Winning Edition>NEWS5>2
I never got a response as to why this wouldn't work
>>150422497you're taking your QB outside of the pocket for one
This is the thread because it doesn't have gay shit as OP
>>150422528The play on the left has 2 QBs, the dotted line is a pass from QB1 to QB2
>>150422539Yeah figures, you guys are such toddlers
Are the cowboys getting blown out in the opener?
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>>150422542i understand that. when fake QB throws it to real QB your QB is no longer in the pocket. rushers will easily be able to detach before receivers have time to get open
She Michael on my Penis till I’m Junior.
>>150422466This is the thread. Gaylor discussion is off-topic and will result in an immediate ban
>Rattler QB1
Is this the thread?
Stop posting all my webms, you faggot.
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>150422616The age of the White Man is over...The age of the White Saint has begun
>>150422623They're crying so yes, we all have to pretend that this random Cowboys thread has its finger on the pulse
>>150422629>>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ VikingsThis one is my favorite because keith brooking cried like a bitch when the Kangz were "running up the score"
that’s cool but anyway look at these
>>150422605True, but if QB 2 is ~10 yards behind the LOS then it gives him loads of timeI should say I drew this play up specifically for the Browns because they have 6QBs. I wanted to knew if using 2 during a play would work
>>150422557>>150422589>>150422625Stop!
My neighbor's going through chemotherapy I told him to get well soon but I hope the guy dies cuz I want to bang his wife after he kicks the bucket lolGo Steelers.
>>150422616>>150422643
>>150422648>here are some events you have to have a VCR to watchkek
>>150422674kek
is this really what Italy anon does when she's not posting here?
>>150422672>my eyes have seen the glory of ramblin' at the zoo...
>>150422684Snifff
This is what the sanest Chiefs hater sounds like on here btwhttps://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1n0c13m/scary_interview_with_serial_killer_aileen_wuornos/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
normalize hating the chiefs
Wow I can’t believe it. They just said we’re going back to the Super Bowl, AND we’re gonna win it all….im almost tearing up at how good our team is…..the big game can’t come soon enough to cement us as the greatest team in league history.
>>1504224971. You're adding a backwards pass which is harder to execute than just a shotgun snap. 2. You're adding a second qb, which means you're short 1 blocker3. The second qb does not get qb protections from the refs
>>150422751Why did anus lips payton hate Mims so much at first?
Hate this bussy.
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Well?
>>150422778He didn't realize that speedy little fucker also had hands
>>150422466
>>150422794>Spencer Rattler vs Kyler Murray week 1Who we taking in the mutt bowl?
>>1504227711. a pro QB would be doing it2. QB1 would get the ball out immediately and QB2 would be so far back as to not need blockers3. Part of the above, QB2 shouldn't need the protection
Black Queens lost
The odds that Taylor goes to Brazil increased
*kneels respectfully towards you*
>>150422814Murray always plays well till CoD comes out
>>150422814Fucking hell my qb is tiny
>>150422819She was some fine shyt
>>150422812you dropped a word idiot
>>150422629How the hell do you lose to the 'tardinals in the playoffs
>>150422832How the fuck does that hair fit in the helmet?
If your team isn’t the Patriots, the Steelers, or the 49ers, watch your tone when making fun of my Cowboys, poverty.
>>150422818Sheduer, shouldn't you be at practice?
>>150422812Only so much the NFL can do without making it obvious and seriously tipping off the Sunday cattle herds. The gameplan is Chiefs win, but as it’s said, if you want to beat them by 3 you gotta beat them by 21. But chiefs got beat by 48
>So the refs are rigging the league?>UH HUH.>And the Chiefs just got blown out?>SURE DID.>In the super bowl?>YEAH?>Then how are they rigging the league?>AND I'M TELLING YOU BECAUSE THEY KEEP RIGGING IT FOR THEM TO WIN>But they lost.>OH, YOU *ARE* LOST NICK! THEY WANTED THEM TO LOSE SO THAT THEY WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE RIGGING IT FOR THEM TO WIN!
So does a team need to waive a player if they want them in the practice squad?
I have done research. Gronk > Tranny Kelce
>Only so much the NFL can do without making it obvious and seriously tipping off the Sunday cattle herds. The gameplan is Chiefs win, but as it’s said, if you want to beat them by 3 you gotta beat them by 21. But chiefs got beat by 48
>>150422739
>matthew mchonnihay holy shit meme
>Panthers cut RenfrowWhat?Why?
>As it's said, if you want to beat them by 3 you gotta beat them by 21. But if you gotta beat them by 21 you gotta subtract by 5 and multiply by the number of letters in Pfizer. That gets you to 29, as the saying goes. But Joe Biden was the 48th President. That's the real number at work here. 48 points. Look it up.
>>150422885Yup. So a lot of guys getting waived just might end up being on the practice squad. I think the purpose of that is to give them a chance to get signed by another team's 53
Yasssss queen
Schizo hours usually aren't until past midnight. Strange.
How can she be engaged if she's my wife?
>>150422922>he thought it was white boy day
>>150422497Yeah it's retarded
Can someone explain to me the whole waive process. I see a lot of “can still make the practice squad” comments. Why don’t teams simply immediately move them to the practice squad without the whole waiving thing?
