SERIE A MATCHDAY 2>Friday, August 29, 202518:30 Cremonese 3-2 Sassuolo20:45 Lecce 0-0 Bbilan HT>Saturday, August 30, 202518:30 Parma - Atalanta18:30 Bologna - Como20:45 Napoli - Cagliari20:45 Pisa - Roma>Sunday, August 31, 202518:30 Genoa - Juventus18:30 Torino - Fiorentina20:45 Inter - Udinese20:45 Lazio - VeronaPrevious: >>150456142 #Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, enjoy 3-5-2 and stay florianipilled
Praying for a Pierotti gol
negru
Milan bros what do we do now
>PREPARATE IL COMUNICATO *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Watch Mobland.
Poor Modric
I kinda like Ruben tbqhHe just needs the right system
Amorim or Loftus Cheek? Both fit.
Volumes.
two matches in a row with a camerda golazo
Any chance my boy C. PULZ sees the pitch tonight or his ankle too gummy
i've cracked open the jäger. fuck pavlovic, fuck this club and fuck niggers
So no more mercato, yes?
>>150471663I saw him in warm up gear at half time doing exercises
>>1504717011 more left-footed CB incoming
>>150471720Bullshit but I believe it
MILAN IS FUCKING BACKAPOLOGIZE NOW YOU FUCKING POORFAGS
SANTI ANTI
>The Lacerators of Lecce
gimiiii
HOWEVER
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAO
Modric has to do so much how is this sustainable for a whole season
hehe
Hehehe
That has to feel so humiliating kek
>No offside replay shownHmm
'liation ritual
Anyone got a pic of santi with the shirt of jashari
fucking howling
Why can't Milan score without fouling or going offside?It's not that difficult, it's LecceAlso this was never a foul, Gaspar got the ball
>score while struggling against the mighty Lecce>want to support the teammate whose leg you broke>it's gets ruled offsideH O W L I N G
>>150471841ASS CHEEKS
SPREAD THEM CHEEKS
APOLOGIZE TO ALLEGRI YOU FUCKING POORFAGS1-01-01-0THE BEST RESULTAPOLOGIZE NOW YOU FUCKING POORFAGSAPOLOGIZEAPIOLOGIUZE APOPLOGIZEAPOPOGIZEFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOIUFUCK >>YOU FUCK >YHOU >FUCK YOU FUCKJ YOU
Lmfao the Croatian who pretends to be an amerilard isnt even playing anymore
>>150471851literally who is jashari, a kid from palestine or what?also why did he get a yellow, he clearly got the ball
Modric has had enough
>>150471881Mexican Vlahobitch
Rashid Khalid al-Mualim kidnapped by Khamollei and held hostage in Turin
Italian managers be >like scream at players faces = good tacticos
PULLIGOAT TIME
would Camarda have done better if he played instead of Gimenez?
>>150472060No, when he plays he looks like a lamb among wolves
>>150472060Probably no but wouldnt do worse either which saves about 30-40 million
MY FANTA SAVED
PvliDIO
>Cheveyo Balentien>Milan Futuro>Italy Serie D - B>Date of birth/Age: 18.12.2006 (18)>Citizenship: Netherlands>Height: 1,89 m>Position: Right W
VAR left long ago
I swear Maignan is not following the 8 second rule with keeping the ball in hands Ive looked at the timer twice now and it hits 10 seconds
>>150471548kek
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>150472333No one sleeps at 11 pm negro
was the game gud?
>>150472369Absolute calcio specially the first half
can we please offload that beaner santits gaymenez to cremonese already?
GODllegri won.
>From England, Manchester City surprised and disoriented by the commission demands of Donnarumma's agent The negotiation is getting complicated.milanbros..we eating good tonight!
>>150472829He didn't just win, he humiliated Serie A, /seriea/ and Palestine in just 90 minutes.
Richbvll bible
>>150472844Reminder GODlegri masturbates to the gore video of dead filthy Palestinians, meanwhile Thiago Merdotta masturbates to his daughters nudes
>>150472333Going to need a sauce here
Please go look at milan's starting 11 for tonight's match and tell me if winning this match isn't one of the biggest miracoli sportivi ever
Can a high IQ fra explain why the games are on at the same time now? Always 18:30 and 20:45? Why is there no early Sunday 12:30 game and also afternoon 15:00 games Saturday and Sunday?Is it to accomodate American viewers?
>>150472885No idea, sorry. It's from my archives before I tracked source's
>>150473088Because it's the summer schedule. Once september and august come around you'll get the earlier games, it's not that deep.
