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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Sesko, we can blame SCAMorim, we can blame our setpiece coaches, we can blame our non-existing midfield, we can blame our dogshit goalkeepers, we can blame RATcliffe, we can praise GRIMsbey's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping Liverpool getting #21 for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/?
#AmorIN or #AmorOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.instagram.com/rasmus.hoejlund
https://jlingz.com
https://x.com/indykaila
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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FISH!
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>Not starting with "we can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue"
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I am done with this team. I support them, but I can't watch these matches live. It's too bad for my mental health. I hope it works out. But I won't be there to witness it live anytime soon. This team still is playing like last year even when we have completely overhauled the frontline. We still never try to play balls into space. We keep on recycling it to the wings. The only goal we have scored from open play is this dodgy deflection. And we are stuck with 2 keepers who cant palm a fucking ball away.
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>>150440811
We need a capable coach
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So many /mug/s and it's not even September
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>>150440689
>#AmorOUT
i say
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>Hojlund was the problem
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Time to focus on the league and FA cup double now.
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We should just make it eternal at this point. Man Utd might very well never win again.
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McTominay made out like a fucking bandit
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>>150440811
>I am done with this team. I support them, but I can't watch these matches live. It's too bad for my mental health. I hope it works out
This is a shame if you’re a fan but the problem is even your head coach can’t bare to watch either pmsl
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>>150440689
>thread 2
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>>150440689
It was fun and all but I’m already over it bc United is already a joke.

Arsenal bottling the league again and the ensuing meltdown will be sweeter desu
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WE'RE MAN UNITED AND IT HAPPENED AGAIN
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>>150440689

From too big too fail to failing too big, RIP Utd
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How is India taking this?
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>>150440873
imagine the catalog when they get relegated
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>>150440837
>We
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>>150440876
There is enough piss to take out of Man Utd to have an eternal thread at this point
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>A literal fish
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>>150440689
https://voca.ro/1nzlt5cigbXc
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Was it just me or did Grimsby's keeper dive to the right like 10 penalties in a row and United still somehow missed shooting to the other side.
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>>150440689
Enjoy Pompey away next season you fat, ugly cunts bwahaha
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>>150440907
one indian /sp/ anon is loving it
the rest are shitting in the streets in rage
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HOLY LOL has this ever happened before?
That /mug/ fills up so quickly (barely 30 mins post-game) that we need a /mug/ 2 straight away?
LMAO
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Remember when Amorim wasn’t given enough time with the players or resources to build his squad yet? Good times
I guess English football is a tad bit more difficulty than some Portuguese meme league, not that it’s an excuse to be losing to fucking GRIMSBY mind.
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A minor blip on the road to greatness
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>>150440893
Yeah, I don't expect a JF to get it.
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>>150440689
>Ronaldo was the problem
>De Gea was the problem
>Rashford was the problem
>Hojlund was the problem
<--------- you are here
>Bruno was the problem
>Casemiro was the problem
>Maguire was the problem
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>>150440811
Hi Ruben, big fan.
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Mourinhobros....
IT'S OUR TIME
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>We keep getting closer and closer to the relegation /mug/ thread
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what's he thinking right now
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>>150440944
PHWOAR LAD PROPER PENGTING
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7 wins from 31. I unironically think I'd do a better job as manager.
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https://www.redcafe.net/threads/benjamin-%C5%A0e%C5%A1ko-2025-26-performances.489086/page-9
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>>150440931
The standard of players compared to 15-20 years ago has dropped drastically in all areas apart from endurance.
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>>150440949
I don't understand the arrow placement. All those things have been said.
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>>150440968
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>>150440968
"thank god Im getting sacked"
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>>150440968
How does he do it lads?
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I feel you guys are too harsh, they did finish 15th last season
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>>150440941
kek

>>150440893
i see both sides
getting close and continually choking is funny
but going from being the best team in england to losing to 4th division teams is funny too
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>>150440988
The last three will be future excuses
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>>150440968
poor lad
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>if we were not supplying laughs for the rest of English football we would be supplying nothing to the game.

>When you think it can't get worse , of course it can with this club..

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/post-match-vs-grimsby-town.489354/
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>>150440974
>7 wins from 31
big if real
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE
THEY HAVEN'T MADE IT OUT OF AUGUST YET
THE MUG RECORD MAY FALL BEFORE XMAS
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>>150440960
We will still be doing /mug/ threads in the champsionship right???
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IT'S OVER.
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>>150441013
3 of those came against teams not in the league anymore.
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Grimsby manager on sky sports doing his post match interview
>im a little disappointed because we had the chances to win in 90 minutes, it shouldn’t have even gone to the most ridiculous penalty shootout of my career
Lmaooooooo
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>Ditched undefeated Sporting for 7 wins in 31
KWABOTY
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Maybe it's actually a good thing not playing the cup you know
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that's what you get for shitting on Ten Bald, he was actually more or less keeping this squad together, and even winning trophies
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theres too much seethe to soak up, i dont know where to go first? redcafe? reddit? twitter? youtube?

the entire unitedsphere is melting down at once.
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>>150440968
>“Maybe I will take the termination cash after all and go back to the sun”
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>>150440999
the reasonable take. Such upsets happen to low table teams
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>It's the manager's fault

