SERIE A MATCHDAY 2>Friday, August 29, 202518:30 Cremonese - Sassuolo20:45 Lecce - Milan>Saturday, August 30, 202518:30 Parma - Atalanta18:30 Bologna - Como20:45 Napoli - Cagliari20:45 Pisa - Roma>Sunday, August 31, 202518:30 Genoa - Juventus18:30 Torino - Fiorentina20:45 Inter - Udinese20:45 Lazio - VeronaPrevious >>150419212Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, prepare for a mercato of epic proportions, oil your wooden cutting board and stay jelen pivopilled
The big 5
I spend my gibs on ZZZ macrotransaction
>Vlahovic's stance is to stay at Juventus regardless of everything that Juventus will dot.Matteo Zingaretto
>>150435602I remember La Viola fans were seething about his agent pulling some fuckery when he went to Jj back in the day. Fairs, history has absolved them.
>>150435602>AC Milan is finding difficulties in the Rabiot track, especially on the player's side, but I expect further attempts because he is a priority profile for Allegrit.Matteo Rabiottolmao not even Allegri's ex players want to play for him
>>150435701Can't blame them, I wouldn't want to get involved in a relegation fight either
negru
>Nkunkua match made in heaven with Folletti lmao
I really hope your favourite band isn't on this list anon
>>150435801No Paramore :)
>>150435801Based fellow metric enjoyer
>>150435868Anon, I...
>>150435868what colour thigh highs are you wearing lad?
Tresoldi, Tresoldiiiiiihttps://youtu.be/22lISUXgSUw?feature=shared
>>150435801is this from today's minneapolis shooter?
>Credo che molti concorderanno con me, oggi piu’ che mai, dopo il recupero di un Bonera, mai cosi’ autorevole, mai cosi’ carismatico, mai cosi’ Imperioso, il dominus del reparto, la cultura italiana della difesa. Se la dea eupalla, che domina sulle fortune dei calciatori, si mostrera’ benigna, Koh-I- Noor, Montagna di Luce potra’ sublimare una carriera spesso ostacolata da infortuni, magari all’ombra di pur grandi Campioni, con una convocazione per la manifestazione piu’ prestigiosa, il Mondiale in Brasile. Cesare Prandelli potrebbe contare su un difensore eclettico, maturo, esperto, affidabile
Mourinho status?
Koh-I-Ndour
Comolli stop afk farming on Battlefield Portal and cess some shitters
Gold-a-nigg, Montagna di Duce
He just looks so... unrateable? Somehow zesty, balkoid and shit at the same time
>>150436127100% wears a small man bag and deals on street corner
>Contractual agreement nearly reached between Christopher Nkunku and AC Milan, contract until June 2030. ACM is preparing an offer between 30 and 40M€ [Santi Aouna]Holy shit he lost against Creamass to get them to spend money lole, TUDOR TAKE NOTES
>>150436127He looks like he accidentally got peer pressured into a shaved head in his 4th year of high school but due to bad hair genetics and eating habits he hasn't been able to regrow his foliage to the old glory
Santi Aouna Matata
>>150436127He comes across as a Giovinco that grew beard and goatee
>>150436153I get for you boss eh huh ket, coke, hashish I have for you come come boss
Santi Aouna lezzo, penzola uddio
Edon ZhegrovaPosition: FW-MF (AM, right) ▪ Footed: Left181cm, 66kg (5-11½, 146lb)Born: March 31, 1999 (Age: 26-149d) in Herford, GermanyNational Team: Kosovo xk Other: GermanyClub: LilleWages: € 23,077 Weekly Expires June 2026. Via Capology.
>>150436272>Wages: € 23,077 WeeklyIs this figure net or gross of the stolen Mercedes badges?
>>150435421I fielded shitters like Casadei and got 88 points? what the fuck
>>150436319Gross for as far as I can tell, but knowing Lille and looking at his agent I wouldn't be so sure
If they were located in an American ghetto they'd be called Lil
When you say "Space Ghetto" in an American accent it sounds exactly like saying "Spice Girl" in Scottish.
Lega Serie A is astonished by the words of European Commissioner Glenn Micallef, whose comments seem to underestimate the complexity and strategic value of initiatives aimed at promoting Italian football on a global scale, along the lines of what leagues such as the NBA and NFL are already doing by playing matches in Europe. To speak of betrayal for a single match, out of a total of 380 Serie A matches, seems an excessive position, which risks fuelling a populist debate, far from a constructive and modern vision of sport.Taking a match abroad does not mean exporting the championship, but rather introducing new audiences to the excellence of Italian football, strengthening the competitiveness of the system and generating resources that have a positive impact on the entire movement, including at youth and amateur level, in return for a small sacrifice required of the Milan and Como fans, who will nevertheless benefit in terms of increased visibility and popularity worldwide.Serie A will continue to work to combine local roots with international openness, fully aware of its role in promoting Italian football.
>>150436444What that nigga want God?Word up, look out for the cops(Cash Rules)Word up, two for fives over here babyWord up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the wayWord up, know what I'm sayin"?
Elkann please release the third kit already
he's so effay
>rangers
>>150436127Most zingaro-looking human being ever
onaner trending on xitter again
fatto sparire il corpo di Harder per favorire la sua Juventus nel liberarsi di Vlahowcquesto prende la salma dell'avvocato e gli spega il concetto di Juventinità
>>150436825has he recovered from his tete morente yet?
fucking Brugge
>gf bought a small pack of delicious velvety-soft choccy brownies for her nephew when he visits>she goes to bed>I devoured it not even 5 minutes laterno regrets but also what the fuck is wrong with mealso blastan some Mastodon, rip Brent Hindshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bYgZPfUKDo
kys grimollikys neguranifuck off dumb negru club
>>150437477>no regrets but also what the fuck is wrong with me
>>150435602CheapBird isn't conceding the signing bonus obviously
>>150437477>of delicious velvety-soft choccy brownieskek. i knew by this description that you ate them
Merciful Brugge sparing Scotterrone the humiliation of coping with another 5-0
>>150437535how about jj gets some new material instead of trying to reassemble a pathetic failed squad
Last night my Scottish friend said the Scottish, Belgian and Dutch leagues were of a similar level lole>>150437593>reassembleThat would imply it was ever assembled in the first place, which I very much doubt
Scottimitsu
>Nkunku to bbilan for 40mlolwut
They're really gonna hand Nkunku to Folletti lmfaoAt what point to we start feeling bad for our chimpanzeian bbrothers?