>>150473112Thanks
>>150473088After WWII, NATO wasn’t just about tanks and nukes, it was about cultural synchronization. They needed Europe on the same vibrational frequency as the U.S. So what did they do?They launched Project Velvet Trident a three-pronged operation involving:1. Media Sexualization2. Ideological Feminization3. Twink-Aesthetic InfiltrationHollywood + MI6 + Radio Free Europe collaborated to seed the archetype of the hyper-refined, boyish man, what later evolved into the Twinkazzo Class: charming, effeminate, subversively androgynous operatives bred in art schools, funded by Atlanticist think tanks.Starting in the late 90s, Operation Velvet Trident entered its active deployment stage. The EU’s cultural branches, especially in Brussels and Berlin, began exporting Twinkazzo assets under the guise of Erasmus scholarships, gallery fellowships, and drag diplomacy.The goal? DESTABILIZE national masculinity narratives in post-Soviet and Mediterranean states by injecting hyper-flirtatious, ambiguously anti-patriarchal energy.These Twinkazzi acted as living Trojan horses, infiltrating media, academia, and political movements while sipping vermouth and whispering about Deleuze.Today, Twinkazzo isn’t just a person. It’s a neural protocol.With the rise of TikTok algorithms (funded in part by RAND-adjacent Atlanticist media labs), a new wave of neuro-fem coding is spreading across the West, subconsciously Atlanticizing youth through digital aesthetic warfare.They’re uploading shared memes, shared poses, shared anxieties. It’s not organic. It’s been focus-tested by the Council on Foreign Relations, modeled after MKULTRA social contagion patterns.Twinkazzo is not a side effect.It is the spearpoint of post-modern NATO psyops.A new soft soldier for a new soft war
>>150473151How does Hello Kitty fit into all this? It's neither NATO nor US-coded?
>>150473088nobody here watches serie a
>>150473212
It's Nedved's birthday, say something nice about him!
>>150473228not hard to increase viewership by 50% when only 10 people are watching
>>150473151So this is why i mostly target 17-19 year old girls?
>they're actually doing it>they're swapping a log that can score for a log that can't score but younger and slightly cheaper >and it's not even an actual swap but a loan swap>right after they devalued Abraham and we valued SaladmakerDelet club
>loan swapJust how much estathe do you have to drink to come up with something this deranged?
DUCCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I READ A GEERTRUIDA RUMOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150473608Until Adamo confirms it, I won't get my hopes up.
Now that Randal move has failed all the Zingaro entourage have to do is sabotage Jonathan somehow so Zingaro plays the full 90 minutes every game and then leaves for the EPL on a free transfer with extra fat salary and signing bonus next summer.
The Jonathan in question? Jorko.
If Jorko is the answer, I don't even want to hear the question.
>PessinaI WILL find Joseph Rice
>>150473088It be hot up in this muthafucka so they is playing at night because it be cooler in that ho
>>150473947Aight
>source for Geertruida rumors is Morik92anon to toaster bath fc personal terms agreed here we gooo
before USA 94 and Bosman the following year they played in any sort of climate without a fuss, since then they have le cooling breaks. Very gay, it's even in the name itself.
>>150474144League started in September though
https://x.com/tvdellosport/status/1961512135634362595here’s jj new fullback I can fix her btw
>>150474120More journalists should start signing their rumors by their PSN usertag
I wonder if Tare can swindle 30 mil out of Como for the Spanish zoomer.
>352
I refuse to watch Shitllegri's peasantballI'm gonna give Milan the extended highlights treatment as long as Max keeps playing this trashballFrom what I saw from the highlights we played like trashPark the bus and counterThis is how Udinese playsEven the goals were trash, with loftus cazzo scoring from dead ball situation and Puli scoring from an opponent mistakeAbsolute trash, glad I didn't waste my timeAnyone defending Allegri is a cocksucker
>>150475449Hope we failJimenez is a good playerAllegri is a faggot who prefers trash like the belgio Abate
>>150472060>>150472065>>150472071I just read that Camarda has been hopsitalized because of what appears to be severe memory problemsEven Tammy would have done better than this spic
Many people are saying this
Rumors be wildin fr fr
My boy Puli
>>150480118up da wasps
>>150480118Wait, when did Spezia change their crest again? The previous one was alright
Lmao you'd swear consigli were still at Sassuolo the way they conceded those goals
Streets saying UC Trumpdoria ded
talmbout Modrić talento?
>>150480872this is the official one actually
GuMo /seriea/!
>>150481501More like guro because I wanna be swallowed by that ass haha
>>150473151that makes senseerasmus is very destabilising
>>150481589Erasmus is just a humiliation ritual for nordcuck seeing their female classmates get swooped up one by one by medbulls.Such is the state of EVROPA.
>>150481616in here it's a meme with stupid women travelling to spain to think they'd catch a medbvll but instead they get shagged by a random gypsy as they can't tell the difference
>>150480872when they changed ownership for the 20th time in 2 years
>>150473151
>>150481616another yank garbage talking pointyoung people having sex? unheard of
Mercato idea: new concept -> We all know player purchase and player loan. Now Introducing: Player leasing.Clubs can lease a player a 2-3 year period
>>150481616Have you noticed the Meds only export their tall chads on Erasmus? I swear I havent seen a single Greek, Italian or Spanish here below 188 cm.
