negru

>>150508108
Fuck anime

Ruben Amorim to Jj

Do it Grimolli, pull the fucking trigger!!!

nihao

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>Jimenez sold
>Cuckwueze still here
>Joe Gomez next Origi targeted
Death to Allegri
Death to Mongada
Death to NIGGERS
I AM SICK OF THEM

Couldn't pay 30m for Leoni but you pay 42 for Ncucku and who knows how much for this new Origi fuck
FUCK YOU
Fire Monkeykada, bringing in somebody who is not a swarthy melanoid monkey

Not /seriea/

>>150508254
*bring in
typo
FUCKKKKK

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Rangers v Celtic TODAY at 1pm Brussels Bureaucrat time

Oh right, I just remembered... Cuntinale has shares in Liverpool
It all makes sense now

Why is Albania so racist? Rijkaard and Gullit won something for ac bbilan

>dominguez
that settles it
roma WILL win the seri ea

>>150508307
this has nothing to do with Serie A or video games

remove the image immediately

>>150508314
Both mixed and both handsome/charismatic
And also both Surinmese and not African Y
ou can't compare them with ugly niggers like Musah, Tomshit, Cuckwueze, Ncucku

Even the full African niggers we signed back then like Desailly and Weah were cool and had cool sounding names not these jungle names

And usually it was a couple not the whole team filled with them

>Edon Zhegrova has already reached an agreement with Juventus on personal terms, while talks are ongoing between Juve and Lille.
>The deal only depends on what happens with Nico González exit, Atlético are on it but need agreement with Juve + registration approval.
Shartletico made a fucking offer for Nico, this is a miracle, I beg you to accept Comolli please

>Jamie Vardy to Cremonese, here we go! Deal in place with Italial club until June 2026 plus option for +1 season if staying in Serie A.
Jesus what the fuck is going on

>>150508494
any news on Zingaro? I really don't want him to stay at Jj but news have been slow.

>>150508597
Comolli said he was 99% sure that Zingaro would stay at Jj for the season, he's not going anywhere any soon sadly (mainly due to his insanely high salary)

>>150508572
They want his Leicester Magic

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>>150508606

>>150508307
what's the point, in the end Celtic's winning anyway like the past 5 years more or less. I used to watch the irn bru macaroni league once in a while but Celtic killed it, or Rangers, depends on the point of view.

>>150508654
>Inb4 Red Bull Glasgow or RB Edinburgh

>>150508622
he might even renew

>>150508654
>I used to watch the irn bru macaroni league
then explain to me why Celtic has all those japs

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>Ajax draw 1-1 to the newly promoted Volendam (Kees de Boer’s place of birth)
>”unplayable” PSV loses 0-2 at home against another promoted team with literally 1/50th of their budget
>Ihattaren scoring not once, but twice against the current league leaders
>absolutely massive city derby at Sparta’s Castle
Chat, is it possible to overdose on kino in a weekend?

>>150508778
Postecoglou coached in Japan before going to Glesga and had connections with scouts there to sign gud, yet affordable, players.

>>150508778
what Duccio said, also Calcio's legend Nakamura made Celtic sort of relevant over there

If he was asuka lifelong his name would be mohamed ihatteren

https://x.com/agdugin/status/1961163962147594527
Reminder Locatelli liked one of his posts once

>Juventus are pushing to bring back Randal Kolo Muani, working on a paid loan with obligation tied to conditions to ease FFP impact. PSG remain firm, but Kolo Muani continues to push for Turin. Situation open ahead of tomorrow’s 20:00 deadline. [Karluca di Marxio]
An entire summer just to negotiate what should have been the original conditions and it’s still not done

>>150508779
Oh, and Luciano Valente (Lazio lifelong) takes his place in the starting XI for the 2nd time

>>150508778
I miss Keisuke Honda

Come on Fulham
Buy Cuckwueze already

>>150508999
VVV legend

>>150508572
He must've come across the saying about the three Ts in Cremona, I wouldn't blame him

Can't Milan just buy the ginger CB from Fiore instead of this random nigger from Liverpool?
Fuck Gerry and his money laundering operations

has anyone ever proven for a fact that Creamoneasy women do indeed have bigger means of cream production?

>>150509110
Trannies, THC and tiddies?

Dreadful first half, especially from Celtic.

>>150509193
>Rangers 0.12 - xG - 0.00 Celtic
Grim

>>150509166
Torrone, Torrazzo, Tettone

>>150509207
calcio

>>150508794
>>150508851
Both correct!