It's hilarious that people still think this after 20 managers..
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>>150440811
Calm down Bruno he only bumped into you
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>>150441040
gives them a chance to focus on the europa league instead
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1. https://vocaroo.com/159a7TsEPBg8
2. https://vocaroo.com/1enXT4iyuSmU
3. https://vocaroo.com/1bIdi4AAGPEt
4. https://vocaroo.com/12tGKXZSrI6h
5. https://vocaroo.com/12eLBOIOZaWX
6. https://vocaroo.com/13Flapfalfb4
7. https://voca.ro/1l3mq7EUPksD
8. https://voca.ro/1iLa40bS3mdl
9. https://voca.ro/11osagbKSYGO
10. https://voca.ro/1I3SIaXtF9Kk
11. https://voca.ro/1bZTQG3ngg07
12. https://voca.ro/1nzlt5cigbXc
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Glazers should literally hire me as chief executive, I would unironically fix Yanited for 50k pounds a year. Instead of spending 100 million on literally who frauds and managers from farmer leagues, I'd give that much money to Fabregas on 5 year contract to convince him to sign, he would easily fix Yanited, at least make it a top 4 club. All you need is 35-55 aged Spanish autist who has a pull back in Spain from academies and former clubs they played/coached at
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>Onana went down the tunnel at full-time. Yet to re-emerge. Bayindir is looking for him
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>>150440936
We are reaching levels of /mug/ hitherto thought impossible
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>>150441044
Sure, but are all managers bad then? I remember people shitting on Mourinho and look the best manager they had after Fegie.
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>>150441040
this is the ad that kickstarted the american civil war?
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united are going to be playing like 5 games this season
out of the cup
out of europe
no midweek /mug/ kino, so enjoy this while we have it
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I don’t think this is sack worthy, they need to #trusttheprocess
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>>150441080
Un oh…
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>>150441040
now they can focus on losing in the league
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>>150441054
drink it in lad, we are truly blessed
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>>150440727
>laughing in his fat face
kek
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Apologise.
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>>150440936
it happened last season but i cant remember the game
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>>150441080
>Bayandir couldn't get his hands on him
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can some madlad post soogsx nudes for this most special occasion
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>>150441080
Onan-ACK
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Mickey Mouse competition now they can focus on winning the league
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>>150440968
If I cut this subscription, and lower this one. I should have enough for awhile.
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>>150441092
One downside for these "fan" channels who profit off them being shit is there's far fewer games for them to be shit in now.
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>>150441089
this is their final form. BOTH the players and manager are shit

under moyes and ole it was a shit manager
under mou and lvg the players were shit
ten hag was good but then sold all their decent players and replaced them with shit

now they have both
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>>150441040
nah that has to be the pol racist edit. no way an advertising team made that
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>>150440974
Ole literally juat said "gwan lads show us what you got" twice a week and won half his games
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>W

>D
Fulham, Grimsby (pens L)
>L
Arsenal
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>>150441134
Ten Hag was their worst manager after Ragnarick,
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what madlad would even take this cursed job at this point
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>>150441135
this is trump's america
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>>150441123
dorgu said this unironically a couple days ago

https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1n02e5l/patrick_dorgu_we_man_united_are_aiming_to_win_the/
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>>150441135
it's real, that's why the whole backlash started
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>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
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>>150441108
>cruises to a win against mighty League One Mansfield
Analrim wishes he could handle such giants
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People forget, they looked good against arsenal, GET BEHIND THE MANAGER! SUPPORT AMORIM!
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>>150441043
there is a divergent timeline where they listened to their club hero and sacked that bald fraud the moment Ronaldo wanted him gone and he's still be playing carrying them to the champions league
this timeline is the one united got for backing Ten Hag
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the picture that will define a whole tenure
get fucked amorim lmao
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>>150441149
>after Ragnarick
Ragnick didn't buy Onana who is Man U's worst ever player
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>>150441012
Disgusting insular attitude. They are supplying laughs for world football
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KEEP AMORIM
I DON'T WANT THIS RIDE TO END
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A lot of people picked Boca Juniors, United and Milan (or all three combined) riding off the early 2000s craze

To those people I say
>LOL
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>>150441167
wow I actually get it. sign tappers must be tapping their fingers bloody.
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>>150441149
ten hag got them 3rd. he never changed his tactics, but changed the players and they finished 8th. i think tactically he was fine he just bought so many players who should be in the bundes 2nd division
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>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
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soul
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Knocked out in a round they wouldn't be playing in if they'd beaten Spurs
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Miss me yet?
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>>150441188
picturesque
will be the climax in the inevitable film
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Before you guys send hate towards Ruben Amorim remember you aren’t just attacking a coach but a father, a husband and a Christian. One bad game shouldn’t takeaway what he’s brought to this program and we should be looking forward to seeing him continue to lead our Man United !!!!
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>>150441150
he's like old Kloppo with a slice of madness
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HOW do they keep getting worse
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>>150441188
he needs a hug
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>>150440689
>allowed to score offside goals
>opponent's perfectly legitimate goal disallowed
>opposition players not unfairly sent off
>no penalty
>no VAR help
>4(6) minutes of fergietime
>against league 2 side Grimsby Town FC
>after spending 250 million in the transfer market
>still lose
What did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this ?
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What's the argument to not start Heaton?
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Well hello there /mug/ bros
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>>150441209
or... you know... finished in a european spot... and not 15th...
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>"the players spoke loud"
WTF.
Reporter just asked what that meant.
>"It was obvious what they spoke."
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Which team will he manage next?
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Amorim interview;
>the best team won, the only team that were on the pitch won
>the players spoke really loud and clearly today
Interviewer: Why did Grimsby have so much space?
>I don’t know, I don’t know… the players spoke really loud
Did you see many of the same mistakes from last season?
>yes
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>>150441188
Just write shoot on a paper. how hard can it be
Fucking hate nu-managers
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It was the pitches fault, Amorims tactics are fine. United fans need to stop being toxic
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>>150441169
THIS IS THE CON THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND
SOMEBODY STARTING GRIFTING
NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE GRIFTING FOR FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE CON THAT NEVER ENDS...
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sesko is worse than hojlund
you could have prime RVN up front and he wouldnt score with this team behind him
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>>150441139
Yeah. They were so free from any tactical direction under Ole. He just put out the team and the team was much better than the opposition so he won games. Simple life being a mediocre manager. If it didn't work he put in Pogba who had some magic flashes scoring or setting up goals from nowhere.
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>>150441150
Sean Dyche is available
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>>150441188
is it autism?
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You just know manurejanny has got an excuse to delete the /mug/s now that we're on thread 2
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>>150440968
>how the fuck did I get here
>I got those braga weakmind shitters a trophy
>i managed to get a weakmind pedo club like sporting cp to win the league after 20 years
>that club had their players literally assaulted in the training grounds
>morale in the gutter
>thought I could do it again in england
>how hard could it be
>pote I miss you bro
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>>150441243
NO REFUNDS. WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?
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>>150441211
feel bad for him
he came back to united thinking it would be the same as when he left, but it was literally rotting and the dressing room culture was so weakmind they kicked him out because he cared about winning
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>>150441211
This faggot diva has failed to win a single trophy in the camel league
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>>150441234
Welcome to Estoril
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Pretty sure this means we are winning the league

