La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 7Andorra la Vella - Cerler. Huesca La Magia188kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlistGC after stage 6:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-6-gcRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-7/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV211:45 CETPrevious thread:>>150422093
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Tour de l'Avenir (2.Ncup)Stage 6b (ITT) (Final)Montvalezan - La Rosière10.3kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/startlistGC after stage 5:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/stage-5-gcRoadbook:https://heyzine.com/flip-book/2f3574ac87.htmlLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/stage-6b/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO15:00 CET
MADOUAS will win bretagne
>>150453819yes well
>Leave Seixas to me
>>150453783Marco Schrettl will win this one
>>150453869Behold! The world's tallest midget.
I saw Mads Pedersen in a Lidl in Holbæk a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Lidl pasteries in his hands without paying.The Lidl cashier at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the pasteries and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pastery and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning and saying "I have an employee discount" really loudly.
>>150455010>I have an employee discountLost it
>>150453746>>150450950JANNIES ARE BIG MADTHAT VINOS BOYS ARE BACK
What the heck happend today. I was at work, unable to follow anything. Would somebody be as kind as to tldr todays stage?
>>150455111where where you when ayuso is kili was at work today when phone ring"ayuso is die""no"apologies for poor kurwa
>>150455190>ayuso>+12minwhat the FRICK
>>150455190Watching mediterranean people just give up on life when a single droplet of rain hits their forehead is just magical
>>150455308Speaking of riders who give up on life at the first sign of rain, imagine if the 1998 tour was as hot as every year is now
>>150455546And that's the flip side, mediterraneans turn to cotton candy when it rains and northern europeans suffer in the heat
>>150455747this is why the burger is the superior race. interbreeding creates optimized adaptations
>>150455747That's not what I was referring to, Ulle loved the heat and lost the 1998 tour in the rain. >>150455772My dude, you need AC blasting in every building no matter what to survive and mild rain at 23°C is perceived as bad weather by many burgers
>>150455802I'm fairly sure 90% of our riders hate the heat. Jonas can probably tolerate it, probably lunatics like Rolf and maybe Rasmussen actually liked it. Rest hates it. It's a throw away line every single year in interviews "It was hot today" kek
This nigga lookin' zesty, this nigga lookin' moist, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>150455849Exactly. Now compare that to Ullrich complaining about the cold unless it was 30° dry heat, and I'd like to have seen him in current day conditions. The only good ride he ever pulled in the rain was the 2003 time trial, and he still crashed in it.
>>150455802no that is just our population being morbidly obese on average. it is 75F right now and i feel nothing fully clothed. skill issue really
>>150455546Ulle didn't give up on that Galibier stage. He just bonked. I've never seen a cyclist suffer that much. His face was absolutely bloated.
>>150456057I think he is more of this kind:https://youtu.be/hmqyc1VVw4M?si=wzshA9vQF122hsr8
>>150455300And he was laughing and joking when he crossed the line. The man is doing everything to get fired
i think im gonna grow a mullet for next year, how cool would that be
>>150456143Agreed, maybe his hatred for rain was a mix of not wanting to crash and trauma from the Galibier.
>>150456200unaero
>>150456970take it up with captain america, son
>>150456057what's with the mustaches all these guys seem to be rockin latelyjorgensen lookin like a '80s pornstar with his fuzz
Hello Bertjekes, I went straight from home to the office to happy hour to a date to home alone and I just now realized that I am still first in velodrama on account of picking Træen. Gope you all are having just as miserable a time as me, life's barely worth livin'
>>150456200I'm doing the same currently only difference is I got no hair on 80% of my head
>>150462990the skullet
>>150457506Very trendy in the climbing hipster community. I think the goal is to make an ugly face just goofy
today we get the full stage
good morning berts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNPrkc2DKN4
>>150453746___^________________^____/__\_____^____^___/____/____\___/__\__/__\_/____= ME WATCHY
Jarno won again
>>150464915doesn't look good, Seixas bros
>>150464940sexyass was sick previous weeks, his preparations wasn't ideal
Cereal Desal from Wagner to Quickstep
nailed the rape face in this one
>>150464958Thought it was Wagner the mercenary group at first. Disappointed it isn't.
>>150464940he wins the tt anyway so whatever but pretty fraudalent from him
>>150465083it's a mountain ITT. Widar has a good chance too
>>1504650896% isn't high enough for a manlet like him
>>150464966I hate AI slops like you wouldn't believe
>>150454411for a moment i thought it was mbop cycling>>150464966>bind torture kill face
>You shouldn't be greedy, says Vingegaard>So Jonas Vingegaard has stopped by our microphone and shared his thoughts on today's stage.>It's a bit of a special last climb. It comes a lot in steps - three parts, where the first two seem to be harder than the last part. So it will be exciting to see what all the other teams will do. We will probably hold back a bit again today. We will also see how the others do, says Vingegaard to TV 2 Sport>So it won't be a day where you have to lead through for the stage win?>We will save our strength, and as I said at the start of the Vuelta, we will choose our days and matches, because there are an incredible number of days that end uphill that you could potentially win, but you shouldn't be greedy and destroy the team just to win. The most important thing is to have the jersey in Madrid.what the fucksame cope talk as yesterdayyou can literally not be a wheelsucker today when its the hardest stage of the Vuelta
>>150464958AI Tibo Pino looking 30 year old riding for a development team.
