>Saturday 30th August12.30pm Chelsea v Fulham3pm Manchester United v Burnley3pm Sunderland v Brentford3pm Tottenham Hotspur v AFC Bournemouth3pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Everton5.30pm Leeds United v Newcastle United>Sunday 31st August2pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Manchester City2pm Nottingham Forest v West Ham United4.30pm Liverpool v Arsenal7pm Aston Villa v Crystal Palace
>>150481912Thought that was a silhouette of me for a second there
>>150481912That's clearly a Pidgey.
>>150481921do you play for united?
>>AC Milan have announced the signing of Christopher Nkunku from Chelsea on a five-year deal until 2030, for a fee that could reach more than £36m lol, lmao
>>150481932I'm the biggest customer at the scunthorpe united food stand if that's what you meant
CL fixtures are out big 6 bros
>>150481912When I look at this squad it really feels like an impossible overhaul to achieve.Everyone knows we need a CM. In reality we need at least two if not three. Casemiro gone next year and will need to be replaced. Fernandes in CM is not long term solution and will need to be replaced. Ugarte not good enough and will need to be replaced. Maybe the goal is to bring in Kone to play alongside Mainoo but we still need better depth. That alone is a big ask to achieve.Our RWB situation is equally bad. I might be in the minority here but Amad is not good enough to play there. He's been shown to be a defensive liability and honestly his attitude comes across as awful. He needs to be dropped until he loses that mentality. We all know Dalot isn't good enough. Happy enough with him being a squad player but not the starting XI.We need upgrades at CB. Maguire gone next year more than likely. Questions over Martinez long term fitness and how likely he can return to the player that he was. Shaw not good enough. So you're talking another 3 CBs to ensure depth.We all know the GK situation is grim. Let's assume Bayindir and Onana are both gone. Heaton gone as well next summer. We get Lammens and maybe have Vitek as second choice. Realistically we need an experienced keeper even as 3rd choice if not first choice...We are realistically looking at 3 transfer windows just to get a decent squad.
>>150482085
Where's the Chelsea lineup God Sixers?
>>150482115That depends where the revolving door stops a few minutes before KO
>>150482093you're assuming that Amorim and his 3atb along with wingbacks will stay long (it won't)
>>150482085>>150482097thanks for the fixture list, the arsenal 8 wins 0 losses hopefully.
roll up roll rupits the h*cking matchy>>150482141>>150482141>>150482141
>>150481956He was their future, once
>>150482142If you think Arsenal are going to win every game I'd be Kuwating for a long timr
>>150482142Arsenal, winners? Jahra having a laugh mate
so is this the Isak's replacement? how do you pronounce his name?
>international break loomingwhy do they do it? every year i just get into the swing of games every weekend and they take them away so england can draw 1-1 with the faeroe islands.
>>150482192Volt-uh-my-duh
>>150482200its walt-made m8
>>150482196The lower leagues don't stop for international breaks.
>>150482192walt made
>>150482200ooo check you out
>>150482192Voltamadaewhat's that? nah it's nothing, no need to be impressed, am just tri lingual, it's nothing really.
40 minutes until we get to see the God Six lads
>>150482270Based God Six poster
>Timber - Saliba - Gabriel - HincapieIs this the best back 4 in world football?
>>150482288t.
>>150482270wow I can't wait to watch.. *checks notes*.. Pedro Neto and Liam Delap
>>150482305kek paddy customer with the rare good one
bro i just need 1 W at last, fuck you Amorim
>>150482305Go watch GayLick, potato boy
>>150482325>bro i just need 1 W at lastAlready beat Arsenal mate
Was Florent Malouda a good player?
how come MBE got into Tuchel's lineup? i feel it's very undeserved
WHY HAS ISAK NOT BEEN SOLD YETTIME IS FUCKING TICKING
so you're telling me Newcastle could have got Jackson on loan with option to buy but they decided to buy Woltemade + Wissa for a combined 150m instead?
>>150482511have you seen how much bayern are paying for jackson
>>150482493chase thrill is gone and Liverpool lost interest.
>>15048251713m loan fee right? Woltemade is even more of a risk. At least Jackson has shown signs he can be good in the PL.
>>150482192Walmart
>>150482549>>150481500
>>150482549>At least Jackson has shown signs he can be good in the PL.
>>150482549>At least Jackson has shown signs he can be good in the PLhe's good at getting red cards, sure
>>150482577There's now way this is real. Why would Bayern be that desperate to sign Nicholas Jackson when they already have one of the best front lines in the world?
>>150482590>>150482598Jackson would have 37 PL goals in 2 seasons if he was on pens. Lets not pretend he's some bum
>>150482192>>150482200Vol-te(like bolter)-mah-duh There is South African folk hero called Wolraad Woltemade.
>>150482661too much of a mouthful we will come up with an anglicisation soon enough
Delap dead. They'll be begging for Jackson soon
>>150482288What about Calafiori and Miles-Skibidi?
Delap injured already so poor little Chelsea who operate on a shoestring budget have to turn to their youth players.
Chelsea look woeful for how much they spend Getting absolutely battered by Fulham
>>150482658>30 goals in 81 games (Jackson) versus 62 goals in 109 games (Isak)
Anyone selling shit strikers?
games gone
>>150482832now do Woltemade
2 HOURS INTO AMORIMKINO
>>150482297Based. No one can beat him on a cold, rainy Tuesday night in north London
Surely they are signing Jackson due to Kane’s age, right? Did Dortmund not have a striker they could poach?