YANITED YANITED YANITED
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>>150441234
Wolves promotion campaign
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this man sounds like he truly hates this job and doesn't know what to do anymore

>MY PLAYERS SPOKE FOR ME - REALLY LOUD

Fuck me mate, he wants to be fired
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>>150441248
>away
says it all really
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>>150441211
definitely >>150441185
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that amorim interview
his soul is now fully and completely crushed
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>>150441235
top 10 anime betrayal
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>>150441234
SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES
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>>150441243
he's a big tall brute
it's the manager's job to use him properly
can help any team
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United will be shit this season regardless if they sack or keep Amorim, how based is that.
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>>150441270
>Fuck me mate, he wants to be fired
he probably gets a gigantic payout doesn't he? i'd want to get sacked too
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>>150441243
United would turn prime messi into joao felix, its comical
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>>150441235
/a/ won
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>>150441234
welcome to SCU Torreense
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AMORIM POST MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxc-QU7f40A
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>>150441280
UNITEDED
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>>150441283
top kek
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If Amorim resigns, he will become a legend.
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>>150441283
KEK
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>>150441283
KEEEEK
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>>150440968
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>>150441300
>Andre Onana will be sold
I thought that was illegalized in the 1800s
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>>150441235
Giant Killing
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>discarded hojlund like a cheap toy
>the new guy is even worse
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>>150441097
I've got a sack this woman (male?) is worthy of
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utter humiliation
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>>150441040
It was all fine and normal until she said "except white". That's a bit too on the nose. I kind of see what the fuzz is all about now. I don't personally care about it, but yeah this is pretty obviously dog whistling.
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>Calls his players good but the team shit
So just admitting he’s the one to blame ???
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When fucking Mguire becomes your hero you know that something is wrong.

Also, Bruno is garbage and a shit captain.
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>>150441340
Kek
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>>150441337
unbelievable is the word
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Its just the Carabao Cup, who cares, we're still on track for top 4, top 6 at worst.

This is just a blip, so enjoy such a pathetic celebration, you wont be laughing next week
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>>150440968
Honestly you should all be ashamed. This is a human being, with a family and his mental health will be suffering
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>>150441337
>getting little bro’d by Grimsby town manager
Lmao
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>>150440884
this needs a ManU slogan instead of "knusprig und cremig", but altered to being fat or eating processed food...
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Inter Milan signing Onana as a free agent and flipping him for 50 million after one season has to be the greatest fleece in football history
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>>150441248
why is he playing subutteo
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>>150440968
>*Dido's Thank You echoing in the distance*
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>>150441368
>it's just the pre-season
>it's just the Carabao Cup
You are here
>it's just the FA Cup
>it's just the League
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United should buy some good midfielders, like the McTominay dude from Serie A. 100 gorillions would probably do
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>>150440968
All around me are familiar faces
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>>150440968
WAHEY!
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>>150441356
Maguire is a solid lad, and good replacement for McTominay, just has a poor turning distance
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>>150441399
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to be fair to united, we mustn’t forget it’s been raining
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>David Artell (Grimsby manager): "Manchester United have got an unbelievable manager and they are on the right track."
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AND I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT
I LI-LI-LIKE IT, LI-LI-LI
HERE WE GO, MUGGIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD
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>>150441420
>trying to play up his win
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Support the manager CHUDS
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>>150441430
hes patting them on the head for a laugh

I guarantee hes a /mug/chad
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>>150441440
MUH CHIPS
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Flying Pig chads, we won
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>>150441420
now thats some proper banter innit
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I GOT A FEELING
TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT
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>>150441446
KEK
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>>150441451
Kino
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>>150441446
everyone bantering on yanited
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>>150441446
This is just vicious!
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>>150441394
The league will be gone long before they start the FA cup round
Also:
>Its just top 4
>its just top 6
>its just top 8
>its just top half
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>>150441420
>Getting patronised by the fucking Grimsby Town manager
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might have a celebratory wank over soogs before bed
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>>150441446
Is this edited or do they reply this everytime a big team loses?
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>>150441446
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>>150441446
the absolute state
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SOVL
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APOLOGIZE
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>>150441451
He does this shit all the time, I have no idea why he commits so early
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>>150441040
Just looked up the other adverts, shes talking about genetics and her eyes being blue, and how she has great jeans/genes

Wow, i didnt realise literal nazi propaganda was this mainstream, i literally live under a rock. Ive had enough of modernity
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>>150441490
>united never won away at grimbsy
the signs were there all along
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>>150441470
that's actually a good addition. I had to google which European Tournament United are in, and I forgot the missed Europe completely.

they're literally only in the FA Cup and the League, and the League's done for
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>>150441446
KWAB
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>>150441497
he did it over and over again it was mental
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My stream had the BBC Humberside guys calling the match, absolute kino
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>>150441490
They're lucky they got those early wins under their belt in the 1900s, before Grimsby were properly up to speed.
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>>150441446
kek
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>>150441451
Incredible
I love watching this team
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>>150441480
the amorim way
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most of Grimsby support Man U too
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Based indy exposing saboteur scamorim
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I used to work with a big Grimsby fan, hope he's enjoying his night
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>>150441188
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>>150441451
??
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>>150441234
CFR Cluj
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>>150441451
>>150441497
Howling
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to put this L into perspective
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>>150441188
FUCKING SCREAMING AT THIS PICTURE
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>>150441540
hes so fucking gay in the most homosexual way
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>>150441582
>Villa Stevenage aren't here
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mugbros this was funny at first but this downfall is reaching the point where its utterly sad and embarrassing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHpbN4Cf5oE
>it's not about the results
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Flying Pig trashed his room and broke the printer
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what did he mean with this
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>>150440689
>12-11 penalties
I missed kino of the century :(
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>>150441618
Get out of /mug/ and don't come back
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>>150441621
>a fishy on a dishy

kek based
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How the FUCK did Mouyes finish second in the league, with a squad even worse than this bunch of shitters?! That man is a legitimate miracle worker.
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>>150441621
KEK
timestamp?
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>>150441582
can you link the article you got that from?
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>>150441618
>its utterly sad and embarrassing
thats when it starts to get good

>>150441643
even ten hag got 3rd
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>>150441644
https://www.youtube.com/live/xB7e12Ab9dk?si=dhYzyVm0Gdd4sX-g&t=9295
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If you guys didn't grow up in England during the 90s you have no idea how amusing it is to see /mug/ week in week out
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>>150441618
no, I have been praying for this kind of downfall for years.

