KICK OFF: 2PM UKBrighton (probable 4-2-3-1) Verbruggen; Veltman, Van Hecke, Dunk, De Cuyper; Baleba, Hinshelwood; Minteh, Gomez, Mitoma; Welbeck.>Subs: Steele, Coppola, Boscagli, Kadioglu, Gruda, Milner, Ayari, O’Riley, Rutter.Manchester City (possible 4-1-4-1) Trafford; Nunes, Stones, Khusanov, Ait-Nouri; Rodri; Silva, Bobb, Reijnders, Marmoush; Haaland.>Subs: Ederson, Lewis, Akanji, Dias, Ake, Gonzalez, Gundogan, O’Reilly, Doku.Referee: Darren England. VAR: Paul Tierney.
>>150509548*starts the game in your path*
>>150509548As a Brighton fan, that starting xi is grim
God Six chads how we feeling?
Rodri will last 32 minutes
>>150509548>crap fullbacks>young CB, don't know how to judge>actual decent midfield>wingers who'll never give you anything>I like Trafford a lot but he messed up last gameare City truly finished?
>>150509735I'm taking notes on all the people sleeping on Bobb
Citeh matches are always so boring
>>150509548>Welbeckthis dude STILL plays in the prem? i had no ideacaptcha: KYSJ8
>>150509776Not enough rigged pens for ya?
>>150509755haha Bobb
Should I watch this match or should I watch the Formula 1 Dutch Grand Prix?
there should be a rule that protects smaller premier league teams from being dismantled as bad as Brighton has been over the last 3 seasons.
>>150509781>current year>still using 4chan native extension
>>150509548Is the loyal Dutchcityfan at the game? Or has the glory hunting ended?
>>150509878>still using 4chan native extension???
go to make my tea before the game but of course my microwave is on the fritz :(
>>150509885The real DSL hasn't posted for years. The most recent spell was just 190 impersonating him with a Dutch VPN.
woah this thread is super fast for scran shitty
Stream please??
>>150509932The thing that you use by default when browsing 4chan unless you have something else installed like 4chanx (which is far better)
bobb always gives me a giggle
Brighton manager refuses to see a proper barber two years running
why is hurzler dressed like kim jong il
>>150510064think that anon is just being pedantic about calling the default an extension
>>150510125akanji eyeing up north koreas next dictator
>>150509781Yeah he single handily lost Brighton the game vs Everton last week by missing a sitter and a penalty.
>>150510125>Bakanji
hate it when they call bobb "oscar bobb" doesnt give me a giggle at all
hålands shot
Shambolic finish by haaland.
Erling is washed up
what if citeh losed?
>HaalandDid he kick the floor?
>HaalolNunez clear
>hahaland
Are refs starting to call City's counter-fouls more?
>34 years old up top>zero strikers on the benchthe power of le data analytics team
Refereeing is getting worse
>>150510308I think you're forgetting that Welbs has often cemented his position as THAT PERSON.
No yellow for gomez for time wasting???
Ait Nouri. Simple as
STREAM PLEASE??????
Somebody get that jap on fin+min ASAP
>>150510308grutter is onnabenchpep has doku as the only attacker on the bench
Slava
laaland stinker today
Why hasn't Haaland scored yet? It's been 15 minutes already
Mitoma is Bald! BALD!
>>150510353That was last season's rules. Now it is okay to kick the ball away again.
brighton must hate christiansimagine kicking reindeers
>cherki injuredKWAB
>>150510385He needs to embrace his bald not run from it
>>150510439A player got yellow carded for doing that yesterday?
>>150510380s t r e a m e d(dot)p k
>>150510452They did? I have only seen it once this season and it was one of those frustrated at the decision kicks of the ball. Not the poking it away to stop the opposition from restarting play yellows.
Mitoma Mitoma over thereWhat's it like to have no hair?Is it hot or is it chilly?I've got more hair on my chinchin
>matchfixing already
Cherki injured, still not to late to spend another cheeky 80mil, Pep
>>150510452Which game?
>>150510498>not rhyming chilly with willy
ait nouri. simple as
'Mitomer'
>>150510545ait nouri, luv gwardiol
>>150510062why? it will just skip. just listen on a 5 live
>>150510437kek what a bald bitch
>>150510464Thank you, good man.
Why is the Brighton manager dressed like he’s in a concentration camp?
>>150510062Got you RIGHT HERE brolemonparty.org
I'm falling asleep over here.
you guys are literally all watching the game on sky sports
>>150510674Nope, watching on my firestick
dat guy welbz
>>150510674I'm watching it in 4k on lemonparty.org bro
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
No atmosphere at brighton huh
>>150510711>Welbs>That personPICK BOTH
>>150510736nice!! can you send me a link?
