>Sunday 31st August2pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Manchester City2pm Nottingham Forest v West Ham United4.30pm Liverpool v Arsenal7pm Aston Villa v Crystal Palace
First
*waddles into the thread*
HAND HIM OVER
>International breakHOLY BASED
did anyone else spot this? feel like im going crazy
>>150508140https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150481912/#150508050
>>150508140>Photoshopping to try and slander the good name of RFNHow sad can you get? Seriously
Guess whose job is momentarily turning into wfh because everything is burning
>Feyenoord have made an attempt to sign ex-#LCFC striker Jamie Vardy. Move for 38yo pursued personally by Robin van Persie (who played for club at 35). Former England striker available as free agent. More @TeleFootball after @fr12nl
>My ops in the lamestream media trying to belittle more workMany such cases! SAD!
>>150508152amorim
Shearer has repeatedly slagged off Isak for wanting to leave Newcastle to go to [an Unmentionable Football Club] and yet he actively encouraged Wissa to refuse to train to push a move to the Troon Army.
>RFN fighting back against the lamestream media attacksBased. He's been targeted and harrassed for too long. Makes you want to physically throw up when you see how he's been abused by leglessy media
Another thread where a moron replies to himself for 20 minutes
>>150508211whatever my club does is right if another club does the same it's wrong simple as
>>150508221t. lamestream loser threatened by RFNs ongoing influence
>Newcastle target Yoane Wissa releases bombshell statement demanding Brentford exit before summer transfer window shuts on Monday; Wissa claims Bees "unduly standing in his way" of exit to Magpies
>>150508211whats most funny about this whole thing is that, ekitike is as good as isak, they'd have been better off getting a different profile, kinda like how wirtz isnt that great they'd have been better off spending that money on 2 midfielders, slot will make it work but the squad building has been actually shit,
Was Palmer injury that bad?
>>150508211The unbiased pundit is a dead position in the modern era
the low IQ retard who believes everything they read is alive and well though
>>150508211This is NOT Isak 2.0, and anyone comparing the two situations has lost the plot. Isak spat in the face of Newcastle, he went on strike, he refused to play, he undermined the club and the fans who made him what he is. He’s a loser who should be left to rot in the reserves until he begs forgiveness.Wissa? Completely different. Wissa has been carrying Brentford on his back, week after week, and he’s earned the right to say enough is enough. If Brentford try to chain him down after that statement, then they’re the problem, not him. FREE WISSA NOW. If he wants out, you let him out. You don’t trap him like a prisoner because you’re too scared to lose your main man.Brentford need to get real. You’re not Newcastle, you’re not fighting for Champions League, you’re not sitting at the top table. You’re a stepping stone, and Wissa’s done his time. Keeping him against his will is a disgrace, and if they try it then they’re just as bad as Liverpool with their grubby little hands all over Isak, destabilising clubs like parasites.Let Wissa walk, cash your cheque, and don’t dare compare it to the Isak saga. One’s a betrayal. The other’s a man demanding the respect he’s earned. FREE WISSA OR YOUR CLUB’S A JOKE.
>>150508322I'm a Scouser, want to repeat that to my face you Geordie cunt?
>>150508326Actual meltdown>>150508328You're not, gimmick spacker.
only 32 more hours of these autistic arguments :(
>>150508326t. newcastle fan
>>150508341Gonna miss being inside /trans/, lads :'(
>>150508326I know this is copied and pasted from somewhere, probably Toontastic or some other deluded forum/subreddit, but to address the point it is absolutely identical because both players are saying they received assurances from their clubs they could leave under certain circumstances. Whether they really DID get those assurances is obviously up in the air but I tend to side with the players in these cases.
>>150508346>Whether they really DID get those assurances is obviously up in the air but I tend to side with the players in these cases.No player is bigger than the club. Isak and Wissa should be treated by Newcastle and Brentford as the greedy pieces of shite they are.
>Erik Ten Hag’s future at Bayer Leverkusen is in danger. The coach is being massively criticised internally and they will decide his future when the transfer window is closed. I feel sorry for him. His side's been massively gutted out even after the start of the season and he's having to basically start over with a new team.
>>150508365would Jacob Murphy be sold if he went on strike and refused to play?
>>150508373RFN already reported their players weren't happy with Ten Hag
>>150508373he would be a good fit at manchester united!
could be kino if youve got nothing else to do but argue the morals of isak vs wissa or whatever >>150508164
>>150508373BIGANGE
>>150508388>Rainy La LigaFuck off, mate
https://twitter.com/indykaila/status/1962088225645760859LOL
>>150508378Absolutely. Same goes for Kevin Schade if you want to bring up teammates that have zero relevance to the discussion.
>>150508388This reminds me of how 95% of Sky Sports News tomorrow will be 'News just breaking - Angus Macdoohan to Motherwell!!'
>>150508404Didn't see RFN report on this so will assume it's bullshit
>>150508412so does that mean Jacob Murphy is bigger than the club as he would be allowed to he sold when Isak isnt allowed and you're proving he isnt bigger than the club by not selling him?
>>150508404Makes no sense at all. I'd even say it's a decent joke if he'd ever proven himself capable of humour.
>Nottingham Forest can confirm that Emmanuel Dennis has left the Club following the mutual termination of his contract.Striker on the market
>>150508430@Newcastle
>>150508427I misread your post. I meant to say "Absolutely not." But please keep bringing up random Newcastle/Brentford players as if you're trying to prove a point.