I want them relegated
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>>150441643
didn't Ole get 2nd one year and 3rd another?
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>>150441618
>utterly sad
Is this US zoomzoom speak for fucking hilarious?
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saeed melty
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>>150441670
This. Relegation /mug/ would be the crowning achievement.
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>>150441662
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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>Lukaku was the problem
>McTominay was the problem
>Ronaldo was the problem
>Rashford was the problem
>Sancho was the problem
>Garnacho was the problem
>Antony was the problem
>Jose was the problem
>Ole was the problem
>Rangnick was the problem
>Ten Hag was the problem
>Amorim just needs his players la
When does it even end?
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>>150441705
Would they take him back ?
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cackling. imagine being this lad.
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>>150441705
Carried by Gyökeres
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6cTA6_yimxQ

the king as asked
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>>150441662
That was embarrassing to watch. Like Jesus. It's fucking bad acting.
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>>150441716
I don't want him back
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All Amorims wins in PL. Just for this he should be sacked.

Everton 4 - 0
Southampton 3 - 1
Fulham 1 - 0
Ipswich 3 - 2
Leicester 3 - 0
Aston Villa 2 - 0 (Martinez red card)
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>>150441705
When did the first picture even take place, friendly against augsburg?
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>>150441717
go back
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>>150441724
Yeah, that's his thing. Can't be doing with it myself.
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>>150441717
>americans
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>>150441717
>LEAVE UNITED ALONE!
Lol
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>>150441760
no. i will proudly trawl reddit for people to laugh at after a team i dont like loses.
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>>150441749
That's incredible
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>>150441717
kek
i do feel bad for that guy to be fair, hes seen nothing but /mug/
its the ones from the 90s-2000s that deserve this
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>>150441283
i dont get it
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>>150441749
You're talking about a man losing his job here, right lets just keep that in mind yeah?

Footballs hard, you know, i know it, i feel the media especially and the fans are too quick to turn, too quick to hate, lets look to the future and see where Manchester United football club can kick on
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>>150441662
>no clueben scamorim
kek
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>>150441765
the violin was kino
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BROS, THE SHAREHOLDERS AREN'T HAPPY

FIRE A DINNER LADY QUICK
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>>150441717
Why not just watch cricket or some other "gentlemanly" gay shit?
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>>150441770
>flag
oh no no no no no
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>>150441749
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Really, really, really think the club should just be renamed to 'Banter FC' at this point.
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PENITEDDOGGIES WHY AREN'T YOU BARKING NOW ?
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>>150441778
that's what i love so much about it. united have been so shit for so long that there exist united fans who have never known joy and that in itself gives me great joy.
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>>150441792
this was the glazers plan all along
theyre gonna buy it back for pennies on the shekel when jim dies of old age in a couple years and united are relegated
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>>150441778
He's a 2022 vintage jf plastic he brought it on himself
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what is he thinking right now /mug/
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>>150441797
>grammatically incorrect Swedish
american
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>>150441814
They always win
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>>150441811
in their world, united have never been united, theyve been everton, and city have been united
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>>150441717
>not English
>bandwagon a shit team
Why
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>>150441819
Being a plastic for united in their KWAB era is actually the respectable thing to do here, he's certainly not chasing winners
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>>150441827
let's be honest lad, he's probably just a "new swede". especially if he picked united to support in 2022
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Don't you think its funny, his stocks were so high before he left and he STILL chose UTD when everyone knew it would ruin his career
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>>150441825
nigga looks like a beefeater

>>150441819
id hardly call him plastic he picked a team that has and will bring him nothing but suffering. 2022 city fans is a different matter
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>>150441558
:)
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>>150441838
lmao legendary video
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>>150441756
Champions league 4-1 win against Man City
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LADS
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>>150441840
>>150441854
he's 100% an arab or an african who picked united because all his mates are united fans. i guarantee it.
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>>150441850
No, I think he's a numale americanised zoomer. Literally everyone from "new swedes" to legacy Swedes are all about the banter when it comes to football.
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>>150441869
hes legit uniteds best striker right now
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Reminder that Liverpool, Barcelona, Bayern, Juventus and even West fucking Ham were all linked to Amorim before United - they all quickly found out he was a one trick pony fraud with high functioning autism under the slightest scrutiny.
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>heh, take a look at my shiny charizard
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I thought Seven Hag's era was already the best thing that ever happened to /mug/. But my god, nobody was prepared for this new clown.
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>>150441889
United were reportedly impressed when he pulled out his tactics board in the interview
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apologise to Dan Ashworth
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i wonder what the new manager is gonna do with all these attacking midfielders and wingbacks amorim got
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>>150441854
He's still a plastic. Fair play to him idc but moaning about people bantering United is some king Canute shit
>>150441840
Maybe he has a humiliation fetish
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>>150441869
BOSS
MY WAGES
BOSS
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>>150441666
I couldn't hate them enough.

When I was watching >us week in week out with just a few thousand others going the other kids at school were mainly united 'supporters' purely because they were winning at the time - no other reason.

Pissed me off no end when we were always on the brink of going out of business because of these casual 'fans' glory hunting or taking the piss out of supporting my local team. And that's before you get onto the antics of Fergie and that team and the constant refball.