>>150509207
Two very poor teams frankly. Unbelievable neglect from the Celtic board too by leaving transfer business this late. The only half decent recognised striker is being sold with no replacement in sight.

>>150509212
One cannot suffer in Cremona

>>150509255
And if rumours are to be believed, there are few clubs in the world with more money in the bank or better financial health than Celtic. You wonder what's happening with all that cash.

>>150509297
>You wonder what's happening with all that cash.
Probably the same as I'd do in FM once reaching past the €1B in the bank, collect fat interests

Duccio summoning the palestinentus schizo

>German blaming a jew for something he has nothing to do with
I've seen this episode before

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MA ADESSO TOGLI I SENTIMENTI IN ECCESSO
NON MISCHIARE AMORE COL SESSO
CARNE VIVA, CRUDITÉS, SCELTE STUPIDE
CADIAMO GIÙ COME MASCHERE, MASCHERE

>>150509207
That's Roma-Pisa numbers

AAAAA https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1962103092343660727

>Rangers manager gets to penetrate the still incredibly penetrable Lucy Pinder
I don't think he cares about results that much

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I miss this twink

>>150508254
season is already compromised, the only thing left to hope for is donnarumma sitting on the bench for a year and gattuso being forced not to field him

Sell Santi/Trade him for Dobvyk
Sign Griezmann

>>150509503
>Lucy Pinder
A name I haven't read in a VERY long time, absolute tiddie goddess

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>>150509496
>There's a likely chance we might see Vardy and Floriano Mussolini celebrate together

>>150509363
oy vey

>its mussolini, to varDYYYY
>WHAT A GOAL
>that makes it a hatrick now, cremonese lead with 4, juventus 1

This was a pretty shit derby scotbro

This draw will not do anything to calm tempers on either side of Glesga. You wonder how two aesthetes as committed as Martin and Rodgers will explain away this stinking mess

>muapay to sassuol
>tfw if Dovbyk leaves we'll end up with Pinamonti
Grim timeline

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Love me a gud dropkick outside the box after a corner

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Calciow

>>150510084
you're lucky this isn't the rotherham derby, the paki gangs wouldn't have allowed him all that freedom to shoot

>>150510185
Although I'm sure the local constables wouldn't have minded turning a blind eye

>>150509616
Only a matter of time before I see her walking about In Glasgow?! I WILL ask for a picture, I WILL ask if I can honk them.

>>150509729
A game fitting of where the clubs are at right now. Last two games have been as bad as I've ever seen Celtic play and that's saying something. The board have often been accused of dithering on signings but they've never been as lethargic as this summer.

>Mercato just closed
So we signed nobody. Thanks Die-Cannoliman

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I have it on good authority that the recent globalized drop in xG is another symptom of Vaxx-induced AIDS

>>150510359
>the recent globalized drop in xG
Post the spreadsheet

>Understand agreement between Atlético and Juve for Nico González is very close!
>Understand it’s loan move with a fee plus buy option clause to become mandatory under certain conditions.
>Key issue: Nico’s registration must be approved by La Liga. No green light yet.
Please La Figa approve this crap I beg you, I won't shit on your meme clubs anymore for at least a week if you let >us get rid of Nico

Inter Under 23 (3-5-2): Melgrati; Stante, Prestia, Alexiou; Cinquegrano, Topalovic, Fiordilino, Kamate, David; La Gumina, Spinaccè.

>female referee
also Pro Patria has a 17-year-old kid on the pitch who looks like a tattooed Neapolitan criminal

La Ueda

Bruno Mars India

>cinquegrano
Kino surname

Sbinacc'

>Baldanzi out
>Pessina in
t. Eating Angel

And just like that, the Beppe Riso balance is maintained

Great upgrade, 4th place+EL guaranteed

ANTONINO LA GUMINA

>>150511177
>Born in Italy, he holds dual citizenship due to his Argentine heritage.

>>150511358
>>150511444

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Dolomiti Bellunesi's (Serie C) badge is just an Adobe Illustrator template kek

>>150510683
>david already in serie c where he belongs
wow that was fast

Cagliari midfielder Michel Adobe

>>150511523
why would they waste time designing a badge for a club that's going to fold in the span of two professional league seasons anyway

Buongiorno, Adobe

>>150511618
Because literally every country in the west has a surplus of unemplued grapphic designers who would do it for free to pad out their portfolio

How did Ibra's superteam managed to get relegated from this

For me, it's Gimsperini

I know I'm a fud for saying this BUT... the fact that theres so many cars in Mafia OC is jarring to me. In 1904 there'd have been about 100 cars in the entire fucking country.