>>150422947So does the team that initially released them get first dibs at signing them to the practice squad? Like if team A releases a player Team B gets a chance to sign them to the 53 man, but if team B wants them in the PS they have to wait until team A turns them down?
>>150422497same reason nobody runs bootleg punt run options. works too well and the game breaks down. sports are a lot less interesting once you figure out that everyones first priority is keeping the gravy train running
>>150422497I mean what's the benefit? It's going to take longer than just shotgun snapping the ball and you're down 1 man because you essentially just added another center that can't block.
>>150422970They have to put em on waivers firstIt's a rule
>>150422812>>150422882>>150422899>>150422942Mental illness is winning in this thread.
>the Taylor swift baby boom is actually approaching Is anybody here dating/married to someone that’s the type to want a baby if Taylor were to announce she’s having one?
>>150422708The Titans are going to win
>engagement announcement on cutdown dayreally makes you think
>when you marry a pro athlete and have to adopt children because you have no eggs left and he’s infertile
Do swifties find Travis Kelce attractive?
The Kelce and Swift wedding is going to be televised and get more viewers than the last couple Super Bowls, isn't it?
>>150422497Long developing plays do not work in The nfl
>>150422992I second this question
My cock when Mahomes reminds the NFL why he has the best career stats.
>>150422970If you cut a guy and another team will sign him to their 53 man roster they can claim him. If you want to put him on the practice squad, the other teams need to pass on him. Once a player has become credited as a veteran then they go straight to free agency instead.
>>150423067No she's very private
>>150423019Local [TEAM] fan finally realizes his team was never better than above average and have been protected/coddled by the league, who have meticulously planned out and orchestrated their success. The sudden realization his support for them was equal to their success; inorganic and fraudulent. It broke him.
>>150422992I think in general most guys would just go with being on the practice squad with the team they're already with if offered because of moving and all that shit. Unless they got an offer to make a roster somewhere else.
>>150422739Go back
>>150423027See you in a little over a week, friendo. Got nothing against the Tits
>>150423214>Joey Spreadit
Reminder the Eagles saved football. You're welcome.
spread this bussy
>>150423214I'm tired of pretending sacks aren't a light-turnover.
Travis, I hate to tell you this, but there were signs.
>>150423238Joey Slye will break the field goal record.
Just gave my best approximation of what it looks like when the Kiwi unloads his Chiefs webm folder
>>150423256If Chiefs 3peated the dynasty would have ended. They would have reached a new level of fame and complacency. Your Eagles have doomed the league for another decade of Chiefs.
>>150423290Sorry, to be clear, I'm the Chiefs king who looks Brad Pitt, and what's happening in the picture is, he's eating my ass
seeing footage of the tall strong man catching the ball and then smacking it to the ground in a celebratory manner gives me great joy :)
My Breeders :)
we're reaching levels of tanking previous thought impossiblethey don't even have a QB3
>>150423283Well it's in Denver so not impossible
>>150423329>embarrassing tank job for a guy that couldn't beat out sewerscouldn't be me
>>150422866Burrow's fragile wrist would snap if he attempted an 80 yard throw like Mahomes
Roster cuts always feel grim to me, some of these guys will get picked up but for most of them they’re never getting another shot and their NFL dream is over
inshallah the tank job will fail and Rattler will guide the team to a glorious 5-7 win season
Updated version for clarity
>>150423369This is up there with the Broncos/Seahawks Owl in terms of embarrassment. Now we're even, coofsfags
>>150423367Why do you virgin nerds make fun of cucks. You realize cucks are attractive enough to get a long term gfs unlike you guys who are forced to rely on your right hand for pleasure.
>>150423383>asswe call it bussy ITT newfag
>>150423383wew I was worried I wouldn't get an updated version
>>150422866>gigalightfrauding on the rightEvery single /sp/ poster would look good in this set up
>>150423369That ref did something cool for once by going from the TD hand signal to snagging the ball with ease
>>150423383the kiwi is a women?!?! When did this happen?
>>150423415Everyone except lard asses like this Eagles fan >>150423256
>>150422992the waiver process goes from worst record last year, so the Tennessee Titans get first pick on anybody
>>150422832*is the worst qb in the league*
>>150423429well that was rude
What team is the McChicken of the NFL?
>>150423373Ian Wheeler came back from an ACL tear and looked good in preseason and the Bears still cut him while keeping that useless loser Travis Homer, the last holdover from the Waldron dumpster fire.
>>150423427No idiot that's his nappy hair (non-white)
>>150423442No idea but the Cardinals are the 20pc nuggets box because I love both
>>150423442>similar but inferior in every way to its brother, the Spicy McChickenBears
>NYG waives Tommy Devitotf am I suppose to do with this meme now?
there's actually a lot of kino games>cowboys eagles (mostly because it's just the opener)>chiefs chargers (brazil kino)>bucs falcons>raiders patriots>steelers jets (qb swap bowl)>49ers seahawks>lions packers>texans rams>ravens bills>vikings bearsunderrated game is giants commies, the giants could make a statement because I think they'll be better than most people think.
>>150423514Will Levis and Tommy DeVito were the meme kings we didn't deserve
>>150423525they both died for our sins
>>150423524>giants will be better than most people think
>>150423524missing browns bengals. gonna be a certified meme game
>>150423442The Cincinnati Bengals. Cheap, decent, and has a bitter aftertaste in the sauce.I always thought that Marvin was a good coach, the Carson Palmer saga was bad luck considering we found out he can really play in that one Cards run.
