>Desmond Watson, heaviest player in NFL history at 449 pounds, waived by Buccaneers, per reportNFL Pickem Starts 9/4 (currently at 58 /sp/tards)Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Password: RosepinkCollege Pickem starts this Saturday (8/30) (currently at 35 /sp/tards)https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cpw: PAC12afterdarkPrevious >>150405665
i had sex with mina kimes
>>150412292
>>150412302Gross
This dude is just mad because he can't bypass Micah's agent?
>Hendrickson balls out and Bengals franchise tag him for $36M in 2026>Hendrickson flops and the Bengals let him go, and were right not to give him guarantees in future years tell me why the Bengals didn't win this negotiation outright.
Is the league ready??
>>150412383yes
>>150412348They did and nobody is denying that
>>150412389>
>>150412406hang the banner
>>150412418>iToddler
>>150412383>Quinyon's bitch>le fat and slow man>screen pass scheme babby
>>150412424my bad, wrong banner
>Eaglesfags taking a break from their fent benders to ruin the general again
>>150412347I made a deal with "Michael" and sealed it with a handshake and a licorice hard candy. That 'little rascal' is just trying to reneg on that. It don't matter that Jerreh and "Michael" didn't sign anything for months, a handshake and a licorice hard candy was how Americuh was built. Jerreh ain't no injun giver but a deals a deal
>>150412406
commiefag in his feelings right now
NFCE really runs this bitch ass league
Dem 'ders make ya seethe
>mfw
>>150412466DC is not near Alabama.
Are any of you people going to São Paulo?
russ, jameis, or tommy cutletswho's getting left out?
>>150412498no :( wish i could tho. thinking of getting brazilian pizza tonight
>>150412348Trey cucked out
>>150412511russ because he isn't funny
>>150412477
>>150412498Fix the fucking turf this time
>>150412348Because it sets a terrible precedent, it discourages free agents and disgruntles current players. No franchise is going to win operating like that.Not to mention they overpaid Higgins and could've signed Chase for less if they signed earlier.
>lions waiving Dan SkipperAw fuck
Everybody is saying that they respect and fear the Chiefs, and wish nothing but the best for Kansas City :3
>>150412561>>150411915
>>150412292Someone should start an actual fantasy league not pickem. I will join I'm sure a few others will as well. We can get 10 people easily. The difficult part will be deciding a date and time for the draft.
>>150412518>But Hurts can't throw the ball! All he does is tush push 600 times a game!
>>150412567Go post in /ffg/, not here
>>150412565Yeah I figured but still
>>150412518Brazilian pizza in your state? What state BTW?
>amari cooper was a free agentwhy didn't the cowboys pick him up?
>been edging for weeks thinking about Hendrickson getting traded >He just stays with the bunglesWell now I'm not going to even finish
Ok but is Jakorian Bennett going to be good?
>>150412594He's probably quite heavy
Must suck being a redskins or a cowboys fan. Both teams are fucking pathetic and they’re the eagles’ bitches. At least the Giants have some cred from beating the patriots dynasty twice
My Ravens
>>150412594He wanted to sign for a team that had a chance of winning big games
>>150412587Las Vegas, Nevada https://www.bocadobrasilmenu.com/their chicken parm is good too. they have a little market where you can get everything you need to make feijoada. every time i go i get a case of guarana and their passion fruit flan.
>>150412594Because they are spending half the cap on 3 players
>>150412622Refuted by the Bills.
Go Breeders!
>>150412603What side of the field does he play on?
>>150412603going to take him time to get up to speed with EaglesThey should have kept Isaiah Rodgers. Maybe they could trade to get him back like Fred Johnson
>>150412614True, though t.bf at least the 'ders made it to a CCG since the invention of the DVD
My Steelers :)
>>150412550bengals have been one of the cheapest franchises in the league for decades and yet they don't have trouble attracting free agents. higgins' contract is incredibly team friendly and chase chose not to sign the agreed upon contract before last season. he bet on himself and won
>>150412656Refuted by the Bills.
>>150412447It's sad how unironically true this is.
Change the Commanders back to the Redskins. Commanders is a dogshit name
>>150412652Last year for the first time since the 80s or something. Then the season ended with a division rival blowing them out and winning the Super Bowl. Is that really something to brag about? Give it a few years for people to forget the details before you start holding that one over anybody’s head
>>150412689Who cares
Hate will not win in this thread.
>>150412692>for the first time since the 80s or somethingAt least pretend to know ball before being butthurt
>>150412533straight up Kino
>>150412669>they don't have trouble attracting free agentsthey do, and they let guys like Bates just fucking walk. If Bengals hadn't been so cheap they could've signed Chase with cheaper contract, he was willing to sign for less a year earlier than what he just signed for.There was talk that Burrow should force a trade as soon as he got drafted, and there are rumblings that he should leave now or not resign
>>150412689What if they changed it to Cummanders?
