>Lap:#8072>Countdown to Heineken Dutch GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150468768 >/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:204>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:215 (214 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 284 (+18)NOR: 275 (+25)VER: 187 (+2)RUS: 172 (+15)LEC: 151 (+12)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)Ferrari: 260 (+12)Mercedes: 236 (+16)Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 810.43 (+77.72)NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)>NewsPIA NOR VER HAD RUS LEC HAM LAW SAI ALO ANT TSU BOR GAS ALB COL HUL OCO BEA STRPiastri takes Pole at Zandvoort (1:08.662)Norris second (+0.012)Verstappen third (+0.263)Hadjar career best qualification at 4th
Rain tomorrow?
>>150485221bugger>Lap:#8073>Previous thread:>>150483729
>>150485221The F1 soundtrack should be used from now on but you arent ready for that discussion yet
kill glory runners
Lando Norris WEC 2025
Total drivers death
I’ve never heard of that guy who awarded the Pirelli Pole Position Trophy
>>150485283you don't decide that
>>150485291no señor
I kind of hope someone in the grandstands throws beer at mclaren tomorrow
>>150485303YET
>>150485312there is no room for that kind of tomfoolery in this gentlemen's sport
i hate mclaren
>>150485312Not at those prices.
>>150485312>beer>not green dildos
>>150485312another orange terrorist attack
Aston won't make it to the top unless they bring the Staceys back
>>150485333sorry sweetie, the orange army is just built different
>>150485302I love that she never wears bras.
That Antonelli kid is kinda underwhelming
can piastri defeat both lando and the mclaren garage tomorrow?
>wake up at 6am to see if lando will start second or get passed in the first corner>do it again to see mclaren cvck oscar on strategywhy do I do this? this season is not going to magically turn into 2021 or 2012
>>150485354Kill, marry, fuck.
>>150485302>>150485357
>>150485381marry none, fuck all three to death
>>150485357yeah, great >>150485359Toto got too inebriated by bussy and forgot about actual performance >>150485363yes, but he needs to man up and apply the "Piquet special"
>>150485359turns out he's more of an andrea de cesaris than a kimi raikkonen
Odds of a death tomorrow with the rain?
>>150485450People die every day, so probably.
>>150485450between 0 and 100%
>>150485450>rainyou mean like how it rained today?or how it rained yesterday?
>>150485450Not high enough.
>and then I ordered a 2nd pit stop for the aussie boy and nobody questioned that
>>150485417>win formula world championship>retire>have son who is supposed to follow in your footsteps>turns the family name into a byword for sucking and cheatinggrim
>>1504854500 because fia will stop the race for 5 hrs until rain passes and track completely dries
PORN
>>150485302I like her nipples
>>150485499>at that point i thought to myself "it's in the bag, the saudi millions would be mine all it would take was to fix a WDC">i thought to myself how hard it could be? his teammate is this mid level racing driver but MAN you wouldn't believe the amount of shit we had to do for him, jesus...
This oscar guy is a cheat code. If you're quicker in places, he'll just copy you, and then match you Copycat ninja
>>150485221>PIA NOR VER HAD RUS LEC HAM LAW SAI ALO ANT TSU BOR GAS ALB COL HUL OCO BEA STR>Piastri takes Pole at Zandvoort (1:08.662)>Norris second (+0.012)>Verstappen third (+0.263)>Hadjar career best qualification at 4thA bit overly verbose, aren't ya?
>>150485740It's his Chinese genes.
>>150485302>nipples protrudingvery disrespectful!
>>150485837>i just cant decide which phone to take today
medshitters are already making excuses for peeasstri choking the wdc
>>150485681Oh yeah, now that's the good shit.
ynr stroll left colapiss on the table
man
>race 15>only the 4th front lockout of the season for mclarenthey're not very good are they. HAM BOT had 12 front row lockouts from the first 15 rounds in 2020
>f1 is back>it's mclels breaking records every lap
>>150485934mercedes 2020 is maybe the only car that is better than the mclaren, this century
>>150485312Be the change you wanna see
>>150485993ok 2015 mercedes then. 15 front row lockouts out of 19
formula pussy soon
im going to buy some earbuds, do you have any recommendations? my brother has the applepros, and they are great, yeah, fuck apple and expensive as hell, but i have to give them props
it's over
>>150485357That's the wolverine loli? Holy honkers she is so thicc now
>>150486038>2015 mercedesStill was utterly dominant. And Rosberg rather than Bottos. That makes a massive difference.
>>150486025I only have general admission tickets
>>150486038yeah, both mclaren drivers are bad, oscar is, at best, top 5 this season, lando top 7-8
>>150486070point is to compare other dominant seasons to this year
>>150486051These are the only ones I've used, I like them
>>150485357i love that she has a very hairy pusy
>>150486106Sure. But there are too many factors to consider. Not only how dominant the car is, not only said car's drivers, but also the competition's quality, the quali/race differences, general strategy, etc.Are NOR/PIS worse than HAM/BOT? Probably. But the circumstances aren't the same.