>>150482192Volt 'em Harder
>Chelsea game>entirety of twitter is arsewogs chimping outGrim
>>150482192Someone said Voldemort in the other thread and that made me laugh>>150482305Hey, Pedro Neto is a Wolves legend and I will not accept any slander against him.
>>150481912
>>150482972There's also a rumour that Olise has a release clause so I guess they want a striker now so they don't have to replace both him and Kane at the same time
>>150483035Dont believe a Norwegian journalist would have the inside track on a PL transfer of a Swedish player
>>150483035>UnderstandJournospeak for "I made it up"
>>15048288518 in 36. So a better ratio than Jackson.
>>150483024Wonder who would pay that release clause
>Chelsea: white club>arsenal: black club>spurs: Jewish club>west ham: taxi driver clubWhat are the other london clubs?
>>150483123dulwich hamlet: my second club
>>150483088his 2 in 52 at Werder Bremen don't count?
>>150483123millwall: racist club
>>150483119Chelshit with the Jackson money
this ref is actually pretty decent, he should be doing more games but the PGMOL is a shit organization.
cheating scum
we're so back chelseabros
>Disallow a legitimate goal because it's against Chelsea>Stop the game for 3 minutes because of an injury>Add 8 minutes stoppage time>Chelsea score in the 10th of the 8 minutesThe more things stay the same the more things stay the same.
>>150483283HAHAHAA SEETHE HARDER AW
>>150483251what is that creature?
>>150483251Eminem
>needing refball vs FulhamGrim club
>>150483383Grim Shady
>>150483251chika chika slim shady
>>150483283Thats your fault for letting the clock run when there's a stoppage in play. Explicitly your fault.
>>150483388Meanwhile arsenal need refball off every set piece to win nothing
>timothy chalamat (a rentboy)>attending the rentboys vs ful'amthe allegations are never going away.
his lineup is so boring MATE YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE
>>150483568oh wait, HE ACTUALLY BENCHED DORGU HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Which club has the worst fans? Arsenal or Liverpool?
>>150483568How many for Big Zirk?
>>150483696AW is the worst poster in these threads but the scouse not english larp and indian fanbase is extremely cringe in the real world
solanke not even on the bench must be injured again and solomon in the squad wonder if he ends up staying now
It's insane how much Chelsea spend and how much help they need from PGMOL to win matches. Then again I could say that about every Slop 6 side that isn't City.
our blind lionesses
>>150483568Shitsko stinker and dropped
Little bit of matchfixing to kick off the weekend. How many people associated with this ref team do you reckon made good money at Sean Graham's today?
>still no man united thread
Lads I need a new iptv. I had one a couple if years ago but i used 10mm to sign up and can't remember the site. What's reliable these days? I don't trust the mainstream shit.
>>150484028i'm not sure officer
>>150484028just ask your mates what they use
>>150484028https://github.com/iptv-org/iptvsaw this a couple days ago, not sure if it helps or not
>>150484028You don't have the right to distrust mainstream shite if you're so mainstream as to not be able to pick one for yourself.
>>150482628Their squad is as thin as paper after Tel, Muller, Coman, and Sane are gone. Like they only have Gnabry and bunch of unproven teenagers on the bench as the subs for all of their forwards.
>>150484048They use a bloke on Facebook and I'm not doing that
>>150484092>>150484092>>150484092utd vs burnley
>>150484104ill just wait for the /mug/
Hey guys new to this sub! Just recently getting into soccer but I'm a huge fan already and can't wait for the lads to give it their all this afternoon!BTW do any of you bros know where I could get some nose candy? I'll be at the game so if you drop your @s I'll get back to y'all!
as it stands right now
>>150484028aliexpress, search for iptv. you can get a 1 year subscription for around 10-20 euro. in my experience all the iptv providers use the same sources so you won't notice a difference no matter which one you use. it's insane how some providers can charge like 10-20x times the price
>>150484163they actually worth it? im pretty good with just pirate streams to be fair but then im watching on a computer guessing aliexpress is more for firesticks or boxes
>>150484199You can use iptv anywhere, on your computer, phone, tv.
If Anonymount lasts the entire match without picking up an injury he will have lasted longer than he did last season
>>150483856i think pool has had the most help the last 5 years. So many overtime wins, so many iffy late game scenarios. Maybe I'm tripping but if I gotta pick one "ref bias" team, it's pool.
>>150484431name one time this has happened
>>150483856>that isn't City
>>150484444Uh against Newcastle just now? Also quote:Which Team Have Scored the Most Last-Minute Winners in Premier League History?Liverpool have won more Premier League games via last-minute goals than any other side in the history of the competition (46), with Ngumoha’s winner being the latest.In total, they have beaten 25 different opponents with last-minute winners in Premier League history, doing so against both Newcastle and Everton on five different occasions – more than any other team versus a single opponent.
>>150484597>against Newcastle just nowis this the game you're referring to?
>>150484648So that makes it not an overtime win? I swear pool fans are literally retarded
>>150484664Stick around. It's amazing how retarded shitizen actually is.
>>150484664How is it ref bias?
>>150484597yes liverpool are strongmind and protagonists and have excellent players i'm not sure how this constitutes as "help"
Joao Pedro is what pundits think Kai KWABertz is.
