previous >>150461601
>>150472768i look that
>>150472768ah the most gator man and his goblina wife. The perfect florida couple
>>150472762unders are +ev (way more often) since the public always overs. prop unders for CFB you arent allowed to bet unders since they are so beatable..prop sites like PP, Underdog, Sleeper you can make some money still with good projections. i post a spreadsheet every time i get an update. its from the biggest dfs site on the internet. the guy that does them uses google drive but doesnt limit access. if you hit them early youll get 15-20 yards move your way
Gamblers should kill themselves right the fuck now
>>150471749Forgot I made this last year
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>150472887I just know your ass was bullied as a kid.
>>150472834idk why betting companies let us see which way people are betting but once the o/u or spread is under 42% on one side its just free money 75% of the time. vegas has to move lines whether they want to or not in case they get pansed.
>>150472903how much money would you bet on that?
If I was banned from all the betting sites I would be selling my advice to people constantly talking about how I would just be printing money myself if I wasn’t banned. Cause usually when someone wants to sell tips and advice I think it’s a scam but it’s kind of legit if you got banned for being too smart
>>150472905Because Nevada law requires casinos to have a certain amount of cash on hand depending on money in play. It's not about getting pantsed, it's about losing your gambling license because you can't honor bets. Online gambling sites, especially overseas, don't have that requirement.
>>150472927If you're that much of a sharp you have to go bet IRL at physical sportsbooks, but yes it's fucked (((they))) can ban you from the betting apps for beating (((them))) at (((their))) own rigged game.
*sharts on u*
>>150472916Twice your net worth, which is still a negative number.>>150472927Gambling sites don't ban winners, they restrict people who make frequent withdrawals. This has been well known since the online poker craze circa 2005-06. If you restrict your withdrawals to once or twice a year and in a reasonable percentage of your total (sub 30%) they will never fuck with you.
>>150472957post the tripfag dubstonio and then you will be redeemed
>auburn are now underdogs against Baylor Hahaha
>>150472995they are still -1.5 favorites, basically even
>>150472995CLV wins again.
Tarleton State vs Army kicks off in 15 minutes
>>150472995>he didn't listen to the free money bet of the night
>>150472961....gambling sites are paying jeets to shill good PR for them.30 rupees have been sent to your account
>>150472993SEXOalso how is the outlook for sparty this year
>>150473072dependent on the travis hunter looking qb, Did chiles gain another 20 iq points or is he still 75 IQ?
>>150472995Jackson Arnold is a fucking disasterwatched that retard for most of last year every single weekend
>>150472993how is it that there's so many beautiful women in the world and not a single one is interested in me
>>150473058>taking a razor thin spread during Week 1Might as well go fuck a prostitute without a condom.
>>150473109you don't talk to them and/or you don't have money and/or you don't have status and/or you are ugly
>>150472993Don't deadname me chud>>150473072Memes ahead
>>150473114>get great CLV on all 3>that's bad!
>>150472995There was so much fucking shilling in the off-season for AuburnIt was revolting
Go Bluefuck ohio
>>150473109own a home dont be obese and make over 200k and those women are yours
>>150473136
Army -13.5 is free money today but they're pretty much losing the rest of their games because Dewayne Coleman sucks cock
michigan state 8-4 incoming. starting tonight
>>150473153
This is the first meeting between GT and Colorado since they split the title in 1990. Whoever wins tonight is the true champion of 1990. The 1997 split title was settled in the 2005 Alamo Bowl with Nebraska winning. Same stakes tonight.
>>150473133The other two are solid bets, that Baylor one was fucking retarded though.
>>150473154Air Force might be the best service academy team this year. Army will take a step back until 2027 when they'll dominate again.
>>150473154don't trust them not to take 8 mins a drive and kick FGs all night. my bets are Charlotte +7Baylor +2.5GT/COL under 51.5SJSU -13.5
GOLDY
>>150473169>split the titleThe year where Colorado needed 5 downs to beat an eventual 4-7 Missouri? LOL. Everyone knows GT was the national champion.
>>150473128It's over, chiles is a retard monkey with mike vick athleticism.
>>150472903gambletards get the rope
>>150473209t. never even made it to trig in high schoolKEK
>central Michigan vs SJSU in the darkOh hell yeah late night kino on the menu boys
>>150473193Still not sure Charles Johnson got in on 5th down.
>>150473058HOLY HECK IS THAT A 50% profit boosterino!
>>150473192>tummah
>>150473191>don't trust them not to take 8 mins a drive and kick FGs all nightThat's called real football. If your fullbacks don't have 15+ carries, you're not playing real football.
where the fuck is the tarleton/army stream
>>150473232>parlaytard tries to seem smart
>>150473193>5 downslol that fuckin game
Army is about to get they ass torn up. lol no magicaily season this year just a good ole ass beating the first game hahaha
>>150473252yea bluh these illegal streams need to get their shit together you can probably find it on youbue
>>150473252I got your stream right here
>>150473262kek
how we feelin fcs chads? we gonna get more than 1 win against big bro this year?
