So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Sesko, we can blame SCAMorim, we can blame our setpiece coaches, we can blame our non-existing midfield, we can blame our dogshit goalkeepers, we can blame RATcliffe, we can praise GRIMsbey's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping Liverpool getting #21 for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #AmorIN or #AmorOUT? Some helpful links to numb the pain: https://www.instagram.com/rasmus.hoejlund https://jlingz.com https://x.com/indykaila https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPH_teiyRgIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEPAzHKGpIohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqBnAtMD5Akhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjplBJX8lEwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMxEinaVTBk
>>150447678we muggin baby it never stops
Lads...
>>150447727it's Grimsb-ACKK
Whats the salary difference between Manu and Grimsby?
>Gareth Southgate, who Sir Jim Radcliffe has been a long time fan of, is now the bookmakers favourite to be the next Manchester United manager
>eternal /arse/>eternal /mug/based, never leave us
>>150447796
>>150447678Did they really?
>Amorim: "The team and players spoke really loud for me today." >Interviewer: "What do you mean?" >Amorim: "You know what I'm talking about."seriously what did he mean by this?
>>150447873'fraid so
>>150447893You know what he means ;)
Manure hatwatching has never tasted so sweet
>>150447678>allowed to score offside goals>opponent's perfectly legitimate goal disallowed>opposition players not unfairly sent off>no penalty>no VAR help>4(6) minutes of fergietime>against league 2 side Grimsby Town FC>after spending 250 million in the transfer market>still loseWhat did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this ?
We'll always have the famous moral victory v Arsenal to look back on
We are over 8 years into /mug/At the end of the 16/17 season Man U finished 6th, won the Europa league and won the EFL Cup (They also won the Community Shield at the start of the year)We didn't know how good they had it
>>150447893volumes
>>150448091>The fans were leaving early, how often do you see that at Old Trafford?Why isn't this line in anymore?
>The year is 2031>You wake up from your cryogenic freeze pod>Grab your phone and check /sp/>See /mug/>'we can praise Barnet's effort'>Huh, Manure must have lost another EFL or FA cup game>Check previous /mug/s>'we can praise Accrington's effort'>'we can praise Crawley's effort'>'we can praise Leeds's effort'>'we can praise Harrogate's effort'>Oh
>>150447727Let's poop!
>>150448091I miss the Serbian poster, he was a good friend.
>>150448091FOREVER laughing at United fans for claiming this was a shit team and not good enough.The arrogance and comeuppance is so so sweet.
>>150448109this comedy show goes on the road now dont need to go old trafford anymore
>>150448181They should have let Jose do what he wanted IMO.
Annnnnnd I’m freeeeeee, freeeeee faaaaaalllllliiiing
must just be a blip because ive been assured for the last couple of months that theyve won the transfer window
Only relegation can top this
>>150448181mouyes was right>"If I tell you, for example, that I consider one of the best jobs of my career was to finish second with Man United in the Premier League, you will say, 'this guy is crazy,'" Mourinho said. "'He won 25 titles and he is saying that a second position was one of his best achievements?'">"I keep saying this because people don't know what is going on behind the scenes.>"And sometimes we, in this side of the cameras, analyse things with a different perspective."
>>150448109They had fans 8 years ago at OT.Nowadays it's basically tourists going to see a circus show
>>150448091MUG, now, then, forever.
Currently laughing at the fan cams from last night, that flying pig is getting insanely fat
Guys... my wife Alice is sad :(
>>150447893He wanted to throw the players under the bus but realised that's a bad idea to do in public and he'll get the sack so he started muttering incoherent thoughts like a retard
>>150447893The players, via thier actions, were saying "we're shit"
>>150447893that the players worked him in to get him sacked
>>150447853No Utd v Southend?No Liverpool v Northampton?
>>150447893Dressing room lostAll the overpaid divas have decided they're done with him and are just sitting back and waiting for the next poor sap to manage them (Jesse Marsch in?)
>>150448091was that post done in sincerity or already mocking?
