SERIE A MATCHDAY 2>Friday, August 29, 202518:30 Cremonese - Sassuolo20:45 Lecce - Bbilan>Saturday, August 30, 202518:30 Parma - Atalanta18:30 Bologna - Como20:45 Napoli - Cagliari20:45 Pisa - Roma>Sunday, August 31, 202518:30 Genoa - Juventus18:30 Torino - Fiorentina20:45 Inter - Udinese20:45 Lazio - VeronaPrevious: >>150435377Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, prepare for a mercato of epic proportions, oil your wooden cutting board and stay ricciopilled
Cutrone left Como, feelsbadman
Ole Gunnar Sackskjer
Are the two Cadden brothers?
Patrick Q-drone
fuck
Scottbros...
How the fuck did the mexican break Jashari’s leg in training
>named Skhurin >is actually pretty white
Hibernian legend Jordan Nobita
should i turn on the Hibs gameseems kino
Harada to Juventus
Hardrada to the English throne
>>150456395Yes, Scotland - Poland is a /seriea/ derby
Hibsiwch town
It's Hibsover, they're already dancing on the streets of Legia
gay sport with not an ounce of sovl left
If he were a juggling bog, he'd be called Hattrick Cuthrone
Eagle has landed.#balloon
the irn bru egrus are costing them the match
>you open last opened /seriea/>thread is maxed out and there is a link to a new thread on the bottom>there are ~100 unread posts in the old threaddo you read them or just jump into the new one?
>>150456727Only the ones with images attachef or with a lot of replies (more than 3)
>>150456727did I get a (You)?
>>150456727I read each one of them, save the thread in triplicate, archive it and then jump to the next onet. dossier-making anon
>>150456727i read my own posts that i made earlier and noone elses
why do i even check the rumors lmao
Sleep tight /seriea/>>150456767Archive THIS
>>150456727I have my AI read them and then give me a spoken summary in female (biological) British accent.
>>150456727Most of the time I read everything
>>150456767
>>150456727I only read the posts that are about Milan
>>150456890she qt
>>150456890But who made the coffee?
>AFCON Total® Man of the Tournament 2019™ and France Football® Joueur Maghrébin de l'Année 2020™ and one of the Best Midfielders in the World™ according to Mina Rzouki® and AC Milan® Heartbeat™" and "Opening Goalscorer in the first leg of the UEFA® Champions League™ 2022-2023 quarterfinal
>first nation to get 4 conference league teamsare you even trying rest of yurop?
>>150452789>2006-2010 was the last era of Serie A with some soul Heeeey maybe you're not so bad after all kosovoI would personally extend it to 2013 or 2014, although the 2012 Milan firesale broke something for me
>>150457211That tiny bit of tummy pudge the pushing against and slightly spills over the countertop
Why did Albania digivolve into a Kosovo flag last year was that LORE explained yet in the /seriea/ episodes so far?
Has /seriea/ talked abiut nelly furtado in my absence?
>>150456890can you provide a name for the girl?
People might forget this, but Bossnia is literally having dirty sweaty balkan-style sexo right this minute>>150447194NAME NAME NAME
>>150457356yeah she got pretty damn chonky
>>150457383https://www.instagram.com/joellgirl/
>>150456890very archiveable
>>150457384I hope she gets to keep the change
>>150457424>linktree
>>150457519>they are always way more attractive with (at least some) clothes on than bare naked
>BREAKING: Kobbie Mainoo makes clear to Man United that he wants to leave the club on loan this summer.Grimolli he's at least worth trying, as cheap as it gets
>>150457519This is the one you meant to post.
Gn sirs. Tomorrow I demand a semi-believable transfer rumour from each of you. UCL Fanta and predictor league will also RETVRN.
Tomorrow at 13:00Europa League drawRoma - FeyenoordBook it, protect your fountains and start seething
>>150456890>tattoosthrew up in my mouth a little
>>150457615Mercato is blocked until a youth player dies in a training accident :/
Juventus will potentially earn over €100M from the departures of Alberto Costa, Samuel Mbangula, Timothy Weah, Douglas Luiz, Tiago Djaló, and Nicoló Savona.
>>150457888Fuck off Randy Giuntoli
Randy Pitchford to replace Comolli as TD? I'd be curious to see what would happen
Surely LaViola won't choke this time right?
Name 3 badass players
KOLO MUANI DEAL FELL APART
>>1504581901. Tsuyoshi Watanabe2. Kees de Boer3. Patrik Schick (and his sister)
Kees Me Aas
>>150458314>Kees de Boer;_;
>>150458359Don't be sad that it's over, be glad that it happened :)
>>150458313Just heard the distinct sound of 3 La Chouffe (Blonde) bottles being opened to the south of me
>>150458370There will be other Ducci from Volendam with the most generic Dutch names to be signed, Matteo Marani willing :)
>>150458425Henk Veerman, one last ride...
>Portugal down a team>Belgium already down 2 teamsTasty season coming up
Don't ask me why, don't ask me how, but I I accidentally clicked on a jJ story on Snapchat and I briefly saw an edit of McKennie as a Labubu before closing the app real quick
>>150458313
>EXCL: Rio Ave have submitted a €2m bid for Juventus talent Jonas Rouhi. >The Portuguese club are pushing to sign him, with talks still ongoing.Ok Damien, you are working on the cessions but we have Inter in 9 days and the pink is composed only by 14 players
>both Kolo and Zingarova jumpedDamien I am growing increasingly worried
>>150459122>but we have Inter in 9 daysYeah about that uuuuhhhh
>>150459164What do you mean anon ahah Genoa is just in 2 days then we will be hosting the black-and-blue's the following weekend :)
Just remembered who the Italian NT coach is lmao
>>150459155Everything is fine fra, Cabal is gonna come back and it's like a brand new signing, also Zingaro will power up and it's like a new signing too
>>150459231>ZingaroAdzic r-r-right?