>>150422882>THEY WANTED THEM TO LOSE SO THAT THEY WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE RIGGING IT FOR THEM TO WIN!But this is unirnonically what happened. The league was pulling their usual bullshit up through the Buffalo game but then it became so obvious that all the discussion online became about how rigged the league was. The league realized it and decided that the threepeat they'd been greasing the skids for all year wasn't what most fans actually wanted and they risked pissing off a huge portion of the fanbase if they carried out their plans.I mean, Taylor Swift was getting fucking booed. The whole thing backfired horrendously and at least they realized it while there was still time to pull the plug. The NBA would have just kept fucking going.
>>150423543their defense should be good and Russ is at least competent, I don't think they'll be a bottom 3 team desu. >>150423545true, but it'll be more cringe kino like cardinals saints than kino like ravens bills.
>>150422558The best Happy Holidays graphic is still the Packers destroying the Titans and a Titans fan is looking miserable wearing a Santa hat.
zesty buck
>>150423514>DUUUUDE LE HECKIN TOMMY CUTLETS XDGlad that shit’s over
>>150423564Thanks for this addition to the infographic that I'm making on you as we speak, reddit spacing Detoilet
40-6
da flu
>>150423568Trust me dude, Russ isn't going to save your team
>>150423264It’s 3rd and 12. I have no problem with him taking a sack. He just shouldn’t have run backwards.
The kiwi is having a complete meltdown in this thread. Is he on drugs again?
>>150423623Who I know is you btw. Oops!
>>150423628tbf it would have worked if #75 blocked #92. bro completely gave up on the play
Or a video maybe would work better
ACHOOOOOOOOO
Nah infographic
>>150422866Joe Bussy hasn't even made the playoffs in the past 2 years
Who is the Dak Prescott of the NFL?
>>150423664*blows nose*
>>150422922RIP
>>150423683Australia
>>150423623I think I got the BIRD FLUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYCjLzyZ3UI&list=RDcYCjLzyZ3UI&start_radio=1
many people are saying this
>>150423731Hahaha I'm literally roflcoptering after seeing this image
>>150423580syracuse fans don't need the bullying
>>150423627If the Giants can run the ball they will be decent. Pass rush can get to work and all Russ or Dart will need to do is throw 1 or 2 deep attempts per week to stop the box getting packed. They should be better suited for that job than Dimes.
>>150423627All they need is a game manager
>>150423786I can see the Giants being an 8 win team, sort of like an Old Titans team that is always 1 game away from the playoffs
>>150423818I'll be watching them closely for the purpose of degenerate gambling
>>150423436Ah demarius Thomas.. he was certainly one of the WRs in the NFL at the time
>>150423873Wow and /sp/ acts like racism isn’t ALIVE and WELL
Is there a more lifeless team than my Colts heading into this season? There are worse teams but they’re all capable of being funny bad like the saints with Rattler. Danny Dimes will steer us to a muck-filled 7-10/8-9 season with zero games worth remembering.
Isn't it beautiful?
am I crazy for thinking the raiders should trade for shedeur and have him learn under Geno Smith??
>>150423898Maybe Johnathan Taylor Thomas will fumble on the goal line again. That would be fun.
>>150423873Dillion's an underdog, I'd like to see him do well, but we all know what happens in Cleveland.
>>150423021My gf has drained my balls twice already since the announcement. I swear to God she's a succubus controlled by taylor swift
>>150423873Flacco and Gabriel huh? Gabriel has potential, Shadman does not
>>150423947Flacco has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by taking a hard sack and going on disabled. He has to be so rich he is at least thinking about it
The Dallas Cowboys
>>150424015All in!
>>150423914crazy no / gullible and stupid yes
>>150423524Battle for Ohio is always kino as fuck. 2 of like 4 or 5 browns games I'm actually excited about every year as a Cleveland fan
>>150423873What's stopping us black people from just starting a race war at this point?We'd totally win. We should do it
>>150423914That's insanity. Shad was never good. He's just been riding the coattails of his father his entire life
>>150423021My wife will for sure bring up the news later tonight, but she won’t care beyond a passing interest in her music. My penis will get no special attention because of Taylor Swift.
>>150424046>What's stopping us black people from just starting a race war at this point?>"Sir a race war has been declared.....Sir the Whites have won the race war....But we haven't fired a shot sir"OK, now how about we just discuss football
>>150423873hate has won in Cleveland
>>150423914He's not a great culture fit for Carroll
Shadur sanders is the most reddit qb ever
>>150424093I hate niggers and jews and spics and chinks. HH brother! Go broncos!!
>>150424109Nice try, every broncos fan is a limpwristed r*dditor.t. Lived in Denver for 10 years
When did Joe Bussy become an Alo Yoga girlie?
>>150423947Gabriel played well but the deck is stacked against him. How many short, slow QB’s with unremarkable arms have been good?
packers rule
>>150424046Every day your chances of winning go down. Only white people protect you. The rest of the world is tired of your shit.
>>150424046blacks can't stop crab bucketing, if a race war started at least two fifths would join the whites just so the other blacks would be worse off
Stupid ass normies ostracized me for saying I cant wait for Jerry jones to die so the cowboys can be good. I miss the world of Men not pussy white knights and females. Women shouldn't even be allowed to speak to a man unless its her husband.