>danish commentator Bay just got off a call from Jesper Mørkøv that what Jonas said to TV2 is correct that Visma and Jonas today will ride defensive today because the last climb is not hard enoughbro what the fucksurely they must be gaslighting us
great little trick this. you just ask AI to summarize Axelgaard's palaverous essays
>>150465319>Stage is not hard enoughNew cope just droppped. And it's even more smug than "Race is still young"
It's hard enough since the 5.9% average includes substantial downhillSurely they are not that retarded and are just plain lying
What does he do?
>>150465319why the fuck do they continue to bore everyone to death? Pog isn't there anymore
>>150465372thisits like Jesper Mørkøv does not know about Vuelta fake news climbs with secret rampas
>>150465372that doesn't look hard at all4k 8% then a full km recoverythen a short steep bit then another full km recoverythen the finish isn't steep
>>150465385it's not angliru for sure but it's enough to ship time
>>150465396yeah if you're Ayuso. not worth burning matches
Today almeida wins
Maybe other teams should bring the fight to Jonas instead just a thought
maybe Jonas is sick
>Their son Hugo Tommy was born on September 3 last year.pls understand all the matches are being saved for Sep 3
>>150465464so the Bilbao stage
>>150465464>Hugo Tommydumbest name ive ever heard
>>150465475Alto de Pike 2km 9%watts like you've never seen before
>>150465481is Tommy not just his middle name?
>>150465319>Can't attack because stage isn't hard enough>Cant attack because stage is too hardWhat the fuck do these idiots want? Are they all Goldilocks or some shit?
so Decomble might actually win eh?
>>150465510
>>150465582heh...
It's just too easy tow in if Pog is not there, so I'm just not going to do it.
is that Ayuso trying to go in the breakaway?
DNS Rodriguez
fucking brutal start this with such a long climb holy shit
>Visma already workinglel
if Achooso will blow up, it would be even more pathetic
Træen kinda being stupid right now
Grupetto forms at 160km to go lol
Visma not allowing Vine in the breakaway
why even chase him he’s alone you can get to him in the valley
>>150453746wtf is uae doing, at this pace, almeida will be alone in the last 100km
Another day with 2 uae riders in the break and none of the visma
>>150465883the great betrayal tactics
brutal day incoming
>>150465464>Hugo Tommy VingegaardPffft HAHAHAHA
>>150466065Hugo Tommy Vengegaard Hansen
Hgooh Tmy Vingegoh Hnsen
what Mads doing
>>150466065the fuck tommy gonna do?
>>150466124He's beginning to believe.
>washed Wahlscheid for 3 fucking years to Lidlinsane who makes such retarded transfers
Will Trines husband attack today?
>>150466457longer contract in exchange for lower wage, I assume
>>150466607Denmark sandwiched by Portugal
>>150466607ready to reenact Wout's couch scene
>>150466607Some grim hairlines in the back
Remco is being sent to Britain as a punishment
>>150466664and a terrorist
lmao
>carbon seat posts
Come on Jonas, we talked about the "waving"
how
Mechanical failures like that one should be a penalty point
Jonas' suporters
>>150466933You spelled 'trolls' wrong
>PCS flag
>>150466967Spanish ASO seething
>>150466975it's just ASO. they organize Vuelta as well
oh no, he's going for a mustache
Another breakaway stage win?Lidl or Pissma not interested?
>>150467055100% someone in his family is a inbred morroccan
>>150467055
>>150467071i honestly dont knowVisma should full send it so Jonas can gain time but they have been so......passive and only talked about how they are gonna defend
>>150467112Probably doing their usual shit where they're going to bet it all on the Angliru and ITT
>>150467132most likely but still lame
abandon Cavia
>>150467171They always die so fast
kek, well that's over in girls' avenir
If Mads drops Ayuso on the next climb, I'm gonna lose it.
seems like there is alot more police on the road than before checking the palastine people
Bertollo (if you're out there), can I get a quick profile on Whiteface Mountain?
Return
Boring shit, ain't watching it.
>>150467132Is the TT even that good for Jonas? It's a flat, non-technical route. I guess he gains time on Ciccone, but guys like Almeida, Jorgenson and Tiberi should ride similar times.
based fanclub
why did Mads burn all these matches?
>>150467596Sprint point at base of final climb??Or just because he is based
>Pissma pretending they're the big dogs>losing the TTT>conceding stages to breakaways>Jonas unable to gain time on any GC contendersM-madrid is still far away, r-right? We'll attack in week three, r-right?
>>150467619Just wait until the Angliru
>>150467577I regretted watching yesterday, if today is also shit I am done, only watch WC's and ToB until next year
>>150467577It's the kino grand tour though
>>150467618points jerseys are for losers. is Mads a loser? stage wins all that matter
>>150467638All GTs are kinoExcept one.
>>150467619found the Hugo Tommy non believer
why is the russian anon not posting screenshots
>>150467673anon?
i was kind of widarposting the past weeks as a meme, i didnt expect him to actually beat seixas
>>150467686Well that's okay because he won't beat Seixas (pbuh)
>>150467686seixas was gravely sick just few days or weeks ago
>>150467666The fisherman will rise September 3rd!!