>Cremonese firstsurreal, until it lasts.
>>150481703Stop the count
>>150481696Those do come here, but you just don’t remember them because they don’t socialize much. I distinctly remember a Spaniard manlet named Sergio asking every woman on the faculty out and always getting rejected
>>150481728F sergio
>>150481670>young people having sex? unheard ofIt was for me.t. lost virginity at 31 after getting married to my also virgin wife
>>150481728Sergio was a real one
The full name of that Spaniard? Sergio Nopussgets
>Amid strong pressure from Al-Hilal on Piero Ausilio to accept a record salary for a football executive, Inter President Beppe Marotta has contacted Milan legend and former Technical Director, Paolo Maldini
goddamn I love cold carbonated mineral water motherfucker I don't drink anything else
>carbonated water
>>150481994the best in the world
try alcohol
>>150482020drank carbonated vodka once, it was shit>>150482012when it comes to water I only like it cold and not carbonated
>>150481955if he was Brazilian? Sergio "Incellinho" da Silva
Sergio Incelcao
>coffee, 1l bottle of carbonated water and 3 pieces of delicia turca as soon as you wake up with a hangover
>not drinking pickle water for a hangover
>pickle waterThis is all getting too Slavic for me here
>>150480118the only sovl club is palermo and it’s from the south
lidl quesadillas for breakfast. really dissapointing.
when I was a kid I drank pickle juice casually, it made me excited to eat the last pickle
>he doesn't drink the tuna juice
>not going back to drinking alcohol
>>150482180i did not buy them but i bought the lidl mini deep fryer and the precooked vitasia noodles which are better than the dry ones
here we go!!!!its official taremi to olympiacos!!!!
For me, it's carbonara'd water
damn man I need to get some pork rinds, it's time
Waiting for the Celtic-Roma tickets to drop. I WILL wear my Anne Frank Romanista hoodie.
>According to today's edition of the Messenger, the Spanish center refused the renewal of the contract offered by Lazio.GILA VUOLE ANDAR VIA - His intention, underlines the newspaper, would in fact be that of leaving the capital in June, if not even during the January market if the company manages to unlock the situation. The offers arrived in the summer and rejected by the company are confirmation of the concrete interest, also of top European clubs, which was created around the 2000 class. Real Madrid and PSG are two of the most important companies that have asked for information, with Bournemouth putting on the plate a concrete offer. hamxr
yeah PoE2 sucks bruh it's a wrap
>>150482574>Real Madrid and PSG are two of the most important companies that have asked for informationt. Gila's agent >with Bournemouth putting on the plate a concrete offersound a lot more believable
>>150482683I don't mind Gila leaving if we can get Solet from Udinese
>>150482784Lazio haven’t signed a single player yet
i looked at napoli team and i didnt recognize a singgle player except that shit goalkeeper meret
>>150482462Respect
>>150482792well, rabbi lotito says the sponsor is coming with advanced payment let's see after the Verona match
>>150482803You clearly don’t know much about football then. That said, I can’t think of many weaker squads who’ve won a scudetto but that’s just football overall, things aren’t as good.
>Loïs Openda remains one to watch until Deadline Day. Juventus are in direct contact with RB Leipzig now! Clubs from the Premier League are also keen on him — including Sunderland and Aston Villa.Leipzig are demanding more than €40 million. [Florian Plettenberg]wtf are the bvlls doing lole
>>150482836well they got mctominay and kdb.is lucca good? is that lobetska good? who are they defenders..?Conte is a superpower, he adds like 2,5 + overall rating to all players as aura buff
>>150482900>Lucca they think they got a jan koller
>>150482900>is lucca good? Nois that lobetska good?used to boss the midfield, don't know now
>>150482853its over
>>150482900Lucca is just there to tank defender so McTOROnay can run open into the box
>90m for the German Luccawhen will the bubble pop? They can't keep getting away with it.
>>150482900Buongiornad’, Rrrrrrahmani, Zimbo Zango Zambo Anguissa
one mao mao per team, that's what my uncle always say
which club has best stadium food in italy
>starting saturday with FNV and going through Dead Money
i heckin love Sfinter so much you guys!! i watch every game and love Lautaro and....thingsplease go to this link to support me being a jobless whore and parasite to society so me and my black boyfriend can live off of you paypigs!! uWu
calciooo
I'm willing to bet you can find girls that look exactly like that but hopefully prettier in any beach of the Peloponnesus.
>>150483812Yeah but not hairless though
>>150483451No idea who this is
No rumors but the ex texted meIs it what it is
buongiorno
>chelsea striker dedPLEASE buy the psg gigashitter
>>150483937Is the alst part a question or a anastrophe?