>>150448530>he doesn't remember the legendary abu slovakiangrim
I wonder if Cunha and kinder bueno negotiated relegation clauses
Is it too soon for the JLingz player-manager arc?
>>150448596>GRIWhat the fuck is even that? Grim FC?
>>150447893actions speak louder than words
>>150448648Grimsby Town, a fourth tier side. Man U lost to them hence the eternal /mug/
>>150448530MockingHere's some 'proto-/mug/s'
>>150448596You may mock but he masterminded that comeback, though I don't know he needs a big booklet for "get it launched to Maguire"
>>150448596>I summon Onana in defense mode
>>150448530>4chan>sincerity
What part of Burnley are you from?
>>150448739Burned alley
The power of hair.
It's transplanted hair so it doesn't count
He knew
>bit of trivia: amorim has the worst win percentage of any manager in united’s history (25.93%), falling below jimmy murphy who took over as caretaker when most of the squad was killed (27.27%)
>>150448962This suggests that killing most of the squad will help
>>150448973Hope Onana is safe..
>>150448705>summoning the worst gk in defenseonana is a tribute card you sacrifice in your first two turns
>>150448510a mate of mine wants xavi i think he has been sniffing paint
>>150447727where was he last night?
>>150447678>thread 3Kek I'm loving this timeline
>>150448962>>150448973It's time to unleash Saeed. Inshallah my brother.
>>150447841It's Ratcliffe. Their owner is a rat and their captain is a rat.
>>150447678>Points are dropping, all around me>ABUs laughing, having fun>Tis the season, of dinner lady sackings>Merry /mug/mas everyone
https://x.com/D_DeGea/status/1960744438222704831What?
>>150449182>The gay>Also a nonceSad
>>150449182de gea is lovede gea is life
Of all the managers they've had Amorim seems to hate the players his squad the most.
>Muh manager>Muh playersImagine supporting any club that isn't owned by the supporters.
>>150448091For me, it's Bulgarianon and his JLingz diary entries. Forever monumental. .
>>150449182It's easy to forget United customers forced De Gea out of the club
Would four consecutive /mug/s be a record?
>>150449321The board asked him if he would take a reduced salary to stay and he said yes and they said "Okay, well you're still leaving" kek and now they have banana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=303gLa6Cju8Wonder how she reacted to yesterday
>grimsby population: 86,138>old trafford capacity: 74,197
>>150449332FOUR /mug/s Jeremy?
Hilarious watching this guy have a meltdown over this
>>150449332I had them on 2 points out of the first 5 games now I'm not sure they'll even get that
>>150449449>over thisHaving meltdowns is his business
>>150449507He is now the most popular Bundesliga platform
Is this the beginning of the eternal /mug/?
>>150449419>grimsby squad value: 3.1m pounds>manure squad value: 769m pounds>captcha
>>150449449Wonder how many gs he made last night having a "meltdown"
>>150447893the players he just bought don't want to play for him
>>150449419most of that town probably supports man united too ironically even the grimsby keeper was a man u fan kek
>>150449182>animes
You fags will ruin a generational striker for our national team. You get to buy a new one next season to shit on while we're left picking up the pieces.At least Vipotnik scored one for Sawnsea.
>>150450486Swansea*
>>150450486He should've joined Newcastle to establish himself first, the United shirt is too heavy for him right now.
>>150450486It's over slovenia bro
>>150449449basedjak this asap
>>150447841BRING HIM HOME. I personally prefer Rooney, for the lawls
>>150447893Bruno turned the dressing room against another manager
Why did they replace him with Onana He loved the club so much
>>150450618>muh keeper needs to play out the back and be good with their feetAs Donarumma leads his team to the Champion's League finals
>>150450486Talkshite's been laying into him all day
>>150450639>DonnarummaYeah you might want to see how PSG is thanking him for that
>>150450648Why did the star striker go 10th in penalties tho
>>150450522Can't really say that after 2 games but you might be right overall.