I wish united and their fans nothing but fucking misery. They still haven't suffered enough.
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>>150441825
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>>150441893
>holographic poliwrath
im jealous
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>>150441893
kek, incredible i thought he looked like a nerd at a party sorting his mtg collection, and here it is
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a classic /mug/ moment right here, lads
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>>150441924
wtf /sp/ told me everybody supports their local team
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>>150441904
Probably had a cheeky game of subbuteo with Jim Ratcliffe at the interview desu
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>>150441893
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>>150441248
blud is playing subbuteo in the dugout
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>>150441938
who told you that?
this country is full of glory hunting cunts
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>>150441850
I've been looking at its comment history, and it could genuinely be a woman
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>>150441888
>zero goals
Their best striker is Maguire
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What was United's earliest sacking in a season?
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This is the kind of defeat you cant recover from, nobody will ever trust you again. Especially after the tactics board shit too
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>>150441948
>AI slop
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>>150441938
atleast we support teams from our actual country sheamus you guys have to get a boat to watch your teams play
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>>150441893
>lost to grimsby
>giving a meme template to the world
based based based
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>>150441971
/sp/, every day for years
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>>150441979
Has to be ten hag right?
Anyway amorim is speedrunning this shit. Record will be his soon
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>Win 0-1 against Arsenal
>Shouts of we're back
>Back to reality after today
The amount of joy this brings me is boundless
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>>150441971
this guy is just mad because people called him out once for bandwagoning celtic instead of watching an irish team
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Reminder just 2 weeks ago Gary Neville had united finishing top 4 and picked Amorim as the manager to watch
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>>150442013
Hes legit been seething about it for well over a year now

>>150442024
i mean he has been the manager to watch, but not for the reasons gary wanted. maybe they should give it to gary till the end of the season
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>>150441909
Southgate is gonna come in and they'll win a few after the refs make sure UTD dont go down then they'll spend another 200m on midtable dross just fo finish 10.
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>>150442024
Gary neville is legit less intelligent than the average fat, bald bloke down the pub, how he created a persona as a high IQ pundit is beyond me
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>>150442024
>Amorim
>manager to watch
he's not wrong
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>>150441893
kek
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At this point should they start sacking players instead of managers?
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>>150442046
because he used to use le clever stats that sky had an entire research team feeding him
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>>150441838
This guy predicted top 4 for this season
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Legendary /mug/ today. This won't be topped unless Sunderland or Sneeds sweep them this season.
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>>150442024
suicide watch maybe
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>>150441521
>Arsenal
>No Hope
Lies. These mfers keep being delusional that Arteta is going to do something. Aside the FA Cup, the only thing of Value they've done was humiliate Real Madrid over 2 legs.
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>>150442057
>implying they have the money to sack players
thats for the dinner ladies
they can try and get rid of their shit players but nobody wants them and they just replace them with worse ones
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>>150442071
grimsby=haachama
united=spider
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>>150440689
Post some soogs
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>>150442085
>thats for the dinner ladies
how many of the 450 sacked do you think were dinner ladies?
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>>150442097
i wonder if she would do a better job as manager than amorim
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>>150442111
lol guarantee no-one even faps to this bitch
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>>150441893
he was looking for his Blue Eyes White Dragon card
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>literally 2 weeks ago
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>>150442097
theyre so weak mind
star striker sesko tried to dodge taking a pen vs 4th division team
amorim hiding curled up in the dugout during the shootout
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>sesko
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we're above Villa, Brighton and West Ham in the table though. we're doing well
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>>150441248
KEK
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>>150442148
he was correct. I didn't think they'd be THIS shit. They surprised me.
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>>150442135
trying to make /mug/xodia but forgot to bring is antony card
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>>150442155
That was De Ligt who put it over the bar
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>>150442150
Be a shame if she FARTED whilst wearing that haha, that would be a nightmare haha
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Goldbridge and Howson are Amorim IN. Alice and the black guys are Amorim OUT.
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kek

https://x.com/DeGeaRIP/status/1960694423605666009
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>>150442229
Alice just wants BBC
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>>150442201
why we have a fart fetish? only happens when some type of girls
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>>150442184
they showed a close up replay after and it was sesko
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>>150442134
ive never fapped to her either. i just saved a couple of the webms from here to post during united threads as a curse

>>150442201
grim..sby
the adams family started
when uncle soogzer farted
she farted through the keyhole and paralyzed the cat
the cat was so excited
it shouted man utd
and man united shouted
the adams family
duh duh duh duh
duh duh
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>>150442184
it was Sesko

https://x.com/yashtalksfooty/status/1960808019408617790?t=CFQVM2BxB6UY5STFcOR9jA&s=19
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>>150442260
i dont know how she's so obviously fit but also so sexually unappealing
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>>150442229
howson is the one united youtuber i actually hate
hes just a cunt.
although i would miss his tears, i hope he dies in a plane crash tomorrow
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>>150442273
people 20 and under dont go outside or have sex so they dont know how to be sexy, they just copy off the internet
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>>150442273
shit hair and average face
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>>150442291
thats not true ive shagged plenty of uni students that were sexy
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>>150442273
The fact that she's put all her holes on display to any jeet who wants to see should be a massive turnoff for most rational people
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>>150442301
i mean ones that are 20 and under now, gen alpha/z
unless you mean you are currently doing that...
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>>150442324
>unless you mean you are currently doing that...
That is what I meant. My go-to pub is round the corner from a university campus and gets a lot of uni students.
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>>150441623
I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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so where do i go for the best united meltdowns?
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>>150441623
United’s open hearted surgery…
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>>150442276
Howson is a smug fat cunt.

It's like you can always feel he still believes united are superior to everybody else, despite over 10 years of evidence to the contrary. He still believes they're just in a rough patch and soon normal service will be resumed
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>>150442355
/epl/ at about half 4 in the morning
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>>150442355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgrlCAIicKU
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>>150442371
Kek
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>>150442355
see >>150441621
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Just watched the replay of the game.
It's 99% on Onana.
How did he even get to pro I'll never know.
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>>150442363
He says "We're United" 5 times a video
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Amorim OUT Rooney IN
>do it for the lols
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>>150442371
Heh true
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goodnight /mug/chads
if this one autosages overnight make another so i can see it in the morning
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>>150442363
This, he has the lingering smugness of Fergie era united

Hes incredibly unlikable
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>>150442066
Lel
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>>150441638
He lost the dressing room and they stopped playing for him. Bruno must be lockerroom cancer, this keeps happening under Captain Bruno
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>>150441332
Excellent manga
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Evening lads.

