarrassing.
>>150406681Go to sleep
At least Herbert’s girl is cute
I don't watch football but even I can tell that sanders is going to be in the house of fame. He's going to be a great by the end of his career.
>>150405721Arch is about to get exposed big time.
Have you eaten a W today?
>>150406706how do you win an owl and still become worse?
>>150406501women always think of themselves at their peak. Let's just say a supermodel one day became 600lbs and lived in a trailer park. She wouldn't think of herself as a 600lber trailerpark pig she would think "I'm a supermodel, treat me as such *munches on piggly wiggly store brand twinkies*"Joy is suffering from the same thing. As you can tell I'm an expert on women.
>>150406759I think all the voting is pre-playoffs
>playing in brazil
>>150406597
>>150406844
Mononucleosis
How bad are the Saints gonna be?
>>150406872
Is there any NFL team from an actually comfy city? Philly, Detroit, Miami... it all seems like shitholes
Big donkey dick
>>150406940Green Bay's probably alright since it's not really a cityBoston's probably the nicest major city we have and it's gone to shit too
>>150406940green gay
>>150406940I've heard Tampa and Miami are nice. Green Bay is probably comfy if you're fine with living in the middle of nowhere and dealing with winter
(Real) Football returns next week bros, plus we got college ball this weekend. Feels good to be back bros.
>>150406949>>150406953Aight might consider. Packers is a lame af name though >>150406956Miami sucked ass when I went there
>>150406940Maybe 20+ years ago, but most of them have gone down the shitter. Denver used to be tolerable before they became the dude weed city.
>>150406940It's what you make of it, if you only focus on the negative every city sucks.
Travon Walker for a 3rd round pick, a 7th, and Eli Ricks, who says no?
>>150406960Favorite time of the year. Unironically
>>150406940Philly is actually a really nice city, very comfy.
>>150406969 fair point, I guess I measure shittiness of a settlement by how easy/cheap it is to make non-shitty experiences
>>150405721I hate Shadoodoo because he’s bad at football AND is a nigger.Arch is at least good. Good for college anyway.
if my chief lose this game in brazil we can pack up the season already
>>150406960can't wait to watch my illies bootyblast some shitter school on friday
>>150405805Why did you post a white man?
>>150406965I don't know how to recommend a team to bandwagon to someone who doesn't live in the US. Maybe just go with the uniform you think is the coolest? I liked the Eagles as a kid because they were green but my dad is a diehard Broncos fan so when I grew up they became my team
Imagine dropping tabs with James Gladstone and talking ball
has a team ever lead the league in scoring while also having a negative point differential
What does the Jaguars stadium pool smell like?
>>150407029Oh I already decided to love the Tardinals
>>150406104Lol wut? Rudolph is a better QB than Richardson. Why would anyone want him let alone the Steelers?
>>150407072Chlorine and sweat
>>150407055Go to sleep
>>150406985>how easy/cheap it is to make non-shitty experiencesEvery team in the West fits that description minus Vegas. They all have top tier nature to go out and explore.
>>150406979
>>150407072imagine shitting stinky oily diarrhea in the pool as a prank haha
>>150407114>Miami>top tier natureLolWe have either the beach, aka boring, or a swamp full of nothing to look at but bog and gator
>>150407140>Every team in the Westanon...
>>150407170This entire country is The West
>>150406370Who was first in the preseason?
>>150407089Oof
>>150406940Yeah, the San Diego Chargers
>>150406459> too bad hes a cancerous team mate Show me two of his former teammates saying this? He’s been loved by players pretty much everywhere. How many boosters did you take?
>>150405961This isn’t a serious question
>>150407204Thanks for joining us tonight, Aaron
>>150407180No, everything west of St. Louis is The West
WE GOT TERRY
>>150407089Lol what? You could have any team you wanted and you picked the Tards? That like winning a game show and having a choice of a car, a vacation, a backyard remodel and you say, "no thanks, I walked past a pile of dog shit on the way in and that's all I really need."
>>150406370It’s the coach’s `fault. Except for Deion that was slavery’s fault
>>150407270>>150407188I have told it quite a few times by now, I like the very determined birb, the colours AND I am scared of being called a bandwagoner by strangers on the internet. My home footy club (soccer) is a bunch of third division shitters who NEVER play well. Eternal struggle is eternal growth, bros.