>>150450661PSG will be cursed for dumping Donnaruma just like Wankchester Poonited are now cursed for ditching de Gaea
>>150450648They're not wrong t b h
>>150448962Onana lost 25% of those games by himself
kek
>>150447727this guy is an arsenal fan now
>>150448973Amorim begs to differ
Seriously though how is Onana still at this club
>“Today we proved that we can beat every team in the Premier League!”>Amorim after 1:0 loss at home
how is our boyo doing? heard he scored a penalty in that crucial moment
>>150450751Black magic
>>150450847Dont ask.
Pathetic club. All their boasting fans constantly talking shit about others have now gone silent. Fucking losers.
>>150450751He's black, firing him would be a hate crime and Starmer would order an inquiry. Red Devils are stuck with Onana until he decides he wants to leave.
>>150448691based
>>150450486I know that feel bro....
>>150450486Then make better transfer decisions. Going to a barely functioning team like United isnt a big brain move.
>>150450343wouldnt they support their local club?
>>150450618Brits have always secretly recented Latinx men.
>>150448388Who the fuck is Alice?
>>150450618He still loves them and calls it his home. Ten Hag done him very wrong.
This season will be fun as fuck if Man U keep playing like this!
>>150450486Seskoffender knew what he was getting into
updoooootedSo what do we think of the new format lads? Changes made>focusing on per-manager across seasons rather than per-season across managers>added WDL %s of all competitions not just overall>indicated eliminations for cup competitions and at whose hands>added points and points/game for the leagueDo like this format? Or is it too complicated, too much information which if you really wanted to know you could figure out from a simple calculation of your own from more basic statistics provided?
For contrast, here's the one for last season. Focusing on the season across managers. And none of the new stats included here.
And here's the one for the season before that.Nice and simple.One season, one manager.No advanced stats just the basics.
>>150450897We need to stay on their neck. Consolidate all other generals into /mug/ until the last manure customer kills him or her self.
we are going to fucking die
Analrim>W 24-25Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa>W 25-6.>D 24-25Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth>D 25-26Fulham, Grimsby>L 24-25Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea>L 25-26Arsenal
It's so fucking over for Analrim. The fans are mad at him not being able to look at the pentalties. He's given them the ick.Just like the otherwise and up until then perfect guy, if his girl notices him shirk from a physical confrontation with another man, she gets the ick from him. She can never look at him the same way again. In that exact moment, it was over. She might not break up with him for several more weeks or months, but whatever excuse she manufactures then won't be the real reason. Him shirking from a physical confrontation with another man on that very night was what did it. Her pussy dried up for him in that instant. He gave her the ick.Amorim gave United fans the ick tonight. The relationship is irreparable.
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players>players are shit and make the team worse>owners sack him and bring in a new manager>new manager makes the team even worse>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work>...>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players >players are shit and make the team worse>owners sack him and bring in a new manager>new manager makes the team even worse>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work>...>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players >players are shit and make the team worse>owners sack him and bring in a new manager>new manager makes the team even worse>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work>...>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players >players are shit and make the team worse>owners sack him and bring in a new manager>new manager makes the team even worse>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work>...
witness>>150444444
>>150448705>But his defense points are so low! What is he thinking? He must be planning something big or why would he be summon such a useless monster at a time like this!
Bruno said no to millions of desert money just to choke in some fishing village.
I got a feeling
We are now focussed on winning the PL.
All memes aside, I don't think Amorim, or rather the manager in general, is the problem here. The crisis is systemic and affects the whole club. Sacking Amorim now (again, memes aside) would only pertain the problems the club is facing.That being said, we'd be well past Moyes' 6 years now and maybe, just maybe, the situation would not be so dire right this moment. The owners were too hasty back then and continue to be so now as well.Then again, what do I know.>>150447893If it was Ekstraklasa, I'd say the players played to sack the manager (again), but surely, something like this can simply not happen on the level of the Premiere League, can it now?
>>150448091>2017TAKE ME HOMETO THE TIMES I BELOOOONGPRE-COV*D INTERNETMOUNTAIN MAMATAKE ME HOMECOUNTRY ROAD
>>150448530abu slovak hated pogba so much
We did it, /mug/bros. We FUCKING did it.