Just heard the news, I missed a legendary /mug/.
Gonna catch out on the reaction videos.
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>black goalkeepers

Why would anyone willingly fall for such a meme?
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12-11 on penalties

fucking mental
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>>150442588
united mate of mine text me "this is gonna go all night at this rate lol" seconds before mbeumo hit the bar kek
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>cunha and mbeumo missed the pen
>Sesko asked to take the 10th
and somehow they stilll look the better buy than 200m on anthony, hojund and onana
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMxEinaVTBk
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The funniest thing about this result is that United were genuinely lucky to get 2-2 and go to penalties kek
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>>150441558
>t. man who died today
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Bring him home, MUG
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/MUG/ has gotta be the most successful copy pasta thread on this board. Because United are just a gift that keeps on giving.
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>>150442703
I still think the /mug/ meme magic is fueling the United meltdown
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losing to burnley on saturday would be an amazing /mug/
can they pick themselves up by then? i sure hope not fellow /mug/ chads
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>>150442134
I have absolutely beat it a few times to her sex vids
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>>150442753
Sex vids? Wtf.

Didnt realise she did actual sex, post link
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>/mug/ - sex vids and fapping
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holy shit, I just watched the highlights.
LOL
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>>150442717
worried he might actually get sacked then
would like a draw and to keep the circus going for a little bit longer
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And you've got pieces of shit like Mark Goldbridge blaming Onana for everything and saying nothing about Amorim

If Amorim had any decency, he'll write his resignation on the way back to Manchester
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>>150442768
>Sex vids
she does videos anyway, more of the dead fish type
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How many times MU gonna fire managers before they ran out of it ??
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How can someone getting paid manager money, sit, shaking like a scared child during penalties?
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>>150442869
he did say he's officially not amorim in anymore, but not quite amorim out. i dont know how that works. but also onana was dogshit. even the shots he saved went in.
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>>150442768
She gets cum in occasionally. They aren't that good but I think she's hot.
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Support Amorim you fucking chuds, it’s not about the system. It’s the players
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Reminder that thousands of mancunians lost their jobs at the hands of sir Jim so he could fund this team.
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>>150442337
he was pushed while in the air desu
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Alright lads as per Norweganon's request I've made a separate spreadsheet specifically for Amorim's reign.

1) Post image suggestions to replace the club badge.
2) Do you like the inclusion of the per-competition percentages? Or is it too visually busy, should I leave them out and only put the total percentages per season?
3) Do you prefer the pan-Amorim spreadsheet? Or should I continue to separate them by season rather than by manager? No doubt Amorim will be sacked this season, most likely sooner rather than later. So we will get another manager whose stats to collect, albeit in the same season.
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>>150442918
Onana is shit, but that squad of players should have been 4 up in the first half against a League 2 club

Amorim in the dugout planning on a tactics board?.. It's fucking Grimsby
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OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL
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>>150443066
He did the same at McClaren, he goes in, extracts wealth and hollows out organisations. He's actually legitimately worse than the Glazers who at least pretend to care
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Kek, what an absolute assortment of shit cunts
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>>150442940
>>150442895
So does she let lads sign up, Bonnie Blue style?
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>>150442111
>she
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>>150443290
Every single one stealing a living
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>>150443290
>mount
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>>150443296
You don't understand how low effort her porn is
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Should have ended 3-2 Grimsby
Deflecting off a defender is never offside
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>>150443483
I remember when porn used to have production values
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>>150443506
as much as var is complained about decisions like that are worse
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>>150443483
https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/soogsx
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>>150443653
She puts effort into cosplay and videos with her girlfriends, she dead fishes in her actual porn
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>>150443296
It's just her twink boyfriend
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How long until the merch sales dry up in Asia? Surely they're not just the bandwagon team anymore given they've been largely fucking terrible post-Fergie.
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>>150443653
>ready for my first anal vid tomorrow???
>there's no anal vid on the site
whats the fucking point of a leak if its not leaking shit
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>>150440689
Let's goooo relegate this team so that I can be an underdog fan
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>>150443724
dont think indians are buying official merch anyway lad
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Oh god what happened to Manchester today...
>Eliminated by a team from la cuarta.
DAMN! Now I gotta play that team in FM I guess.
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>>150443731
The """"anal"""" video is a scam anyway
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>>150443724
Thank you god for not making me an Indian slave
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>>150440689
Now I’m as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this twat of a football club, but after this afternoon’s latest capitulation it’s time to wake up and smell the coffee – we’re fucked. Down. Goners. Non-league. To be honest I didn’t know how it would affect me, it’s not like it hasn’t been coming, but tonight I just feel absolutely deflated. Absolutely fucking devastated.

I can’t get away from these emotions, I just want the whole world to just fuck off and leave me alone. To help me come to terms with this whole mess, I’ve decided to compile a list of everyone and everything I want to fuck off most of all.

For starters, work can fuck off. If they think I’m going to be there on Monday morning they’ve got another thing coming. No way am I going in to spend time dealing with cunts that I can barely stand being with when I’m in a good mood, let alone this crushing feeling of anger, frustration and outright metaphorical-kicked-in-the-bollocks-ness.

Plastic League 2 fans can fuck off. I just spoke to my Grimsby Town supporting neighbour (who incidentally, has been to Blundell Park before – twice) about United’s predicament. You know what he said? “I know how you feel; it’s like when we failed to win promotion in ‘95”. NO IT FUCKING WELL IS NOT!

He no longer has a face.

The girlfriend can definitely fuck off. Her best attempt at consolation – “I don’t know why you’re bothered; you knew they were shit anyway”. Yes love, but they’re MY shit team. They’ve been MINE for pretty much as long as I’ve been able to wipe my own arse, and they’ll be MINE for as long as I’m alive (or at least, until I’m no longer able to wipe my own arse). Truth is, watching my team win does things for me that no woman can. If push comes to shove and I’m horny, I can always have a wank.
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I wonder what he's feeling right now.
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>>150440689
ETERNAL /MUG/
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>>150443787
Grimsby can fuck off. I’ve been all over the country and beyond to watch my team, but frankly I just don’t have the stomach to visit any town which makes Burnley look like fucking St. Tropez.