Tarleton State vs Army is on CBSSN for anyone that has that channel
Here's to another fun season. USC superpower 2027.
>>150473194I wish he had Vick speed. Also you need a real run game in the b1g and our OL is another problem
what warfighting-relevant skills do Army cheerleaders learn?
>Army has a black qboh no...
>>150473252https://tvsportslive.fr/47928-3/
>>150473303why not 2025 or 2026?
Coleman is a better passer than Daily ever was so they can actually throw the ball but they won't be shitting on teams with QB blast all game like they did last season
Space Force Greys will bootyblast this shit service academy in a few years
>>150473318Servicing soldiers in the field.
>army goes 3 and outits over
its armyover...
>>150473303I remember watching the Bush Push live. Couldn’t believe they didn’t call a penalty but it was kino and fuck Notre Dame.
that ball took forever to get there
>>150473369I strongly dislike it when a watch has elements that obscure the numbers in any way
Man down
>>150473385What’s your favorite watch face?
i need as STORMMMMM this week how likely will my wish be fulfilled
army pussy on his back. Total Tarleton State victory
It's over Armybros.
>>150473303Unironically I think USC finishes 4th in the B1G this year
Air Force would bootyblast both these teams
>>150473404fsu is the only chance and that is about 1% likely to happen
>>150473395
>>150473329Not enough talent on the roster yet. If Maiava took a huge step forward over the offseason plus >we get injury luck 10+ wins is possible this year, but that's an absolute best case scenario. I'm expecting 8-4 this season. USC has an excellent class committed for 2026 but I'm not counting on freshmen to carry the team, plus the schedule is brutal. In 2027 the schedule looks easier and the 2026 class will have a year of college development. That will hopefully be a second straight top 5 class along with a 5* returning starter at QB.>>150473369I was in South Bend for the 2003 and 2007 games (among others) but unfortunately I couldn't make it for 2005.>>150473410I don't, but we'll see how the back to back games of at Illinois/vs Michigan go. 2-0 there and I'll believe in a 4th place finish.
army losing is anti semitic you would be wise to slow your roll tarleton
>>150473423Nice. Now show us that hog. Go Bears!
Is Tarleton State one of the schools thats planning on jumping up to FBS?
>>150473395go Buffs btw trust in Prime
under two hours till Prime Time
Tarleton has cadets as well?
>>150473395Get on my level PLEEBS
>>150473481>his school didn't have a paramilitary
>>150473491I went to Annunciation AMA
>>150473491I thought every school had ROTC TARDS. I went to a directional school and they had them
>>150473523The world needs ditch diggers too
Army starting to settle into their groove.
>turlton
>>150473481They hate America bud are also kinda badass
lol he just bounced off the defender
Army is going to start steam rolling them. Hope everyone bet on Army.
make a game thread
yeah yeah yeah college football is back
>>150473594no
>>150473591I'm in at -14need to sure up the defense though
>>150473594Dilate
why don't army and navy each make Harlem Globetrotters-esque teams of graduated players who then, as part of their service, go around the world playing against each other to introduce other nations to the sport of American footballwe would have won in Afghanistan if they liked football
>>150473594
whats with all the high snaps?
>>150473632short QBs btfo
Turdletardbros... The wheels are falling off...
I'm sorry, but have the Tards already lost?
>>150473611Flexbone isn't a great introduction to American Football, since only they run it in the FBS. The Spread is what 95% of all teams run at any level.
bros I’m going out tonight and I really want to kiss a girl unironically what’s your advice
is army not fbs? it's not on the cbs sports scoreboard for fbs games
>Dan Mullen>Barry Odom>Gus MalzahnWho redeems himself first
>>150473647They emptied the tank on the first two possessions. They're done for.
>>150473656They tend to broadcast the service academy games different, they are FBS though
>>150473654ask lots of questions and seem interested. bitches love to talk about themselves
>>150473654buddy you already lost by being here
>>150473656they're FBS. maybe they were left off because they're playing an FCS school? i dunno
>>150473654The key is to not seem too interested. Act a little aloof but not weird. It’s a fine line.
>>150473594bro in case you dont know /cfb/ is the game thread for all of college games both football and basketball. some wizards from long ago decree it and so it was and still is
>>150473656they are, ESPN is having issues showing the gamecast too. not sure what's going on with this game
>>150473654Take some Xanax
>>150473654i dont know
>>150473654get her to sign that its okay to kiss her before you are brought up on rape charges
>>150473654show them a cool picture and accidentally swipe over or have them do it accidentally and make sure you have a picture of your massive cock there works every time
>tfw no mid Army cheerleader gf
Service academies always have better looking cheerleaders than you would expect, what is other schools problem? I remember seeing that even the Coast Guard had some lookers.
yellow jacket bros how we feeling?