No one played as the dolphins in tecmo super bowl
>>150407327I can tell you certainly that nobody will ever question your loyalty.
>>150407417Damn right they wont. Born a tard always a tard.
>>150407435Hey well the Cardinals were my highschool's team's name so I don't hate them
>>150407435based berd bro
>>150407134You can cherry pick shitty areas in any city. If you're visiting or living in Philly you'll never have an reason or need to go to Kensington. It's not anywhere near center city or any of the neighborhoods people go to. Philly is very pleasant, there are some really beautiful areas. It's cheaper than most big cities here, there's plenty of things to do, and it's small enough that it's easy to get where you want to go (though the public transportation could be better).
>>150407327What's your local club? Seems like a fun FM save.
>>150407223Go to sleep
>>150406940only been to Tuscaloosa in the US so far but that town was pretty comfy and felt like the wild west city from movies just with modern houses.
>>150407327One of the best players on >my team came from the 3. Liga
>>150407327>Eternal struggle is eternal growth, bros.yeah haha hopefully theres not another 1930s
>>150407372To be fair, whitey was instigating.
>>150407472SV Waldhof Mannheim. Garbage Players, garbage Management, lots of sovl.https://youtu.be/Y3YgKbmCqzc?feature=shared
>>150406681Based
>>150407372Both should have got ejected after seeing the play
>>150407327>eternal growthYour qb stopped growing when he was 11
>>150407552Kek>the Messi of American Football
>>150407469I'm sure it has nice areas. This is true for any big city in the US, as the US used to have very nice cities. I'm not trying to shit on your city, but I just dropped two random pins in Phily (not the city center, obviously), this was the 1st one.
>>150407587This was the 2nd
When will teams start head hunting refs bountygate style?
>>150407596Needs to happen sooner or later. They’ve gotten way too comfortable and uppity in recent years.
I would very much like to win the NFC South again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>150406970really wish Ringo didn't suck
>>150407638>defense gutted>best receiver already injured>only good OL ded8-9 at best
>>150407638>winning the 2nd worst division in the league so you can get btfo in the first round at home instead of on the roadEnjoy your first place schedule the next year I guess
>>150407646Me too, igglesbro, me too. He's still only 23 years old though so maybe there's still a shot?
>>150407649that's enough to win the south
>>150407638I can't wait until the Saints are good again. Bucs should be on the decline by then as well.
>>150407654After over a decade of not making the playoffs I don't mind the 1 and dones and prefer them to the alternative. It's better to go to the dance and strike out than not go at all
>>150407685>I can't wait until the Saints are good again.You and what Quarterback?
>>150407685I thought the bucks were okay last year. Mayfield seems like a good QB to stick with for a bit
>>150407685>I can't wait until the Saints are good againMight have to wait some years anon.
>>150407703Gonna need another devastating hurricane to win again
>>150407665yeah but you still need to actually show improvement and this preseason didn't inspire confidence special teams and Ricks being even shittier is the only thing keeping him around
>>150407702I think the general sentiment last season is our defensive injuries are what fucked us. We got a lot of guys back from injury and should get Winfield back...eventually. He doesnt make that scramble without getting heemed if Winfield was playing
Well, well, well...
>>150407717At this point the best reasonable outcome is Jakorian Bennett ends up startable and Vic decides he can trust him by like week 3. If he can be Isaiah Rodgers level then the defense won't take a step back (though maybe another pass rusher would help as well).
>>150406940Steelers.
>>150407785Downright peculiar.
ya seethe?
What was a more embarrassing SB loss?>2007 NYG 17 - 14 NE>2013 SEA 43 - 8 DEN>2024 PHI 40 - 6 KC
>>150407814Definitely KC’s
Whenever I see that retarded AI Mahomes picture I feel the urge to flu post
>>150407700They're drafting one next year>>150407703If things go moderately well, they can rebuild the team in like 3 years
>>150407841kek plonked
>>150407814*40-22
>>150407841kek humiliation ritual
>>15040781418-1 wasn't even a bad game, brady was fire in the 2nd half of that lol. nobody remembers if moss caught that 70 yard bomb they kick 3 and it goes into OT
Lions window is closed?
