First for Johnny
it's a huge day for /hoc/
>>150487135Let's see, psychiatric hospital or canada? Don't rush me I'm still deciding.
>>150487183Why
my teams rookie is really going to make a difference this year. I think he has potential.
>Laughton revealed why he might have had a very slow start and it all has to do with the whirlwind of an environment change.>"It was hard. Definitely a change," Laughton explained. "When you're with one team for that long, you get to know everyone. You build those relationships, and that's probably the toughest part is leaving those relationships.">"Just getting to know the staff here and the guys around the rink. It's been awesome and to get that comfortability again and to know where you're going and finding your way around the rink, it's something small but it's pretty big when you get to a new team. The new routines and the way a team does things. It was a big change for me and my family."Were so so back laughton bros
>>150487268Get your prescription for antipsychotics first and then get it filled here
who'll be the first coach to get fired this year?
>>150487527did the leafs really waste a second round pick on this plug?
>>150487527Eh my boy Scott Laughton... He just needs some time...
>>150487579me
>>150487579MSL
>>150487132no one gave this much of a shit when elvis died
I am a nice boy in hockey is a nice
>>150487854Gary experimenting with AI interns
>>150487579My Ragsies have been trying to hire Mike Sullivan for about ten years!
>>150487763Elvis is still alive retard
chl>nhl
picked up wendys breakfast for work
>>150488462Don’t recall asking
>>150488462I hope you shit your pants
>>150488486
>>150488462coincidence I just dusted off a double burger and medium fries
>>150488529What a lad. Surely the Flames got a good return for him, no?
>>150488486we ask here retard KWAB
>>150488462based I need to use the rest of my coupons
>>150488529Another fight after a clean hit. What a pathetic retard
>>150489068McDavid in the NFL? Holy smokes! Is he the new Tom Brady?
>>150489068>Edmonton killed his passion for hockey so badly he's changing sportsWhat a way to end a career...
>>150489068He'll be a kicker and be the only player to win the scoring title in two major leagues
sharks ice girl WILL be mine
>>150489068this guy hasnt skated a day in his life
>>150488723>screen'd by his own 10 mil d-man
>>150489571he's right thoughbeit
>>150488800Retard
>ey'I am a'nice 'aboy, pasta fazool!!!
>>150489542Hockey is a very nice boy sport and very nice boys play it
>>150489696GOALie bro. You have to play goal
>>150489095
>>150489738we do NOT sign our posts here
>>150489873You think you have the power and influence?
*in a gay whiney faggot voice*You think you have the power and influence?
>>150489729you would believe some sunbelt cantskate opinion
>>150489542Pretty boring
>>150490110Looks like a New York Islanders branded whore, and they could have gone way slutier
>>150489571looks like nerd kris letang
>>150490147Ok faygh
>>150489960I could pick you up and toss you across the room
>>150490260I'd tie your shoelaces together and tip you like a canoe pal
My Labubu’s just came in the mail I’ll brb
*in a feminine high pitched squeal*I could pick you up and toss you across the room
>>150490110You don’t understand. We locked eyes. She will be mine.
>>150490363Numale
What did Henrik say to her?
Hockey players often use skates
/hoc/ sucks right now i'm gonna play dota
>>150490663dota sucks
>>150487268let's be roommates in the psychward together
>>150490733fine i'll play the gears remaster instead
>>150487579monty for alcoholism
>>150490796baddass
>>150487135We should drive the fine people of this region across the border Mariel Boatlift style
you guys watching euro puck? belfast giants vs ilves about to start
>>150490663All the good posters are on the /v/ thread currently.
>>150491174No I didn’t lose on 4/17/22
>>150490663hop on deadlock
>>150487579Gotta be Patrick Roy unless he pulls the goalie with 7 minutes left in the first game of the season while down 2 goals and it somehow actually works out.It’s insane how that workers literally that one time when he was coaching the Avs and coaches all across the league started pulling their goalie with like 3 or even 4 minutes left sometimes even down just 1 goal.
>>150491685 ....didn't Towa remind fans not to say TMT anymore?
>>150488020correct
>>150489068Connor McDavid is going to leave the Oilers and Comcast Spectacor will bust open that wallet and sign him.McDavid WILL be a Flyer!!
