La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 9Alfaro - Estación de Esquí de Valdezcaray195.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlistGC after stage 8:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-8-gcRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-9/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV214:45 CETPrevious thread:>>150453746
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Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France (1.UWT)Plouay - Plouay261.7kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bretagne-classic/2025/startlistRoadbook:https://www.pco.bzh/medias/2025/4-jours-plouay-2025-GT-Bretagne-Classic.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bretagne-classic/2025/result/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / France TV15:15 CET
>>150491255this climb looks uninspiring
Good you are a bicyclist rusbert. Fuel prices looking brutal t b h
>>150491408kek
>>150491351total borefest considering that the last km are the easiest
>>150491351It's gonna be like friday again but worseToo many Campo Imperatoresque MTF this very La Vuelta ciclista
>>150491351
>>150492510>max 10.8%are they lying to us then?
>>150492510Jappe might win this
>>150492510limp
>>150491351MWW
>>150493366Mas isn't here bert
>>150493366Maduas isn't here Bert.
This whole season has been shit and it looks like next year will be more so
>>150493366Martin-Guyonnet retired, Bert
>>150494272Classics season was good. Some interesting stage races here and there. GTs have been just fine.
>>150494333Cycling newfag, you have no idea what they've taken from us
>>150494298Haha! You purposefully misinterpret the post to place a ridiculous unlikely rider into the phrase as a light hearted joke! Haha! A bore.
Wait wait I know a great response! >>150494400Yes well..
No confidence Mads
>>15049264910.8% for 100m average, so 12% true max is probably correctI made that profile with my old technology
This nigga lookin' zesty, this nigga lookin' moist, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
OFFICIAL WORLD TOUR HOMOSEXUALITY POWER RANKINGS 1. Tom Pidcock2. Harry Sweeney3. Ten Dam/Dekker
>>150494944this is the guy that's supposed to bring a monument back to the nation of denmark?
>elia "ho gia abbastanza secondi posti" viviani
Watching PAPILLON (1973). Boy this movie is tedious.
>>150497533what about english climbing superstar paul DOUBLE
>another slurper unipuerto
Mads should win today
>>150507418approaching danish levels of delusion
>>150507424This stage is easier than stage 3 no?
>>150507439no >>150492510
>we added sprint points to make the boring parts less boring>we put the sprint points at the foot of the last climb...
>>150507439Pidcock's team will pace hard to drop him (and get beaten by GODu)
>>150507576break wins actually
>>150507556gotta make sure the break is dead or something not that anyone but Mads cares
>>150500806The Remi Malek one isn't much better, and by all accounts after I'd read the book I was told he supposedly stole a lot of accounts from other people. Cool story either way
>>150507871/ourguy/ CHUMIL has truly made it to the big leagues
>>150491255Where are the rampas
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025BRETAGNE CLASSIC - OUEST FRANCEpicks17 Isaac Del Toro17 Arnaud De Lie15 Tibor Del Grosso12 Corbin Strong11 Jhonatan Narváez11 Tim Wellens9 Jonas Abrahamsen9 Romain Grégoire7 Jan Christen7 Axel Laurance7 Paul Magnier6 Paul Lapeira5 Valentin Madouas5 Olav Kooij5 Marc Hirschi3 Louis Barré3 Thibau Nys3 Dorian Godon3 Nicolas Prodhomme2 Fred Wright2 Quinten Hermans2 Maxim Van Gils2 Baptiste Veistroffer2 JONATHAN MILAN2 Fabian Weiss2 Robert Stannard2 Michael Matthews2 Matis Louvel2 Biniam Girmay2 Alex Aranburu1 Anton Kuzmin1 Andrea Vendrame1 Simone Velasco1 Ewen Costiou1 Jon Barrenetxea1 Mauro Schmid1 Brandon McNulty1 VLAD VAN MECHELEN1 Benjamin Thomas1 JENTHE BIERMANS1 PAUL DOUBLE1 MAGNUS CORT1 JASPER PHILIPSEN1 Loe Van Belle1 CHRIS HARPER1 Clément Berthet1 EDOARDO ZAMBANINI1 MATHIEU BURGAUDEAU1 Tobias Halland Johannessen1 Nils Eekhoff1 Henri Uhlig1 Hugo Houle1 JUAN AYUSO1 Alessandro Covi1 Julian Alaphilippe1 Lewis Askey1 Tiesj Benoot1 Mathis Le Berre1 JULIEN BERNARD1 Emilien Jeannière
2 ======11 Arnaud De Lie Tibor Del Grosso7 Isaac Del Toro Corbin Strong7 Isaac Del Toro Tibor Del Grosso7 Isaac Del Toro Tim Wellens7 Jhonatan Narváez Tim Wellens6 Isaac Del Toro Jan Christen3 ======4 Isaac Del Toro Tibor Del Grosso Tim Wellens4 Corbin Strong Jhonatan Narváez Jonas Abrahamsen4 Arnaud De Lie Tibor Del Grosso Olav Kooij4 ======3 Arnaud De Lie Tibor Del Grosso Jonas Abrahamsen Olav Kooij3 Isaac Del Toro Corbin Strong Jhonatan Narváez Jonas Abrahamsen5 ======2 Isaac Del Toro Corbin Strong Jhonatan Narváez Tim Wellens Nicolas Prodhomme2 Isaac Del Toro Corbin Strong Tim Wellens Jonas Abrahamsen Nicolas Prodhomme2 Corbin Strong Jhonatan Narváez Tim Wellens Jonas Abrahamsen Nicolas Prodhomme2 Isaac Del Toro Corbin Strong Jhonatan Narváez Jonas Abrahamsen Nicolas Prodhomme2 Isaac Del Toro Corbin Strong Jhonatan Narváez Tim Wellens Jonas Abrahamsen2 Arnaud De Lie Tibor Del Grosso Jonas Abrahamsen Olav Kooij JONATHAN MILAN2 Isaac Del Toro Jhonatan Narváez Tim Wellens Jonas Abrahamsen Nicolas Prodhomme
>6======2 Isaac Del Toro Corbin Strong Jhonatan Narváez Tim Wellens Jonas Abrahamsen Nicolas Prodhomme>KS Wisla Ustronianka>Marq Qwabendish
surely this wont be another day of Jonas slurping semen.....right?