Dad, you can fuck off. This is your fault. Your idea. You introduced me to this shower of shit. “Come with me to Old Trafford”, you said, “Come and support the boys”. What could I do? I was fucking four, what choice did I have? Why not get me hooked on Heroin whilst you were at it? I could have gone with mum shopping for bras and knickers at British Home Stores, but no, you knew best.

Granted, I’d have probably grown up a homosexual but surely even being simultaneously buggered two guys named Seth and Quentin couldn’t hurt like this.

Seeing as we’re on the subject of homosexuality, Gok Wan can fuck off. No particular reason, I just plain don’t like the annoying, goggle-eyed cunt.

The F.A. can fuck off. Not for supplying us, week-in, week- out, with inept referee after inept referee, but for imposing sensible financial rules on all clubs in Premier League. How many clubs in this division have been into administration this season? Not one. How many points deducted? Not one. How the fuck else are we supposed to avoid relegation – footballing merit? We didn’t have to last season, so why spoil the fun now?

The World Cup can fuck off – I don’t care anymore.

My local pizza shop can fuck off. I ordered a 12” Pepperoni over an hour ago, and where the fuck is it? Are they trying to fucking fly it to me or something?

Sky Sports can fuck off. Nothing personal, but there’ll be little need for me next season with no United to be found anywhere. Ooh, Brentford versus Wolves, LIVE. I think I’ll pass...
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>>150443731
thats cause you got to buy that video from here these whores got fucking ranks nigga
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>>150441337
>pep'd by grimsby's gaffa
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>>150441446
omds
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>>150443860
The radio can fuck off. On my way home from the match, whilst driving down the M180, I caught three completely separate stations playing ‘Eternity’ by Alex Warren at the exact same fucking time. The song’s the best part of a year old, how the fuck does that happen by coincidence!?

My nan’s old lucky Buddha that used to sit in her front room can fuck off. When I was a kid I held it in my hands and wished for United to win the Champions League again. I meant the proper European competion you fat cunt, not the one occupied by Sevilla, Tottenham and for fuck’s sake, Benfica, wherever that is.

Tonight can fuck off. I’ve had enough of trying to cope with my emotions; the time has come for oblivion. I haven’t kept any booze in the house since an occasion known only as ‘That Night’ by myself and the missus, but suffice to say that the toilet duck and luminous blue mouthwash are looking like stronger propositions by the minute.

Most of all though, the last 10 years can fuck off. In that time I’ve watched my team fall from the top of European football into relegation battle. We’ve gone from one great big fuck up to the next without even coming up for air, and today is just the big, fuck off cherry on top.

One thing I’m sure of though is that we WILL be back. When it comes down to it, a football club is basically just a set of supporters, and frankly what I’ve learned in the last few years is that this one has some of the best. We’ve had to put up with some shit, haven’t we boys, but in spite of all of that the future is still bright – it’s fucking red, black and white.

United ‘til I die...
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>>150443849
Bless him, they dont have mental health services in Indonesia
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>>150441717
the type of nigga who miss-reported me slamming the ethics of ManUre as trolling
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>>150442181
SCREAMING
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>>150441717
Wheres the lie, british culture is one the venerates bullying
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>>150444013
It's not untrue but there are no British people using reddit to talk about football
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>>150443849
jesus fucking christ
what has to go wrong in a person's brain to turn them into this?
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>>150444046
Big baz sniffing lines and headbutting bouncers.

I hate England so much, and Scotlands not much better
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>>150443849
OOF
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>>150444013
football would be much less interesting without banter
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>>150443089
i don't know why you didn't get any (you)s anon, you're doing the lords work.
I kinda like the percentages, but I do agree that it makes it a little visually blurry. Maybe you could infer some lines for more visibility?
For 3) i feel like there's merit to both. it would be fun to track united and how shit they are, but it would be fun to see just how shit amorim is, and how he compares to other managers like ten hag and the newcomer
anyways, good work britbong
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>>150441012
It's so fucking over for Analrim. The fans are mad at him not being able to look at the pentalties. He's given them the ick.

Just like the otherwise and up until then perfect guy, if his girl notices him shirk from a physical confrontation, she gets the ick from him. She can never look at him the same way again. In that exact moment, it was over. She might not break up with him for several more weeks or months, but whatever excuse she manufactures than won't be the reason. Him shirking from a physical confrontation with another man on that very night was what did it. Her pussy dried up for him in that instant. He gave her the ick.

Amorim gave United fans the ick tonight.
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amorim at least aknowledges when team plays bad. ten hag would have made excuses
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>spend 200m on players the manager wants before sacking him 1 month later
>new manager comes in, says he wants different players to suit his system
>rinse and repeat
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>Eliminated by a 4th division team
Top tier /mug/ today, we're eating good

>16th at season start
We're eating good this whole season, lads!
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>>150444444
checked
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>>150444444
Checked
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>>150444444
O HEXA
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>>150444444
wasted :/
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>>150444444
checked!
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just saw they lost to a fucking 4th division team
bruh...
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grimbsy second goal scorer is a manure youth product
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>>150444459
>>150444463
>>150444472
i really hate you number checkers especially "wasted" >>150444468 posters
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>>150444535
rashy sends his regards x
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>out of CL in a group with Brujas
>ends dead last
>pre new CL's format
Anon told me a huge truth about manure; they will always finds a way.
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>>150444312
it's impossible to hide from that result

>>150444444
any more dinner ladies to sack
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>>150443089
Looks good anon, keep it as it is maybe add pts per game
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>grimsby town
Grim. The last time this team had any soul was the carabao cup win ironically
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When Amorim said the good times are coming, he meant for the rival fans. Also missed the fucking MUGGING of the season because the match is like 3AM my timezone and I have to work. Fuck.
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>>150443089

>W 24-25
Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa
>W 25-6
_

>D 24-25
Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth
>D 25-26
Fulham, Grimsby

>L 24-25
Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea
>L 25-26
Arsenal
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>>150444452
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>>150440689
Holy lmao
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>>150443089
You should add something like "knocked out of little cup by Grimsby Town", or just make 'little cup' red to show that they didn't progress after the draw.
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>>150441188
2000 hours in football manager why doesn´t it work?
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Before this gamer, United fans rang up Talksport and said that United would win the title before Arsenal. When Goldstein (a United fan) asked the caller 'Will Amorim win the title with United' the guy couldn't answer and kept going 'I don't know' (after saying Goldstein didn't back the manager). I am sure United will win the title before Arsenal but thee fact you can't go 'yes' to Amorim is the proof in the pudding, really.