>ynr medshitters claiming no one else has ever been penalized for doing what peeasstri did in silverstonecould it be that no one has ever been enough of a retard to do what he did there
kind of hope somebody crashes lap one tomorrow and the marshals just leave the wreck there for another lap again
>>150486145How do you know?
>his face when he realizes he has to pull off another ratfucking masterclass because his boy lost another qualifying
>>150486201i had a week of hot sex with her
>>150486201latinas man...>>150486123ok thanks, will give them a look
>ynr medshitters blaming mclel for putting peeasstri on retarded ass strategiescould it be that he sets his car up 100% for quali and then shits himself during the race
>stroll doesn't shit on alonso for once>goes hard in the paint against ps3
Going for ice cream, anyone want some?
>>150486274yes please
>>150486274my brother is so evil, he ate the last one and left the box in the fridge so that i would get my hopes upjust like alonso, gloryrunning in fp2
>>150486313you should take the frozen bag of carrots your mum put in there and clobber the fuck out of him with it
Sexo academy time
>>150486313Why do you hate your brother so
Max win
>>150486360he is the one that eats my icecreams!!!!>>150486351first, you dont freeze carrots, second, my mother doesnt do that, i don know why would you say that
Nina
lmoa
NINA NINA NINA
lesbo bros...
finally
And Bernd takes the lead!
What is it about these green cars that makes them so attracted to the barriers here
>tune in to Fminge>SC
>SHE HECKING PUSHED MOM DO SOMETHING
>>150486495Reminder that are Bernd has led more laps of F1 Academy this season than any other driver
dumb bitch laughing about it
wow
>>150486535it's nervous laughter, you misogynist
Maya Weug is built for combat
>>150486585or for my dick, she ugly but i want to bone her
>inside try on that cornerwoman moment
alonso in 23 was able to make that move
Dorianne is kinda cute
>>150486609You are a gentleman
Since having kids makes f1 drivers slower, would the f1a drivers be faster if they were pregnant?
>>150486681>more weight>fasternever
>>150486732They could stop painting the cars to offset it
>>150486653
Weug is on fire, Lia Block is terrified
>>150486761>already look like a milf at 21
>>150486761loving wife of 34 years tier
whos uglier, weug or pin?
Nobels bros... she is such a shitter
Pocket Rocket
>>150486848>milfShe looks like that one alcoholic aunt
i don't like that ferd blue
>>150485221I didn't know he was from Poland
>>150486221latinas shave, anon
>>150486910ailf then
Go Nina, go NinaIt's your birthday (literally)
closed the streamrealised i dont care about women racing
>>150487012>22>at f4 levellollmao
>>150487072What about women racists?
>>150487137bubiz
>>150487160Why specifically French?
NOB on the points
>>150487194>doesn't crashboo
>>150487204maybe because of the guttural way they pronounce their r's
>>150487263last f1 driver >we will ever have :(
When Maya wins, her radio message to the team should be>Great Weug, guys
Nina looks rough post-race. Charles manages to look prettier after a full grand prix
>>150487734the relation to f1?
>Maya Choke
>>150487758
Me in the background
>>150487887Me in the mustache taking pics of Chadder's ass with a telescopic lense.
>>150487887good to see chadwick out there reminding these women they too can go to ELMS in the future
Explain yourselves Maxfags.Why is it okay for Max to cruise for an easy championship with a Newey machine but not okay for McLaren boys to have a tight fight for the championship with an equally superior car?
>>150488087>equally superior car
>>150488087amx is a driver I likedon't care for ps3hate norrishate mclaren even more
>>150488087Best driver in the best car vs two average drivers in the best car.At the end of the day Max is good, that's the difference. If the cars were swapped do you think Oscar or Lando would be 3rd in the WDC right now like Max is in that shitbox?
>>150488087amx goodmcfaggots bad
>Sober or Slammer 200
massive retardation
>>150488340retarded massivation
the ragged edge of adhesion
buffeting
A day late and a dollar short
The finer points of lactation.
Life is very short and there's no time for fussing or fighting, my friend
Is Oscar Piastri just too fucking good man?
let's go to martin who is at turn 3
>>150488477>Life is very shortNot short enough friend
gimi
edd
I've forgotten qualifying already
>>150488695
Now that the dust has settled, what happened to Yuki?
>>150488808Buried in dust
Death to the stewards for meatball flagging Alba and giving her a penal!
Formula One is
the formula
I can't wait for 30 laps behind the safety car until the track is bone dry and everyone undramatically finishes where they started.
Australia?
about to make chocolate come out of my bum
>>150488808he wasn't able to tsu the noda
>>150488846I refuse to believe the elf girl could do anything wrong, did they even show a replay?
more interested in seeing some foreplay
>>150485221Oh, wow, one of the 2025 magic car drivers got pole. Imagine my shark!Nice ass ramming series you have here. Only reply if he doesn't win tomorrow.