>>150407925No
Most valuable bussy by age 29
>>150407814Seahawks Broncos for me. I literally just left the Superbowl party I was at after the botched first snap to go to hang with my skater friends
>>150407925Let them play one real game before jumping to conclusions. Reminder that they won all their preseason games the year they went 0-16.
>>150407925if they won't win this year yeah, all their big names are coming up on contracts
>>150407937AI slop so bad I can't even tell what team she's supposed to be on
>>150407957The Gary, Indiana Slugs I believe
>>150407925affirmative
>>150407918It was still an embarrassing loss as they had the chance to forever go down as the best American sports team ever, and Brady would have been the undisputed GOAT forever by 2007. And it was against a wild card 10-6 team
>>150406501>>150406764Joy is overweight but the main difference is that she could sleep with 99% of men she comes across whereas a fat fuck like Jason Whitlock couldn't pay women to fuck him.
>>150407975Coughlin had belichick beat, oh well. 07 pats were a glorified 10-6 team anyways, that schedule was dogshit easy lol. their 2014 run was way better.
Did jennyfag finally an hero?
AI chads run this genny
>>150407999trips of truth
>36 year old edge rusherBro, it's time to retire
Here’s Joy with the boobs.
>>150407539Cool, you ever get a chance to go to hockenheim before it was abandoned?
>>150408039tell that to maxx crosby
Tell that to this bussy.
Make the call Shanahan
>>150408078He sucks lol
>>150408078Crosby is 28, anon. Not pushing 40
reminder that>WErun this shit
>>150408180For now
>>150407988You write like a toasty roastie
>>150408161>soijak kickers
>>1504078141. Chiefs2. Pats3. BroncosChiefs were about to be muh 3x champs and got assraped so they deserve one. Pats were about to be muh 19-0 champs and lost to ss2 Eli Manning so they get 2. Broncos were a historic offense but that's it so they get 3
>>150408216>wet water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UBabosO4vY - its up
>>150408209I don't speak zoomerlish kid. Now stfu before I visit your home and fuck your father.
I've nearly perfected making webms on DaVinci and can't wait to shitpost shit plays throughout the season
>>150407749Jihad may be doing some pass rushinghe looked good at it
>>150408260Nooo don't fuck me
>>150408266I just use XMedia Recode
Has anyone bought a jersey from those chinese sellers from ebay? I wanna get pic related jersey.
>>150407814>>150408224from mahomes perpspective there was nothing embrassing about that owlno other qb had been to even 4 superbowls in that timespan, so he had nothing to lose heading into a 5th superbowl
What team is the McChicken of the NFL?
>>150408486What about McFish?
>>150408412yeah, they take ages to arrive but it's about 150 dollars less then the team shop and you can't tell much of a difference.
What team is the Big Mac, fries and a Coke of the NFL? What team is the loaf of bread and some good cheese or roast beef of the NFL?
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>150408486For me it's the McChicken, the best chicken sandwich
>>150408486ah yes, the dallas cowboys. the exemplars of mid everyone loves
>>150407988I would fuck this woman.
>>150406098Hes 100% right
I yell “IT’S THREE FOR FREE!” whenever my team scores a field goal.
>>150408712No you don't
>>150408537Are you going to SP?
>>150408824Yes I do.
>>150408824prove it
A "worst to first" has happened in 19 of the last 21 seasons? Who does it this year?
>>150408879
if your team had the #1 pick and you could make the selection but had to shit yourself on stage in front of 20 million people, would you do it?
What team is the Whopper of the NFL?
>>150408937Adult diapers are valid. Don’t knock ‘em till you try ‘em, faggot.
>>150408950Cowboys. Overhyped and awful.
What team is the indian street food of the NFL?
>>150408899The Saints were last in the division last year
>>150408161Yes I'm done being a Jake Moody believer
>>150409006Jags
>>150408937I wouldn't do it even if there wasn't some sort of downside. You couldn't pay me to stand near that creep Goodell and announcing another man's name doesn't really excited me.
>>150409006Raiders followed closely by the Titans, Bengals and Colts
>>150408869>>150408871I've been living in your attic for the past three seasons and haven't heard you say that once.
What team is the burnt Thanksgiving turkey of the NFL?