>The Lega Serie A responded that it was ‘astonished’ by the condemnation of European Commissioner Glenn Micaellef, who called plans to play Milan vs. Como abroad ‘a betrayal.’
tudor to yanited
Fran Tudor right?
If he had a city named after him it'd be called Tudorino
Glenn Mikhelif
mr. kovacs would've never let the sixth brugge goal happen i tell ya
Seeing ManU makes the whole Tudor situation feel less bad tbqh
What if we had bought Zirkzneedgru instead
Kangoo - David-----Big ZirkAntwerp would be left in ruins
Do it again Bomber Damiens
>1 penalty saved in 13Onana should go back to sleep on Cattelan's painting
Why is the gay negru from the thug shaking video playing for Manure and why is he taking penalties lmao
>Nkunku - Dovbyk
Absolute kino
>>150439609It's the KFC token nigga to attract a larger viewership among the underprivileged in the US
god NO ONE scams like Beppe Marotta, he's an artist
>>150439754Holy fucking kek
crying laughing cant believe onana looked somewhat decent in serie a
>celtic>rangers>ManULmao
>Manchester United have been knocked out of an EFL Cup tie against fourth-tier opposition for the first time in their history.>Grimsby knock the Red Devils out of the Carabao Cup before the rest of the 'Big Six' have even entered the competition...Calcio
im once again asking TIM to restructure the cup format so we can get pordenone culone's like this
>>150439853no he didn't
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>150440044are you joking? last time a team like Pordenone the wiser got anywhere a supposed big team shat bricksit shan't happen again, nevermore
Caraboga Cup
https://x.com/D_DeGea/status/1960744438222704831
If you think about it, Tudor has become the new Pepe, the most relatable character of /seriea/
>Amorim top trending thing in Croatiait's really that bad, huh
Rigore paa Amorim
If he were me he'd be called Ruben Amo rimming
If he lived in Florence and rimmed along the river, he'd be called Arno Rimmer
>Pietro Comuzzo turned down the move to Al-Hilal for €35m, but now Atalanta could make the same offer to Fiorentina, claim Sky Sport Italia.
We can’t we see kino nights like this in italian football
>>150440913I unironically thought Jj would sign him lol well next summer or so
I was always sceptical about the plausibility of the butt scoliosis condition, but fortunately Mbeumo dispelled all doubts
portuguese midget and david to manure for 150m
if he was dizzy he'd be Pietro Concusso
Comuzzo and Scalvini backline, pwoar
>>150441022needs pastonis experience
>>150441022>two centreback defensethis is a 3atb general you lousy philistine
>>150440159Lord I have seen what you’ve done for others https://youtu.be/u8XmnoqSmyw?feature=shared
>>150440044god forbid you let lower league tier clubs make bank with the away fans once per year and what happens if the semifinals involve two teams with no commercial appeal? who's going to tell that to the Arabs and Mediaset huh?
>>150441648Why isn't AS Riomma posting this
>>150441733All part of the announcement video, they will roll a big cake into trigoria and he'll jump out. Like Wijnaldum jumped out of that pool for them.
>>150441754>they will roll a big cake into trigoriano need to involve mbeumo in this
>draw simulator site is deadDe Siervo... why... gotta find another now...
>>150442102It literally works on my machine?https://draw.inker.one/#/cl/ls
>>150442114Blank page with nothing loading for me, tfGonna switch system
>>150442136the system you say
>>150442136Firefox on mac, ublock origin running and a pi-hole on the network if that matters
>>150435377fallen aus 3 canon: the Chinese lost the war because they ate too much fish broth
This is their plan, people; these are demons. Just like the Belgio Commandments say—it's basically an interdimensional invasion into this club through players. I—I'm telling YOU—! It's what all the Agnelli's said—it's what they warned about—it's what we're dealing with. Albanians, they're demons. They're friggin' interdimensional invaders—I'll just say it, make fun of me on RAI or whatever, but everyone already innately knows this. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FREAKING HUMANS, OK? ALBANIANS ARE GODDAMN DEMONS!"
[spoiler] Ranieri comes out of retirement again this time to fix yanited [/spoiler]
>>150432712Send the line up. Which is your team?
Sucked on some titties and fingered a pusy tonight
t. Barbara Bonansea
>>150443282Considering the name and that it is the only team that set a kit, but not a team, I reckon that it's " LaSaudiScotti"
un assassinio molto silenzioso
Good morning!>>150443557Is she cute? Will you marry her?
L’AssAssino della Serie Ass
>All confirmed! Nadia Nadim leaves Milan Femminile with these stinging words: "I thank everyone, Cardinale, Ibra, Spina, Corti and his staff, Vezzoli and Moreno, but my time has been interrupted by a small person with small person syndrome"Man even the womans team hate furlanZ
>>150446892Nah she’s talking of the womens manager she got into a row with her and was benched she praised the upper management.
Milan agree personal terms with N’Cucku 5 year contract. Chelsea want 40 million Milan offer 30 + bonuses.Vlahovic set on staying at Juventus another year.
>>150446949>Vlahovic set on staying at Juventus another year.Situation Dusan #VlahovicThe issue regarding #Vlahovic's salary is far more complex than what has been reported. The player has never made rigid demands as claimed, but has simply reiterated to his counterparts that he does not intend to give up what he is still owed by #Juventus, a club by which he clearly feels betrayed on a sporting level.For their part, the Bianconeri have waited for the best possible way out to limit the financial impact of a heavy balance sheet cost; but, between one media bluff and another, time has passed until reaching today.#Milan, for once aware of holding the upper hand, has worked discreetly amid denials that, as the days have gone by, have progressively crumbled. Today, the game is played among three parties: Juventus, increasingly forced to concede something (a transfer fee at a reasonable price for #Milan and an exit bonus for the player), while the Rossoneri are ready to treat Vlahovic as one of the top players at Milanello.Relations between the two clubs remain excellent: #Milan made it clear from the start that they did not want to act unfairly, perhaps waiting for an opportunity to sign Dusan on a free transfer, something appreciated by the Bianconeri management.The outcome? Hard to predict. There are many factors at play, starting with the Rossoneri management's desire to satisfy the coach, who has had the Serbian on his wish list from the beginning.
