nebraska still sucks edition
Nigger
B1G Champs
BUCKY INT
>>150461601hours later and it still holds true
OH MY GOD GET THIS WOMAN A POP FILTER FOR HER MICROPHONE
Harbaugh did nothing wrong
>>150463154Women should never call football games
>Cryami (OH)
>>150463154bet that pussy poppin rn iykwim bro fr
Drake Lindsey finna
Go for the surprise punt on 3rd down
nice play
they call dylan raiola the godfather?
coach primate
>>150463102I had a speed coach once, he told me I gotta go fast
thank fuck I was about to be mad again
Biggest win of the Cornholers season. Congrats faggots
College Pickem starts this Saturday (8/30) (currently at 45 /sp/tards)https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cpw: PAC12afterdarkNFL Pickem Starts 9/4 (currently at 64 /sp/tards)Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Password: Rosepink
>Wisconsin ran a QB sneak from under centerLONGO BALL IS FUCKING DEADWE ARE SO BACK
APOLOGIZE to the fighting sneeds
>>150463183nose tackle last name is corleone
Swiftiebros, how can this be...
>pornhuskers>>150463188
>>150463188thanks
Whats he thinking right now?
wow that movie looks like shit
Tufo also set a Guinness World Record for most pull-ups in 24 hours with 5,101.
>>150463198Shutvthe fuck up
>>150463204who he can blame it on
>>150463204thinking about kicking an onside kick
>>150463208makes sense, he has the core strength to circus seal 500 guys in row.
>>150463211no
>>150463204>where is the nearest bar and hot co-eds?
Does Nebraska have any corn hotties?
Nebraska is fucking back. Everyone apologize NOW
>>150463229Them bitches huge
This UAB game is ridiculous. 45-42 in the 4th quarter.
>>150463229google nebraskacoeds
>>150463185ATII
>>150463234who has the ball at the moment?
>>150463232back to losing at the end
>>150463229sorry lil bro, they're built for BCC
>>150463237I used to fap to the blonde fucking her self with a glass dildo so much like 20? Years ago. Wish I knew her name so I could fap to it again
>>150463229My gf is from Nebraska. She is an alcoholic and all the carbs go straight into her tits and stomach. It’s hot squishy wayAlso despite graduating she is dumb as hell so I don’t think they actually teach anything there
uh, cornhuskers?!????
I've seen enough. Nebraska will be 7-6 this season.
Lmao Alabama State just gave the biggest rushing hole possible to UAB
>>150463232Give it a few minutes, they will piss it away right at the end
>>15046325510-2 mark my fucking word
pissconsin wont cover though
UCF bailed out by targeting
freakin SLANTS
>all the QB can do is run>Nebraska refuses to use a spyDC is a retard lmao
this will be a 1 score game and sneedbraska will loseyou all know this
>DeKWAB Finn
>>150463237The girls in those videos are probably in their 40s nowMy personal favorite is this flat chest cutie getting porked by this dude telling her to say hi to his girlfriend
>work your entire program history up to getting in the big leagues>finally make it to the big leagues>get locked in a battle with jacksonville state in front of a 10% attendance stadium
>>150463204>I should of had more margaritas
>>150463274This made me feel sad
>>150463260The schedule looks pretty weak so maybe 9-3 at best but Michigan and Penn State are gonna rape this shit ass rushing defense
>>150463249Does she have a sister?
Reffies just bailed out UAB
>>150463287Yes but she is a meth addict and skeleton thin
when do my aggies play?
>>150463289Dilfer made the call
>>150463274ynr Blake Bortles
they scored way too quickly their defense is tired and nigbraska will run out the rest of the clock
Who is gonna lock and load? The Texas Longhorns of course
>>150463296I could make her gain
>>150463296Perfect. I'm fit and make good money
>be Nebraska>lead the entire game>last 5 minutes>piss it away and lose by 1 scoreIs there a more consistent tale in football?
>Brittany literally dragging mutthomes away from the game early so she can get back to her dog
>>150463309HOW IS THIS GAME STILL GOING?
>>150463309as a sneedhusker, no there is not unfortunately
>>150463313why does she need to get back to her dog? elaborate
>>150463300that team was fun
>>150463321
>Nebraska v Cincinnati>Raiola (muh next Mahomes)>Arrowhead>Kelce and Taylor Swift >ESPN (Disney)It's all so tiresome
>Mahomes has left the building
>>150463297saturday night
Will you be disappointed if even when you’re old and your team still hasn’t sniffed a natty?
>>150463297what even is an aggie anyways?
>>150463343just add an f
>>150463327My ex said the feeling is indescribable so I can see why
>>150463330His wife has an appointment
>>150463343it's that breed of weird pointy collie dog
>He's not a Nebraska and Chiefs fanSad
Damn he was in his ass like AIDS
Trent Dilfer lives to see another game
>>150463343>>150463357It's short for agriculturalists, retards
>>150463347>>150463357>>150463366It seems that no matter where one goes outside of Aggieland, there are always those who ask, "What is an Aggie anyway?" I am so glad they ask because it gives me an opportunity to talk about one of my favorite subjects. I usually respond by first telling them what an Aggie is NOT. An Aggie is not a pig or hog, as they are called in the Ozarks. An Aggie is not a horse, such as the one representing that school out in West Texas. An Aggie is not a pony, like the one in "SMUland." We are certainly not a frog or horned toad, nor a Waco bruin or bear. We are not a little ol' cat or a fowl owl like those in Houston. Most definitely, we are not of the long-horned cattle variety. If we were, we would be a bull or a cow rather than some non-productive steer. (Since a steer is non-productive, and t.u. chooses to be represented by a steer, then logic would follow that t.u. must consider themselves...Hey, don't get mad at me or say, "that's a little strong." I didn't pick their mascot, they did.)The fact is that an Aggie is not any type of animal. We have Reveille, who is our 1st Lady, but we're not the Texas A&M Reveilles. We're the Aggies. An Aggie is a human. When I think of an Aggie, I think of church, community, and state leaders. I think of the many Aggies who have sacrificed their lives as defenders of freedom through their service to the United States of America.