>>150424153At least half of blacks are born with black fatigue
>>150424119You're right I'm the brownscuck.. but tbf 99% of browns fans are 60 iq retards and perfect redditors also. Indians fans? Pretty good. Cavs fans? Sort of stupid and have self inflated egos a bit from 2016.. but Christ almighty, my fellow browns fans are the most delusional drooling retards I've ever seen. Ive been watching since they returned to Cleveland and every year there's the same braindead, unwarranted, undeserved hope that this will be the year, and how player x will be mvp and players a-z will be probowlers etc
>>150422466i'll never understand why americans love the cowboys so muchif you like goofy niggers and a mutt quaterback the chiefs are the same but better
>>150424123Well he comes from a pretty successful year in Lanning's system at Oregon. Just need a coach who can work with that style
>>150424046ok but go do it somewhere else. We're here to speak about the Browns savior. Dillon Gabriel
>>150424126
>>15042419390's bias
>>150424193Mahomes is whiteCowboys are the main character in the NFL. Everyone wants to be them.
>>150424217>Mahomes is white
>>150424193Nobody likes the cowboys. Only person I ever met who was a Dallas fan was a 4'8 butch dyke who went to prison for 3 years for beating the fuck out of its wife
>>150424207>31 views>0 sharesgrim
>>150424235>Nobody likes the cowboysIdk man, it's highest valued franchise in the entire world regardless of sports, all the media talk about them 24/7 while they have been genuinely ass for the past 20 years, that's odd
>>150424210
>>150424183Anon I...
who is the best tackling LB in the league?
>>150424269Agreed but as another anon said, 90s bias. Also they're the default team to support for people who literally don't watch football, but want to wear team apparel
>>150424235You live in an echo chamber. There are Cowboys fans all over the nation and I enjoy making fun of them
>>150424269They pretty much own the state of texas so some 20 million fans. Then if you go north from dallas you wont find another nfl team until the Vikings. The entire great plains is Cowboy territory. So they have a huge fanbase. They have the best aesthetic, cheerleaders, good stadium, history and media. They are the main character. The only team at their level are the 49ers, fudgepackers, and Steelers.
>>150424289Nick Bolton
>>150424289Brian urlacher or Luke kikely or however you spell his name. These 2 are by far the best tacklers in 2025
>>150424272Why won't he just hire a gm?
Twin peaks went downhill. The sluts with actual boobs went to OF. The leftover flat coke heads dont even care anymore. Nowhere good left to watch football. Got Mexican hooters but it is ghetto.
>>150424315Missouri is north of Texas, but I get your point. The Chiefs have only recently left obscurity.
>>150424315>They have the best aesthetic, cheerleaders, good stadium, history and media.can't argue with most of this but the aesthetic I don't agreethe raiders shit on the entire league in that department
>>150424183I know a Raider fan who felt the same way about Al Davis. He disowned the team for a good decade but he's back on board this year with Brady, Carroll, Geno and Jeanty.
>>150424309Me not knowing any cowboy fans but 1 dyke is living in an echo chamber? Lol
>>150423873I had to sit down my wife’s son, who happens to be a Black Browns and Colorado fan, and explain this news. I had to tell him that hate won. I had to tell him that his favorite team was racist. He cried and ripped up the Shedeur poster in his room. This is Trump’s America.
Is Penix about to get murdered?
>>150424334I am the GM
>>150424386Yours is by thirsty swifties.
SEX
>>150424380Based Trump.
>>150424327I want great MLB play to come back. We were spoiled with Ray Lewis and Urlacher in the last gen.
>>150424424>We were spoiled with a nigger murdereryou were spoiled with luke kuechly
>Jay Cutler sentenced to 4 days in jail
>>150424347The nfl actively suppressed the raiders. They don't want that dark look. Raiders are associated with gangs and bikers. NFL wants women as its fanbase.
>>150424418She's just not attractive. Yellow fever fags are so ridiculous. There's plenty of asian chicks i lust over, but yellow fever fags see any pair of slanted eyes and immediately nut themselves. Have some standards
>>150424418would watch her show if she didnt put the stupid dog's name in the titledid that for YEARS before bearing her only child
>>150424455She’s 39 in that picture and is most definitely attractive. Would you mind pretending not to be a woman or gay jealous of men’s attention?
>>150424424I agree. Even my browns had dqwell jackson. He wasn't lewis or urlacher but he was damn solid. These days even a dqwell jackson is rare to come by
>>150424418arr rook rike
>>150424478That's exactly my point though. A 40 y/o mid chink isn't worth lusting over and posting plap memes about. She isn't ugly, but she's legit a 6.
Refs
>>150424506>40 y/o mid chinkshe's hot compared to 30 yo white woman and 20 yo south asians
>>150424424There’s been less of a need for them and more of a need for the big safeties that can cover tight ends. Top talent follows the money. The run game making a comeback is good for linebackers.
>>150424418What a beautiful and dignified woman
Call it yellow fever but at least we got cute girls. You just have a trap thread and a dirty djldo Asian pussy taste the best
>>150424449I think the violence of the 70's through the late 90's had to be toned down tbf, wrs breaking jaws on blocking plays is absolute nonsense that shouldn't happen but they went way too ham on the faggotry, it's a shame now you can't even shove mahomes out of the field without having 50 flags flying instantly
>>150424126and bears SUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150424534Thats why I cant watch the games anymore. Too many flags and the defense stops playing around qbs. I follow the scores but rarely watch games.
