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My Steelers :)
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>>150475322
Did somebody say Chorgin?
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Give me your wildest predictions for this year, here's mine

The raiders go 10-7 and make the playoffs similar to 2021 but knock off KC before getting bounced
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>>150475378
>four Lombardis
Nice try kiddo
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soon...
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>>150475391
josh gets my sister pregnant and wins the owl
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>>150475391
panthers win a playoff game
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>>150475416
Why are they like this?
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>>150475416
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>>150475416
If you watch this clip closely you'll see that 95 behaves just as niggardly as 7. They should both have been ejected.
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>>150475421
Me first!
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>>150475443
when kfc closes at 10 and you get there at 10:05
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>>150475452
Good eye
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>>150475416
the flag that saved the lions, but now it was all for nothing
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>>150475452
>closely
You don't even have to notice that. The fact that he knuckle-walks over to a team official just to start some shit is all you need to see.
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>>150475347
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>>150475391
The Giants finally beat the eagles at home for the 1st time in over 12 years after Jameis throws 400 yards and 5 tds to only 2 into. They start him next week and he singlehandedly loses them the game.
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>>150475378
how dare you
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ya seethe?
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>>150475391
Beating KC in the divisional round, starting to feel good about themselves and then losing to Buffalo in the the AFCCG sounds like a very Raiders thing to do
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>>150475492
That game was Green Bay playing for the last wildcard spot, Lions were already eliminated irc. I only remember that because it was Rodgers potential last game as a Packer if they missed the playoffs. Which they missed and he didn't come back the next season. I think that game was flexed to Sunday night too.
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>>150475609
They were tied. Lions won and got the playoff spot. Packturds went home like bitches.
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NFL Pickem Starts 9/4 (currently at 67 /sp/tards)
Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65
Password: Rosepink

College Pickem starts this Saturday (8/30) (currently at 47 /sp/tards)
https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2c
pw: PAC12afterdark
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>>150475416
>Blackers
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What's his fucking problem?
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>>150475699
His problem is that he knows ball
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$100M/yr to see this every game and some meme edge past his prime
kwapackturd
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>>150475711
Honestly impressive that he can even make that throw given how off balance he is.
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>>150475636
I don't remember them being in the playoffs that year. That wasn't the year where they lost to the nanners, I'm pretty sure that was the year the nanners lost to the eagles
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OFFICIAL PIZZA CHAIN RESTAURANTS:
1. dominos
2. marcos
3.papa johns
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9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. pizza hut
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>>150475658
What is this?
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>>150475737
No one out pizzas the hut, retard
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>>150475737
Fuck off Peyton
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fucktheiggles
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>>150475737
Putting Dominos above Marcos is pure lunacy.
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>>150475737
>fucking domino's above papa js
Imma tell you one time kenny, put the phone and down and get your life and your knees straight. Tell em ernie
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>>150475730
yeah, he's finely tuned the art of throwing retarded interceptions.
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>>150475391
Redskins will lose the owl to the Chargers due to Tunsil being a penalty merchant
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>>150475322
OH YA I'M FEELING
>another 11-6 record
WITH
>another first round knock out (at least we made the play offs)