>>150463296Hot desu
>Gayola
goonchads how we feelin?
>cornsuckers
>>150463375>>150463347>>150463357>>150463366Aggies are the first to answer the call to serve their country. Aggies are ministers of the gospel, coaches of Little League teams, public school teachers, and leaders in community projects. Many are medical doctors, veterinarians, and engineers. Others are civil servants, congressmen, and entrepeneurs. Thankfully, many are responsible for feeding the world as farmers, ranchers, and agricultural researchers. And we all know that if it were not for Aggies who become lawyers, there wouldn't be such a thing as a "good" lawyer. In essence, Aggies get things done. We are doers! Aggies are the Twelfth Man, builders of bonfires, carriers of tradition, participants in Musters, and, too often, attenders of Silver Taps ceremonies. Texas Aggies say HOWDY. We know how to look a man in the eye and shake hands. Aggies get a chill up our spine when we hear the National Anthem or sing the "Spirit of Aggieland" or "Aggie War Hymn," or when we march to chow under the direction of a drum and bugle corps.What is an Aggie? Who are the Aggies? It is simple, "We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we, true to each other as only Aggies can be..."AGGIES - HOW SPECIAL!
it's fucking over
has anyone else noticed the jerseys all look cheap? did they get a new sponsor or something
>not saving the last timeout for offenseFucking stupid
Awesome Aggie SayingsThese are just a few of the many.I would rather flunk out of A&M than to graduate with honors from t.u.If t.u. were playing the University of Moscow in Red Square, I would be on the goal post waving a big red flag.West Point is a good prep school for A&M.t.u., t.u. - where the girls are girls and the boys are, too.I would rather go 0-11 and be an Aggie than be National Champs and be a 'sip.Texan by birth, Aggie by the grace of GodAggies may get out-scored, but they never lose.We've never been licked.I would rather eat barbed wire than go to t.u.If I had a low IQ, I would go to t.u., too.No Aggie was without a job during the Great DepressionBOSS - What you call an Aggie five years after he/she graduates"Howdy!", "Gig'em!", "Farmer's Fight!", "Ol Army!"The 4 responses allowed by a fish:1. "Yes, sir!"2. "No, sir!"3. "No excuse, sir!"4. "Sir, not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear I may deviate from the true course of reactitude. In short, sir, I am a very dumb fish and do not know, sir."t.u.: Aggie term for The University of Texas, that small secular (Berkeley Of The South) school in central Texas
Come on Cincinnati
>huskers
another iconic Nebraska choke job incoming?
overtime inc
>this is the 2 minute timeout
imagine sucking fucking dick in a "home" game with your mutt hero and his wigger, dog-fucker and zogbot whore friends in attendance.
>>150463417they are only up cause of two retard calls that gave them +7
oh, good , instead of going back to the game lets cut to the biggest (((zogbot))) faggot, "svp", in the world to spruce it up for us.
>>150463395this is why texass should’ve have been invited to the EEC, pls stop redeeming the spam saaaaar
>under 50 yds passingjeez man
another MUTTHOMESIAN flag on the play.
imagine seething about patrick muttholmes in a cfb thread for hours on endbrady cucks really do be like that
>>150463439meanwhile QB runs are gutting Nebraska's defense and they won't spy him
What does Mahomes think about this dude on Nebraska that pretends to be him? Has he ever commented on it? Cause it seems really weird
cinci got 75% of the gate
>>150463438*shouldnt
It's coming down to Sneed.
nice pass
GO BIG RED GO BIG RED GO BIG RED GO BIG RED GO BIG RED GO BIG RED
>don't even bring up 7om Brady>the muttstathomo starts seethingkwab
Ogredimes incoming.
>>150463444Based and nice trips>>150463445Pipe down, Schizo
I've been up since 2AM yesterday morningI just drank my double-strength sleepytime teaPlease do not send this to OT, I'm dying here
MY REFFIES
>it's happening again
>>150463464My thoughts exactly
>>150463464wakey wakey, sleepy boi
AHHHH REFS SAVE KELCE'S TEEEAAAAM!!!!
>SLURP SLURP SLURPMmmmmmm mutt dick
It’s so over LMAO
wew
>>150463464Is this a zoomer code for codeine cough syrup?
THE SNEEDHUSKERS ACTUALLY DID ITTHEY WON A ONE SCORE GAME
husker bros...
Sorsby got greedy
SON OF A BITCH
Thank fucking God
COBBEDOBBED
ho lee fuk
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHITSCINNATI
The White Man Marches On
>Bearcucks
Matt fool just got lucky
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIME TO EAT SOME COOOOORRRRRRRRN
Bad guys won again
>nebraska hands them the game>meme QB tries to win it with his arm and throws an INTkek
>>150463451he think whatever his (((handlers))) tell him to think about it.