>>150508400>not wanting to watch comedy
>>150508388May as well. Are the fan bans still in place?
>>150508449hahahahaha ok lad
>>150508471>no argumentNobody's perfect. Including you.
It's just 2 games la, they also had so many players leaving
>>150508496He's the fall guy
>>150508496???
Jamie Vardy to Cremonese
>Marseille are set to sign Emerson Palmieri from West Ham for €700k + €300k add-ons.(Source: @sebnonda)JUST
>>150508585kino
IGOR FUCKING JESUS
peace be upon all of you ye believers, t'day shall be the day of reckoning for those liverpudelians.
>>150508630kuwait confident i see
comfy international break coming soon!
>>150508661BASEDDDDDDD
>>150508618Hope he doesn't score for the Brazilbro's sake, he might actually die
isak to liverpewl status?nigolas jACKson to bayern status?wissa to newcastle status?
>>150508124>has better fitness than the majority of his teamJust what the fuck is contaminating the water at Carrington?
>>150508488what the point lad, you immediately backtracked when you realised how retarded you sounded
>>150508748>make a typo>"backtrack"Of course as a Liverpool plastic you would know perfectly well about players in recent months not commiting to the club.
>>150508326The problem is if Brentford lose Wissa they are probably going down. If he forced a move day one of the transfer window he probably would have gotten it but now its too late.
>>150508042problem is a reasonable bid hasn't come innewcastle are low balling
>>150508784>typoit wasnt a typo though
>Spurs have failed to win the corresponding fixture after beating @ManCity for the 9th consecutive occasion.
>>150508839That doesn't work with this because Brentford have changed the valuation three times after each valuation has been met.With Isak the price has been £150m since the media started tapping him up two years ago and Liverpool have still only made a lowball bid.Apples and bowling balls really.
>Conor Hourihane is Barnsley's manager>managing David McGoldrick, his former international teammate
>>150508848I missed a word in error. Fact is clubs should put players in their place when they do this shite.
>>150508857>That doesn't work with this because Brentford have changed the valuation three times after each valuation has been met.never happened, Newcastle have lowballed every offer
perhaps you faggots should stop discussing /trans/ and start talking about football.
>>150508889>Newcastle have lowballed every offerAnd Liverpool have done the same with Isak.
>>150508917so there is no difference then and you admit you just lied?
>>150508931I'm not the Anon you replied to. He even said that in his post.
>Shots on target against Manchester United this season:>Burnley - 3>Grimsby - 4>Fulham - 4>Arsenal - 3
ireland getting a bit itty bitty over a typo i see
>>150508974He can't admit Liverpool were bent over by Trent.
>>150508889Actually you're right, when Newcastle made that £25m bid he was being valued at £30m. Then the bid was rejected and it was suddenly £50m. Newcastle offered £40m. Then the valuation was £60m and Newcastle haven't made a bid since afaik.Calling slightly below asking price "lowball", after changing the valuation after each bid, isn't really the same as a legitimate lowball price. Like £110m for a player valued at £150m, that £150m being known from the start and that £150m never becoming £175m or £200m.
>>150508974You omitted a word so not a typo and now you are backtracking again ;^)This is jest and you should not be replying to Irish flags.
>>150509004Based Saffa
this is why being an itty bitty poster is so stigmatised
Isak's going nowhere pet
They said the Isak transfer would be complete by nowIs it confirmed then it's not happening? Will we see Isak play in Saudi next year?
Missed this signing
>>150508895>Footy discussion in /epl/I feel like you might be Kuwaiting a while
>>150508974if you make a typo or fuck up by omitting a word during an argument online, you automatically lose. those are the rules, I'm afraid.
>>150509045when will you end this gimmick, canada?
>4 hours of God Six ballDangerously based
>>150509061Kuwait and see
>>150509035It is complete. They're just waiting until Poocastle get another striker before they announce it. Otherwise Isak will get lynched when he goes back to collect his belongings
>>150509094There is no time to wait for Newcastle to get rejected once again.
>>150509104Poocastle will pay whatever it takes to get a striker. Isak won't play for them again and they can't afford to go into a CL season with Woltemade as their only option.
>>150509094>It is completeAnd you know this how?
You lads see the PGMOL auditor getting caught at the Chelsea Fulham game? Half their notes are about Silva instead of the ref job and then they start complaining about Ferdinand shitting on VAR on twitter kek
>Aston Villa signing LindelofHoly desperation
>>150509135Saw that, absolute embarrassment
>>150509138Isn't Villa a better club than United? So he's getting an upgrade?
>>150509148He's just gonna warm the bench at Villa
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-planning-sign-goalkeeper-32383416NEW GOALKEEPER HOLY SHITT
>>150509184Bananabros :(
Rodri is starting
>>150509133Indy mentioned it. He said there was a collective "YES!" and his agent punched the air in Isak's kitchen when the news came through.
Rodri is farting
>Khusanov>Limpin' Rodri>Nunes on the right>BobbI thought they were "back"
>>150509253>lists quality players
>>150509262Quality if you're West Ham looking for new players
>>150508991>he was being valued at £30mit literally says 50m, can you read?
>>150509337It went up to £50m from £30m after that £25m bid. I'll even give you a bit of a break and say it was £40m because other sources have said between £30m and £40m. The one thing it wasn't was £50m.
