Battered everywhere we go edition.League Code: eo7ytoPrevious: >>150371088Week three deadline: 30th August 11am BST.
First for Bruno (C)
triple burnley chads how are we feeling
Is Matt O'Riley leaving?
Loading up on Burnley assets as we speak
>>150440573Don't think so, why do you think he will?
>>150441099I saw a lot of people saying he's linked to a transfer to Serie A
I feel bad for him
>>150442764Me tinkering with my FPL team.
>matthew cunha 8.1eh it's too easy when you know what to invest in
>Squad value £99.6m
>ngubu to AC MilanMyday is ruined
if WC doesn't fix my team I'll simply wait until I can WC again. Simple.
No real captain's this week is there? Think it's just gotta be Mo
>>150449111Wood vs West ham or Mbumo vs Burnley for Captain? I have Salah but fuck it's arsenal
Pedro(c)
>>150449111might go with henderson because villa cant score for shit loldesu i want to go with maximum èlectronicsteve for the mighty burnley
>>150449111>>150449527>>150449615HAALAND VS BRIGHTONYeah I don't have him either
>>150449111I've went with Wood, but knowing my luck every Forest player except him will score
>>150449669I have Reijnders but no haaland should i be worried
>>150449111Wood versus West Ham feels like a solid shout
Wolterwhite to Newcastle
>>150449111>he hasn't (tc)ed Woodlingz
I'm going to triple captain Wood. I'm scared.
>>150452697ekitikebros..........
>>150453809Same , I don't know if I have the balls to do it. Currently just normal cap
How are we feeling about Cullen?
The subhumans who coded this fpl app should all be put to fucking death.
>>150452697WC13, we'll be there.
>>150452697>another bundesfraudI shall not be partaking.
>>150452697>only 12 goalskaladzshit mk2poocastle will be lucky to get top half if they sell peesak now
>>150450199No Reindeer is good snow ape is washed.
My free hit team. pretty much picks itself only debate it Elangathoughts?
>>150458841>3 united playersbahahaha
>>150459102they'll win comfortably and i'm a utd hater
Doing FH this week, any recommendations?
Opinions? >yanitedI know but it's gotta give at some point.
will I regret my WC or will I think "wow that was a good WC"
I got rid of marmoush and he's going to scored 2 + 1 assist
>>150464303personally I won't be wildcarding before the end of the transfer window so I know where everyone is playing. how much can you possibly need to change after 2 gameweeks
oh i didn't NEED to change anything. just wanted to
just don't know what to do with my shit squad
>>150458841Bongs obsession with mug is gonna be their downfall
Wood (c) @ West Ham
No Palmer again. Joao Pedro's gonna smash it again
Garnacho to Chelsea. Simons to Tottenham.
Ait-Nouri and Palmlingz are going to be okay, right? Right?
>>150466772Palmer's out
>>150466725>Simons to TottenhamFrank is massive.
Am I insane for thinking of bringing Wirtz in for Palmer when they're about to play Arsenal? Or would it be more insane to get Bruno/Cunha/Mbeumo?
>>150467090There aren't a lot of great midfield options that arent Gakpo and Semenyo. I've got Wirtz and will hold him for another week or two. He's got better odds of doing something than a United player, that's for sure.
>>150467090i think you would be insane to bring in wirtz even if they played sunderland
I've been looking at Dango UnchainedBrentford have Sunderland and then iffy fixtures
>>150467133>I've been looking at Dango UnchainedMight be going there as well.
feeling bullish ahead of this weekend though it would have been a toss up between wirtz and georginio had his injury not made that decision for meonly question for me is do i captain grealish based on vibes
>>150468058also i've just noticed i've managed to win both h2h games despite being 2 points off average both times. of everyone on 2 wins, i'm last on points.
Should I just take the 4 point penalty to get rid of Palmer. My bench is shit.
A truly great day for all palmshit haters.
>>150464209Mate they shipped two goals to fucking Grimsby Town and then lost on penalties while their cuck manager literally rocked back and forth in the dugout. This is not the time to go anywhere near manure.
Thoughts on this squad?
i have cooked the perfect free hit
>>150470189go on...
>>150470769you can see it when i convert my 135 points by sunday night m8
>>150469484Fuck it I did it. I mean I will only lose 2 points anyway when you think about it.
my team is fucked but I will not take a -4 out of principle
>>150469885Midfielders dont lose points for comceding goals
>>150474620technically they do, but only the first goal
>>150474620Yeah but they're not going to get any points for scoring any either because manure are shite.