>>150424506NTA but she's one of the best looking football related girls out there. Who else is there to post?
Need an absolutely unhinged Team name for a fantasy league I just joined where the commissioner is literally a gay Jew.
taryn hatcher is whore but damn
>>150424445Well don't drink and drive. They usually cut you loose right after checking you into jail anyway, like a slap on the wrist because they're too full.
>>150423786The steelers thought this. So did the broncos. So did the seahawks. Soon, giants fans will learn this too
>>150424570I had Dalvin Cook once and called my team Dalvin Cook's Knee Grows. It was after he broke his knee.
>>150424589That’s still an improvement
>>150424532>Uwu~!!! Nihonese grillz are just built diffy, nya~ Like omg, every time I see a kawaii nihonjin on the street with her seifuku and parasoru I legit go dokidoki in my kokoro! They’re so softo and pure, not like these baka 3D Western wahmen!! I just wanna snuggle wuggle under a sakura tree and whisper ‘aishiteru~’ into her ear while we share a konbini onigiri and she calls me senpai in that sweet neko voice like "senpai~ yamete~ you’re so hen-taiiii~ >///<’" KYAAAAAA I CAN’T!!! My weeaboo hearto is exploding~!!
>>150424610I promise you it isn't.
>>150424570New York Tunnelers
>>150424570Buck Breakers
The worst cadence in the history of our sport
>>150424570Travis Kalestein
>>150424614Compared to the actual good teams in the league it’s not. Compared to the Giants who are pulling in top 5 picks on a regularly programmed schedule? It is.
>>150423786Russ will look good for MAYBE 2 games before falling apart. He's being benched by week 5
>>150424628>yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh here we gooooooooI'd be so embarrassed to be a Cowboys fan for multiple reasons
>>150424570San New York Broncraiderboys
>>150424561Why do you need to post them at all? Go to /gif/ or /s/?
>>150424235Wrong. My team is the Steelers but I also like the Cowboys.
>>150424570Sheisty Shekelbergsteins.
>>150424570I always name my teams LargeAngryBlackMen or something similar
>>150424660because their shit sports takes wouldn't get any attention without the simp/jeetbait
>now into week 4 of being a complete neet worthless fucking bum piece of shit i cant even get excited for the season starting. i cant be excited to play fantasy football. why did this have to happen right before the only thing that ever brings me happiness.
>>150424506I’ve been lusting over a 50 year old gook bitch at work because she’s maintained a tight little figure (ass) and is nice. Again, please pretend not to be a jelly female. Thank you
>>150424190*Guardians
>>150424628>when they forced cooper rush to imitate itHumiliation ritual
>>150424570>where the commissioner is literally a gay Jew.call yourself the homo hebes
>>150424687>ass and aging like fine winethat's 2/2 on an asian woman ladyou gotta slice that cheesecake
>>150424686>only on week 4 rookie numbers
Kay Adams is hotter than Mina Kimes.
Pure RB oversaturation, cuts are being made all over
>>150424666>My team is the Steelerswould be hilarious if tomlin broke his winning streak with rodgers and metcalf
>>150424725you're either italian or non-white
>>150424727Good maybe my brownies will pick a decent one up
>>150424744>talian or non-whiteNeither are white.
>>150424570The Gentile Caress. If you can have a pfp use the abbey buttsex meme with you banging a stereotypical jew
>>150424570the Tel Aviv Grabblersthe Berlin Bakersthe Treblinka Tramplers
>>150424725If Mina Kimes had Kay Adams' teeth, she'd be perfect
i'm thinking about starting a massive thread derailing argument about something. Idk what to choose tho.
>>150424386No but he's going to cry in a box whenever he's nervous
>>150424814Penix is based imo. He was really fucking entertaining that entire season throwing bombs every game.
>>150424810Calculate at what age Mahomes with pass Brady's career stats.
>>150424418>Whenur Mason Rudorph ehcalled Myres Garret nigger ituh was very disrespectfur.
matt stafford will be remembered as the goat
>>150424837nobody cares about longevity/career stats otherwise Lebron James would be the goat of basketball
>The Commanders are waiving QB Sam Hartman.Fellow Gigachads, is it over?
>>150424854He must've really been ass then
>>150424853Yeah and you'll get a dozen retards telling you that. You'll also possible get some of the >"""on pace for""""Crowd.
>>150424854He's gonna be the 2nd stringer for the Birmingham Stallions next year.
>>150423281She's singing to him
>>150424850agreedand his wife is a lovely woman
>>150424810Do you keep ketchup inside or outside the fridge?
>>150424885Yes
Latinas for my Ramies
>>150424885Fridge if seal is cracked, out of seal is intact
So high school musical was real?
>>150424912Lol I bet you watch Naruto too
>>150424912It's fine to keep it outside even after the seal is open, I don't like how it feels when I put cold ketchup on my food.
>>150424905I need to bury my face in that ass.
>>150424905She's legit lost 20 pounds since these pics were taken
>>150424938Watching it rn. Hidan fighting kakazu before he joined atkutski
>>150424386I watched him last season and my conclusion is that Michael Penix can play
WHY DIDN'T MY FAVORITE PRESEASON PLAYER MAKE THE ROSTER!?