>>150509364>It went up to £50m from £30mno it didnt, confirmed you cant read
Irish flag saw the itty bitty void this thread had and he's filling it
>>150509390>cantI'm sorry, but was this truly the word you wanted to use? Doesn't seem that way to me
IIBP (irish itty bitty poster) on the ropes
Ya just know Ange Postocoglu was watching Spurs v Bournemouth yesterday and punching the air watching Frank get his shit kicked in
I doubt Isak gets traded for less than 150MNone of that 130+20 variables in 12 installments over 8 years type of bullshit. 150M in cash or nothing and it will be Another transfer record to Liverpool's name
>>150509546I've always liked the cope of "Newcastle should automatically accept the bid because it's a British transfer record" as if putting in the British transfer record means a club is obliged to sell immediately without debate.
>>150509436he got 2 big paydays one for winning a trophy (around 7 million iirc) and then another for getting sacked a few weeks laterdoubt theres much bad blood in reality
>>150509262Only rodri
>he doesn't rate bob
>>150509568he wanted season 3 mayte
Your choice of threads at 2pm:Homos v Etihad: >>150509548Delusion Derby: >>150509553
Weird how the thread goes to shit when united win
>>150509585maybe but i think he got the best ending he could hope forwould have been a bigger humiliation to get sacked mid season and 2 full seasons is pretty good for an EPL manager
>>150509603I am paralyzed by choice, just direct me to a thread please
>>150509603>irrelevant 14 Think I'll pass on that one thanks
>>150509610Not sure how you can extrapolate any sort of pattern there since this was their first win of the season.
He came to us a rising star, We made him brighter, raised the bar. From La Liga’s ghost to a Geordie king, We gave him our hearts, we gave him everything.But whispers came from down the road, From Liverpool’s hands so sly, so cold. A tap on the shoulder, a poisoned word, And soon his silence was all we heard.Now he strikes, he sulks, he won’t play the game, Dragging Newcastle through the shame. A six-year deal, yet he wants to flee, A Judas dressed in number fourteen.But keep him benched, let him stew, In black and white we’ll see it through. For players come and players go, But our club’s pride will always grow.So hear this Isak, loud and clear, You’ll not break the Toon Army here. Strike your strike, and cry your cries, We’ll still be Newcastle till we die.
>>150509708
>>150509728Dunno what that gif signifies but thanks for the (You)
>>150509708need a proper geordie to perform this on vocaroo
>Goldbridge being an entitled brat again, demanding a midfielder to come in and the squad to be rebuilt in one summer>still wants Amorim to be given time thoughis he on a wind up?
>BREAKING: Chelsea are in talks with Sporting for striker Conrad HarderWhy is everyone signing Scandinavian strikers
>>150509753We like to post it for a rhyme,you'll see it here from time to time
>>150509780He’s always weirdly protective of every shit manager they’ve had in the past 10 years.
>>150509670They won against Arsenal though (morally).
>>150509813Haaland effect.
>>150509829Sounds gay, Michael Bay
>Erik Lamela has retired and become an assistant coach for Sevilla
>>150509851well, Fergie did say support the manager. my point was more if he wants to give Amorim more time why can't he give the club a summer or two to sign players.i think man utd fans are setting themselves up for frustration by expecting everything to be solved at once
>PGMOL have admitted that they cheated in order to give Chelsea the win yesterday>VAR for the game has been removed from Liverpool v Arsenal
>>150509903that's old news lad. it's sad that he mentioned having to take painkiller pills every match. hopefully he's happier now
BREAKING: Up to 1 billion people are expected to watch Liverpool vs Arsenal today!
>>150510005>no mention of the referee not just keeping his original decision at the monitorrefereeing is a joke, if you want to just admit the ref at the monitor doesnt have a say stop doing it and wasting time
>>150510143india and africa unite
>>150510005Based God Six bias
>laaland
>>150510005You're not allowed to talk about Chelsea here.
>>150509562Don't they have financial rules they need to comply with and a player that no longer wants to play for them?A British record seems like a saving face measure at least for Newcastle
Criticise us? You wouldn't be advocating for violence against officials would you?
>is firing the manager a month into the season a good idea?>No>OMG stop protecting the managerWew
>>150510005Aren't they supposed to have an assistant VAR or whatever to tell them that they're doing something stupid? Or do they just not say anything because they're lower on the totem pole and PGMOL are vindictive cunts?
ten hag facing exit from leverkusen
That man city away kit is beautiful >>150508373What was the point of Appointing him in the first place if you're gonna sack him THAT early>>150508386I doubt United would have finished 15th with him in charge(still should have left after winning the fa cup though)
>>150509135>>150509143https://x.com/nxrge/status/1961908818838716712 if anyone missed it>I was sitting in hospitality at the Bridge today. I was sat behind PL officials that were auditing Rob Jones. Their report of Rob Jones performance was scathing. After 54, the official wrote “another corner kick allowed?”
>>150510740>One of them was texting their mate about @rioferdy5’s response to the disallowed goal here
>>150510626after 3 games??? if this came from anyone else I wouldn't believe it
>>150510773>this picture, although blurry, shows the PL official admitting that the VAR officials are not great referees themselves:>“Busy VARS”>“Who aren’t great officials themselves”
>Vardy to Cremonese based honestly, good on him
>>150510785see>>150508564
Hearing Aston Villa are getting Lammens
>Independent regulator comes in>Scraps PSR>Takes over UEFA>Gets rid of Sky 6 biasWonder what the customer seethe would be like
>>150510785yeah but people want Amorim out after 3 games
>>150510897Nobody would watch without the God Six
>>150510996I didn't say the Sky 6 would be liquidated.