>>150491255This is the worst "mountain stage" I've ever seen. Shan't be watching
>>150508145
>>150508209i honestly dont blame Jonasi blame ASO and this LAME ASS route
>>150508215ASO doesn't make the route of the Vuelta
>Vingegaard har ikke de store planer>Anden og tredje uge bliver ekstremt hård, så vi prøver at spare på kræfterne.
>>150508435Excuse me this is a blue board
My ride yesterday, never knew I had a bona fide hors categorie (catégorie) climb in my area.>>150508116bull on bull action
>>150508925poor horse
>>150491351This climb looks like it belongs 150k from the finish. However, maybe its a Mads day?
It's less than 60F this morning
>>150509119Kek.Jannys will have to work overtime to clean it up before the race gets there.
>>150509119Verwenden von Kennzeichen verfassungswidriger Organisationen, get ready to raid Eurosport Germany
tour of middle east geopolitics
i swear to god that if anyone from this break wins the stage im gonna go fucking insane
>>150509119looking on twatter it seems like jannies have spotted it kek
>>150509388No one from GC cares about the stage and troon will keep his red. 100% they'll win unless someone fights to get in the break
>>150508934Not exactly a top jockey. >>150509388100% a break win, but won’t even be a fun shitter or soulful PT runner.
>>150509119based
>>150509388i don't get why achooso didn't attack
>>150509519used up all his dope yesterday
Today Archie Ryan wins
>Lidl - Trek pulling in pelotonTHERE IS HOPE
>>150509530you mean 2 days ago, yesterday he "dropped" himself on purpose
/elite/ lurking Jonas intervies lel
based TREK closing down the breakaway so Mads can those 20 sprint points
how did vuelta manage to make such boring stages, they copy pasted 4 stages with flats for 140km and then 1-2 "hard" climbs at the end.
>>150509580The only explanaition is they had hoped both Dopacar and Vingegaard would be on the start and didn't want the La Vuelta ciclista to be over after stage 5
>>150509614these are exactly the type of stages that would help pogi tho, he would put 2-3 minutes on everyone in these stages
>>150509580Atleast put an extremely hard climb at the end if you are going to make such stages. 20% rampas inhumanas.
>>150509626not on 5% gradients
Imagine the eggs. Imagine the tissue swelling. Imagine the musk.
>>150509635That would be the classic unipuerto Vuelta stage. Instead we have like climbs that belong in some .Pro midweek stage race. >>150509626If Pog could put 3 minutes into elite on this limp climb that would be his most doped performance yet.
Comments, tubelesssisters?
>>150509707>it's really tubeless blowoutI fucking knew it
>>150509707This has Mossad written all over it.
>>150509646>>150509688I meant 2-3 minutes after the 3 consecutive stages that look like this
Guess who is the North Italian and who is the Sicilian here
>>150509769In that case I agree completely.
>>150509724Do we know for sure? Maybe Black Inc wheels just suck and disintegrate for no reason.
>Spanish Rai
>brown tiles rooftopshome...
Grug is racing btw
>>150509937>Do we know for sure?of course not. and I doubt they will ever tell us
>>150510063Froome would say it if he thought it wasHe can lead the class action lawsuit
Every night as I close my eyes I dream of the day when Providence will shine on young Kevin and he will finally rise to the top step of the podium. Mother of god, does he love being in the break.
>>150510153unless they offer him stakes like it was last time he complained about safety of disk brakes
>>150510255he's a multi millionaire and retiring. if he thinks this serious crash was caused by unsafe equipment he owes it to every other rider to shout it from the rooftops
>Hessmann
>>150509119kino
Campenaerts' accent is cartoonishly Belgian
didn't realize Hessmann is so tall. thought he was a climber goblin
we also live in Bretagne
PS2 landscapes, we meet again
rain
>>150510303He could stop the slaughter and become St. Froomey and everyone would forget the last 6 seasons of slurp.
>>150510303Dude is greedy AF though. Got silenced quite fast on the d*sc matter
Moto camera right over the ground. Kino shot. >>150510303Time has softened most people’s perception of Froome I think, but I can think of few riders less hungry to sell out and cash in whenever possible.
Why is Milan ducking Maigner and Delel
just look at this nothingburger climb
of course giga slurpage without pogi
>>150511853Big TDF has infiltrated the other grand tours and is sabotaging them with shitty routes.