>>150412743>not cumhanders
>>150412743Why is their mascot a pig?
cum handle this bussy
>>150412292writing was on the wall for him, the bucs wouldnt even let him practice. if thats not motivation to cut back on the snickers i dont know what is
Da Bears
>>150412760Have you seen the size of the balls on a full size hog?
>>150412348because now they have to eat the full cap hit for treys franchise tag next year if they do
Stafford provided a maturity and seasoning that the young, supremely talented and well coached Rams needed at the time, but now Goff would be the better choice, and they sent him to Detroit. They sacrificed extended success for one win, even though the QB they traded away had already gotten them to the edge. And now Goff’s QBing for a perennial contender, while the Rams with Stafford struggle.That’s not a good trade.
>>150412785no, anon.
>>150412814Rams won a ring Lions didn't
head y’all was clowning on my nigga Shiloh for getting cut. Fair, fair, but let’s see you timmies keep the same energy for when Brady’s kids enter the league and can’t nepobaby their way to victory.
>>150412829no way jizzelle lets them play ball
Make the call Shanahan
>>150412603Still don't know why Caroll's senile ass traded him away
>>150412689I agree they should change it back to either redskins or the Washington football team, but if they don’t I still hope they change it to fucking literally anything else besides the commanders because that’s just so generic and lame. Gay franchise
>>150412829>Shilo Sanders, Colorado’s starting safety and son of Buffaloes head coach Deion Sanders, has filed for bankruptcy amidst an $11.8M assault lawsuit. Sanders is ranked as the Buffs’ third-highest NIL recipient by On3, but that lawsuit now calls those earnings into question.>The case stems from an incident that occurred at a Dallas high school in 2015. Sanders, who was 15 years old at the time, allegedly assaulted school security officer John Darjean after he attempted to confiscate his cell phone.>Darjean alleges that Sanders struck him three times after attempting to take his phone, which resulted in “severe and permanent injuries including a broken neck, damage to his cervical spine, permanent neurological injuries and irreversible incontinence.” The lawsuit also states that Darjean was rushed to the hospital by ambulance after being attacked and has undergone multiple surgical procedures due to damage from the incident.>The court paperwork filed by Darjean’s attorneys states that Deion was the one who instructed the security officer to take Shilo’s phone. This was allegedly because he was texting his mother, Pilar Sanders, while serving an in-school suspension for being disruptive in class. For some important context, Pilar and Deion were going through a messy public divorce dispute at that time, where the two parties were fighting for custody of their children.
I actually liked Washington Football Team. Why didn’t they just keep that name, it was oddly good.
>>150412738>they let guys like Bates just fucking walkfalcons signed Bates and their defense didn't get better.>they could've signed Chase with cheaper contract, he was willing to sign for less a year earlierno. like i said they had an agreed upon contract and Chase chose to bet on himself and not sign it.
>>150412864Same. I liked the name, the font, the logo, the whole thing. It looked strangely classy.
Change it to the Washington Politicians.
>>150412844Carroll only likes big boys at corner
>>150412870>Chases camp threatened to sit out the first two games of the season. He also said the bengals “misled him” I don't know what the fuck you are talking about he wanted more money and guarantees and the Bengals refused. that is an objective fact acknowledged by the Bengals, CHase, and literally every article and news source at the time
>>150412632So you are Nevadan? One of my favorite American states, especially with the fact it has gambling with no problems. My country really like to gramble, but several people say it's muh evil and should be regulated (and physical gambling that isn't lottery is still banned). BTW I would order muçarela and a coxinha.
>>150412861Will Polis bailout him?
>>150413017go away bitchknees
>>150413017How much did you get paid for that post?
>Case Keenum is still on a roster
THE CHIMP IS HERE
>>150413128What did Josh Allen ever do to you?
>>150413123He's far from the worst third string QB on a roster.
>>150412939>BTW I would order muçarela and a coxinha.yessuh
>>150413223Man that dude jumps around from team to team
>>150413223My Raidies are winning the 'owl
Finally the football season starts next week. Can't wait to talk shit with my bros on /nfl/
>>150413223Muh 4 qbs...
>>150413223so the browns QB room is>flacco>shedeur >gabriel
Pickett? Really? That’s your answer to QB2?
>>150413363>QB's name is PickettWho writes this shit?
>>150413330What happened to the massage dude
>>150413223*Super Bowl Champion, Kenny Pickett
>>150413223should've been shedookie, but at least there won't be 4 qbs on the 53 man roster which would've been absurd
>>150413363he literally just won an owl as QB2
>>150413379Tore his asshole and is out for the whole season
>>150413379he died for our sins or something
>>150413363Pickett is probably better than our starters for the last two years
>>150413380Fuck you Jokic would win a ring.
So how long until Micah's contract?