>>150450486I am so happy Gyökeres went to Arsenal instead of yanited.
>>150448181Kek this team IS shit tho Matic and Valencia are the only ones I rate
21 hours later, still laffin tbqh
You may laugh but now it's been allmost 2 years of UTD having relegation form on the league, Ten hag win rate on his last 20 league matches at utd was 30%, which is still better than amorim 23% but would still get you relegated. Somehow the only decent matches they have played in the past 2 year on the league were under Ruud which failed miserable at leicester
Ruben Amorim to hold showdown talks with Man United bosses after he said: 'Something has to change - and it won't be 22 players'The frustrated 40-year-old described it as ‘the limit’ and indicated that he will speak to his employers during the two-week international break that follows United’s clash with Burnley at Old Trafford on Saturday.
>>150451285Looks good
>>150454110what happened yesterday was biblical
>>150453520Imagine the money you would have made if all your bets were real
someone shoop the headline on this to grimsby beating manure please
They've been shit for 12 (twelve) years. It keeps getting weirder and more and more wank. When will it stop being funny? I think the fun must end at some point. But it doesn't.
Ole got sacked, the wheels are in motion.
Besiktas just sacked Ole, lel
things are happening as we speak
Ole at the wheel is unironically kino https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N05F61bEvLU
>>150456422Bring back Ole. My Norwegian grandma looks exactly like him
>>150451357Why don't you support a greek club, Stavros?
FUCK please dont bring back oleJust stick with amorim until december and bring in rooney afterwards.Ole might actually bring utd back and the man utd i hated the most was the one that wasn't good or bad. Exactly the type of team that ole had.Its so boring when a team has a """bad""" season when in reality they just finish 6th. Utd finishing 15th was utterly kino and the only thing that can top it is relegation.
They just played exceedingly shit, why is the united fanbase so reactionary? Rival fans defo masquerade as united fans just to cause seethe and meltdowns. Just wait until the end of the season, this isn't 2013, united are in transition and a banter era
>>150453232>If it was Ekstraklasa, I'd say the players played to sack the manager (again), but surely, something like this can simply not happen on the level of the Premiere League, can it nowBruno the captain is always at the heart of doing this
>>150450486nobody who hides away as the 10th penalty taker vs Grimsby will ever amount to anything
>Kobbie Mainoo informs Manchester United of desire to leave on loan
kek>>>/wsg/5960349https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756421264110884.mp4
have another>>>/wsg/5960354https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756421666580982.mp4
>>150454764Oh, but they are.
>>150459246>put in 5 bucks on grimsby to win with draw no bet @13.00>put in another 5 bucks on man utd not scoring in the first half @3.15Feels good man, made about 13 bucks in total.
>>150459336Fair fucks, man. I'm sure that bought you an absolute feast of gambas from the Dark Webalso>he's here
>>150459420Nigga its not me, im the chileanon from the /bet/ thread who spends the bet money on touhou foot fetish hentai commissions
>>150449182Boku no Pico
just how MASSIVE are the reinforcements going to have to be?
>>150449182Samurai Flamenco.
ole at the wheel was still the funniest era of /mug/. those webms of car crashes with ole shopped into the driver seat etc. other teams singing the ole song when they beat utd >>150459420whats a gamba?
>>150458463English media was calling him their savior in 2024. It's Jack Wilshere and Theo Walcott all over again. KWAB
>>150456661>>150456422
>>150449507and business is good
Mourinho sacked as well.
>>150464135the dick sucking on spee of this little blob was disgusting
>>150448973Just buying the Grimsby squad for £50 and a case of lager would be an improvement
>>150464602Mou to United 2
KEK MOU AND OLE BOTH LEAVE TURKEY RIGHT AS AMORIM IS ABOUT TO QUITYOU JUST KNOW THEY BOTH WANT ANOTHER SHOT
>>150464200Remember Rio leaked to the press last year that TNT were struggling to get him to agree to a new deal.in the hope of public pressure forcing them to give him a pay rise, and then everybody just said I hope he leaves kek
Blessed mug
They’re going to get relegated aren’t they
>>150457863>>150450486i bet his greedy agent was involved in that major fuckup. dumb kid really couldn't see that no player got better at united in 10 years or he tried to be captain save a hoe. Newcastle was the obvious choice.