>>150459265Adzic is ZIngarino, but he didn't play last season so it's like a third new signing, bravo Comolli
>>150459155>Kolo jumpedNah, I think they're trying to convince Pissigi to send him on loan with option (which is actually an obligation to buy) so they can register his transfer on the 26/27 books. From what I've read the frenchies need to make some money too before next june for ffp reasons or something
The Zhegrova bullet? Dodged.Comolli_in_a_matrix_coat_leaning_back.jpg
>Juventus sell Savona to Nottingham Forest for €15M>He’s been at the club since he was 8 years old — now heads to the Premier League.
Sony, in collaboration with diarrheanon, is going to release a Ghost of Yōtei Limited Edition Dualsense controller
>>150459593Volgin controller
>>150459602the PS5 shell looks nice, it's just the controller that sucks bad
>grimtoli sells €100m of giovanetalenti to “balance the books”>grimolli sells another €100m worth of players >no signings can arrive because of ‘financial restrictions’greatest rugpull ever, Tudor should field the U-15s vs Genoa, with Nati in goal and Jay the Zebra as striker
>>150459613Pretty cool idea with the kintsugi, some third party should copy that idea and make even prettier designs tbf
la derby soon
tfw it's a zingaro derby
>>150460108Zebrasisters…
>"The end of Italians in Serie A. Fewer than 100 players on matchday one: we're the worst in Europe," La Stampa wrote on its front page today. New coach Gennaro Gattuso's squad list is announced today, but the Azzurri are alarmed by the data from the first matchday of the season that worries the coach: Serie A is increasingly dominated by foreigners, with only 98 Italians on the pitch.>It's unprecedented, in the opening round of the top flight, to have fewer than 100 players. In eight years, the Italian percentage has plummeted from 46% to 31%: it's now an unstoppable trend. Milan, Verona, and Udinese have fielded only one Italian, while Como has used 16 of the 16 foreign players. The teams with the most Italians on the pitch are Cagliari (10), Cremonese (10), and Bologna (9).We are doomed kek
>>150464150
Looking grim, Skullanbros.
>>150464150Remember when they used the tax exemption as excuse?
Good morning!>>150464150Quality over quantity I guess?
>>150464150The national volleyball team had to call up players from the second division and won the world championship kek. Xenophilia is a mental illness.
>>150464296so you suggest doing a 60s style foreigner ban like they did in the past?
Why does Allegru not rate or play porcupine?
Crashing out... cuz bbilan lost Same old thing... we did last weekAllegro has no clueBbiland is a zoothree five twoooThree five twoo ohhh yeaaaahI love Tirana
>>150464347introduce quotas, oblige clubs to field 5 Italians every game
>Atalanta are interested in Lutsharel Geertruida: the Dutch defender, currently at Leipzig, is once again being closely monitored for the defensive line, having already been requested by the Bergamo club in the previous transfer window. Contacts with Leipzig have recently been re-established, with Atalanta proposing a loan with an option to buy, an option that would allow the club to evaluate the player's performance before making a permanent investment.Duccino!
Lost Soul Aside
Yeah, not reading anymore rumors today
>>150464380that's going to be even worse in the long run, see the romanian league and their u21 quotas
Gm sirs>Massimo Moratti in intensive care>Vardy close to Cremonese>Tsimikas waiting on AS Reddit>The Sword of ALLAH leaving for Olympiacos>Newboys Pisa close to signing 78 year old former Nabole defender Albiol >Celtic WILL be drawn with both Roma and Feyenoord
Mourin-ACK
someone tell unc to give it up
>getting sacked in the turkish leaguethis is someone's special one
Good morning /seriea/, -2h and 52m until YOUR team gets the WORST possible draw.
>>150464492>even worse in the long runis it better to have 15% Italian players in Serie A soon? also comparing romanian gypos to Italians.. please..
>There are rumors of a possible Kessié return to AC Milan.
>>150464439Delta
>>150464794RUMORS!!!
>>150464726I am not comparing Romanian players to ours, cure this fucking reading comprehension epidemic at your place.my example was to say that the starting quotas do little to protect those they have to protect (besides inflating player prices), because as in the Romanian league, teams would unceremoniously sub off u21 players within 15 minutes of the first half to put in the most experienced players of the same nationality or foreigners. in the most extreme cases they waited for nothing less than the first stoppage of play for subs and in practice making a mockery of the rule of the minimum number of starters to be fielded each game. this was already happening about ten-fifteen years ago.do you think that with the advent of five subs the smartasses at Serie A clubs wouldn't pull off the same?
co Como maispoiler alert: he's terrible but hailed as muh talent, absolutely nothing in the head, complete retard and not in a good way
>>150464826>absolutely nothing in the head, complete retard and not in a good wayUsual croat
>wake up>no new rumors>Sneedkov to Benfiga (???)>le Instagram trickster man from Leipzig to Tottenham
>Milan has reached a general agreement with City for the fee of Akanji at around 16 mln. It will also be necessary to talk with the player about the salary and understand the formulas. The player is open to join Milan.Lets hope
>In a very quick deal for their standards, Milan have come to terms with Chelsea to onboard Christopher Nkunku, who has already reached Italy for the medicals. They’ll shell out €38M plus add-ons
Er Palazzo was the only thing that kept mofrigno from falling apart completely at Roma
giacomo vardi to como will change my fantasy dramaticallyhe is a must have for any amount of creditos
Phica users were so funny man
>Juventus is the team of my heart: in Turin, I won so much, and my children were born there. >Some fans booed me for moving to Inter, but I wanted and could have stayed. >Suddenly, the club announced on social media that they wouldn’t renew my contract. >I was hurt: they could have called me and told me directly. >But the people understood and love me: my mom lives in Turin, and when I visit her, Juve fans greet me with affectiont.Square man
Remember that one goal though
>>150465277He never did that when he was at Milan...