>>150473696are you just trying to maximize the number of penises your gf comes into contact with, or what?
>>150473654This >>150473669And do it at the end of the date, unless you've fumbled shit. Then call an audible and go with a hug.
>>150473654if you live with your parents its over.Unironically a handshake and name asking, it breaks the touch barrier, talk to her, put your arm around her and see what she does. if she pulls away its over, otherwise you good. another good way to break touch barrier is say your hands are so small then you touch hands full palms.
>>150473654make her laughhow much does a polar bear weigh?enough to break the icehi I'm anon nice to meet you
>>150473654I’ll tell you my best trick because I’m old and married: Walk up to a girl you think is cute and tell her your “friend” thinks she’s cute but he doesn’t have the courage to talk to her. Then you point out the fattest retard in the bar and she will instinctively recoil lol. At that point you’re in.
I guess the HS tripfag is at some HS football game looking at cheerleaders. Wonder if he'll be around tomorrow.
>>150473720No doubt your wife is hideous, and always has been. Terrible advice.
>>150473696>ywn spend Sunday afternoon watching your army cheerleader gf build a patio with a big fat dip in her lip
>>150473703im thinkin the yellow jackets win
>>150473654lol like I’d ever tell you
>>150473736the guy from last year who tried to organize the meet up at Jerry world?
is tareltiinny state just faggies but more retarded?
>>150473654show her all the (You)s your post gotshe'll be impressed
why was that nigger doing the illumanati pose
>>150473654just bee you’re self
>>150473760Yeah. He apparently goes to HS playoff games in Texas with buddies.
>>150473717>make her laughthis
>>150473720Does your wife still give you shit tests that make you want to smack her?
>>150473703lol nahI heard Coach Prime interview this morning. He said this game is personalYall pussy honey bees about to get booty blasted lol
>>150473736does anyone have the post of the guy that goes to high school volleyball game with a clipboard and dresses like a scout its a rare one
>>150473754Are you married?
>>150473805Is that just called being a predator?
>>150473798Literally what?
>>150473768looks similar to me. from what i read, tarleton state cadets dont have to serve in the military
>>150473814nice here's mine
>>150473816well he said a lot of the moms came up and asked what school he was for and he got some mom numbers but i would guess the former is the likelier option
>>150473788isnt this normal in texas
>>150473821>doesn't know what a shit test isAre you 60?
wew nice catch by that tarleton state reciever
Coach Spearchucker
>you guys are my best friends and no one will know that at my funeral
all the retards in this thread"heeerrrr da amry just score touchy downy we dey gon wiinn heerrrr derrrp"Me smart football fan"No, Tarleton state dominated portland state last week and is a great FCS program and it's only the 2nd quarter. they will make a comeback"
>>150473814what's wrong with the colorado guy sim anon?
>>150473720KEK
Niggas out here wearing watches like your phone don't be tell you time
>>150473843Probably. I don't have a problem with the guy since he likes old school football formations. Was just curious if he's still around or not.
>>150473844I’m 46 how old are you and have you literally ever had sex?
>>150473849just put a clause in your will asking one of your friends to make a thread (or post here) inviting usi'll come
>>150473868fuck bro i choked on my food
wow this army D sucks
>>150473851Based cfb elder
Preston Stone over 177.5 PassingPreston Stone over 5.5 RushingNicholas Singleton under 25.5 ReceivingGeorge Burhenn under 20.5 ReceivingDeSean Bishop over 68.5 Rushing
arch maning looks mentally challenged
TD Texans
>>150473876Don’t make me cry bro
>>150473885Klinefelter's will do that
>>150473885So he's more like Eli than Peyton?
>>150473884https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OJSvzRSYu9R6zsL3O0WCcDlDJqNQvwajtj0L-ExMBnYsheet for reference, lines above likely to move fast
>>150473900open it up bro
>>150473871>ayy lemme just whip out my phone at a business event kekarino
I emotionally can’t handle going to high school games the nostalgia makes me want to cry. I would give anything to go back
army guys stacking hats in the stands lol
Going to the high school game to check out the cheerleaders and the tight snizz in the stands
OY VEY
>>150473919Pathetic and this is coming from somehow who still has his letter jacket.
>>150473919cvck>>150473922Based
>>150473917should work maybe this does if not ill take a sshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OJSvzRSYu9R6zsL3O0WCcDlDJqNQvwajtj0L-ExMBnY/edit?pli=1&gid=1653066332#gid=1653066332
Tarleton State is gonna win this
>>150473934mine is probably still at my moms house. i think i last went to a high school game five years out, was never too interested after graduation
>>150473919>this nigga didn’t even play in college
>>150473883People forget that the Army has a trash playbook and the talent level is FCS level. So, this game is basically a higher tier fcs game.
>>150473958i never boughted that shit fuck em
wtf is Army's mascot?