>>150489090you have a shark?
Formula One?
>>150489118
>>150489118nah I'm good, thanks
>>150489104The troon one.
>>150485262yeeah Seb was ruthless on the track, and hes a 4x wdc
>>150488087don't question the r/maxverstappen hivemind. thing i like good thing i dont like bad is the answer.
>>150489253It's not irrational to support the best driver.
Is 18 and 25 too big of a gap? F1 related because Max and Kelly have a bigger age gap
>>150489315probably too big a gap for most teams, they'd prefer their cars starting within 2-3 spots of each other at worst but it all depends. how many cars are in the field?
>>150489147Based UwU
>>150489315unc wants to go back to 10-8certified pdf
>>150489408that... that's a boy?
мaкc дpиcтaппeн
Is "strange" code for sabotage?
>>150489495Max extracts more from a shit car. I thought asians were smart.
>>150489558yuki has been living in italy for too long, he's got the same mental virus the ferrari engineers have
Considering how Mclaren will have the best car in the rest of the weekends and probably be dominant in most of them, the car is a lock for top-10 most dominant already. The question is if it can crack top 5, either all or all but 1 weekends with the best car (for me all, they just choked Canada in many ways), dominant in at least half of them, best in every possible facet.It will probably not though, the engine diff of 2014-16 & 20 Merc will probably be too much to match. Maybe if the gap keeps growing it's possible.
>>150489613Neurologists call it "pasta brain"
>>150489495he just sucks
>>150489634"mentally spaghetti"
>>150489423It's clearly a girl. Whether they have a penis or not is irrelevant
I hope lando wins this year and george wins the next fiveGOD SAVE THE KING
Also, leaving out Hamilton as there's no point comparing him to others, Leclerc is the most overrated driver on the grid by far. Treated as if he's almost comparable to Max, in his own team he was almost matched by Sainz, a shitter, and now Hamilton, a complete shitter, troubles him way too much.
>>150489687I hope that happens but you become deaf and blind 10 minutes before abu dhabi starts
>>150489735yeah? well I hope that bit doesn't happen
>>150489735have you seen the movie jhonny got his gun?
>>150489690>Hamilton, a complete shitter, troubles him way too muchCome on, anon. I don't dispute that L'eclair is overrated. But Hamilton doesn't "trouble" him the slightest bit. Sharl completely dominates Sir Lewis when nothing out of the ordinary (and out of their control) happens.
>>150489650Yet he said the car wasn't the same, now it's supposedly in parity he still has the same deficit? What gives?
>>150489811I have but he will need his lower jaw
>>150489690Who would you say is second to Max, if not Charles?George? He's having a better season, but Charles is better overall. Oscar? Same.Fernando? He still performs, but he's way past his peak. Charles is better.
>>150489842are you implying that you will mouth rape him?
>>150489926just some light after-dinner banter innit
mwaaah the dutsh
>>150489963>after-dinnerits 19, the mouh raping i can tolerate, but why why are you having dinner at 7pm
>>150490037by dutch law, you have dinner at 18:00 or you don't eat at all.
>>150489980banter has always been noted for its excellence
>>150490057i have dinner early for spanish time, at 8-8 30, some people here go as late as 22, which makes no sense, but i would rather have that than eating at 18, when you go to bed you are hungry again
>>150489423its 2025 we don't have to pretend to know or care
I've just realized I only consumed alcoholic beverages today. Why doesn't F1 talk about alcoholism? We need this sport to be more involved with the community, to teach, to be of service. Maybe F1 should promote looking before crossing the street and not swallowing gum.
>>150490278um, sweatie...
>>150490327I'm not driving rite now
>>150490365give it a go. drunk driving is based as fuck
Australia has no wrestling. That's why I know lando will win
>new, cutting-edge facilities>open chequebook>works engine deal>chef designer is literal GOAT>team boss is one of the most underrated people in the paddockWould you ruin it with a bored nepokid and 50-year-old geriatric who hasn't won anything over a decade?
>>150490646f1 contracts aren't worth the paper they're printed on, so no top driver probably believes in the project more than their current teams
he won lemons 6 years ago..........
I hate the discourse around sport these days, particularly F1Its just all the same shite and boringIs there a way of watching f1 with just the sound of the cars and no commentary?
>>150490768i think that f1tv has it
>>150490646it all just wordsashton cares more about their time in drive to survive than racing
>>150490646Doesn't matter if you have a dominant car.
>>150490702remind me, how did he do at the indy 500?
>>150487072delete this
>>150490646Newey said AM's simulator is shit tier, fwiw
>>150490834challenging for the win in his first run and doing great, the engine died, he had the worst car in his second run and we dont talk about his third run
>>150489690Hamilton was pretty much in a class of his own during the early turbo hybrid era, labeling him as a shitter because wah wah I don't like him is just childish. He never lost to a teammate with the exception of Button where they both had a terrible season. It's pretty clear the current regs don't suit him, and max has never driven a car other than a red bull or its junior car, and the current regs obviously suit him and with the exception of rookie sainz who obviously needed a season to get going unlike max, has never had a world champion caliber driver as his teammate so overrating him while underrating Hamilton is just full retard behavior.