Do serious people watch any Euroleague besides the PL these days? Why?
>>150484664it's called extra time sweetie
>JGrealz on 3 assists already
Lol Amorim is at the point where they're back to back diving for pens
Burnley is not looking goodAmorim 11 still makes no sense though
>>150485506>on a free no less18 clubs had their pants pulled down
another og haha
>another own goalthat's 2 for the season with 0 goals scored by man utd players
>>150485558>Burnley is not looking goodno sht
Cunha goes off injured, time for Sesko you'd think? No it's Zirkzee, clearly Sesko is loathed by Amorim.
Any update on the gf to anon fc transfer saga?
>Chelsea win>United back to their bestTerrible day for AW
>>150485793gazumped I’m afraid
>>150485793hijacked by a late bid from Chad FC
I am away from the internet, whats the latest in the Spurs game?
>>150486176Spurs are shit m8I'll have a look and let you know how the game is going
>>150485793Several being targeted. Expect major snubbings when they all find out none of them were first choice.
>>150486176we're lucky to only be down 1 what a shit showfrank better come up with something
>>150486300>>150486319Lads... this RFN bloke... just broke me heart he has
>>150485793Let it all work out
VAR having a complete howler today. Bournemouth robbed of a clear pen.
>>150486485You need to see all the shite which went in Chelsea's favour today, it's actionable.
what a goal from shrewsbury hall him and grealingz have been really great signings for everton fc
>Anonymount taken off at half time
TEH TROLWULVEZ TROLING THER WAY TO A DEFEAT AT HOME 2 EVRETON. SUCH MATSERTROLLLLZMICKSMIRKING.GIF
It's not too late to sign grealish into your FPL team
>Chelsea have told Nicolas Jackson to return to London. He is not going on loan to Bayern after Liam Delap's injury. (Source:@David_Ornstein)
>>150486364IBP having his last hurrah with his three year graphic design degree
why did so many hard r's sleep on grealish?
>>150486949intimidated by his calves
J-Grealz on 4 assists for the season already lmao
>>150487115Poobag had about 8 in August and got 9 for the whole season
>90+2 zirkzee>United wins 3-2
Amorim is making Scott Parker look like he has ball knowledge.Get this fraud out of my club. I fucking can't anymore
grealish with 4 assists and 1 pre-assist in 2 starts
>>150487537it's crazy how well he can play when he isn't facing 11 men behind the ball with no space to play into
>brentford
Walker plays a solid game
>>150487164>Trying to compare Pogba with a real baller like GrealishLMAO you sound like that retard trying to compare Wirtz with KDB
>needing refball to beat burnley at home
>sustained pulling actionhe's just like me
>>150481912my bluesies
Yiddos put back in their box
I still remember that clown aussie saying the city win was a big win and that spurs are a solid team with a good defence lmao. They never learn.
this takes me back
>>150487980Classic Penchester Refnited
/mug/bros...
>>150484140wow very tight race
>>150487852>that retard trying to compare Wirtz with KDBJust to explain what was happening here. A retard (likely you) was trying to claim Wirtz is a shit player because his stats on losing possession were high. You were corrected by anons who pointed out that players in the 10 who are tasked with creativity necessarily have to make riskier passes and that most creative players (Bruno, Kevin etc.) also frequently lose possession. Wirtz might be a shit player, but he isn't shit solely because of a stat that actually shows he's doing his job properly.
>irrelevant 14 game at 5.30see you tommorow lads
>>150483123which is the homosexual club
never seen a more rigged game and I watched the Fulham vs United and Lestah vs United game. It's so fucking blatant now and NOBODY will do anything about it.
>They ran out of gas in the second half, rode their luck a little, maybe got a little bit of luck from the officialsLmao, even pundits know it's rigged but can't say it.
big 3 points in the relegation battle at old trafford
how many times did Kevin de Bruyne win the Bundesliga undefeated?
Well Liverpool will be the only team with 3 wins tomorrow.
>>150485818>EPL fixtures>Arsenal on the brain :3
Spurs had 0 corners Bournemouth had 8
>>150488271>replying to the welsh child abuser (incest too)lol
https://strawpoll.com/wAg3QO92oy8clear favourite so far
>>150481912I've seen enough. United gonna win the league this year
>>150488356The lack of Rooney disappoints me
united are shit, but it's about the feelings
Lovely long international break for the Yiddos to seethe all during
>>150484431How about full time penalties?
>the only player who has scored (twice) from open play is the joke of /sp/idk if the buillying is working but somehow it makes no sense
Sunderland staying up lads?
feels good to be back in the top half United bros
Window closes 7pm Monday, enough time for the Yids to get one last snub in!
>>150488496Yeah. United, Burnley and Wolves to go down
>+5>90+7 (P)
I hate supporting this fucking club. Even the victories feel like calamities these days.
>>150488494Fattys always get it
GG EZ
Hearing that Chelsea have cancelled the Nicholas Jackson loan to Bayern due to Delap's injury. Jackson is already in Germany
Will there be an investigation into that red team? Because there should be.
>>150488622We're back in the top 9 already. We're winning the league.