The airplanes are flying way too low
For me, it's pineapple banana chocolate chip pizza with anchovies.
I still can't believe J*v*nt*s are paying Dušan Vlahović 8 million Euros a year for his servicesthat's such a crazy number
Good morning /seriea/, today will be a massive day for signings if I interpreted my dreams correctly.
>Tourists in Pisa, in their masses, take photos holding Calvin Stengs' knee upright
Giving AC Milan Akanji for cheap is the least we can do for snatching Reijnders
>>150447321Connected.
>AkanjiLiterally top5 CBs in the world, what would Allegri's excuse be in case he doesn't win against the mighty Lecce with this squadrone
>The Harder-Milan situation has practically fizzled out. A deal that was never finalized, and as the days have passed, it has now reached a complete stalemate, an almost unsolvable situation.Yesterday morning, a call was made for Bayern Munich's Kim, who Tare really likes, but Bayern Munich said no to Milan: Kim is not for sale in these final days of the transfer market, Kim is not leaving. So, a situation not to follow at this moment.>Milan has contacted Arsenal regarding Kiwior, but as of today, there seem to be no conditions for a possible deal on an economic level. Kiwior is very likely to go to Porto. So, Kiwior is also a situation I wouldn’t follow for Milan’s defense.A name we’re suggesting for Milan’s defense is Akanji. There’s a basic agreement between City and Galatasaray for a figure around 18-20M, but as of today, the player isn’t open to it. Akanji is definitely a name that Milan is considering with a bit more conviction.>Milan: nella shortlist per la difesa anche Beraldo del PSGMilan has inquired about the conditions of the deal for Akanji, no formal offer at the moment. He is one of the 3 names on the shortlist for the central defender. Galatasaray has reached a £15M agreement with Manchester City but so far not with the player.>In the last few hours, Milan has tried to probe again for Rabiot, but this contact was not positive; there is a lot of rigidity from Rabiot's entourage. An operation that Milan would like to pursue, but as of today, it is more complicated than it might have seemed.Following the internal meeting held at Casa Milan between Allegri and the entire Milan management staff, let's say that some market strategies have been changed, because initially Milan did not plan to further strengthen the squad in defense.>Nkunku's openness to Milan is total, the contract is ready, the deal can be done. Now the price needs to be negotiated. Chelsea starts at 40 plus bonuses, Milan at 30+ bonuses, but there is great confidence from Milan
>>150443557It's still backpacking season down there?
>>150447383That he NEEDs Rabiot & Zingaro to unlock his tiktoks
>>150447460>Kim is staying in b00nGood news, no treble this season!
What will happen first? jJ sign someone this transfer market or ayyys en route confirmation
>>15044756The two are interlinked anon
>>150447561Both, the next Jj signing is an ayyy who can play as a leftback
>Culo Muani apparently done deal this club just doesn't learn at all
>Rabiot is nowhere to be found>Dovbyk - Gimenez loans swaplole
>>150447688>>Rabiot is nowhere to be foundHe rejected them yesterday
>Allegri asked for a forward a la Vlahovic who can supposedly help the team with the build up (lol) and on counters (lol x2)>get Nkunku insteadwhat did The Algorithm™ mean by this
>>150447688>Gimenez and Mancini on the same teamLole, lmao even
>>150447517Nights are getting a bit cold for that
GIVE ME big matches
>Milan and Chelsea are expected to finalize the transfer of Nkunku to Milan today for a fee between €40-45Mwtf
>AC Milan reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Christopher Nkunku. Deal for 27yo forward €42m + sell-on clause to CFC.https://youtu.be/5ayYs1uxKmA
lmfao, will he even play 10 games this season?
>getting a very injury prone player for Allegrilmao
this nigga really named Ngubuyo, my man...
seriously can I email someone at Inter to watch Kotarski in the CL this season and next season get him for like 12 milliesgenuinely Croatia's best GK no cap on that, also a little fucked in the head a la Brozo
didn't ask
>>150436127Cristian Romero if he fair skinned
still kneeling at Allegro’s 5d chess to open up the marketTudor should have shipped 5 against Parmalat
>desperately need a LW>swap strikers with Milan instead Is Massara unironically retarded?
>>150448460>swap a striker your manager allegedly hates for someone he's going to hate even more yes
>Tudor wants Bennacert.tuna oilWHY
>Ngubu to Milan for 35mill euros>Romano confirmsMongada strikes again
please chiuso the mercato
>>150448514Nkunku wan unplayable in /bundes/
>>150448532Three years ago
Season unironically depends on a znegru drug dealer with pubalgia who hasn’t played in almost a year performing like he did pre-injury lolejust kidding >we won’t even close the deal and sign him
>>150436127LMAO is this real?Top kek at jube
>>150448543Isn't he Kosovar just like you?
Zhegrova is a fraud btw
>>150448546he is a wogger kosovar
>>150448534still would be a top player in Serie Ass
>>150448546It's like calling a terrone an ItalianSame with ZhegrovaSure you can call him Albanian but he's a Nafri abo genetically
>>150448568>he's a Nafri abo geneticallyaren't all of you?
Zingarova
Why is bbilan signing Nkunku that dudes injury prone af
>suddenly all anti-milanisti are worriedLmao. They are afraid
>>150448646They are not ready for the ultimate Tare move to sign Vlahovic in the last couple of minutes of the market so Palestinentus won't be able to replace him in time and be stuck with just one striker until January
>>150448646Do the words of Marco van Basten have you worried? Or are you so afraid of what he is saying being true, that it makes you look the other way and pretend all is well?
>>150448676Only poorfags and boomers consider Van Basten a good player and a Milan legend
>>150448684t. Sacchi
>>150448615Nope, not all of Kosovo/Albania, though unfortunately these gyppo abos are the majorityThe breakdown:~36% of decent humans in KosovoR1b haplos = Aryan/IE haplo Albanian probably from Illyrians, some maybe PhrygiansR1a haplos = Aryan/IE haplo Probably SlavicI haplos = Mesolithic Old Europeans~%60 of subhumans in KosovoHaplo E = Nafris probably were called Pelasgians in ancient timesHaplo J2b = Semites/Arab-like people
>>150448676What'd Marco say?