When I first made FPL account this season (never played it before) I ticked the "send me occasional emails about updates blah blah" and in the latest one they have THREE Man Utd players for this weeks ideal team. Imagine falling for this? >>150464209Uh oh...dont fall for it anon.
i've decided to not bring in anyone until >international break is over
>>150476712noo you have to get players now while they can still get injured playing against andorra and leichenstein
trying to decide if I want to rejig my WC to fit Haaland in
>>150481177I did it, but at what cost. i've somehow ended up with no arsenal, and triple spurs (although 2 of the 3 will be on my bench more often than not)
for me, it's Harvey Lewis Barnes
Currently in the top 400,000 overallProbably better than any man ITT
Captain Wood or Salah?
>>150473328If first player on your bench gets 2 points, then it's still -4.
>>150481485>over 399,900 men are better than you>and some women as wellits not that impressive tbdesu
whichever of watkins or mateta does better in tomorrow evenings game is the one getting the boot. to think that those two cost me 26.5m. add palmer and wirtz and i've been lumbering around 45.5m worth of deadwood. +wan-bissaka and half my team for the first two weeks was complete dogshit
content creators still bafflingly high on rogers
Estevao or Joao Pedro for captain?
>>150481856I would watch the games instead of just watching the scores if they had outfits like this
Did I miss the fucking deadline?
>>150481944I know i did. Great start of the season fml
>>150481649Shit. Hopefully might work out for me.
>>150481856Had Pedro capped til I decided to bring Haaland(C) inSo naturally Haaland will blank and Pedro will score 5 goals
Mbeumobros....it's now our time.....the sultan of Højlund is leaving the manchister caliphate.....finally mbeumobros....our struggles come to an end....finally...this season....we feast
If I don't get a decent score this week, then I'm just gonna transfer every week and take hits when I feel like it
I finally bought Joäo Pedo in just for him to blank within 10 minutes puto
i have seen enough, this is gonna be a 0-0 with bonis for Andersen and Cruella
>>150482721anulo mufa
You fat bastard, you fat bastard
based refball, very cool
Thank you based refball.
Brought in Morgan Gibbs-Shite for Cold Palmer
That's the problem with King. He's on everyone's bench and not playing
>until pedo scores
Pedro golazooo
oh fuck off
This is what i get for missing the deadline, fuck sake
Now neto pls
Hope Tosin scores a header and Chelsea win 2-0
Still not buying him.
NO ONE TOLD ME THAT HE WOULD SCORE HEADERS FROM CORNERSOr that he would score at all
I DESPISE Joao Pedro
i hate joe pedo so much
>i missed the deadline for fplel challenge Owari da
I LOVE Joao Pedro
pedobros, our penalty.....
pedrophiles........
>not on pens even with palmer outKWAB, hold that pedo chuds.
I have both Pedro and Enzo in my draft league :^)
i got Chalobah
Don't be fooled. The referee won't be in Chelsea's pocket every week. He's still a trap.
kek based enzo pulling the rank
>Dorgu benchedServes me right for trusting manure
Is Amad always going to play at wingback? Will he ever be useful?
>>150484115Not at wingback he won't>>150484030as he should be, cause he's shit.
Received a text. Isak is a done deal at £120m plus add ons. I’m so disappointed at how low the fee is. But so pleased he is gone. #nufc
It's GW9 that Troll Pedro will be coming back for meI'd get rid that week, lads
>cucaracha 9 defconsreeeeeeeeeee
andersen shipped 2 goals but scored 3 pts, honest work
>20 pts just from 2 players
Imagine if Pedro took the penalty and then squared it to the open goal. It could have been so much worse. Gotta get him in now.>>150484411TOWERS DO SOMETHING
>>150484235Did he get extra points for making VAR fuckup?
Esteve coming on for JSL. Going all in on /mug/ stocks.
>>150484568he ended with 11 points and that's still without bp which he should get, funny because i only had him because i was trying to take frimpong out for gvardiol but his 6m had already gone down to 5.9m so I just picked the one with the most point that i could afford
>>150484601i left him on my bench despite feeling a /mug/ging because i already have dubravka starting in goal and thought i should hedge my bets
>tfw all 4 3pm kickoffs massively impact my fantasy teamfucking hell how am i supposed to focus on 4 screens
>23 defcons for a blankNice buff for DMF
>tottenham losing just as i put porro and kudus in my teamahahahahahaahahahahahaha
>>150485057How are you even finding 4 streams
BETOBOYSanother grealingz assist
wats the best streaming site these days?