>>150465293Play relevant games in the Champions League? Yeah I remember
Death to AllegriDeath to Bbilan
>>150465308He played vs Real under Fonseca and wonToo bad Fonseca didn't have the balls to permabench Leao and Theo back then
>>150465327here, I'll give you one more post from 2013
>>150465340Ackshually that was January 2014Btw retard Allegri preferred Simone Zaza to Berardi
Simone got that Zaza
>>150465386Uh? It was Berardi who didn't want to join for fear of getting benched
>Comolli’s urethra is currently blocked due to vigorous sounding exercises with a Nintendo DS stylus [Fabrizio Romano]
>>150465340>in 2013 /seriea/ was a thingwhat happened to the original posters
>>150465418I'm one of the few but I rarely appeared in /seriea/ as I was a /trb/ poster first and foremost Don't have any old shit saved as I switched my gear several times over and at one point lost years of my carefully prepared folders with memes, reaction images, wembs, etc
>>150465413Sure sureThat was the official story
Somehow Koopmeiners got called up lole
>>150465441Now that I think about it I wonder how many anons here actually were on /sp/ during the time when Juventus started the 9 league titles streakI remember lots of spam and lots of butthurt from inda fans
>>150465418Still here, always have been
>>150465461You saved it!
>>150465454I've been here since about 2015, it was bad. Dealing with smug juventini at work has made me hate them even more too, thank God things have changed. La ruota gira :)
>Gatti, Cristante, Politanohell Just play the u21 Kids and be done with it, everyone already knows >we're not qualifying anyway.
>>150465512no! the clownshow must go on
>>150465489In my 4chan "career" I took several breaks from it which spanned a total of several years in random moments of my life so I was gone for quite a while during the 9 year reign and I don't remember much. I do know a few Milan fans irl and it was funny during that time honestly, I didn't even laugh at them
Tsimikas and Ziolkowski to Roma
Sex was had last night
>>150465560Congrats Bossnia, what's her xvideos rank?
>>150465567Considering she's my childhood friends sister and we did the deed in a currently vacant apartment he owns and rents out (she stole the keys), I'd rate her top 0.01% in the taboo category
>El Sevilla está trabajando en el perfil de Samuel Gigot, central de defensa de la Lazio.
>he
>>150465537I’ve been a consistent poster on 4chan for about 9yrs now. The Trump campaign drew me in and I never left.>>150465560Was her strap-on reasonably sized or was it a bit of a struggle?
>>150465623
>>150465678>The Trump campaign drew me in and I never left.Lots of things changed during that time. I'd say for the worse for 4chan in general. I'm a 09/10 guy myself, I randomly stumbled upon 4chan when looking for memes online
>>150465685They just do the dumbest things when around me. Sometimes I wish I was making this stuff up>>150465678No strapons, did get a rug burn on my kness from the shitty couch we did it on the first time
>>150465489But we had fun making fun of them when they got btfo in CL
EL/ECL draw:https://www.uefa.tv/live/289167?showInterstitial=false
>>150465779My dad told me he masturbated when the news of Heysel back in 86 got released
>Trazbonspor interested in Bennacer
>>150465560how long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>150465418It was unironically horrible and full of namefags
>>150465898was there the occasional spaz poster?
>Ceballos to JjustWut
>>150465889
NotRanieri is up
>>150465850He would probably have more fun playing in Turkey than playing for this disaster of a club nowadaysNu-Serie A is Eredivisie-tier Only Spain, England and PSG matter nowadays
>>150465898wut? the sunday threads (the ones barely reaching the bump limit) with all the games starting at the same times were maximum comfyas for the namefags there were three at best and not as annoying as the ones we've got now, tripfags were unironically more prevalent
>>150465930at least in Eredivisie they know how to use youngsters
>>150465934Yeah I included tripfags with the namefags but you get the idea. The threads being a matchday only thing is the thing I miss the most
>>150465934Coming to think of it you rarely see tripfags anymore. I for one dropped mine since it was mostly for /trb/ and it's not like dozens of poles post in /seriea/.
>>150465537I started out in /sp/ as a 2014 wc tourist (I was already a footy fan but I only visited gaming boards and /mu/ before that) but started posting here in 2016 or so. I still remember the first wave of Atalanta frauds, Papuposting, Sturaroposting, Duccios with next gen .webm technology. Also Albania going the fuck in on Suso which was probably the last good opinion of his.
If Celtic get Roma away I will go to the match
>>150465959the only reason i started using this hellhole was to see the new story datamining for a harry potter mobile game on /vp/
olympiacos suppossedly bought strefezza from seria a cloob como 1907 for 8million hasnt played a single minute yet but for some reason olympiacos are now looking to resign podence when will serie a be investigated for either money laundering or bypassing ffp rules
>a fucking magic show
A magic show wow!