>>150510742>animeKys
block the goalie like arsenal do in cornerkickswhy otther teams dont block goalie
>>150510736prick, lemonparty.com shows no streams for me
>>150510647send Pic
>>1505107622 clubs with no passionate, core fan base what do you expect
>>150510706>>150510706How does that work?t.noobie
>>150510789its lemonparty.edu.gov
>>150510674Nobody should be paying Sky a penny.
City are so mid nowadays that it's actually bizarre. It seemed like they used to have multiple world-class players in every position. Today, the only world-class players in their starting XI are Haaland and Rodri.
>>150510833thanks, it's working now
>>150509720Off for treatment @ 32 mins
>>150510674Fope, notching it on my wirestick
>>150510848they do have 3 of the top 5 centre backs in the league
Kek Brighton are shit
ärlig kraut hålanmd
the ogre did it!
>finally got a second job>no need to gamble anymore and I can finally pay all my debtsIt's finally over, bros... I'm so happy, I haven't even placed a single bet this weekend.
van heckopenlegs
ez
GET BUMMED POOFS
>le tap in merchant
>>150510647Because he's concentrating
>The city of gays
BASED tap in master strikes again
>>150511002based, betting is for the birds
Haaland! Haaland!Selbst die Bayern haben AngstBald kennt ihn das ganze LandHa-Ha-Ha-Haaland!HEY!Haaland! Haaland!Gestern war er ubekanntHeut feirert ihn das ganze LandHa-Ha-Ha-Haaland!HEY!Haaland! Haaland!Jeder Schuss der ist ein TorBald knöpft er sich Neymar vorHa-Ha-Ha-Haaland!HEY!Haaland! Haaland!Hattricks sind sein Hobby weilSie nennen ihn gottes gleichHa-Ha-Ha-Haaland!HEY!Haaland! Haaland!Gestern war er ubekanntHeut feirert ihn das ganze LandHa-Ha-Ha-Haaland!HEY!Haaland! Haaland!Jeder Schuss der ist ein TorBald knöpft er sich Neymar vorHa-Ha-Ha-Haaland!HEY!Haaland! Haaland!Hattricks sind sein Hobby weilSie nennen ihn gottes gleichHa-Ha-Ha-Haaland!HEY!
GOD SIXXXXXXXX
>>150510647its kim jong un dripstop thinking about the holocaust
I love Majin Buu
>>150511068I'm guessing these are sung to the tune of Dschinghis Khan's Moskau?
Told all my friends to watch out for that big Norwegian lad up front for Citeh...
>>150511082based>>150511125yes
>>150509878>Downloading special software just to look at one website
Would be funny if Håland did the mask celebration...
stream died
ant-nouri is pretty shite
>>1505100644chanx got canned
>>150510674i dont even know what k+sport1 is
>>150509548does savio not being on the bench imply something
>>150511296A quick google shows it's a channel in Vietnam
Laugh now but Yanited's title challenge started yesterday
>>150510848You say that but this could be a repeat of 2017/18 where they end up running away with it
>>150511329he's legit injured
>>150511363time will tell ;)
sub that ant-nouri he is horrible
took about 10 seconds to realise hed been kicked in the head
HALFTIME
>>150511340>City and Chelsea Nextlel
>>150511509Strangely refreshing, 99/100 players would have laid down before the kick even landed>>150511500He hasn't been great so far, I'm not sure he entirely fits the offensive aspect of Pepball
>>150511632bad passes and loses ball constantly. even doku is better
goals 1shots 5on target 3
>>150511834Shearerbros..
corr
what is life like in england?
>>150511947Practicing for his boyfriend tonight #gay
They want 100+ million for Baleba by the way. I haven't seen him touch the ball yet
>>150511986>“I didn't like it at all… I can tell you. People are all weird. You walk around and you don't know if you're going to get killed. The food is disgusting, the women look like porcelain. Angel and I were in Madrid, in the best team in the world, perfect food, perfect weather, everything was perfect. And then came United's proposal...".
>>150512096Money doesn't mean anything anymore. Every other shitter is being sold for 80 million these days.
>>150511553this is a gentleman isn't it
>>150511947>pigletsare brits really?
>BobbWill they be able to rinse some Saudis with this fraud?
>gomez
How is that a foul? He was in the way
Where is Foden?
>>150512096you can make the same comment about any united transfer
>>150512349Whoden?
Red for diving
get up you fanny
>>150512349injured again, ankle fucked from that van de ven block shot
so brighton's coach is ready for the after game party or what
Can't believe James Milner is still alive
>Shite Nouri
James Milner
>Boscar ObbCity are such a weird soulless club. People like Marmoush and Bobb are the starting inside forwards for a title challenging side but literally nobody gives a single fuck about themContrast that with Saka, Salah, Mbuemo etc who get talked about non-stop
>>150512349Manchester's finest gay bar
cam on shighton
>>150512539just call him "ant"most of these new city hirings are highly questionable, only reason they are 1-0 lead is that rodri is back and balacning their midfield
>>150512550Because nobody actually cares about City.