>>150425044He's a literal glass cannon
Bets on when Parsons gets the extension? I'm going with an hour before the Eagles game.
>>150425105I believe the same, followed by a dallas loss.
Word came down I'm No.3? Just means when my time comes God gon make the blessings even sweeter Perfect Timing
>3 day vacation for "bring back the fuckin r*dskins"this board approaches plebbit territory more and more every day
>>150425075Yeah but when he's in the game, he can play. At least that's what I saw from him last season.
Ray Lewis is dangerously based
>>150425160>God doesn't make mistakes, if I killed that man, I wouldn't be here still playingHe just reaffirms my hatred for Christfags
>>150424931Gonna cry incel?
>>150424798You guys didn’t tell me Adams was working with these shit kickers
>"It felt good to get hit again. Maybe that's not what people want to hear, but as we're getting ready and getting started to get back into the normal routine of what a season would feel like, it feels good to get out there, get sacked a little bit. Sure, was that the result we wanted? No, but it feels weird that I'm going to say it, but in my head, it's like it feels all right to have gotten touched.” - Tua
>>150425199Not a footfag, but those are some nice feet.
Here ya go. Thought you all could use this.
>>150422497I don't see the point in not just having an RB in instead so he can actually pass block or run a route instead of whatever the fuck you're trying to accomplish hereOnce the first QB pitches to the 2nd you're just down a player for the rest of the snap
IT'S TIME
>>150425202Over/Under chances of Tua getting concussed again
>>150425207I am a footfag and concur
>>150424386Penix is really accurate and great at throwing receivers open. Idk why he isn't getting more attention, he could have a really good year.
Which player has had the most revisionist history on them? Sometimes it feels like Cam Newton's fans paint him as basically the next fledgling Brady or proto Mahomes.
>>150423627lol I'm not a giants fan
>>150425220I would have given him until week 8.5 but that statement is making me reconsider
>>150423873and there it is
>>150422882>>150422899>>150422942
>>150425202>in my head, it's like it feels all right to have gotten touched.This would be very profound if it wasn't about Pooa getting concussed again
>>150425255Staubach was a fraud who couldn't beat the Steelers
>>150424570Auschwitz Swim Club
>>150425252Because his entire college career was derailed by injuries Everyone is expecting him to play well for like 4 games then implode
>>150425207>Not a footfag, but
>>150425306He will get bionic legs soon enough
>>150424854I didn't even know this dude ended up on a teamGood for him
>>150424570Jew Cullers also Nuck Faggers. that's all one name, not separate
>placed Watson on PUP list meaning he will not play this seasonIt is now official: the Deshaun Watson trade is the single worst trade in NFL, possibly sports, history. What a fantastic legacy the Browns have.>0-16>Bottlegate>Running Mayfield out of town after he won the first playoff game there in 20 yearsAnd now the single worst trade in NFL history. How the fuck are there any Browns fans left?#DawgPound
>>150424561cynthia frelund is better looking than mina kimes
>>150425404if the texans don't win then it will be forgotten outside of the scandal
>>150425322Literally nobody asked you or cares
>Texans released TE Harrison Bryant, whom they acquired from the Eagles as part of last week’s trade for WR John Metchie.Serves him right, he trusted ((((Howie Roseman))))
Mic'd Up Bo Nix when? I want to know how many times he says it
>>150425436so it happened again>>150425412based
>>150425255If you look at Cam's statistics he was on a Hall of Fame trajectory until his shoulder got ripped off. And that's with a lack of offensive talent around him and a dogshit OC in Mike Shula.If Chudzinski hadn't gotten vultured by the Browns the 2013-15 Panthers may never have lost a game. And they certainly wouldn't have lost the Super Bowl because Shula never once adjusted to what the Broncos were doing.
>>150425404Bottlegate was 1000% warranted.
hall of fame trajectory?
>>150425404As a Gianta fan I love this because it makes the Daniel Jones contract look far less ridiculous in comparison.
>>150425252>Michael Big Ballin Penix Jr.
The eagles are green Alabama
post depth charts>shipley as kick returnernow that's fucking kino
>>150425471green alabama on offense, green georgia on defense. howie realized he can just draft from the best teams in college instead of trying to be le smartest guy in the room by picking literal whos
>>150425472he's an explosive little fucker I expect him to do well in the position
>>150425490what's odd is the 2nd LB position. Does that chart imply Trotter is the starter? Or will Jihad start even though he's listed behind the other starter?
>>150425463Hurts plays with the 90s Cowboys on offense. Cam had an MVP season with literal janitors outside of Greg Olsen and Ryan Kalil
>>150425472anus smith got cut, glad >we kept darius cooper
Scared Billsissies?
>>150425497Jihad will be starting that's the depth chart that implies the positioning once Dean is able to play againI also reckon Mukuba will be taking Browns spot shortly into the season however two injuries now in preseason does inspire confidence in his ability to stay healthy
Everyone better be scared of the Cowboys. Very scared
>>150425533Lol
>>150425472>12 defensive startersthe league should look into this
How many games will be lost this season because teams will go into prevent defense and thereafter hemorrhage yards and TDs?