Rusbert slacking, kurwabert slacking. Whats going on, this is not how to run an office
>>150467702Must have caught something from Remco
>Le "Mr. Ride Across Three Puertos to Win a Measly Handful of Sprint Points" Meme ManLuv Mads
I really hope Vingegaard does not win the GC.
>>150467788The Angler will meet the Angliru
havent seen Landismo yet, whats he up to?
>>150467795needs must when you can't win stages anymore. the michael matthews jersey
surely Jonas wont just slurp on 14% rampas.....right?
>>150467836Saw him in Gr. Frauds yesterday with BOC and other non-factors
>>150467846Have you watched Visma ride a GT before?
>>150467848> BOCForgot he was in this race
send Ayuso back to help Joao
>>150467846
Attaque du Ayuso!
What was that EPO graffiti on the road
the more i see Ayuso today the more im conviced that he dropped on purpose yesterday
Frigo bridged
how embarrassing would it be to lose to Mark Fridge
>>150467903Marco Frigo is a good runner thoAttention payers know this
>>150467870That's his plan. Next thing you know he's in a break 7 minutes ahead of the peloton while being only 3 minutes down in GC.
nah Jonas is attacking today with that Visma train
look at this little goblin
Cute pink road
>>150467913What is it with Belgium and seething manlets
>>150467910doesn't matter he should not be anywhere near the great Juan Ayuso
>>150467911Surely they wont let that happen a 2nd time. Right?
>>150467913>manlet>belgien>full polka kit wankerhe has failed before it really began
Olalala Ayuso is in orde michel
Seixas is dominating
>Pissma set a faker tempo
>>150467913my mate has this exact bike. it looks better in real life
yea nono way Jonas closes 3 minutes on Ayuso on one climb
Last year we had smug BOC posting this year nothing
>>150467913They can hype him up as much as they want, this morphologie will never win the tour
Achooso on a mission
based vingegaard letting another stage slip away
send Kussen to the front and destroy them
SLUUUUURP
crampy the mythical grimpeur
>>150467943Bikes don't look good in women's size
>>150467954true. in the real peloton he will be just another meintjes.
Mads is the new Van Aert
yea Achuso dropped on purpose yesterday 100%
God I forgot how boring cycling was this past month>commentators dull as fuck>racing quite dull and boring >/cyc/ mind numbingly boring and void of any contentAbsolutely zero hype, an enormous bore fest. This sport will die with zoomers unless something changes.
>>150467993With Mads on his GC leader's wheelAbsolute scenes in Espana
>>150467954Same for Martinez
>Jonas eating a gel nowyea he cracking todayits /elite/ /diesel/ time
>>150468007Season ends after the Tour except for the day of the WC
>>150468007You hate Pogi, but he refuses to slurp
>UAE winning 3 days in a row
Seixas with the solid result
Widar xisters...?
Manlet-bros, we couldn't even beat a sick seixas
Ayuso on Lidl-Trek is gonna be giga based
Landa lachee!
SEIXAS wins the GCWIDAR in the DUST
>Landismo
>Not a single Spanish flag
>>150468039Riding in the same manner every and single race not being surprising or exciting is slurping, even if he attacks at 80km
and Seixas wins
so decomble won because he got too much time in a breakaway?Or is he the actual next TdF french hope
Seixas youngest winner of Avenir in history while being not at 100%
bold move by almeida.
oh oh happenings about to happen
SOLER THE MOST LOYAL GREGARIO
>>150468081Why does Spain love Palestine so muchAnd did you see my request up the thread
UAE have spazzy tactics
>>150468088top 10
Is widar going to go back to l'avenir next year?
>>150468103moors.
if Jonas gets dropped here it wont matter that he has won 2 TDFthe nation will turn its back on Jonas
>>150468088>>150468093the chosen one
>>150468103There are even more lefties in Spain than in other west euro countries
>>150468111>seixas has never beaten widar in a normal stage
>>150468111final GC
>>150468125>stageWe prefer to care about GC here in France
Attaque du Almeida!
based /elite/ not afraid to test Vismagood for the race
>>150467866>more like Slurpma
waar Gaudu eh?
god Renaat is so fucking insufferable I want to strangle him
before Seixas, the last French to win l'Avenir was Gaudu
god damn Kussen is INSANE suddenly
Jonas Cringegaard
DIESELGREEN WINECHEAP FISH THESE ARE THE GOOD THINGS IN LIFE
>>150468149promising career ahead
>>150468141/elite/ is very likeable - smart/rational in interviews and even if he lacks in explosiveness doesn't slurp too much
Jonas just stop pretending and destroy these suda meds
>>150468155Took a while but he might back
>>150468147He shouldve stayed on the motorbike. He's a disaster as commentator
>Fishboy barely hanging onWhat is happening >Vingegaard hasn't done anything yet Based moderator calling out the Fishboy for slurping
>>150468178*be back
>>150468168Rides a lot like Dumoulin did
Jonas saving the entire matchbox for Angliru
3rd stage win for UAE in a row + the KOM + team classification. Visma stuck on 1 stage win
>>150468181Everything he says is wrong and then he thinks playing devil’s advocate for good points is “entertaining”.It’s so, so bad
man...fuck this slurping
>>150468200He will get destroyed there.