>>150408712I get up and do the first down point and I copy the referee signals when there's a penalty
>>150406322>>150406683kek
>>150408879da bears
>>150409174Madagascar.
Go Breeders.
>>150409232I own this shirt. Kim Deal is a national treasure and one of the only good things to come from Ohio.
>>150409232for less than the cost of that breeders shirt, you can buy a plain tshirt and some good socks or underwear, which you will enjoy much more
>>150409174But Jews are Middle Eastern white. Plus Kanye exists.>>150409113Do Americans and Canadians eat turkey for Christmas or it's only for Thanksgiving?>>150409213Quê?
>>150409113How does this happen? In order to cook a turkey you have to check on it at a minimum every 30 minutes to baste. You’ll notice it getting dark on the wings and the ends of the drumsticks way before this happens. Is this the result of someone using a convection oven or something?
>>150409284Michigander?
>>150409445my family eats ham on christmas
eat this bussy
>>150409445sometimes turkey but usually hamwe do have a lot of turkeys running around here
Coach Prime Ate Stefanski
>>150409484But of course
>>150409445>Quê?Madagascar Plan
McCord is actually good. A team needs to pick him up and stash him on the practice squad.
>>150409445It is socially acceptable to eat Turkey on Christmas. A lot of people do. We’ve been eating surf and turf for years. Usually prime rib and either lobster or crab legs.
>>150409870Nick is a fucking retard but he's probably right for once
>>150409879no way the cowboys are last, a healthy dak is an easy >10 win team with a playoff exit
>>150409870I think the Eagles should win again but the curse makes me nervous to put any money on it
Taylor is doing the halftime show
Did he lose any fans?
>spend 3rd round pick on long term franchise backup with starter upside >cut 2 years later LMAO
>mfw shit preseason is finally overno more practice games lads. Let's get this show on the road
>>150409870based
>>150409916They were 3-5 with a healthy Dak last season. He had 65% completion%, under 250 yds per game, and 11 TDs vs 8 ints (passer rating 86.0). He was straight up bad.
>>150409982No. Fuck owners.
>>150410033the wins and losses will matter, but the quality will still be preseason tier for a couple more weeks
>Eagles are waiving Eli RicksDamn, that kind of sucks. I still think he can play, though it's fair to say he hasn't done enough to show it this offseason. Whoever picks him up will get a dog.
>>150410044And he still would've won 10 games, the team ended the season 7-10. With a healthy Dak, they beat the Bengals, the 2nd Commanders game, and the Falcons (he would've won in the 4th quarter)
>>150410011sometimes you take a risk and it just doesn't work out, life do be like that
Anons, keep it down, Dak is sleeping
which former 1st round bust QB will have a late career resurgence like Geno Smith?
>>150410033Mogged
>>150410308Dwayne Haskins
>>150410308Geno was a 2nd round pick
>>150410308Danny Jones
>>150410308Drew Lock (not first round, but was picked at almost the same spot as Geno)
>>150410308tyler shough
>>150409499>>150409575Here in Brapzil we have a pork type known as tender. We eat it around Christmas too.>>150409698Got it.>>150409849Surf and turf?>>150409964Which game?
>>150410508Super Bowl
>>150410526Sauce or prediction?
>>150410456Drew Lock got fucked so hard by incompetent coaching. He really would've been a Bo Nix type on any other team at the time
>>150410543Prediction
Yo has Sneak posted his power rankings yet?
>>150410620All tripfags tend to an hero after their team is shit for a season
>>150410181I guess they are keeping both offseason CB pickups plus keeping faith in Ringo's improvement
>>150410787>snek>an heroing because his team suckslol you're a newfag
racist ass NFL cut my boy
Watson is 22-years-old, 6-foot-6, and was 464 pounds. and ran a 4 40
>coming off multiple bad drafts, finally recovering from years of being in cap hell, no identified franchise QB, and aging cornerstone playersHow long would it take you to rebuild this?
rebuild this bussy
>>150410456Wish him the best. I'd send him to the Colts, maybe the Tardnals
>>150410841UFL or CFL should found a dedicated racebaiting team to collect all the notable black players who get cutKaepernick could coach
>>150410011He must've really sucked then
>>150410877I'd put all my hopes in Rattler
>>150410877gonna take them this year and the next just to fix their cap situation. If they develop some young guys and draft a qb somewhere in there they could be turning around by year 3
>>150410841I'm glad out team fatass decided to hop on the ozempic train in the offseasonhe looked good in the owl but outside of that he was mainly just a run stopper via plugging gaps with his girth since he was draftednow maybe he can do some proper pass rushing and ne worth resigning
>>150410963Literally all I'm hoping for is young guys to show promise and for a high draft pick to get a QB. If Shough or Rattler show franchise QB upside then great but I'm not betting on that.