La Ueda

>>150511645
fuck that, I'm doing it solo
*belts out the GIMP and a six pack of Ichnusa*

>>150511523
>>150511618
>ywn be a 38 year old midfielder playing for a comfy mountain team

>>150511715
submit it with a shirt design for their 26/7 season and promote the designs through the year on zuckbook and xitter with fake polentone engagement

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For me, it's Dolomiti Bellunesi's most famous wonder talent Christmas Underpants

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>PSV completed the loan signing of Anass Salah-Eddine on Sunday. The wide defender joins on loan from AS Roma and will wear the number 2 shirt in Eindhoven. PSV has negotiated an option to buy.

For me, it's daughters of former footballers https://www.instagram.com/josie.sll/

M-m-mods?

You now remember Italian football player Federico Chiesa

It's goin' down, I'm yellin' Timber

Based Antonelli shitting on shitalians

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>>150511800
For me, it's Bellunesi women

>>150512817
Me in the back

pessina to riomma rumours

intrasting

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Why are Dutch GP so boring yet so kino

Poop to Jj in 2026 lol

>>150513797
fuck off momblanus

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Tudor to leverkusen

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>EXCL: Bayern Munich approach Atalanta for Ademola Lookman. Proposal loan including sizeable fee + option to buy at significant price. 27yo attacker exploring options & remains set on leaving [Ornstein]
Loan with option for the best offensive player in the league and the baguette nonce spends the entire summer monitoring players and spending 3 months to agree terms. VERGOGNA.

>>150514172
Atalanta would never sell Lookman to >us on loan, >we are both fighting for the top4 (and with two retarded zingari at the wheel too)
Speaking of which, seems the Nico deal should be around 21-22m so fucking lmao

>>150513668
Cars too big/track too small
But somehow sovl is still there

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Douglas Luiz so far for Nottingham Forest:

- 2 Games
- 0 Minutes played
- 180/180 minutes on the bench

>>150514302
Nico should have never been signed, literally a plan C because all the other players >we wanted were too expensive, dude fucking sucks ass. If anything he is worth that amount, >we just overpaid for him, I hope the deal goes through so that Zingarova can be signed.

>>150514302
I think at this point they realize they fucked up with how they handled the Inter deal and would rather just take anything but maybe I'm delusional, I'm not used to Atalanta blocking players from signing for rivals lel. And yeah I saw the figures for the Nico deal, apparently that's also a loan with option but with conditions to become an obligation. Hopefully it's just on Top 4 qualification but knowing Grimolli it's probably some bullshit

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>>150514172
>the best offensive player in the league

>>150514326
They should just bring refueling back, trying to make races enjoyable by forcing multiple pit stops is dumb, just let them race at full throttle and refuel. You'd make for smaller cars which can compete better on the historic European tracks

>>150514386
That Igor Jebus feller is stealing all the show at Nottingham, I'm telling you
People in Brazil will be posting in the streets of /sp/'s catalog

>>150514172
>Atalanta mantain their position for Ademola Lookman: no intention to let the player leave on loan with buy option.
>Bayern, Tottenham, Italian clubs are all informed on permanent deal proposal needed or guaranteed obligation to buy.
If it seemed too good to be true, it's because it is, I don't think they're gonna let him leave

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Test

>>150514440
unironically yes

He's very offensive to watch yeah

>>150514440
Who's better?

>>150514419
The option to become obligation is a trick to register these sales for next season and also to hopefully let the deals go through at better conditions. In this case Gonzalez losing 15m of his value is impressive especially if you're trying to get rid of him for a baller but who hasn't player a football match since last December

>>150514473
Berardi tier player who was lucky enough to score 3 goals in a european final

>>150514442
They're not going to bring refueling back because it would hide the illusion that it's somehow becoming a "greener" sport. Better to make it seem like the cars run on unicorns and rainbows

>>150513668
>both ferarros on tractor duty
lmao how did that happen

>>150514520
Berardi was gud

Kill this mongoloid albozing already

You now remember the Ceballos rumours

>>150514526
They're already switching to bio/synthetic fuels no? What better excuse to bring refueling back!
>see, our bio fuels make car go vroom vroom and you go woo woo :)

>>150514569
I don't

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Lookman in this fenomeni list SOON

>>150514604
Don't fall for the fossil fuel industry psy-op, you're still burning carbon lole

>>150514520
if Berardi had left Sassol in a timely fashion before Sassolifying himself he would have easily ended up being sold by a strisciata for 70-80m to some eplel club.