>>150491059The season where Button beat him was his best season in F1.
>>150491059Another retarded finpost. Do you coordinate to agree on shit takes?
One guy is a mental midget that likes to sleep a lot while his fiercest rival is a guy that...um... well he... he is the other guys fiercest rival! And they are teammates! Make sure to tune in tomorrow to find out who the best racing driver in the world is.
>>150491059>Hamilton was pretty much in a class of his own during the early turbo hybrid eraKek. He barely won against Rosberg in 2014, and that's with the team outright favouring Hamilton in every single instance, and with Rosberg having the strangest technical defects ("unidentified fluid inside steering column" comes to mind). No one else was even a competition to the Mercedes.The first half of 2015, Rosberg was no match, true, but the second half Rosberg was significantly stronger and started his 7-race win streak. Which only ended in 2016 because Hamilton blatantly crashed into him. And 2016, again, Rosberg was the much better driver, controlled the season to the end and beat Hamilton, who tried some of the dirtiest anti-racing tricks in the ultimate race that have ever been seen in F1.Then, in 2017 and 2018, Hamilton almost lost to Vettel in a terrible Ferrari that had to be pushed to its limits to even compete.And in 2019 and 2020, no one could compete with Mercedes while Bottas made sure not to challenge him from within the team. Then Hamilton had yet another dominant car in 2021, but managed to lose. Ever since, he's completely embarrased himself.
>>150491059We're talking about Leclerc here, why are you focusing on turboshitters like Hamilton? You seem a bit lost.
>>150490646>hasn't won anything over a decade?He won the men multiple times
>>150491286Ferrari had the best car in 2018.
>>150491454the line is 'ferrari had an illegal engine in 2018', sweatie
>>150491476No they didn't.
top 5 drivers this season so far, alonso, charles, george, max, in no order, and the 5 maybe oscar
>>150491454How many hundred times you think you've made this exact post here? Seems like you're trying to convince yourself at this point.
>>150491498Swap Alonso with Hadjar and it's true.
Wheeeeeee
>>150491584he has been behind lawson, the worst driver on the grid, by a lot, in the 5 last races....he isnt even the best roockie at this point
bottom 5 drivers this yeartsunodachoco sennaantonellioconstroll
>>150491646Liam is great.
>>150491286>Kek. He barely won against Rosberg in 2014Eh, I think if both had an equal amount of bad luck Hamilton still wins. He was better at managing the tyres from the get go, and his starts were often better. His w2w skill also better. There were some races where you saw Rosberg get ahead, but you could just tell it was an inevitability before Hamilton got through with a massive tyre delta.2016 I'm thinking also goes Hamilton's way if they have an equal amount of technical issues.>2016 because Hamilton blatantly crashed into himNot how I remember it. To me Nico clearly pushed him off track, and both paid the price. There's also a few instances where they squabbled and Hamilton ultimately came off worse, like Belgium 2014.>who tried some of the dirtiest anti-racing tricks in the ultimate race that have ever been seen in F1.You forget how Nico parked his car in 2014 monaco>Then, in 2017 and 2018, Hamilton almost lost to Vettel in a terrible Ferrari that had to be pushed to its limits to even compete.The illegal car got 2nd WDC so not so terrible. And 2018 the other car was 5th in WDC, even getting beaten by washed out Räikkönen.>while Bottas made sure not to challenge him from within the teamBottas himself has said he was not good enough to challenge Hamilton so that's kind of pointless
>>150491584Recency bias infects too many minds.
>>150491508>disregarding Hadjar and Bort just because they're rookiesAlonso and Charles are not having a stellar enough season to be up there. Bort and Hadjar, on the other hand, are.
>>150491615haha, look at him go
>>150491660Norris and Bearman are also definitely bottom
>>150491660>choco sennafor some reason i thought this was bortotake out these 3 antonelli ocon stroll, and put doohan, franco and lawson>>150491668at being the worst
SorryThis >>150491682Was meant for >>150491498
>F1A
>>150491821Please understand
But who is the most mid driver of the year so far? A guy when you look down the order you cant think of anything they did this year good or bad.
>>150491660>bottom 5 drivers this year>tsunodaPut the top ten from this year, other than Verstappen, in that shit car and Tsunoda outperforms at least the majority of them.
>>150491857Gasly?