>>150410508sex with white brasilian women
No one here knows ball except me. The Raiders are going to win the owl February of 2026. The Panthers lose yet another super bowl against them, but Bryce makes 6 tuddies with a 96% completion rating. The teams that look good in preseason are the usual choke artists and bedshitters during playoff season
>>150411189
What team will they bandwagon next now that the Pats and Chiefs suck?
>>150411302Bengals
>>150411302Eagles?
How my redskins lookin
>>150406705mina slitting her wrists
mixon out for the texans at least 4 weeks
>>150411407kek
>>150411411Who?
Meme Mina
>>150411302Who is they
>>150406565>>150406587lel I told you they wouldn't trade him
>>150411441>doubling his salary so he wouldn't hold out>will get nothing more than a comp pick when he leaves next yearBengals a kwab
>>150411441so they're not trading him and they're gonna lose him next season? what's even the point of giving him a one year contract?
>>150411411I remember when he knocked some bitch out, then he pointed a gun at someone. He really doesn't like white women.
>>150411435Bug woman
>>150411423rb1wasn't aware they signed chubb desu, guess they saw this coming
>>150411478Nobody does
>>150411441One year??
>>150411435
>>150411474>>150411519The idea is to throw cash at him to end the hold-out, and give them time to negotiate a bigger extension before he hits the market. There's still a decent chance imo that they don't reach another deal though lel.
>>150411538>negotiate a bigger extension before he hits the market*franchise tag him
Amari Cooper to Raiders
>>150411548When has using the franchise tag ever worked out well for the team? I can't think of any
>>150411525She makes me wish I had some extra chloroform
>>150411563tee higgins
>cuckboys are releasing La'el Collinskwab
Does anyone else want the Bengals to miss the playoffs again this year despite never having had any ill will towards the team or city? I just think the drama of them missing the playoffs because of their shitty defense is entertaining. Also, so I can shitpost about players like Brady, Mahomes, and Rodgers making the playoffs with shit defenses while Joe Burrow couldn't.
>>150411441Legit always though this dude was bl*ck and was rooting against him getting a raise but now I am happy he got it
>>150411613At least you're willing to admit you're autistic
>>150411441You win. But next year, he's MINE
>>150411439You know exactly who
>>150411613Im rooting for you and your entire family to be killed
>>150411587>La'elfuck kinda name is that
>>150411525Very nice
>>150411612no, because they could beat the queefs in the 'offs which would be funnier
>>150411696The Niners are the bane of the Packers' existence
>>150411696His footwork is so clean, it's a shame he's a retard
This bitch is going to mind break Travis, and ruin his career
>>150411784this is classic love, he starts the footwork he was taught, then skips the rest to back foot hop throw like he shouldn't be doing
>>150411489>our RB is old and liable to get hurt so let's bring in an old RB that's liable to get hurtGenious
>>150411552What's next, Derek Carr?
burrs need to pick up Dan Skipper immediately
>>150411863He'll probably stay in Detroit on the PS (for now). He skips waivers, as a vet.
>>150411872the lions just released him
Somehow this team manages to surprise you with new ways of being awful
wait nvm i see what you're saying
>>150411718No, I think them missing the playoffs for the 3rd straight year is funnier
>>150411851>Jakobi Meyers requesting tradeWhat leverage could that shitter have?
>>150411885And like I said he skips waivers, so he'll probably stick with Detroit. He'll be on the PS for now and get elevated for games until they have a roster spot for him, is my guess.
>>150411915>>150411902
>>150411929Np bro
Bengals defense just got upgraded from 32nd to 27th. At least it's an improvement.