>>150468213Only makes it more embarrassing when they don't win the entire thing lol
>>150468103It’s cause celebre for dysgenic communist morons. It’s an acceptable way for them to signal that they hate the west and their own country. It’s funny how you never seen someone in cycling gear waving that flag. It’s always people who have never rode a bike in their life
>>150468222trips of truthdamn
Why are none of the fucking streams workingInfuriating
>>150468226holy based.
visma sucks all excitement out of racing
>>150467686Seixas has been exposed hard by Jarno who is clearly more talented than Memco
Cabeza with another win gj
>>150468240come to daddy
>>150468240Yeah I had this yesterday, fucking bullshit sport you can barely watch unless you pay extortionate fee
Ayuso wins
wonder if they'll try to interview ayuso in english, and if they do, if his english will be any good, and if it is, if there is a reason why it might be good
>this was the stage with the most elevation in this VueltaFuck this slurping race
>"I CAN'T HEAR YOU HATERS"lame
lose 10 min one day win the next day...
based retard Soler
based Soler
BETRAYAL THERMONUCLEAIRE SOLER
Love Soler. Pure soul.
>>150468265remcoesque
>>150468219although his voice is sleep-inducing christoph vandegoor is a much better combination with josé.
>>150468248>more talented than Memcokek, not even close
another HUGE moral victory for vingegaard finishing in the same time as the GC jersey
Soler is the rider that made the biggest time difference on the road in this Vuelta so far
Pissma tactics are always funny.
Boo these GC frauds
>>150467846hes said that Pogi is the GOAT this week, he is a shameless weak mind https://www.tiktok.com/@tntsportscycling/video/7542821560508271894
Im thinking about apologizing to Ayuso, today he was great
Well that was fucking awful, again. Me no watchy mountain stages I think
While we're on the topic of shit tier moderators, who is the retarded old Irish guy yapping
>>150468256I dont know, Renaat totally didn't tell us his lifestory for 30 mins straight; into more detail than the paparazzi does with hollywood bitches
Buitrago and Tiberi worse than Træen, wtf
APOLOGIZE to VINGEGAARDThe climb was not that steep after all
>>150468300>tiktok
route has been so lame so far. get to the rampas already
What's Pissma slurping excusing going to be? >stage too hard>stage too easyBets?
It is so cringe the finger in the ear celebration. How pathetic. "Hey guys I'll celebrate a big win by showing you that I actually don't care about what you're saying! Haha see?? I don't care! I don't care alright!"So sad and pathetic, absolute brainlets but I guess he is spanish after all.
>>150468337hope he gets booted from UAE after this season this guy is certified team cancer, would be a good fit for Movistar
>>150468337Dude is a head case
>>150468329too easythey said so before the stage even began
>>150468337Djokovic™
>"race got Jose Bean as a commentator" celebration
>>150468284Vandegoor’s problem is that he sounds monotone slightly irritated (?) it works on radio… It’s a shame Vanmarcke found work
>>150468300Please no tiktoks in the office. This is an adult environment.
Jonas, the only guy who supposedly can compete with Tadej, is an utter slurper. How can anyone support this dude
I can’t understand why is Pidcock going for gc. Surely competing for stage wins from the breakaway is better than finishing maybe 9th in gc
>>150468360Indeed, Vanmarcke was chill.
>>150468304He only won because he's no longer a threat I reckon. Why would anyone follow?
so i'm guessing yesterday ayuso knew he couldn't hang with the gc guys for 2 and a half more weeks so he intentionally gave time so they'd let him get in the break in future stages?
>>150468337it’s his first vuelta win ever dude acts like it’s beneath him wholly delulu
>>150468373He always goes for GC until he drops. Then he says he didnt care about gc and will go for a stage and win a bunch of time and go for gc again.Please pay attention
>>150468394yes
>>150468373he got delusions of grandeur and refuses to accept that his limit in GC is week races
>>150468360maybe he just hates cycling, he's always in his element when he does basketballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Fm0cG-goA
>>150468373>>150468401he has the Remco syndrome
>>150468351He suits UAE, but he's cancer as you say. His attitude mirros UAE's very pathetic, petty attitude. Without poogacar that team would be in absolute tatters. He would suit Movistar very well I agree. Can't imagine they'd let him go though, he's got a 5-10% chance of actually being good one day. They'll probably tie him to the basement at UAE and humor him with big contracts, giving him 'chances' as they've done recent years. They're not at a point where they need to make decisions, so it won't matter if they have a self interested shitter in a Tour squad. They'd still win with 4 riders.
>>150468417except Remco actually got the capacity when he's in form
>>150468401has ever podiumed a week GC?
>>150468427the capacity to win 2.1 maybe
>>150468300Mirror
>UAE destroying Pissma even without Poggers Fucking hell I hate this timeline
>>150468371This is what GTs are like without Tadej. Favourites staring each other off and nobodies going for stage wins (sorry Ayuso). Also there's a "sprint" competition.