>>150488558Refs will never allow United to go down
>>150488496RFN had then 17th
The PGMOL are like United's teammates when they were trying to set Ronaldo up to score during his last season there and he kept botching everything
>>150488638If the deal is actually 50M loan for one season guaranteed +80 to buy then they are not cancellingIf they do cancel it then that was never the deal
mbeumo is class
>>150488892Really lit up again against *checks notes* Grimsby and Burnley
Thomas Frank's got his player in Got more backing than Ange did so no excuse
You'll never believe where referee Sean Barrott is from. That's right, Greater Manchester. Can you believe that? What a coincidence.
>>150488926seethe
>>150488926*Editor's note: Mbuemo missed the decisive penalty in the loss to fourth tier Grimsby Town and a Greater Manchester referee had to invent a penalty after the allotted stoppage time in order to salvage a win against newly promoted Burnley
ABUsissies saying United get help from the ref but forget the 12 extra minutes of a scheduled 5.
>>150489006because they spent 8 minutes trying to come up with the reason to give them a penalty
It was funny when Cunha went off injured and Sesko was not subbed on though. I've never seen a player be hated so quickly by a manager!
If you think United got PGMOL assistance today then you need to see the Chelsea highlights Fulham robbed blind multiple times
>>150489081Yeah both matches were rigged. And not very subtly either. Someone got paid a lot of money for today's results.
>>150489081Fulham also robbed vs united. Pity for them desu
>>150489006Grimsby
>>150481931Bournemouth
>>150488689He meant West Ham United
>>150489124>>150489138noted mark tony khan is more than happy to do the job
>>150489025Dont foul in the box then mate :^)
Proper dilates the ABU sissy this one
>>150489399>smartest manure monkey
>>150489456Dilate :)
>>150488892Weight class
>>150489424>26 shots>6 on target>£200m on a new attacking trio>77% of shots off targetGRIM
>>150486763>>150488638Embarrassing for everyone involved.
>>150489424These are really bad stats Dave lol
>>150488892>>150488926>>150488986>he's the only one scoring from open play>even if you don't rate him, everyone else is doing worst so far
>outplayed by Fulham>outplayed by Grimsby >outplayed by BurnleyHow much of a farmers league is Portugal? This is downright fraudulent "managing"
>>150489504>>150489585OBSESSED
ABUsissies not taking this well...
>>150489609He's just waiting for that sweet sweet P45 to come
>Jackson 'angry' as Chelsea cancel Bayern loan after Delap injuryhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5ylneq1kv7o
>>150489609
>>150489124our whole society and all our lives are rigged by people we dont even know their identity or agenda. and we just live in their puppetshow powerless to change anything or even act with dignity because we lack even an honest representation of reality
>>150489609>How much of a farmers league is Portugal?Remember this guy left Portugal mid title race to have a face to face rejection from West Ham. He AWOL'd the Portuguese league it's that easy
We all ready to see Livarpool get exposed tomorrow?
starting to see the issue with newcastle's attackWoltemade looks like he actually fits the team though, guess they didnt just panic buy
>>150489609>How much of a farmers league is Portugal?
>>150488638>>150486763>>150489659THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>150489609..and yet they genuinely outplayed Arsenal.What does that tell you about Arteta?
>>150489693Kek, this.Remember this guy said he'd walk away after losing the final to spurs and now he's just procrastinating for the paycheck
>>150489889That he knows how shit Amorim is he can literally just let them have the ball and do whatever
>>150489659lol he looks like one of them starving Africans
>>150489889Hope you're still here after the loss tomorrow bro
>>150489839>It follows a remarkable whirlwind 24 hours in which Chelsea went from having four strikers to just one.>First Christopher Nkunku joined AC Milan permanently for £36m, then Jackson flew to Germany to complete his move, while Delap was injured after sprinting for a ball in the first half at Stamford Bridge.>That left the in-form Joao Pedro, who has five goals in five starts, as Chelsea's last remaining striker.How does this even happen.
>>150483123chelsea are west london fags
>>150489889From united's lineup he could tell united were unable to score even if they fielded 20 players so he scored an early goal and called it a day. It was the most obvious way to handle that match, he didn't even have to overthink it.
>>150490016they still have raheem sterling and david datro fofana around
>>150490205TBoehlz era Chelsea has had the bizarre ability to sign tens of players yet have zero depth for certain positions.
>Liverpool have made an improved £35m bid, which includes a 10% sell-on clause, for Crystal Palace defender Marc Guehi.>Having held club-to-club talks earlier this month Liverpool made a straight £35m offer to Palace for Guehi, which has remained on the table.>Talks recommenced in recent days and it is understood Liverpool have indicated they are prepared to include a 10% sell-on clause.>Palace have responded by saying they want a deal worth £35m and an added £5m in bonuses. Talks between the clubs are ongoing in an attempt to reach a deal before Monday's transfer deadline.>During the most recent discussions, the Selhurst Park club made an informal proposal to include Liverpool defender Joe Gomez as a sweetener in the deal for Guehi.>But it became apparent Liverpool would reject any formal offer from Palace to take Gomez on loan, which has left the two clubs negotiating a cash deal.
>>150490364>negotiate sell-on clause for player you never plan to sellAlways liked throwing that one in when playing football manager, if it was a rival team I'd even let the cunt go on a free out of spite.
>sell on clauseOh yeah, what happened with Antony?
can you guys explain why city loaned out grealish? i dont hear about big clubs letting the big money players play elsewhere, it seems way more common for them to just let them rot on the bench
004 for Sesko and Cunha
>>150490016Pedro might be the best scorer in the league, might be all they need
>>150490503Because it was blatantly obvious he was no longer in Poop's plans.