ATTENTION EVERYONEI DEMAND APOLOGIZES BELOW ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
thats a ball dont lie respect cincy
>corn boys actually did itTHIS IS THE YEAR WE GET THAT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BACK
punch the “1-0” guy in the mouth
he had control of that ball at the 1 and then fell back into the end zone, obvious safety
>shitcinatti
how does (((espn))) give full credit to mutthomes for this "victory"?
brady cucks on suicide watch
>>150463502Nebraska gives and gives games away, it’s time for them to be given a game for once
>Nebraska clutched a close gamewhat in tarnation
>It's kino
well, that shirt is the next nu and if it isn't then that's a shame
>ShitskinastyBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHIS IS WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE OUR RETARDED WORTHLESS BUM OLDER BROTHER
>>150463514It’s a new year
>>150463513>given
B1G remains undefeated
THE CORNING HAS BEGUN
>>150463509You know about momentum, don't be a nigger
that was close but still waiting for the first bed shitting of the season (boise state doesn't count they were clearly overrated)
>>150463249>Nebraska wins>my chunker nebraska gf is suddenly REALLY hornyThank you for not choking for the first time ever
So why do people think the big ten and sec are untouchable when other teams can still play them to the last minutes?
>>150463544because these teams are nowhere near representative of the B1G. the teams that played today were your former B1G West Shit Mountain merchants and Buttgers.
>Nebraska won a close game. Don’t give me hope. Please
>>150463533>underthrowing the fucking ball>everany qb that ever underthrow a ball needs to be shot on fucking sight, nice work letting the defense catch up you fucking shitthrow it out the back of the end zone next time and get another down
All of YOU FUCKING APOLOGIZE RIGHT DUCKING NOS
>>150463514The curse is broken
I've seen enough, Nebraska is going undefeated in the regular season with their meme schedule
>>150463551So the big ten is really ohio state, penn state, michigan, and oregon, and everyone else is just worthless.
33/42243 YDS2 TDS0 INTS
>>150463557that was the cb that just caused the penalty it was a ball dont lie
>>150463557dude had like 50 yards passing the entire game, only reason it was close was because Nebraska sucked in the red zone and they refused to put a spy on the QB. Sneeds had almost 400 yards of offense but only got 20 points out of it
it was ugly but they did it
>>150463569Give him the heisman. No cap fr fr
>>150463569>6 (((flags))) that favored either him or his teamVERY MUTTHOMESIAN INDEED!
>>150463569OC needs to dial up some deep play action passes with how well the run game was working. Enough of the dink and dunk shit
a perfect nightcap to end the day's slate of gamesanSDSU beating an upstate New York JUCO by an unimpressive margin
>>150463569what a player i bet nobody throws a 1 yard tunnel screen like he does
I see the 'cord is on the seethe in here too
>>150463569>33/42>avg: 2.3 yardskwab
>>150463576sounds exactly like the games nebraska loses over the last ten years, maybe they are turning a corner after all
>>150463610you didn't major in math, did you?
>>150463581a win is a win
>>150463616>b-b-b-b-but YAC counts as a QB stat!!!!kwab
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
fag-kaska fans are literally jerking it to (((sportscenter))) right now because their CFB hero and mutthomes are being talked aboutkek. sad. pathetic even.
Nebraska is undefeated.
>>150463624weirdest concession to date, desu
>>150463630IAYC :^)
>KC natives gaytard swift and her wigger puppet will be making regular visits to lincoln to cheer on the mutthomo worshipper raifagolaOh, good, as if we needed more of the barren cunt on our TVs,
>Boise State got dogged by USFBronco Bucksters...
>c-concession!!!kwabraskatard.
>>150463650>>150463636
>>150463646Delicious, yummy Seethie-O's
I have Nebraska going far in my CFP bracket
>>150463657>>150463658>>150463650
>people seething this hard over sneedbraska getting a wintrannies mad
>>150463675>>150463657
>>150463695>>150463675
>>150463697>>150463641
Thoughts?
>>150463649they got absolutely bamboozled
>>150463704>relying on clempusno
>>150463704Buy some lotto tickets retard
>>150463704Gambletards have a mental illness
>>150463704the degree to which gambling has been embraced and endorsed by the media and leagues is still insane to me
>>150463631roughly 60% of sportsbook profits are from parlays, parlays are suckers bets
>>150463704>Miami>FSPoo
I have seen what I needed to see. I’m betting 10 grand on Nebraska next week. It’s almost all my money but it’s gonna pay off
I can't believe we were in a close game that ended in a turnover...and we won.
2-4 on spreads thanks to Rutgers and NC State blowing it in the 2nd halfprops saved me
>>150463216UCF fans already are blaming everything on Gus, claiming he snuck off in the middle of the night, leaving the program in shambles. That's good for Frost as it gives him two years to "rebuild" the program, after which they're going to expect Frost 2.0 (Big 12) to win as much as Frost 1.0 did (AAC).
>>150463749Buddy you're gonna lose money on the transfer fees for that, they're playing Akron
Looks like Missouri felt a bit disrespected by the preseason rankings
>>150463758>gus is coaching for the team that stole his nattyI would have a hard time for that.
>>150463628Based Tiger bot
>>150463790Might need you to take over the botposting for the next week. I’m going into the northwest territories and will have very little cell service.
>>150463767So trashing a FCS gigashitter was suppose to impress us?