>>150468443shoulda said Lance
>>150468431won a 2.1 at least
>>150468395Kek, I thought he already had a win here a few years ago but it was just podium on GC lmao. It is probably beneath him in terms of expectation from him and others. I would expect him to have won something big by now, I'm sure he would have too. So yes it's beneath him, but it's also very much not so why waste this celebration on pettiness. He has no right to act arrogantly anymore, he's no spring chicken. 22 is the new 25. Just another spanish flop, nothing new.
top 10
Where were the spectatots today
>>150468443>most famous contact is his nobody wifeWhat is wrong with him? He doesn't have his teammates in his phone? Is he stupid?
so you're telling me almeida and ciccone are at vingogo's level?hilarious
>>150467502This pic looks like 2007 summer evening and idk why
>>150468464oh, it's only top 8. well, whatever. here's GC
>>150468417Remco>Vuelta win>Tour podiumPidkek>never even close to top 10they're not remotely comparable
>>150468471Fish level was even bad during TdF this year.Pogacar was ordered to not try anymore in the 3rd week.
>>150468469Having colleagues in your contacts is so german dude. Go on a vacation lol, like stop working
>>150468490No he was great and Pogi was at his limit at the end
why aren't jumbo visma lease a bike making the race super hard every day to benefit vingegaard's recovery ability
>>150468497at the limit of his patience maybe
>>150468497Ok
Ayuso putting on a Landis
repulsive
>>150468471You've been talking to Chris Horner? DON'T believe what he tells you about Rogla.
this could be a great race if Jonas is not on his top level.
Moderators now falling for the meme >it's still a long way to go
>>150468509After stage 19 he could barely move, he got dropped by wout in 2025 cmon
sure it's nearly time for Omloop again
>>150468542He was sick, sick of VingegaardFor squeak's sake Vingegaard got caught by LIPOWITZ of all places
>walscheid to trek >3 year dea>he's 32Exactly what are they thinking? Dude isn't even performing anymore. No way you're taking a 90kg leadout man to a GT. Even classics and 1 week he's at a huge disadvantage. 33 year old 90kg bison is going to be useless.
brutal mog
>>150468300>https://github.com/pablouser1/ProxiTokdo I really have to explain why?I hope you find/write a tampermonkey script yourself
>>150468545Can't wait for 4 and a half months of Ompoop fever after Lombardia
Tour de l'Avenir winners since 2010 (E1=1st year U23, E2=2nd year U23 etc)>E1Uijtdebroeks, Seixas>E2Quintana, López, Gaudu, Bernal, Pogacar, Del Toro>E3Chaves, Barguil, Blackmore>E4Rubén Fernández, Soler, Foss, Johannessen
>>150468736only one of these wasn't a fraud
>>150468760both Quintana and Bernal won multiple GTs
Good to see Landa suffering, I really hate that guy
>>150468545there have to be more worldtour races than this right?
the tour really is the most boring of the grand tours isn't it? 1/3 of the race is sprint stages and pogacar and vingegaard dominate every year. the vuelta is so much more entertaining.
>>150468781noyou now realize how bloated the calendar is with sub world tour jobber shit. even a lot of the world tour races are junk
>>150468786>the vuelta is so much more entertainingIt's been fucking dreadful so far
>>150468786how is this interesting it's fucking cringe
>>15046873666th placed finisher since 2010>Kamil Zielinski>Wouter Wippert >Patrick Lane>Caleb Ewan>Loic Vliegen>Colin Joyce >Evgeny Zotov>Jan Maas>Jonas Vingegaard>Arthur Kluckers>Yaroslav Parashchak>Pierre-Pascal Keup>Baptiste Troja>Fergus Browning>Jacob Bush
>>150468786every tour sprint stage was better than the mountain stages in this vuelta so far
>>150468736It's basically over after year 2
lad looks full Asian from this angle
>>150468804>>150468819>>150468842stage 2 and 3 were kino. the mountain stages have been just alright but that's just because the GC guys are still in wait and see mode. probably will be until halfway through week 2.
>>150468956I wonder how will Visma face the Angliru stage
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025VUELTA A ESPANAstage 7
New gen looks good desu, in the time trial, quite a few doing over 6.2W/kg for around 25 minutes.
>>150469095if i only had choosen Almeida instead of Ayuso
>>150469004if there's still little separation they probably full send the angliru. perfect stage for the twink.
Tour 2001 stage 6-7-8
>« C'est magnifique. Je ne pensais pas gagner avec autant d'avance. Ça montre que, même à 90 % de mes forces, j'ai été capable de gagner le Tour de l'Avenir », a déclaré un Seixas étonnamment serein, mais apparu malade, au micro de l'organisateur.Widar bros?
Giro 2001 stage 7-8-9
>>150469306completely mogged
>>150469306Lol
>>150469306brutal thing to say to the competition
>>150468736E4 guys should kill themselves
>>150469731Pretty disparaging post imo
>>150469208So full gas train of Visma, like in the sky times, and an attack of Vinegars at the flamme rouge
>>150469731Opsimath bros?
Andorra will host an unprecedented race with the 4 best cyclists:>Pogacar, Vingegaard, Roglic and Isaac del ToroWill race a mountain TT + criterium in October. There will be a documentary made.https://www.rtva.ad/esports/ciclisme/andorra-acollira-una-cursa-inedita-amb-els-4-millors-ciclistes
>>150469996>isaac del torro???
>>150469758>maximum slurpageI will stop watching immediately
>Palestine flags everywhere Spain is such a fucking meme
>>150470169O vey!
>>150470169We as americans musrbfully focus and support israel
how much do you think cringegaard will attack this Vuelta? or will he really just wheelsuck the entire race?