>>150425533Dak and Ceedee should be afraid of Pickens
>>150425464Maybe this is just my headcanon but if the Cowboys don't block that field goal two years ago I think Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley are both still on the Giants. Maybe it makes no difference and DJ ends up with the permayips anyway even if Andrew Thomas had never gotten hurt.
>>150424810Is Ohio in the Midwest?
*goes 1-6 against playoff teams in you're path*
>>150425575Is chili on spaghetti food?
>>150425560>implying that Pickens won't be cut halfway into the season
>>150425513Ricks got canned tooguess they have more faith in Ringo, Jackson, and Bennett than I donot that Ricks was all that good himself
Which teams had tough decisions to make and which teams settled?
>>150425583Pickens is going to cut Dak in half after his 5th whiffed pass
>>150425580This year they'll go 6-1
>>150425583Wonder how many plays until Pickens fights Q next thursday
>>150425580Broncos defense is back plus they have Sean Payton. If they go 1-6 there's still going to be plenty of murderball
>>150423906Absolutely based
Holy fucking shit imagine NOT owning your NFL franchise
>>150425455>just completely ignore everything that actually happened and choose to believe the most hilariously optimistic hypothetical version of what could have maybe possibly almost happened Stop with this shit. You sound like the average NBA fan
>>150424418
>>150422794The photoshoot was the beginning of the end for Haener
>>150424628YEEEEEEAAAAH DICK IN MY HOLE
>>150425255Unironically it's Tom Brady. And I don't know why. The story of a dude who was really mediocre and rose above it is way better than "He was always a golden god".
>>150423595well that's a perfectly normal thing to do and not at all the actions of a schizo
>>150425668Just IMAGINE those hideous teeth scraping across your dry dick
>>150423906lmfao
My lions will win the division at 12-5 and you all can't do shit about itYeah, not even you
>>150425575Yes. Pic related is the midwest, though western/southern Missouri is not part of it, and PA west of the Appalachians is. I admittedly don't know enough about Kentucky but I'd guess that some segment of western KY (west of the Appalachians) fits as well.
>>150424981I know,, it's a shame
Big Jeff will remind them.
>>150425716I have never had the issue of having a dry or ashy dick despite being circed. How do people manage these problems?
>oh you’re excited for SPORTS BALL season huh? You want to see millionaires chase a ball for 4 hours? SPORTS BALL is so stupid!How do you respond without sounding mad?
Word on the street is Flacco was caught dropping the n bomb and will be cut from the team tomorrow.
>>150425754Based, Shedeur time :)
>>150425753I don't, no point in trying to change someone's mind.
>>150425742Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and OK are MidwestPlains states is not a thingyou are right about Kentucky
>>150425472>white PR and KRWhen will the NFL step in and do something about this?
2 new Mina posts in a day?!It is truly blessed day.
It's Rattlin' time
>>150425753"ok"Then 360 and walk awayThat's literally it
>>150425773r-remember when we memed about this, and now it's true?
>>150425575The Midwest is in Ohio
>>150425751this gook STOLE chili crisp
>>150425773always wasalways will be
>>150425773As long as he can ensure my Saints lose at least 13 games, I'll be happy
>>150425773my QB1
>>150425767>Plains states is not a thingI don't agree. Those states are very different from the core midwest.
Im actually nervous the cowboys will upset. What are the chances? Shootout without Micah?
>>150425799Lol and a lmao even
>>15042264910 yards gives him roughly 1.5 seconds. That’s not more than staying in the pocket. The ball needs to travel 10 yards further in the air now too for any route which gives Fans more time to react. If being 10 yards further back helped with passing why don’t QBs take super deep shotgun snaps? Like a punter. Because it doesn’t work.
>>150425803any given Sunday. Doesn't AJ and smith have a hammy?
>>150425794Maybe Kansas and OK, but Dakotas are Midwestern as hell
>>150425350>Good for himHe got cut today anon. Be nice
>>150425793need me a muffaletta....
>>150425773He has a very mahomesian look to him
>>150425197Why would I cry?
>Browns announce Dillon Gabriel will serve as Joe Flacco's backup QB, Shedeur Sanders to be third stringMel Kiper in shambles
>>150425898and THERE it is
Welcome to realty boys. This is what going to happen.
>>150425972Niners after not winning for years are going to win at home most likely cause californias faggot governor demanded it to be that way
>>150425972https://youtu.be/bQKDlNTEl6w?t=105
Remember Temujin is an autistic woman!
>>150423423#FreeSmokinJay
>>150425991I hope im wrong. I want my Lions to win finally. 45 years old. Retired in Mexico after serving for 23 years. I think I deserve to see my Lions win a Super Bowl. But they wont because liberals and california will get their fucking way
Parsons to the Packers
>>150426103Fuck off we're full.Nah that's cool. Where in Mex are you? Thinking about getting dual citizenship so I can buy some land
>>150426107>It's real
>Patriots have a new short white WRit's over for the NFL
Psssst hey frenBucs are a super bowl teamYou heard it here first
>>150426168Does he have a great work ethic? Is he the first guy to the facility every morning and the last guy to leave?
>>150425252didn't his RT (blindside blocker) just get put on season-ending IR?
>>150426146Moved from Eglin to Jalisco. Its nice over here. Kids are pissed to live in Mexico but private school is cheap and nice and the wife is happy to be near her family.
>>150426103>I want my Lions to win finallyNothing personal, honestly
>>150425991DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
>>150426204Nice got friends and relatives from Jalisco. Actually, I'm gonna go there for ba wedding in February.