Additionally, United fans were expecting a 9-0 hammering of Grimsby last night. Expecting Sesko to bag a hattrick and everything. Earlier today a United fan said Mainoo would be a start for Arsenal in their midfield (weird it's always Arsenal, innit) but he also said that Odegaard was a No.8 and that's who Mainoo should replace. Bar the assist, Mainoo did nothing all game. He cannot run to save his life. He has less energy and desire than Casemiro. They want £50m for him, minimum. This is a guy who had a negative contribution to England's attacking threat in the Euros. Negative. He actively hampered England's attacking ability in a team that already couldn't score. They keep saying they want him to sign a new contract and they can't be selling him he is so talented etc. He's 20 years old and Liverpool's wonderkid looks miles better. Dowman, a 15 year old kid who can't even go into the dressing room for Arsenal games, is miles better. Yet they want £50m for him after he got outplayed by Grimsby?
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>>150441188
>>150441585
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Surprising how many of these guys just seem to play it off like Amorim is the only problem and don't seem to think that the whole squad needs to be gutted and rebuilt.
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>gypsy town defeats Manchester United
KWABOTY OF THE DECADE
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>>150444444
Repeating digits of #fax
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>>150445335
they spend 200m every window theyre never not "rebuilding"
there are a few good players there, not really consistent top4/cl standard but should be doing a lot better than they are
the thing ive noticed with amorim is that he clearly doesnt like bruno, but instead of dropping him he puts him far back in an almost dm role where all he does is ping long balls to nowhere
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>>150445671
>>150445335
Amorim is the problem in this place. I'm not a United fan but there were three problems that I saw that United needed fixing, in this order
>Striker
>Goalkeeper
>Midfield
They needed a new No.9 because Rasmus couldn't hit a barn door. They needed a new GK because all three of their GKs are shit. They needed a new midfield because Ugarte is £60m flop, Mainoo isn't played and is shit, Casemiro is just twiddling his thumbs collecting £300k per week, Bruno shouldn't be in the 6 or 8 position and I think that's it.

Instead, what does Amorim do? He buys three No.10s
>But anon, Sesko is a No.9!
No he isn't. Watch him play for Leipzig. He played as a No.10. He is essentially Havertz. He isn't a main striker but he holds up the ball and feeds it to wingers... But Amorim doesn't play wingers, so he needs to play it to strikers... But Amorim doesn't play two strikers. So Cunha and Mbuemo are both 10's because Amorim doesn't play wingers. Then you've got Bruno who is a No.10, not a No.6 or 8. So you've got four No.10s before you add in Mount and Zirkzee, both of who are No.10s (Zirkzee, again, is like a Havertz, he isn't a natural striker). So you've got six No.10's in reality.

Yeah they CAN play in midfield or upfront but they're not designed for that. Next you've got the issue of the GK. But outside of Martinez, very few good GKs want to go to United. So we're in a situation where Amorim spent £220m on three players that don't actually fix any of their issues; which is midfield, strikers and goalkeeper. It was adding to positions that they already had players for. Yes he plays two No.10s but were you really needing to add three new No.10s? Cunha I could understand. But not Mbuemo and Sesko.

As for Baleba, he is shit. £100m is laughable. Anyway, Gyokeres was the actual No.9 they needed but he went to Arsenal. So now they have six No.10s, with one playing as No.9 and one player as No.8 and two don't play.
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>>150444586
god I wish that was my bedroom
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>>150445509
Liverpool beat them every season mate
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>>150443089
Can you add a domestic only table on the left as well? Seeing as how they aren’t in Europe this year, it skews the stats a little or at least will do
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>>150443961
It goes deeper than that because the average Indonesian doesn't believe mental illness are real at all. Like the term in here roughly mean soul sickness after all, so the mean to cure that is through exorcism unironically.
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garbage team
garbage fans
YNWA you FAGGOTS
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I can't blame Amorim, genuinely. Any premier league side should be able to put 11 players out on the pitch and rely on no formation or tactic to beat a league 2 side. This is purely on the players and the clown Onana.
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Feel bad for Yoro, that guy is actually class.
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>>150441926
Why does he do it
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We're gonna need a third /mug/
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This is their current spot on the timeline
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i forgot about the game
i'm genuinely unironically not even surprised they lost at this point. it's mad how low they've sunk.
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>>150446430
He's a gross ugly mutt with a coal hauler mother
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>>150445883
>He thinks the manager makes the signings
Lel
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>>150446694
Must feel like home watching his interviews then.
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I was here when MK Dons 4-0 Manu too, how time flies
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>>150441040
>this is considered a 10 in the US
man, a decade of DEI propaganda that's been 90% fat ugly black women really did a number on you guys.

Now a mild 6 is out there being a sex symbol, lmao
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>>150446430
Not when half your squad are mental midgets who can't perform away from home. United are underdogs whoever they play away
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>>150446430
Years ago there was a massive gap in skill and fitness. Then the fitness gap closed up and it became more obvious that it was a skill thing. Now both are minor. The endurance and stamina gap is still there but it’s mostly due to PEDs

There are nowhere near as many “good” footballers at the highest level as there was even a decade ago. Look at Mainoo. Lauded for being some sort of prodigy, yet he is regularly skinned by players who wouldn’t get a look in for a Championship bench. He’s been capped 10 times for England and he’s shit. You can use your imagination to figure out why, but once you do the rest of it becomes obvious. There are maybe 20 players in the Premier League who are noticeably good at football, the rest are just middle distance runners who can play a bit
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>>150447250
too many black athletes and not enough white footballers innit
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>>150440877
>Manure Fishnited best squaf

Lol, lmao even
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>>150441135
If you can't immediately tell that's an edit, you shouldn't be on the internet. For your own safety
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>>150440909
sby town
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>>150447678
>>150447678
>>150447678
oh go on then, one more for the road
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hahahahahahahaha
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>>150444444
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>>150444444
CHECKED for total manure failure



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