>>150470298Angrilu and the tt
>>150469996"criterium" or criterium
>>150470298He will slurp 98% of the race. He will 'attack' once on a single stage to gain 1 minute on the field, then go back to slurping. He will try to win the ITT for another minute.
GTs without pogi shouldn't count
>>150470340desu i doubt he'll gain too much time on almeida in the TT
>>150470354Then he will win with 1min10 lead or something. I thought Pissma came to dominate, but they got their mandatory stage win and called it. Either they're retarded or Fishboy is much weaker than everyone thinks.
almeida is certain to come apart somewhere along the route and ayuso and soler will choose not to help
>>150470298I think he was cooked after the TDF. Probably just wheelsuck until angliru
>>150470310Are there fixed mountain ITTs? I am genuinely asking
Can you guys even imagine the type of dieseling we're going to witness on angliru?
>>150470472we're gonna reach kerosene
>>150470468closest thing would be various hill climb races nothing UCI level for a few years, probably highest profile one which (occasionally) attracts professionals would be british hill climb championships or taiwan KOM challenge. always believed the UCI should add a hillclimb championship to WC week where they go up a 5-10 min hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Si_R8hIZLw`>1H40 of autist tt talk France is a changed country - Seixas is truly the future
>>150470169probably 2nd most cucked euro country after ireland
>>150470636why are cyclists universally terrible at shaving
>>150468464What did this nigga do over night? He was fucking gone yesterday
dreaming of chutes
>>150470727he did it on purpose yesterday to be allowed to go to win stages, he knew he will crack in the third week anyway so at least farm some wins
>>150470737safest GT sprint stage. cicco dies here
>>150470737Tharagotha
>Almeida on Vingegaard: "Today he didn't necessarily have to push hard, so I'm not surprised that he didn't, and in a way I understand. That's how he is: he's not someone who pulls much, right?"
MWNWalso me no watchy
how's the wind situation for tomorrow?
>>150469095It's Joever
>>150469095Red Hot Synthetic Blood with the absolute tragic fall
>>150470636LOOKS LIKE TT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>150470994Never pull Jonas
>>150470994
>>150470994i wonder what pogi thinks when he watches this slurper on tv
>>150471494I don’t think he watches
>>150471494>boy i cant wait for next year
Pulling is for domestiques.
>>150471628WHY DONT RONALDO RUN HOME AND DEFEND???this is their logic
>>150471494Highly doubt Pogi cares or watches
>>150471533he was watching renewi tour, i doubt he wouldn't watch what almeida is doing
pog strikes me as someone austic enough to just send it in some video game and not picking up the phone for a couple of weeks, fucker is probably playing poe2 as we speak
>>150472358pogi is a poe1 player. probably in TFT too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE
Jonas should just do what Pogi does and ride faster than everyone else. How come he hasn't thought of that?
end of an era
>>150471130not strong enough I fear, under 20 km/h
Hello /tri/ just in case you forgot, this weekend will the be the T100 in the French Riviera.
>>150472899>watching jonas flipper sucking, wheelsucking and finally shoe sucking pog for seven and a half hours the amount of money i'd pay
Can you recommend me a jacket for fall/winter? I'm using my trekking bike for whatever I have to do. Should be rain resistant and breathable and a bit longer. Do I just go for some Vaude type outdoor jacket?
>>150472954I have a sherpa-lined denim ranch coat
>>150473283Looks cool but doesn't fit my purpose
>>150472954layersone for wind/coldone for rain
>>150473312This how /i dress more or less (without the hat)
>>150473375Yeah d'uh that why I was asking for recs I don't wanna browse zalando for 2 hours.
>>150473387I'd love to break your back mountain if you catch my drift
>>150473561Cort is the only one with a good looking moustache
>>150473561did you edit rogs eyes in this pic or is this just what he looks like now
>>150472954fall jacket? puffer coat. winter jacket? puffer coat. spring jacket? take a gander
>>150473387post kinsey scale
>>150473907>puffer coat>>150472954read my post
>>150473930i dont know how to read
Hello /cyc/ tourist here how is my boy Almeida doing? Does he have a chance to win the Vuelta?
>>150473628I need to update this, there are new criminals in the top 10.>>150473842what, this is plain rog
>>150474183He is the best runner in the race and will drop Vingegaard soon trust
>>150473923That is not a gay jacket calm down Bert
>>150474857bert im sorry to break it you
>>150474877>Berts so scared of being perceived as gay that they deny themselves warmth and comfort
>>150474911Nothing wrong with being a homosexual!
>>150474928Especially not if it means you get to be warm and snug and have 6 pockets
>>150474911If you're hot, you'll never feel cold.
>>150473923I have never seen this insult, that's hilarious
Congratulations to Paul seixas. From a jarno widar fan
>>150477289hey there little guy. are you sure you can be on this board, where are you parents?
got the sqlabs on my bikehope this shit is goodhow long did it take you to adapt/adjust?