>>150464602Mouback
>>150458451The claim was he had cramps.
>>150464908No lol. Spurs lost 22 (TWENTY TWO) times in the league last year. They finished 13pts clear of relegation. Lestah, who finished 18th, had 25pts. There is no way United finish with that kind of result. Ignoring the refball United get (just go watch the 1 metre offside that got ignored and wasn't VAR'd in the cup last year versus Lestah) or that season they got a penalty AFTER the final whistle had gone to turn a draw into a win (iirc) or that season they got a record amount of penalties (like 22 or some shit) etc. The FA, PL and PGMOL won't let it happen. Go watch the Fulham game. Get a penalty while they're fouling Fulham players, get a goal while fouling Fulham players. They won't be allowed to be relegated because backhanders disappear. They would literally need to be so bad that even refball won't save them. Which is impossible, sorry.
>>150451123My wife.
glory glory man unitedas the reds go marching down down down
>>150448382The issue is he buys crap to purposefully smash now after his OG smashing made him have a sub boost. He also goes OTT. Sahsneed is also way fatter than he used to be too.
>>150465394NTA but,United got major refball against both Fulham and Grimsby and still flopped. PGMOL may indeed try to bail them out but you can only lead a donkey to water, you can't make it drink. Also, the promoted teams this year are stronger than those from last year.Sunderland and Burnley have an excellent shot at staying up and Leeds don't look THAT bad. The problem is the shiteness of current Wolves and West Ham.
>>150465719Yeah but I can't see it happening. I can't see by GW25 that United have sub 20pts and can't beat shit that is knackered by then. Hell I don't even see 'good' teams doing well this season. Arsenal already fucked by injuries (three players out for 2 months). Palmer is injured as well. I can see other players being injured for England. So I just don't think the league is strong enough for United to be battered down on top of refball. I mean I want it, the cope from last season is>He didn't get a preason>It wasn't his teamand the cope now is>It's the same team plus three (they forget he bought Dorgu in Jan)
>>150455647Losing to Grimsby feels like a peak... but as in the past /MUG/ seemingly has no peak - it's just endless plateaus that go higher and higherRelegation could potentially be peak /MUG/ but then you have relegation to League One etc
>>150466104Losing to Grimsby on the first round of a Mickey Mouse Cup is not hitting bottom, it's bursting through the bottom and being in freefall through the abyss
>>150452354Has anybody done one where he's looking at job applications or something?
>>150452095Bruno has been cancer to this team.>BUT HE'S BEEN OUR ONLY GOOD PLAYERA "good" player in a fucking abysmal side means NOTHING. MEANS FUCKALL. He is a cancer and would not even warm the bench on any other PL side or even a Serie A side. He's a Lel Liga meme shitter. ENOUGH WITH THIS FUCK.
>>150466405not true. just because he's a ratfaced whiner doesn't mean he's a bad player. you have one of his kind in almost every good or bad football team.
>>150466577But he is a bad player. It's been 5 YEARS of this cunt misplacing passes, overextending himself, crossing the ball into the heavens thinking he has prime Wazza on the wings. Him wearing the captain's armband despite having the skill and mentality of a Fergie waterboy is beyond fucking infuriating.
>>150448705underrated
>>150448705BA-BAKANA
Relegated United is my dream.
>>150448705>>150466618>>150451656>>150448991Those are Pokemon cards, not Yugioh. There is no 'defence mode' for Pokemon. Learn your games, retards.
Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim on his comments about his players after the Grimsby:>"I know when I speak I try to be honest and every time that we have one defeat like that [v Grimsby] I am going to say sometimes I hate my players, sometimes I love my players. This is my way of doing things."