>>150510897>Takes over UEFA
>>150510897>Independent regulator comes in>Scraps PSRwould this independent regulator be ran by Arab lobbyists by chance?
>>150510897Arsenal fans would be ecstatic because they'd win the league immediately
>>150510785Considering Leverkusen have sold like 300M worth of players it is not believable
>>150511050Thought an Irishman would love Arabs.
>>150510897>Takes over UEFAlike they have the power to do that>Scraps PSRhighly unlikely since the regulator is just a continuation of PSR
thinking how liverpoo have 2 titles in 35 years and have never won a treble because they play dogshit longball but sky sports wants me to think theyre "rivals" to city for some reason
>>150510897Here's a better idea>Independent regulator comes in >Gets rid of pgmol in the favour of foreign referees for the most part>And var is given a time limit of a minuteAlso this is more of a hear me out territory but>Increase the premier league team size back to 22 teams to prevent elevator clubs>And teams that qualify for Europe cannot qualify for the league cup(so are the league cup semifinalists)
I cannot believe I woke up early in the morning to watch forest v west ham.. this match is straight garbage
>>150511195>they play dogshit longballThey play anything but longball, retard.
>garnacho possibly involved in betting scandalKEK
>>150511272same, and to make it worse when I went to make my tea my microwave was on the fritz:(
>>150511373your club plays garbage longballs because your midfield is complete trash, heyselklopp was an antifootball loser and so is matt lucas
Lindelof to Villa until 2027 + option to extend to 2028
Spurs title charge lasted 2 whole match days. That must be a new record. Longest spurs title run I mean.
thinking back to when sky sports said fabinho was better than rodri looooooooooooooooooooooool
>>150511793are they that desperate
>>150511805egg on the face of everyone saying spurs would go invincible
>>150511805>lose 1 game>it's over
>>150511805liverpool lost against forest at home early in the season last year. remember that
why has heysel fc never won a treble? is it because they play ugly dogshit football that gasses out by march? is it because every single one of their crap players is horrendously overrated? are these both rhetorical questions?
hearing strong rumours white starts for arsenal
Daves crawled out of his hole from the Grimsby game I see, the peace was nice while it lasted
>Understand Aston Villa have made formal approach with Royal Antwerp for Senne Lammens!>He's the main option alongside Diego Costa in case Dibu Martinez ends up leaving the club.>Manchester United are in talks with Villa for Dibu... and #AVFC now think of Lammens.
>>150511957Didn't watch the game but saw the starting line up. How many did United win by? Saw they started their front 3 which cost £200m
>isak transfer STILL not confirmedit's fucking over
>>150511928Spurs lost at home home early in the season least season and went on to finish 17th. What's you're point.
>>150509038He was at Luton wasn't he?
>>150511985>Manchester United have agreed personal terms with Emiliano Martinez and have approached Aston Villa!>As exclusively revealed this morning, Dibu is back as concrete option for #MUFC if Lammens deal doesn't happen.>Talks well under way now.
just starting watching the epl is being a tottenham fan cringe or based? should i support someone else
>>150512077>Manchester United have agreed personal terms with Emiliano Martinez and have approached Aston Villa!tapped up?
>>150512119Why don't you do the smart thing and support the God Six?
It doesn't matter which keeper manure end up getting, he will end up being exposed because their retard manager insists on only playing 3 at the back.
>>150512133>gimmickfag literacy
>>150512119no one likes us, we dont caresound based to you?
>>150512156t. seething irrelevant 14er
>>150512119welcome to the world's greatest social experiment, tottenham hotspur fc
>>150512119Assuming you have absolutely no ties to any team in the league, don't pick a team to support first. Just watch multiple teams and you'll find yourself drawn to one eventually.
>>150512119very cringe
>>150512119Show your nose
>>150511793Maguire is the only deadwood they can rely on it seems
le h*cking matchy>>150512364>>150512364>>150512364
SUPER SUNDAY: >>150512409
>>150512391>>150512418uh oh...
>>150512418kek I didn't even know the other one was up
>>150512119Hope you enjoy suffering at the hands of the most sadistic social experiment in existence
>>150512391>>150512418>go into both>tell them to go to the otherfeeling devilish
>>150512391>rice zubimendi merino>madueke gyokeres martinellinot the most creative setup, be surprised if they bag any goals
>>150512585It's just gonna be set pieces this set pieces that
>>150512581I'm going to wait to see how things shake out, don't want to hitch my wagon to a losing thread
It's over for CityJust give the title to whoever wins today already
MOUNT INJURED
>#MUFC continue to block Kobbie Mainoo loan, especially in light of Mount and Cunha injuries.>Mount injury
why did livershit pay 150m euros for the german tom cleverley?
spursbros... we are not title contenders..
>>150512793time for my boy kobbie to step up
Ynr ww1 veteran james milner
>>150512119You will generate the most seethe if you support Spurs, which is based.