>>150491857if I wasn't a ferrari fan, I probably would have forgotten leclerc is racing apart from monaco and hungary
>>150488645>looksmatches in 1850
>>150491759soooooooo embarrrasingjejeje>Bort and Hadjarbort had a horrible race pace at the start of the season, its true that he was always puttinf great quali laps but in the race he lost time, its true that a the start of the season he had a shit car so this went unnoticed, now it looks like he improving a bit, but look at the lap times in austria, hulk was much faster, and his has been a consant all season longhadjar, the car is great, nohing else, and he has been behind lawson, the worst driver on the grid by a lot, for the last 5 races
>>150491682Chuck is overdriving a shit car and has to fight against his retarded wop team again. Literally a Sisyphus tier effort. Not to mention he wipes the floor with his "teammate".
>>150491857Bearman
>>150491857Ocon?
>>150491856>Remember, this isn't a serious series - lots of filthy rick older men are introducing these drivers to dick for the first time since graduating karts and running out of money. Lots to learn and experience.
>>150491972yeah, or ocon, i was hink on them 2
>>150491866He wouldn't be better than the top drivers like Charles Leclerc, George Russell, Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris and Esteban Ocon.
>>150491985>>150491992Ocon shat on Antonelli in China, bro
>>150491992thinking*
>>150491454The scary thing is that you Brits actually believe this. Yes, it was all over your national sports press to prop up Sir Lewis. But I'd expect you guys to have at least a basic level of critical thinking ability and awareness of media-bias. (Then again, your fucking press also fooled you idiots into voting for Brexit.)
>>150491998Oh the cope.
>>150492063Careful, he might be jewish, and you're insulting him online. That results in jail time in Germany.
>>150492025i dont remember that, of china i only remember alonso on fire and hamiltona, and i think oscar won
>>150491998>George Russell, Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris and Esteban OconKek. Those are the ones that he'd most definitely be better than.
>>150492106not anymore, the new left hates Jews :-)
>>150492108Incorrect.
>>150487252How can you hit the wall at 18?
>>150492108This anon knows.
Tsu would be getting regular P7-10 if he stayed in VisaRossoBulls.
>>150492106>That results in jail time in Germany.It doesn't. You can insult whomever you like. Well, if it's policemen or judges while in their official capacity, that might land you in some legal trouble. But even then, the worst you'd get is a somewhat hefty fine.
>>150492063Most people believe that Ferrari was the faster car at the start of the season.
of beraman i only remember the 10 grid penals that he will get from time to time, in monaco you could argue agaisnt the penal, but in the uk he should have been black flagged >>150492154slut
>>150492201are these people with us in the room right now?
remember guys, F2 cars are memes and Bortoleto and Hadjar are only leading because they have better equipment, Antonelli and Bearman are the real stars>t. everyone in 2024
>>150492154She's white.
RB21 smell BAD!P-U!
>>150491454Must have been why they won the wcc
>>150492063maybe critical thinking means something besides "i believe random schizo theories i read online" like the schizo leaf who would claim the earth is flat if the WEF claimed the opposite
>>150492251*brazilian
>>150492331the mclaren almost lost he wcc las year to the ferrari
>>150492331They didn't because their drivers weren't as good.
>>150492390yeah, bottas was SO good in 2018
>>150492348>critical thinking>chatGPT screenshot?????????
>>150492438He only finished 4 points off Kimi and would have been ahead of him if his tyre didn't blow out in Baku.
can someone please link that norf/greggs assetto corsa track? I really wanna try it
>>150491759for example, austria, alonso played with borto, the way he played with the blue flags, he way he took the drs before t3 and was already in front at the exit of the corner, normal people manage to get side by side and pass with drs, but alonso had the move done before opening drs
>>150492348@Grok is this true?
>>150492488>ifnog gonna argue against your fantasies, lad
Who has impressed you the most /f1/?>HADor>BOR
>want to watch quali>overtakefans have uploaded fp3 instead of qualireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>150492710https://watchf1full.com/qualifying-f1-2025-dutch-grand-prix-august-29-2025_7449b8987.html
>>150492764
>my girl Gademan won Prepare for a VER HUL STR podium tomorrow.
>>150492201>Most peopleIn your social circles, maybe.
>>150491857saar
>jewman>midnah, he is worse
>>150492680had, i already knew that soldado de alonso was great
>>150491857Colapinto
>>150492912Sainz was always mid but early on has built a reputation of being a hard worker and knowing his stuff with engineers so he was signed to McLaren and Ferrari despite not really doing much impressive things against his teammates.Even thought Leclerc was clearly the better driver Sainz had phases where he was close or better he remained highly rated and would have been the better choice over the washed carbabby.