>assists you
need grealz
>>150485175>>150485185olympicstreamsi'm on the standard definition ones to keep things ticking over smoothly
Greliz bros we are winning
>>150485185just go to fmhy and pick out one from the list they have there
>>150485206best decision i ever made. i will be wearing my GW1 grealish owner badge with pride all season
>VDV is first on my benchfuck. much you want to bet electric steve gets a CS?
grealish is the new hamez, don't fall for his trick
based bournemouth
>Liam Delap is expected to be out for 6 to 8 weeks because of this type of injury”, told TNT Sports.
djangooo
>tfw both spurs and everton clean sheets ruinedIm going to be the most JUSTed poster here this gw (again)
>>150485445HOWEVER
This could be the return of Hwang
>>150485480ffs
>fell to spurs meme
Yanited penalty not given and Dango goal disallowed. What a wonderful 5 minutes.
Kudus fucking do something
>>150485512>Cullen own goalNo one won, nothing ever happen
>Cunha deadGODDAMN IT
Cunha's hammy is gone.
>>150485613>>150485619
SEXO IN (or is it?)
>>150485642Big Zirk
I put Cunha and Mbeumo on my free hit. What a fucking idiot
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dewsbury hall bros!!
as an arsenal fan i should have known better than to put spurs players in my team. it makes complete sense that they're immediately shit.
2 points from 6. I'm gonna rope
I wish Man U didn't sign Sheshhhko. Big Zirk is a fucking baller / Berbatov regen.
This is gonna be a long, long, long fpl season
I got fooled bu spuds
>my original team is outscoring my free hit teami may have gotten to cocky
Everyone I pick suddenly become shitters
>>150483485You can still make changes to it during the gw
FUCK OFF AMAD
UMAD
they are giving bruno ghost defcons but i can't prove it...
mugbros we got too cocky they're looking good
Bruno 12 DEFCONs in one half. Easy work.
>>150486135They laughed when i bought Bruno "2 bonis 2 defcons" Fernandes
Fernandes is a DEFCON monster. I need him to score or assist in the 2nd half for some tasty points.
-4 RIP Cunha, who replaces him?
>>150486410Grealzy
They've removed one of Bruno's defcon points. Riggy my niggies.
johnson cucks btfo
based dewsbury HAUL
GREALISH ASSIST AGAIN
am i really gonna have to buy grealingz
I love alcohol bros pls drink tonight for me and grealiz
my boy grealingz
both barnes & elanga benched
MBONGO FINALLY
i got both KDH and Mbeumo :)
>Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not be proceeding with proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. 24yo striker travelled to Germany for #FCBayern move but #CFC requested Senegal int’l returns to Londonlmao
grealz in for rogers or reindeers probably
Inshallah mbeulingzOur faith has been answered, we feasting tonight
>>150486819
Mbeumobros....the Burnley caliphate has been conquered....mbeumobros.....it's finally happened.....we finally feasted....
>11 from 4First JUSTing of the season if Woodlingz blanks
Why yes I did go (C)oonya how could you tell
>porro subbed off on 9 defconsreeeeeeeee
Fellow Thiagochads?
9 points. 6 of them are Kelleher
I fell for the tottenham meme
>>150487262kek
>>150487288I'm going to kill myself
Defenders getting justed this gw
>>150487430This is why the meta will always be 3 attacking fullbacks despite defcon memes
i already have 0 clean sheets
What the fuck happened to spurs? Like 3 shots total all game?
>>150487594Theyre still shit
>>150487594Vicario saved them from total embarassement, could be 4-0 reasonably
Need Liverpool to absolutely slaughter Arsenal for me to stand a chance this week
>>150487594they played >burnley and frank always seems to get a result against pep. this is probably their actual level desu
How is it possible to get less each week?
>>150487594it's spurs
>brentfraud
>>150487594just another iraola masterclass, no idea why this guy is still stuck at a league one club like mememouth
Bruno pen incoming
I'm actually killing myself if he misses this one too.