>>150426212I think commanders are gonna get BTFO this year. Jayden is one sack away from breaking his bones, and everyone is near 30 on that team. Theyre not gonna last many tackles either. Jayden like to throw hospital balls.
>>150426204>Eglinenjoy your mexican retirement, former glowie
>>150426245Food and Alcohol is nice. Women are gorgeous. Makes me wish i was single sometimes. Minute they see a tall white man with a full beard they basically throw themselves at them. My wifes given me many glares. But its make her hit the gym again. Thank God.
>>150426260Thank you. Wasn't a glowy. Just an aircraft engineer.
This is a picture of Alex Smiths legs
>>150426103>But they wont because liberals and california will get their fucking wayThe fuck does that have to do with Detroit
picture this bussy
>>150425983As a Niners fan, I just want them to make the playoffs first. We still have a lot of work ahead even with a last-place schedule in a mid division.
>>150425404I feel like in every major american sport there should be a clause within the league rules that state if a teams management is really fucking bad for an extended period of time that the league itself gains control of the team, all the front office personnel are fired and the owner is forced to sell the team.
>>150425983>Niners after not winning for years are going to win at home most likely cause californias faggot governor demanded it to be that wayWhy the fuck would Newsom have that kind of influence?Why the fuck would you make shit up to be mad about, since I'm sure there's plenty of real shit to be mad about?Why does California make you so assmad?
More like Eagles does Dallas. Get it? Like Debbie does Dallas?
>>150426323cool it with the antisemitism pal
>>150425983I'm okay with this
>>150425771How do I get a Mina gf? Preferably a somewhat attractive Asian American woman who watches football?
>>150426334I don't get it
>>150426352be yourself
Ryan Poles is a fat retard.
>the dallass cowardz haven't won a bowl since their mascot was introduceda pretty rowdy curse let me tell ya
>>150425875Unpopular opinion. I don't care for muffalettas that much. Olives aren't really my thing. I would do anything for a hot sausage of shrimp poboy on the other hand.
>in high school when taylor swift becomes popular>think she's semi-tolerable as a singer/musician though I'm not her target audience, so don't give her much thought>fast forward to now she is a worldwide ultra mega star making hundreds of millions off of a fanbase that would crawl through broken glass to see her walk off stage>her music craters in quality all the while, the world laps it up and begs for secondsWas it a psy-op?
>>150426350I wouldn't vote for the bitch, but I'd definitely bust my rocks in her.
>>150426437taytay is implicitly White culture, and if you don't like her you're on the wrong sideespecially given her upcoming marriage and pregnancy
>>150426458imagine all the 30 year old women who now will think marriage is trendy...
>>150426107>>150426163It will happen
>>150422819>Travis Kelce lost all his soul once he stopped dating qweenz and married the queen of w*hyt w*manthere’s a lesson to be learned here.
Travis gets a spinal injury and never walks again
>>150426502This but to my sister instead
>>150425751
>>150426510kek
>>150426458I mean marriage and having kids are cool. Her music still sucks.
Travis is marrying the most famous woman on earth and gronk is waking up with porn whores KWAB
>>150426535I know Kelce is retarded
>>150426467>a friend of a friend of a friend told me
>>150426544cope seethe postulate
Why are so many people getting full sleeve tats now?They look like shitGo football I guessVikings suck
>>150426545Jerry wouldn't trade his best player to a conference rival, right?
>>150426535He’s still with Camille Kostek
>>150426545Ppl believe this shit?
Your Super Bowl champions
>>150426578Packers fans will believe anything. For example: They think they actually own the team.
My team has been bad for so long that not only do I actively enjoy seething at my rivals' success and praying on their downfall but I also won't be satisfied until their demise comes by my team one day becoming strong enough to beat the shit out of them so hard and hand them a loss so demoralizing that they never recover from it and are plunged into darkness. I am embracing genuine hatred.
>>150426437She's even posted on 4chan
>>150426587lol
>>150426592Based
>>150426545>>150426563>>150426578no one is talking about the ACTUAL plan which is for the packers to do that, and the eagles to give them a tip so they can trade the packers for parsons
>>150426617the eagles are trading the packers for parsons?
>>150426584Ravens will absolutely obliterate teams in the regular season than fall apart mentally in the playoffs. I honestly think Jackson is a cool dude and wouldn't mind seeing him win a Lombardi.
>>150426627>packers trade for parsons from the cowboys>eagles trade for parson from the packers, plus tip
>>150426652Smile and Optimism status?
>>150426592t.
>>150426638This is the way (though I think it would have to be with an AFC intermediary, the Cuckboys won't trade within the NFC).
>>150426563>Jerry wouldn'tLol
>>150426592>>150426592The worm usually turns sooner or later. When I was a kid everybody thought the Red Sox, the Indians, the cubs, and the eagles were cursed and would never win another championship but they all did. The worm turns eventually.
>>150426671Heil Dobbler>>150426686who knows, at this point Jerry might trade him to the UFL just for clicks and views
Recycle soon>>150422485>>150422485>>150422485
>>150426652Racism is alive and well
500
>>150426564are you his stalker?
>>150426204>Kids are pissed to live in MexicoImagine fucking your kids lives over so you can have your cheap boomer retirement in mexico. Pathetic.