>>150513243if tom cleverley played for the reds he would have been world class
literally fuck off
Well that's Nuno sacked
>>150512793>>150512990>Anonymount couldn't even make it past GW3lel. If he just lasted the Burnley match he would have lasted longer than last season. Anonymount couldn't even manage that
Damn, there was a thread up saying Paqueta was going to cost West Ham today but I don't see it anymore.Also was the penalty in the Brighton game a correct call? Or was VAR at it again?
potter shifted to back 4 and looks decent again, what a shock
what happened here
>>150513745Every call.against City is objectively and moraly correct
>>150513745Exact same handball situation as the Chelsea - Fulham game. So... honestly YMMV
Game over
Some bad scorelines for manure fans here that could drag them back into the relegation scrap
ABSOLUTE STATE OF SHITTY
Lmao we're about to have an August title decider
>>150513798Sure but I need to know PGMOL are living up to their reputation of being utter fucking cretins. >>150513807Ah. It's sad to say but I'm not surprised in the slightest.
>>150513944>he's still sleeping on chelsea
>>150513777did they just decide to walk off in solidarity with nuno?
>>150513975who?
>>150513874isn't this moving them up a spot?
>>150513975Chelsea will prioritize the Champions League
So Nuno is getting sacked today, right?
>>150513777Potter!
>>150514099ange in during the international break
Liverpool will get their usual refball today btw
>Shitty21 is coming lads
>>150513335>Mainoo false 9 for Seskoffender to hide behind
United above City in the league btw
AW already setting the table with the pre-cope, a cowardly act usually reserved for GB
Rather interesting table. A draw in the Liverpoo vs Assna game means Manure are title contenders.
Pep out
>successfully manipulated no one posting in >>150512391 for no reasonhehe
>City below United>Derby following weekBOY OH BOY
>>150514460devilish, you had them on strings!
>BeckhamJewish>ScholesIrish>GiggsBlack>NevilleFrench>Ferguson Scottish Anglos are shit at football
life is infinite suffering
>shartinelli >poorino Why
So can someone explain what went wrong with City?
>>150514809pep just hasn't been given enough money by the owners. he needs to spend more. how can be expected to keep up on a shoestring budget
>>150514809I don't think it's any one thing, it's a whole bunch of stuff
>>150514809rebuilds take time
in US coverage they call it the premeer league
>>150514922the us coverage is all anglos except for tim howard
>Pep didn't go over and shake hands with the Brighton bench after the gamelmao seething
>>150514809Pep genuinely doesn't understand the modern game
>>150515108how could he not understand the game he inventedi say this in a derogatory way because every team tries to play his soulless brand of football
Is it the socks that are actually the issue when it comes to clashing kits? I know it's not the same shade at all but I thought Arsenal's red shorts would be enough to make them different ones.Also do they not have a third kit this season?
When James Milner made his premier league debut there was no rule against the goalkeeper picking up a back pass
>>150515188The white kit is the third kit(in fairness it's an absolute banger)Liverpools third kit hasn't revealed yet officially that's pretty nice too
What the fuck are Arsenal doing in training? That's another injury already.
That garbage United squad is above City in the table LMAO
7 of the 22 players who started in James Milners first premier league appearance have since passed away
>>150515299Surprised you’re allowed to start the season without having officially released your third kit. What if they turn up to Old Trafford wearing gimp suits?
>>150514401Fraudbrizio btfo
>>150515415VAXXED
>>150515299Yeah, it is a nice kit tbf. So is Liverpool's third. But Arsenal's second kit is a blue one with dark blue shorts. Not too fond of the design myself but ot looks like it would have been the perfect kit to wear against an all red side.
>>150515415now that's a stat
>City getting refballed>Like usualI suppose something had to be done to stop the juggernaut when the 130 bogus charges wouldn't stick
Kerkez's face is a jumpscare
>>150515624>refballedMaybe Pep should stop playing Matheus Nunes out of position at right-back.
Paqueta's goal celebration was hilarious
>>150515728confirmed hes staying then
>>150513777what the actual fuck
>Wirtz
>>150513777>sign James McAtee
>150m for the german kevin nolan
>>150515415>Milner's first-team debut for Leeds came on 10 November 2002, in a match against West Ham United, when he came on as a substitute for Jason Wilcox for the last six minutes. The appearance made him the second-youngest player ever to play in the Premier League, at the age of 16 years and 309 days.hmmmmmmmmm
>Wirtzless
Watch how good Wirtz is next season on the up cycle
>"""God Six""" """football"""
>>150516130should've toe poked it
>>150516141fold the club
>Neville: Liverpool are really impressing me here>Liverpool: Being completely outplayed by Stokesnal>Neville: Defending Liverpool's cheating>Liverpool customers after the match: Neville is so biased towards us he shouldn't be allowed to commentate on Liverpool matches
>>150515940>Joe ColeThe Daily Mail has a story about him and Keeley Hazell from her new book.
>>150516033Yep he’ll be good next season once they get him on properly on the inhalers
>>150516130Slop Six stinking up the league as per
I'm not being unreasonable for saying this would have been a better kit for them to wear today, am I?
these arsenal lads love a really embarrassing dive don't they
HT: Liverpool (0.09) 0-0 (0.24) Arsenal
>>150516346United did a fucking embarrassing dive yesterday and won the game off of it If it works, why not do it
>>150516343ask your dad if you want fashion advice
>>150516343Yes. Can only guess it's some sort of retarded superstition.
The game ending 0-0 is the kino result for the neutral. Means other teams have a chance at top 4.
imagine if literally any other club on earth paid that money for wirtz
>>150516418that doesnt make sense. liverpool and arsenal will finish top 4 regardless of this result, so there's only 2 spots left no matter the score
>Inhalerpool
>>150516399The white one they're wearing now is the better one out of the two imo so I guess they're going for the "if you look better, you'll play better" psychology move.