>pooben amoorim can't even watch the penjfc what a kwab
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You fuckers told me to pick Strand Larsen!
fucks sake a dubravka penalty save would have been a life saver for me
uuh, tottenshit bros?
penandes still worth it even as CDM
>>150488027We said Danish superstar Bruun Larsen
captained bruno lol
next year is my year
fucking spuds
Kms I brought in richudlison
grealish up to 7.5% ownership already, think he was 5% a few days ago
>19 with 6 to play Oh I'm fucking justed
FERNANDES GODS WE DID IT
>you should have picked players from a dog shit united team who played shit but only got points because of luck against the 20th placed team in the league
If Spurs don't do anything in the next 4 GWs, then there's no hope for them
Think by GW8 I might just quit if this keeps on going. Really just not a fun game with how repetitively shit it is.
Most of the YouTube experts have started to talk about bringing in players that I currently have in my team. I don't know why, they're shit
>FH>23 with 6 to play, one of them a benched BarnesRoyally fucked it but probably will still beat my non-FH teams score
managed to replace palmer and wank bissaka with two even shitter spurs players the everton lads have saved my arse againcould still be a good week if my strikers rediscover their testicles
A lot of matchfixing so far this weekend
FPL is free gambling
I'll need a long international break to mentally recover from this shit
>>150488625Hey, you are my opponent this week. Too bad for you, I guess :)
I am annihilating my H2H opponent this week but they still have Haaland to come
Challenge 4Double for Utd V City - 3 players each
If Haaland bottles it tomorrow then he's off until GW6 -8 then out until GW13 onwardsPlay the fixtures time
>>150489270funnily enough i had just looked at your team as i posted that. you've been doing pretty good... i was a bit annoyed as i've been scraping wins with average pointsBUT i reckon i might maybe scrape it once more as looking at your team again now you've had a mare with barnes and konsa is shit. i can make most of the 8 points back up if livra keeps the clean sheet. i reckon if twatkins and patheta start scoring i can beat you cos i don't think liverpool will score against arse and with any luck my strikers outscore reijndersgood luck though. if i do win you can rest in the knowledge that you're about 4 million people ahead of me in the overall rankings
>>150490095>then he's off until GW6 -8 then out until GW13 onwardsDon't know what this means
>>150490795In for Burnley, Brentford, Everton then transfer out until Leeds onwards
JUSTUST
>>150491606There are people like this that walks among us.
>26 points behind 4M>49 points behind 1M
Porro CHADS... The towers added a DEFCON, 2 more points in the bag.
When do bonus points get added?
Banking on Haaland & ForestIt'll be 2 pointers, all round
>>150493850when i feel like it damn cuz
Currently one of the top 3 players in the /sp/ H2H players :)
>>150493768Thank you based towers.
>54 points with 4 players left including Haaland C
>missed the deadline>only 2 players played last night>still have the 2 frauds up front (watkins / bowen)At least I have 3 transfers now but im going to be a long road recovering from the inevitable JUST
>>150501047Watkins will score
I had 3 Tottenham players on my team.
>>150506269I also made this mistake.
>>150506269>>150506314me 3
Elanga is so fucking bad.
hope newcastle can save wissa from his brentford opressors
>>150506269T-they're upcoming fixtures are still good!
>>150506269i literally just transferred two in this weeki'm also an arsenal fan
I'm just too clever for FPLTeam is shit now, but it'll be excellent in a few weeks time. Problem being by then I would have transferred these shitters out for players who are gonna be great weeks ahead again.
a haaland hat trick would be very welcome today
Triple shitty, double Nothing hill.Oh these games are gonna print points
If Haaland doesn't get at least 2 goals, then I'm getting rid
Happy with my team so far but fuck me I got memed on Marc Guiu. Every time they say he'll play they sub him on and he does nothing
>>150509477His point isn't to be a point collector, but a cheap attacker for the bench to enable you to build a stronger starting team. He will get steady minutes, and might eventually get a bigger role.
>used FH>4 players left to play>28 points so farUtterly shit season. At least Woodsy is going to bang a hattrick right? R-right?
Who else Wood (c)?
Haaland's a washed up ugly cunt
Wood & Haaland are frauds, lads
WOOD YOU CUNT PUT THE BALL IN THE NET GOAL FAAAAHKIN CAM ON
Haaland, what a fucking waster
never in doubt erlingzGODS
Still not convinced
haaland bros
It's over for me
Have Haaland but (c) Wood
>>150511222
>>150511222It may be time to call a self help line
it was quite literally never in doubt for us haalandchads
Wood WILL get a goal
>>150511383another half. another goal i reckon
>>150511535look good for forest so far..