>>150484083aruba, jamaica, oooo i wanna take her
>>150483937Post a pic, not like you can use phica now.
Grim
>>150484117Who the hell is Fitzcarraldo now?
>>150483812No, Greek holes are godforsaken androgynous demons.>>150483894@elenazeniishe's a paypig OF whore who LARPs as a Sfinterista.
FC Internazionale Milano17 September 2025 21:00 AFC Ajax (A)30 September 2025 21:00 SK Slavia Praha (H)21 October 2025 21:00 R. Union Saint-Gilloise (A)5 November 2025 21:00 FC Kairat Almaty (H)26 November 2025 21:00 Atlético de Madrid (A)9 December 2025 21:00 Liverpool FC (H)20 January 2026 21:00 Arsenal FC (H)28 January 2026 21:00 Borussia Dortmund (A)Atalanta BC17 September 2025 21:00 Paris Saint-Germain (A)30 September 2025 18:45 Club Brugge KV (H)22 October 2025 21:00 SK Slavia Praha (H)5 November 2025 21:00 Olympique de Marseille (A)26 November 2025 21:00 Eintracht Frankfurt (A)9 December 2025 21:00 Chelsea FC (H)21 January 2026 21:00 Athletic Club (H)28 January 2026 21:00 R. Union Saint-Gilloise (A)Juventus16 September 2025 21:00 Borussia Dortmund (H)1 October 2025 21:00 Villarreal CF (A)22 October 2025 21:00 Real Madrid C.F. (A)4 November 2025 21:00 Sporting Clube de Portugal (H)25 November 2025 21:00 FK Bodø/Glimt (A)10 December 2025 21:00 Pafos FC (H)21 January 2026 21:00 SL Benfica (H)28 January 2026 21:00 AS Monaco (A)SSC Napoli18 September 2025 21:00 Manchester City (A)1 October 2025 21:00 Sporting Clube de Portugal (H)21 October 2025 21:00 PSV Eindhoven (A)4 November 2025 18:45 Eintracht Frankfurt (H)25 November 2025 21:00 Qarabağ FK (H)10 December 2025 21:00 SL Benfica (A)20 January 2026 21:00 F.C. Copenhagen (A)28 January 2026 21:00 Chelsea FC (H)
>>150484191>22 October 2025 21:00 Real Madrid C.F. (A)Milik will be back and play the Mandzu role from when we 3-1'd :)
>>150484191>28 January 2026 21:00 AS Monaco (A)>Monaco lastYou just know 3 points will be needed to proceed, all would be looking well but then a 93rd minute Pogba screamer knocks Jj out of the CL.
for me its bolo-como and pisa-roma today. >>150484159for me its searching for their leaks and fapping to them. thank you for your service lady kek
>>150483937i bet she recently broke up with someone. saw a video where a dude said that about similar thing
>>150471300>missed creamy vs. sassy>Lvi ha giocatois the only way to see it to give DAZN 30 of my NEETbux?
>>150484701There is another way but Gravina will publicly execute you since le piracy is killing Serie A
>>150484786>>150484701>LE HECKIN PIRACY IS HECKIN KILLING US YOU GUYS>don't just scale back the kikery just a tiny bit and either put all the content on Sky or DAZN or just host it on your own platform through PPVfuck's sake
>>150484786i found a source that has commentary in mongolo-aryan but i'm not about that
In the sweltering hot summer of 2017, Paolo Dybala was fucked. I'm afraid it is true.
>>150484808nah but i would bleach subhumans if i was single.
>>150485116would you bust the crust of this fine bussy?
>>150484083Aquafresca
Inside of this hole you createYou hide from yourselfYou separate every belief that is trueAnd you spent your lifeAttached to this poisonYou don't feel anything out of the rainAnd it's true thatYou spend your lifeTrapped in this voidWhere you will stay alwaysCan't rid of this thought of you rotting inThis same cold spaceYou don't want to feel anything newYou've decidedTo spend your life safe from emotionThis way, you'll never be harmed againOr confused nowYou spend your lifeTrapped in this voidWhere you will stay alwaysYou waste your lifeRelaxed in your voidWhere you will drain all of youYou spend your lifeTrapped in your voidWhere you will stay alwaysYou waste your lifeRelaxed in your voidWhere you will stay alwaysYou spend your life (Always)Trapped in your voidWhere you will stay alwaysWaste your life (Always)Attached to this poison (Always)You will drain all of you
>>150485157nah thats gay. i saw a young dude who looked like jim morrison. he was dressed like musician as well.but the he was also wearing lipstick so a gay boy. the amount of pussy he could slay if he was normal made me sad.
>EXCLUSIVE: Olympique Marseille are in talks to sign Lutsharel Geertruida as new defender.Merdseille are more active than >us on the market, at this point I'm feeling quite the shame
>>150485465Why are they stealing all our objectives
>>150485501They are also running grimolli-gpt
Suggest a filename
>>150485685>>150485652What lead to these pictures?