>>150483123>Chelsea: white clubThat's a fucking laugh. Darkest team on the planet outside of Botswana Meat Commission FC.
>>150489889Genuinely not hard to do.The only creative player arsenal has is odegaard. He has a bad game and all they have left is set pieces.
>>150490503He had an argument with Pep at Christmas and Pep seethed over it and stopped giving him any minutes. We don't know what it was about. Also Jack is sub-par for City, they aren't losing much. It's easy to look good when you've got tonnes of space like Jack has at Everton.
>>150490574>He had an argument with Pep at ChristmasI believe it was about the proper way to eat an Advent calendar (Jack would count down)
>>150490503A million a month is still a lot of money even for the arabs, plus he's now well worth 50 mill.
Just realised who the Limpet Leaf reminds me of.
>>150490705Tottenham should have gone for him instead of Savinho
>>150490722there are at least three of us, so I can reasonably assume you don't mean me
Geordies are absolutely mind broken
>>150490731They probably did
>>150490756Oh I do.
>>150490766>Act like a cunt>Get called a cunt>Mind broken
>>150490788alright I've watched some youtube clips and the evidence is pretty damning
>>150490731Moving to London would have been a harder sell for Grealish and Everton formation/lack of depth suits him better.
>>150490841Will they sing the same song to wissa ?
>>150490886Brentford fans should be the ones doing that.
>>150490886safe to say they will
>>150490886>Will Newcastle fans sing the same song to Wissa>Black man with question marks.jpg
>>150490841its leeds. They've got nothing to do with it. They're in a match right now and they've got Isak on the brain.
>>150490886Why would they? Isak wants out, Wissa wants in.
>>150490931You literally do not know Leeds fans. They have experience of this through Kewell & Alan Smith.
>>150490886Or Strand-Larson
>>150490886No because Poocastle will refuse to pay the asking price for Wissa
>>150490931your best player in limbo, forcing a move out is definitely always relevant when football is being played
>ISAK IS RIGHT>YOUR CLUB IS SHITE
>>150490957>You literally do not know Leeds fans.This is true. So I'll take your word for it.>They have experience of this through Kewell & Alan Smith.Yeah I'm not familiar. Fine I'll throw my hands up and bow out. I don't want to know Leeds lore desu
>>150490963Yet Liverpool are doing the exact same with Isak.
>>150490957>Alan Smith>Although this move caused controversy amongst Leeds fans, it has since been revealed by Peter Lorimer that the only club Leeds would allow Smith to join was Manchester United, and that Leeds had in fact engineered the move. With Manchester United being the only club offering the requested money up-front, instead of on an instalment basis (as offered by Everton and Newcastle United), and with Leeds facing administration, Smith faced allowing Leeds to go into administration or joining Leeds' bitter rivals[8] - despite Smith earlier going on record that he would never play for Manchester United.[9]hmmmmm
>>150490984I guess. It still feels a bit random if the Leeds crowd didn't taunt them about it
>>150491019Sucks to be Wissa then
>>150491019just further highlights the double standards of Poocastle and their fans
>>150491083Ah yes, I do remember Liverpool fans giving Trent Alexander-Arnold the warmest of send-offs as he went to Madrid. Oh wait, that literally never happened.
>>150490886They already did this to Everton with Anthony Gordon lmao
>It's the great Mbeumpkin, charlie brown!!
>>150491103>non-sequiter
>>150491105And let's not forget signing Chris Wood from Burnley so there would be one fewer relegation rival.
>>150491103>noooooooooo forget about these two identical situations and lets talk about this completely different situation
I like Elland Road
>>150491119Heh
>>150491125>>150491135>Newcastle fans bitch about Isak wanting to further his career>Liverpool fans bitch about Alexander-Arnold wanting to further his careerLiterally identical situations. But of course it's OK when your club of choice does it.
>Shitizen showing how retarded he is as usual
>>150491160I mean if you're just going to lie about the situations then sure, they're the same in your little fantasy. Congratulations retard
>>150491148>Almost heaven, west yorkshire
The fucking state of this.
>>150491188In that case what's the difference?
>>150491190Remember when he, Mainoo and Hojlund were all sat like that?
Lads what is the best hotel location in London?
>>150491160Nobody bitched about Alexander-Arnold wanting to play for a different club. It was because he was a deceptive little rat about and didn't tell anyone for 2 years
>>150490788See >>150491119
>>150491219>soon to leave>left>wants out
>>150491218Isak signed the contract.
>United's goalkeepers are costing them 2 goals per game>Ref decisions contribute 2 goals per game to level it out
>>150491190>completely copies Yamal's shit haircut
>>150491226About 40 miles up the road out of London.
>>150491241this is how he knows
>>150491268Was it not a penalty?
>>150491218Well for a start, the manner in which they're leaving, the why, the completely different behaviours in wanting out and also why the fans are/were angry at the player. Seriously, aside from the fanbase not wanting them to leave, what's actually the same? Even the reasons are different
>>150491344It was outside the box
>>150491301I just don't want to mistakenly be on the receiving end of praise for your muhbongos (hehe) edits
Mbundes probably isn't even fat, he's probably just got the arse genetics
>>150491268but it's the system that's the problem, all the players are immense. United's recruitment has been on point for years!