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È partito Berardi

>>150514451
it's going to come back to bite them, that combined with their mercato and hiring juric makes me think we might be seeing the start of their decline
>>150514501
inb4 Leao on his fookin day(tm)
>>150514504
makes sense I guess. Znegruva definitely had the tools at one point but fucking hell man >we already saw how Vlahovic's pubalgia arc played out, don't know if I'm ready for another one

>>150514537
Hamerdon went wide in turn 3 and slipped on the painted side and crashed onto the wall, ironically this fucked up Leclerc who just pitted to try and undercut Verstappen and Hadjar (goat).
Then Leclerc with a fucked up race got karma's by Kimi who went mega retard on turn 3 and understeered into the Ferrari

>>150514626
vgh the bergamo tilemaker talent

>>150514563
cry you double nigger

>>150514634
Well yeah I don't but that would be the perfect marketing tictoc

>>150514501
Laumauro icartinez

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>>150514626
>Conti
kino

>>150514626
grim

>>150514569
What the fuck did I miss lmao

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>>150514733
Not much

>>150514733
Pedoallah and some other retard yesterday claimed Ceballos was a done deal to Jj just for Xabi Alonso to say he was staying less than an hour after

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:skull:

>>150514733
Ceballos to Viola apparently

>>150514678
>poois using his mercedes ghosts to mess leglegs race up
i believe it

>>150514771
>Joao Mario on the left because why the fuck not lmao
Turdor's Motticization is going well!

>>150514771
remember Atalanta wanted Kostic and Tudor wanted to keep him because he rates him highly

Oh dude what the fuck do you mean we play at 18:30, I gotta shit and it'll take hours

>>150514642
You’re right you know.

>>150514791
Nah he's just shit

>>150514302
>>150514395

Which is funny considering you are selling him for less than what Fiorentina originally bought him

>>150514824
I woke up at 7.30 at had taken 3 shits by 12

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Koopmeiners fever status?

>>150514865
leclerc hamilton or antonelli?
(all 3)

>>150514872
Well he was gud at Stuttgart, I still rate him and think he's not that bad at least for Serie Ass standards but you know, gotta play meme tictocs which make no sense and only confuse players!

Odds: I watch KPop Demon Hunters
Evens: I watch the continued Tudorization of Juventus

the mergato closes tonight right?

>dovbyk-gimenez rumours again
pls no not the fat chicano i'd rather have the ukranian fridge

>EXCLUSIVE: Juventus verbally agree deal with Lille for Edon Zhegrova and also reach total agreement with the player on personal terms.
>Zhegrova authorized to travel as soon as Juve give green light.
>Final step needed: ok from La Liga for Nico González to Atlético.
If the deal falls through it's fucking over, please Tebass >we are so close

>>150515247
how many times have you seen sneedgrova play

>>150515277
Like 7-8 times, he's an insane upgrade from Nico imo

>>150515277
I unironically rate him (I watch Ligue Anus due to Lyon lmao) but I don't know how he'd physically be after last year's injuries

>>150515277
0 cause that nigga hasn’t played in 3 years :cryingemoji:

>>150514642
Surprised Inter never bought him since he is an Inter fan

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I don't even mind Kelly anymore tbqh, he's a meme because of the circumstances but he does what he has to. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>150515277
I don't rate Zhegrova
He was overhyped in the media here and a spoiled brat who wasted many years
Think of him as the Albanian Suso

>let's swap an often injured player with a currently injured player lmao
Masterfully done Mr Cum Only

>hmmm, how do I make THIS about my bbilan

>>150515429
I thought Whathisnamewas Mario played on the other flank, guess he's ductile

LMAO now reports are saying that Santi is mad at Milan because of Tare's comments and now he's open to going to Roma
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit, but if true that's hilarious considering how much this beaner professed his fanboyism for Milan

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>>150515937
He normally does, but Tudor be Tudorring

>>150515937
He's only played 20 or so matches out of 250+ on the left flank, it's just another case of Tudor being a gigantic retard

>>150515921
Take your meds schizo

>>150515937
Anything is better than current year Kostic i guess

Quick, post a Zhegrova edit I can put in my /Zingaros/Zhegrova folder

We should stop calling them wingers it's very offensive for birds and other winged animals

Ola Solbakken scored

The Dovbyk-Gimenez swap between Milan and Roma would be a loan swap deal. Due to the shortage of time I think it’s expected to be similar to the Abraham-Saelemaekers swap of last season

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Paulo Dybala asked for Buffon's shirt after the Pisa-Roma match. Buffon's son.