Yep! We Chargers fans SURE are eating good! 2nd place in AFC West is about to become our permanent home under Harbaugh.
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>>150475737
>mfw I live in a state with good pizza
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>>150475472
>go to McDonalds
>decide I feel like breakfast
>all day breakfast is apparently not a thing any more and no one told me
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>>150475757
First number is white players on roster, second is starters in parentheses. Bold is just a point total giving 2 pts for a starter and 1 for a non-starter. From last year though
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>>150475872
You will eat ze lunch menu and you will be happy
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The only owl contenders this season are: dem boyz and da browns
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>>150475884
Who's the best of the best?
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>>150475872
I literally found this out last month and the bitch at the drive through window tried to tell me it's never been a thing. Like, bitch I used to get McGriddles at 5pm all the fucking time. Gaslighting cunt.
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>>150475911
Broncos
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>>150475899
>K(sch)WAB
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>>150475911
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Micah Parsons is the black Anakin Skywalker
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Fuck you racist ass white faggots with your 2 inch dicks
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>>150475972
2 inch dicks make ya seethe?
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>>150475931
>>150475952
White Excellence
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>>150475761
Sadly, no longer
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>>150475972
>americans
>white
c'mon now saar
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>>150475921
I worked in McDonald's for 4 years and that was never a thing while I worked there. They did start serving breakfast all day a few years ago then it went away during the pandemic I think.
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What's the NFL equivalent of this?
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>>150475972
>2 inch
thanks for giving me a boost
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>>150475931
Based
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>>150475870
same. my local pizza place mogs any of these sorry excuses for "pizza"
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>>150476062
post slice
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>>150475921
be nice to the tripfag's mom. She has to make ends meet selling mcdoubles when she's not selling her body
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shut up bitchknees
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>>150475899
I said I want BREAKFAST
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>>150476012
They had all day breakfast for a while, my cousin is married to a McDonald's lifer and he always butched about how annoying it was didn't start til sometime in the 2010s well after I stopped eating it. When I was real young the cutoff was 10:30 and at some point they changed it to 11 and that was a huge deal for people.
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>>150476009
What does the deep state gain from subverting pizza?
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>>150476009
>just go back to this exact look and guaranteed to milk retarded millennial and genx for nostalgia
>don't because you're publicly traded slop and can't turn an ROI within 6 days
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>>150476033
When your qb throws an INT and then injures his receiver trying to make a tackle
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>>150476111
Sometimes evil people just do evil shit for its own sake, anon. They saw something good so they destroyed it
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>>150476111
Destabilizing the nuclear family by making it harder on them. $20 is a meal for 4 with a salad bar is a nice environment.
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>>150476174
Stop posting pictures of the president in the NFL thread, you have a whole board to do that on.
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>>150476188
And free personal pan pizza for reading 10 books
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>>150476219
Can't have people reading too much, they might start to develop ideas.
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>>150476219
This, Book It was based af. Literacy and pizza, name a more iconic duo.
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>>150475699
We've been trying to figure that out for 10 years.
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>>150476235
Joe Montanna and Jerry Rice. Hitdogs and ketchup. Me and the bussy
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>>150476106
Yeah I feel like it would be more of a pain in the ass to deal with both. I worked there from 2008-2012 and didn't eat any of the food because that's how much I hated the job BUT towards the end I did start eating the breakfast from time to time. It's that good.
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>>150476235
Speaking of literacy, what's /nfl/s favorite book?
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>>150476292
Favorite book of all time: Anna Karenina
Least favorite book of all time: Moby Dick
Last book read: Lolita (unironically)
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>>150476292
When you haven’t read a book since 7th grade…
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>>150476235
>>150476234
Overemphasizing literacy in education is another tactic though. Brainless uncritical thinkers that can read well are the best goys of all
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>>150476292
East of Eden I guess. But I like almost everything Jon Steinbeck
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>>150476292
Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut, followed by The Stranger by Albert Camus.
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>>150476292
goosebumps
the one with the ghost in the lighthouse
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>>150475607
>KC already eliminated
Do what you must, I've already won.
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>>150476342
That's a good one. I always liked the one where the kid is sick and he thinks his grandmother is poisoning him. That might have been Fear Street now that I think about it. There was a choose your own scare one I liked a lot too about being on a mountain and getting chased by a yeti.
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>>150476292
Endurance, gonna reread the Master and Commander series next, love me some boats
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>>150476320
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>>150476292
https://idleguy.com/library/Friday_Night_Lights_-_HG_Bissinger.pdf
enjoy the read, page 95 is my favorite
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We need a consistent Kangposter here for when JJ McCarthy has a perfect season and championship like in college.
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Do you think he's ever coming back? I kinda miss him and I'm starting to think he was right about Herbert being an overrated bum.
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>>150476505
Remember to always delete everything the second people find something on you here. You might think they can't prove it, but sociopaths with nothing better to do will keep looking into your reddit and X account.
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>>150476323
>>150476335
Based choices
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>>150475699
Name a super bowl winner with an elite pass rusher d end? the Broncos with Vonn Miller on a rookie deal? D end is overrated as fuck most of them can't stop the run to save their life. They get paid $45 million for 3 tackles a game
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>>150476505
the tua fag from jamaica is gone? who cares, his cousin probably cannibalized him
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>>150476505
I think he passed away from an acute semen overdose.
very tragic.
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>>150476312
>Last book read: Lolita (unironically)
Trip on bradysknee
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>>150476585
>name a nigger with an elite nigger
touch grass
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What starting QB would you buttfuck if you could only buttfuck one?
Caleb Williams is one of the first to pop in your head?
Thinking about buttfucking him reminds me how fun it would be too buttfuck Bryce Young or Kyler Murray. Kyler Murray would be like that midgut I butt fucked except a Korean-black one with a funny head and face
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>>150476639
I gotta go with Joe’s bussy
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>>150476654
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>>150476505
Donated his brain to Tua
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I really hate how fractured NFL games are becoming with the different streaming services
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>>150475737
Marco's is a grease bomb but that's what makes pizza delicious, every other chain has been regressing over the years and are clearly in the twilight years on the plate. t. Pie knower
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>>150476248
I'd be tempted to wear that getup too if my hammies were that jacked.
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>>150476732
Yeah same. The current media model in general is such a mess, it feels like we’re stuck in a transitional period right now that we can’t get out of. Some sort of format or platform or service or something really needs to win out and clean this mess up
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>>150476808
>>150476732
god you retards are dumb, this is the golden age to leach money from boomers because they don't know how to pirate streams
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>>150476732
wdym? I get all my games on the same website. :^)
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>>150476654
Is everyone in the Midwest fat?
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>>150476749
I have a soft spot for papa murphies. Something about baking my own pizza makes me enjoy it more.
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>>150475711
You can argue that Micah Parsons is overpaid but to dismiss him as a "meme edge past his prime" is complete nonsense. He's 26 years old, that's the prime for any position.
>>150475737
Never heard of Marco's. What type of pizza is it? I like Pizza Hut myself, although it's complete fucking bullshit they charge $2 extra for pan pizza, that's what Pizza fucking Hut is you twerps. My baseline for pizzas is how good it tastes cold the day after, and Pizza Hut pan pizza tastes great the day ofter; NYC style floppy ass "pies" are trash in that regard.
>>150476292
The Clan of the Cave Bear
>>150476320
Then why are literacy rates are down across the western world?
>>150476639
Sodomy is abomination.
>>150476732
>he doesn't have a tv antenna
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>>150476858
The South is definitely fatter
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>>150476732
>he doesn't use crackstreams
ngmi
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>>150476887
>What type of pizza is it?
generic chain pizza. where im at (virginia) they deliver until 3 am so thats nice i guess.
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>>150476505
He's right about Herbie being overrated
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>>150476839
I paint bridges for a living, I don’t have time to try to somehow scam boomers who don’t know how to find a pirate stream. I know how to find a pirate stream and I would still much rather just watch football on Fox like I did happily for twenty years.
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Micah Parsons is a cuck
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>>150476884
I got a pizza steel and peel as a Christmas present last year and doing homemade stuff makes me appreciate what goes into the process more. I can also tell myself im not eating like a fat fuck so it's a win win.
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Micah Parsons will regress and retire an irrelevant nobody albeit a rich one
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>>150476033
butt fumble
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>>150476990
nah thats me
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>>150476887
Ameridumbs still and always have scored high in reading early on relative to anything else then they kick the legs out and don't teach anything else
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>>150475699
cam newton unironically has very high football IQ, but his body failed him. he's got those prince genes
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>>150477007
go chiefs btw
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>>150476858
Rule of thumb: the more pine trees, the skinnier the people, the more mosquitoes, the fatter the people.
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>>150475711
This worked out in the Rams favor but wtf was that shoulder check, why didn't he just tacklle him normally? It's still funny that the Packers won this game
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>>150476985
Get an antenna and plug it into a TV then. If you're anywhere populated you'll get all the networks except ESPN for free (and ESPN MNF if it's your local team's market then the local ABC affiliate will play it).
>>150476925
Thanks for the response. So like how Jet's is a better Little Ceasars, Marco's is a better Dominoes?
>>150477031
>2011 stat ratings for education in a moronic political argument about current times
You're a dumbdumb.
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Is there any sport where white people have never excelled, and where its representatives and figures, both historical and current, are Black, Asian, Latino, mixed-race, and Indigenous people?
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>>150477071
ha ha gay
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>>150477071
They should bring back DDT
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>>150476925
>where im at (virginia)
Where abouts in VA? I'm in Virginia Beach and I could do with a pizza right about now
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>>150477090
Whatever ball court cannabalism your ancestors did before your other ancestors raped them, Fernando.
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Fernando Fernandez
Rodrigo Rodriguez
Dominic Dominguez
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>>150477090
That one Aztec sport where you hit a rubber ball into a hoop with your chest and if you win you get your heart ripped out or you lose, maybe, the more I read about the Aztecs the more I believe theyre one of the few objectively evil civilizations.
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>>150477123
bruh, im in yorktown
get that marcos lmao. i have one in hampton so i assume you got one.
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This Colorado game is actually pretty good
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>Is there any sport where white people have never excelled, and where its representatives and figures, both historical and current, are Black, Asian, Latino, mixed-race, and Indigenous people?
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>>150477088
>Get an antenna and plug it into a TV then. If you're anywhere populated you'll get all the networks except ESPN for free (and ESPN MNF if it's your local team's market then the local ABC affiliate will play it).