>>150413257Aren’t the raiders his third team?>steelers>eagles
>RaidersKWAB
>>150413413>bawbic
>>150413363He's no Tanner McKee but he's a solid QB2
>>150413421Meant 4th team because browns. I’m retarded
>>150413379He’s too stiff to play now that he’s cut off from the table
>Brady>Manning>Favre>Brosmer
>>150413123remember when the kangz thought he was gonna take them to the promised land?
How will my Texans do this season
Jalen Hurts has as many rings as Aaron Rodgers and Philip Rivers combined
>>150413123Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
If I get nfl plus it says I can watch on phone or tablet only. Will it still allow me to cast it to my smart tv? Or have they integrated Jewish tricks into the application to prevent me from doing so?
>>150413468Man, don't drag my boy Phil like that.
>>150412302Vaginal? Gross. Anal? Hot.
>>150413466Win the division and MAYBE a playoff game depending on who they face
>black QBs
>>150413455I’ll never forget it. I randomly ran into a bunch of people from Minnesota when I was on vacation in Nashville the year after the eagles won the owl in Minnesota and I had to console a bunch of crybaby Vikings fans by lying and saying Case Keenum was the future lmao
browns legend kenny pickett, on par with jets legend teddy bridgewater
>>150413508>Teddy BridgewaterYou mean Broncos legend.
What does "skol" even mean?
>>150413532I think it's that smokeless tobacco shit.
With NFL teams currently cutting their rosters down to 53, a ton of players are being waived, outright released, and traded
>>150413507and then they quietly moved right on to Kirk Cousinsnow Kirko Chainz, THAT'S a guy that they're sure will take the kangz to the promised landoh no that's right they shipped him off to Atlantanow Mr. Meditation, THAT'S the guy that will totally take them to the promised land but like for realsies this time I promise
>>150413532Gay anal sex between Vikings or something
Raiders going to the Super Bowl in San Francisco
>>150413587Hew will throw for 4000 yards... in interception returns.
>>150413429>Jayden in the 3rd tierThats my qb..
>>150413532>>150413582When one Viking warrior is butt fucking another, SKOL is the sound they tell with each thrust
Raiders finally have a superbowl winning qb and, dare I say, second best qb in the division
>lions cutting Brodric Martin and Hendon Hookeryeah time to let them go
>>150412302based
>>150412302Big if true
>>1504134666-10
There needs to be a case study on the QB classes of 2021 and 2022.Lawrence is midZach Wilson is on his 3rd team nowTrey Lance is one of the biggest busts of all timeJustin Fields can’t throwMac Jones is on his 3rd team nowDavis Mills is a backupKenny Pickett is on his 4th team nowDesmond Ridder is assSam Howell is on his 3rd team nowMalik Willis is actually a decent player but still just a backupBailey Zappe is just a backupBrock Purdy somehow ended up good
>>150413624What do they say when they cum
Reminder this retard is a handlet
>>150413661>Justin Fields can’t throwRacist
>>150413661>White QB'sThere's your answer. The future is black
Raiders are gonna fuck you up
>>150413676kenny kitten-mittens? a handlet?nooooooo
>>150413700Did he throw it so hard for his tiny body that he fumbled it?
>>150413675SkooooooooolLower o sound than in the SKOL they yell during thrust
>>150413661just a couple of lean years, the two previous decades had a fair share of them as well. wilson and lance would've never been drafted that high if not for the 'rona cancelling the fcs season, making byu play a cupcake schedule and canceling the combine
Do u watch football with your shonk?
>>150413719>Lower o sound than in the SKOL they yell during thrustKek I appreciate attention to detail
>>150413532StillKeepOnLosing
i dont even want a gf anymore
>>150413687klubnik, nussmeier, allar, arch and 5-6 years later gunner rivers and marshall manning are on their way to pick up the mantle
Can we do it lads?
>>150413795no
>>150413681I miss CAINT posting
may locusts descend upon jerry jones' house insh'allah
>>150413661It was the start of the babby QB era in college football.
>>150413716his hand got touched by the rusher
>>150413661They need to stop drafting QBs that have not played at least three full seasons or ~30 games. Not enough data.
>>150413795That reminds me. I was at Walmart last week and I saw this colleged aged kid wearing a Will Levis titans shirt. First time I’ve seen a Levis merch
>>150413735cool discord troon shark, sis
>>150413847The chiefs knew what every other shit team didnt which is that Patrick Mahomes would be the greatest quarterback of all time. Including the greatest start to a career ever. Even brady can't say he was Superbowl MVP and regular season MVP. real goats don't need coin flips to help them win owls unlike fraudy.