>>150463704i think this faggot is a zogbot bitch whore worships blacks. That's my thought.
>>150463704>betting on parlayswhy?
>>150463714>>150463716>>150463719>>150463891I can't bet on my state
>>150463891The temptation of a big payout chance
>>150463808I'll see what I can do but doubt I'll be at your level. Sometimes the threads come and go before I've even checked the board.Beware of the ketchup potato chips while hanging out with the snow leafs.
>>150463891Being bad at math. Some majors, like Elementary Education, only require passing College Algebra to graduate. Often it's a special section of College Algebra just for Elementary Education majors, which has been dumbed down so most of them can pass.
>>150463704FSU line would have to be +23.5 before I would consider it
>>150463946I believe in you. As you see there the threads stay alive for a while even after 500 posts.
>>150464052>+23.5shit non key number +24.5 is something you could consider
Air Force is winning the Mountain West. Just accept it. They will BONE their way to a playoff berth.
Roll Tide
LSU safety A.J. Haulcy will not play first half of the Clemson game. Per the NCAA: “In the last game of the 2024 season, Haulcy was ejected from the contest, initially listed as unsportsmanlike conduct but clarified postgame that game officials ejected the player for fighting, a carryover penalty.https://www.espn.com/contributor/pete-thamel/0e6a34dd56938
>ucf needed a miracle 4th qtr comeback to beat jax stateFUCKING LMAOYeah nice "power 4" team you got there lmfao
Good morning /cfb/ bros. My boy Arch is playing tomorrow.
>miss me yet?
>>150465447Rome wasn't built in a day. It will take Coach Frost time to undo the damage done by the previous staff. He's done it before and we believe he can do it again.
I know Bryson Daly graduated but Army should be like 30 point favorites against any FCS team except NDSU
>>150463704>SVParlayWe are too far gone
>>150463897thank your lucky stars for that
>>150463546Its ok nebraska. I've seen kentucky lose like that except worse against forida
>want to watch/listen to football or something talking about it>BET NOW PARLAY OVER UNDER VEGAS' LINE FOR THE GAME PUT YOUR MONEY DOWN NOWWhat are the odds at this point its all rigged or at the very least players shave points?
>>150467135I don't think it's rigged because, assuming the casinos know what they're doing, it doesn't have to be. The math will work out for them no matter the result.
>>150467135I'm 99% sure that all major sports are rigged or heavily controlled.
>>150467135I haven't noticed any players doing anything as blatant as that NBA player that got a lifetime ban after DraftKings noticed that people were winning big money off prop bets involving him. Dude was purposely doing shit like taking himself out of the game with bogus injuries to limit his playing time and avoiding rebounds lol
>>150463891Well how else am I going to have interest in trash ass programs playing on Thursday night?
>nebrask win>get to watch Colorado and the monkey lose tonight >Ohio state starts 0-1>catholics beat the niggers Sunday What a weekend lads
>>150467247meanwhile you had that receiver at LSU placing a ton of "over" props on himself and having an emotional breakdown on the sidelines when he only got four targets and dropped on of them. it didn't make sense at the time, but made a whole lot more in retrospect
Is Arch going to beat to Ohio State tomorrow? Please discuss.
>>150467291lmao i completely missed that scandal
>>150467135100%. Especially in football. I don't watch CFB much anymore but the NFL had so much refball and general weirdness last year that it was hard to take seriously.
>>150467292No but Kentuckys defense will make him look like a child
>>150467313Its a shame. I will watch cfb anyway though
>>150467135there's a reason why basically all of professional sports avoided having a team in Las Vegas for decades. and in seven short years we have official sportsbook partners with leagues.
Prepare your anus Tarleton State, Army is going to BONE you.
RAH
>>150467397sheeeeeeeit. I was in Minneapolis last year and didnt see chicks like this walking around
Saw4p
>>150467135i remember a vanderbilt qb alleging that he was approached by the mob to throw games
>>150467420>TUNA
>>150467292honestly probably not. Texas secondary is going to take a step back without baron and mukuba. Those two were elite as fuck. I think the defenses will be dominant on both sides but ohio state will get a couple dragons and it will be enough to win. I say this as someone who wants texas to win as well. Still though, it should be a close enough game that it could go either way if texas gets a couple turnovers thats all it would take.
>>150467413They’re everywhere on campus
>Nebraska needed a miracle to beat Cincinnati
>>150467413I used to go to Minneapolis for shows all the time and there are absolutely chicks like this running around, rich Edina hoes
>>150467607>get mocked when they lose a one-score game>get mocked when they actually win a one-score gamedamn, cornhuskers cant catch a break
>>150467607Jealous we are one and 0. We will be 3-0 going into Michigan at home. Blow me faggot
>>150467413The hot girls are real but aren't typical. Pic related is what you're going to see most of the time.
>>150467681if you're not blowing out your opponents 223-0, you're officially worse at the game than the 1916 Yellowjackets and are therefore a shit team who should disband
>>150467682it's gonna be hilarious when Moore gets his ass handed to him by Oklahoma, then has to watch his team lose from the couch because he took his suspension against Nebraska
HUSKED DOT COM
>Boise State started the game with 2 sacks, 4 TFLs, holding USF to -10 yards, and being up 7-0>ended it losing 34-7
>>150467824sounds like the defense gassed out
>>150467607>Down by 3, in FG range>QB has 69 yds passing, 96 yds rushing>Call 30+ yd pass to the end zone>Easily picked offWhat did Satterfield mean by this?