The last above average Vuelta was 2019. It has always been forgettable ever since
>>150512112The Remco one was good because it was Remco. The MAL one where he spazzed out was good too. They had rampas every stage it seemed.
>>150512148MAL is what made grand tours of the late 2010's interesting
Pinchazoooooo
fuck I didnt even realize Froomedawg rode in the Tour de Pologne when I attended the TT. As such I came too late to see the GOAT's last race. Bummer. I'm never going tubeless that's for sure
grug 6th placeno chute catastrophique today, just some sketchy riding here and there
>>150512673He's washed
>>150512673He Is a real one for this whole XC thing and I'm tired of pretending he's not
CHUTE COMICALE
Damn, that chute could have taken out a Visma rider if we were more lucky
remember when Jonas won almost 45 seconds on a 5km climb in 2023 Vueltawhere the fuck is that Jonas at
>>150513374He's thinking he could be fixing his kitchen
am i awake i am awake
>last 2km tailwind inhumanasliterally no excuse not to attack today
Ayuso lachee!
Ayuso is just trolling his team at this point very based
el rato won't pull a meter
acting like a footballer that forces a transfer
alright Jonas enough with the wheelsucking and slurping
>random rain cloud hitting the pedaltoncinema
atmospheric
Lidl fake pacingthat is still a BIG pedalton
small peloton
>failmedia nowhere to be soon
Rare vingegaard pull
happenings
Apoli- ??
Cicco is gonna drop Jonas here i can feel it
Waar João?
LFG Cicco
>>150513851warming up the diesel motor
I never consider Almeida dropped until confirmation at the finish
Jwow awoken from his siesta
Yeah Ciccone is dropping soon
>cant even drop Ciccoyea Jonas aint winning this Vueltathis is a proper fraud level
Ciccone is absurdly good this year
>>150513851Joao gonna Joaohe'll be back in a few minutes
almeida redt de meubelen
Vingegaard solo!
>>150513904>>150513909lol lmao even
Almeida is gonna diesel him down with that moto infront of him lol
>>150513844Heh...
Kino honestly
I'm seeing rain
Jonas not getting away huh
Some people say I never attack. I always smile at that opinion. Was my assault on the great Giulio Ciccone an insignificant attack?
Diesel king
>Rain inhumanas>/elite/ /diesel/>Jonas attacksC I N E M A
Joao looks kino
Pidcock confirmed for GC rider
Ikarus Ciccone
One of those times were the climb was indeed not hard enough
imagine if jwow wasn’t sleeping
Almeida looking insaneclimb is soon gonna easy offthey will catch Jonas
>>150513993He'll die soon
Gall lachee!
Pidcock actually insanethis might be the best i have ever seen him
Diesel activated
i'm home
Almeida rides like a looney tunes character
>still 7,4km left
Vingegaard is just a better climber than the other climbers in this vuelta so this doesnt surprise me
chilli slop todayand the next dayand the next day
Visma helping Traen keep the jersey lol
is Jonas the new Roglicthe vuelta uno puerto king?
Rare Almeida fade
finally some good fucking ciclismo
>Ads on the final climbInexcusable
froome looking ass
>Jonas winning like this in the raini dont ever wanna see the "make the call" joke ever again
Jonas race number 1Joao race number 11Pidcock race number 111
shitcock wordt possible chase mateAlmeida wordt possible captain in chargeof sitting in front
>shitcocktini Vuelta podiumworst timeline
>>150514349Almeida just can't follow big attacks anyway
>>150514372he looks fucked here. he'll crack one of the days
what did Almeida say to Pidders?
>>150514264Your fault for living in a shit over commercialised capitalist shithole >>150514372grim
>>150514407>do you have a loicense for wheel sucking
>>150514372he'll crack in 3rd week like always
is there anything better than mountain stage finish with rain/mistalways KINO as fuck
almeida not even trying
>>150514378he was almost there he could’ve followed that
First time Vingegaard drops everyone on a climb since Monte Petrano in Tirreno 2024
proud of our beloki
good thing this is an easy climb or Vingo would have gained 2 min
>Axelgod nonstop doomposting for days and days about Jonas being shit
was today one of his kids birthday?
Ciccone tried to follow and now 2 min behind. Embarrassing
>Arkea attackgroup Cicco slurping hard
dopage
Jonas wins
rare Jonas no hands celebration
not as bad as it looked at one point
Pas normal
Where's the public
Angliru gonna be a slaughter
GALL PODUIMGALL PODUIMGALL PODUIMGALL PODUIMGALL PODUIMGALL PODUIM
pidcuck by far the surprise of the dayhe'll still probably die in a proper mountain stage, but still
Mads who?
>>150514633committing pogroms against Jews while Guardia Civil is busy with the Vuelta
almeida LOL
the victory is nice for vingegaard but the HUGE moral victory of not taking the red jersey is far more significant. he clearly slowed down to not gap torsten traen
>mountain stage after a rest day
Vingo lost 10s in the final km. Washed?
Nice tête
Pogi would of won by 5 minutes
top 10
>
Barré will win
40 wins for Jonas
>>150491255I would say that almeida is the winner of the day, he knew he can't be vinge without a half decent team so at least he gapped everyone and now he's pretty sure of second place
G1 syndrome
>>150514786GC
Jonas would not have won if Ayuso had helped Almeida today
2nd WT win in a row for De Lie. Where is Rusbert?