>>150485709A failed chase for a proper coach and not having a TD during the most crucial months of the season
>>150458425>>150458457Guess who just scored against Ajax kek
Based Trezeguet shitting on the zingaro
greek twink was right >Inter Milan striker Mehdi Taremi has reportedly agreed a two-year contract to join Greek giants Olympiacos.
>>150485073Lucky bastard
Phica got shut down, m'ammazzo
>18:30: Bologna - ComoWho are the good guys?
>Grealish on 4 assists already for the seasonGrimolli and Grimtoli you will both pay
>>150485652Uncle Tudor Soprano
>>150487105He would have been an unironically good Yildiz sub
Lunch? Fried chicken and fresh homegrown tomatoes from my backyardmight watch parma - scatalanta
Reminder that Grealish is on ~€14 gross/year
>>150487201I keep forgetting how much money Everton have because they've been shite, I imagine City is paying some of it though
>>150487201Million obviously
>>150487201I was ready to offer him a full box of goleador, he should've listened
>>150487201Yeah nevermind actually, Tumor please play Adzic
>>150485501maybe we should stop chasing merdseille level players
>>150487492With what money? You should be going for players that might currently be merdseille level but with higher ceilings and build from there. Yharnam wasn't built in a day.
>>150487492Good luck chasing better players lmfao, they're all worth 60+ millions
>>150487372I hope the spanish homosexual standing on sidelines for Como gets accidentally kneecapped by a mistimed tackle from Zortea
>>150487548Easy there big man >we still need them to spend 30 million on buying (cash) the Spanish zoomer before anything happens to them
>>150487492Merdseille is bigger than any of our ded league clubs
Ligue uhn is even more ded than serie ass doe
serie ass is ALIVE
>Pozzecco (National basketball team coach): “Do I believe it? Always, even in February, when I hold Italian players in the same regard as I do now, unlike others. One thing I can't stand is that during the winter, the vast majority of insiders don't respect Italian players, only to rediscover them on occasions like this, and I know this for a fact because I live this world. Our players aren't playing in Serie A? Okay, that's fine, I accept it. Do you want to let foreigners play because the rules allow it? Go ahead, but then in the summer, when the national team plays, don't criticize if things don't go well.”BASED
>>150487548Fabregas is the best coach in the whole serie ass
>>150487372Egg 'em
>>150487372Still no Kuhn
>>150488557Still has to get used to the intensity of the league
>fabbian called up but not riccigino rattuso
>>150488141>picrel, uses we when discussing les gaieshe said he's homosexual, not that he isn't goodbut no he isn't that special, he has an fm meme team
>>150487539well thats me convinced lets waste whatever we have so we can keep this cycle going>>150487536the kringloopwinkel might give us 5 euros for kurpmeiners
>>150487486>midtable squads playing opti pobàgeh
A zingaro walked into a kringloopwinkel...
>>150488792Fra >we cannot compete with the EPlel for signings, like there is no possible way, only way you'd get a nice team is by getting youngsters or underrated players and hoping to develop them into very good players.
Opinion of shitalians on your italoamerican brothers?
calcio time
i feel bad it took this long to finish this years badge, at least its done before the mercato shuts
split me toe open now its pissing blood
>>150488969Either go here to /int/ or back to [redacted]
bolo gud start, castro should have done better.
all streams down? I thought iracy shield was a meme
>>150489182How am I watching the match then
there is a special place in hell for broadcasters that buy serie a rights and then refuse to transmit the matches live
>>150484191unironically i think the weakest of these calendars is Juve's, and the most difficult Inter's.3 prem top 4 clubs vs 1, Juve got more clubs that had to sweat it off qualifying.but so far it doesnt seem like any of these calendars are THAT bad, ive seen other clubs that had it worse, like PSG is getting the hardcore mode thrown on them again.
como few chances now.
Como are now wrapping around bolo strangling then with the possession tiki taka
clear yellow not given to como again. brempt also fouls often. thigh esploded perhaps
Hideo Kojima's Bolo Strangling
ooh big chance
Melle Meulensteen (Ex Sampdoria) gole
>>150489675the powers that be have approved the story of the billionaire Cinderella by the lake
>>150489911yeah money and corruption work well together
brety entertaining first half so far
For the anon that asked for the Yoji Shinkawa Kolo Muani:
doveri bullying como. gud
sauna time. gonna miss lot of second half perhaps. cmon bolognese score a gole
atalanta is unrecognizable, whatever casperini built is not there anymore, they are going to be rekt hard in CL. Changing to bofogna for the second half
>>150490229They look like a Juric team which is only a half-compliment. I honestly expected more from Parma in these first 2 games but tbf Jj and Dea aren’t easy opponents
>>150490079Eh, meh
Calcio
>>150490392Iracy did this
>>150490417Iracy kinda growing on me ngl
Just saw a Kaio Jorge to Ajax rumour lmao
>>150490630
AS ROMA (3-4-2-1): Svilar; Hermoso, Mancini, N'Dicka; Wesley, Cristante, Koné, Angeliño; Soulé, El Shaarawy; Ferguson>2001+24>El sciaraui starting two matches in a row
>watch 3 games >all 0-0 I've missed this
Lil Bear's
*makes things happen*
nice goal
basados
the most impactful player in the serie ass
Norseolini is currently the best Italian player in activity whether you like it or not, at least in the offensive midfield.