>>150466700Based game knowerPic unrelated just like foxglove
>>150466870Oh fuck I posted it in defense mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jQPSi-1OKQGGmu we are so back #15th #amorIN #mouMAYBE #PogbACK
>>150466904his smile and optimism restored :)
>>150466881kek
Fener just fired Mou. The pieces are in place for the kino of the century. The Special One is about to put the fear of god in to this spoiled team of gutless zoomers.
>>150466577>>150466591Bruno is also the one who leads the locker room revolts to oust the managers
>Amorim said his comments after Grimsby came due to his personality and that he isn't going to change after next defeats: "Sometimes I want to quit, sometimes I want to be here for 20 years, sometimes I love to be with my players, sometimes I don't want to be with them."Sounds like borderline personality disorder to me
>the brand new STRIKER took the 10th penalty Bro should have been punching kids to get to the first penalty lmao holy weakmind.
Is this event already /mugoty/? It's up there with the 7-0, København, and Europa league final imo. Genuinely, the only /mug/ i see topping this is relegation.
>>150467939seskhorst just needs more time to adjust...
Place your bets on when Amorim's gone
>>150468579>They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>>150447678WE ETERNAL NOW
>>150466646I really want to see this in my lifetime fucking God please
>>150468771November, when they are still near the bottom of the table after these games.
>>150468771Sunday afternoon.
>>150468133Which EL final, the Villarreal one or the Tottenham one?
>>150468889Jesus Christ they could genuinely be bottom at Christmas on under 10 points
how many tomorrow?
>>150466700Its almost like amorim doesnt know what hes doingAlso can you even summon things in defense mode? you have to set them right?
Verse: ]I USED TO RULE THE WORLDREFS WOULD RIG WHEN I GAVE THE WORDNOW IN THE DUGOUT I SIT ALONERIGGING GAMES OF SUBBUTEO[Verse: ]I USED TO ROLL AND DIVESEE THE PEN IN THE REFEREE'S EYESCHEERING AS THE SCOUSE WOULD SEETHE"NOW KING KENNY IS DEAD, WE HATE ROY KEANE"ONE MINUTE IT WAS CHAMPIONS LEAGUETHEN LOSING PENS IN THE RAIN AT GRIMSBYAND I DISCOVERED THAT MY PLASTIC FANSWERE FULL KIT WANKERS TO A MAN[Chorus: ]I HEAR THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THEME RINGINFUCK ME WHY ARE THE SPUDS YIDS SINGINBRUNO MISSES A CRUCIAL DEAD BALLCUNHA MBUENO THEY GAVE ME FUCK ALLTHE TEAM SPOKE REALLY LOUDLY TODAYFERGIE WAS GONE AND THERE WAS NEVERNEVER A SINGLE DOUBTTHAT /MUG/ WAS AMOROUT
/mug/bros we run /sp/ now...
>>150469967yes, but only if you're playing by the rulesthe lion does not concern himself with master ruleThe lion plays by playground rules
>>150468889>only 2 of these matches are even winnable/mug/bros we are eternal
>>150471270If they don't take 3 points tomorrow they are unironically dead.
>>150471337They're going to win 1-0 and act like they're won the CL.
>>150471337they'll park the bus and get a 0-0 semen slurper, bottom of the table come october when they're still on 2 points
>3rd /MUG/ threadfeels better than sex
>>150468771Liverpool game
how many /MUG/s
We are literally only about 18 hours from ANOTHER generational, historic /mug/gingGod it feels so good
>>150471499the eternal /mug/ must continue
>>150468889Nah, ive seen this before.United win against burnley (amorim does well against bus parking teams) city (amorim always buckbreaks pep) brentford and a point against liverpool and chelsea. Watch.