De Lie wins
Oh no no no rusbertbros
apologize rusbert
>>150514946Right in time for the rest day thread
>>150514946>Bretagne sprint finishslurpagenot a real edition win
>>150514858At least it's actually easy to figure out what is UAE's plan this time. Almeida will secure 2nd in his sleep even without any help, so the plan is really to pray that something goes wrong with Jonas until the end of the race and farming wins in the meantime.
>>150514943forgot bretagne was today
>>150514981Jeanniere is a proper racer
>>150514981what a lame top 10looks like it was a real snoozer
>>150514981Go on Rick PLIUMERS, my son
>>150514946Well well well, our boy is winning WT stage races and 6th monuments now
for the restday thread rusbertnever ever apologies to these De Mong chuds
btw, jonas will easily win the green
>Jonas Vingegaard set today A NEW CLIMBING RECORD on Valdezcaray: 25 min 54 sec. He was 4 minutes faster than Garcia and Roche in 2012, flying up the climb at 31 km/h!
I think Rusbert needs to remember the amount of agro he receives from the local Danes, I don't reckon he'll see fit to reward them
>>150515094>Torstein Træen 2 minutes faster than the record
my dear berts, we don't even need a dedicated rest day thread at this pace
i dont think axelgod have ever been so WRONG
>>150515132
>>150514946APOLOGIZE
>>150515128just make one anyway
>>150515094how slow were they lmao, every half decent climber beat the record
>>150515094>13+% improvement in little more than a decadepost-covid cycling, baby!
>>150515094The all time greats Marcos Garcia and Nicolas Roche
>"I was missing a little bit today my teammates. Nobody was with me in the end. It is what it is."why the fuck UAE hate our boy so much. he's been nothing but loyal
>>150515276chuddie, marcos gracia won the grandiose tour of japan and nicolas roche won a tdf stage in 2009
>>150515305Thinly veiled jab at Ayuso
>>150515330not even thinly lol
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025BRETAGNE CLASSIC - OUEST FRANCEfinal
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025VUELTA A ESPANAstage 9
>>150515305uae teams have been extremely dogshit in the past years, this year pogi only had yatesi and soler (lmao) for climbs, theoretically almeira has achooso and soler, but achooso is such a fucking loser, i don't get what he really wants. if you don't help anyone and drop yourself in the first 10 seconds, no one will ever take you seriously, why wouldn't you help almeida a bit to at least get better teams like lidl interested in you. why would anyone want to go from uae to movistar, the contract is probably shitter and you won't have anyone to help you do anything
>>150515319Roche never won a TdF stage thoughever
>>150515394should've believed in Jeanniere dammit. almost picked him
Mads in verde
>>150515455Me and Patjebert in disbelief.No reason for this race with this profile to end with a bunch sprint.
what a headline lmao
>>150515487Even Viviani won this race
>>150515503damn didnt know that Jonas is THE only rider on Vismainsane
>>150515539Reading comprehension
>>150515433yeah, I misread, he got 2nd place in one stage>>150515503who even writes these
a little more info for record instead of Roche and someone else lol
my gosh, give up already
>>150515537Yes, when it was easier, all next editions were won by a puncheur or the punchiest one from a small group.Now, on the hardest route since years the whole peloton arrives. I demand a rerun of velodrama.
Bilbao stage is gonna be pure kino
>>150515613He was actually pretty strong
>>150515613PPATTT >>150512673it was actually a strong race from grug making his way up from P40, but he couldn't compete in the downhill and faltered in the last lap.
Ayuso +21'50 todayHe's a weird guy
>>150515693the Remco GT speciale
>>150515693just doesn’t want to be anywhere near respinsibillity
>>150515693>try to cancer your way out of contractI'm sure his next employer will be thrilled
>Alto de Pike on Bilbao stage next weekwhere is Lafay when we need him
>>150515425It has never been so over. Floundering with the Czech Berts
Crampy Instagram for today with Jonas
>>150516082
>>150515132absolute slander. he literally says right there that is for a breakaway win
What was Ciccone's plan?Seriously, he cannot ride for GC, just go for the KOM.Would be Kino, him versus Ayuso for the mountains jersey.
>>150517530He thought he was someone for dropping burrito a couple of times
>>150515751i wonder who the fuck will really hire him after this year, he's a total douchebag and so egotistic after winning barely anything in his career
>>150517744movistar is the only option
>>150517795Ayuso might one day be a GT winner but itwon't be with that garbage team of jobbers.
Girmay hasn't won a single race this year LOL
>>150518277if he wants a better team he will have to behave
>>150518377I feel like he would be an upgrade to the GT roster at INEOS or Bahrain. Don't know if those teams are quietly shutting down or what.
Ajhooozøh to Lidl. Mads could make a fine young man out of him.
TRVTH SVPERNOVA
>>1505184752bh I'm pretty sure Ineos got like 2 seasons left top. now that Brailsford has returned, maybe there's some hope but not too much. Ineos is losing interest in cycling and as overall economic situation in UK isn't good to put it mildly, cycling team may be first in line to be cut from spending.
>>150515104there only one rusbert hating dane
>>150518622Almeida doesn't deserve such abysmal treatment
>>150518290DEI is dead
>>150518764Add to that the total loss in identity, particularly the fact it's a british team with so few british riders. There is no justification to keep funding this team as a british sponsor, at all. I had said it will not exist, or at least as a british licence, by 2030. That's looking far more likely every season. A monumental cock up in a long line of them for cycling in britain.