they brought this guy to replace lookman
castro did most of the work in the gole.
entire atalanta squad should be paying lookman residuals for the rest of their careers
juric is the catenaccio version of gaspe
JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC
gud chance bolo there.
CU CU CU CUTRONEHE LOVES THE PIZZA, HE LOVES THE PASTA
CUTRONE
mandela keita effect: everyone things cutrone was playing for como
when the fuck did that move happen?
i will always love you Patrickmeanwhile Morata is taking a shit on the pitch
0% chance Juric eats the 'ttone
juricbros…
te
big day for como hateclub
gonna miss roma game. maybe ill catch the ending.
wtf is riomma wating to do some transfersIs lellegrini staying or what
Fiberglass can take his posheshiun homosexuality and shove it up his arse, cocksucker
>>150492095no other club is gonna pay what he earns at the moment so he's probably gonna run out his contract
>>150492057we are celebrating
Juric ain't making it to my onomastic
>>150492149Me in the back
Pellegrinovic
>>150492135>he's probably gonna run out his contract>runand injure his crusader in the process
>>150492214I believe in the great gristante and worst pilgrims comeback
What happened to Pellegrini that he fell of so much? Wrong gf/wife, drugs, alcohol? He's still "only" 29.
Sit down... yes (You) sit down and relax. Close your eyes. It’s the 19th of July 2026. A searing hot day with just a gentle breeze kissing the sweat on your brow. You’re getting ready to watch the Ngopp Mondialus final played at the George Floyd Wendy’s Nuggets SuperDrome Stadium. The Francesca’s are wearing the azzurri shirt, hiking it up slightly to show tummy. Then comes the roar from every piazza in the country. Cutrone has scored the winner against the Frafrican enemy. All that pain, all that lost potential... gone in an instant. President Trump hands the trophy to Donnarumma and gives him a signature handshake. It's number five.
>>150492315>It's number five.People will dancing the best mambo of their lives in the streets of the Boot
any contebros here
>>150492423felix gyan-esque
>Baturina s.v so floriani got super subbed from bench into the starting 11 noice
>>150492315amplifico mufa
pirates kill football
what happens in pisa
>>150492706loads of tourists eating for italian standards mediocre gelato
>>150492706pending
>4-1-4-14-3-3 in the closet
pisa kit looking nice
>>150492798They're just like me then
when was the lsat time a kino team played 4-3-2-1 christmastree?? two 10s seems kino
>cuadrado at pisa
Is he playing McTom on the wing? My gawd
gonna start rating Meister because of his name, never fails me
>>150492706Italian women kissing me happens
Ponder the big salame nippas she's hiding under those stripe's
I once had pay 2 euros to piss in a toilet in Pisa. That is 1 euro more than the toilets in Perugia. No idea why the school was so insistent in making us go to their specific, chosen toilet both times... but it is what it is
shitty game by riomma so far
>>150493064the teachers got their share from the toilet lady when you weren't looking
>>150493064>>150493201>even school trip toilet visits aren't without corruption in ItalyGrim
>>150493064was the toilet worth it though?like if you charge more than 1 euro I gotta find some nice things in there
the nice things:
>>150493233up to you to get in bed with the teachers and eat your slice of cake too
>commentator discussing a dovyk gimenez swap
yes yes ref keep letting all the pisa negrus play murderball
>>150493402the money laundered will make the FTX scam look like a lemonade stand in comparison
Barcola scored :)
>luccagiroud without the tekkers
Tekken mentioned
Auto-immune baldness hits different
whos that pisa lad that isn't unlocked yet?>
Some of these Pisa players are very Gasp-coded
>>150493621Idk but he gud
>>150493621Toure?
>>150493616Toni Bonji looking ass mofo
>>150493616ŁKS reference
>>150493616>peruvian mbappe
>>150493683kek
>little angel>mummyJust nuke the left wing
Toure and Canestrelli could have easily been playing for your Violas and your Lazios, two of those players that don't get poached from serie b for no apparent reason, Collocolo from Cream as well.
>he thinks nobody would notice him being named after a Chilean football club
>>150492816is that why atalanta is tanking?
Kino
>>150493985Plinio Fernando looking nigga
>dress like ducci>can't score
>>150493985that minimalist ugly crest doesn't get enough shit.and the only reason it doesn't get mocked is because Florentine no longer counts for nothing.