HOW IS HE DOING THAT NO WAAAAY WTF
>>150465946True, they have balls unlike Nu-Serie ABTW if you would have told me 20-30 years ago that Galatasaray will spend more on a player than every single Serie A club I would have laughedCrazy how they bought Osimhen for 75m
>Sexist websites, the government takes action. First proposals in Parliament: crackdown on the use of photos and anonymity.>From the Democratic Party to the center-right. Among the initiatives: harsher penalties for those who distribute non-consensual images, a mandatory digital identity online, a ban on site administrators, and emergency procedures to block them.Italy isn't a fascist stat-ACK
>>150465983I first came here lurking /vp/ as an underageb& because I was told it was the hot spot for new leaks of the new Pokemon games but it wasn’t until 2013 that I started to regularly visit and post on boards. /seriea/ is pretty much the only place I check on the site now, crazy how much it’s gone to shit since then, but that’s basically true of everything tbf
>>150465959>Also Albania going the fuck in on Suso which was probably the last good opinion of his.You are wrong.
Roma in Glasgow twice!
Wtf, no Roma?!?!?!?!?
>>150466001Favourite sonic sanrio pairing?
>>150466056it's only right we follow the rest of the western world and become like China, you thought you were getting away from it?
will roma manage to lose to panathinaikos circus?
>>150466086its not knockout stage yet
DUCCCCIOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150466087Ive never played any sonic nor hello kitty game in my life.
>>150466085Feyenoord - Celtic :)
>>150466056More like a gynocrazy state if we're being honest, anytime there's one of these manufactured outrage campaigns concerning freedom of agency online chances are that the actual goal pursued all along is more censorship to be enforced
>>150466056w-what happens to 4chinks?
>Aston Villa, Real Betis, Celtic, Braga, Sturm Graz, FCSB, Panathinaikos, Stuttgart.Some tough games
E' assurdo e non più tollerabile l'anonimato. Se si introduce l'obbligo della identità i contenuti osceni caleranno drasticamente. E colpire forte i responsabili dei siti non in regola.
>>150466143>losing at home to panathinaikaka
>>150466056OMEGA BASED.You aren't a true fascist if you do not support this.
Yb vs paok and panathinaikos
>>150466135hiromoot might get more lawsuits against another gub'mint going (like the ones against the UK mongoloids)
Roma at home and Bologna away for Celtic
>>150466135>>150466182That new OSA bill in the UK is magnitudes more retarded than anything we have in Euope (for now)
>>150466200You can just offer him some fruit if you want Twinkazzo's bussy that badly, no need to fo full atlanticist to get what you want
>Idea Federcalcio: Incassi di Italia-Israele destinati a Gaza
>>150466235GRIM
>>150466219judging by the mental trauma, not twink enough for him
>>150466165TORO
>Moooom why does he get two Glasgow away matches?
A uefa - watch dogs game. You have to travel around europe and hack var machines to make your team win
>>150466177Are young boys good
>>150466283post yarmulke or GTFO
Fiorentina sure does appear a lot in the Comfyrence finals videos
>>150465710definitely, premaga or at least 2010-15 posting was definitely higher qualitynot rose tinted glasses btw>>150466132GYNCRAZIOOO
>>150466298alafouzos certainly likes them
>>150466283Torino scale or palermo scale?
>>150466296Its actually a good idea now that I think about it>>150466298If you talk about the club: they are a little bit in a low but still have talented players If you talk about actual young boys: ask duccio he thinks about them 24/7
Lyon - Go Ahead Eagles/seriea/ meetup?
Fiorentina - lausanne!
hahahahaha fiocrentina got a harder draw than roma
>sigma olomoucLiterally who
>>150466378t. casual
>>150466378Isn't that the new oppo?
>>150466386A bit rude, but fair.
>>150466378if you read Olomouc backwards it sounds like a Hamlet of Como
Sigma (allegri) vs. Juventus
>>150465983meant /vg/>>150466066initially it was only /vg/, then i found about sp and you /seriea/ guys around 2020. I occasionally check /a/ and /vp/ for HunterXHunter or pokemon news. If some big gaming news pops up i "might" check /v/
If it were a club from the American football pyramid, it would be called Sigma Omoloch
>>150466421Sometimes I find it very hard to understand how your brain works
>>150466440That's usually the case for us neurotypicals, these neurodivergents (be it autism, schizophrenia or narcissism) are tough to follow.
>>150465914isnt he a based retard
>>150466463That's Jese Rodriguez
>>150466440Since you watch rt news I believe you
imagine if Duccio's mum was /seriea/'s therapist
>>150466307If they don’t win it this year it’s time to call Calcio a day and stick to baccio
RT News but it's actually RedBird Transfer News
Aberdeen getting a genuinely tough draw. Another hammering for the wilting coefficient.
UCL Fanta 25/26 is now LIVE! Stay ahead of the curve! Build your team NOW!https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/JnUmen/004C00650067006100530050/S77
>>150466502So just 24/7 loops of the u21 AFCON?
>El Atlético acelera por Nico González! Lo cuenta Isaac Suárez en Marca
Therapy is a meme
>riommers having to survive Glasgow twiceeheheheh
>>150466543This is the year they implode and reset the entire club
>>150466532AND funny zlatan memes combined with breaks advertising hair pomades for Harvard parvenus, what's not to like
>fat mexican and salad in attack Why is allegri like this?
>>150466555>funny zlatan memesPost one
>>150466557the bbilan board is just asking to be trolled
can La Viola get cucked by er Palazzo di cristallo before the final or are they losing another conference meme final?
>>150466543>Nico Gonzalez, Ruggeri and Raspardeschi in the same windowimpressive
>>150466566I don't have with me the photo of the tally showing his decisive goals in UCL knockout stages
>>150466583Hehehe
>Como has made a €28 million offer for Alex Jimenez, but Milan wants more.wew
>>150466599Kerkez situation 2.0
Except Kerkez is actually gud
Who indeed...