Kek what a retard
>>150480734We’re reaching levels of delusionalthat shouldn’t be possible
La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 8Monzón Templario - Zaragoza163.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlistGC after stage 7:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-7-gcRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-8/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV214:45 CET
>>150480734bro thinks he's memco. especially with that pfp
Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT (1.WWT)Plouay - Plouay165.3kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-ouest-france-plouay/2025/startlistRoadbook:https://www.pco.bzh/medias/2025/4-jours-plouay-2025-GT-Classic-Lorient.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-ouest-france-plouay/2025/result/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / France TV15:00 CET
>>150480963kek, you're right. love Remco, but he's obviously a bad example to follow
For all the people wondering why there are so many Palestine flags in the Vuelta: Basically, the left has called for a Boycott, they want all their lackeys... I mean, supporters, to wave those fcking flags everywhere
hello darkness, my old friend
>>150481026>spent one more years at u23 only to get kwabbed AGAINi hope this midget gets obliterated in the pro peloton
>>150481026>"Now That's What I Call Autism"
bunch of betrayers
>>150480734>dropping out of GC contention was my opportunity to rise because a stage win is the same as winning the vuelta We're reaching levels of cope never thought possible
>>150480963kek he’s memcomaxxing
>>150480954>sprint stage saturdays
>>150481047never thought it about it before but those chunky transmission boxes must be a few hundred grams
>>150481019Leftism is a mental illness
>>150481019I'm wondering why there isn't more. Up your game Spain. Very disappointing effort so far.
>>150481387Spain stands with USA, NATO, Israel and Presidents Trump and Lappartient. Pay no heed to those rascals waving the Hamas flag.
>>150481402I don't believe you. You're the propagandist spamming this every thread.
>>150481402hello saar
Good morning sirs
>>150481402Do you stand with India?
So fucking based:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOt7of6--k4
>>150481026Oh my days every time I see this little sperg I think of the seething belgoids itt telling people to kill themselves over internet posts lmao. Swarthy seething manlets. I'm going to love thus guy, I hope he doesn't lambrecht or something stupid.
Really hope Pissma lose the Vuelta.
got my training done for the day. strom coming in now. I guess I'll watch this stinky vuelta while waiting for cfb
>>150482206might be hard to do given how dysfunctional UAE is in terms of GC
OFFICIAL WORLD TOUR PELOTON HEAD CASE POWER RANKING1. Remco2. Ayuso3. De Lie
today's visma plan: ride the front all day to assert our dominance, don't try to win the stage, make sure jonas stays out of the red jersey
>>150482279Widar will be SOARING to the TOP very soon
>>1504822791. MAL2. sex offender Ten Dam3. cat sniper
>>150482461this race would be way more fun if Brennan was here
>>150482279Being a farmerson isn’t being a headcase he just loves his cows
Tour 2001 stages 9-10-11
>>150482656Thank you for your service
Giro 2001 stages 10-11-12
>>150482656>so busy with cows
waar Orla?
>>150483378lol nice shoes mate
Mads' school buddy
>38.8 km/h average on flat stagea slurper to match this thread
>>150485112
VIVA LA GUARDIA CIVIL
>viva la guardia civilmmmm based?
very based Palestinian flags fuck joos tbqh
Bredewold wins again
>>150485706top 10
Knight DNF omfg what is wrong with him
>>150485267>>150485276Posters added context: the 'Civil Guard' is the Spanish paramilitary law enforcement body akin to the French gendarmes or the Italian carabinieri. They are those men in green uniforms you see guarding selected points of the event.
why is brian holm malding this hard over brian nygaard, embarrassing
>>150485864What’s cabeza de carrera
>>150486093How do we solve the israel-premier tech problem?
>>150486261unalive the riders and their families
Nice Ride!
>>150486346I don’t care about them as long as they stay in their sandbox so I prefer the ones over there not getting killed and ran off to us.
>>150486346I find that thought quite... superficial, to put it mildly. As in "I don't care for these people because they would fuck me, but the ones doing the killing it's ok even though they already fucking me on the ass"this isn't even about right or left
>>150486493Two enemies killing each other. I'm not going to start cucking for either of them. It's like you going out with an "I love Soros" sign because he is getting cucked by American jews
>>150486549Based critical thinkerThose "palestinians" are the same guys that will throw OP of a building because he's a faggot. Their values do not align with us so we shouldn't support them. We can however sanction the Jews for theur warcrimes because that's also against "our values". Instead of waving Palestinian flags they should be mocking the jews
>>150486762>We can however sanction the Jews for theur warcrimes because that's also against "our values"Clearly not.
peloton suddenly all nervous
>>150486549I don't get how you can be so basic about this, especially considering your flag lol
>you dont understand we need to be up frontBut its still 20km to go>you dont understand we need to be upfrontThis is all unneeded bullshit coming from the cars
>>150486890and then they complain about safety
>It's another episode of "The Berts Solve the Thousand-Year Crisis in the Middle East"
>>150453746ah yes, achooso remains in the back, how can someone be such a retard
>>150486493He never said what israel did was ok though
>>150486762I actually laughed a bit irl at your post
>>150486914Doesn't seem GC is in the cards and he certainly isn't going to ride to protect Joao's place in the peloton
SUMMONING A MADS VICTORY
>>150486942Very based post
>>150486914he doesn't care about GC and doesn't feel like working for Almeida
>>150486942
>>150486929guess you're rightI will also not care that once usa implodes on itself (and we're not that far away from that, since all the power is gradually being held by big corps), some russian puppet will start talking about how Peter the great this and that and that Finland in rightful russian clay. fuck them, 2 enemies fighting each other
Does Visma have a sprinter, or are they just being knuckleheads
>>150487167it's modern cycling bert do you even watch the sport
>>150487167yes jonas vingegaard
Shit coloured river looking like shit
Jappe wins. probably
I don't understand how philipsen won this
damn viviani can't sprint straight for shit
>>150486902>Thousand-Year-CrisisThis is such a retard idiom, always surprised how many people just mindlessly repeat it
>>150487308Viviani being somewhat competitive at all is kinda a miracle
>>150487306skewed finish line strikes again
what is that drink I see guys drinking after every stage? the red shit
>>150487306He's sprinting against vivianni and marit
>>150487308that was on purpose and 100% legal, great sprint not even meming
>>150487360cherry juice
>>150487360cherry/beetroot juice
>>150487400>>150487401Interesting, what is the purpose of it?