>>150413879It's going to be cool in the NFL hipster circles. I just got two of them
>>150413908Holy shit this is a fucking bot
>>150413946Why would I be a bot? I make my posts 100% from my mind and soul unlike you. My QB is the greatest and yours is probably dog shit since you refuse to speak his name. I would think someone as great as Mahomes would strike such intense fear into his detractors that his meat mention causes them unrivaled termoil; like a horrid snake bite. Well the pain will not end for you or your shit team in hopes of making a superbowl under Mahomes rain. We have the AFC on lock for at least another 10 years. Who knows how many rings my chiefs will have by then.
>>150413847>>150413908>>150413946>>1504139987<3
>>150413661>Sam HowellMake that his fourth team
>>150413946Probably. His posts sure do read like an ai chat bot
>>150414035read>>150413998
>>150413998>most botlike post of all timeThis clears up a lot, honestly.
>BTCC (Big Teal Cat Cock)
>>150413946I think it's either a bot or nick wright... could be nick wright's bot I guess
What does this expression convey?
>>150414070That Greg is sleeping.
>>150414025brady is a fraud who was carried by his defense whereas Mahomes has never had a 1# ranked defense and has had to win all his games instead of getting bailed out by coin flips...
>>150414070I haven't watched the show with Danny on there, but he seems like a total try hard and clickbait merchant.
>>150414143Danny is fine, I don't mind him.
>>150414171Have they not been a joke?
>>150414171>becoming
>>150412814GOOF can't win the big game.
>>150413908based
oh shit that nigga picken is out and my boy sanders is set to be the starter of the Brown....LETS GO fuck that white boy flacco
>>150413223i thought Pickett was injured?
FIRE THE COACH OF THE BROWNS he is racist towards my boy Sanders
>>150414234and there it is
>>150413700What the fuck lmao.
>>150414214fuck that nigga cuh old ass yte keeping a real one down
>>150414214>>150414234it do be like that
>>150414243EAT SHIT mate...we all saw with own two eyes the browns coach set Sanders up in that last game. Go watch SKIP
>>150412844Injured and looked like dogshit in camp
>>150414257this nigga gets it frfr
>>150414245the play that happened directly after that was almost as funny as the buttfumble
>>150412844Booker should be a solid DT to be fair
so whats michael parsons asking for anyway?
>>150414319cmon man its the cowboys who fukken care
>>150414319Money duh
>>150414319Too damn much for Jerruh
>>150413471Nice
I hope this year meme are better than last years one
>>150414319Pretty sure he was asking for $35 million... then $40 million... then $41 million... then now probably $42 million to $45 million.
>>150414319A player should just ask for a billion dollars at this point and just see what happens
we need a new fumble meme the last one is stale
>>150414343Haslam will do it.
>>150414319Jerry talked with Micah earlier this year about what a new contract for him could look like and took that as the deal already having been made. Micah's agent said fuck no and told him that they still had to negotiate his new deal. Jerry refuses citing that there's already a handshake agreement for a contract, Micah's agent and Micah are calling bullshit.
my face when the Bears win the Superb Owl
>>150414171>convirtiendose
how many weeks until the regular season I can't take this.
what do asian women smell like?
>>150414393Just be yourself
>>150414393bug carcasses
>>150414393kimchi
>>150414373it was the fire bombs not the two nukes that took the japs out...those guys should had been brought up on charges for the killing of civilians due to the fire bombs
>>150414171>-... . -.-. --- -- .. -. --.
>>150414393mina got HERBED
>>150414393shop Costco and you see them and poojeets everywhere one smell like shit the other like piss
>>150414413>those guysYou mean you? Look at your flag retard
>>150414413I think that image is implying that Japanese were bad ass samurais but after the nuke they mutated into weird anime people.
>>150414319
>>150414367so jerry is senile
>>150414393salty coins
Why not talk about your team instead of my chiefs?
>FOOMBLE
>>150414437it was two generals giving the orders to fire bomb the japs into submission...I had nothing to do with it I was just following orders flying my b52 over Tokyo
>>150414413civilians who work in munitions factories are legitimate targets
>>150414319Jerry is an old fool, but Micah is a dumb N person. Jerry wants to make things a spectacle, but he has no hangups about dumping a fuck load of money onto his key guys. Just say you have some back tightness for a few weeks in training camp and sign the deal to let Jerry have his fun.
>>150414477chek'd
>>150413661Every draft cycle has guys who were drafted purely out of overly optimistic appraisals of their upside and never pan out. I think the difference here is that even the few guys who had legit potential got ruined by their terrible teams.Lawrence go hit so many times he developed a semi-permanent case of the yips. He plays through it but you can see the shitty o-line PTSD manifesting at times. The clock in his head says he has less time than he really does.And Jones was never going to be like a top 5 qb but his first season was perfectly repectable. He went to shit after the Pats made a DC their OC which is not something second-year quarterbacks normally have to deal with. That pretty much threw him off the normal development path and he never got back on.Most draft clases only have the one or two guys who actually hit, so if you have the usual failures for the usual reasons but the guys who might have succeeded also fail because their teams are just catastrophes then the entire class can become a wash in a few years.