>>150492999colapiss is the worst driver on the grid
>>150493049To be fair>TEAM>Alpine
>>150493013question was for this yearhe is The Mid so far
>>150493088was mid, is mid, will forever be mid
>>150492496it should be in the /f1/ essentials paste but I can't be arsed to look if it's actually there so here's a catbox link with itfiles.catbox.moe (forward slash) 5rquei.zip
gaslys best race was spain, he put the car in q3, at that race the car was q3 worthly, he had other q3 entries where the car was hardly a q2 car, but the impressive thing was the race, i was looking at the times, comparing them to alonso, and i was 100% sure that alonso was winning, its true that he was lucky wih the sc, but still the degradation the alpine had tha race was horribleother than that he had a few great qualies, but a very average season, he even was behind franco in 2 races>>150493049yeah, this pos makes no sense, he is having a bad season, 100%, but he outdrove gasly twice so far, in last race, iirc, when he had 2 +8 sec pitstops,adn in imola? spain? i dont recall, a race where he was close to the points and i posted about it, but the degradation in the alpine was horrible, so he had to pi early and had traffic, canada i hink it was, gasly was even given team orders there
>>150493135saar won 4 races with Ferrarilook how he finished his seasons in F1, 5th and 6th is not mid
>>150492464ah yes i forgot the schizo mantra, discredit all publicly available information from any and all sources that contradicts with my schizo theory, that's what critical thinking means.
can you post the screenshot of gpt saying that kimi broke the sound barrier in the early 00s in a f1?
>>150493423Yes. Yes, I can.
>>150493488why would kimi do that?
>>150493537spite
>>150487012how good are gag reflexes of female racecar drivers?
>>150493488>ssentials paste but I can't be arsed toFull text please. I want to know what it was that those extreme aerodynamic conditions created.
>thing is bad because it can produce bad results with bad inputs therefore i will discredit all results from thingwhy do midwits always expose themselves with AI? as long as you understand the categorical ways it fucks up, it's great and i use it every single day from today till i die.
>>150493488You could get it to say anything depending on how you phrase the question.>In what race did sir Lewis Hamilton expose himself as the ultimate carbabby and a fraud?
sometimes a photographer manages to frame a current f1 car in a way that I don't go 'remove this abomination from my sight'
>>150493143FUACK
>>150493686maybe a year ago back when it was trying to feed people small rocks. chatgpt BTFO's that question easily now.
>>150493488VERY fast gimi driving at incredible hihg speed!
>>150493488Bring back V10s
>>150493717now go and find the soaphfia's tits easter edd somewhere on the course
>>150493833>distorts space-time in your path
>>150493819this is why we use Grok
nando a kwab
>>150492438to be fair bottob did get cucked out of 3 near certain wins that year
>>150493991holy wall of text, where's the emoji summary?
>>150493991>DarkkMAGA
I'm calling it now. Hueanon was using grip cheats for his Strawschleife run. Ain't no way that's legit.
>>150493915Bring back bad reliability
Which F1 driver was it that cheated in a sim race?
>>150494416idk, but maxs team cheated once by not wearing pants
>>150494416daniel abt wishes he was an f1 pilotimagine getting sacked because you couldn't be fucked doing a playstation f meme race and used a ring in
>>150494456Nah, I remember some forum drama where a F1 or maybe GP2 driver cheated to get the fastest lap in a track.
just remembered the supercars virtual series where the poopercars grid all had to take part in and amx and goblando raced with them. amx was respected but goblando was bullied and rekt by the big mean bogancar racists
>maybe Zandvoort will get Indycar/NASCAR in the future instead!fat chance that's happening to be honest, as cool as it would benascar would need a ton of money from the track/sponsor to haul everything over, and indycar is allergic to good ideas that don't take 10 years to assemble
>>150494416not sure but I bet they were brazilian
>>150494416
>>150494456>daniel abt wishes he was an f1 pilot
>>150493717what's your fastest lap so far?
>>150485357don't pierce me with those ahah
>>150494650>>150494733let us all not do thisthanks hansthans
>>150494905they arent that pointybut now that i notice, weird that she doesnt have them pierced, or that she doesnt have any tattoo
>>150493488Based. How long ago is this from?
>>150495112How would you pierce a blade?
>>150485357those aren't real wolverine claws. you can see in her left hand that they're actually props attached to her index and pinkie fingers. also, I like her nipples.
>>15049520318-12-24>>150495242i was talking about those magnificent tits
>>150493488>>150495282>sovl completely gone
>>1504949021.20. I dunno how to setup the car to make it faster
>ai threadshant
>>150485221It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EafHhXlNiqA
>>150494456>daniel abt wishes he was an f1 pilotas opposed to all of us here sitting in their parents' house at 30 years old on Saturday evening
>rpm has deleted posts on patreon, and all that's left are posts that are locked behind giving him moneyOh, it's over. He can't complain verstappen winning all the time, and he's now run out of content.Rip.
>>150495611He can still complain about Stroll.
>>150495634I do that for free.
>>150495462>parents own a houseI wish.>30 years oldI wish.
>>150495611amazing how much of a little whore he iswhat ever happened to screaming into the internet void for the love of the game?I do it
"""President""" Trump is dead!
>watch movie>mfw car chase>mfw F1 is also just car chase>mfw
>>150495842Soon, anon, soon.
>>150495878fun fact: "anon" is an archaic word meaning "soon"
>>150495820>screaming>I do itMore like drunkenly slurring.