>>150487409great for recovery, or so they say
>>150487409Cyclists are all cherry boys
almost got boxed in by Viviani
Which Stage will Vingegaard reclaim the red shirt?
>>150487409"Furthermore, the consumption of BRJ also has an impact on oxygen delivery to skeletal muscles, muscle efficiency, tolerance and endurance and may thus have a positive impact on sports performances"https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/10408398.2020.1746629
>>150487409
>>150487449kek
>>150487306hmm
likelihood of jappe abandoning now? his next stage is either stage 19 or, most likely, stage 21
>>150487443probably TT
>>150487439What a bitch, he literally kept pushing left, was about to force him into the wall. That shit can't be legal
>>150487457yes well
>>150487457another dsm masterpiece
>>150487466I doubt he'll abandon. The team's there for him
Philipsen is OP
>>150487515no rusbert is the OP
>>150487466it's not like he got anything better to look forward to
do you think his parents named him mads p because he leaves you mad and pissed
Mads is such a kwab this race lmao.
>>150487564you mean all sprints?
>>150487562really makes you think
>>150487138lmao what kind of argument is this?
>>150487502GC
>>150487648Nah even in massive sprints he often does better than that.Well the worst offender is van uden tho, little nigga can't even top 10 despite the WHOLE team working for him
>>150487564lidl trek were right to pick jonathan milan over him for the tour de france
>>150487711sick of the dude's face, looks like he is lined up for a school photography GOD IM FUCKING MAD DUDEMADS WON HALF THE FUCKING GIRO AND NOW HE CANT DO SHITVINGE SHOULD BE DOMINATING THIS FUCKING RACE WHEN POG ISNT HE BUT HE IS STILL STRUGGLING WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>150487858Treun truly has that lesbian in him
friendly reminder that Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France velodrama is open
>>150487858
Don't like Bruno Fernandes, why isn't he as chill as all the Portuguese cyclists?
Post the dang points already so I can go to the store and pick up a hotdog for me lunch
>>150488238>30967ur welcome
>>150486942did it work?
Shit Vuelta, tomorrow will be another shitter.
>pogi rides and no one does anything because he's too good>podi doesn't ride and no one does anything anywaytime for another sport
>Viviani Elia (Lotto) relegated from 2nd to 105th position.>Coquard Bryan (Cofidis) relegated from 6th to 106th position
>>150489112I just watch coupe de france races + monuments personally
>>1504892422 of my least favorite riders, I fucking hate them both
>come home from family birthday party>see that Mads 9this he washedare we back to 2021 Fads Fraudersen status again?
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025VUELTA A ESPANAstage 8
>>150489242kek
>>150489242Called it here >>150487496
>>150489576STILL A LONG WAY TO MADRID
>>150485864VIVA ESPAÑAVIVA EL REYVIVA EL ORDENY LA LEY
>>150489671nice team, mate
another limp dick climb to finish tomorrow. just cos you start in Italy doesn't mean you have to copy the giro
>>150489743tomorrow's a new day
>>150489820bro you picked hindley. there is no tomorrow for you
looks like another stage tomorrow for visma to let a break get away and then defend against any attacks from almeida on the final climb; still too early in the race to really push the pace
>>150489576>It's me vs. Bertacek
Went to my local Puerto Rican joint for lunch. Bowl of bean & rice soup and two chorizo links, very tasty
>>150490456
>>150490428They grow up so fast
>>150490380>attacksthat climb looks like slurp centralit's criminal that a vuelta unipuerto finish looks like a logarithmic curve
why are americans terrified of kitchens
>>150490853You want me to post more sloppa?
>>15049085340% of americans have never cooked a meal from the bottom
I wouldn't cook food if I could get american portion sizes and prices (woudl never tip lol).
>>150490380achooso will win that stage I guess and GC riders will slurp it hard
Tough ride today boys, my legs felt like jellow from the start. The perfect weather motivated me though and still did over 110km and 1600m elevation. all short punchy climbs, nothing longer than 1.5km but I spend a lot of time riding up rampas 8-10%, or higher. Also went hard on the flat river path section, averaged 36kph for 20 minutes.Discovered a new cobbled climb near my apartment as well. Had to put my foot down on that one cause I lost control, will make it up next time.
new thread >>150491255new thread >>150491255new thread >>150491255
>>150490380What's it going to be this time? >too easy>too hard>too early in the raceAnd they'll still talk about how amazing Fishboy is feeling and how he is happy with his legs