>>150414461the fire bombs turn them nigga gay af frfr from samurais to Hello Kitty in 25 years
>>150414393Rice starch.
>>150414477wasted number thats not the new foomble cat
>>150414504totally not gay rite
>>150414437damn i have no alibi in 1942
>>150414504He is absolutely the personification of the phrase "based retard".
>>150414504This was the moment that mindbroke Desean Jackson
>>150414504
>>150414561>"Hitler was right"
which team do you guys support
>>150414348FOOMBLE
>>150414589DA BEARS and The CHIEFS
>>150414503But Dragon Ball is based on Eastern culture.
>>150414348ur mum is stale lul git rekt nerd
>>150414601tiny pic is very tiny
>>150414601>122x125
>>150414503Kawaii culture was born out of postwar national trauma and a desire to heal by looking at cute things.
>>150414589the one with all the black guys
>>150413493Asians love anal, in my experience
>>150414471jerruh ain't senile, he was this ridiculous when he was younger
>>150412829Shilo dindu nuffin, that cracker was still bodying him after the play.
>>150414628its a farking cartoon man...my heroes cant cartoons
>>150414649nigga you gay af kek
>>150414656do you know if the women also love it?
>>150412829I bet a 10th of the NFL is players kids, only the opposite ends of the bell curve get remembered
>>150414684Yeah
>>150414684kek
>>150414692prove it
>>150413795Do what? Win just over half of your games? Probably not
>>150414684
>>150414656Anal isn't much of a thing in Eastern countries. It's mostly a western fetish because sodomy was traditionally taboo and in some cases completely illegal.
>>150414684sick burn dude
Travis Hunter is Coach Primate's favorite son
>>150414735coward!
Look’s like the tranny fucking Latinx mutt just got drafted into joining the Saints. Will he take them to the Super Bowl?
>>150414731>It's mostly a western fetish because sodomy was traditionally the norm...Greece Spain Italy Turkey
>>150414517Not how generational guilt works duh
>>150414777how did i get drafted to the saints? i didnt even declare
>>150414786fuck dem japs they would never surrender like other countries
>>150414348no>>150414504OH LAWD SAVE ME FROM DEM EVIL PICK SIXES DEY DA DEVIL
>>150414589
I'm straight but I want to try having sex with a dude some time during this year. How do I get started? I will really do it if my Eagles 2peat.
>>150414500>He went to shit after the Pats made a DC their OCIt's hilarious how glossed over this fact is. How the fuck do we let Bill Belichick slide for making Matt Patricia and Joe Judge his OCs?
>>150412829It's actually the complete opposite type of situation. Both of Deon's sons do actually have talent and could be starters, possibly pro bowlers, but the legacy/influence of their father is holding them back. They aren't going to be anywhere near as good as Prime Time, at least not initially, and the attitudes/pomp and circumstance they are carrying on like they are that good is causing the issues they are having.
>>150414813this is 4chan home of the meme wizard lulz and pedos...we need a new foooomble
>>150414160>Danny is fineHaha gay
>>150414824
FOOMBLE
>>150414894this might work kek but still need approval from the wizards of olden days
>>150414894
>>150414948
>>150414631>>150414635Do you guys really need to zoom in on the vomiting pufferfish meme? You're not missing any details with the thumbnail version
>>150414842>How the fuck do we let Bill Belichick slideDid it slide? He did get forced out after that season
>>150414185>5 rings, probably more than your shit team>>>>>joke
>>150415037Yeah, that's a good point.
cowboys going to the super bowl
>>150414867
>>150415075
>>150415075no chance
>>150415075Lmao you’d probably sacrifice your first born child just to see them even go to one in your own lifetime
>>150414858Shiloh is genuinely dogshit, the CU defense got worse every time he was on the field. Shedeur is just mediocre, literally his only noticeable stat is his accuracy, which comes with a big asterisk given how he would rather take huge sacks than throw the ball away.
>>150415075I'm so old I seen their last one.
>>150415115Lmao you’d probably sacrifice your wife’s son’s first born child just to see them even go to one last Super Bowl before the end of your own miserable soon to be over lifetime
There are only two teams allowed to make fun of my Cowboys are the Steelers and Patriots. The rest of you poverty franchises only make fun of yourselves by having fewer than 5 rings.
>dick plopshit
>>150415138Oh, no, I'm a Broncos fan; >we have other problems.
how's this game going to play out?
>>150415114Shilo isn't that bad physically, the problem is he has zero maturity and bad impulse control. anyone that watched his college tape where he would miss tackles trying to set up big hits would be looking to see him improve his discipline to make the jump and he let a TE live in his head rent free showing that he has made no progress
>>150415177Micah tears Hurts a new bussy and ends his season and the Eagles still finish 11-6
>>150415161>
>>150415198Eagles win a Superbowl with a backup QB and Jalen Hurts is exposed as being a bus driver
>>150413380>*Super Bowl Champion, David Carr!