>>150495953>tf>tpyou are traitor, comrade
>>150495912fun fact: "lol" is a dutch word meaning "fun"
>>150495988that IS fun (lol)! thanks
>>150495368pretty good more downforce less tyre pressure t.engineer (not)
>>150495611
>>150495368use this to adjust the tyre pressurehttps://www.overtake.gg/downloads/protyres.14030/
>>150495842Source?
>>150496139Tried that but still can't take corners as fast as Hueanon without understeering off track. I never see people 5 seconds faster than me, even on Nordschleife. Just saying...
>>1504963915s on an 1.20 lap isn't actually that strangeits sounds silly but youre probably throwing away assloads of time without knowing
fun fact: mclel started saying papaya because pozfags get too triggered by the word orange because of drumpf
>>150496528>5s on an 1.20 lap isn't actually that strangelol yes it is, what are you drinking lad
f1 is starting to bore me ladshow do I rekindle my interest in the sport?
>>150496661Stop watching it until you get withdrawals and then come back.
>>150496661>>150496718there are too many racesit should be no more than 20 and especially no sprints
>>150496045LOL
>>150496777dood
>>150496840I'm consooming an unholy mix of 2 year old homemade cider that has gone sour with gin (gin is Max Verstappens favourite drink, and he is an F1 driver jannies so suck it) LOL
>>150496993he's got ass sucking lips alright
>>150497017>he's got ass sucking lips alrightHe doesn't. Just Albon.
>>150497063Let me make myself clear. He's got ass sucking lips.
>>150496727Eight races a year is optimal. You know I'm right. People who want more are faggots. You're not a faggot, are you?
>>150496391I did the 1:17 on the leaderboard but I've managed a mid 1:16 since, set up really made a huge difference with a lot of trial and errorI don't think a 1:15.9 is that suspicious, but it is impressive
>>150497101No. He is innocent.
>>150497280No. He is innocent.
>>150497296Glad we agree.
>>150497320My favourite Schnitzel place in Germsmany closed and it's your fault. We NEED a German Grand Prix but it's not going to happen if you neglect your Schnitzels.
>>150497464Schnitzel is overrated.Try Maultaschen.
Lando is slowly losing this title because Oscar is just too good
>>150497595Fat Brown will sabotage PS3 to favor his gayboy
>>150497645Good. Blatant sabotage would be the best storyline
2pm British time is the only time races should startAny races held in other countries should adjust their schedule accordingly to suit this
I won't be happy with a Piastri win unless that pommie poof Norris crashes out
>>150497508Fuck you. And I will.
Stroll tried to retire in 2023 and 2024. Lawrence didn't let him>Reginaldo Leme (TV Globo pundit) just revealed live on Band (F1 broadcaster in Brazil) that Lance Stroll tried to leave F1 in two opportunities.>Stroll asked to retire in 2023 and 2024. I got this on my recent trip to Spa Francorchamps. But his dad didn't let him.WE COULD HAVE A PROPER DRIVE ON THE ASTON
>>150498291If that's true, then I actually feel bad for Lance.
>>150498291all he has to do is not show up. what's old man strulovich going to do? drag him kicking and screaming from his bed into the garage and force him in the car?
>>150498455>Half awake Lance in the back seat holding a barely packed backpack being driven to the circuit
>>150498291Is the guy making those claims any amount of legit?
>>150498291Get in the car, shinji
Gimi
I love Glock
>>150498571dude has been following F1 for the last 50 years and have access to the higher ups, he is old but he's legit
>>150498291>ywn have a father forcing you to VROOM
Honestly, between strlol and kwablonso, I'd pick strlol. The worst about him is that he's slow, whereas kwablonso is actively making the car worse
>>150498291I've been thinking this. It's not Lance, it's Lawrence. He wants a title in the family, and Lance is the only chance he's gonna get in his lifetime.
>>150498291based larry tbdesu
Looking back at the races so far, I'd have to say that on the net 2025 F1 has been a drain on my happiness. Anything to convince me to watch the rest of this dismal season?
>>150499641lily zneimer losing her shit and doing a nudie run through the paddock when oscar wins the wdc
remember this event? how differently did you think the year would play out back then?
>>150499721the blackface seems a little bit uncalled for
>>150499721Chuck's face says it all really.
>>150499721I still can't believe they actually dropped a Mike Krack joke in that
>>150499721didn't watch itonly want to know what knickers the women were wearing
>>150499721Is Lawrence gay?
>>150499721It still makes me angry.
>>150499994Why?
>>150499886nobody even knows his exact ethnicity. is he a saar or zwarte piet?
>>150500017It was stupid and trashy.
>>150500065It was kino.
>>150500124lying is bad.
I forgot Formula 1 existed again this weekend because I was busy tearing apart my house, did it rain in the last two days?