Say, how would you rank each /mug/ from the last 3 years?For me, my most fondly remembered one was that first 0-3 to bournememe at old trafford (and it happened again a year later kek)
>>150471858Cuckold Trafford
Muggin' out, muggin' out, muggin' out, were muggin' outMuggin' out, muggin' out, muggin' out, were muggin' outMuggin' out, muggin' out, muggin' out, were muggin' outMuggin' out, muggin' out, muggin' out, were muggin' out
>>150471889There's been so manyBrighton at OT the other year when welbeck scored Yes, the bournmeme gamesCopenhagen away Bayern Manchester with the krauts bantering them in English7-0Losing a final to spuds
And I like it I like it I like it I like it I like like like it like like like it Here we gooooooooooio/mug/gin all over the woooooorld
If united actually get relegated, should /mug/ get pinned? With "komm süsser tod" playing in the background
BABY/MUG/ REALLY HURTS WITHOUT YOU
>>150472063If Man U get relegated and Leeds stay up I will literally drink so much in the celebration that I will die
>>150472063The FA simply will not allow Manchester United to get relegated. Simple as.
>>150464125>whats a gamba?It's the Spanish word for shrimp, you fucking pleb.>Northern Europeans in charge of seafood
>>150472892Even refball can’t save Manchester United this season. See Grimsbys disallowed goal to make it 3-0 and then the fact they still won on penalties
Looks like all you need to bear shartnited is to mog their midfield.Can burnley do that? Is 4-4-2 effective against amorim?
>>150471551This run will be generational
>[Bild] There is no grace period for ten Hag despite the upheaval - with a loss tomorrow, his job will be in jeopardy. The club thinks the squad is strong enough to compete at the top of the BL - it's up to EtH to form a winning team with a clear gameplan.No way Mou, Ten Hag, and Ole get sacked on the same week
UH-OH
https://files dot catbox dot moe/pjkoc9.mp4And I spam it, I spam it, I spam it, I spam itI spa-spa-spam it, spa-spa-spaHere we gooooo, /mug/gin' all over the board
>>150448739I wouldn't wish being from Burnley on anyone
>>150473013Gamba is skunk. Shrimp is Camarão
>have a glaring goalkeeper problem >prioritize only strikers
>>150480998>glaring goalkeeper problemplay heaton. boom, problem solved
>>150480998You don't win games by keeping zero, you win by scoring goals :^)
>>150481040They haven’t scored against an 11-man prem team since like march
>>150479690Kek
IM MUGGING OUTI WANT THE /SP/ TO KNOWI GOT TO LET IT SHOWIM MUGGING OUTI WANT THE /SP/ TO KNOWI GOT TO LET IT SHOW
>>150447893switch "for" for "of" and it makes sense, basically he's saying he's aware ppl have been chatting shit
talkSPORT glazing Amorim and Man U, yeah it's /mug/ time
mug my life into pieces
>>150484092it begins
We are here again
>two man midfield >one of them is bruno Bro should be as far away from defensive responsibility as possible. I dont know what Amorim is thinking honestly. In this game i will only watch Bruno when United is out of possession just for the giggles.
MUG lads I don't feel so good. United are putting in effort and generating lots of scoring chances. I don't see them losing this one unless they really fuck things up.
>>150484734Why not Mainoo in midfield and Fernandes higher up? Why does Amorim hate Mainoo exactly?
>>150485467He knows mainoo has zero discipline and will leave them wide open.
It's over...Amorim will win a billion trophies
THE BASHERS OF BIIIIEUNLEHHHHH
LMAOOOOOOOO
I made the bet that Burnley will win, so PLS one more.
how MASSIVE of need of reinforcements are we at rn?
inb4 Sesko winner
I CANT WIN
kino
NOT LIKE THIS
FUCK!
lol fergie time frauds
>90+7 B. Fernandes (P)
>>150486321>>150486321>>150486321
Based (p) man
Burnley were robbed
THAT'S MY CAPTAINTHAT'S MY CAPTAINTHAT'S MY CAPTAIN
OHNONNONONO
THE ANCIENT MOORISH MEGASTRUCTURE OF MANCHESTERAPOLOGIZE
>Things have gotten so bad that Fernandes is in tears on his knees thanking god for scoring a pen
>b. fernando (p)
get your votes inhttps://strawpoll.com/wAg3QO92oy8
DEPRIVING ME OF A /MUG/? ON A SATURDAY EVENING? FUCK YOU BURNLEY, I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!