>>150487885quintessential United tbqh, that's how they won all those titles
All you have to do is not score an own goal for them. They're useless without their star goal scorer Owen Gaul
>>150491393>If a defender starts holding an attacker outside the penalty area and continues holding inside the penalty area, the referee must award a penalty kick>Law 12 - Fouls and Misconduct https://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-12---fouls-and-misconductFeels like I'm going insane
DCL is bloody dreadful
>>150491467they won tititles because they had a man who had them dreaming of the surgery their anuses would need if they didn't, mostly
Where was the 90m Seskoffender today?
>>150491636no it was refball
lol
>>150491440
>>150491490>can't beat teams without own goals is the new can't beat teams without red cardsGrim
>>150491755which one is simone?
Can they sue Isak for 4 dropped points?
Pope got a yellow card for timewasting at the 36th minute loooool State of Newcastle
Mad that Newcastle chased Sean Longstaff (boyhood fan, came through the academy, from right outside the city), a guy that would die for the badge, out of the club for PSR reasons all to spend 95m on their 6th choice striker *checks notes* Nikolai Walderamma.
Corrrr Man United proper upset the trannies today. You love to see it.
are newcastle relegation candidates?
>>150491407>don't want to be mistaken for the guy who seems to spend an awful lot of time making bryan mbuemo drawingsprobably a good move honestly
We're only 3 points off top of the table
>>150492148Your arm is piercing your side utdpepe
Why are Newcastle fans so immature? Singing Isak is a cunt after all he has done for them.
>>150492185I don't think football's for you.
>>150492182Moving so fast you can't see his hand
>>150492185It's more the fact they refuse (are scared) to hold the Scousers to account that's of note Even in a match against them they didn't say a peep
>>150492286So what should they be chanting at Scousers?
>Ipswich Town have completed the signing of Norway forward Sindre Walle Egeli for £17.5m, breaking the record for a transfer fee spent by a Championship club.>The 19-year-old has signed a five-year contract at Portman Road after joining from FC Nordsjaelland in Denmark, where he scored 11 goals in 40 appearances having arrived from Sandefjord in his homeland aged 16.Fucking hell.
Is Top Gear ever coming back?
>>150492957Lost its spark when they sacked Clarkson for daring to want a warm meal. Final nail was when they tried to kill Freddie Flintoff on a show that no one bothered watching.
>>150493066was his name flintoff or?
>>150492957no
>>150493066>sacked Clarkson for daring to want a warm mealNo, they sacked him for punching a coworker which is entirely reasonable
My tooth/area I had tooth extracted from hurts bros. This sucks.
>>150494102eat some hamburgers/more ham burgers than usual
>>150494029WRONG! Clarkson had been working hard all week and wanted something warm to eat. Then some pompous suit who's never been out in the field tossed him some cold cuts and told him it was all he was entitled to. So Clarkson gave him a (merited) bunch of fives. He's lucky that's all he gave him. By rights he should have beaten him to death in front of his family.
>Fulham fans were chanting "you’re getting sold in the morning" to Chelsea players during warmup
>>150493102Freddy Faceoff
>nil-nil sneeds-sandcastleproper norfern brexit fixture and result there
>Put an irrelevant 14 game at 5.30>It finishes 0-0Sickening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp_ojywTBWE
SUNDERLAND >6THNEWCASTLE >15TH
>>150494540Beheddie Howe is elite, they said
>>150494520ching chong bing bong
>>150494540None of Sunderland's new signings have scored yet either.
>>150494614I tell a lie, Guiu scored in the League Cup.
>>150494561>>150494614Sunderland was always the bigger Scottish team
>>150494102Keep swilling with salt water.
Lord protect ar Isa if Liverpool don't win tomorrow...
All jokes aside. What are English women really like?
>im ready for my closeup
>>150494823The top tier English women are world class but we have a lot more ugly/mid women in this country. Id say its a 20/80 split. There is a study that suggests a country can only have attractive people of one gender. This is because the traits that make attractive men, make women ugly. English men are more of a 40/60 split.
>>150492004The one that looks like he just realised he made a big mistake
>Grealish is the first Everton player to assist two or more goals in consecutive Premier League appearances for the Toffees.fuggin ell
>>150494878>There is a study that suggests a country can only have attractive people of one genderI remember hearing that about Russians. The women are (mostly) cuties and the blokes are (mostly) cavemen.
Absolute STATE of chelshit
>>150495553[Championship stadium intensifies]
>>150495553west ham actively trying to leave the premier league
Trent more invisible than he was last week when he didn't get the start kek
>>150495553>When Paquetà was asked if he expected to still be a member of West Ham after the transfer window closed, the Brazilian national responded "I wouldn't bet on it"
>Bruno Fernandes 100 goals for ManU>66 penalty kicks
>>150495159Russian women tend to look like the have fetal alcohol syndrome, but I suspect that is because they probably do.
>>150494878for me, it's keeley hazell.
>>150495876I struggle to get eyes on a russian woman on account of them being in such a hurry
>>150495963around the corner, ukraine your neck, but already, shes long gone.
>>150495962A good choice
What went wrong?