>>150473946your lindenmyer bet got me 10 bux frendo
>>150473987a black knight
>>150473993it looked like a weird bird creature
>>150473987coach primate knights
>sharty playing>not gus johnson sad
>>150473971People forget that Army is an actual military institution and they can’t just stack their roster w 70IQ gigganiggas
>tfw you've never played football you just enjoy watching negroes get CTE
>>150473976>t. didn't letter in footbawYou have to have to have been varsity footbaw to post here.
>>150474003Why giganiggas don't go into the military?
>>150473987dead browns
anything good before auburn-baylor?
>>150474009didn't it cost money? i didnt really care
y'all niggas forget that Army's offense pays dividends in the second half when the defense is sick of getting run on
When your FB has a neck pad, you know you're watching real football.
It's blatantly clear Bryson Daily was a P5 talent and Army got very lucky that he just wants to be a zogbot among all else.
>>150474009Varsity baseball since freshman year. Baseball and wrestlers get all the poon in high school.
cozy ass friday night college footbaw. best of luck to your team this season anon.
bros.. i think im gonna die for israel
coach wonk nose
>>150474019They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in the mess hall
>>150474032based neck roll appreciator
>>150474022charlotte app state on ESPNU, but a woman is commentating.
>>150474003Go die for israel trench monkey
>>150473989yeah he crushed his projectionposted a 6x 3 prop that hit with him on itthe stone projections are the best of the ones i posted
>>150474039You as well anon. You as well.
>>150474009>tfw varsity archery and wrestling
You know I like my chicken fried
>>150474019they do, as enlisted.the service academies are for officer training and have an acceptance rate in the same ballpark as the Ivies. they want people capable of holding multiple thoughts in their heads at once, which your typical giganigga can't
>>150474003you need 82 IQ to pass the asvab. borderline retard.
>>150474055>woman is commentatingis she fuckable?
>>150474064>archery were you a weeb or redneck?
>sharty
>>150474019Same reason gigachads don't go. Got better shit to do.>>150474024Didn't cost much. The players who didn't want to pay for it or couldn't afford it had a booster fundraiser and that paid for them. I didn't have to pay for the patches, but I paid for the jacket because fuck that shit. I remember it being like 150 bucks, but it was nice. Real leather instead of fake. That was in Texas, though. Your mileage may vary.>>150474038Everyone played baseball. It was just a way to pass the offseason. You either played baseball or if you were a starter in football you were a powerlifter. Only the skill position guys played basketball (except me since I was the tallest kid in school, nobody else could play center like that).
>>150474022army game has been alright
>>150474078would you anon?
>>150474022WMU at Michigan State but I wouldn't call that good
what happened to Bryson Daily?
>>150474093yea im a texas anon and i just couldnt be bothered to care and its never come up once aside from this thread lol
>>150474108lost legs fighting for israel
>>150474076We were required to take this in high school. I just filled in a random bubble on everything and left.
>>150474102i'm game if she is
>>150474108joined Ukraine and hasn't been heard of in 8 months
>>150474102er, im gonna pass
Rhode Island ded.
>>150474115Because you didn't letter. JV posters get filtered.
>>150474108he's ordering E4s to kill Palestinians right now
>>150474108He's running the triple option in Donbas
>>150474122Let me call her up real quick for you. Should I make a request for pegging for you?
>>150473807Yes.
>>150474140whats his name
>>150474128i was starting middle linebacker
>>150474119>required to take the ZOGdrone aptitude quizyour high school ain't really come to play SCHOOL, huh?
rude
it’s dan lefevre and cmu all over again
I stopped watching quantum leap re runs for this. what are watching?>wake forest >app state charlotte>sharty
>>150474149On Thursday nights. Non-varsity football players are not allowed to post, this is my last response to a poorfag JV loser.
wmu wr heard the footsteps
>>150474160i have money on Charlotte +7 and i need to wake up for Corso to die live on set on his last show
>>150474165shart, then primate
>>150474138request a less awkwardly worded joke while you're at it, sandeep
>>150474165kennesaw v wake in the Duke's toilet bowl
How do you do, fellow graduate assistants?
>>150474022Wisconsin Kansas volleyball on big10 network
>>150474153Pretty normal school. Probably a good bell curve of intelligence to retards and normies. It was very white though. Just a few brothers.
lmao army
>>150474169good goy
>>150474102If she's into mommy stuff, sure.
>>150474181go badgers
Are Sparties any good this year?Dangerous enough to meme Michshitgan?