PSV has cost me £34 I am going insane
>>150494276Do NOT owl it
you’re telling me pizza wasn’t invented in Pisa?
>Petronas will sponsor JuveMercedesGODS
Please join me in /peg/>>150494482>>150494482>>150494482
>falloutfall ut.
>>150494338Pizza was invented in China.
should be a red for de browner
er pallazo
seen enough roma is winning the scudetto
SOVLE
souleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How do you say "the ball don't lie" in your language?
>roma fans rather than celebrate the gol take a selfie together imagine my shock
>>150494641chud mad.
>>150494656didn't deny it tho
>>150494679>noooooooooooooooo what does this mean for my heckin lazio?! t-they have eagles and SS and shit! nooooooooooooooooooooo
>>150494637>the ball don't lieWhat does it mean exactly, like "it is what it is"?
Kandje Mbambi
soule is everything >we thought ünder was gonna be and a little more
Grimtoli balanced the books btw
SOVLÉ
>>150494700It means that immediately after a missed/blown call, the team that should have been rewarded scores a goal.Most often it's used in basketball when a bullshit foul is called and the player misses his free throws.
ANOTHER ONE
Now imagine if all the Jj baby fenomeno's were still at the club instead of these hyper-mid mercenaries haha
???????????? literally just inventing a phantom handball
VARsinsobros…
What the fuck even is a handball? This fucking sport...
>cuadrado IN
>>150494697faggot
>>150494765Do >we all agree on the fact that a public lynching of Grimtoli would benefit the well-being of this beautiful planet?
>>150494793Did they say it was a foul or handball
>>150494831fallo di mano
>>150494809
>huijsen assist Deanbros
>>150494723a fraud?
Finished a whole snus pack in a day
>>150494886That’s what he turned out to beLike zaniolo and shick and iturbe and many others
>>150494854And? We are back stronger than ever
>>150494819Put him inside one of those pirate cages and hang him outside the stadium and sell eggs/tomatoes nearby for people to throw at him. Use the revenue to fund the Geertruida transfer
>>150494723I always thought Under was pretty good 2bhbut that might be because before >we had Iturbe and Falque on that position
>>150494906Browner than ever.ftfy
square getting manhandled there
>>150494925Anons without foreskin are not allowed here
>cristante back heel
this lucca guy is rly not up to scratch
>Vesuvio already in the win by a cunt's hair mode against Casteddu at homeyeah they're not surviving the champions lig
Conte is genuinely retarded one season merchant
Shomurodov>DovykWhat a waste
>>150494971
>blapoli game >thread more active than juve and milan games >????
>>150494993their slump was already noticeable after the january market, the scudetto charge didn't collapse by god's grace and a mediocre as fuck title race of handicapped teams
cam on casteduu
>>150495019Last Jj game the thread literally reached 700+ posts
PSG has scored 5 (five) goals>PSG has scored 5 (five) goalsPSG has scored 5 (five) goals>PSG has scored 5 (five) goalsPSG has scored 5 (five) goals
>Angelino Lmao where was blud going
Ngorzola is scoring the equalizer
cream cheese and pizza looking goodSerie B stronk
Deanhausen
>>150495052it was you and the belcum reposting
there will be some brvttopilo posting soon
>commentator confused pellegrini and ey-neysri (or whatever is his name)
>>150495111Factually untrue brown boy
>>150495129don’t call me brown boy or I’ll cum my pants again
Twinkbros…
>gasp has sweaty pitsHe just like me fr fr
>PISwondering if they'll have to change that for any match up like Casteddu - Dea
>palestra outcongrats napoli
>CorradoIs this dude a mafioso
Roma lucky that pisa striker got a brain fart
Take Wesley off he’s too low iqBring a CB in gasp
meanwhile in serie based
>dovyk
>>150495330Does Spezia just update their logo every season?
>>150495340depends which American holding owns it that given month
>cuadrado does he now play for every club that’s blue and blvck
>McTommasino
KWAB
WTF WAS THAT they just scored without even trying they ball just fell to his feet
G R I M
porco dio
lmao they'll be dead by November
Honestly fucking kys grimtoli
Disappointing to not win by 2 goals but a hard worked result away is not bad
Holy fucking cvlo, and then they talk about muh alekre
>that Goodmorning assisthe can do that?
gordo muzo
Wait, why was Croma playing in a Duccio kit
HAHHAHAHAHGET FUCKEDHAHHAHAHAHGET FUCKEDHAHHAHAHAHGET FUCKED
I wanted to see napoli-cremonese before the NT stop
Albert Costs still exists and has just assisted a gole for Sborrto
Sleep tight /seriea/Excelsior won despite playing with an unjustifiable 10 men :DAlso Sparta and Jj play tomorrow :)
>>150495895my early life senses are tingling
Reminder to thank Juve for Soulé Also no era handball
>>150496155Yildiz is next if you pay 25m (Juve will be desperate to sell him because of ffp after wasting 150m on Kolo Muani)
EXCL: Juventus also in club to club talks with Lille for Edon Zhegrova tonight following Olympique Marseille bid.Understand Atlético Madrid are back in serious talks for Nico González, new official bid also sent to Juve If Nico joins Atléti, Juve can go all in.