>>150516440I dont like either of those plastic clubs
>>150516226Liverpool are expected to cheat at anfield though
>>150516493Liverpool are expected to cheat in every match tbf
>>150515758>When Paquetà was asked if he expected to still be a member of West Ham after the transfer window closed, the Brazilian national responded "I wouldn't bet on it"
>>150516513that was before the celebration
>>150516426How dare a club spend the money they have earned. Shame on them
>>150516513>>150516530for reference he mimed picking up a phone, throwing it over his shoulder, and then kissing the badge
>>150516533>missing the point
>>150516426Not the Liverpool fan, believe it or not, but if Chelsea had bought him, there'd be absolutely 0 mention of it.
>EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United delegation currently in Stuttgart in order to complete Angelo Stiller! >Talks are now advanced with the German midfielder who’s expecting a deal to be done. >More to follow.
>>150516691FA should force him to play with a face mask
>>150516691Jesus that guy can smell Sunday lunch on Tuesday.
>>150516691>Italian mother>Jewish fatherThat nose didn't stand a chance
>>150516691Odd looking duck
>>150516691>blessed with enough talent to be a professional footballer>cleft lip>a nose 5 times too biggod is cruel
>150m for the bundesliga steve sidwell
>>150516805havent thought of steve sidwell in many years
>>150516691What an unfortunate face. There's no other way to describe it. Just unfortunate.
Can't stress how much I fucking hate that retarded Arsenal chant
Pep is eternally buckbroken by his divorce. Sad.
>>150516691In the 18th century he would've been a French Lord
>>150517118You mean a sans-culottes
>martinez not in villa squadSURELY NOT
>tune into goldbridge because I am away from my tv>it's yet another pineapple on a pizza debate>close stream
>>150517171in my country that means no undies
>>150517187i should treat myself to a hawaiian pizza one of these days been donkeys
Salah is nowhere to be seen
>>150517247Yuck!
>RefcamWoah, what the fuck?
>>150517171true, I guess 15-17th century he would've been some sort of Lord
We're not competing, it's our vibes season, we're just here to chill
>>150517452they always show it when its pointless, never when it would be interesting to see what the ref point of view was after a decision
>>150517452I'd pay 39.99 a month to just watch the ref cam (plus additional ref audio)
When is Pep getting sacked? Worse start than Amorim
>>150517788They just showed the replay of the goal with refcam and that's what I was thinking about it as well, how it seems like it'd be great for replays but absolutely useless in real time unless the camera operators can predict fouls happening. They'll probably get better with time though.
Pray 4 Wirtz
>>150518088>Worse start than AmorimHe's still in the Carabao
>>150518088He'll walk at the end of the season
>>150518122Guaranteed flop sadly
>be named Timber>fall over
my preference is arse-anal losing even if the scousers (indians and irish) in these threads are cringe
stokesenal settling for 2nd again
>>150518172hehe
Feel like Pep is entering his Mourinho phase, already had the mental collapse bit going since last year
>>150516942I'd fuck her
I don't understand how handball works any more
>City crocked>United is shit>Arsenal is shit>Spurs is shit>Newcastle is shitThat leaves what? Chelsea to try give Liverpool a run for their money?
>>150518172Kek
Sharteta out NOWWWWW
Liverpool are actually very lucky. Free kicks never go in but that somehow goes in off the post. The game was 0-0 all over it without that.
Liverpoo is so lucky, they will NOT get blooters like those going in later in the year
Title race is over
>liverpool beat arse>liverpool to get geuhi and isakGG give liverpool the trophy now
>>150518394Chelsea aren't going to try for the League, they'll go all in on the Champions League
huge
>>150518353used to think the neck and shoulder were hands, game's gone
well well well
Looks like it's up to us to take the fight to the scousers and save this league
nothing more satisfying than seeing arsenal dive in the box on every corner the entire game and park the bus for the rest of the game lose to a worldiearteta should be tried for crimes against the sport making us watch his shit week in week out
Liverpool (0.34) 1-0 (0.39) Arsenal
>>150518506They're the most unlikeable club by a long way, cheating, diving, fouling, fake crying scum.
Most boring game of football all season. Arsenal rely too much on saka and saliba at set pieces and counters (saka). Without saka there's no counter especially with martinelli.
WORLDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150518557I was wondering why were all of Arsenal's corners so shit, then I remember Saliba got injured early in the game.
I was really expecting a 1-1, 2-2, or a 2-1 for Liverpool but man, Arsenal's attack sucks waaay more than I thought. I was thinking at least one goal because of how shaky Liverpool look in defence but they couldn't even manage that.
>>150518485BLOOTER!!!!!!!!!!
huge fan of endo's rugby tackle of gyokeres at the end therejust lovely stuff
barlcays should be trying to force arteta out of arsenal purely because he's damaging the brand of the premier league more than any other manager in PL history.
>>150518596Arsenal have no creativity and haven't for a long time. their whole game has been scamming 1-0s from corners and parking the bus
>>150518595It was also Rice taking corners from the right side. He's usually on the left and I think Saka or Odegaard on the right. I think they only got like one corner from the left.
>>150518611They don't outright sponsor the league any more.
>>150518428but Declan Rice vs Madrid was all 100% skill, amirite?