I don’t think that’s how it works anon
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>>150477189
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_ballgame
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>>150477088
And this solves the problem of NFL games being on multiple streaming services and cable channels how?
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this is our year
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>>150477225
>bruh, im in yorktown
Next week lets tailgate a Redskins game and FUCK
I'll check out Marcos, thanks
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>>150476547
this. never ever ever reveal your identity or link to your personal accounts here on 4chan. weirdos WILL obsess over you try to dox you for no reason at all other than theyre bored
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>>150477312
come to the shipyard, ill fuck your bussy in the dry dock
fuck the commanders, yorktown is bills country
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Basically, Im just not gonna pay for them (streaming services!!) I know... UGH I KNOW... IM SORRY!!! It's just that I'm not gonna buy them is all
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>>150477352
This, I'm going to get my mom to pay for them
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I remember when you could just turn on your cable television and watch the games.
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Still can't believe the Cowboys actually traded Micah Parsons
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>paying for any media at all
It's been like 15 years since I bought a video game or movie. 20 since I've bought any music.
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On paper this is the best WR corps and OL Mahomes has had in years.

If they stay healthy (big IF), Mahomes is going for 60 TDs.
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Jaxson Shart
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>>150477422
>You're too much of a poorfag to afford Cyberpunk 2077
Sad. It's a really good game.
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>>150477241
What are you talking about? That's exactly how it works. Any populated place you'll have the big four networks: ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX. ESPN was never aerial, but as I said if it's a MNF game of your team's market it will be put on ABC or on an ABC-derived local channel.
>>150477265
It doesn't, but it allows you watch all of your market's games freely, plus the alternate ones on CBS/FOX daytime lineups.
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>>150477406
Apparently before we were born, back when our parents were kids, all you had to do was buy the TV at the store. Then you came home and plugged it in and it just worked and got every channel there was. It sounds hard to believe now but it’s true.
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>>150477445
Pirated and deleted it within a couple of days. Don't care if it's "fixed" now, I expect a fully functional product at launch.
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>>150477090
>>150477264
I'm looking forward to spiraling further until next season you'll just be asking for sports where you can kill white people
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>>150477406
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
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>>150477406
>paying for cable ever
ANTENNA
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>>150477451
Nah that can’t be right. Sounds like you’re talking shit mate sorry
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>>150477564
You're not funny kiddie diddler.
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>>150477352
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
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how many rams fans does it take to change a light bulb?
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>>150477406
It's easier to pirate. Don't even have the convenience excuse when I need to look up what fake brand that's been through 4 mergers is owned by which megacorp now
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>>150477422
My car has a CD player so I'll occasionally pick up some at the record store and im occasionally reminded just hard they've been fucked by streaming. Like 70% of the store is just random toys with a section in the back for vinyls and CDs, I'll be kinda sad when they inevitably close down because the family that owns it is really nice and they actually give recommendations.
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>>150477483
Give it another try. It's unironically one of the best games ever made after they fixed the bugs.
I originally dropped it after doing the first couple of mission since it looked like a shitty GTA plot but as soon as Silverhand appears in the game it goes from being a shitty heist plot to Matrix/Inception/Ghost in the Shell tier storytelling. They had to dumb it down at first not to spook the masses.
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You will buy the gamepass and subscribe to espn+, redzone, and Peacock for its exclusive playoff game AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
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>>150475737
Pizza Hut pan pizza is better than any of these
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>>150476799
Just wear a form fitting suit. There’s no need to dress like a grandma’s curtains
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>>150477346
>fuck the commanders, yorktown is bills country
I'll admit to being from NOVA, I'm only here for university
Just know that you have made an enemy for LIFE! FUCK the Bills
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>>150476292
Centennial by James Michener
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Which teams are spiritually the bad guys? Hard mode: no picking rivals
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Micah Parson sucks smelly cock
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>>150477828
teams with black qbs
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>>150477828
just the qweefs
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>>150477828
choofs
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>>150477828
Cowboys and chiefs mostly
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>>150476585
DE is not overrated, the problem is the meme term "edge rusher" that fails to differentiate true every down defensive ends from 3-4 pass rushing linebackers that can't set the edge to save their lives.
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>>150477828
Every team that isn't >my team
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>>150477828
Chiefs
Ravens
Steelers
Rams (since moving back to LA)
The NFC East as a whole
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JJ McCarthy, who is just 22 years young, will officially become the youngest QB to win the Lombardi this season (like a KANG).
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>>150477828
>chiefs
>eagles
>cowboys
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>Micah Parsons cap hit does NOT break the $30 Million mark until 2028 when he turns 29. The cap penalty that same season drops down to $17.6 Million giving the Packers an out if they want it. There are two voidable years already in place to restructure if Micah is still dominating. Essentially it's a 5 year deal that's really a 3 year then out option for the Packers.
lol
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>>150477903
>ravens
?
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>>150477828
I want to say the Browns but they're more so a perpetual meme team to laugh at for their constant fuck ups.
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>>150477906
JJ McBussy
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Why should I even bother to watch the cowboys this season?
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>>150477828
>Hard mode: no picking rivals
Fuck you. The Eagles and Cowboys are genuinely the bad guys of football. My Redskins will be the heroes to save us all
I'll throw the 49ers on there too
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>>150477944
ghetto team
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>>150477988
>redskins
racists are always the bad guys
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>>150477948
Yeah browns and redskins crossed my mind but the browns are their own worst enemy and the redskins shitty owner sold the team and there’s some positive momentum over there for once. Cowboys, Chiefs, Patriots, Colts, Chargers are the ones that are still safely evil
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>>150477911
>eagles
>cowboys
>the two bad guys hate eachother more than anyone else
pretty kino ngl
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>>150477979
They now have 40M of free money to build the team.
They will have 2 1st round draft picks.
Jerry doesn't get enough credit for his ability to create great rosters.
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>>150478059
What does his cum taste like?
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>>150478059
>Jerry doesn't get enough credit for his ability to create great rosters.
He never has
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>>150478098
>>150478107
Nobody was talking bad about the Cowboys roster 2-3 years ago when they had like 11 pro bowlers. It's not Jerry's fault Dak is a playoff choker.
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Good guys:
>Steelers
>Cowboys
Bad guys
>everyone else
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>>150478146
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>>150477979
You’re a Latinx. Who else are you going to watch?
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y'all heard bout dem boyz?
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>good guys
imagine being a cuck and liking another team other than your own, i hate every team especially the wholesome chungus underdogerinos fuck them all i hope my team wins the next 20 superbowls so the rest of you lose interest in this sport and the NFL ceases to exist
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aim small miss small
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It's UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2MHKuuJMLc
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Joe Burrow is the Harry Potter of the NFL
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>>150478179
good guys: everyone except this guy's team
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>>150478179
being that serious over a cartel franchise with zero regional rights to players and complete free agency is pretty gay too
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>>150478127
>Nobody was talking bad about the Cowboys roster 2-3 years ago
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>bad guys
Chiefs
Cowboys
Eagles
Vikings
Rams
Steelers
Ravens
Patriots (Brady/Belichick era)
Seahawks (NFCW)
Raiders (back in the day)
Redskins (back in the day)
>irrelevant
both south divisions
Chargers
Jets
Browns
Dolphins
Cardinals
Seahawks (back in AFCW)
Redskins (since Snyder)
Lions (pre-coach Campbell)
Raiders (last 20 years)
Dolphins (last 20 years)
Patriots (before and after Brady)
>likeable
Giants
Bears
Broncos
Bills
Bengals
Dolphins (Marino/Shula era)
Lions (currently)
>the protagonists of football
Packers
49ers (since Montana)
Colts (Unitas and Manning eras)
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Micah Parsons is a piece of shit freak who sexually abused teammates at Penn State. There are rumors that many of his Cowboys teammates did not like Micah at all and thought he was a shit teammate. Dem Boyz will be better off without him as they now have cap flexibility. Yes, it seems they should have got more value in the trade but if Micah was locker room aids then it's an addition by subtraction especially if Ezeiruaku turns out to be good to replace him.
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>>150478259
shit list
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>>150478259
49ers are Cowboys/Eagles tier. NOBODY outside of their fans wants them to win
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>>150478179
kek. you ever notice how cucks from other teams will comment on a youtube team highlight video saying shit like: i'm a fan of team x but i must say team y played an amazing game and deserved to beat us. kek many such cases
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>>150478259
You sound autistic as shit
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>>150478307
i would add the steelers to that list as well, fuck all of those teams NO ONE is happy when they win
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>>150478266
Absolutely fucking true. You know ball.
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>>150478266
Is there a Jerry Sandusky scandal brewing with Parsons?
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>>150478266
True, i would also add that parsons is not actually that good
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>>150476292
Although it's kind of complicated because I consider the first two books as one cumulative narrative that happened to be published in multiple parts, like how the LOTR "trilogy" is really one big book that got split up. So parts 1+2 combined are my favorite book.