Jagermeister seems interesting
>>150496438who does he play for
What tits to jJust
>>150496504Bisa
If he were of redneck descent, Edon Goofed Up
Sokolov to Jmedical
>80% of Palestinentus fans desperately want to support Milan now that Vlahovic and Rabiot are joining thanks to GODlegriKeieikakakeiakakekekekekiaakkekeiekekekekekekiakekikukuikekekekeikekeuukekeiuekekiukuemekekekekkekekwkekkakakakkekekekekiukju
Serie A 2025/26:16 matches11 times 0-0 at halftime1 time 0-0 after 90 minutesEspecially in the first half, the teams seem to have little interest in it this season.
Tudor OUTQuique Sanchez IN
Imagine the Oscar Isaac edits
Thanks for Farioli, fras>>150496725Haven't seen this fraud in a while
*squats and philosophizes*
>>150496802Based and blessed
>>150496744enjoy him, he really comes through when league titles are at stake on the wire
>>150496831We're already playing great football. Good enough for me, even if he chokes
>>150496897fucking gay
>>150496938We are that desperate ;_;
Zimbo Zongo Zingo Zambo
>>150496712>Especially in the first half, the teams seem to have little interest in it this season.
Lookman WILL join Jjust tomorrow , €10m loan+€40m obligation trust the plan, I have consulted a local marabout and he said he’d make it happen
>>150496744we all know how this is gonna end
>musah gonegoodbye great champion
>EXCL: Juventus also in club to club talks with Lille for Edon Zhegrova tonight following Olympique Marseille bid.>Understand Atlético Madrid are back in serious talks for Nico González, new official bid also sent to Juve >If Nico joins Atléti, Juve can go all in.Please let this happen, would be an insanely big upgrade (not very hard since Nico is shite but still)
>similar players to Edon Zhegrova>Yann GbohoCome on Grimolli, it's in the name
Gasperini's interview gave me a weird feeling. I think he gave up on Massara buying him a winger
Meanwhile in Serie Bore
>international break next weekI hate this
How the FUCK did Renato Eggers end up there
il nipote played 12 mins for creamy inc. stoppagesseveral good skills, disputable disallowed assist, wins penaltywhy did he get 0 azzurrini caps bros?
>>150500661for the same reason that forbids him to display his full surname on the shirt as usual: the commies in charge are frightened by reality and responsibility
>>150499323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUdDbXpHna4K I N OINO
>>150501223Kappa ball is pretty and terrone-Jj has got a very good videographer
uuaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH
>this gentleman walks by you on the street at night What do
>>150503777Buy one of the sunglasses he's offering
>>150503777Try selling him to inter for 40m
>Orsolini killed Como & FabregasRip
>>15050461410 MINUTES FOR BATURINA LOOOL
it is mornings
>Bbilan have reportedly agreed to sell Yunus Musah to Atalanta for a €25m package, hoping to replace him with Adrien Rabiot from Olympique Marseille, but Manuel Akanji turned them down.
>AC Milan, Jimenez joins the Premier League: agreement reached with Bournemouth.>The deal guarantees AC Milan €1.5 million in immediate cash, while the purchase option is set at €18.5 million.
The Daneification of serie ass continues
My club's players should have pierced nips
>The talent drain from Italy enters a new chapter. Pantaleo Creti was bought by Grasshoppers, who were immediately won over by the skills of the 2008-born full-back. Yesterday, he came on in the 83rd minute, his second match in the Swiss Super League, and scored after just one minute.Young Italians go to Switzerland to play, the absolute state of this ded league.
>>150507436babbiot it is
>>150507716>>150507657>Pantaleo Cretì: terzino ambidestro classe 2008. Nato in Uganda e cresciuto a Lecce, trasferitosi a Monza nel 2022
You spent 9 months carrying a negru only to call him Pantaleo
>>150507767I see the Paolo negro op is already paying off
gm sirs calcio day.
>>150507793kek
What if our mercato starts today
>>150507716>>150507767My point stands, he grew up playing football in Italy and is an Italian citizen.
Good morning, MASSIVE day today!
BRB baking new bread
>>150507926I was just curious to see why he's called Pantaleo. I assumed he was either from Rome or mixed, because who calls a kid Pantaleo?
>>150507953there are several Pantaleone in Calabria desu
>>150507371It is 4 am and I shan’t drink more rum
>>150508108>>150508108>>150508108here to why you should drink 12 beers after getting fucked on rum