>>150518633it's a meme you dip.
>>150518611Not in the spirit of the game.
what is wrong with them
Another boring season then. Cancelling my SkySports subscription.
>>150518596Arteta is shit scared of actually playing football.
yeah we'll have that
>>150518630Holding the game in disrepute.
>>150518648They support Arsenal
>>150518595Sky sports kept throwing upna statistic about arsenal in swinger vs out swinger corners and they had as many out swingers in this one game as they had all last season because usually saka takes the right corner as an in swinger but he's injured so rice took the out swinger which didn't work. Also saliba usually does his blocking the goalkeeper thing which they couldn't do with him injured. Liverpool essentially scraped a victory against an arsenal who have their versions of salah and van dijk out with injuries. I didn't think Liverpool played well at all.
LITERALLY IMAGINE BEING AN ABLSISSYIMAGINE HOW WORTHLESS YOUR LIFE IS RIGHT NOW>NO ISAK>NO GUEHI>WIRTZ PLAYING LIKE SHIT>3 WINS FROM 3HAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Rarely watch Arsenal cause of their brand of football>decide to watch it today>its the same shitI don't know what I expected.
I witnessed zero goals from open play this weekend
>Rayan Cherki set to miss the next two months through injury.
>>150518679Luckily for me, I'm an ABA so this was a great result despite me hating Liverpool
>>150518667Everton and Sunderland are in the Europa spots
>>150518673kek
>>150518648can we play Leeds every week
I can see why more and more people are turning away from the Premier League.
>>150518677>I didn't think Liverpool played well at all.Wirtz has been shit all 3 games so far. I think that contributed to them playing like fucking shit. Liverpool actually looked better when he came off.
>>150518706Bald scratching his eyes out at this news
>>150518706Title race over on week 3. Initiate vibes era.
>>150518630>no creativityYeah but I was thinking with Eze, Nwaneri, and maybe even Downman, they might have scrapped together at least one goal. Imagine my surprise when Merino starts, Saliba goes off in 3 minutes, and Rice takes corners from the right. Arteta really should have just gone for it instead of trying to play it safe. >>150518657Against good sides, definitely, yeah. Against your Leeds, your Burnleys, your Sunderlands, he switches it up. I don't really get it because I swear they looked way better before even while playing conservatively but I guess the players are all tired now.
LIVERPOOLTOP OF THE LEAGUELIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL TOP OF THE LEAGUE
>>150518746Praying Chelsea at least give us something interesting to watch
Arsenal record away at Liverpool and Manchester City under Mikel Arteta (all comps):Played 15Won 0Drawn 7Lost 8Scored 9 (0.6 per game)Conceded 29 (1.9 per game)
Newcastle were unironically more dangerous than Arseshit
>>150518811liverpool defended much better today tbf
>>150518748>Against your Leeds, your Burnleys, your Sunderlands, he switches it up.Because they offer zero threat in comparison.
>Title decided in August
>>150518803
>>150516691Fabrizio is saying this is fake.
Stop. The. Count.
>>150518821Because they didn't attack at all. Not a single shot on target in the first half. Just passing it around the defence.
Man United will win at Anfield this season
>spending £1 billion to play like Stoke
what does he do?
>>150518811newcastle were at home and had whipped themselves into a friendly over the isak stuff, played it like a final even ended up crawling off the pitch.
>>150518826Actually, looking back, he does the same thing against those teams as well. The first half of the Leeds game was dire. I think he just got mindbroken hard by some match and it fucked up his whole mindset.
>>150518925didnt he come off injured? i was only half watching
>>150518900
Liverpool to get Isak and Geuhi, wrap it up
>>150518941yeah but in like the 80th minute or somethinghe was pretty invisible most of the game. had a couple decent passes, and one good shot. that was about it
>>150518925He was quality in the 2nd half. Picking up great positions, pressing well, forced a good save from Raya, put one on a plate for Salah
>>150518934>whipped themselves into a friendlyThey put the Isak outrage on a pedal stool.
>>150518925wins
>>150518941yeah got really aggressively cramped up. hopefully it takes him out of internationals and slot can just bring him in every day and drill the system into him til it clicks
>>150518939I think he just got mindbroken hard by some match and it fucked up his whole mindset.It was literally Amorim who broke him when he was at Sporting Lisbon.
>>150518925He has 100% win rate in the Premier League
Based Everton is gonna end Liverpool's title hopes by handing out season ending injuries
>>150518605
>>150518990Can't say I remember that one desu. Refresh my memory?
Only Liverpool (3 wins), Chelsea (2 wins, 1 draw) and Crystal Palace (2 draws) are undefeated so far
>>150518925Sits on top of the premier league, bitter boy.
i can see why liverpool didnt go back in for zubimendi, gravenberch is really nice to watch these days
Not a fan of the refs helping Liverpool AGAIN
Arsebros what happens to our "undefeated in the league against the big 6" trophy...?
>>150518925Win every single game he's played in the Premier League
For me, it's James Milner
arsenal need to spend another 200m on defensive players
>>150519047Guessing Anon meant the 2023 Europa League tie
cackling at the emery interview. just replied "marco bizot" to every single question asked of him then goes "time's over" and walks away kek
>>150518974well it is a doggy dog world after all
>pass pass pass pass pass pass pass between GK and centrebacks >pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass some more between GK and centrebacks >opposition intercept and pass the ball back to a centreback >pass pass pass pass pass pass pass between GK and centrebacks >pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass some more between GK and centrebacks>opposition intercept and pass the ball backwards to a centreback
"anfield" is a joke of a stadium by the way.