So it happened again...
HAHA BENULDY
>>150512550Everyone hates us and downplays us and it suits us just fine. Commentariat are all full of red cartel members.
Brighton fans chanting>you dirty northern bastard At the City centre half who comes from the fucking steppes of Uzbekistan
ERA
ERA PENAL
trust the plan
benuldy
yep thats a penalty
>>150512637I thought they were saying "forren"
>POONES
>pooneshow is this shitter in the man city team as well?
>>150512550no-one ever talks about haaland youre right
Still has the guts to protest
>>150512550>Mbuemo>implying Man U are a title-challenging side
>>150512662Brighton fans are some of the most woke in the EPL even by the modern standards of the middle class centrist dad Jontys that tend to go these days. They definitely wouldn’t chant about foreigners except to sing about how much they’d love to suck foreign cockIt’s literally the home of refugees welcome
>conceding to 1,000 year old James Milner
>milnerbased
Based Milner
GOATNER
Milner? kek
>>150512671>pep: all competent players are extinctMILNERED
MILNER
Good old shoot into defenders face/arm strategy to get a pen against City
>>150512688He's too good for them. They could only dream of signing a player like that before the oil money.
LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER LYLNER
THIS ONES FOR YOU DIOGO
>>150512550Because Mbeumo is sexy
>Leeds>Man City>LiverpoolIs Milner the ultimate ABU?
thread is moving so fast no one will notice i'm older than james milner
Why is Brightons coach dressing like a Chinese Communist Party member?
Did Man City turn to shit when KDB left?
>>150512789
>>150512789its called continental manager chic
>Ait-NouriThis nigga is ass.
>>150512789kim jong hurzler
>>150512862Shite-Nouri
>James Milner is old enough to be James Trafford's dad!jesus
>>150512590Aït is literally the equivalent of van/von (van persie / von bismarck)
holy mother of flopping
>>150512773Based
>steal song>none of them know the words
>>150513056I mean technically some six year old boys probably have enough spunk in the trunk to father a child if you really tried so Bernardo silva could be Haalands dad too>puts up Chilean flag
>>150513109I thought was bin or ibn
>>150513202
>>150513240why did you redeem, bloody basterd???l
>>150513056is there any proof of this or just a cruel rumour you're trying to start?
>>150513240Aït is berber, bin / ibn is arabic, ben is hebrew
>>150513285>James Philip Milner (born 4 January 1986) >James Harrington Trafford (born 10 October 2002)
I lip read Haaland tussling with Mitoma in the box. He said "fuck off"
>>150513240Bin is 'son of'
>>150513322Fanks marakesh bro
hey, man city should sign this milner guy, he seems alright!
>>150513356Yes>>150513354Do you work for mi6? How do you know how to lip read?
Based Milker is the oldest scorer of a penalty in prem history I believe
>>150513370Young budding talent. Great career ahead of him.
>>150513392*Milner
> conceding to James Milner in big 2025Embarrassing
Why is city so ass?
The Brighton manager definitely frequents /fa/
>>150513603Managers sussed out poop's tactics
Forest vs West Ham is higher tempo than this, lol
>>150511834>85'>goals 1>shots 6>on target 3come on pep
>>150513687go watch it then
>>150513603Meme signings
Fucking hell they've done it againThe biggest gameraisers in the Premier League
HOLY SHIT BIRD STOLE THE CHIPPY
>>150513698Trafford
Why did they loan Grealish out again?
>THE CITY OF CITY
LMAOOOONO MUG THIS WEEKEND BUT THIS IS JUST AS FUNNY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RING RING
Literally all because of Mitoma's control
GRUDA
THE CITY OF MANCHESTER
wtf Brighton looking elite all of a sudden. How did he score that?
>BALDFRAUD>BALDFRAUD>BALDFRAUD>BALDFRAUD>BALDFRAUD>BALDFRAUD>BALDFRAUD>BALDFRAUD
How do you say "it's over" in Catalan?
GRUDA wakening for Pep
this Mitoma guy is elite
Yanited is the better Manchester team, please apologies to Amorim
>>150513806Because he's shit
>>150513806They already have Doku, Bobb, Marmoush and Savinho to hold the ball out wide. Crab dribble until the defence gets all their men back and then pass it backwards into the midfield
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>2 - 1what a joke
HAHAHAHAHA blue cunts
>>150513698No
>>150513806Grealish no longer wanted to play for pep
HERES A SONG FOR EVERY MANWHO TRIES TO UNDERSTANDWHAT IS IN HIS HEAD
lmao poop is finished
>+7
>+7Of course
why can't the traditional giants dick everyone anymore?
BALD FRAUDHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAA
Long life Brightonfan here.We fucking did it lads!!!!