>>150491226I spent a few nights in east London near West Ham ground, it was pretty grim. Don’t know what it looks like now, but at the time it was like a dystopian mix of run down buildings, construction sites and brand new buildings that don’t look like they belong in the area what so ever. Would recommend looking towards Fulham/Chelsea area, my impression for the few hours I was there was that it’s a pretty cosy area. If you aren’t a architecture autist like me West London is fine though, the people there are a bit weird but generally felt pretty safe
>>150494878>>150495962>>150496100the ANSWER is nigella lawson
>>150496198Meant to write east London in the end there obviously, got my wires crossed because of the misleading club name>be from east part major city>club name starts with west
>>150496119the history of the tottingham
United are very lucky that Leeds, West Ham and Wolves are going down this season
>>150496119Lads, it's Tottenham.
>>150494868Aura-less little chimp gonna flop so hard at Chelsea lel
>>150496231if you're going the hag route gotta be the mom (sorry, mum) from inbetweeners
>>150496443Another good choice. I raise you, Hayley Atwell.
>>150496443I'm sorry, is she going to be cooking everyday while drinking wine and doing coke off your cock then telling to suck her toes? No? Then the ANSWER is nigella lawson
>>150496496apparently she's half american, who knew.
>>150494878you find more english men attractive than women? think i might have an alternative hypothesis to your study as to why
>>150496119frank knew he needed to scary levy into spending more this weekendtrust the plan
>>150496729*scaredont get excited IBP i noticed the typo
>>150496760cute that your mum browses, can't imagine why else you'd be scored of a grammar mistake on a basket weaving forum
>>150496823striving for perfection is my greatest weakness im aware and working on being less perfect each day
>>150496890cheeky that
>>150496823you don't want IBP to darken your doorstep believe me
>+3 for manure
>>150496706The study found that English people are more male trait dominant. Its not about being gay.
>>150497615
Dont mention the amount of 90+ 20 goals livershit have scored
>Bruno Fernandes 90+20' (P)
Stop noticing...
>>150498020>>150498055>>150498087Poocastle KWAB
>>150498127LiVARpoo KWAB
Arne Slot is in the Epstein files
Based Indy
>>150498212Kek
>United get a 98th minute VAR winner at home to beat the shittest team in the league>All of a sudden thread flooded by autistic shitpostingGrim grim grim
what is more likely at this point jackson stays at chelsea or isak stays at newcastle
>>150498020>>150498055>>150498087>>150498157at least edit in fat mbeumo if youre going to post slop
Why does Fabrizio Romano have nothing to say on the Isak story?
>no clean sheet since 04/20>8 goals conceded in their last 4 games
>>150498948he said in his stream not long ago there is basically nothing to reportno further developments, liverpool still confident it will get done, and he said he doesnt want to make a prediction
>>150498948Romano is Chelsea's baby, Ornstein/Indy is Liverpool's baby
>>150499003>please sir may i have more injury timeMORE!?
YOU'VE ALREADY WON MOLDOVAIN SPITE OF MEAND DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I FALLHEAD OVER FEET
I'm not a fan of the bullying towards Mbeumo. He seems like a nice lad.
>>150499198lines were crossed
>>150499198personally from a place of love
CONSIDER YOURSELF, MBEUMOCONSDER YOURSELF, LOOKING TOO FLABBY
>>150499198he's the only one scoring GOALS
The reds play tomorrow and Isak + Guehi are signing
>>150496231don't look up who her dad was
>>150499198Agreed but that ass do be distracting
>Grealish is actually good now
the ABUs won't like this one bit
>>150500502good thing the league is experimenting with those quidditch hoops
oh they won't like it at all
>Manchester United chiefs remain concerned that Ruben Amorim may quit his job despite watching his side snatch a crucial victory over Burnley courtesy of skipper Bruno Fernandes' stoppage-time penaltyThis is starting to play out like when Tony and Ralph are trying to get each other to kill Jackie Jr.Jim is desperate for Amorim to walk so he doesn't have to pay him the compo, but Amorim is desperate to be sacked so he doesn't miss out on the compo.>Gee, I sure hope you don't walk Ruben!>Well I signed a contract, Jim so I intend to honour it>That's great news! Especially when I know if you left you could walk into any club you wanted...>Fortunately my heart lies here, with Manchester United even if things aren't going so great atm>I can sleep easy tonight knowing that! It's just that if you wanted to join a club in the CL I can understand and I wouldn't stand in your way>I'm no quitter, Jim. It's Manchester United PLC I want to be leading to CL glorySuch a state.
>>150500599Basically, Man United are BACK!
>>150500502Tbf if you watch United in their opening 3 games they DO create a lot of chances. The problem is that the shooting is abysmal. Either that or the keeper has a worldie like Raya did for Arsenal.Sesko looks promising but he'll take time to settle into this squad. That boy can jump. Still, I can't see higher than 6th because the attack and defence is disconnected as they dont have a defensive midfielder. Yes yes Casemiro but hes not the player he was at Madrid.
Who want me?
>>150501143Yes people just didn't see the genius of losing in that tin pot cup when they knew it would be a distraction in the PL to then win against the mighty Burnley. It is clear that Manchester Utd are the team to beat in the PL.
>>150501260Why'd you take your penalty after 9 others, Ben?
>>150494006Nice
>>150494614reason they won is cause of xahahahahakaka
>>150501476Cramps, look it up
>mason mount injured againI know it's too good to be true, the fact he managed to start 3 PL games in a row was already magical as it is
>>150481912>needing a refball pen to beat Burnley at homePathetic
>>150487537Pep tried to ruin this man's career for no reason other than the fact that he enjoys a drink or two now and then.