Didn't ask
Two Serbians now on my /seriea/
>>150448709>Marco (Van Basten)'s moment of the week was Bonazzoli’s bicycle kick against bbilanAnd when the host asks him if it hurts seeing bbilan like this, he responds: "Not at all, the only thing I recognize are the colours and stadium they play in. Any emotion I felt towards them has gone away long ago together with whatever soul ever was in that club. Just the other day I spoke to a bunch of young talented players and one said he wanted to go to be Bbilan's striker like me, I told him not to because talented players go to wither in places like that, where commerce is more important than the sport. A bit like Manchester United."Lmao, you won't hear the likes of Edgar Davids saying these things.
>>150448731Milan's soul died with Berlusconi. Everyone knows that.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST HEARD THE NEWS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHATHEY BOUGHT THE FRENCH PATIENT FOR 40 MILLION EUROS HAHAHAHAHA
>>150448698Lots of words when you can just call em zingari or gypsies and be done with it
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAH
>>150448698I'm afraid I'm too ignorant/racist to see the difference when looking at one
>>150448781Nothing to do with ignorance, you’re smart enough that even a “good” apebanian is bad news to be around
>>150448142I don't know how he ended up in Denmark
>>150448831That's a natural reaction over here to seeing a gypsy-looking individualWhich reminds me of a fun story from my hometown, there was a few old social bloks given to local gypsies to "keep them in one place" and "help them" but as you can imagine it didn't work so the local community used set up a fire to burn that shit down and threw molotovs onto the bloksThat was like 20 years ago
>>150448731He is 100% on the moneyGrande Marco
>>150448848>used set up a firenot sure why I used "used" here but you get what I mean
>>150435782even if olympiacos and besiktas jk had gotten this walking hospital on loan they d be murmurs and complaints amongst the fans AC MILAN are the laughingstock of european football
>>150448781If you see a real Albanian(White) you won't notice them because they're White and they'll blend in with other typical Western EurosThe ones that stick out are the abos, and they are not AlbanianThe same goes for other Balkan countries like CroatiaThe darkies aren't real Croats for exampleIt's easy to spot them from their phenotype
phica bros.........
>>150448848Yeah, we’re lucky they are still relatively rare here. In the sense you don’t see them out and about much in the cities.
There was me, real albanians, Interbros and Sinisa Mihajlovic playing Phasmophobia in Co-op mode
>>15044864688 goal a season strikers are no joking matter
>>150448907>Yeah, we’re lucky they are still relatively rare hereDon't you have a lot of brownies and niggers like Moroccans, Surinamese, Indonesians etc.?I was surprised when I saw Tijani's dad was actually DutchWhy the fuck would you marry an Indonesian woman? Why waste your genes like that?
>>150448934Please stop talking
>Albanian(White)
>>150448907Well, there's always gonna be some % of gypsies around. Shame they didn't agree on getting their own country being created those ~40 years ago or so, we could just block it off easier then. Still makes me laugh when I think about that one gypsy documentary about gyppos I think in slovakia or czechia and the whole "eating dogs" thing where the Chief Gypsy tells the cameraman that they don't eat dogs while his kid goes "but dad, we eat dogs" and the Chief just slaps the kid instantly
>Pedulla believes Allegri should resignI agreeSomebody who play loftus cazzo should not coach Milan
>>150448944Shove it up your ass
>>150448934Oh yeah we do, don’t get me wrong.I was talking about those other ethnicities specifically>>150448944Do you really have no thoughts at all on the words of the man that was inducted into the Bbilan Hall of Fame recently?
>gypsies arguing in /seriea/Mamma mia!Oof Madonn'!
>Allegri: Jashari will miss the game against Lecce. Jimenez injured him in training.
So now Ngubu is costing us 42 million?How the fuck did his pricetag balloon so much in a couple of hours? First it was 35 million.WTF is going on?
>>150448996>WTF is going on?ded sborrt lol
>>150448993Please don't make up fake quotesAllegro won't play him anyways
Geertruida deadline day loan and we DON’T kill ourselves, this is your last chance Grimolli
>bennacerjesus fuck what
>>150448993>>150449020Not sure if Ji- or gimenez
>>150449033WHATTHEFUCKINGSHITHe has to be lying.Anything to guarantee loftus cazzo a place on the starting line-up.Well I won't be watching if he plays that pos.Sack this dinosaur asshole already holy shit.
>>150449033Are you enjoying the show?
>Il mercato è in PAUSAPANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150447194don't usually do this but N A M E?!?!?!?!?
mmh so zesty
>>150449120I don't think it was a girly magazine
>try to grinta through a hammy crampThat didn't work out like I thought it would
Nearly can't believe I did it, but I took the Bonnypill
>>150449110Rosy Bindi
>Crucial hours for Kolo Muani - The Frenchman is awaiting the green light to travel to Turin; he has been not just true to his word, but even more so towards Juve. Despite calls from various clubs, he has remained loyal, with extraordinary patience, and has fallen in love with Juventus.- Fabulous Rom
>>150447194
>>150449203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyKwEkoOUM8Based
sorry fras accidentally made the best fanta squadrone again this year, might as well send me the prize arthoe now and get it over with
>>150449246
>>150449287i was going to but pancrazio doesnt let me>>150449203fuck off gigashitter
>>150449293Now make it in the Yoji Shinkawa artstyle
What the hell do you mean the mercato opened
Phica down i repeat phica down
Pancrazio what is this?
>>150449373godo (unlike you)
>>150449318Not right now, I'm out of tokens and too Jewish to buy more
>>150449393
Zingaro Keith haring style
>>150449395Who said i liked that forum lol(i hate italian boomers)
>>150449310>pancraziohe still owes me for winning 2022 or 2023i cant remember if that was for headpatalanta or cremainessa
>Veronique stands firm: she wants her son to stay at Marsiglia
>>150449414he also owes me (and others) the ilicic creditsPANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>literally thanking god for being able to join MilanMilans aura is craazy
Imagine the emoji once he experiences his first Cucktalk™
More like he's joining Folletti
>Gimenez did the Felix on Wijnaldum move on Jashari
>Mouyes
Folletti won the best fitness coach of the year trophy and friend of Israel (not Palestine like Palestinentus) trophy multiple times you fucking poorfags
>>150449534Vecchio cuore rossobianco
2h50m
>>150449590Not this year my friend...But at least, and unlike some other clubs, there will be Europa League on thursdays :)
Juventus created the highest xG in Serie A’ 1st round.