I trust in Gibbs-Shite
>>150511612And Forest have Arsenal next
>>150511547at least, he could already have three
>>150511694yea, the header was good. his first shot on target was a bit weird but never in doubt bro
>mfw only 1 forest player and it's a cb
I've got Chris Wood in my team
Medical issue in the Brian Clough Stand
I should get Bobb
I benched Marmoush. I am an idiot.
If Wood doesn't score, then I'm gonna have a medical issue
Wood is taking the piss isn't he.
>>150512283wood penaldy wil lcome soon my european bro
thank you mr wood for not scoring any goals
I need Munoz not to play.. Gudmundsson 9 points on my bench
>rutter onnot this week please georginio
>>150512501prepare to get wood chopped son
I hope you lads don't have any Citeh defenders.
Jarrod Bowen fucking sucks
haaland bros this is good for us. the city boys will be raring for another goal. it's just too easy
Milner essential
>50 year old james milner wipes my ait-nouri clean sheet
even mock the celebration. haaland hatty inc
Rutter pen share still zero.
>>150512682Ofc I swapped Nouri for Lewis…it’s over
>>150512738also good because fuck city
>taking wood off during a cornersack him immediately
>wood subbed
>>150512762>just got yellowedyou've had a mare
>wood offhello darkness my old friend
>he subbed off WoodWell the upside is I ALMOST trip captained him. Phew.
>>150512889
woodless haalandchadswe won
>>150512856>>150512889>>150512949well i just got wood and now it's gone
I hate this game so much. I bet that Gapko and Ekitike will both score a brace now that I didn't include them in my FH team.
>doku onwell that's it. no more goals. cya next week haaland bros
All I need now is a West Ham goal and wipe the clean sheet
>>150513122...the week after
Just one forest clean sheet, its all i ask for. I own Bowen too but he would have to score a brace for it to be worth it
>>150513156>I have Sels and Milenkovicsorry lad, but it's definitely happening
Why the fuck did I captain Wood??!! I really want to kill someone right now!!
>>150513156>>150513267
OH FUCK OFF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this fucking retarded piece of shit game
>Everybody transfering out Bowen>Bowen scoresFPL is so funny sometimes
>>150513267tell sels he can kill himself for not saving that
>I captained WoodI am fucking JUSTED
Why can't I be the one that gets lucky once in a while
>>150513414
Whatever I go for the polar opposite happens
my williams csactually fuming
Yeah fuck, absolutely cursed
>>150513253Jinxing little cunt
hhahahahahahaahahow do you lose to west ham
btw I benched Wirtz so he definitely scores later
>>150513253fuck you
Is this the worst collective start to FPL in history? I swear whoever's in first must have only about 60 points or something.
ffs was gonna pick paqueta or kudus and picked the NIGGER
Somehow I will end up even lower than last week, which had me ranked in the 9 millions
>>150513498>>150513551I own sels and aina so im JUST too
SHOULD HAVE GONE MATETA. REEEEEEEE
>8 points with 5 to play>4 of them are in the Liverpool Arsenal game
>>150513561Bad start for those following content creators, “AI models” and the template maybeGood start for people who can think for themselves
fucking ndoye
Forest have Arsenal, Burnley, Sunderland nextI'm finished, lads.
>kissing the badgealright defo not buying paqueta then
>>150513616How many points do you have?
>>150513607wtf I don’t believe you post your team
another asterisk season anyway (afcon transfers)
>Had Wood captain >sels as goalkeeper I'm going to kill myself
>Wood captain>3 Forest playersI can't do this anymore
>>150513616I don't follow content creators. I'm just jinxed, lad
Football is rigged btw
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE THEY DOING
>>150513669It's actually 7 now because Forest conceded a second.
save me jean-phillipe
where the FUCK is the haaland brace
Triple shitty may have been a mistake.
>>150513655193 total Currently top 70k in the world according to LiveFPL but I only have 2 players in the ARS-LIV game with no Salah so that will probably set me back out the top 100k
Mateta needs to score about 7 to make me have a good week
>>150512501>+assistwe are so back
I need a Salah hat trick off a Wirtz hate trick or assists plus a goal from both Ekitike and Gyok to get double digit points here
>West Ham have scored 3 goals in a space of 7 minutes3 to play and it's Gakpo, Salah and Rogers. It's over. It's not happening
>benched dioufokay season over
Totally deserved for City the way they just let Brighton back in when they are up 0-1.