Sacked in the morning
>poop
>sub on Ruben Dias>he loses an aerial duel instantly and leads to a shot on goal>then he can't get in position because he's too slow and they concedefuck him
Milner now both the second youngest (16 years,11 months,22 days) and second oldest (39 years,7 months,27 days) to score in the Premier League
Brighton just wanted it more.
115 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAONEMOREPREMIERLEAGUETITLEPLEASEAND THANK YOU
City had a good run in the past
>CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY >CHEATY
incoming>Haaland +8 (P)
>United have more points than CityKek
The power of communism
You just know it would have been 3 mins if City was leading.
>>150513936>still doing it in the Premier LeaguePissi and Poonaldo could never.
>>150513953Just like Tsuu
+7 for what
*disappears when her team needs her the most*
>Worse record than UnitedLMAOOOOOOOO
pepe bros????????
kek
Jeremy Doku is just a fucking shitter, isn't he?
>Amoring already wrote in the wa group>WE CAN BEAT THEM
>>150514011For City to score of course
>>150514011The Big 6 mulligan.
>>150512409>>150512409>>150512409>>150512409open a new tab for the next one lads
>denied a /MUG/>get consolation /BFG/**Bald Fraud General
>>150513969>It's actually true
Did all of these upsets happen because the international break is next week? Or do weird results only occur AFTER international breaks?
*takes your points and flys awwy*
>Oscar BobbLmao what a sauceless name. He should've called himself Bobbinho and gotten a +50mil transfer bonus
>>150513925he wants to leave, unironically
PHONECALLPHONECALLPHONECALL
>>150514064I'll take it.
>>150514011watch the game
Time for comfy cramps
>>150514087based
>>150514063Real thread here mate>>150512364>>150512364>>150512364
>>150513936Only need 400 million more worth of signings to be able to beat Brighton
>>150514087*gifts points to shitter teams*
>>150514102i have beenwhere'd the 7 minutes come from
So spurs and Brighton are better than CityEverton are better than Brighton And Bournemouth are better than cityAnd Fulham are just as good as Brighton and Manchester United But Manchester United are worse than arsenal And Fulham are worse than Chelsea So basically according to the first 3 weeks results there are at least 7 teams that should finish above City
>>150514110dont think so mate this one has more replies >>150512409
>>150514046yes
>>150514111maybe more
>brighton goal kick instead of a cornerlmao
>the earldom of manchester
Scammorim > Kek
>>150514131watch the game
Gaybros we stay winning
Fun fact, last year Brighton lost more points against the bottom three teams than they did against the big six combined
>>150514132Its not a straight "x team beat y team, and y team beat z team therefore x team is better than z team". There are certain playstyles that counter certain playstyles.
FLY SEAGULLS FLYSHIT IN CITY'S EYE
>the city of city
Won 1Lost 2Top kek
Pep about to spend a small country GDP before the window closes
POOP NOT SHAKING HANDS LMAO
>>150514162offsides i think? commentator said there was a flag up.
Bald status: fraudulent
>>150513917Because now even the average McCock City team from Shittingham Town has a bigger budget than Bayern Munich.
/RING/So they called AGAIN. We can blame our mobile network, we can blame DND mode
arsenal's title i reckon
>>150514275Depends who wins later on.
>>150514246and brighton's coach went like OOOOOOOK I'll hug my team
>>150514130>>150514205Because they're only after the tastiest of chips
>>150512409>>150512409>>150512409migrate
>>150514246lmao what a seething clown
>NMP: City and Guardiola no longer put fear in other teams like they used to. Doku, O'Reilly, and Bobb have good feet, but they're just not prime David Silva and De Bruyne. Brighton could get right at City, and not fear being picked off like in 2021-23. End of an era?absolutely spot on
>>150514245*responds by simply purchasing the brighton squad*
>>150514275If they don't win it this year then they will never win it again
>>150509548Birbs win!!
>>150514291Which is why they have won fuck all and will continue to win fuck all.
>>150514275If arsenal (without saka) can make a good goal difference in the next game... maybe>liverpool have conceded eight goals in their last 4 games
>>150514301All literal whos. Silva needs to retire.
>>150514350SEETHING
>>150514301Nobody is prime Silva or De Bruyne
>>150514385could napolis brave scott mctominay do it in the premier league?
>>150514371Yes, because Brighton are completely wasting the good times competing for nothing.
>>150514465Fair. Yeah would be nice if they won something
>>150514350Absolutely seething lad
>>150514602see>>150514465Just fucking win something.
He Scored.Thirdies Seethed.
>>150514901This year inshaAllah
Watch as this shitty team turn superhuman in the second half of the season and win the league again.
>>150515669I think they will get better as they go on as the newer players learn to click with each other, but no way are they going to win the league or even come close
>>150514350Stay tuned Cunt