The third book is good too but it has a completely different vibe from the first 2 and I liked the castle setting best. Once Titus leaves Gormenghast it's not really the Gormenghast series any more, you know?
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>>150478266
green gay is a perfect fit for him then
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>>150478266
Matt LaFleur will buckbreak him.
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>>150478266
HERE WE COPE
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are they still obsessively posting about my packies?
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>>150477937
Shhh, there are retards who don’t understand the cap saying this will bankrupt the Packers in here.
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fagqueers
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>>150478503
And there it is
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I don't understand how the cap works. Furthermore, I will not bother to learn, because, honest to God, I don't give a frick.
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Vikings suck dick
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>>150478520
indeed they do
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Jerry Jones ruined his own team
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>>150475391
Aaron Rodgers wins his second and biggest ring(7 diamonds) this season with the Steelers.
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>>150475391
I’ve thought for a while that the Chiefs need to play a division rival in the playoffs. Those 3rd games are always weird.
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>>150478539
surely he lives long enough to where these 2 first round picks amount to something, right?
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>>150476292
Call of the Wild or White Fang, Jack London was the only stuff on the prescribed reading that didn't make me wanna puke and they took them both off the reading a year later because a parent bitched about the animal abuse, like the constant depressing shit that usually involves suicide or spouting pseud bullshit to a hooker is fine but you draw the line at hitting a dog where getting hit IS PART OF HIS FUCKING JOB
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>>150478059
Jerry cult really goes strong for anyone born after the last Cowboys superbowl.
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Why trade him to an NFC team that you're literally playing in 3 weeks? This would've been funny and made sense if Jerruh shipped him to the Jets.
The fucking Packturds did nothing to deserve such a sweetheart deal that makes them instant Owl contenders. Absolute malpractice.
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>>150478538
you just KNOW Louie out there gettin some dick after the game, probably DURING the game, goddamn jealous of that lil twink, gettin his bussy serviced by all those bucks mmm mmmm mmmm
anyways go chiefs
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>>150477597
Big Mac meal: 10 to 12 bucks
>sandwich, fries, drink, ready for individual consumption

Loaf of bread: 2 bucks
4 oz fresh meat: 2 bucks
4 oz fresh cheese: 2 bucks
Beverage: 2 bucks
Bag of chips: 2 bucks
Condiment/sauce (minimum you could find would be 6 oz or so) : 3 bucks
Total, 13~ dollars on the lowest end, have to assemble food yourself, and left with 3/4 unused condiment/sauce bottle and 2/3 a loaf of bread.

That quote is fucking retarded and inaccurate, and I'm a poorfag who actually doesn't eat fast food because of the price and use my supermarket deli more often.

For shits and giggles I looked up the name on that picture, and he was some hipster musician millionare who died of a fucking heart attack last year at the age of 61. What a fucking psuedointellectual to the max. Thanks for the laugh by posting that.
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>>150478323
I would add the Steelers and Pats, but both of them are meme tier who nobody respects anymore. If they became serious teams again, though, they're right back in villain slot
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>>150477793
Kino. Grew up with the miniseries.
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>>150478891
maybe don't buy the beverage and just drink water and don't buy chips either also you can use the bread for another meal fatty
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I still can't believe the Cowboys traded Parsons
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>>150478891
>image
That is an unbelievable deal
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>>150478127
and Jerry signed off on drafting said Dak so as a matter of fact it is his fault
I'll even do you one better, Jerry Jones wanted to trade up to get Paxton Lynch instead
so not only did Jerry, as the GM, draft a playoff choker but if he got what he wanted the Cowboys would have been even more worse off

Paxton fucking Lynch if you think being a terminal choker in the playoffs is bad with a Lynch Cowboys they wouldn't even be sniffing the playoffs
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>>150478954
I saw a guy walking around with his Packers hoodie on in 80 degree weather as if he had the biggest dick in town
Thanks, Green Bay
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>>150477859
This is the answer
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>>150478146
>Steelers
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>>150478259
>packers
They were the biggest refbabby frauds before Mahomes Chiefs
>49ers
Shit team, shit city, shit state.
>Colts
Worse owner than Jerry Jones.
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>>150478994
if it weren't for mike tomlin those kids would still be alive and that woman too
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How it what happens when Kenny Clark actually turn out if be Aaron Donald? Maybe he just wasn't trying that hard because the Packers are gay team and he kept getting his asshole finger blasted in the locker room which made him weak at the knees?
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>>150478891
>left with 3/4 unused condiment/sauce bottle and 2/3 a loaf of bread.
exactly, retard
spend $20 of ingredients to get 5 meals worth out of it vs $12 for a single slop combo
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I remember seeing this golden smiling face during a blowout gamethread in like '11 or '12 with the words "just shit myself", funniest post i've read ever since
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>>150478978
I feel like Ashley would be a Raiders fan
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>>150479033
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>>150475353
Based
We are so fucking close to football bros
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>>150479119
Realistically she'd be a fan of one of those 90's/00's teams that were all over the television (i.e. Cowboys or Patriots). Though maybe she'd pick a contrarian choice like my Redskins
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• Photographic memory