>>150517530sure he can ride for GC but following the fish was delusion. be like Onley riding for GC in the tdf and chasing down a Pog attack. know your level
>>150518290180 UCI points today. genuinely not an insignificant result. these Wanty frauds need every point they than scavenge.
>>150519049I saw, that's big for them but I thought they are merging? I assume that's not happening at this point or we'd have heard more of this.Q36.5 are doing extremely well, and if Pidshart actually pulls through they're looking at a significant placing on the rankings.
Mon: rest dayTue: easy enough uphill finish but harder than the last few daysWed: Hugo Tommy's birthday DO NOT MISSThur: pretty lame but at least one of the climbs is kinda steepFri: AngliruSat: another hard mountain stageSun: lame sprint or break that Mads will lose
>GUERIN Alexis>REIS Rafael>GILMORE BradyVolta-all- stars gathering in Britain
One of those watts estimation sites has today's climb as Vingo's best performance of the season and Almeida's career best
>>150518622>mou posting
>>150519481surely not
>>150519481>estimationthe operative word.
>>150519481little tiny Harold Lopez did 367W on the climb and I assume he was wheel sucking most of the wayhe's the only one on strava with power
>>150519481link it
>>150519400race hasn't even started and this bad boy already scoring mad points
>>150519584>https://watts2win.eu/segment/1301
>>150519481Easy stage, low altitude, and full gas pacing without looking at each other. This is not surprising at all
>>150519657and it was mega tailwind
>>150519686That doesn't change the watts. Helps for the pacing though
>>150519702it does change the watts if your guessing the numbers
>>150519718No it doesn't
>weather in Bilbao for stage 11 is gonna be 33Cwhat the fuck
>>150520340joaobros this how we can still win
Tour 2001 stages 12-13-14
>>150519481This kinda climb is the worst type for estimating (guessing/making up) watts.
Giro 2001 stages 13-14-15
>>150521090Fucked up this is 12, here's 13
>Joao told P*dcock to grow some ballsbased
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025 GCafterBRETAGNE CLASSIC - OUEST FRANCE
>>150521335There was no reason for Pidcock to work with him. If it was Roglic, maybe, but still probably not. Almeida is out and out favourite for 2nd. It is always on his shoulders. Not tiny little nobody dude from a PRT team lmao. Not like he'd get much shelter from him either.
If UAE didn't get the gift of poogacar they'd be in the dumps like they were pre 2020. With shitters like Dan Martin. They'd be Bahrain but worse. The most retarded team behind movistar. It they didn't have an outrageous budget they'd be completely irrelevant.
>>150521872Delusional. Without poggies points, UAE would still lead the teams ranking by +3000 points.
>>150521872UAE has 76 wins, 166 podiums, this season. Pogacar has 16 wins, 31 podiums, this season.https://www.procyclingstats.com/teams/wins
>>150521041dios mio what a fucking stage
>Fishboy finally stopped slurping>still gained less than a minute Oh well, I suppose it's something
>>150521335elite should know that pidkek didn't go through puberty yet
so what do we do tomorrow
Elevator on my building broke again. Have to lug my carbon steed up 7 flights of stairs
>>150523908Never has a map more obviously been drawn by Danish hands than this kek
I think I have something wrong with my body200w is usually tempo for meI haven't ride in 6 daystoday i went and did ride220w without even breathing for an houri think my body cannot store glycogen like normal people and i have rest of full week and glycogen actually return
>>150523962probably means you're stronger than you think and you're underfueling
>>150523908Good thing I was born in this region
>>150523956Murray is not really a Danish name
>>150523908>north of jutland in the zonelel as if
>>150525508north jutland and copenhagen are the only danish areas that have produced any sort of creative or technological work worthy of even being acknowledged by the international world. you cope because your a backwater swampfarmer envious of your betters
>>150525708What have the Danes ever contributed? Niels Bohr, and what else
>>150525886Mads "100" P
>>150524515if i fuel right i get fat
>>150525886Modern brewing, Brahe, aluminium, the speed of light, C++, insulin, a good chunk of the english language, google maps, the russian spetnaz shovel, and pic related.
>>150525886Lego, HC Andersen, Unity, Ruby on Rails, C++, C#, Skype, Ozempic, Hitman, Pasteries, Ørsted (electro magnitism) and a legion of seething belgians
>>150526066>Pasteriesthe pasteries are austrian tho
>>150526090Come again?
>>150526119it literally Wienerbrød
>"There is just no fucking way with 4000m of climbing that this is going to be a mass sprint">Go full puncheurThis may be my worst Velogames performance ever that I actually researched
>>150526152No that's a Kajkage
>>150525886BERTel thorvaldsen jp jacobsen and of coursh kierkegaard. i suppose some boring science stuff too but who cares
>>150526066>>150526057Serbian levels of invention-claiming
Which one of you was this?
>>150526671what a DORK
>>150526665The other berts list has one or two sus claims. Mine on the other hand is one-hundred percent True®.
>>150526739'legion of seething belgians' is already claimed by belgians themselves
>>150509707Whats the current froome status? Is he gonna make a full recovery?
>>150526874Unless IPT goes full Sarif Industries, I doubt he will ever race again.