We are getting old...

where is koopmeiners

>>150516452
Who?

>>150516414
That would be stupid

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>mfw Kaspersky still playing as a full blown fullback with Coals in front
if you have Turkiz, 5'3" and Davies in your fanta teams >we're going to make you very happy

>>150516427
buffon is like 60 years old not that crazy he has a son old enough to play serie ass

Came back from my shit just in time
Let's FUCKING go

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How far into the CL can this team go?

>>150516694
It will be a failure not to reach the post-play-offs

>jewe's kit
that's appalling

>>150516694
Not very

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Cambiaso is there

>Ronaldo_Khedira.webm

>Joao Mario killing his own teammates
Engineered by the Koopmeiners Deep State

>>150516773
I know the bathrooms at the stadium are in a bad state but he should have taken a shit before leaving his apartment

>>150515182
Try hard mercato 23:59 BBT 1.09.2025
Real mercato(fanta) 13.09

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>>150516776
The legacy lives on.

Dan Sucho

>>150516414
>>150516544
we are fucking roma two times in a row? wow roma has become milan's bitch

>>150516888
Dovbyk is genuinely worse than Gimenez lol

kyschiffi

>>150516888
We could have sold them useless Salashit but of course the management loves fodders like him

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>>150516888

watching the game on a friend's dazn account and the quality keeps flickering between ok and shit despite the connection being stable. I'm sure glad he didn't join the ships sailing the seven seas.

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>Juventus molto vicina a Zhegrova // Juventus are close to reaching an agreement to sign Zhegrova

Norton Coffee? What's next, Avira Tea?

>>150516968
if it's a double loan with no right/obligation to buy who cares. Gimenez might score a lot with gasp so you can easily sell him next year and roma will get doubyk and have to deal with him
>>150517017
you're in the minority, saelemakers has grown a lot in the last years and he's an essential player in a 3-5-2

For me, it's Danish wonderkid Kasper Skaje

>>150517125
352 is trash and Salad is the belgio Abate

Gatti might be the only untanned bricklayer

We had 2 Salamakers before
Fabio Borini
Samu Castillejo

I don't know how fodders like these always fucking make it to Milan and fool people into thinking they are good since the banter era

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>25 mil for Musah, 25 mil for Chuckwheezing, 25 mil for Spanish zoomer

You want fries and a coke with that?

Locatelli isn't even trying to farm stats today tf

>Genoa's players with a workrate about 20x better than the one of Jj's players
Quite a sad sight really

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>>150517063
Zhegrova is Kosovian. Serbia does not recognize Kosovo as a sovereign state, hence to Vlahović and Kostić Zhegrova will be the 3rd Serbian at Juve.

David is Antwerpian propaganda lmao

>>150517575
wtf spain based??

i really rate Valentin Coals

Teun and Muttuidi next to each other

Their pressing is working very well since >we cannot make two good passes

I would really like to have a goal before the break. Like one, for us. Being above for once, you know

>>150517518
>25 mil for Musah
Nope
Loan with option
Atalanta will troll us and send him back to us next year

Sucks about Jimenez
Watch him become a beast at EPL and Real buy him back and he becomes the new Marcelo for them for 10 years

Allegri is a scumbag who hates real football players like him

1 schjelderup pls

>>150517569
pressing is the poor's man's technique, it's either that or sitting in our box for 70 minutes.

Znegruva in at half time

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Our first shot is Gatti's

Jesus what a fucking save

>>150517575
>Zhegrova
zingaro
>Vlahovic
Vlach
>Kostic
Serb
w e w

>>150517622
It's because of muh Catalonia

Negruvid

>David
How are >our strikers always like this

Locatelli what the fuck are you doing mate

>/seriea/scholars doubting norton-bussy
That means his probably the white zambrotta

>>150518063
Which of his 200 games for Jj are you referring to

I'm willing to bet Carboni's IQ is in the single digit range

Waiter waiter! Another 0-0 half-time!!

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>352

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>Locatelli is best on the pitch
grim

>>150518213
it's actually Loyals

>>150518063
100 crazy stats only Locatelli can top!

>>150518213
Replace negru with slightly less negru
also I wonder if Zingarova is watching and already changed its mind

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1962194423590096948
MatthijsPog schizo BTFO

>Edon Zhegrova to Juventus, here we go! Deal done and exclusive story confirmed.
>Lille accept package in excess of €20m as Zhegrova wanted Juventus move with personal terms agreed.
>New winger for Igor Tudor
>20m
COMOLLI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>150518210
Should bbilan seek to sign Arnaud Kalimuendo-Muinga?