>>150411463>>150411474Hes getting tagged next year and we do this same song and dance again
Fuck Jerry Jones t.bh
>>150411830>gets cucked>mindbroken out of the league>on a shitty podcast with Shilo and other low-ranking Sanders children within 5 years
>>150411941Shemar has had some flashes so the DL MAYBE not be total ass this year. Would be a big step for trey to get some help from literally anyone
>>150411958Well shucks son, it was a handshake deal!
If the veterans on the team start playing too well, they need to either be benched or preferably beaten until they get the message to stop trying to win games.
>>150411973Even if Shemar plays well, it won't fix their atrocious pass & run defense. They let anybody just throw to wide open spots and rush for 5+ YPC.
>>150405852this guy unironically will pretend like he has friends, interest from females, and a job while simultaneously not only post here 24 hours a day but also evade bans to continue posting here in spite of his "burgeoning popularity". really makes you think...>>150405910it's normal to spam posts here under multiple tripcodes as someone with lots of friends who has lots of sex...right?you guys have to remember you're dealing with an absolute loner with NOTHING and I do mean nothing going for him. it's said but at some point he has to grow up, right?
>>150411990Saints should actively tank for Arch and the NFL will celebrate it too. It's the perfect offseason story.
>>150412012Arch isn't coming out until 2027 probably. I wouldn't mind drafting John Mateer or Drew Allar if they had the opportunity. That's my opinion going into the season though, it's probably gonna change.
>>150412008His last post came at 5:15 am local time. I think someone needs call in a wellness check at some point.
>>150411906The fact that the WR room of the Raiders is dog shit40 year old Amari Cooper is probably the best one >we have on the roster
Is this nigga healthy or hurt again?
>>150412100A gentle breeze hit him. He's out for at least six games.
>>1504119060 dropped balls. Underrated receiver but he’s not a game changer
>>150412121extremely fecal pretzel
Why is Drew Allar supposed to be bad again? I just watched all of his snaps against OSU, Oregon, and Notre Dame and I like what I saw. Dude has the traits to be a high caliber QB in the NFL. I've seen people compare him to Joe Flacco (why?), but he reminds me more of Josh Allen and kinda Cam Newton.
>Colin Cowherd: "Best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66>Mike Greenberg: "Patrick Mahomes is the best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/RNAFAGZlAN0?t=423>Dan Orlovsky: "Best player I've ever witnessed play this game"https://youtu.be/o5cKaIowtS0>Max Kellerman: "The best player to ever live"https://youtu.be/0RNs-F8HzLs?t=12>Chris Russo: "The best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/EmdobsZwUUk?t=6>Sean Payton: "He's the best"https://youtu.be/WALjBgR4KPw&t=1046>Chris Simms: "I think he's the greatest thing I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50>Jimmy Johnson: "Greatest QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/D7jS4ZHDl3s?t=132>Rex Ryan: "The most talented QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/vj6TJhkSckY?t=40>Chris Broussard: "He's the best QB ever"https://youtu.be/xNPaJf8i33s?t=26
Young Bussey was a Goddamn American hero.
>>150412100What went wrong with the 49ers. They went from contending for owls to missing the playoffs.
>>150412153facts
How is he still employeed. Seriously
>TRENDING: Former #Jets CB Darrelle Revis is calling for the NFLPA to step into the Micah Parsons situation, citing a lack of respect from #Cowboys’ Owner Jerry Jones. >“The bigger issue is respect. Jerry's actions show that owners have no problem taking advantage of us, and when our union fails to respond, it sends the message that they'll be able to do the same in the next CBA negotiations if the current leadership remains in place.”Talk about spoiled athletes
>>150412193muppet looking motherfucker
>>150412202He's right tho the NFLPA's a joke
>>150412202I’ll not a huge fan of unions, but if you’re in one, you expect them to represent your interests, and it’s clear the NFLPA has become horribly compromised.
>>150412292>>150412292>>150412292new in a few
>>150412202You don't know shit, bootlicker
>>150412296too early baka
>>150411435This guys teeth are crazy. Makes it hard to watch the show. He has the same mouth as Batman in Batman Begins.
>>150412141because drew rhymes with poo haha
>>150412378One of those two Cuomo guys had those same weird teeth
>>150410308Winston