>>150526901No I'm not talking about racing, just normal being a healthy/functioning skeleton.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Harpestr%C3%A6ngNow this is a fucking name
>>150527008>The best preserved copy of this manuscript dates from the 13th century - now kept in Stockholm. >now kept in Stockholm
>>150527075In it he wrote "Nux muscata. Hun styrkær liuær oc maghæ." which translates to "Muskatnød. Den styrker lever of mave"Fascinating less as a lexicon for botanical facts and more so as a goldmine of anatomical terms from medieval Danish, very valuable etymologically for the study of Scandi languages And Harpestræng is such an awesome name
So many Academic Berts, highest IQ general on /sp/?
>>150527372/heem/ or /bet/
>>150527186found a digital copyhttps://permalink.kb.dk/permalink/2006/manus/87/dan/x/Sadly latin minuscule is a bitch to read.
>>150527008>He was a cannon at the Roskilde Cathedral.???
>>150527372not that hard considering the drooling slackjaws of the rest of this board
>>150527905Etymology 2From Middle English canoun, ultimately from Latin canonicus (either by shortening or back-formation from Old English canonic, or via Old Northern French canoine).Nouncanon (plural canons)1. A type of clergymember serving a cathedral or collegiate church. Coordinate terms: abbé, deacon; curate; priest, reverend, pastor, rector, vicar2. A canon regular, a member of any of several Roman Catholic religious orders.
>>150522003>>150522258They only attract many riders with their stature
>>150533011it’s mostly money that attracts them me thinks
Nows her chance to be compared with Eddy MERCKX
>>150533153that would be blasphemy
>>150525886you like listening to music over speakers or a headset?your welcome btw
>>150533211why do Belgians all have this phenotype? its like they were bred to inhale stinky cheese
>>150533233kek good post
good fren
I hate belgians so much it makes me want to punch a wallBAM
Big hapa brappers on a bike is based
>>150527372we're the most successful I guess
>>150509707So it happened AGAINchris stop
>>150533723
>>150533233You mean strongmen with whitr skin? Probably looks alien to you indeed
>Rest day on Labor DayStupid, they should have had a mountain stage today
>>150534283>labor day>actually dont do any laborwhat did americanos mean by this
>>150491435how many minutes in madrid
>>150523908why are we even on that mapvienna triangulation?
>Philpsen walking past Pedersen at the hotel
>>150527372Least amount of brits
>>150534283only in us, it's labor day today, in europe that's on first of may
>>150534640What does cerveza de cabrera mean?
Tour 2001 stage 15-16-17The first half of this stage should be a classic, looks perfect
not this shit again
Giro 2001 stage 16-17-18
Tiesj Benoot to Decathlon CMA CGM.
>>150534283>Labour day in the US lol>its not even on May 1laughing stock and clown of the world award goes to the USA once again
RIP
>>150535241they want to win the tour in the short term btw
I need to stop going on fb boomer bike groups.
>>150535466xbiking was a mistake
>>150535304Interestingly the idea of a September "Labor Day" antecedes the idea of May 1 as "Labor Day", despite May Day being a far, far older holiday in general.
>>150535656America used to have better worker rights but because it was a given it was never really set in stone a common theme in Anglosphere politics/philosophy
>>150534530how big was this hit in Europe?we never heard this in the US at all, even though we did get a lot of hits from Europe that became popular here
They should have an international neet day to appreciate those who have to toil away dealing with wagies. The endless drone of conversations about their mind numbingly boring jobs and workplace drama and treachery. Man it feels good to be a cozy neet.
>>150535466with proper looking handlebars, that could be a nice conversion
>>150535673>but because it was a given it was never really set in stoneNah thats wasn't why. They killed the workers movement literally with pinkerton agents and a ton of violence.
>>150535743every day, except weekends, is international neet day
>>150535466hipsters are so retarded90s MTBs ride LIKE FUCKING SHITheavy stiff steel tubesshit geometry shit tiny super stiff wheels shit brakes they have driven the price of these frames up so much it makes zero sense to buy one and convert it to one of these piles of shit over some 00s gravel/cx/mtb
>>150535743we need another Covid situation again where i can just get neet bucks for two years straightgod it was the best time of my life and i miss it so muchplease China send another chinkvirus our way again
>>150535850I agree with you even though most of what you stated is wrong and retarded.
>>150535728it was pretty common here at least, but not huge I guess
>>150535728here it was huge instant classic every party had the song on multiple times
>>150535743me going to work on a monday morning
>>150535728mega ultra hitits the early 2000's in a music video
>>150535895>me going to work any day of the week any day of the year
>>150535866The Virus came from Maryland
>>150535969then send it from Maryland i dont care just make sure i dont have to work again for another 2 years
>>150535822I joke that weekends are my weekdays because everywhere is busy and everyone is home so I can't go out and I have to deal with people. But it's actually true. 10am on a Monday morning is my cozy Sunday night.