• Tied the record for fastest pass at the combine

• Heart rate doesn't change under pressure

• Can maintain accuracy while scrambling
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It should be fucking illegal for any other franchise to make deals with this fucking retard same as it's illegal to convince senile old dumbfucks to write their lambo to you in their will or something. Fudgepacker faggots should be ashamed of themselves because this is fucking low and I'm not even memeing
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>>150479159
It's too obvious he's the main character.
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>>150479159
You forgot
>Gets blown the fuck out in super bowls
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>>150475737
1.Hungry Howies
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>>150478538
got dayum that boy can dance
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>>150479174
Would rather get BTFO in the owl than the wildcard round.
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>>150479195
lol had to read that twice
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>>150476033
Browns front office.
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>>150479189
>Purposely leaving out 4 other super bowl wins for Brady
Lel
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Little Caesar’s has the best pizza out of any chain and I’m tired of pretending like it doesn’t
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>>150479232
>Instead of comparing what both did at similar ages compare 23 seasons to 7 seasons
No. I'm not disingenuous like you.
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>>150479189
>>150479264
Wins are a team stat
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This film nerd breaks down why the Chiefs offense will be spooky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kMkNWSk_Ic
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>>150479253
Only if you're like 15 and have 5 bucks and some Tabasco sauce
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Apart from wins, Superbowls and individual accomplishments what has Pat Mahomes ever really done that's impressive?
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>>150476007
this bitch looks like teh denver bronco
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Grotto Pizza is the heavily slept on contender for the GOAT of the pizza chain position
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>>150479290
>Chiefs fan
Biased source, get me something from an impartial observer
Also, gen Kaos in Chiefs gear. Missouri was the only state to say Comic Girls was their favorite anime in a poll a few years ago
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>>150476033
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>>150479291
did he died?
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>>150479305
>Apart from wins, Superbowls and individual accomplishments
Why would anyone care about his non-football accomplishments? We're not trying to date these players. Maybe a Broncos fan like you are into that.
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>>150479325
shut up pedo homo queer kiddie diddler
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>>150477937
Link to the website you got that chart from?
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>>150479325
I read and watch hours of Chiefs related news every day. They're all saying the same thing. If the Chiefs stay healthy their offense is going to look different than in 2023-2024.
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>>150479325
Post Kaos smile 3 and maybe I'll do it.
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>>150479400
amazing stuff
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>guys. the training camp reports bro. trust me.
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>>150479325
Our resident AI slopper is lazy and uses the same models each time.
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its all up to dak now
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>>150479405
I only have 2
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The NFL should retroactively remove the Eagles ring and give it to the chiefs. It’s just not fair, their LT got the flu and it somehow caused Mahomes to have an atrocious first half.
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>>150479385
that's spotrac, but I prefer ovethecap
https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/player/_/id/72392/micah-parsons
https://overthecap.com/player/micah-parsons/9476
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>>150475416
Every single time this is posted it needs a reminder that this was a week after Hamlin died on field and everyone was falling all over themselves to jerk off the medical and training staff. This is a nigger moment any week but THAT week made it an all time nigger moment.
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We'll know if the Broncos are as good as they're propped up to be week 3 when they play the Chargers. They couldn't beat them last season
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one week til >my chiefies are 1-0 :)
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>>150477828
>>150477903
>>150477911
>>150477988
The eagles saved the NFL. Say thank you.
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>>150478259
>>150478307
The eagles beating the chiefs saved the NFL. Youre welcome.
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>>150476292
Cryptonomicon, I'm also just about finished with the Shining and it kinda sucks, movie was way better.
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>>150475412
Future clipboard holding GOAT
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>>150479536
>>150479547
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>>150479547
Philly should be used as a nuclear weapons testing site
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>>150479455
>Colin Cowherd: Chargers are a top 5 team.
[Chargers' LT gets injured]
>Colin Cowherd: Chargers are not in my top 10.
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>>150477071
Idk man I've been to Vietnam and they have zero fat people
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>>150476461
I always skip off-season /nfl/ and just had a baby. I'll be reporting for full-time duty soon.
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https://youtu.be/VQAtYyKK9fw?si=3wnJFXWq3TJ28Ju6
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Pat Mahomes probably molested his brother that's why he turned gay kek
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>>150475636
the lions were already eliminated due to the seahawks game earlier
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>>150477032
>cam newton unironically has very high football IQ
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>>150477189
A lot of that shit is made up. If you like history I recommend Conquest of New Spain by Bernal Diaz Del Castillo. First person account of a soldier. Lots of interesting stuff but I feel like a lot of the things were exaggerated.
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>>150475397
The chiefs have four Superbowl wins. Remember, I'm not talking about the pictured QBs specifically. I'm addressing the franchise, you silly little nigger.
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>>150477589
I remember we had a black box where we had HBO, Showtime and channel 99 was pay per view where we watched boxing matches. All for free
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>>150479743
based
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>>150477406
there was a brief period where you could watch games on tv, cable or streaming from the internet and it was perfect genuinely perfect, as always greed ruins everything
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>>150477189
All of that shit is 100 percent accurate and not exaggerated at all. Any other account that says otherwise is false.
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>>150475884
what about the spics and kikes? whose side are they on in the race war?
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There's a lot of anti semitic dog whistles in this thread. Be very careful or I'm going to report your behavior on the app
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>>150475658
These are all my favorite teams now
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>>150477937
>Void years start after 2029.
That's after NFL re-negotiates new broadcasting deal which will most likely give a big bump in salary cap. It's a reason many of Eagles players have void years at that same time. Smart.
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>>150479792
>green gay
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>>150478259
>49ers
You know ball
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The Kenny Clark heads are taking over /nfl/ and we won't be stopped
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"You know ball" has become the new default shitposting format, ending the 2 year reign of "(x) this bussy"
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>>150479898
You know this bussy.
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>draftan rookies in madden 05
>one guy is a white WR named Todd Howard
spooky
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>>150479908
the route just works
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>>150479189
>cherrypicking the worst outcomes for one guy and the best outcomes for the other guy

Interesting approach, let's see what happens when I play by the same rules
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RIP trump
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Sometimes when I walk through town I'll "route up" some dumbass who's walking slow in front of me. Don't ever get in my way. I've actually got an insane release and separation speed
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anyone here see that “sisterhood of the traveling pants” movie? i havent but i was thinking about it today and i thought it could only be more repulsive if it were a brotherhood instead.
i only buy pants and underwear new because when i think of someone else getting a rod in the pants im wearing i just want to throw myself in front of a train like a low caste poo peasant.
i know dry cleaning would eliminate any physical residue but it cant get rid of the metaphysical stain that is the fact that another penis became hard in my pants and im just not having it yo.
i figure its probably a little easier for women because i assume theres a layer of panty between their goo and the denim, but there had to be a slut in the group and you know she was doing whatever the pussy equivalent of pitting out a shirt was down there. bitches are fucking disgusting like that.
i dunno, maybe im thinking too deep about it
anyway go pants
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>>150480005
Dumb Pooh bitch
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>>150475592
Nope, YOU seethe.
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>>150479974
I'm the one who has been saying losing in the Superbowl is objectively better than losing earlier in the playoffs, but guys like you kept denying this and talking about the Eagles blowout.