Lmao seems like Jashari is kill for a couple of weeks
>>150449608good to see my Tudor's being saved
>>150449608Tudorismo.
>>150449608that means we scored the most goals right?
>>150449485>low iq ape saying thismeans nothing>>150449617Perfect for Allegro to terrorize us with loftus cazzoBut I shan't be watching if he plays that prick
>>150449642That will only happen with Renault Kangoo on the pitch
>>150449673
Is Tudor italian?
>xG
should be renamed xCope
did bbilan really buy another negru
>Jashari, the clash with Gimenez costs very dearly: problem with the fibula, risk of fractureSell the fat mexican immediately
>AC Milan, after pursuing Ardon Jashari all summer, will be without the midfielder, potentially for an extended period. this club is cursed
>There may be an investigation into the transfer of Nicola Zalewski from Inter to Atalanta due to a 'false plusvalenza'.>Zalewski was loaned from Roma in February for around €600k, bought by Inter this summer for €8M and sold to Atalanta for €17M (!).>It's not that Nicola Zalewski is a bad player - quite the contrary - but a doubling of the transfer fee (from €8.6M to €17M) after just 595 playing minutes, 1 goal and 1 assist on behalf of Inter is at the very least remarkable. >To be continued.Well well well>>150449860Still have your head in the sand like an ostrich or are you ready to comment on the words spoken. by Marco van Basten about AC Bbilan last monday?
>>150449860Also>deliberately naming gimenezI see what allegri did there. He wants dusan no matter what
this is why you don't ostracize your own players, allegri
>>150449881>Codaconsnothing burger, they're schizos
>>150449881as if that ndrangheta scum club will be investigated for anything, they still have 800 million debts to recover and fix the balance sheet and the underworld does not want any interference whatsoeverexpect many more rigged Serie A games to let them clinch at least a position in the top 4 and the quarter-finals of the UCL so as to maximise profits from TV rights/sporting prizes
>>150449937lmao rent free schizo di merda
5-0 MayuluIt never began
Free rent? But enough about Juventus playing at the stadium it itself owns.
>>150449881>CodaconsNot a sfinter fan but Zalewski's option was that low because his contract was about to run out.Roma only extended it to send him on loan after finding an agreement with Inter.
Kante offered to MonacoSince we are building a retirement team for Shitllgri I'd go for him if he lowers his wageBetter than F*fana and Loftus C*zzo
>>150449958remind me what judentus has won in the last 4 years
>>150449795>>150449822we call it xD over here
Why should the rest of Serie A pay the Inter tax every year? Isn't the chromosomal retardation of the FIGC leadership enough?
>>150449974Palestinentus you fucking commie
>>150449895He got NkunkuHope Allegru gets a heart-attack and dies
>>150449713>Tudorwelsh
Every single time lmfao
>kanker mexicanen wiping out the shqiptarswtf i love invaders now
>>150449993swissSWISS
Igli Shqiptare
>>150450000This unironically
Not often that you like a player more even after he leaves. He's got the DNA.
>Jimenez not called up for the Lecce game, he will go to Como or Bournemouth.allegri is petty
What does he do?
>>150450075All of the good technical players goneWon't be surprised if Modric departs to Dinamo Zagreb come JanuaryFuck this piece of shitHe is banter-era coachHis ideal players are Muntari, Montolivo, NocerinoGarbage
you don't have to reply to every post
>Jashari out or at least 2 months
>>150450125why?
>>150450139There is no fucking way
>>150450139
>>150450139Gimenez should pay out of his pocket for this
Did allegri pay gimenez to do this so he can get rabiot?
It's not even september yet and the season is already overClassic BbilanBut the damage this cunt Allegri has done to us already is impalpable
Trailer for Bugonia (new Yorgoskino) is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd_5HcTujfc&t=1s
>On Ceferin's initiative, the Champions League Final will have it's kick-off time changed: no longer at 9 p.m. but at 6 p.m. For Ceferin, it is important that the time can be more accessible to families and also to accommodate fans who need to return home late at night without having to stay late at the stadium at night
>>150450233Related to calcio because Chappell Roan (Udinese fan) music is used
>>150450254Just put this sport out of its misery already6pm CL final is a fucking jokeMight as well play it at noon
>Lega Serie A is astonished by the words of European Commissioner Glenn Micallef, whose comments seem to underestimate the complexity and strategic value of initiatives aimed at promoting Italian football on a global scale, along the lines of what leagues such as the NBA and NFL are already doing by playing matches in Europe. To speak of betrayal for a single match, out of a total of 380 Serie A matches, seems an excessive position, which risks fuelling a populist debate, far from a constructive and modern vision of sport.>Taking a match abroad does not mean exporting the championship, but rather introducing new audiences to the excellence of Italian football, strengthening the competitiveness of the system and generating resources that have a positive impact on the entire movement, including at youth and amateur level, in return for a small sacrifice required of the Milan and Como fans, who will nevertheless benefit in terms of increased visibility and popularity worldwide.>Serie A will continue to work to combine local roots with international openness, fully aware of its role in promoting Italian football.
Did you know that Romano Floriani Mussolini plays for Cremonese?
>>150450309only in shitaly the descendants of mussolini wouldn't change their last name
E mo entro su phica
>>150450336And do what, use his father's surname? Terrible choice lmao, the fucker was involved in a scandal involving underage prostitution
Romario Floriario Mussolirio
>>150450336He actually changed his name towards that. He's from the maternal line and used to go by that name.
>>150450336if losers were to change their identity because of indignity, there would no longer be a Greek surname left on the face of the earth
>>150450423Mussolini didn't lose.
italochuds are mad mad
>the absolute state of Argentina fullbacks and centrebacks
Conmebol qualifiers are such a farce anyway, a national team could lose eight games and still have a chance to qualify
Just got up from my nap at my work desk, did I make any mercato while sleepwalking?