boomerchadswe cant stop winning (and slaying strava KOMs)
>>150536235>calling it an 'e-bike' is in insultwell durh
Well we have completed the first week of a MIDDLING Grand Tour and that means it is time to catch up on our SENSATIONAL series of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!I have been out of the /wtw/ office for the last week so a few bottles today to catch up. Rest assured, these bottles were actually drank the day of the appropriate stage, so hold your complaints to the board of directors. Stage 5 of the Vuelta FINALLY involves some Spanish soil, but we have a bit of a cheeky wine here to celebrate the prolonged Grand Depart. The ITT is around the city of Figueres, the capital of Alt Emporda, and we have a wine from Alt Emporda to enjoy.RIM Vins de Jordi Esteve "Contraban" 2021 ($36)So this is a blend of Grenacha and Muscat d'Alexandria made in petillant naturel-style (please refer to former editions of /wtw/) with very natural vinification - unfined, unfiltered, unsulfured. Almost of the fruit is grown in Emporda proper, but there is a little bit of fruit from a friend's vineyard in Roussillon, hence the name 'Contraban' (it was previously illegal to trade across border during reign of Franco).Pours a light red/ruby with some cloudiness and effervescence. The nose is initially super wild and barnyard but blew off pretty quickly. Nose has ripe red fruit of rhubarb and strawberry with some funky herbaceousness, super interesting. Palate is light and sparkly with lightly drying tannins around the crunchy fruit core. There's some rough edges here with the brett and funk, but it is pleasant. Perfect for sitting around a fire in the late summer, went well with BBQ chicken. I apologize for the out-of-focus picture, I believe I was quite drunk by this point.
>>150535329oh its Godefroot that diedF legend
>>150535866Im still on neetbucks, you dont need covid for that.Just like froome I just peddle around here and there, do an occasional chute znd collect gibs
>>150536381insanely light coloured wine>unfined, unfiltered, unsulfuredoooofff not for mealso you better have a Rioja on your listi know we are not going to Andalusia but they have some amazing white wine there that cost nothing
>>150536399saviour of ciclismo
>>150536343cycling is the most unhealthy sport ever
>>150536442what do you mean
a symbolic photo if we compare it to traditional TdF sunflowers shots
>>150536442not reallyi would still say that body building beats cycling by far in terms of health problems later on in life
>>150536447healthy looking male compared to your schlecks
>>150536455no other country does wide open plateaus surrended by mountains like Spainthere is just something about it
>>150536463>Healthy
>>150536442and still not even close to be as unhealthy as being a roofer or paver
>>150536381have you got a spreadsheet with all the stats?
>>150536405>also you better have a Rioja on your liststay tuned>>150536667yes of course
>>150536682good I want to see it. Not now but at the end
liane washing her jersey and bibswho can find the crotch part????
>>150534242dont shoot the messenger, the Belgian stinky cheese pheno is based. Belgians make the best Belgian champions, twinks, and chocolate eber
>>150536831Too lazy to remove her number tags. I wouldn't let that woman near my home, it would be a dump in no time
UAE confirms Ayuso is leaving the team.
>>150537348welcome to Movistar, Juan
>>150537062where is the crotch part?????? red circle pls
ahahahaha lmao
Meal Prep Monday #yessir
>>150537426wow, that's literally me
>>150537426incredible
>>150537348its Ayuso Visma time the ultimate betrayel
>>150537348So, what's his plan for the Vuelta now?A) DNSB) Continue stage hunting on his ownC) Actually work a bit to impress potential new employersD) Say fuck it and pull for Ciccone or Vingo/close down all Almeida moves
is Lidl retarded enough to pick up that little rat?
>>150537527stage huntingi want to see Ayuso vs Vine breakaway battle royal
Are Lidl smart enough to pick up that brave young warrior?
>>150537426I mean it went from 40€ per year to 180 to watch cyclismo. Worst part about it they cancelled it just like that and said fuck you
>>150537348imagine my shock
>>150537527He’ll already has a new employer and contract waiting for him or he would be very very stupid
>>150537426>>150537474On that note, you can easily pirate that article by disabling JavaScript in your browser.
>>150537663oh yeah, paid subscription article about paid subscriptions is just an icing on a cake
>>150537527Attacking Joao
>>150537744How? he’s like annhour down
>>150537826>How?stick through the spokes
>>150536399he died for pog's sins
Is Cringegaard the worst champion in cycling?He's got to be the most boring, uninteresting, no fun one of them all
my theory is that ayuso is severely behind in development and cannot be told to do anything for others. this is a 5-6yo behaviour. i wouldn't be surprised if he didn't share his food or bottles either
The "Mou was right jar" is becoming full
SO WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW JONAS? HUH?IS THE STAGE TOO EASY SO YOU PLAY DEFENSIVE OR TOO HARD SO YOU'LL JUST SAVE ENERGY
>>150537348I'm opting out of Ayuso. It was a big mistake to take him to the Vuelta after all the noise all season. what a waste of talent
>>150538501They did this to make maxtin happy
>>150538656But this probably means he's gone too
>>150538198
really shitty situation for Almeida. little rat refuses to work for him to the point of breaking off contract early, sex offender wasting himself chasing points, the rest of mountain domestics are just useless.