>>150467841they weren't gassed, USF had a TD called back for holding in the second quarter that featured their QB breaking about six tackles.they were just playing poorly and had the early advantage because USF's QB was coming back to the game after missing most/all of last year with an injury, so he and the OL were rusty.
>>150467841That low altitude is a bitch for the mountain boys used to thinner air.
>>150467875if your offensive unit blasts a bunch of short possessions the d can't maintain
PJ Fleck owns Nebraska KEK ski u mah cornfuckers
>>150467860he threw a jump ball to the guy who just committed to the penalty, its like the seahawks throwing that slant to the random bum malcom butler. It's just what you do if your opponent does some retard shit its human nature to want to exploit it, sometimes its bait sometimes its not
>>150467247Iowa State had some kind of betting scandal with their players, I'm forgetting the details though.
>>150467876is it? i remember a couple years back when boise state scored 23 unanswered points to beat fsu in a season opener and willie taggart tried to blame the loss on his players being dehydrated or some shit like that
>>150467959i think it was players from iowa state AND iowa that got busted in a sting op
>>150461601Nebraska deserves too suck
how we feelin black k***ht chads? i feel like we will drop this opener for some reason, it would be fitting.
>>150468014Husker schedule is one of the weaker ones in the conference, they'll probably win 7-8 games
reminder of what you support when you cheer for the Auburn Tigers
>>150468160
>>150467923Not a single real blonde in the pic
>>150468160>>150468173why do you have so many pics of a random bama church, are you scoping your target?
>>150468160>Cadillac Need MillionsWhat does he need millions for? Them programs?
>>150468274Cool it with the antisemitism
>>150467968There are good reasons why he's now just a position coach.
>>1504676823-0 against who? Akron and an FCS team? Teams with a combined 9-15 record last year?
Will Georgia Tech defeat Coach Primate tonight? Please discuss.
>>150468494>Will Georgia Tech defeat Coach Primate tonight? Yes>Please discuss.No
>>150468494on the plus side it'll be interesting to see how Colorado's offense looks without everyone obviously funneling plays through Shedeur to boost his statson the minus side their OL is probably still dookie and Salter will get broken in half
>>150468494It does not seem like they've fixed the OL and they no longer have Hunter to put the team on his back. I think GT wins here
>>150468667i see no reason other than injury that the buffies win.
>>150468186my god you are boiling
>>150468734What?
CASHMEOUSSIDEHOWBOUDAH
>>150468810but he has orange on?
>>150468810Orangefags been real quiet since this dropped
>>150468810If the Tennessee/Syracuse game gets shot up we have a suspect
>>150468850Nothing of value lost there
>>150468810unc dont play
>>150468810lmao why does he need the two calf holsters?
>>150468810HHHHHWHAT
>>150461601If Bama blows out FSU by like 20+ points tomorrow how hot does Norvell's seat get?
>>150468869Ain’t no one finna get the drop on unc
>>150468869>needain't called the bill of needs commie
>>150468869SHALLNOTINFRINGE
>>150468896only thing hes missing is an rpg-7 strapped to his back
>>150468883worst place in america to be caught lacking is the wally world parking lot
>>150468810share this w your closest european friend and watch their brain melt
>>150468896>>150468908Sure, we get it. But there is no way he can defend all of those guns if someone starts wrestling for them, and then he’s armed his opponent.
>>150469033>and then he’s armed his opponent.jokes on you, everyone in the bible belt is already packing
>>150469033Hey captain literal: no shit. He’s obviously a fucking retard. That’s the joke.
>>150469053Dont try to gaslight me
>>150468810>no pocket pistol that fires a missilecmon man
I miss college so much bros
>>150468810lmao you can tell this knock-kneed bitch never played football
>>150469121the amount of pussy I turned down in college makes me want to kill myself
>>150468869>drop down, hands around ankles>secure grip on calf pistols>roll forward into tactical somersault>spring up into dual wielding firing position>open fire on the opps (and the Taco Bell Live Más Student Section behind them)
I thought all this time the LSU-Clemson game was in death valley. Just realized it was at Memorial Stadium in Pickens county.
>>150469121>>150469146bro you realize you can still just go to college bars and fuck these girls. Its not over till you are like 42 years old
I’m just happy Auburn is going to win tonight. Baylor is a flyover shithole
>>150469289Auburn calling Baylor a shithole. I have officially seen it all.
>>150469289A shithole in Alabama is calling a shithole in Texas somehow worse >nigger infested >swamp
>>150469330Auburn is a majority white, vibrant city. You have no clue what you’re talking about. I’m originally from New York and I came down here for school
>>150469353jew york is a nigger infested swamp as well
>>150469396Is that Mikey from Orange County Choppers? Didn't know he was a gators fan.
>>150469387Have you ever left your trailer park? there’s a ton of money in New York
didn't realize Coach Primate is on tonight
>>150469434no one cares about your shithole go back pompous faggot
>>150469353Alabama nigger shithole. I am a west coast chad in an actually white city. T. SLC chad that sees maybe a single nigger per month literally
>>150469353
>>150469281that's a unicorn at stout
>>150469281Zoomettes don't go out to get drunk and hook up. They lay in bed doomscrolling and if they get horny they find some Chad on a dating app or IG.
>>150469487Why was Boise ranked #25? It seems that they don't have a very good college football team this year.