You are a disingenuous rat.
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>>150475737
Dominoes is the absolute worst. Little Caesars is even better than Dominoes. Dominoes tastes cheap and weird and the powdery crust is gross.
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>>150476292
Battle Royale by Koushun Takaki.
Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien.
And anything by Kurt Vonnegut.
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>>150480088
*Takami
I swear, idk what it is about this website but it always autocorrects me into misspellings here for some reason.
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>>150479990
S
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>>150476292
It's hard to say favorite because certain books hit different at different times in your life plus recency bias is always a thing. I'd say The Name of the Wind because it ties in so many fantasy elements and humor I enjoy. That said Dune and Cannery Row are right up there
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>>150477031
It's not the education system, my retarded friend.
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no defensive player in the world is worth TWO first round picks
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>>150476292
>nobody has mentioned the Bible yet
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>>150479990
>>150480114
Lmao suck a dick losers
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>>150480200
what exactly is this supposed to prove
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>>150480145
>Cannery Row
Not too far from where I live
Based Jon Steinbeck enjoyer
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>>150480206
That you’re a bitch
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>>150480222
you sound like you're coping, sorry bro
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>>150480195
Putting "The Bible" as your favorite book is a cop out. That's like putting a greatest hits album as your artists best album
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>>150480005
Yeah bro, you never wear another man's pants outside of desperate times. Clothes for a funeral, you're sick and you shit yourself, something got fucked up in the laundry like the drier stopped early or you forgot to take a pen out of the pocket. You don't just wear another man's pants, that shit is borderline to straight up gay. I don't even think gay guys do that shit.the only grey area is someone gives you pants. Say they got fat and they have a nice pair of pants that don't fit so they give them to you permanently. Then they're your pants, get it? You still wash them shits by themselves the way you wash clothes cause you never trust the way someone else washes they clothes, might be a low key nasty motherfucker that don't use soap or hot water cause they cheap. Shirts is another thing and sometimes that's ok but not really. Nothing that touches another man's balls, ass, dick or feet should ever be worn by you unless you've got no other option. This includes women.
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>>150480222
Take Trump's cock out of your mouth kike lover
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>>150480230
Yeah I should vote for Bernie right you fucking cuckold kike?
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>>150480206
how fake he's always been
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>>150480247
They're all puppet slaves to Israel. Keep sucking the Kike enablers cock
Israel thanks for your service, cuck
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>>150476292
Fiction: 2001: A Space Odyssey (Clarke)
Non: Man And His Symbols (Jung)
Reference: Calculus (Spivak)
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football?
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>>150480258
Yeah ok shillbot. Nice attempt lmao
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>>150480266
Good goy. Make sure to enlist in the military so you can die in the name of Israel, I mean Trump you kike loving faggot
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>>150480263
BLUMPF?!
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>>150480272
These things are so predictable. These scripts are always the same. Can’t wait for the next one.
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>>150479335
I’m sure he had a neck ache for a fuckin month. I had to take the last 2 weeks off from lifting, because I squatted with the bar slightly wrong and I hurt my neck. I can’t imagine what this felt like the next morning.
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I don't get it why the bro having a melty?
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>>150476292
Not a Trump fan anymore, but this book series predicts a bunch of things that ended up happening IRL (was written like 100 years ago).
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Oy vey make Israel great again
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Why is some tranny malding itt? Did they cancel Jimmy Kimmel or something?
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>>150479974
Answer this question you disingenuous rat. Is making it to the Superbowl and losing better for your resume than losing in the earlier rounds of the playoffs? And is it wrong to mock Mahomes for the Eagles blowout since he made it to a 5th Superbowl whereas every other QB lost in the earlier rounds of the playoffs when attempting to make it to a 4th Superbowl in their 20s.

According to you, the "worst outcome" I should have listed for Mahomes was his AFC championship game losses. Which one is it you rat.
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>>150480302
He's not ready to accept he must die for Israel to please his cuckold master Trump
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>>150480285
MAGAtards are just insecure
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>>150480305
If you're not first you're last. Losing in the Super Bowl and making that a good thing is a loser mentality. If you don't win the season is a failure
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>>150480309
Ooooookkkk pal. Please don’t hurt any children
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>>150480318
Cool, then I was right to make this image >>150479189
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>>150480327
Your image doesn't mention the 4 more Brady has over Mahomes
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>>150480332
It's comparing both of them in their 20s.
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>>150480339
That's retarded. Brady has 7 Super Bowls. Mahomes has 3. There's no need to make copes to avoid this conversation
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>Mahomes had a better passer rating at age 29 playing under a full moon at 67 degrees on a cloudy evening please ignore the 4 more Super Bowls
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>>150480339
Tom Brady is much older than that actually
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>People arguing 3 is a bigger number than 7
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Still arguing 3 is bigger than 7
All you need to do is wait and see
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>>150480346
I had to listen to stuff like this all offseason
>Colin Cowherd: "Brady would have had answers in that Eagles Superbowl"
He forgets that Brady didn't have answers to get past the divisional rounds in his 20s when he tried (and failed) to get to a 4th Superbowl.
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>>150480339
What do you think the odds are that Mahomes will win four or five more Super Bowls in the next ten years? I would say around 5%.
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>>150480375
You the Giants fan or is that the other Brit?
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>>150480386
Yeah I’m one of the Giants fans
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>>150480380
Did you forget Tom Brady has 4 more rings than Mahomes? What does Colin Cowherd have to do with this?
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>>150480392
Oh ok
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7 > 3

However

2 > 7
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>Tom Brady has 7 Super Bowls
>"lol remember when he didn't get his 4th"

No but I remember when he won his 7th. He best Mahomes btw
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>>150480382
>The QB who had the best 20s of all time is magically not going to have the best 30s of all time despite playing in a safer era with superior medical science
I got to see it to believe it.
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>>150480396
They are showing a lot more games over here starting this season including a few games a week on free TV. Expect to see even more bongs this season.
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>>150480404
You're talking about uncertain things. 7 Super Bowl rings and 3 Super Bowl rings are irrefutablely true. Facts always triumph opinion.
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>get that fucking paint off your nails, you zesty faggot, and get the goddamn playcall right!
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Elite QBs aren't a make or break for Superbowl contention in the modern NFL
The best QBs in the league are Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, and Joe Burrow and none of them are winning a Superbowl
You need need a guy who gets the job done
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>>150480403
>>150480394
>>150480358
I'm just saying you can't laugh at Mahomes for failing to win a 5th superbowl in his 20s when every other QB couldn't even make it to a 4th owl.