>>150519121Oh right, I think that's the one where Sporting scored from the half way line, right? And I think in the same match Saliba got injured?
>>150519124>On the reason for Emi Martinez absence from the squad: "Marco Bizot. [Where is Martinez?] Marco Bizot. [Will he be your future goalkeeper?] Marco Bizot. Ok the time is over. Thank you."
>>1505191671-0 btw
>>150519167I've been multiple times for away games and the atmosphere is terrible. Almost silent.
>>150519168Yes, the match that derailed that 2022/23 """title attempt""".
>>150519167https://lastwonatrophy.co.uk/arsenal/premier-league/
>The Math ain't Mathing!
>>150519167I've been multiple times for away games and the atmosphere is stiffling. Almost made me piss my little man city briefs.
>>150519167Literally from today:>John Murray, BBC football correspondent on BBC Radio 5 Live: "This is a classic example of how a crowd can help a team in a big match."
he just needs more time to execute his plan
>>150519232https://youtu.be/COuVfVwFGyE?t=76
>>150519219You'd think they'd look after their players a bit better after that but clearly not. 3 mins in and off he goes again.
>>150519232>absolutely not swayed by the knife wielding locals
announce isak already
>>150519167It was kinda funny that they kept booing Zubimendi, I'll say. I didn't really get what was happening at first but I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Didn't notice it as much in the second half though.
Some literal who youth centre back came on for arsenal in place of saliba and didn't have to do any defending all game which shows how passive Liverpool were today.
>>150519167
Manchester derby when the prem starts up again in 2 weeks is gonna have Martinez and Donnarumma in goal
>>150519152You've unlocked soccer. Time to unlock the other mysteries. The aether is real.
>have Trossard and Nwaneri on the bench>choose a 15 year old to come on against Liverpool at AnfieldBased 'teta
>>150519362Another trophy for arsenal
>>150519343this was literally the only audible thing all game, nothing wrong with booing opposition players but it's embaressing how they done nothing else.
this arteta phase, whichever number we're at now, would have finished him off again lads
>>150519392>The aether is real.Unironically true btw
back in the saltmines again ladslowest xG match of the past 3 years btw
>>150519461I wasn't being ironic.
>>150519474It was for the nonbelievers, brother.
Sausage roll at Sunderland £4.50
>>150519463xG is so fucking bent would honestly kill myself if I coped hard enough to care about it
>>150519505
>Liverpool >Top of the leaguePICK BOTH
Are Arsenal just okay with where they are at as a club, ie getting pretty close but never winning anything? Would piss me off to no end.
>>150518925What's going through his head right now?
>>150519522corr love a tomato ketchup sandwich
>over in /arse/ they're unironically blaming PGMOL againThe loser mentality really runs from top to bottom
They should make bets for injuries per game. Easy money.
>>150519147It's six to one and a baker's dozen to the other
>>150519429I think that's just a problem for all the popular clubs. A lot of tourists show up and it really brings the mood down. Anfield is still arguably the best out of the popular bunch though.
>>150519495The problem is the educational system they know that light isn't behaving gravitationally as it should when it's bending around other solar systems. They've made up this term "dark matter" because they're all particle physicists and can't envisage another model or that their model is broken. We have to go back to guys like heavyside and before relativity or newtonian physics and see what people were saying in rivalry to einstein and newton and why they suddenly went black and newton and einstein didn't.
>>150519555i bet it's that swedish mong again isnt it lmao
What's he thinking right now?
>>150519505>>150519522dire i thought england had proper scran?
>>150519505northern luxury
>>150519606Yeah mate English food is famous around the world
>>150519563liverpool had injuries to konate and wortz today too
>>150519563At some point it stops being bad luck and becomes bad management and injury prone players
>>150519606>utter>absolutethey're just not mincing words. it is indeed food
>>150519592better than being dominated by Bournemouth
>>150519606its grim up north in sunderlandSteak pie, chips and gravy at Colwyn Bay FC (£5.50
>>150519495>believes in the skyfar out man!
who is your money on for the 7pm game?
>>1505196970-0 slurper
>>150519567i dunno i think it's a bit silly to try and engage in "stadium loudness" superiority but it's just liverpool supporters are talking all the shite about their "special" stadium when the school next door is louder.i still remember when the covid season hit how they all called talksport( more like talkSHIT) and complained how this affects them "more" cause they have a special atmosphere and a unique connection with the players. just pure delusion.
>>150519726shouldnt you be crying in the arsenal "general"
next thread should be esotericism themed
>>150519824>>150519824>>150519824
>>150519592Should've started and was good in his short cameo. Eze x Saka will be lethal
>>150519167Thats a pretty bad cope, Obaid al Jaber bin liner.
>>1505196972-0 Palace>>150519726>but it's just liverpool supporters are talking all the shit about their "special" stadiumWell, yeah, because that's their thing. It's like Arsenal fans signing about 1-0s. Your club is famous for a thing and your fans are going to take that and run with it. Speaking of the Covid season reminded me of Sheffield though. I think they were like 7 or something silly before the fans had to leave and they just absolutely crumbled. It was really sad. I think it was Sheffield anyway.
>>150508112
How many today?
>>150519847>Saka
IGOR GOKU