>>150469518Who will win tonight, App State or Charlotte? Auburn or Baylor? Please discuss.
>>150469570preseason rankings are always dubious. i can understand ranking the broncos because they made the playoffs last year but this is clearly not the same team we saw last season
My knigga
>>150469665How do you even pronounce that?
>>150469665>>150469680Dont say it
>>150469353I absolutely believe it's whiter than New York
>>150469457Rather white for Alabama and even for the US.
>>150469680With the hardest K in the history of announcing if you're white, or the fun way if you're RG3
>>150469653App State and Baylor since the game isnt at Jordan–Hare
>>15046970520% of the population is subhumans. God I love living in salt lake. I would snap if 2/10 people I encountered were mutts
>>150469653App State needs to step up its slam pig game.
>>150469724SLC is on track to be a third Latino, better make the beer stronger.
>>150469727You can tell she likes having her hair pulled while getting slammed from behind.
Just a reminder that urine is sterile
>>150469724Give it time. The Church openly celebrates Utah being the least white since statehood. Got to make up for all that Children of Cain stuff they did.
For me, it's Dylan Raiola
>>150469763Mormons believe brown skin people are inherently evil.
>>150469777lmao. checked
For me its SMU vs East Texas A&M on the ACC Network.
>>150469784Momonism is minority white globally. They gave up on white supremacy decades ago and are making up for lost time by bringing in Pacific Islanders. Now they have gang problems in Utah, but they're brown Mormon gangs.
>>150469763>mormon feminist
>>150469829It gets worse.
>>150469763UPCI is the correct Christian denomination. It's the only one that knows how to tame women.
>>150469889>shoots up your child’s mass
>>150469889>the things that have kept civilization going for thousands of years actually hurt everybodyhow do these people come up with this stuff?
>Ohio State now the betting underdog it's over, Ryan Day has lost control of the program
>>150469938
would you rather watch your team as 40 point favorites or two ranked teams play, if both games are on at the same time?
>>150469991Flip back and forth. Then watch the better matchup in the 4th.
>>150469991I'd watch my team and then flip over during commercials and at the end of the game.
Reminder that Auburn is whiter than your school.
>>150469938I mean ever trusting Ryan Gay in a big game is the height of retardation>b-but muh natty—Needed a do-over against Oregon and then beat a fucking Marcus-Freeman-led bootyblasters, forgive me for not being impressed
>>150470020White includes jews though
There’s no nascar today, tell me what game to watch.
>>150470036Air Force & Tarleton State
>>150469908Based. Papists deserve the rope. Worship your idols at the gates of Hell.
>>150470033not a lot
>>150470036UNLV vs Sam Houston in the Defense Optional Bowl
>>150470020>only 3% asiandegree mill
who actually won the national championship last year? Because it wasn't anOSU
>>150469991My team for at least the first half.
>>150470101>actually wanting a bunch of changs around
>>150470108Well, if Ohio State didn't win, it logically goes to the only other team to win at least three playoff games.
>>150470108Michigan beat Ohio State so by the transitive property they won the natty
>>150469991I only care about my team. College football as an overall sport doesn’t really interest me.
>>150470121There's no limit to the heights OSU will reach while still losing The Game
>>150470108Everyone was unmasked as a fraud at some point so there’s no legit championThe least fraudulent team was Oregon, gay as hell that blowhio’s taint got a mulligan when they lost fair and square the first time
>Lineal ChampionshipWho is going to dethrone Florida? It's not going to be Long Island University. Does USF have a chance, or do we have to wait for LSU?
>>150470146This, only frauds make the playoffs
>>150463204>I just need more time
>>150469938Insiders at texas have been saying the defense will not just be better than least years but that it will be the all time best defense we have ever had
>>150470064Just the athletic director and basketball coach.
>>150470238someone has to craft the necessary hebrew words of power for athlete contracts
Oasis was BIBLICAL last night bros heading to the bar in Wrigleyville to drink off the hangover what games are we watching today?
>>150470256Hebrewed Hugh Freeze in as your coach.
>>150470044>>150470084Both on the same channel I don’t have. I live in CO so guess I’ll watch that. Go GT.
>>150470263Since you asked (but you'll probably not be interested).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQoL2QDBI
>>150470263We're going to watch Coach Primate take a fat fucking L.
>>150470274>not watching illegal streams/appsWhat's wrong with you?
>>150470045you will never be a woman
>>150470202eh, everybody's program insiders are gonna hype up their teams before the season. thankfully we'll get to see how accurate everyone insiders were once the games finally start tomorrow
>>150470263Fuck I just realized it’s Friday not Saturday
>>150470333did you boyfriend have a great time as well?
>>150470289I’ve got plenty for /hoc/ and /turnleft/ but none for college ball. Didn’t want you lads to spoonfeed me streams, just a game to kick back and watch.