Brady didn't win his 4th owl until he was 37.
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>>150480425
Honestly if none of those guys win a ring they'll be forgotten in 20 years.
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>>150480441
Yup
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>>150480435
>I'm just saying you can't laugh at Mahomes

Ummmm yea I can laugh at anyone I want and I often do
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>>150480435
I laugh at Mahomes for having not even half of Brady's rings and there's some retarded dickrider defending 3>7 24/7 all day for him
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>>150480423
I don't talk about what can or can't happen in the future. I'm just responding to an anon who asked that question. If Mahomes wins 5 MVPs and 5 Superbowl MVPs that's enough to make him the goat. Jordan didn't have the most rings or longevity stats, he had a combination of both.
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If Mahomes is better than Brady then why did Brady beat Mahomes twice?
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>7>3
>but remember that time Mahomes lost the Super Bowl

Riveting argument
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Many people are saying this
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>>150480454
>>150479974
>Identical spacing.
I'm beginning to believe that schizo's essay.
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>>150480422
Neat.
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>>150480404
You seem to not understand how unlikely and hard it is to win three in half a career, and thus how special and near impossible it is to win seven overall. It's not as simple as extrapolating the numbers. Mahomes is lucky (for lack of a better word) enough just to get three.
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Does Nick Wright post here?
That Chiefs fan here has been spamming Chiefs vs Buccs since the draft!
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>>150480461
>I don't talk about what can or can't happen in the future
>immediately starts the next sentence with If

Holy kek you're actually either the most elaborate troll of all time or actually retarded
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>>150480480
That retard doesn't understand 32 teams in the history of the league haven't won 7 Super Bowls but he thinks 2 players are going to back to back win 7 each within 20 years of each other lol
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>>150475737
Giordano's

(And RIP to Piece o' the Slut)
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True btw
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>>150480499
KWAB
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>>150480463
Who won more rings, games, and MVPs in the period of time their eras overlapped?

>>150480480
There's no proof Mahomes is a human. We knew Brady was a human when he missed the playoffs in his 3rd season. Mahomes has only lost in overtime of championship rounds and was a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 Superbowls.

I'd normally agree with you but we're witnessing history.
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>>150480498
now we're talkin
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>>150480470
Some of these YouTube video essay titles obliterate my sides
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>>150480069
>>150480305
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>>150480509
Who won the head to head when it mattered?
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>>150480509
Witnessing history is seeing a guy win 7 Super Bowls. Seeing a guy win 3 Super Bowls has happened 6 times lol
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>>150480494
Holy shit, that puts it into perspective really well.
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People actually believe he's not the biggest ref baby of all time
*Reddit spacing*

LMAO
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>>150480481
i'd say he stealth posts here occasionally but the production staff from FS1 absolutely do. They always post screen caps from First Things First and link their videos from YouTube. You can't not notice it
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>>150480529
All three of those are tainted btw
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>>150480480
>>150480494
>That retard doesn't understand 32 teams in the history of the league haven't won 7 Super Bowls
By age 28 he already had the 2nd most playoff wins in NFL history. Stop trying to apply normal logic to a historical sports figure.
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If Mahomes is so great why doesn’t he have 5 owls?
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>Jalen Royals
>he has recurring knee tendinitis
oh fuck me, I didn't pay much attention to the draft but I was thinking of buying this dudes Jersey for the meme. Chiefs Royals crossover.

I don't think his career in the NFL is going to be very sustainable if the guy's recurring knee tendinitis is making him miss W1 of his rookie season on a team where they're missing their WR1.
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>>150480543
>stop trying to apply normal logic

No we don't want to be like you. It's factually true 5 other QB have won 3 Super Bowls. It's also true only Tom Brady has 7.
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>>150480527
You act like winning a coinflip is a big deal.
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>>150480481
>>150480533
Meh Idk. They might browse here but I doubt it's them posting that here. probably just the Mahomes Schizo, all his takes are basically from Nick Wright. He doesn't have the capability to form his own objective opinion. All the shit he spews is straight from Nick Wright
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Pat Mahomes molested his brother and turned him gay that alone negates two of his Superbowl wins so technically he still has to win 7 more Superbowls to surpass Tom Brady
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Blud said if you don't use logic you can clearly see Mahomes is the GOAT lmao
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>>150480555
Yeah but he's been posting Chiefs vs Buccs predictions all off season before Nick Wright officially announced his SB picks
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>>150480145
>2025
>Still no release date for the Doors of Stone

Rothfuss is one of the laziest bastards alive. I donated my copies of the first two books to my local used bookstore. They already had half a dozen copies. Everyone's checking out on the series since he's clearly never going to even try and finish it. Dude pulled a GRRM after two fucking books
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>>150479189
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Did any quarterback get more receivers killed than Peyton Manning? How many wideouts' careers were shortened because Peyton was always sending them over the middle?
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>>150480222
Confirmed by digits
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Brady is simply better than Mahomes.
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>>150480551
Mahomes is NOT normal.
• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s
• Only player to never miss a championship round in 20s
• Only player to go to 5 Superbowls in 20s
• Only player to have 5 MVPs in 20s
• Most TDs/yards per game in NFL history
• Most wins in 8 seasons
• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in NFL and college
• Won MVP and Superbowl MVP in the same season
• Set the all time record of most total yards
• He's only 29 yet has the 2nd most playoff wins and 2nd most pass TDs of all time
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>>150480555
Na I've seen enough of Nick Wright's content to track the genesis of a lot of his view points. its near impossible for anyone active on X to not be at least curious about and lurk 4chan these days. It's become interlinked with so many years of Elon Musk, Joe Rogan and others mentioning it
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>>150480584
No one cares about that lil sis. All those stats and he has the same number of rings as Troy Aikman
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>>150480580
>Brady is simply better than Mahomes.
Maybe, but not at this age he wasn't. It's not particularly close.
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>>150480584
7 > 3

2 > 0
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>>150480562
Yea I liked actually really liked the little side book "The Slow Regard of Silent Things" but I didn't bother to read the other one he wrote outside of the two main books. I'll be pleasantly surprised if we get a 3rd proper book but not gonna bank on it
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>>150480600
Tom Brady is 48 bro why are you living in the past
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>>150480600
see >>150480602
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>>150480549
Wait till you find out about the long term effects torn patellar tendons have on linemen

>I'm the next Trent William-ack
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This is like saying you made the same money as Jeff Bezos when you were both age 30 so when you're Bezos's current age you'll be as rich as him
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>>150480602
>>150480607
>>150480611
Why is it so hard to say. Brady is better than Mahomes. But not at this age. Looks like he has to win a 4th ring for the message to get through to you guys.
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>>150479189
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>>150480618
This argument kills the Mahomes Schizo
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>>150480619
Probably because we look at things in reality instead of cherrypicked stats to shift narratives
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Why does Mahomes need reffie help in order to win?
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>>150480549
I really like their WR room. On paper it can be the best offense in the league, but I could also see half of them being injured and it being another 2024 shitshow. Rice, JuJu, and Brown tend to miss games.
>Royals
He's astroturfed by his last name. I didn't see anything in training camp that warranted that much hype but I could be wrong.