>>150474164never disrespect cmu golden age, levfervre, Antonio brown, anderson. a spectale, I was there ball st-chips cold as fuck
>>150474119The zog guy came to my school to give them out. >nah, I'm not gonna take it>you have to>nahI went to the fieldhouse to hang out. Coach made me do laundry. The recruiter came to my fucking house and my mom started screaming at him to piss off. I thought it was some sort of salesman, I was playing video games. They called my fucking house. The WoT was wild. That whole experience soured me on having anything to do with that shit, there's no reason to enlist unless you're the poorest of poorfags and you have nothing else or you get arrested and the judge gives you the enlistment deal.
only those who were offensive lineman are allowed to comment on football acumen, thanks
Charlotte's head coach is wearing an American Athletic Conference hat. I don't think I have seen a coach pull the conference hat out.
>>150474220coach pee pants
>>150474211I was stalked by the Air Force when my dumb fucking friend sent my info to them as a joke. Random dudes would just show up at my house. I explained it was a joke and I didn't want to go to the Air Force.
sharty!
>>150474203hell yeah
>>150474205No one knows yet but the meme potential is strong
My IQ is unironically 146 AMA
>>150472893For me it's the Michigan Wolverines, the cheatinest, most fraudulent college football team.
lol fucking army
HE GONE
>>150474238>not doing the same to him with the Marines
>>150474220Coach Hospital Ape
my ex went to tarleton state is it time to hit her up?
>>150474230just watched the cowboys netflix doc. do you think deion did coke and tag teamed sluts in dallas with michael irvin? would be even more fun than being a college star because now you have millions of $
>zogbots took down the streamit's ogre
lockheed martin made the call
lol damn it texans
>>150474253What did you get on the Wonderlic test? Tim Tebow got a 12, which is borderline retarded, and I mean that clinically.
>>150474276>army playing shit>shut it down goy
my D2 school's punter jumped to Bamaam I allowed to roll tide?
My little cousin is playing the high school I went to. They are 4th in state while my HS is in the top 25. Who do I root for?
>>150474295Nah, fuck that guy.
>>150474295powerhouse csm. he could prolly got a better job with a nines degree for shell or smth
>>150474295no it's the opposite, you are supposed to hate them
>>150474298Your own school duh
Coach Prime 14Georgia Tech 24
wew army qb got drilled
>>150474298Your blood
Kennesaw tied with WF
armysisters we are so back
>>150474298your hs dumbass. underdogs too. but you can still be happy for your gay cousin
gentle reminder if Arch Manning(couldn't beat out Quinn Ewers, looked like hot garbage against ULM) was called Arch Smith, Texas wouldnt be a top 10 teamthe biggest hype babby of all time
>>150474307he can just transfer back if he doesnt make the nflnot gonna lose any iq points as a kicker
>woke forest
We got a nog moment in Charlotte.
>Crapp State fumbled in the endzone
That was a TD, he crossed the line. App State getting hosed by Big Carolina
>WAKEneed Claiborne to get 90 yards, averaging 7.5 and they are running 4 man rotationfuck you demons
>>150474339send the team to tree jail
I heard coach Prime said today's game "is personal"WOW
>Cialis is kicking in>burgers almost done cooking>weather is nice >I feel a calm feeling in my belly >white monster crackedYep it’s football time
no way app state didnt score
Auburnbros, this is finally our year.
>>150474356same, except i took an adderal and drinking liquor and not going to be hungry for a long time
in the big 10, stripped overalls is the most fashionable piece of clothing you can possibly wear
black army qb got benched for being utter shit on qb runs
>>150474353GA Tech coach called him "pee pants" in the pre game presser. Deion said "I ain't hard to find." Sheduer and Shilo told Prime what the coach said and that's when the whole family in unison said, "It's personal."
>>150474356>Cialisis it better than Viagra? viagra once was fucking and asked the girl if she heard drums and realized it was my hearthow is it dif
My reffies DUMPING on crapp state
>>150474358well hotdog should have ran instead of cripwalk
>>150474356are you gonna fuck the burger with the cialis o__O
>>150474391based
>>150474366baylor is pretty great a raping
how come Peacock is not showing me Illinois beating up on western illinois...LETS GO ILLINOIS
Deserved.
You think that App State WR in that moment has an epiphany and realizes that why he's a WR at App State.
>>150474254lol i can't do portnoy
lmao
WMU spaghetii
College Pickem starts this Saturday (8/30) (currently at 46 /sp/tards)https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cpw: PAC12afterdarkNFL Pickem Starts 9/4 (currently at 67 /sp/tards)Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Password: Rosepink
>>150474426he a good soldier he dindu nuffin
heh why did you guys stop posting >sharty
>>150474426WFT WHY DIDNT HE SCORE A TD after that PI
>>150474424disgusting, why would you post this? portnoy will fund a trip to israel to make sure you do not do a bad think again
>>1504712481. Be in college town2. Go to places college girls go3. ???4. Profit!Also, >>150471457
hey boss lets give it the guys getting 2 yards a rush
my Elon Phoenix makin' ya seethe?
i need chime so that I can get paid early...do you need to have a job
>>150474465>Robby Ashfordoh dear
>>150474378but all they do is run??