>>150470347My wife had a blast don’t be rude
I’m so ready for NBA to start back, football is so scripted for Vegas it’s unbelievable. I only watch college during the first couple of weeks because there’s nothing else on. Last year I tuned into the national championship and it was like watching the WWE on grass.
the NBA also has a majority of European fans, only brown people watch handegg now. The demographics have shifted
>>150463569>YPA: 5.8>YPC: 7.4>79% completion Not a bad day, could have been worse. Passing against 3-deep safety defenses isn't supposed to be easy and I don't Nebraska plays another team that does that stuff. >>150463598Yeah idk what the fuck Holgerson was doing. He was spamming passes against a 3-3-5, should have ran the ball more. I did enjoy how he used Heinrich Haarberg as a Taysom Hill knockoff player, though. >>150468646>on the plus side it'll be interesting to see how Colorado's offense looks without everyone obviously funneling plays through Shedeur to boost his statsThey were so obviously spamming pass plays to help him pad stats. FFS, they hired a Briles offense guy to be OC (Sean Lewis) back in 2023. You're not supposed to spam passes in that scheme. >>150468646>on the minus side their OL is probably still dookie and Salter will get broken in half>>150468667>It does not seem like they've fixed the OLYall fell for the myth that CU's OL was ever bad. The playcalling was basically setting them (and the entire offense) up for failure plus the fact that Shedeur held the ball forever. They were fairly competent at run blocking, Deion just never let them do it enough because he wanted his son and Hunter to get stats + highlights.
>>150470493
What will Prime do if whatever random cracker Colorado is starting this year looks better than shedeur? Adopt him?
>>150470503I actually think the Buffaloes D will be good, we'll see if Colorado can actually establish the run because the D won't matter if they're always on the field
>>150469991I can record both and watch them. This is 2025
>>150469281>try to go hang out at bars near my D2 alma mater, used to be lit every weekend>it's completely dead, a shadow of its former glory, more ghetto than I remember>go to bar scene near SEC school >crazy as hell, reminds me of the old days, have tons of funDid 2020 absolutely destroy smaller schools or something? >>150469518>Zoomettes don't go out to get drunk and hook up. Yes they do. >They lay in bed doomscrolling and if they get horny they find some Chad on a dating app or IG.Stay off of /r9k/
>>150470537i think Salter from Liberty is the starter?
>>150470591Corona-chan blew a lot of shit up nationwide
>>150470594dark white
>>150470594Juju Lewis will probably take snaps at some point, too.>>150470560They improved a lot last year. If they go with Salter, I think the run game should improve a lot just because of his threat as a runner.
>>150470560it would be such a waste to have a QB like Salter and a RB like Dallen Hayden and still try to spam passes all game.
>>150470591yeah but I think a lot of that is just the inflation. When I was a young buck a beer was 2 dollars. Its literally like 4x that now and wages for a college kid are like the same
>>150470875We've all seen dumber things than that in ball bro
>>150470663>non-white
remember when everyone picked boise state to go to the playoff
>>150471065I didn’t. I knew they would fall off, but I didn’t think it would be this bad…
>>150461601You ARE going to your school’s home opener, right?
Is OU and OK St ever going to renew Bedlam rivalry? I thought Texas Tech and UT also had a rivalry going in the Big XII after A&M left for the SEC.
how do I meet college girls bros
Why is the first 2 weeks of CFB so boring? The majority of games are P4 schools shitting on inferior G5 or FCS opponents like it's a preseason game. Why not make a SEC vs Big 10 challenge like they do in basketball?
>>150471248just tell them you're a nonce, they love that shit
>>150471065the field is now open for any g5 shitter
>>150471199I don’t think OU has any incentive to keep it going. State is their third-biggest rival at best and it’s one of those big brother-little brother games where the big brother never gets any credit for winning but gets clowned on for a year if it loses, like UT-Vandy
>>150471199I am going to be real with you. Texas and TTU fans tend to root for eachother now that we are in different conferences. I am a texas fag and I want tech to win the big 12 and I know several tech bros who feel the same way. Its not rivalry at all anymore being in different conferences. Very opposite of how I wanted nothing but extreme failure for the faggies even when we were in different conferences.
what were the pirates thinking here?
>>150471199its not a rivalry was more of an annual humiliation ritual for poke fans for 100+ years
>>150471248Go back to grad school, drink during the day at an undergrad bar. Works for me.
>>150471250for obvious reasonsallows teams to work out details without risklets ESPN hype up 3-0 top 25 match ups that suck
>>150471437>doing all this corny shitClempiss by 21
>>150471383Sounds like the faggies are your rival, then. That's kinda how rivalries work, you don't want them to win no matter what. Which is odd, since you would think Oklahoma is your main rival but I remember longhornfags rooting for OU when they played A&M in a Cotton Bowl.
>>150471420Their minds were clouded by all the drugs they boofed before the game
I'm betting GT because it's fun to root against Coach Prime and Colorado not having Ralphie to run out is just sad.
>>150471563T minus 4 hours until Primate is exposed as a Travis Hunter babby
>>150471437
>>150471496No oklahoma is rival number the asshole kid who lives over on the next block and you will throw rocks at eachother on sight 1. Texas tech is like cool younger brother who you want to be successful as long as he knows his place and never outshines you. Texas a&m is like your little step bro is who is always trying to start start shit and has a mental illness and has used up every bit of goodwill between you two by being annoying and blatantly homosexual and an embarrassment to your entire household.
>Billy Edwards Jr. only has a sprained knee, will likely be back for the Bama game in two weeksThank God. I thought he tore his ACL for a second.
>>150471604>words words words to say someone isn't a rivalNo wonder texass never should've got an invite, they don't know what a rival is.
>>150471626Sorry bro sometimes I forget the georgia/alabama mind cannot process more than 10 words at a time
>>150471420Quarterback should have checked put of the play. Even if State had bit on the fake, there's 3 guys out there to the boundary and only one blocker
nobody likes the longhornsand now that its LA mini its only worsecant wait to beat up more fags from austin after the RRS
>>150471437Brian Kelly has been really weird about this game all offseason
Coach Chimpanzee
>>150471650Florida, but all you really said was "i mad" saar. Stop using chatgpt to translate your jeetspeak.