>>150415215>exposed as a bus driver Retard
>>150415210Reminder that Jordan Love was paid 55 million based off this one single game
>>150415230I meant literally a bus driver. Simliar to the old insult of saying athletes of the 50s were beer drinking taxi drivers and firemen.
>>150415245Michael Jordan played fuckin baseball lmao.
>>150415259Wrong thread?
goyboys have the worst staring qb in the divisoin>hurts>daniels>dart>dak
anyway 5>2
>>150414829>find a gay guy>ask to have sex with himSince he'll be a fag there's like a 95% chance he'll say yes
>>150415287I hope so. I like Dart.
>>150415350>QB named DartWho writes this shit?
>Buccaneers release fatass nigga that literally could not stop eating despite being offered literally millions of dollars
>>150412578The fact that you feel the need to praise the most routine of throws shows that Gaylen is dog shit.
>>150412628So why did he sign with the Raiders?
>>150415177
>>150415245*crack* *sip* yep those were the real men right there10 hour shift at the steel mill then right to the football field to play on both sides of the ball for the entire game with nothing but a big of leather on your shoulders and head
>>150415329>find a Raiders fan>ask to have sex with himSince he'll be a Gaiders fan there's like a 95% chance he'll say yesFixed that for you.
>>150415471
>>150415490Lenny Dawson was chain smoking cigarettes at the Super Bowl.
>>150415496You didn't change anything though?
>>150413661The best QB to come out of the 2013 - 2015 drafts was Derek Carr.
>>150415529yeah I bet you would quote kissinger you snake
>>150415177I can absolutely see the Cowboys blowing the Eagles out in this game, only for the Cowboys to still miss the playoffs and the Eagles to still win the division. It has the feel of a meme game.
>>150413661>Brock Purdy somehow ended up goodPurdy is not good. That same team took Jimmy G to the owl. When the 49ers lost their avengers Purdy couldn't carry them to the playoffs.
>>150415538Grim.
>>150415561>Purdy couldn't carry a bottom 4 defense to the owl when all of their skill position players are injured>IT MEANS HE IS SHIT!!!
>>150415554I'll be happy if the Eagles suffer a devastating injury yet still win
>>150415600>When 49ers have a roster stacked to the tits they take a shitty journeymen QB like Purdy and Jimmy to the Superbowl. >When they don't have a stacked roster they miss the playoffs. Purdy isn't a game changer.
>>150415616I'll be happy if the Eagles suffer several devastating injuries, lose, and then go 4-13.
yeahs I think the statmutt is actually Nick Wright. Massive purdy hateboner for no reason.
>>150415538peak years for linemen though
>>150415177Eagles win by double digits probably
And Mahomes can’t win without a starting LT. Pathetic.
Kek
>>150415538crab legs is better than carr
>>150415698That’s just insanity
>>150415687Colin Cowherd had the Chargers ranked in his top 5, but after their LT got injured they're no longer in his top 10.
>>150413408maybe on planet retard
who are the sleeper rookie RB hits this year? JCM, woody, tuten, blue, johnson, harvey? obviously henderson/hampton/jeanty are going to do something.
>>150415819skattebo
>>150414393wood smoke and beef jerky
>>150415717Absolutely false
David Carr > Derek Carr there I said it.
>>150413735maybe
my kangies
>>1504134202027
>>150415877nah it's true
>>150416132
>>150415962These cards are so cringe. Just as bad as ai slop.
>>150416215kek
>>150412669>yet they don't have trouble attracting free agentsyou're talking out of your ass there. name em
>>150416191
>>150413735Nice shork and Ninies blankie
GO LOUIE GO LOUIE
>>150413735>niners blanket>blahaj plush
>>150415894When I was a kid I begged my folks to take me to the mall to see David Carr at a signing he was doing. There was a ridiculous horde of people there as I remember. David stayed until every last fan had said hi and gotten a signature. Smiling and happy from first to last. Seemed a genuinely nice guy who was grateful for his fans.
Yeah (Yeah)They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin'(Stay shinin')It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin' (New Maybach)These can't for me, yeah they lyin' (Yeah they lyin')I ain't even hit my peak, I ain't tryin' (Nah)A hunnid K for a signin' (Okay)What they pay? (They pay) A got reminded (One more time)In your city, know we litty, we handle these like every timeFace card pretty, yeah, take her out to dinner and wineShe ain't never had a with all this motion, fall inlineShe said she need me, she know I handle business every timeThey told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'Perfect timin' (Perfect timin')I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')Ice (Ice)Perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
>>150416347Our QB is having a panic attack.We need a replacement quick!Ok Louie, suit up
>>150412567here >>150384703And these pick em leagues can get rather large. We had 77 one year for college and 133 for nfl if i recall correclty
>>150416399Wholesome :)
My Rammies :)
>>150416503will I die if I try to pet them?
suck lol
Sniff sniff...AHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150416534GESUNDHEIT
>>150416525It would be extremely painful
Shiloh getting completely bounced from the league before the season even starts feels like a bad omen for Shedeur, and for the whole Sanders family really.