>>150466599at this point I suspect that money grows on trees in Indonesia
>>150466599Como's Jayden Addai has been called up for Jong Oranje(Also a cheeky Rome-Jayden Owuso-Oduro mention)
>>150466623For me, it's Don-Angelo Konadu
Ro-zangelo sounds like a fucking Star Wars character
>>150466623Isn't that nibba injured?
>>150466623>Ezechiel Banzuzi>Ro-Zangelo Daal>Don-Angelo Konadu>Antoni Milambo>Jozhua Vertrouwd (Trusted)>Gjivai Zechiël (actual midfield fenomeno)
>>150466599Albanian entrepreneurial spirit at work vgh Tare I kneel
>>150466623there will be roars of celebration in the streets of Goes
Dijkstra's algorithm finds the shortest path from a given source node to every other node
was having a good day until i started thinking about that Sfinter whore on instagram. lord help me.
Imagine being a commentator and having the chance to say "there goes goes"
>>150466661t. heckle fish
>tough away matches>one tough home matchCould have been better but last year it was easy and went like shit.The real problem is that Gasperini won't be able to field the bench in Glasgow or Nice.>no ducciAs it should be. We should either meet in two legs or in the final.
for some reason I still thought Lazio qualified for the Europa league and not Bologna
Ceballos is great imho, great technique and vision in midfield
>>150466883Just a bit low and frail, the Isco disease
>Ceballoswish I knew Spanish properly to make a grammatically correct horse racing joke
Dani Ceballudwig
>>150466883Is he actually coming or is it another meme rumor to keep the hopes of the people up
>keep the hopes of the people upThat would imply the hopes were up in the first place
>>150467062>¿Sabes algo sobre las carreras de Ceballos?
>Napoli has decided to change the entertainment management at the Maradona stadium, replacing the historic announcer Daniele ‘Decibel’ Bellini with artistic direction entrusted to Golden Boys, an agency managed by artist and singer Geolier.
>The negotiation between PSG and Juventus for Randal Kolo Muani is becoming increasingly difficult. >The Italian club is reconsidering the conditions requested by PSG and is preparing an offer structured around a loan valued at 5 million euros with an option to buy, rather than an obligation to buy. >The player is still expected to join Juventus, but the negotiations between the two clubs are increasingly tense. - Loïc Tanzi
>The injury of Jashari has disrupted all planning. Milan will evaluate the positions of Musah and Chuckwueze. Both were practically sold, now both situations are under review. Musah is said to be out, and Chuckwueze was considered a done deal. At this moment, they’ll assess things starting tomorrow; we can’t take anything for certain, neither out nor done.
>>150467225GON-ZA-LO
>>150466565Die Die Die Allegri
Is our boi Lindelöf officially a viola player?Would be cool if he could get a Serie A glow up.
>>150466566
Todos mis caballos comen ceballos
Monica Mattos and Dani Ceballos enter a stable...
Happy Floriani day to all those who celebrate
IT'S FRIDAY MUTHAFUKAAAS!WHAT ARE YA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN>PLAYANLies of P, but I have to confess I'm very bad at souls games>WATCHANNext up is the latest Dexter: Resurrection episode, and as for movies, Black Bag and Anora>LISTENANPodcasts about Dutch politics because things once again have descended into a shitshow>READANNothing big currently, just articles I saved for later>EATANCarambar's that my sisters brought back from France>DRINKANUsually a beer, but the weather's gone to shit so tea>FAPPANTomboy monster girls with big booba>FEELANScared and disappointed for the mercato, but personally bretty gud.
shan't be replying to doxxing fedposts
>>150467256I never understand why people shat on Higuain constantly. If he was in his prime today in 2025 he'd be on the cover of FIFA games etc because the bar is much lower today.He was very good in Real Madrid, sensational in Napoli and very good in Juventus.He'd be a €130m player in today's market.
>>150467455Pissi Riggitini online army, that's it
Una sopa de caballos por favor
>Fiorentina to sign Hans Nicolussi Cavigliajust rebrand La Viola as Juventus over23
>Hellas Verona has announced the signing of Libyan midfielder Moatasem Al-Musrati.Libyans have changed kek
>>150466599>>150466599Allegru is behind this attempted saleHe hates real football playersHis ideal team is 10 loftus cazzos on the pitchI have a little hope that Tare realized his mistake in appointing this clown and is actively working against him as much as he can, much like Maldini/Boban were working against Elliott/Redbird
>>150467419playing modded FNV, just ate some Popeyes
>>150467516*cebollas
cebula's
>>150467419>PLAYANnothing laptop died>WATCHANEurobasket >LISTENANKino Casino>>READANPower of Subconscious, Joseph Murphy >>EATANMight go for KFC later>>DRINKANSchweppes Wild Berry>>FAPPANNot>>FEELANScared and disappointed about the fact I quit my job and need to find a new one, but happy about the incoming weeks of just doing nothing.
Is an Ceballos a athlete?
>>150467226>The player is still expected to join Juventus,season ending levels of grim>but the negotiations between the two clubs are increasingly tense.based
Dani Cipolla
>>150467600good post
>>150467243>The injury of Jashari has disrupted all planning.>Implying.Allegri paid the fat spic to injure him so that he can sabotage us with RLC, Musah, Chuk etc.Death to Allegru and his whole managerial staff :).
>>150467612Good you rather allegro die on the wooden horse, quartering by horses or overdose of onion soup?
frattesi 40m better be a joke. 70m at least if the oil dopers want him.