>>150471664you aint gonna beat up shit brokie. SEC hates us but they love you. 2-6 in SEC play lol everybody is glad your bitch gooner ass joined the conference
>>150471679woah woah that's a bit too far buddy
>>150471437im thinking Nussmeier has a great game but Kelly still somehow finds a way to lose
>>150471437if he really wanted to motivate players he'd put pictures of scissor lifts in each locker.
Baylor +2.5SJSU -13.5GT/COL under 51.5
>>150471802the white man marches on
>>150471802What race is this?
>>150463704Might as well set $100 on fire. Parlays that big are for suckers.
>>150471673I think if I was betting on which coach gets fired this year I would actually pick brian kelly as my number 1
>>150471802wtf is going on with that haircut?
>>150471951zoomer/alpha fags get perms
>>150463719its just another way to fleece goyim. If you are too good at sports betting they ban you.
>>150471939if someone gives you 100 to 1 odds you take it bro. Dont think about it just take it
>>150471974I meant his bangs. perms were a thing in the 80's but not mushroom hair. Americans had much straighter hair back then genetically
>>150471250P4 vs P4 matchups are risky in your opener. You lose early it seems like you're playing uphill the rest of the season. There's three top 10 matchups this weekend, which is about the best you could ever expect in a Week 1.
>>150471979>if someone gives you 100 to 1 odds you take it bro.only if they give me their money with which to chase those 100 to 1 odds. otherwise they can eat my ass
anyone going to the app state charlotte game today? deciding if I wanna get stabbed on the light rail or pay for parking.
>>150472005top 10 matchups are not that risky. teams from 15-40 ranked are risky. a top 10 ranked team can sustain a loss to a g5 team, a team ranked 23 cannot. a top 10 ranked team gives ELO to their opponent. a top 20 team is just a fraud.
>>150472046week 1/2 match ups dont matter with gay 32 team playoffs
>>150472102I like how they still try to hype up Texas/Ohio State like it's 2005 important. Blowsu could lose 59-0 then lose to Grambling the week after and lose another game and it won't matter
>>150472005it's not 2023 anymore hombreanOSU lost to a mediocre Michigan team on the last day of the season at home and still were called the championships. Whoever loses this game is still likely going to be in the 75 team playoff. It doesn't matter at all.
>>15047214975 teams? why do we need 100 teams in the playoffs?
new playoffs will be 4 pre-season games then single elimination every game after
>>150468810Jesus Christ that’s Jason Baboon
>>150472149that's only true if one or both sides plays competently. There's still a chance that Ohio State suffers an all-systems failure with their two new coordinators and goes 8-4 or something.
>>150472149They still matter. If OSU loses to Texas tomorrow, then loses 2 games in conference, as they did a year ago, they likely won't make it as an at large. 3 loss teams at large teams didn't get the benefit of the doubt last year. That extra loss could be a killer. OSU played a weak non-con last year but only had 2 losses, which allowed them to get in. Might as well play a weak non-con, you get rewarded for it.
>>150472296>Might as well play a weak non-con, you get rewarded for it.until you're one of those 9-3 teams and an OOC games saves your bacon. If Wisconsin were a 9-win team last year Alabama 100% goes to the playoffs instead of SMU or Indiana.
Rate my 7-leg, money line parlay for this evening:Appalachian State -150Wake Forest -950Michigan State -1600Auburn -119UNLV -325Georgia Tech -192 San Jose State -565
>>150472344very hebraic
>>150472344>trusting Hugh Freeze it's so over
>>150472344What is the payoff?
NEW>>150461601>>150461601>>150461601
>>150472344>-1600
>>150472370$371.57 on a $50 wager.
>>150472373why do i always fall for this
>>150472401
>>150472398>a 7 leg parlay with a 7.4x payoutJesus Christ you'd get a better ROI buying $50 worth of $5 scratch offs
new
College football noob here.What's the best game to watch tonight?
>>150472479Are you retarded? There are only two games that will be close, maybe just one. The rest are just to pad the numbers. $50 on Auburn only nets $44ish. This is basically betting $50 on Auburn and making $371 if they win.
>>150472569Auburn/Baylor and Georgia Tech/Colorado
>>150472577ml bets are retarded
>>150472577anytime I hear this I'm reminded of the guy whose 27-leg parlay got blown up because he got 26/27 right and the 27th was the #1 team in the country getting upset. once you're past three legs in a parlay, just got get a lottery ticket
>>150472618yeah but this is free money
>>150472603They're safe. I'm already up $665 on an initial $1000 deposit in 3 days. I usually walk away with $5-6k when I cash out in February.
>>150472684based, one game away from losing it all.
>>150472709That was Kansas over Fresno State. Game was never close.
>>150472684i cant bet more than ~$35 on CFB on main lines and ~$5 on propsthey don't let winners bet $500 post full stats, im limited on every US book allowed in NC
>>150472683I've just been making money betting unders. offenses are typically trash till week 4. and points on underdogs where normies are driving up the spread for the household name.
>>150472734This is my first week on BetOnline. Bovada stopped offering checks.
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>>150472734How has there not been a lawsuit with betchads forming a class action against these betting companies? I thought we have anti discrimination laws?