>>150416547what if I bonk them
>>150416581Prostate cancer wasn’t bad enough?
>>150416215Nobody asked
>>150416581Racist
>>150416581
>kiwi slept from 5am to 4pmDude, are you doing ok?
>>150416616Bladder cancer
>>150416581No one has ever r8ed Shilo, I don't think he was expected to make a roster
>>150416581Shilo was meh though. Even without the Sanders name there’s still a 99% chance he would’ve been waived. However Shedeur becoming the 4th string Browns QB is the worst punishment possible in the league.
>>150416646Obsessed much?
> The Buccaneers have cut DL Desmond Watson, who never practiced with the team while trying to lose weight from his 449 lbs frame, per Fox Sports’ Greg Auman.This guy is going to be a multiple probowl player. Just needs to keep cutting. He'd have been cut weeks ago if he wasn't making progress. Just couldn't rehab it fast enough.Unironically think this guy will be a reverse kelvin Benjamin. He'll be making waves next preseason. Can't keep someone on your practice squad when they can't practice tho.
>>150416649
>>150416646>the only time you don't post is when you be sleeping n sheeeeitkek plonked
>>150416646I lol'd
Was Sam Darnold the happiest he's ever been in Minnesota?
>>150416687Literally all you have to do is keep him away from that China food.
the raiders beat the ravens last season?????
Mike Holmgren is alive
>>150416739Raiders have been the Ravens kryptonite 2015-2024 I think they've got at least 6 wins off us in that time lmao
>>150416608Be careful. They're made for bonking.
>>150416739The Raiders are the ultimate trap team.
>y-yeah but the (((media))) gave him some meaningless trophy twice and yeah!
>>150416732He probably got a handy once that made him happier
Sheep are just wooly cowards
>>150414230How does this even happen?
>>150414319Myles Garrett and TJ Twatt money.
>>150416780pretty blatant helmet to helmet
>>15041681135 got a hand on him
>>150414393Unironically Asian girls have the foulest smelling pussy out of all the ethnicities I've fucked, followed extremely closely by Latinas(Forma de mexicana).
>>150416836... maybe I should watch the entire clip next itme.
>>150416838filipinas don't count
>>150416704Ok, when did you wake up, then? And why were you up until 5am? Is everything ok? If you're feeling depressed or have insomnia for whatever reason you should seek help.
>>150416838I thought Asian pussy tasted like water
>>150416735Guy is already insanely athletic, like to the point what he's doing at 440 is just mental. You could strap that weight onto other linemen and they'd not be able to move that way. Should translate well if he loses like 100 more pounds over the next year. It was always unrealistically a pipedream to have him be in the right weight range to start or join the practice squad by the start of this season IMHO but the Buccaneers I have to imagine have steered him far enough into the right regiment to be ready by next year. Definitely an investment. Just have to hope he doesn't stress eat over the next season because he wasn't even a day 1 NFL practice squad player after college. From this point it's mental. Just don't eat the goddamn china food.
>>150416859Sea water during a tuna feeding frenzy maybe...
>>150416859Pussy tastes like salt. All pussies just taste like having snot covered skin flaps in your mouth
>>150416876>saltThat's booty hole. Pussy is often sweet except the first few licks if she's not fresh out of the shower because that'll generally taste a bit like piss
>>150416886>sweetYeah ok virgin
like time I ate pussy it tasted like orange gatorade
>>150416886You’re for sure talking out your ass and never ate pussy. They don’t piss out the part you eat. They piss out a different hole that you sometimes accidentally stick your tongue in and it’s gross as hell.Pussy tastes like salt, fish, copper etc… not sweet. That’s bag of sand tier
>>150416915>They don’t piss out the part you eatbills bros is this true??
>>150416915>>150416904>>150416886>>150416876The fuck you all go to a sushi bar for? This is a baccala board.
football discussion?
>>150416934Sick attempt to save face pal. Good luck with being a virgin
>>150416347you wish you could move like that you plonked kiwimutt.
>>150416581Nobody was rating Shilo
I called a black guy on the subway “plonked” and he just gave the the fluoride stare, true story.
>>150416943>ummm ACKSHUALLY you can't tell the difference between girls pussies if they're fresh out of the shower or if they've pissed in the last couple of hours because you don't taste that part!!!!kek pure plonked
>>150415578Jon Gruden sticks dry erase markers up his ass
>>150416968Fuck off you clueless, anti-football pussy-ass faggot
Kiwicel you should just admit to being a virgin. Nothing wrong with not being a manwhore. But you’re just digging a deeper hole for yourself with this cringe larp.