>>150467687I'm not picky, as long as he is 3 meters underground ;)
>>150467594>PSG are waiting for an email from Juventus because the agreement between the clubs is almost done, €3/4M is still up in the air, but they're waiting for the OK from the bianconeri to proceed, and Kolo Muani is also waiting for a response.- Fabio Romanavangaurda
>Massara evaluating a list of 20-30 left wingerst. BiaforaThere's still a lot of time after all!
>>150467120Funny
>>150467419>PLAYANFifa>WATCHANMight watch underwater (the one with kristen)>LISTENANhttps://youtu.be/QJIrOfCZyCk>READANFinishing a paper I never finished>EATANNothing. Maybe a salad>DRINKANWater and ice tea lemon >FAPPANAgain why do you want to know?>FEELAN A little bit lost. Thinking that having to do a 9 to 5 job for the rest of my life makes me a little bit anxious. Thinking of going to uni again next year
>>150467735Curtis yarvin to bbilan, here we go!
>sisters>pluralhold on I thought it was still uncle Duccio, there's more than one Dutchman living in the Netherlands?
Please tell me the rumors
>>150467718
>>150468110here, listen to these rumours*leans over on one side to pass wind*
>>150468072There are at least three regulars in /seriea/The one you're referring to has two sisters, one of which got pregnant while having an OF profile with intrasting content
>>150468110Bennacer to jJ
>352
>>150468110Your parents are sending you on loan to Tuscany for the season
>>150468303I heard this happened to Zendaya aswell
>PLAYANExcel pivot table simulator >WATCHANYann LeCun lectures >LISTENANMetric >READANIntroduction to Statistics and Data AnalysisWith Exercises, Solutions and Applications in excel>EATANBurrata pinsa>DRINKANA lot of water >FAPPANPreggo corn>FEELANBretty 3-5-2 to be exact
>>150468110bad or maybe gud player to jjust or maybe not
>>150467281not even olympiacos and besiktas jk to show interest to this ex footballer.....how is serie ass considered a member of the big 5? FUCKING DZEKO AND NOW LINDELOFF they are buying super lig rejects, the rejects of rejects...unserious clubs unserious league
>>150468313If Zendaya was Allegrian she would be called Zendaidaidaia
>>150468215see>>150468369
>We're already finalizing the deal, we're finalizing it.a sponsor? just 2 more weeks...
Visit Lost Heaven
>>150468369I think the main problem was the wage demands as bosman. Not the skill/experience.
Death to anyone that doesn’t disable frame interpolation on their TV, and make it extra painful when they think buying one of those Samsung Frame TV’s was a gud idea
what's the name of the northernmost Inter fan club? Interpoletion
>>150468228it's the only alternative to 4-3-3 in the gay era of the 3 men midfield
>Mikukatze to Vilarreal 30mWhy wasting even more for Hojlund and Muani?
If he was German, he’d be called Mikauscatze
>De Zerbi: "I gave Rabiot the advice to apologize to the club: he still hasn't deemed it right to follow it"
>Newcastle United are reportedly not prioritizing a move for midfielder Davide Frattesi despite “exploratory” contact with Inter Milan.marmots said inters tranny window is done. next day journous spam >frattesi to nucastle!!!behead all journos.
>Muttuidi>Kalulu>Merdavid>Locatelli4 horsemen of the cursepocalypse
To anyone who may actually be watching this game for whatever reason
>>150468954
https://x.com/1962Greco/status/1961441694227865805
>Balentien called up for Lecce match>Allegri: Are you a big ass ngubu>Balentien: Yes sir?>Allegri: Alright, you can play?LmaoAllegri is like 10 years out of date
Lilly contino or Nicky bandini
>>150468598>t. zoomer who grew up watching 4-2-3-1 junk and doesn't remember the glorious era of the 4-3-1-2
inter game on sunday again...big mad
>>150468946>Maticexcuse me wtf?
>>150469240>>150468369
>>150469298nah I'm more perplexed as to why Matic would go to Sassol as opposed to why Sassol would pay him
cremonese are getting punished down the right, lauriente is too strong, they should make a sub
>>150469196>le fantasista trequartista in the year of our lord +1good luck finding the one in a blue moon talent that any manager would consider worth sacrificing their game plan for and that isn't a midget that was put to play on the wing as soon as he turned 10.
>>150469308oo calcio is on alredy???
>>15046934115 minutes ago fra, tune in you're missing prime calcio
thinking of placing a bet on Milan to win tonight, but their team looks fucking dreadful.Will they beat Lecce, fras?Surely they will want to make up for the embarrassment of the first round defeat against creme
>>150469359>you just know Camarda is going to score
>>150469359>boifas hilarious as a Lecce win would be, it ain't happening
>>150469354tuned in to some kino
>>150469359I'm so hyped to see allegri terror his way into a 1-0 victory CALCIOOOOO
>Portieri: Diego Mascardi (Spezia), Edoardo Motta (Reggiana), Lapo Nava (Cremonese)>Difensori: Davide Bartesaghi (Milan), Fabio Chiarodia (Borussia M’gladbach), Pietro Comuzzo (Fiorentina), Riyad Idrissi (Cagliari), Michael Kayode (Brentford), Filippo Mane (Borussia Dortmund), Luca Marianucci (Napoli), Brando Moruzzi (Empoli), Marco Palestra (Cagliari).>Centrocampisti: Lorenzo Amatucci (Las Palmas), Tommaso Berti (Cesena), Matteo Dagasso (Pescara), Luca Lipani (Sassuolo), Cher Ndour (Fiorentina), Niccolò Pisilli (Roma)>Attaccanti: Francesco Camarda (Lecce), Luigi Cherubini (Sampdoria), Seydou Fini (Genoa), Luca Koleosho (Espanyol), Simone Pafundi (Sampdoria), Antonio Raimondo (Frosinone), Lorenzo Venturino (Genoa).Grim
cremo crowd nice and loud.