>>150474465WF had KW3 at number 2 back KEK so he transferred
Reffies doing everything they can for Charlotte
I've been waiting all offseason to ask this question.Why does Sharty have pizzagate symbols going down their helmets?
GODarado finna bust thost GT nerds' cheeks.
>>150474495Charlotte opened at +7 and closed at like +2.5 they got in early too
>>150474497Pederasty is an ancient Greek tradition
Get married you retards it’s literally a cheat code.
Anybody got any good Auburn memes? I feel like trolling some folks on X.
I love watching trans girls get fucked. Sko Buffs
>>150474519my ex wife ruined my life and made me hate women
Just got home, what game are we watching tonight, bros?
>>150474523
>>150474519I absolutely don't want any attachments in my life. I already have way too many. I'm tired of living in fear everyday worrying about if something is going to happen to one of my family members and dreading the day that my mother is going die. Also, there's the fact that I know that everyday they have to deal with bullshit and people mistreating them which pisses me off. Fuck that, I'm not adding anymore people to my life or contributing to the creation of another person.
>>150474519is anyone watching the illinois game or just watching her great looking asshole
>>150474518I now understand fraternities
>>150473922>high school girls dress exactly like college girls nowadays (ie super short tennis skirts, low cut shirts, etc)WHERE ARE THE PARENTS???
Watching App State until something else comes on
>>150474542Aubum/BaylorGT/Primates
>>150474561Good call, can't go wrong with a game called by Beth
>>150474382I don’t always take boner pills but when I do I prefer Cialis. It’s not that it’s stronger but it lasts all day and helps to lower my blood pressure and give me sick pumps at the gym.
>>150474033He would be the perfect UGA or Notre Dame QB
little caesars pizza is okay
holiday weekend friday night college games are based. more based if the state plays their hs ball on thursday night. very respectful of the fans so they can get out of town for a holiday weekend
>>150474580Is it still $5?
Is there a bet on how many times tonight that Coach Primate will have to use the bathroom they installed on the sideline for him?
>>150474580It's really good for the price.I prefer the $12 pizza from whole foods but even that's not 50% better than little Caesars and an actual pizza is like $30 where I live and none of those are even close to 4 times better than little caesars>>150474588They're $8 in Joe Biden's America. No idea what things cost in redneck woodsville
>>150474592w/e it is, im taking the over
>>150474580Almost every fast food chain people tell me is terrible is usually okay at the very worse. People tried to tell me Burger King was fucking trash now and I went and got some and enjoyed it.
>>150474311>>150474327He has multiple D3 offers so I want him to play well though
Which game of week 1 ESPN assigned to my fellow Joe Tessitore?
>>150474600isnt this ronald trumps america now
>>150474580I talk myself into getting one every year and end up with heart burn and shitting my brains out. The crazy bread is great tho.
>>150474546nice
IT'S TIME
>>150474615Watching Friday Night Smackdown made me like Tess more
>>150474621not where I live
>>150474600If you say anything positive about little Caesars, you don't have the credibility to comment on anything at all
>>150474615Alabama Florida State
>>150474382>>150474570How do boner pills work? Do you just pop a boner from them even if not aroused?
>>150474621We're less than a year in. Remember, the Democrats shut the economy down for 2.5 years, you don't just immediately recover from that.
>>150474615i think hes doing the Alabama vs FSU game
>>150474629You're not a real pizza eater if you can't say anything nice about little caesars.It's perfectly acceptable pizza in a way that shit they served at the cafeteria in grade school was not.Little Caesars uses decent dough, decent sauce, decent toppings. It's prepared in a decent way and is the best pizza deal in the world. Is it better than real pizza? No. Is it extremely cheap for what you get? Yes.It's fine, I don't recommend it and it's not better than any other pizzas but it's cheap and pizza and honestly that's worth something in today's economy
you guy like my new haircut?
coach prime about to start soon. I read somewhere that he said this game "is personal"
>>150474646no you need stimuli but once you get it you hard bricked and can go again right afterreally only used them when i was piss drunk and picked up a bar whore
>>150474646Improved blood flow. If you struggle getting erections, it's often a sign of poor cardiovascular health. Or so I've heard.
>>150474665Little Caesar's is not decent, it sucks, but it's decent value for being dirt cheap for sustenance
>>150474668no, cut that shit off man
>>150474637>>150474651good
>>150474580That's what's up
3 stupid whore med students moved in next door to me, all from Illinois. I should try to fuck all 3 FIBs.
>>150474680it's a circulation thing. you can have good cardio health and poor vascular performance
>>150474676>really only used them when i was piss drunk and picked up a bar whoreNever thought about this use case, that's genius anon
i didnt mean to derail the thread with pizza discussion. my bad
>>150474580Red Baron brick oven has it beat for the price. I have not found a better pizza in the $5 range. Its good enough to be almost $10. Ridiculously good for the price. I don't get pizza often because it has to be better than red baron brick oven, and I would have to pay almost 3x for something thats 1.5-2x better. I still fuck with the bread sticks though. >>150474608I get paranoid with burger joints screwing my order up. It happens a lot to me. I try to go off-hours when they are not busy and or only order the nuggets and fries.