>>150518494
They'll never pay the supposed 35m for Nico Gonzales lol

>>150518494
Thank you Comolli, you are my best friend

>>150518531
But we are going to pay 20m for Conceicao's slightly taller clone
Kill me

Elon Zhegrova

>>150518494
>barely more than 20m
>when Grimtoli paid 40m for Nico
Not bad, now watch him fail his medicals

What would he look like with a human skull and regular hair?

>>150518644
He's a zingaro, he cannot have either of those

What is the most Jewish/hated team in Italy and why is it jewventus

well >we won the " at least we played a good half" trophy so now you can score hunchbacks.

>>150518516
>Arnaud Kalimuendo-Muinga
>Another fucking french ngubu
Mongada is sharpening his teeth

Wesloyd McKelly

I was about to say Joao Mario has cancer but maybe it's curable

Tudor it was funny now can >we stop being shit

I didn’t even know Ellertson was a real person, I thought they just made him up to fill in names for the 1-credit players in fantacalcio

>Locatelli
Please get him out of the pitch, McBurger or Koop are better than whatever this is

I'm a great fan of Locatelli's slow and predictable and useless long passes

>>150518762
jews are a bunch of eternal kvetching losers like jjewe

What's the updated 0-0 halftime stat

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What is triggering them now?

the twitter tactico at parma basically set up to lose so this is more inline with expectations

>another season of "give the ball to Yildiz and pray"
Very grim

Do not do this Thuramme

>Thuram being retarded on a counter attack
:O

See this is why I will never rate Thuram, he's a workhorse but that's really it

>Thuram
>Loshartelli
I can forgive Thuram since he likely has brain damage from earlier but come the fuck on

Please sub Locatelli out

Hope figc is happy to have saved sampdoria
>>150518946
Kone is better

>Osticazz

Murder Locatelli

Who is eddy kouadio

Locatelli will never be better than this, why even keep the guy

>jonah david

>>150518998
Cool but I didn't ask

Igor the changes

scheming grand vizier Tayfun Kopmaynïrz is making them play like shit so he can get subbed in

>>150519038
He's also above in the standings in case you haven't noticed it

Sub in Nico for the meme goodbye gole

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEE

I'm genuinely tired lol

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Guess who

Kostic and Koopmeienrs together, we share the same destiny as GTA IV NPCs at the hospitals

>>150519102
Locatelli, I bet he's in the 99th percentile in that stat!

>Locatelli out
At least Tumor understood that

Szoboszlai gole
Arselel lost
Arne won

First Kostic cross into a body is up

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>>150519142
Forgot pic

Is there anything Conceicao is good at

Conceicao has negative decision making
>Malimeme in
There's Genoa's Verkhovna Rada-mandated goal lol

>Thorsby
HOOF IT

>>150519196
He should literally never start a match, I've only ever seen him play well when he was a sub

>>150518894
Nobody is praising or defending you, kike

Why is Kalulu STILL there lmao

Nekro please

>>150519031
>buy a b2b mid
>play him as regista
>be mad when he doesn't perform

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Imagine Teun doing THIS

>>150519274
Are you genuinely retarded, if nobody is defending them how come nobody tried to stop them

>Locatelli
>having the legs to play b2b
Imagine the negative IQ needed to come up with these things

My eyes are crossing

>>150519345
Grimolli?

GOAAAT

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Renew him INSTANTLY

ZIN
GA
RO

what a fucking robbery lmao

lel of course it’s him

I kneel, Kosovo is Serbia

>Zingaro scores winner
>Chiellini looks annoyed
Kek

Based Zingaro, he's fucking good as a sub lmfao

It's not good Fabio VAR will disallow it

>>150519317
Koop already scored 2 FKs for Juve last season.

Zhegrova just diverted his plane

easy to take set pieces with 1 man more kikes

>>150519417
How is such a shitter capable of producing a header of that quality kek

>>150519435
t. seething ligurian man

>Milan being linked to Lovric
grim

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Assist is up.

>Ellertsson is Icelandic
wtf lmao I thought he was Greek or something

>>150519325
Nobody cares about sandnigger wars except for twitter trannies

>>150519435
Is this your first match, ABJj? Injured players get their help off the pitch. Maybe don't play with Fragile players

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>>150519447
Sshhhhh, a relevant team is playing