Gatti, Cambiaso and Locatelli have been called up by Italy. No Di Gregorio.
>>150469430Venturino, Koleosho, Lipani, Ndour, Chiarodia, Mane, Comuzzo, Palestra are all potentially good players.>>150469460Imagine the pickpocketing and the lines of coke snorted off the viados cocks
>>150469459>Leoni>EspositoBased>Fabbian>MaldiniCringe
>>150469327Better than 352 garbage anydayBut it doesn't need to be a treq in the hole it can be some meme Rabiot-like runner for all I careI just want 2 strikers and 4 at the backThe most important thing about the 4-3-1-2 for me is are:>fullbacks overlapping and crossing in the box and no ngubu wingers complicating the gameplay>3 midfielders on the center which is good enough to control some possession>1 mid in the hold who adds something extra and doesn't complicate the play too muchYou are a retard if you think 4312 involves sacrificing your gameplan for the trequartista btwZidane's Madrid didn't do thatAncelotti's Milan didn't do thatOnly shit teams did that
Fullbacks are extra shit nowadays
>>150469459>zacca e rotellaI'd rather they wouldn't
>>150469359Unfortunately Milan will win this and I will have to skip this terrorball season altogetherI wish Lecce would winI wish Milan loses every game possible until this cunt is sacked
get the fuck back to the amateur leagues
cremonese looks gud. sassuolo needs to do better.
>saeason hasnt even startedshitsuolo already tanking
Sissyuolo in full swing
2-0 oof. saw 4 grey cremo grandpas in the crowd clapping and jumping earlier. basados
Nicola and Neil Warmock, the 2 greatest managers ever
>sussuolo
>>150469534good fullbacks are rarer than good forwards, good luck.
>>150469561Holy mother of grim lmao. This is like worse than Udinese XI.>A fradulent Eredivisie striker from Mexico, 5 box-to-box workhorses midfielders and a 44 year-old playmaker, and 3 mid CBs.
I honestly cant take a Milan loss today. I dont have the energy for this
Nobody asked
>>150469723Modric in the middle of ngubus reminds me of that one memeThis is like poor man's France with Griezmann leading the niggers lmaoToo bad we don't have Pogba or Kante we have Fofana and Loftus ShitAsshole Allegru even manage to prevent fodder like Chuk and Musah from getting sold
>>150469725They gonna scrape by with 1-0 on a setpiece or something.
>>150469691I was content with Abate and grandpa Zambrotta playing back in the dayWingers just occupy space and complicate the play which just frustrates me to watchIt's not Milan-style and it will never be
>>150469725Fuck off Anti-Milan fanReal Milan fans root for Milan to lose so that this dinosaur saboteur gets sacked
roma brought back the saudi guy...wtf are they thinking?
>>150469460milano was very gud place. i liked the vibe.
>cremonese 2:0 sassuolo*So Milan wasn't bad cremonese is just a good team
laurients plays with pashun. serie b did good for him.
>>150469901I felt more unsafe in Milan than I ever did in cities like Amsterdam or Paris
>>150469901Not possible according to soome heere. Radio genoa told them its hell on earth or something
test
>>150469922>comparing sassuolo to milan>t. allegrukys
LECCE (4-3-3): Falcone; Veiga, Tiago Gabriel, Gaspar, Gallo; Coulibaly, Ramadani, Kaba; Pierotti, Camarda, Morente. A disp. Fruchtl, Samooja, Ndaba, Siebert, Sala, Stulic, Berisha, N'Dri, Sepulveda, Helgason, Banda, Kouassi, Sottil, Maleh. All. Eusebio Di Francesco.MILAN (3-5-2): Maignan; Tomori, Gabbia, Pavlovic; Musah, Loftus-Cheek, Modric, Fofana, Estupiñan; Saelemaekers, Gimenez. A disp. Terracciano, Pittarella, Ricci, De Winter, Pulisic, Chukwueze, Athekame, Blentien, Bartesaghi. All. Massimiliano Allegri. Pls Eusebio do your jobCrush this scumbag piece of shit Allegri
strema died. reee>>150469966me and teh gf had zero issues. even the subway station negrus were chill.
Randal Kolo Muani toJuventus will be WITHOUT a purchase option. Faced with difficult negotiations, both parties have changed the formula to move closer to an agreement.- La Parisiana
pinemounts
>>150470060>3 strikers to buy next summer
>>150470060
my boy foxed changed the match
back to watching
gud shot.
FORZA LECCEFORZA CAMARDADEATH TO BBILANDEATH TO ALLEGRIDEATH TO LOFTUS CAZZODEATH TO FOFANADEATH TO MUSHITAHDEATH TO SALAFODDERDEATH TO BEANEREZDEATH TO TOMERDI
>>150470046how bad is Stulic to get benched by a kid kek
Milan lineup is up
i need webm of gole. i missed it.
Hope you aren't enjoying actual Calcio too much...