>fell for le "set-and-forget Sels" meme
This cunt has destroyed my week, lads
How in the ever-loving fuck do you concede 3 goals in 7 minutes to WEST HAM?
>>150513561>>150513616this guy is currently rank #1 overall
Rodri will save this team they said
based get the portuguese frauds out of this league
>6 from 12Can't wait for Arsenal to park the bus so that I can have 2 pointers from Salah and Wirtz too
Swapped Diouf for Spence FUCKYou win some, you lose some
>>150513998>6 from 12anti-fpl final boss
>triple spuds or triple nothinghams
I'm about 192nd out of 206 in my own league
>>150514023when do we win some?
haaland still on track for all 3 boipussis so captaining him was decentwas between him and grealish for me though so actually ffs
>Wildcard>3 everton players 3 west ham players 3 sunderland players 1 liverpool player
>>150513945300k by GW38.
>>150513458Sometimes it's better to make the occasional random terrible decision in FPL. My league is seething because half my team were picked by vibes
>>150513907Surely you trusted the Anglo chad over the immigrant?
>reijndoesn't
>>150514143More like 3 million
>GW3 I am forgotten
>>150514115Bet the bigwigs at the towers change it to a Brighton playerHaaland will get 1 bp
Yeah I'm thinking it's wildcard time.
>>150514235oh does that happen2bh i don't understand about 25% of the things in this game
surely this is the week rogers and watkins pop off to prevent another disaster
>>150514244I would have no idea who to wildcard to at this stage
Salah akbar
Anderson chuds... 11 DEFCONs for the 3rd game in a row, how are you feeling?
>1>1>1>2>2>0I am the KWABOTW
Reindeer ESSENTIAL
>>150514369we pray
Grim(aldo)
Help me Obi-Sarr
damn reijnders meme
Not bad
Lads...
>>150514816
people were taking hits to bring in woody
We're a bit off kilter being mid week but this is the ideal set and forget selection so far. Chalobah as captain and you'd be on 288 points with 2m in the bank.
Can't wait to WC after the international break, have a few hopeful days and than watch it all come crumbling down.
>>150514945wc and stock up on team value then inshallah
>>150514904should be ekitike not watkins sorryand those points are without any chips
>13 from 5WHO HERE JUST?
SALIBA OFF
Never trusting Arse defenders again
Kek any saliber owners?>>150514816Not done the maths but you must have millions left on your bench???
Thanks wood you fat headed kiwi useless fucking cunt
>>150514904All absolute shitters pretty much
Why the fuck are so many of you ITT owning or even captaining a Nottingham forest striker when they create about 0.42 XG per game when there are options like Pedro, Haaland, Ekitike, Richarlison or even Muniz providing better value
>>150515507>why are you captaining an in form striker vs. a team that has conceded 11 in 3 and the other captaincy options aren't obviousretard
>>150515301Bench is 2, 1, not played yet, 1
>>150515564His underlying stats are worse than all of the strikers I mentioned though>>150515723Yeah but what players are on your bench? Tell me now I don’t know why you are hiding this information from me
My stream is ahead and Salah has just been sent off
This is gonna be a slurper isnt it
how was a nuno vs potter game more eventful than this set piece slop
>>150516031>>150516040First time watching Assna?
>>150515923I'm not "hiding information" you fucking weirdo lol
Salad against Burnley.. Is it worth it?
cunha død saliba dødjesu død
>>150516318Who fucking knows at this point. I've TC'd him
No refund for Wirtz
WIRTZ YOU USELESS BUNDESFRAUD
>>150516318he's not even getting near the box these days and historically he's got 1 goal in 10 games against burnley
Arsenal is genuinely the most disgusting team in the league
anyone else playing Scoresheet instead of FPL this year?
>You need to gain 7 more points for a green
>salahcucks
Wirtz did create 2 chances but now even Salah is frauding. It's so over.
>annual konate injuryguehi intensifies
ekitike hooked
szpbzslai triple captainers we roll
kek
>wirtz deadat least I can get this cunt out of my team
Every time Salah gets into a dangerous position, he turns the ball over with poor first touch. Most fraudulent performance I've seen in a while.
I made so many bad decisions this week, wtf
I have 0 (ZERO) returns this week in my team. Munoz is my last hope. I'll be WCing for the next GW.