>>150480615
It must have been a minor tear because Josh Simmons has been playing perfectly. The guy already looks like a pro bowler.
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>>150480623
kek
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>>150480623
True
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>>150480227
Wrong, GnR's best album is objectively their greatest hits even though Appetite is a perfect album.
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>>150480618
>>150480625
>This is like saying you made the same money as Jeff Bezos when you were both age 30 so when you're Bezos's current age you'll be as rich as him
I feel like I'm being gaslighted into losing my mind. Nobody is making a claim he'll get 7 rings or pass Brady's career. He just started off better than Brady.
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>>150480615
This im more willing to let slide, cause he's going in week 1 and had no issues in camp
these big guys are warriors, but I was hyping Royals up
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>>150480618
This isn't even the first football example

>Randy Moss is ahead of Rice at age X
>clearly he is going to catch him
>he never catches him
>Larry Fitzgerald is ahead of Rice at age X
>clearly he is going to catch him
>he never catches him
>Antonio Brown is ahead of Rice at age X
>clearly he is going to catch him
>he never catches him
>Anyway Justin Jefferson...
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>>150480555
>>150480587
I could have sworn I heard Nick mention 4chan trolls on his podcast. So at bare minimum he's aware of this place.
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>>150480641
>I didn't see anything in training camp that warranted that much hype but I could be wrong.
Nah you're right.
I was big on Royals day 1 from the draft cause I was hyping up the name, Im just worried his body can't hold up in the NFL right now.

I think WRs are one of the biggest "You see what you get" positions, and you need someone like Tyreek Hill who had the beast in him from the college accusations to go and learn the WR role from being a PR in college. And that required him already being a physical freak of genetics in the first place.
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>>150480660
>Rice is ahead of Travis Kelce in playoffs
>Kelce passes Rice in 2026.
Combo breaker.
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>>150480641
Not gonna lie he looks solid and I like how quick he spreads out to his stance which makes it even more impressive because it's his right knee that got fucked up. I bet you didn't know which leg it was you casual. But it's preseason. We'll see how he does in the regular season
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Anyways...
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>>150480652
Stop accusing us of gaslighting you.

You're the one that goes on schizo rants and wrote a 22 page "essay"
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>>150480660
>>150480618
This is a strawman. Your definition of GOAT is not the same as others. If it was just about counting the rings Marino wouldn't be ranked above Bradshaw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Top_100:_NFL%27s_Greatest_Players

The point being, there's many ways to define a player's greatness. Not just yards or rings. If Mahomes ends his career with 5 MVPs and 5 Superbowl MVPs there will be people who rank him ahead of Brady.
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>>150480682
>wrote a 22 page "essay"
please say I was mentioned at least 6,000,000 times in this nonsense.
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>>150480652
Who gives a fuck how he started off? Big Ben won a ring his second season, did that really matter in the grand scheme of things? No. Same shit. You keeping missing the forest for the age 29 trees.
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>>150480671
Rice should just come out of retirement and pad his stats by playing for the Niners this year. I honestly think Rice could come in off the street next week and be better than that guy they just traded for
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>>150480684
>let me pull out a ranking from 2010 to prove a retarded point
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>>150480623
Kelce is checking on him to see if he's alright. The other guy is showboating.
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>>150480661
Exactly. Again I'd FS1 production staff spend more time here than Nick does but he definitely stealth posts. You can't really blame him anyway there's only so much NFL you could talk for hours daily without needed to mine the internet for fresh perspectives. I just wish he and other sports media/podcasters would watch more tape. I mean I just do this shit for fun but after the Parsons trade I went back and watched two full games of his from last year just to get a better idea of why the Cowboys were content moving off him. I'm definitely on there side after the tape I saw vs Ravens and vs Panthers in 2024. The freelancing is a problem
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>>150480671
That's cute.
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>>150480698
Why is Michael Jordan the goat if he doesn't have the most rings?
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>>150480712
He isn't
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>>150480712
He's not. He's just the most (((marketable))) player of the past 30 years...sounds kinda familiar, huh?
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>>150480702
>I just wish he and other sports media/podcasters would watch more tape.
They don't know shit about ball dude. They are clearly entertainers/rage baiters.
Easy to enjoy the show once you acknowledge that it's all BS and they don't even believe what they say
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>>150480712
MJ has the most rings in the modern era. How come Kobe isn't the GOAT despite having 4 rings? Because 6>4
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>>150480727
This is what got me through season 15 of IASIP.
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>>150480717
And there it is
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>>150480702
>>150480727
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>>150480731
>IASIP
What's that?
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>>150480682
>>150480690
The fact that you're trying to push that essay on me now makes me think 100% it was a pyops by the webm spammer.
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>>150480738
Imagine @ing me of all people about some faggot shit like EPA. All statistics and analytics are flawed. It doesn't mean anything. Eye Test shows Micah Parsons is a high end edge rusher and arguably one of the fastest DEs in the NFL. That said he can get stonewalled against larger OTs, is just okay setting the edge and occasionally hurts the defence by freelancing. I wouldn't have paid 47 mil a year for him
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Are we still laughing at the Cowboys?
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>>150480748
Have you taken your meds?
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>>150480565
Half the Jaqs skill position players weren't injured. It's also funny that a weaponless Chiefs managed to beat Allen, Lamar, and Burrow playing at their best.
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>>150480747
Don't worry about it.
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>>150480761
Lamar just needs more help though
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>>150475391
Raiders are #4 in that division.
Carroll is behind Harbaugh or Payton.
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>Rams are NFL bad guys
Rammies got em seething
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>>150480748
Oh, yeah. I totally spent 30 hours of my life typing some faggot's fanfic about mutthomes. You got me.
>spammer
NFL content being posted in the NFL thread isn't spam. Cry to the admins again.
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>>150480695
Not sure why Brady stayed retired. He only did it for his wife but after she left him for that Brazilian bull, he should have returned.
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>>150480769
Sad truth is nobody thinks about the Rams.
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>>150480761
The Ravens unironically beat themselves in every single playoff game since Lamar has been starting
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>>150480305
Chiefs have had no divisional competition for a decade, and their conference competition has been mediocre: post-dynasty Patriots, Ravens, Bills, and Burrow Bengals, all perennial chokers for the most part. Mahomes is no doubt a great QB, easily best of the 2010s; he's got skills and knows ball. But his biggest benefits are athleticism and improvisational skills; and those are things that decline the quickest: >>150480565
Mahomes has another ring, maybe 2 in him, but there has been no indication he has the autism Tom Brady has to keep up that sort of career for the same duration.
>>150480761
>elite unstoppable QB of the generation GOAT
>no but his weapons sucked you can't compare him to a shitter!
Pick one.
>>150480774
He was degrading those last couple of years and he didn't want to tarnish his legacy.
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>>150480853
>but there has been no indication he has the autism Tom Brady has to keep up that sort of career for the same duration.
He won't have to play as long if he keeps going to Superbowls at this absurd rate.

>elite unstoppable QB of the generation GOAT
>no but his weapons sucked you can't compare him to a shitter!
Heh had the 1 seed and beat the last two league MVPs in route to the Superbowl. Unlike Trevor he won.
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>>150480853
Great googly-moogly
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>>150480680
The Cooper pick was the best one



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