>+5>97 - B.fernandes (p)Everytime
>/mug/ denied>amorim keeps his job thus setting up even more /mug/s
>Bruno (P)Classic, the foul looked like it was outside of the penalty area but whatever. Monumental victory against promoted Burnley.
>>150447678>OPKWABOTY
>>150447678Still can't believe manure have the audacity to cry about referees after having opponent's perfectly legitimate goals disallowed for offside and getting dodgy pens in extra time that shouldn't even have been that many minutes
REFBALL UNITED
amorIN
Knew there was a reason I hated this scummy club.
Why are you surprised?
>>150447678cunt
>>150451072>De Gea>LatinxPic related is you
>>150488336never surprised always rooting for the mentally broken utd manager to keep his job for the kino interviews
>>150488336this was actually criminal
>>150488336damn does the premier league refs also steal for the bigger clubs? just like our league?oh w8 nvm, >man utd >big
>>150451072>Latinx
>>150488242It was given because it continued on inside the area, which is what the rules say should happen
>>150488247That's the Man utd way, if they combined it with actually being good (like in the fergie era) they'd have another 13 titles in nowhere and the scouse would be seething
This team feels like 2017 Steelers. Full of talented divas, coach that lost the locker room, don't work together great, play down to opponents, going struggle against good teams, and get bailed out to avoid catastrophe.
>W 24-25Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa>W 25-6Burnley>D 24-25Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth>D 25-26Fulham, Grimsby>L 24-25Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea>L 25-26Arsenal
Wtf mug bros.... not like this...
>>150490300This has been going on since 2017 mate
>>150490300yeah top analysis mate noone watches that shit
>>150491316Euros why are we so small?>2024 super bowl 124 domestic + 62 million international >2024 ucl final 145 million
>>150492066women watch the superbowl for the halftime showmassively inflated viewership
>/mug/rophone check one two, what is this? The five foot butcher with the snapped leg business
>>150492066Super Bowl was on in early February on a Sunday so people were inside and looking for something to watch on TV CL Final was on in Late May when weather was temperate and people were out and about doing things on a Saturday night. Ratings are also shakier when it comes to bar viewership, which is gonna be higher for an event on a Saturday than on a Sunday when people have work and many places still have blue laws, so there's more home viewership of the Super Bowl proportionally.
>>150492066The superbowl is gay and NFL is more openly rigged than UEFA could dream of.
>>150488276Is this how it feels to score a goal against burnleh?
>>150447678Antony is staying, this meme is so over
Please for the love of god anyone just injure bruno. Just go in with a brexit-tier two-leg knee snapper. PLEASE. JUST INJURE BRUNO AND MAN UNITED WILL COLLAPSE STRAIGHT INTO THE CHAMPIONSHIP. HES THEIR ONLY GOOD PLAYER SOMEONE DO IT PLEASE FUCK
>>150501666honestly there isnt even a need for that, all we need is for them to sell him to saudi>hurr durr but then theyd earn 100m plus save 300k per weekwhen was the last time they spent money wisely? they'll just waste it on garbage players anyway lol, no danger of any improvement using that money
>>150480864>
>>150501666>HES THEIR ONLY GOOD PLAYERabus are so fucking dumb it's actually unbelievable
>>150504063wow even United customers don’t rate bruno any more. Guess you did sign another few penalty takers this summer
>>150492066>i am le heckin big chonky boigood for you
>>150448388she has nice legs
>city's defense is dogshit>amorim already knows how to counter pepIts over. United will grab the 3 points at the etihad. Atleast we can look forward to sunderland blasting them 3-0 at old trafford
>>150448143>2031That's going to be next season lad
>>150448596>GRIMUNVery true, this was a grim 'un
>>150517783
>>150448973>>150448982An urn with Onana's ashes would probably stop more shots than the living man>>150450751He has the Epstein list and the Glazers are on it
>>150490300steelers atleast have a decent coachthis is like the steelers with urban meyer in charge
>donarumma on the way to Manchesteryes yes YES!! the ineos era is COOKING
>>150533741but which side is he on?!
Leverkusen sacked Ten Haram, can't make this shit up.
>mou, ole and ten hag sacked on the same weekend