>>150503855he's literally me
Jaidon Anthony is so funny because it's the name of 2 players United are desperately trying to get rid of
>>150498055Wtf 3 EXTRA MINUTES
umm Jackson please come back
HOLY FUCK THIS LEAGUE IS RIGGED FOR THE (((BIG CLUBS)))
Losing saka will affect arsenal more than you realise. He's been their best player by a mile.
Liverpool go down to 5th today!
>>150505353huomenta
Man United are in the title race
>>150505429
>>150505212good early cope for when arsenal finish 2nd once again, or maybe 3rd this year who knows>oh we lost saka for like 2 weeks in august that's why we lost the title
>>150505478Bit rude innit
hopefully he's smiling up in heaven
>>150495594>we 'ad 70000 in the bloody Championship, m8, proppa sleeping giant
>>150495746actually he provided an excellent assist for a goal that was disallowed
>>150498948romano only posts about clubs who pay him
United unironically need Fred or Ander Herrera back.
>>150506390Best I can do is Juan Veron
well said joe
https://youtu.be/bsAl0JjFvU8?si=z0JEntDa6A2OZNF5What does he think about current united goalkeepers?
>>150506497I 100% believe that all of the United legends want to club to fail to cement their own legacies. De Gea was the best goalkeeper in the world for periods at United.
>>150498962Without looking it up I can GUARANTEE you that clean sheet was not:>against a prem club>with 11 men
>Chelshit won>no /mug/shit weekend
>>150506824normal service will resume after the international break
it would be insane to come to this conclusion after 3 games but based on vibes Gittens feels like he’s gonna be such a pointless transfer.
reds on today lads
So, what will happen to our FIFA player Jadon Sancho?
>>1505071791-1 slurper
>>150506480>football without VARThis already exists. It's called the lower leagues.
>refball in favor of all the ‘big’ clubs who were also playing at home At least Tottenham lost but Manure and Chelsea deserved nothing from those games.
>>150507453fuck OFF indy
>>1505071792-2 with more pants on head stupid VAR decisions
>EXCL: Chelsea considering signing striker before deadline. #CFC not allowing Nicolas Jackson loan but permanent possible. Lack of loan replacements means permanents being explored - enquiries made for Conrad Harder of #SportingCP & others @TheAthleticFC
how long is Delap out
>>150507564Hamstring is usually 6-8 weeks
>>150507451>the Austrian Arsenal bandwagoner with zero awareness yet again
>>150507586OofWelcome Isak to Chelsea Football Club
>>150507698cant decide if him transferring is worse for west ham or villa
>people began to realize how elite Bayindir's distribution is over Onana, the supposed distributor GKOnly bought for 4m btw
Since the start of last season, only Mo Salah (49) and Alexander Isak (29) have more Premier League goal contributions than Bryan Mbeumo (28)
>>150507658Would be kino
>>150507453It's Buonanotte on loan, came out already. This chancer is behind the times. Not sure I understand Chelsea's transfer strategy at all, they spunk billions all over the place but still need to make loans and act like wheeler dealers over the Jackson sale.
Today's the day we humble these rape apologist zionist bastards
wissa speaks
>>150507835Utterly repulsive what Newcastle have done to Brentford
>>150507845Doubt they think they've done a single thing wrong. What they've done to Brentford, Liverpool have done to Isak - and you'll never see a Geordie slagging off Liverpool for what they did.
>>150507845henry with a single mealy mouthed sentence of a a tweet rather than a 10 paragraph condemnation of the playeri wonder why
Foden injured again, Cherki out too, it's over, wrap up the season
Lads i can't stop thinking about mbumo's fat juicy ass
>>150507853Because Brentford to Newcastle isn't a move involving a Big Six club.
>>150507873Cherki is awful btw, as is the zestyman
that lassie on match of the dayphwoar
>>150507913Nah your team is
>>150507917Corr. propah bird innit?
>>150507918Take that back right now
>>150507929no
It's deadline day
>>150507928let's just say I wouldn't say no lad, corr
>>150507938you mean the transfer window? thats tomorrow
WHERE IS THE ISAK BID???
>>150507996It was submitted days ago, relax.
would be kino if bayern hijacked isak after losing out on jackson
https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1962069836822958140>Earlier this summer, I held open discussions with the club’s senior management, including key directors and the new head coach. I made clear my intention to explore a new challenge. >“During these conversations, it was confirmed to me and my representatives that the club would not stand in my way if a reasonable offer was received. This was also put in writing.>“Based on this understanding, I sought to find a new club, keeping Brentford informed with full transparency at every step. >“I received a formal offer from another Premier League club and communicated I wanted to join. I was under the impression, from all my conversations with Brentford, that there was a mutual agreement to part ways.>“Yet as the window comes to an end, the club has now significantly changed its position, going against what was communicated. This has left me in a difficult and frustrating position. The promise that I could leave this summer has not been fulfilled. It saddens me to have to write that, and I maintain total respect for the club and its fans.hmmmmm2nd quoted part is most interestingBrentford in the shit if Wissa is telling the truth
saka to miss the liverpool game through injury
nothing hits like an RFN torpedo
gm RFN any updates that anyone cares about you silly sausage
>>150508070Newfag
Do you enjoy the yellow filter that sky applies to their broadcast?
>>150508070>gm RFN any updates that anyone cares about you silly sausage
>>150508112>>150508112>>150508112
>>150496443