>>150538680and good fucking riddance. one less bald fraud
All of this, because he refused to work for Pog last year
>>150538786Turns out sometimes you need to do your job
>>150538501no refunds
>>150537348>group harmony>grow and compete alongside the very best
Some (un)expected news has ROCKED the World Tour peloton! The only way we can wrap our heads around this VERY shocking news is with another sensational /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!This bottle marks the ninth stage of the Vuelta, which snakes along the valley between the Ebro River and the Sierra de Cebollera in the Northern Iberian Mountains. This is Rioja, one of Spain's greatest wine regions. It is famous for its complex, age-worthy red wines made chiefly of Tempranillo, heavily barrel-aged (usually in American oak). We have previously enjoyed a very nice bottle of Rioja Tinto in the Itzulia Basque Country but today are trying something a bit different.Cuentavinas Arriscado 2023 ($115)This is a blend of Garnacha Blanca, Tempranillo, and Viura old vines on mostly limestone soil in San Vicente de la Sonsieera. This is apparently biodynamic. It pours a pale yellow. The nose is extremely clean, really no oak to discern. There is light pineapple fruit and wet stone. The palate is medium, rounded but with a nice acidity that just cuts through the fat. The wine is profoundly mineral, with echoing stone.For the price, this is really too simple. It is finely built and the minerality is beautiful but there is very little interesting about this. Apparently prices shot up massively after a good review from the Wine Advocate for the 2022 vintage, but this is a bit of a disappointment.
>>150539010Do you ever tap out if its not your taste or do you finish all of these bottles? This one in particular sounds like it would be best to poor down the drain after a full glass.
>>150539010that's good looking fucking wine I'd drink that bottle in half an hour
>>150539072what a soulless team, every rider would be better of somewhere else
>>150539072
>>150539084>do you finish all of these bottleskek, have you never heard of alcoholism?
>>150539072>>150539111
>>150539111
>>150539084I never really pour it out unless it's flawed or something truly horrible (someone "gifted" me a bottle of bourbon barrel-aged wine once). This isn't bad by any means but it's just definitely not worth >$50. Oftentimes, these underwhelming wines I will actually drink way more slowly to see how it changes over hours to days, to see whether it opens up with time and air.
>>150539072At least Froome's ineios embraced their villian role and just went with it. These guys have no idea they're the bad guys.
>>150539288Yeah Visma are still the bad guys tho
https://www.idlprocycling.com/cycling/knetemann-and-co-thread-arrogant-brat-ayuso-on-saber-he-can-do-so-much-more-for-almeida
>>150539847Why do the Belgians love to here the opinion of boomer former cyclists
>>150539890idl is dutch my friend but it makes for good banter they talk more bluntly
>>150539890My bad I thought it was Gerrie Knetemann. He died 20 years ago lol
>>150539811how do you get booted off a team mid grand tour
Which team is competent or dumb enough to handle him?It will be Movistar, right?
>>150540090Lidl-Trekout with Gamergate in with Achuso
>>150535329He won 4 monuments and he also made Jan Ullrich together with Pevenage
>>150540090Hear me out; Uno-X
>>150540239fuck Uno-Shit and their dogshit team
>>150540264you seem butt blasted
Is ayuso a moron? Why would you give up that contract
>>150540289He wants to be treated like the generational talent he is?
>>150537627>40€ per year to 180 to watch cyclismoIn the UK it went from £84/year to £372/year. Positively hebraic
>>150540346You can't have a new generational talent every year
>>150540469And it doesn't end at that. It comes with ads too.
>>150540480why not
>>150540502He's what, a borderline top 10 GC rider when he should be rounding into his prime? Not exactly generational
>>150540824that generational for a burger/spanish runner
Horner angry at Ayuso
>>150540910Well he is kinda breaking the number one rule here on the butterfly effect.
>I NEED los grande super dopage to beat el vingegaard>Those syringes are for Tadej ONLY>Ay caramba! Dios mio todo este equipo está en mi contra! Los odio a todos!
>>150540469I pay a tenner a month for TNT which has all the cycling and a bunch of other stuff like Premier League and Moto GP and Tennis and whatnot. Genuinely a great deal but I'm still cancelling because ya know.. dodgy box.
watchy status?
>>150540090Appearantly he already pretty much signed for Trek
>>150541116Mads will buck break that little twink
>>150541188hasn't mads been squeaking about his team this past week
>>150541116good move for both sides.
>>150541224He's always on his team mates, squeezing more from them.
Mads is the bard of the party
Ayuso to Visma would be ideal. Ayuso to ineos or lidl is realistic and very boring. Ayuso to Kern Pharma or BH Burgos would be a appropriate.
Ayuso to Efapel Cycling. Now we're talking
>>150541114...do you parse his column through an AI?
>>150541666yeah man new trick. saves reading 10000 words
>>150541666>Actually reading his 20,000 words of AI-generated slop
>>150541114me
>>150541651Ah yes, the domestique Big Moreira needs to finally challenge Nych
>>150541188h-hot
yes well no one is at gaard level, so it's all about second place and the politicsgive me drama, give me dropping a team mate and ramble live in camera that your team does not let you win, give me punching and kicking at the finish lineof course I wished Almeida to have a full team backing him up, but it was already a huge task to even deplete visma domestiques, not even mentioning one of the domestiques was last year's winnerImpossible task imo, but it's been nice to see that at the very least Almeida is not wasting the chance that the managers gave him , even if realistically he only has 2 or 3 guys that can really help him. wish somebody would smack gim about positioning tho
>vuelta is on>spanish rider news>not a SINGLE spanish flag in sighti hate these people so much you wouldnt believe
The Aru Vuelta was 10 years ago. Fucking hell I can't believe that
from 1-10 what is the chance of a Ayuso DNS tomorrow?
Horner is raging about Ayuso
lov Ayuso because his very existence makes Pogimerda seethe for some reason
>>150541835I doubt he thinks about him at all