>>150450233Chapell Roan :)
>>150450368change it to an obviously fake and made up name like vincenzo italiano
>First clip of The Office sequel The Paperhttps://youtu.be/xbuaBS3LtWAThis looks grim and is serie a related because the office is ibrahimovics favorite show and he said he is looking forward to watch the paper.Also business idea a the office like show about the management of a newly promoted serie a team (written, directed and acted by /seriea/)
>>150450368>Γεωργια Μηλιωνη
>>150450706this looks fucking awful
New Nicky Bandini OF photoshoot is up
30 minutes until CL draws
>>150450811Pics/links?
>>150450116>Montolivotbf he seemed like he was going to be a thing whilst with the Viola, his passes were pretty neatobut as I recall, when they wouldn't let him leave for Milan his level of play fell off a cliff and he spent the next 2 years sodomizing the dog until his contract expiredAnd by the time Milan signed him on a free, his development had totally stalled, and then he started getting injured all the tiemInstant karma got him
>>150450838
>Vannacci stands with PhicaBASED!!!!!!!
>mercato pausanupancra think he grimolli
>>150450851Montolivo was just the first fat technical misunderstanding in the post-Calciopoli era, it's still baffling how nobody caught up to it still.Remember those seasons where Empoli or Livorno could end up playing the Uefa Cup play-off rounds, or Sampdoria and Udinese used to get thrashed like there was no tomorrow in the UCL early rounds? That was the average bar technique wise
>>150450895no need to remind and no desire to be reminded of that era, I remember Palombo and Bocchetti at the World Cup and Chievo in CL, and too many teams cucked financially to be competitive, not that the era of billionaire ownership has brought any benefits to Serie Ass since thenStill, it's not like there was no talent coming through in that era, just not enough and too many players who saw their development stall because they couldn't get first team opportunities in Serie A
>>150450574But could shitalia qualify?
-11m
>>150450706this greek advert about an milan/inter fan going around the office trying to hide from people reminding him last night's embarrassing display is a better the office remake than thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7QkQWZsZzI
olympiacos will getpsg homebayern awayarsenal homebenfica awaynapoli awaytottenham homenewcastle homeathletic club away
We're livehttps://www.uefa.tv/live/289166?showInterstitial=false
Should I watch on SkySborrt or the official site?
Oh look, Scoterrone's gf :)
Wait, why did they show that Hakimi goal? It was offside
I know at least one italianon looks like a young version of pedro pinto. Same glasses and all
>Gravina sat right next to Ceferin
Furlani with his new Linkedin profile picture>>150451213
>play the entire league phase with the B-teamChelsea winning, even playing, in the Comfyrence is a blight
Nyon switzerland :^)
Hey, that's Watford lifelong Fabrice Romain
greek managerial talento and bane of vazelia THEODORIDIS
Milan is literally dying and this Z is filming clips for uefa
>Inter Milan & Olympiacos Agree Deal For Iran Star Taremi – Player Wants 24 Hours To Decidehow many in the gyros league?
>this is what the UEFA does with all the moneythe super league coup should have gone through
>>150451304
>>150451368ynr the sky shilling campaigna and eplel negru protests
how semiological! kaka shows up on the day milan signs nkunku could this be an auspice?
These negrus still talking
Haha le funny zingaro man haha
I have just seen the starting 11 for the game against lecce
notRanieri is up
Zlatan is morphing into Bradley Cooper
>>150451454put kakas brain into nkunkus body and make nkaka
>>150451304Zlatan doesn't film clips for uefa, it's clips that uefas for Zlatan
Inter will get Kairat in January, there’s nothing surer
>>150451521nkuku already has shit in his brain though
>>150451489Post it
Chelsea hard games
Two Shitalian teams for Chelsea
>two belgian teams and pafosNevermind, Buyern will still choke that
>Real Merdid awayKINO
>Merdrid awayEither gonna be a humiliation or some Tudorkino
>this sfiner drawBasically 90% of it is a walk in the park
>Borussia Juve:)
>Dirtmund3 points gained
>42 billion for a fat broken injury prone 27 year old reject manlet striker called n’cuckuPlease tell me this is all just a mercato strategy to get Zingaro and they will reject N’cucku at the medical like Boniface
If they had been inspired by SicFlics and ATKHairy for the club name, they would have called themselves Dirtmound
^Found the phica refugee
heres how lookman can still sign
Barcelona talents WILL be purchased in CL fanta
PSG unironically got a difficult one lolI wonder who could be behind this possible revenge?!
Reminder that when you mention Bodo/Glint, you are obligated to use "Arctic Circle" in the same sentence.
>>150451765Noice
Bring it on, notRanieri
>defending champions going out in the league phasewould be kino
>Inter - AjaxOn that day, an Interbro will exist :)
>>150451892Nobody relevant is going out in the league phase. It’s basically impossible the way it is now. 24 out of 36 go through loses so much jeopardy.
>>150451679
Muttuidi spotted
>Muttuidi gole in the hype reelCursed
>>150451892lmao yeah rightthe league phase is entirely designed to avoid that, ie: giving big teams with stacked squads more chances to stay afloat
>>150451915>Fofana and ass cheeks still starting >Musah as RWBAHHHHH
>>150451915Pulisic is out so it's grimmer
>>150451960And its already clear that camarda will score against us
Easy draw for Scatalanta
>Benfica - Jj3 points lost
>BenfigaPretty gud draw
Benfiga :DDDD
>>150451915jj aspires to become as grim as this
>pronouncing Brugge the French wayCringe
Even easier draw for the criminal organisation known as “Juventus”
>2 Portuguese teamsIt's ogre
>Bodo awayguaranteed injuryfest
>>150452053Tf, that wasn't on my screen when I screenshotted it
>>150452053>Kairat AlmatyGravina League
Yup, I'm thinking Top 8.
Rigged for jews
Home: Borussia DortmundAway: Real MadridHome: BenficaAway: VillarrealHome: Sporting CPAway: Bodø/GlimtHome: PafosAway: Monaco
>>150452053>couldn't hack it against PSG>so they gave them the lil bro, USG
>Monaco awayYeah I ain't ready to get dabbed by Pol Potba
>>150452096Very Ro16-core
>>150452096>europa league tierlmao
>>150452105That Pogba gole against >us is a canon event, it's just one of those things that will happen no matter what (also gud draw please Tumor don't fuck it up)
Pafos? Comolli will sign all their talents before the end of the mercato
>>150452138I think David Luiz (yes, that one) plays for them kek
>>150452134>Implyng he won't be injured by then
Our paths... cross again...