Is anyone going to watch Illinois / Western Illinois?
>>150474687It really doesn't suck anon. I've had all the "best" pizzas in the city. I've had all the other fast food pizzas. It's fine. It's not better than the other ones but it's fine. It's not good, but by no measure does it "suck"Maybe your issue is you buy the "hot and sweaty" that has been sitting out for a long time? IDK. You're supposed to order on the app and go pick your fresh pizza up out of the cuck box by the door. It's $8. Best deal in pizza by a long shot.I already said I usually prefer the whole foods pizza if I just want some cheap pizza slop but it's not 50% better than Little Caesars for 50% higher price.
just ordered some papa johns with my doordash giftcard it was buy 1 get 1 free
>>150474702>it's a circulation thing. you can have good cardio health and poor vascular performancehow is your blood not flowing if your heart is good at pumping? sounds like excuses for your limp dick
>>150474709>anon asks about pizzagate symbols on MSU's helmets>another anon asks about Little CaesarsSus
Coach Primate
>>150474676>>150474680Seem I should try them when I take adderall. It's almost impossible for me to cum on adderall but it's a struggle to keep it hard.
>>150474715I mostly make my own burgers now but I really like the smoky flavor of Burger King burgers. Would liquid smoke do the trick?
>>150474709I can't eat pizza anymore so I enjoyed reading about it
>>150474705problem is the issue of nutting drunkits still there so you end up doing pound town for hours until you are seeing bluealso had chicks pretty much give me the go to fuck just to say im not having sex with you after i took the pill
>>150474725You have no standards if you think it doesn't suck. You probably make pasta at home with PRego sauce and don't make bolognese sauce yourself. I get it you're trailer park eat a lot of frozen food.
>>150474739Cieliac?
guys where do I watch Western Illinois @ Illinois neither of my usual sites have it
>>150474731>whisky dick on adderall
>>150474724no it's on peacock
>>150474756Pee & COCK
>>150474608Fast food joints are 100% dependent on where they're at. If you walk inside and it's mexicans or poor whites working there, you're usually okay. If it's blacks, the order will be fucked up shit will be sloppy a greasy. There's a few exceptions. Bojangles with a black crew usually isn't too bad.
>>150474740How do you get Cialis anyway? It's prescription, right? Go Jackets btw
>>150474726Based PJ enjoyer what was your order?
>>150474751No I live in NYC and don't cook at all because I don't even have a kitchen, hence why I've had all the "best" pizzaYou're lying to yourself if you say Little Caesars "sucks" or you're expecting an actual slice of pizza from a place that sells $8 pizzaIt's fine
>>150474608Most of them are decent, and have such large menus now there's bound to be something you'll like on them. I think the only fast food restaurant that has made me sick more than once has been Sonic.
>>150474724I am, but most of the people here are going to watch the colorado game and say racial slurs directed by Coach primeIt's sad how low this website has fallen
>>150474754yes and generally obese food is killing me slowly
>>150474765peacock dont work for me I had to use live
>>150474767online forums like bodybuilding ones or the darknet
Can you guys stop talking about your ED?
>>150474773>I'm so lazy I don't have a kitchenthank you for proving my point
Baylor is gonna get Freeze fired
>>150474781Ah so the same place you get "vitamins & supplements" from
>>150474786Boomer thread gtfo
do iron supplements make you cum more?
1-0 start here we go
illinois rt tackle just blown out his knee
>>150474456trust the plan
>>150474724yeah I'm betting the under because it was fucking 64.5
>>150474759the classic double whammy. need a little help when the whole world is against you
>>150474767I steal it from my dad you dumb nerd
It's easy to get cock pills. Go to like ro.co or something like that. You do a 5 minute teleconference with a "doctor" and tell them your dick can't get hard.
>>150474767There's scam "Men's Clinics" in every city. I went just to get my testosterone checked and they asked me if I wanted any unprompted.>you want any tadalafil?>what's that>cialis>uh...sure, why not, I guess>k, but your levels are fine, that'll be 75 dollars for the prescriptionThey gave me fucking 90.
For me, it's Hims, the best provider of Male Enhancement and Hair Loss solutions
>>150474727it's the vessels that are fucked. probably narrowed from sugars and seed oils
>>150474772two medium pepperoni 'zas
>>150474665Lmao ok dummy
>>150474820How do I get percocet this way?
claiborne hurtfuck me
1st and goal on the 4...LETS GO ILLINOIS
>>150474777Get healthy anon. Life is worth living.