Absolute disasterclass this week
>>150518628you are like little babby compared to me
just here to laugh at arsenal kneejerkers
3 players in the final game of the week.This comeback is gonna feel sooo good
>>150518756munoz hattie incoming
>>150518756Why would you start Esteve over Konsa?
this is it then. 6 points behind slovenia in the h2h, he's got konsa, i've got these two 2pts/g shitters up frontone mateta goal would surely seal it for mesubstantially above average this week on 47 pts despite my two tottenham transfers in both being pretty dreadful
>>150518902I just fucking hate United mate.
>>150518835Watkins will punish the non believers.
>Liverpool vs Arsenal was the lowest xG game of the last three (3) Premier League seasons.
>>150519227arteta needs arrested
>>150518909It is 8 points though. Anyway Villa clean sheet and I must be good.
I'm 100% doing a wildcard during the international break. Fuck salah.
mateta goal
TETA TETA TETA
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMMATETA'S IN THE ROOM
>have Wood Ekitike Watkins front 3>all blank>Haaland Mateta Joao Pedro all scoregoing to wildcard this week so i can watch the opposite happen
>finally mateta starts scoring>gets yellowed for celebration he's been doing for years
Someone find that ref and kill him immediately. What is this fucking woke nonsense?
did the flag have the gay or somthing
Propa numbah noine that marteta fella
notts and villa out, palace and everton in
I'm so fucking tired of having Senesi on my bench
>>150519368well well well. 4 points behind you because mateta picked up a fucking yellow. even if he gets 3 bps i'm relying on a konsa yellow or watkins getting some pointsor konsa could get a goal contribution, that would be a real kick in the testicles
>>150519368>Villa clean sheetack
GAY HEE
Right, get Munoz off the pitch NOW
Who fell for the Golly Wogkins meme
>I benched Guehi
I am once again relaying the information that there are people who spent 16M on Villa players. That is all.
Watkins does nothing
>>150521367Golly Wogkins
>>150521367he's waiting for me to sell him, give him time
Late villa goal incoming
SARR MY KING
Never mind, sarr chads we feast
I hope you redeemed
I feel for the tottenham, Nottingham forest and aston villa meme. I'm crying.
>took guehi out for saliba on a wcmastermind
>>150521567i have 8 (eight) players from those 3 teams. season over.
>>150521633Same
>De Ligt>Cunha (injured)>Watkins>WoodI fucking hate FPL. I was closing the gap in my league and then my friend extends his lead because Guehi scores. Its bullshit.
prolly gonna activate wc this week i guess. eat up some value over the intl break. build a nasty bench. then it's smooth sailing
>28 on the bench>44 on the fieldheh...
>>150521876Should have picked better players then, dummy
There's no skill in this game. Its all luck.
>>150521896Based based based
>>150522166>>150521896
Special thanks to every content creator who pushed the "Palace tired after Europe" narrative.
thank you munoz for being the only player to return for me this week. i knew you wouldnt let me down.
This has just been the pre-season FPL, right?
>>150519368>>150520116>no mateta bonus points2 points off. 2 fucking points off the biggest underdog story of the season. watkins of course with another 2 pointer.on the plus everyone else in the world shitting the bed has meant me getting my usual average has left me doing very well this week comparatively.watkins is absolutely rubbish and has ruined me for the last time. i left enough budget to swap mateta for isak if he gets his transfer but nope, watkins is going this week for sure. i don't care if he has green fixtures coming up. everton away is a guaranteed 2 pointer again so it's not worth keeping his stink around for another 3 weeks. hope he gets injured on england duty.
Konate + Shade for Neco Williams + Kluivert. Which side is better?
Guiu back to Chelsea confirmed
lol
bonus points added haaland has 3
>>150522166I'm ranked 3 million but my rank in the 'top 1% 24/25' league is higher than it was last season. So I think that says a lot.Early days though.
>>150523793>steals your 0.1>steals your Chelsea spot>steals your free transfer if you tripled upbased
>19 points behind 1st in my league Why bother
Fuck Villa, why do I listen to other people
>>150524914i've not watched villa but watkins stats still look pretty good. then he's still on a good fixture run
Time to wildcard into all the risers and hope for some profit over the break
Ekitikebrothers...
>>150526259Salah will be a very useful cash cow in a few weeks.
Wonder how Ekitike shakes out now. Hopefully it's a case of spreading minutes between him, Isak and Gakpo so he gets time at LW and CF
>>150528764>>150528764>>150528764move