Pafos crest looks very editable, even for Fantacomfy purposes
>Juventini already crying about the brodo grim away match
Can’t wait for the Pogba 40 yard screamer long shot goal in the 90+7 min to eliminate Jj followed by the obligatory dab celebration
All in his head?
hmm yeah im totally going to spend time watching a david-negruani attack embarass itself against literally/whø
>Woltemade to Newcastle
psv will be destroyed at karaiskaki, ajax will lose 0-3 they are atromitos tier
>>150452200already looks like motta's face on the crest
>>150452265Greco we want to see you shitpost at max potential for the Pafos game
>>150452265The Greek league will rise above the Eresdive soon my friend
I run PafOS on all my devices
>>150452254>85 MILLION + 5M BONUSES
Anyone else find this all very dull and predictable? Maybe I’m just getting old
>>150452309There is literally no reason for them to do it like this. It's rigged anyways so just press the button once and be done with it.
Pafundi
>>150452254fugg they were supposed to save us
Why did the Napoli guys look so sad?
>>150452309this new format is shit, not gonna lie
>>150452254This means isak for 130m to liverpool right?
>>150452333He realized he has to go back to Napels after this
>>150452278it would have been better if it took place in cyprus
Napoli is beautiful unlike shitholes like turdino and milANO
>>150452359>when the event is almost over and you gotta start heading back
>>150452281all olympiacos need to do that is for modesto to work his magic so they can sign pensioner kostic and the polish patient milik
>>150449485That's a fan account you dumbass
>>150452401>theyre already using the filth in jjust media picsits so fucking over
Juventus in Norway: 4 games, 4 draws - 1-1 three times vs Rosenborg, 1-1 vs Kongsvinger.
I’m gonna try and get tickets for the Copenhagen - Napoli game desu
>no comfy away game like Leipzig last yearit's over>>150452254Bayern btfo
Some very meme-able moments in that pre-draw video
>>150452523>Bayern btfoso bauern might be able to save us?
>>150452553Bayern is buying Koopmeiners for 75m
>>150452553they're about to loan that Chelsea meme striker, so no
>>150452576wtf i love bayern now>>150452585wtf i hate bayern now
>>150452548Is that ranieri
>>150452401Inter: 16 pointsJuventus: 17 pointsAtalanta: 12 pointsNapoli: 18 points
>BREAKING: Nkunku's plane is scheduled for tonight at 10:40 PM. Linate Prime Airport
>>150452718I asked for your thoughts on the Van Basten quote posted. Nobody asked for this 'thing' you posted.
How do both Atalanta and Napoli have Chelsea on day 1?>>150452401
>>150452733Do you really think literally every team plays a Pot 1 team the first 2 matchdays? Please don't be this albanian.The order and dates are still TBD.
>>150452477make sure to avoid the air balloons filled with piss thrown at you
>>150452768Ahh makes sense thanks
>>1504509982006-2010 was the last era of Serie A with some soul After that it was garbage
Calcio /biz/ idea: Damien Calciopolli
Stengs is up and his knees somehow passed the medical.
>>150451915>Loftus Cazzo and Fofanna againYup, gonna skip this gamHope we get mauled by LecceCamarda hat-trick pls
>>150451915LMAO Modric in the center surrounded by ngubusIs Allegri trying to recreate France 2018?France's niggers were actually decent which is why they work with the Aryan Man(Griezmann) leading them, unlike our trash fodder niggersIf I were Modric I would resign right nowThis is literally a humiliation ritual
>>150452200Easy top 8
Me? Just watched the live Comolli interview with my parents :)
Vlahovic? OUT of the mercato.
>>150452718Hope it crashes and he diesSick of ngubus, sick of mongada and his infinite niggersI am tired of them
>>150452944i will shill for a delusional renewal if it prevents us from signing the nerguani>>150452927what did he say
>>150452992>what did he saySavona confirmed leaving to Nottingham Forest, then "lots of things can happen between now and Monday"He dodged the questions about Negruani
>>150452992Savona to EPLel for 15m
>Honestly, I’m still recovering from last night! I ended up at this casino with three incredible women, and it was wild. We were laughing, playing games, and I might have lost track of how much I was betting. The roulette wheel was spinning, drinks were flowing, and it felt like a scene straight out of a movie. I’m not sure how I got home, but it was one hell of a night! Just goes to show, sometimes you’ve got to roll the dice and enjoy the ride, even if you wake up a bit worse for wear!
I miss when we had 1 or 2 niggers in the team at bestGood timeshttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/feb/06/berlusconi-brother-fury-balotelli-remarkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2w4ztk/former_ac_milan_coach_arrigo_sacchi_too_many/Now we are what Chelsea used to be
>>150453009>>150453013>sapona outwouldnt care but more ruganoid, floyd and kalulu is quite grimgrimolli with 15m to waste is also grimits over fras
>Savona out for peanuts>Zingaro di merda is stayingI am so fucking done with this club, please Elkann cut the funds and relegate it to Serie D to restart it all
Kys Belgio
>>150453123The mercato isn't seen a single cent of those 15 so I wouldn't worry lolAt least we're done with those loan obligations I ASSUME
>>150452978You need help
>>150453137Savona is trash man, you can't be serious
Is it a coincidence that Belgium and Bbilan both start with a B? I don't know, I'm just asking question.
>>150453225I'm more mad about Zingaro staying if anything, but I liked Savona
>>150453260He wants to earn his 12m over anything, can't do much about that lmao
Are Aberdeen and Hibs getting through tonight? That’s the big question.