>>150474820pretty much any doctor will prescribe it to you
>>150474810
TD ILLINOIS
>>150474849*burps*
>>150474846even casually mention that your dick wasnt peak hardness one out of one thousand times and the doctor will push it on you
Are there any noticeable side effects to the cock pills?
>>150474849buuuuuuuuUUUURRRRRPPPPPP
>>150474856RESPECTFULLY REQUESTING YOU not burp on my team or else...I know karate and juju
>>150474867heart attacks
>>150474724They are like 50 point favorites, it's a dogshit game. The people in this thread could beat Western Illinois.
I only have so much attention and don't want to have to manage multiple streams. What's /The Big Game/ tonight?Fraudburn GaymoreorTechnically Georgia Primates?
>>150474868Is that Bert?
>>150474868I dont like this burps nonsense
you gotta rank south florida no?
>>150474766The one I went to had all black people and it was a pretty decent meal
>>150474847This man knew how to appeal to Israel in America, through Ann Arbor. Probably what made Iran ban him from elections lmao
>>150474756I'll tell you this once. sportsurge
>>150474892Yeah. i dont remember which game it came from though
God bless youtube pirates
>>150474820Yeah I get it from telegealth. I got it because I’m doing illegal steroids and anything that can lower blood pressure is good to have on hand. Also if my estrogen gets out of whack boner pills will allow me to still fuck
>>150474891auburn baylor
>>150474897No non P4 should be ranked, but sure why not.
PRIME TIME
which game are you watching anon?
Coach Prime ate a banana before the game.
>RG3 demoted to a Friday night game on FOX jej
oh cool Deion got rid of that AI-looking beard
lmfao rgiii with the zoomer haircut
>>150474910you're my fucking hero anon
>>150474724My nigga, it's the #10 team in the FBS vs a team that went 4-8 in the FCS last year. You aren't watching this game unless you absolutely love or hate Illinois or western Illinois
>>150474931demoted? I don't even think he had a job last year. he was let go by ESPN.
>>150474930k IS VERY GOOD FOR YOU
oh great we're gonna spend all season hearing about Deion's fucking bladder aren't we
>commentators already slurping off Jackson Arnoldwow
>>150474929coach bladder and auburn
>>150474931he's not demoted more like new hire duties
Hope Jackson Arnold has 5 turnovers to torture another fan base
>>150474931his intro to this game is already awful
Coach Neobladder
>>150474930I'm George Floyd ahhhhhhh
oh shit it's raining in Boulder. weatherkino is back on the menu
ffffffffffffffffffffffffooooooomble...LETS GO ILLINOIS
>>150474973DONT DO IT
>>150474963
I thought you guys were joking about the toliet lmao
this nigger at qb for army legitimately needs to be benched
why is coach nine scared of coach prime? because coach prime ate nine
>>150474963Pls no, I can't take it anymore. Payton Thorne already almost killed me the last 2 years.
>>150474880that's pretty rare, it was originally meant for angina
Don’t let me down Auburn bot anon , I’m betting on your tigers
>>150474960me too pasta bro
Michigan tiers-Best party store in the area-Couple deep dish in Detroit -jets-g's pizza, best breadsticks in the state. -hungry Howie -lil carsarsIrrelevant
Hello Alexa Landestoy.
>>150475001if you have a good OL he might only fumble once a game
Which game should I watch?
...
For me it’s the Baylor Bears, the best college football team on the field
>>150475009Imagine gambling your money like a retard
>>150475025Auburn v Baylor
>>150475027lmfao
>>150475021That would be an improvement over Thorne at least.
>>150475013fuck off Portnoy, I hope you get banned from every FBS stadium you hack
>>150475031I can almost guarantee I’m more wealthy than you. Just bought a $1m house in cash. Escrow closing next week
>>150474985
>>150472816LOL so true
>>150475025Just watch both of them, anons haven't decided which is better.Auburn Baylor is better on paper but Primate has the circus going for it
>>150475036you dont know how bad he can beyour WR core might save him
>>150475009>gambling>on literal college kidsAdvanced retardation
I DON'T KNOW WHICH GAMES TO WATCH BROS
new>>150475058>>150475058>>150475058
>georgia kek
>yellow faggots
>asian chick at Baylor surrounded by white guysYeah I know she worships BWC
>>150475062watch auburn and baylor with me and italy bro
>Anthracite jerseys
>>150475052Thorne was basically guaranteed 2 turnovers a game, and a 4 turnover game wasn't even surprising for him.
>>150475045That has nothing to do with your lack of manly virtueImagine gambling your money like a retard
>>150475027It just had to be branded by a diaper company as well. Could have just been an inconspicuous all black tent.
>>150475062Auburn Baylor is the only meaningful one
>>150475038??? Hes a jew who went to uofmich
>>150475087“Mandy virtue” you’re such a faggot lmao have fun chud relax
>>150475059ya it’s fun
im happy auburn sucks but bummed the game will not be interesting
>>150475082
>>150474065COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>150473136Based