>>150470060kys negrolli
floriani wouldn't have gave away that pen, just saying
>>150470100Every appearance camarda makes, Lecce gets 75,000 sand dollars and 100,000 for every goal he scores
No era
>>150469975last year it was the Italian city with the most crimes reported lol>Inb4 per capitacba to do the math
era. did knee esplode?
really gud era. berardinho
>creme on næse
if tudor is gobbovero old black and white heart hes in comolli's office telling him he'll see norton-cuffy score a poker on sunday if theres not 3 signings done before then
>>150470148Knee choked, he's washed
>cream on, ese
YES FINALLY HE'S HERE
Mussolini in
gud calcio been serie b teams.
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU COLD HEARTED BASTARD DONT YOU DARE
IL DUCE IL DUCE
CREAM ON, ESE GOALAZO
the crosses arrive on time
>>150470196imagine the grim signings
Thats just not a foul tho is it
>Sassuolo trying to dive 24/7Lel
>vazquez still playing Cream on, ese should be payero +10
Did they just cancel the cream on goal???
no foul. tiniest of contacts.
Milan should try to get ronaldo
Isn’t the ref supposed to talk to the stadium and explain if they cancel a goal wtf is going on the third cream on goal just vanished suddenly
>>150470284yep, its obvious they're gonna fuck over floriani at every opportunity
>>150470300But floriani plays for Sassuolo?
NOOOOOOOOOO HE SHOULD'VE HAD 2 ASSISTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS HE WINS THE PEN HE'S IS SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD YOU WILL KNEEL
my cheeks hurt from smiling so much I'm so invested
CREAM ON, ESETOP OF THE TABLE
dam i sold hitlerino for some other meme is he getting fantacazzopoints for this?
this neopromoted clash was kino
The big 4
>Tare: "Musah stay? We have an agreement with Atalanta. The injury of Jahsari has complicated the situation. The final decision will be made tomorrow. Nkunku? We carried out this operation which until 3-4 days ago was not possible because the costs were different. We are evaluating a swap between Dovbyk and Gimenez, we'll see after the match. Akanji? The change in formation has put us in difficulty because we need to be good at signing an experienced player and he is a profile.”Imagine saying this shit before the game. What a clowm
>>1504703576.5 despite only playing 9 minutes unironically could have had more points if not for genuine refball
DUCE DUCE
Why do the elites keep saying Serie A should be 18 teams instead of 20 when the newly promoted sides have never been stronger?
mo I can relexall smiles :)
>>150470360proof serie b is gud for developing calcio.
>>150470419Palermo will be kino in A next season. I just hope Cagliari and Lecce stay up to keep the souf in the game.
>>150470419it's been better than big sis for a while, it's the right amount of calcio and shitters with the weekly euro gol sprinkled in between
>>150470369BasedFuck Allegri
Taking a napWhen I wake up, I hope I'll see Lecce victory
>>150470419Serie Based is fun>>150470432>Palermo will be in A next seasonlol no
>>15047040320 teams is just [redacted] 18 is the sweet spot
>>150470462always watching serie b teams look good. so compact teams on the pitch.
>Pullisic not playing Aaaaand Ive already got a 0 point fanta player in my lineup
>>150470403Because nobody cares about teams from small cities, if Bari and Sampdoria were in place of Cremonese and Sassuolo they would have nothing to complain about
Praying for Gimenez ACL tear
Musah redemption arc starts today
im gonna skip bbilan game cos of allegr. shant be victim to anticalcio allegrus. nabule and bbilan have been active on the tranny market.
The red Lecce kit looks kino
tare pls go we dont want the fat mexican
AHHHHHHHHH MODRIC SAVE MEEEEEEE
>Full stadium in PuglieriA good sign for Italian financial health
4 Italians on the pitch in total for both clubs
>>150470644And one of them is called Wladimiro
>Loftus ruins the attack BRING ON THE PORCUPINE
GAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine doubting alleGOAT
CAGE
NOW DEFEND DEFENSE CLAP CLAP DEFENSE CLAP CLAP DEFENSE CLAP CLAP
However
ref mic moment inbound
the fuck is this amerifat handegg explaning decisions to the crowd bullshit
giving lecce the power of lekke napoleon.
Incredible. Its football not basketball. If you are not allowed to touch other players the game is lost
Gabbia tossing lecce players with ease
Milan bros the club is cursed from kicking Maldini and Calabria out like trash.
Obvious anti-Allegri refball
>>150470732Calabria deserved it
>>150470750No he didnt.
Leeches kit is nice
Lmao, fuck bbilan
>>150470403Serie A should be 16 teams only with four relegation spots, like in the good ol' daysNo room for pussies
Helen Mirren in the stands for Lecce-Bbilan.
This is genuinely an all-time Allnegru XI, truly incredible stuff
ZZZzzzz
>>150470910its gonna be a long "good" friday for milan
>>150470982bbilan*
Air Conditioning Milan
>>150470987no that way was intentionally ambiguous
Empoli going all out on violence tonight
>0.01 xG
Allegri is too fucking funny, Musah RWB and Saladmaker on the left ahead of Estupinan
It's clearly allegro is crashing this circus with no clowns, in a way he will become the saviour of bbilan
>>150471139the shqiptar is still going to throw a hissy fit about it
>>150471146>the shqiptarWhich one?
Many retards on the field in lecce right now but more here posting
>but more here postingEnglish? Not for everyone.
>ALLEGRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Based Gimenez missing on purpose
>>>>>>>>>>>Gimenez
“Massara discovered Ziolkowski,” Gasperini said.
>VA BENE DAI DAI DAI
>Geertruida rumorsDuccioDUCCIO
Modric doesn't deserve this
>>150471300>>150471300>>150471300Here for more 3-5-2 fun facts
i still cant believe modric is their starting midfielder i thought they signed him for symbolic reasons like beckam....why doesnt milan just apply for a super lig membership