>>150453224NopeMilan needs helpJust what we needed. Another Loftus CheekDeath to all ngubus and foddersDeath to shitalian dinosaurs like AllegriDeath to mongada
>>150453303Albania how long will Allegri last. What is your prediction
ITALY GREECE STARTS SOON
>>150453277Aberdeen yes, Hibs not I'm afraid
>>150453275Only thing to hope is that Comolli will stop fucking around and finally make signings because I don't want another "can't wait for next season" kind of season
>Juventus are ready to submit to Lille the first bid (around €12M + bonuses) for Edon Zhegrova, who has already an agreement in principle with Juve for a contract until 2030 (€2,5M/year). t. Nicholas Silksong
>Jashari to miss 3 monthsBAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAIT'S FUCKING OVERTHIS CLUB IS FUCKING CURSED
>>150453336>just make signings brogrimtoli spend most if not all of this summers money all you can do right now is overpay for an average player which keeps the decay going
>>150453336- Our UEFA list is basically full, nobody joins until some shitters leave- We are literally broke thanks to the previous directors lmaosimple as that
MIGHT have sex tonight
uh oh viola sissies, its happening
>>150453415It's really ogre
>>150453322It's Bbilan so they won't sack him until the end of the season at leastHis contract is 5-6 million including bonuses and he signed 2 + 1 year extension dealFurlani can't give him the Fonseca treatment obviously, so we are stuck with this mental patient
>>150453447Greentext time fra
Savona and Huijsen sold for the same pricetag
Zingarovic will actually be unlocked this season and he'll have his redemption arc, he won't be shit I'm sure
holy fuck viola, squeaky bum time
pretending i don't know what phica is while my parents comment the tg1 servizio about it
>Damien Comolli: “We have Financial Fair Play restrictions for the next THREE years, so we have to be very careful about what we do"
>>150453137Do you actually rate Savona
>>150453663
mo who tf is comolli
LA POLICIAAAAAA LA POLICIAAAAAAAAA
>>150453663*spends €30m on Conceicao*
>>150453674He was insanely shit for most of last season but I did kind of rate him, maybe I'm delusional>>150453663Knowing that Grimtoli sleeps comfortably every night is an infiuriating thought
You kow we did see Musah at RWB vs Chelsea and he fucking sucked ass, so this is 100% Allegri trying to wreck th potential sale to AtalantaI'd give this asshole the guillotine
pretty tough first 4 games but i bet teams are worried about inter too.last 4 games look more like easier points. intrasting to see chivu in yurop.
>>150453331Both out imo. That said Aberdeen get to play Conference anyway
Never noticed that grim tattoo
Big ahhh Romanian stadium, very impressive! Many EU funds used!
>>150453525Tomorrow wish me luck (tho I'm going to her place so probably won't need it much)
>>150453945dont use a condom you dont want microplastics on your dick
>>150453908I guess real was one step too big for dean
Woop-woopthat's the sound of da Polissya Woop-woopthat's the sound of da beast
>>150453618the combined odds of >the vlach fixing his shit (lole) >at jjust (lmao) >followed by a renewal >the renewal isnt ridiculousim going to need some serious delusionfuel for that one
what the fuck is La Viola doing
How flies the Tuscan Purples?
>>150454131their best
>sign Pioli as manager>get eliminated by FC Polissya Zhytomyr at home in august
for me? it's Italy's brave Diouf Mouhamet
Yeah, Aberdeen looks locked in. No way this goes awry
>>150454131that XI is unspeakably grim, Cher Ndour #10 how do you come up with that shit
Anyone who wants Milan to win vs Lecce tomorrow is not a real Milan fan.You should be rooting for relegation to Serie B at this point so that these scumbags Redbird and Elliott gtfo.
>>150454287>implying jewish parasites ever leaveyou will continue to be zombies as long as you make a penny profit, might as well change name in AC Penny Market in fact
>>150454131Showing the rest of the world how balanced and enthralling Serie A is :^)
Besiktas who?
>>150454361Oh they will leave if we relegate to B because there will be no shekels left anymore
>>150454387You jest, but if all the top leagues, it kind of is doe
>>150454235Very even so far
>>150454490The better chances have been for the Dandies thoughever, I feel good about them getting a result
>>150454594Starting to lose their grip on the game…Savona to Forest, 15 million VdL pennies
La Sarvonna
That’s a fucking appalling decision, can’t quite believe that
I’m actually astounded at that decision. What in the fuck
>>150454787it's anti scottish-italian discrimination
Read a rumor
>>150454897About Read?
>>150454948Yeah, it's Read
>>150454787I do not even know where to begin to describe how unfair the VAR decision is here. It is beyond shockingly wrong. I cannot believe it
>>150454819Nay skin aff ma nose boyo, I’m nay a fan eh the Dons ken
the dream is as dead as a dodo
>>150455029Considering the coefficient cliff that Scottish football finds itself on, you probably should root for the other teams to do well. You’ll be picking up Icelandic leftovers before you know it
Predicted Milan XI (3-5-2): Maignan; Tomori, Gabbia, Pavlovic; Musah, Loftus-Cheek, Modric, Fofana, Estupiñan; Saelemaekers, Gimenez
Urby Saelemaekerson
>>150454897post it
>>150455277taremi kostic to olympiacos thats all the rumors there are
Well, six Dutch clubs, a third of the Memedivisie, in the three European tournaments; 46 matches until sometime in January. Four matches with Dutch clubs on many a Thursday. We won't have to be bored for months now.First time since 2008 that 6 Memedivisie teams make it into the main UEFA tournaments too. Ajax and PSV in the CL, Go Ahead Eagles, Utrecht and Feyenoord in the EL and AZ in the ECL.Now just need Shamrock Rovers to delete Santa Clara and the total coefficient victory will be here.
>>150454002>Vlahović is on his last year of contract.>He needs to not be shit to get a contract anywhere near what he's earning at Juve.>If he actually manages and things are going well both parties might be more willing to cooperate.>Seeing he has no options as good (club strength + money) as Juve he might renew hoping something will come up.>Juve renews with a lower (but still pretty hight objetively) salary so they can sell him.Given how retarded the recent sports directs JJ's were recently this isn't as unlikely as you thnk.
Not serie a related
>EXCl: Damien Grimolli makes a bizarre appearance at the anime world championship.Briefly addressing the attendees the statistics enthusiasts and renowned sporting director had this to say:>I might fail at a lot of things, I might even fail at jJ, but what I will never fail at is, making anime real
I wonder who's more asleep between Fontecchio and Massara
I remember when Mcginn used to be cheap wonderkidish player for Hibernian, CAM ON HIBS
>pooshitkas>Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo
True Hibs patriots in control
Move here if your team will take part in European football this season:>>150456142>>150456142>>150456142>>150456142>>150456142