I’m sorry guys. I will be a good boy from now on.gimi
>>150500372sure thing
>>150500242>did it rainyessomewhereprobably
it’s raining here, which is odd because it NEVER rains in the desert
>>150500521maybe you're not in a desert thenhave you thought about that? F1 related because F1 shouldnt have grand prixxes in deserts
>>150500242No.
>>150500540The deserts have good tracks.
>>150500564not possible, tracks in deserts cannot be good
>>150500587They have already proven they can.
>>150500540>tfw i live in the Grand Canyon outskirts, aka its butt crack in a century old farm housebut rain is good, it was damn near 47C this summer
>>150500612maybe tracks in deserts not in the middle east
>>150500629The middle east has Sakhir.
>>150500659The Middle East beats women. Grim.
Let me rephrase that, the Middle East beats up their women if they haram.
>>150500671>>150500696Where is the middle east anyway? Any middle eastern drivers besides Sainz?
>>150500710Spain is in the west.
>>150500722that's nice sweaty but we're talking about Sainz right now
>>150500626That’s because it was 47°C, we Arizonaians suffer.
>>150500737Sainz is from Spain.
>>150500710N… no not really
the rain in spain falls mostly on the plain
>>150500771Can a Spanishposter ITT confirm this?
>>150500810Isn't Sainz the kid that died on Alonso's karting track?
>>150490848nyo
>>150496652>lol yes it isnopeif you play racing games and look at leaderboards a pro level driver can easily pull thative seen a pro driver pull 2s on a 40s kart track on a 99th percentile driver. we joke but theres a reason why these guys get paid the big bucks and when we see a 0.9s gap over a near 2 min track and shit on the driver we cant appreciate it if we pretend we wouldnt be 12s slower
>>150500840No that was someone else
>>150500762Lol just go swim in the lagoon you silly
>>150493701So basically like the top-down selfie angle fat women use to look not fat.
>>150501004I didn't know any other F1 driver had an karting track.
>>150498291ikari shinjew
>>150501026There’s no lagoons here in Arizona, and even if there was, the hot sun would have dried it up by now.
>>150500771sainz is from the aryan part of india
>>150501225that doesn't really narrow it down
>>150500458>"I bless the rains down in Africa.">t. Toto
>polemore like pole smokerlmaofaggot
>>150493701>halo>sensor on the bonnet>five or more hp logos>no tobacco adremove this abomination from my sight
>medshitters thought kwablonso would be on pole
>>150501244
tune into turn 1 today
>>150501328NO!
This shit's so boring brehs
>>150501328
>>150501328Hadjar will crash into him.
>>150501380He's crashing into Albon right now if you know what I'm typing
>>150498291Then sell the team to the Saudi's then. You're gonna sell the team eventually. It just goes to show Lance can't think for himself because he still needs his daddy's input
>>150501486good idea abdul
>>150498350>same dude that revealed Singaporegate in 2008Reginaldo has more time covering F1 than all of us combined. Guy is a personal friend of Nelson Piquet, hung out with Senna, Bernie Ecclestone, Jackie Stewart and many more
>>150501445He most probably isn't even in Zandvoort, anon.
>>150501543>Reginaldo has more time covering F1 than all of us combined.Maybe. But he can only cover it because all of us did the job of discovering it before.
LOL this .gif is so funny
>>150501553How do you know?
>>150501601
>>150501601EPIC WIN
chuck's IQ and edd's weight in kg are the same number
yeah I'm smelling a cheeky ferrari p6-7 today
I’m gonna say the N word.
>>150502016big boys post that word
>>150502054*ahem*NETHERLANDS
>>150502066awww heeelll naaaw
>>150501652No need to know anything with certainty to call it probable. I just needed to ask myself whether she'd have anything better to do. And the answer's yes.
>>150501591Top tier Alemannian zinger.
>>150501601there are so many fans who've never watched a malaysia race
mrs. chuck posted a video of leo eating dog ice cream. in order to post it as webm I first need to reduce the file size a lot so it will take time
>>150502122is it made out of real dogs?
>>150502122Bro, it takes like a minute to reduce the size of a video
>>150502122thank you for your service
>>150502188I'm not posting it until race
>>150502184yest. dog mince factory line worker
>>150491059That merc was the most dominant car of all time in the early turbo Era. Hamilton list to button (a pretty average driver). He lost to rosberg AND Russell. Twice. Lolgoat
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>150491286Fpbp
>ynr hamilton will never win anything again posting
>>150491454No. The merc was the best by far.
>isack bodium>tsu on suicide watch
>>150502494>tfw jinxed and he wins tomorrow>tfw dubs confirm
>>150502479
Oh my fucking god… I can’t believe it… it’s…>>150502188>>150502184>>150502162CUM :D
>>150502931that’s MUC you idiot
>>150503016He put it in front of a mirror though
>>150503014>>150503014>>150503014
>>150503115Stop making off-topic threads.
>>150502121what does sticky feel like?
>>150503334Look, I’m sorry ok, I just am. Now shut up.
>>150496993He's cute
>>150504157quite sticky