I was there when Geno Smith won his first Super Bowl with the Raiders
>I tell ya what, dry erase markers? They got me feeling NICEY>...... 2nd and 10
>>150416990same
>>150416991He's trying very hard to get attention from Americans in bed for the night
>>150416967Bro you think vaginas secret raspberry jam for lubrication. The medical name for girl cum is literally “cervical mucus”. Grow up and lick a clit.
>>150416999Ewwwwwww. EEEEWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOO
>>150416999>Raspberry jamThis is such a reach. I said they often taste a little sweet that's vastly different from tasting as sweet as sugar or fruit jam or something. Also not sure if that was you or some other anon but to claim you "don't eat that part" is ridiculous. You don't just lick clit the entire time you go down on a chick
>>150417013Nope you said this obviously virgin horse shit >>150416886Pussy is salty not sweet. Eating pussy is like having salty skin flaps in your mouth. I’ll take your word on what asshole tastes like LMAO
Speaking of pussies, I saw Vernon Davis in some lawyer ambulance chaser 'if you get hit by a car you may be entitled to a cash settlement' horseshit commercial and I was half expecting him to cry during it
Reminder that the kiwibitch can’t fight, got mugged and earned a free trip to the hospitalhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549>inb4 he starts ranting about circumcision and jews like the predictable pussy he is
>>150417003based, all the sodomizers in this thread are doomed
>Jamarr Chase>Justin Jefferson>wow crazy both these LSU guys are elite>few years later>Malik Nabers and Brian Thomas Jr.ok what the FUCK is going on at lsu
>>150417027>skin flapsHope solo?
Uh oh obsessed Jew is here>He's gonna bring up the fact my foreskin got plonked !!!!Me getting mugged 8 years ago has no impact on me they barely got anything valuable. You getting your dick permanently mutilated is much funnier. You clearly deserved it considering the obsessed mutt you've grown up to be
Is there any way we can ship the kiwi over and put him in a cage for our amusement? Set it up to where we can electroshock him by hitting a button as we all laugh while watching on cam. ZAAAAAAAAAAAAPP. He could be the centerpiece of an /sp/ "zoo"
>>150417047>Me getting mugged 8 years agowhy didn't you just say no? they legally can't mug you without your consent
Imagine being this obsessed kek what a mindbroken dysgenic mutt
>>150417063pipe down Schizo
>>150417074Look in the mirror
>>150417065Did you get buttraped?
>>150417057He’s not wrong
>>150417081Nope I got my orbital bone broken in two places, had surgery (all covered by travel insurance) then went about the rest of my trip including seeing Tom Brady and Drew Brees play live :) life goes on and I still had a fun trip
>>1504126143 > 2
>m-mutt!!!!!
>>150412669>first year qb with 1 (one) solid returning player and a bunch of literal who’s>get to the nfc chamlionshipim celebrating because 27 years of being alive to see the redskins suck cock is over
>>150412292>Desmond Watson, heaviest player in NFL history at 449 pounds, waived by Buccaneers, per reportLions waved their fatass DL also, even though he lost like 50lbs.
>>150417146They probably get to keep him on the practice squad because who will offer him a roster spot. Probably needs to get to about 380 to start practicing.
>>150416347Why don't Vikings players beat this dude off and force him to quit.
>>150412348>BengalsStafford is retiring after this season and the Rams will make a deal for Joe Burrow, which is why he demanded they spend money on the offense, so he can pad his stats this season and get more money from the Rams.
Why isn't Shiloh any good at football?
Domes should be outlawed. Football is meant to be played outdoors.
>>150412814>That’s not a good trade.Indeed, Lions came out on top.
>>150416971Marker status?
>>150417167This but the opposite
>>150417042LSU regularly produces great receivers
>>150417164He is but just not good enough to play in the NFL
>>150417190Ok this but just the other way around
well, well, well.
>>150417146What's the combined weight in this photo
>>150417285This is incredibly racist.
>>150417285Cam Ward was that bad?
>>150417174how many owls do the cryions have? oh, yeah.
>>150417297>t. didn't watch any florida games
>>150417297I thought he had some nice throws in the Falcons game. A couple of throws were right on the line between drop and overthrow so PFF probably put it on Ward. Can't trust those faggots
>>150417315I didn't
Nu>>150417325>>150417325>>150417325
>>150417322well, now you know what the rest of us do.
>>150417297Quite a few drops although some were forced into coverage. He tried to throw to Ridley a ton. Mostly good decisions but 1 pass should have been picked in the Bucs game. The Titans didn’t call as rookie favourable of a scheme as the Giants. NY called a lot of screens but to be fair they also dropped a lot of passes too in the Pats game. I would still put the first round pair ahead of everyone else.
>>150416646this is unironically my sleep schedule, I have terminal depression and a night job.