>>150491685Darche has put the team on a pseudo rebuild schedule of 2 years - all but 9 players have 2 years or less on their contracts and they just loaded up on quality prospects this year, so I think Roy will stick around for at least 2 more full season plus the isles are still paying Lambert for another few years so they don’t really want two benched head coaches receiving salaries.Roy certainly did not improve the team last year but they had a ton of injuries (top 5 d-men out all at once, for example) and several other players that weren’t being professionals e.g.: Duclaire clearly was phoning it in which is why Roy rightfully called him out (yet white knight fans criticized this when Duclaire was objectively god awful as Roy declared). Roy will be gone in two years unless the team has surprise success during that period.Senility driven contract for Engvall is mitigated by throwing him in the AHL. Duclaire will probably be tradable at some point this season if not looking for anything significant in return. Right handed D are relatively scarce so Mayfield should be traded at some point as well. I don’t think Schaefer should play in the nhl this season but he probably will. Several new young guys that could potentially be big contributors - Shabanov, Heineman, Ritchie. I expect further improvement out of Sippycup and Homstrom.The aging Lee, Palms and Pageau are still all putting up decent points yet the low iq fan wants them all traded. Barzal should be traded if they can get a quality return for him; he is no star and can’t stay healthy. Watching him play would be hilarious if he wasn’t our highest paid player - just skates in circles then drops the puck off to a dman
>>150492406https://streamable.com/j4n218
>>150492301McDavid will end up in Florida or Vegas
>>150492430Sorry, let me fix that:Lol trb am I right?
>>150492406oh
>>150492435NOPE. the Flyers have to ownership, money, caps space, need and market for McDavid.Panthers and Vegas will have Cap issue over the next four years and will need to trade a couple players that NO ONE wants.The only two other teams that could sign him are the Canadians and Kings but both will have roster issues while the Flyers need a better first line but already have the grinders on the team.
>>150492406>Mayfieldunironically will somehow get a great return
>>150487579Hiller for sure
>>150492657>this level of cope and delusioncmtsu
Yes today's important because it's another day that Can'tnada hasn't won the Stanley Cup
canada is the jamiroquai of hockey
>JAMIROQUAI
>>150492657You're a special level of retard to think a team like the Flyers that hasn't made the playoffs in 5 years and hasn't made the playoffs in back to back years since 2011 and 2012 is appealing to McDavid.Florida's only real roster problem in the next 3 years is Bob needing a new contract, which will probably be cheaper than what he makes now.Habs are also far more appealing since McDavid refuses to play for a team that doesn't have an elite puck mover (Hutson vs literally who on Philly)
>best selling funk album in history
>>150493169Who is the Nelly Furtado of the NHL?
>>150493255Nelly FatLardo? Gotta be Keith Tkachuk
>>150493255Pick any of the 7 Canadian teams
>>150493255isles
ilvesbros...
>>150493255All Good Things, Say it Right, Maneater are all great songs.
>>150493523my retarded lynxies......
>>150492406The problem is that they should've started this after 2023 losing to the Hurricanes instead of losing a lot in 2024-25. The only reason lou still had a job was because of how abhorrent the metro is
>>150492697Given how retarded NHL general managers are, the Islanders not selling high on Mayfield after Chiarot fetched a 1st rounder is retarded.
McDavid signs with kongs. Herds of drunk soilers retards flood the roads hunting for him. He won't last a week.
>>150492657Philly is a hot mess who doesn't spend money but gives fans the illusion that they give a shit.
Took a very relaxing marner. Now it's time to lift
wordle in 5. failed connections got tunnelvision
>>150493563Ok but she didn’t have to eat the royalties
>>150493797that's way too expensive
>>150493940please leave our thread
>>150493797what the actual absolute fuck
>>150494149>>150493859You retards can’t spot AI?
>>150486437I always use the correct name in filenames of sluts when I'm able too.
>>150493797absolute nightmare fuel
>>150494169the 15000$ parking spot had me going
it doesnt accept players who played on an old team that relocated. if you put in bobby hull, because he played on the original winnipeg jets and the chicago blackhawks, it considers that wrong. if you put in marian hossa because he played on the thrashers and blackhawks it considers that wrong. there are only 2 correct players for the jets/blackhawks square as far as i know, andrew ladd or dustin byfuglein.
>>150494569>if you put in marian hossa because he played on the thrashers and blackhawks it considers that wrong.That's retarded
>>150494569>>150494691You numales still doing these things 3 years later
>>150494727we like hockeybetter than being madgo blues
damn ilves busting open the game
>>150494727you havent even finished one in that time lmao
>>150494569>>150494691I'm pretty sure that wasn't the case when they launched it.
>>150494775Retard>>150494821I’m not a numale like you
>>150494727I've never done one.>>150494834Probably fucked shit up with the Arizona-Utah situation.
>>150494842sir this is a wendy's
>>150494899get off /hoc/ and make my baconator already
>>150494569Marko Dano should work
>>150494899Cope
>>150494966i don't cope
>>150494899What’s the best flavor of frostys?
Our turn to make a run for the cup
>>150495011Frosty is choco only. Everything else is woke NuFrosty
For me its frosters
>>150495016Don't lump my habs in with your shit team
My Team Canada <3
Many hockey players use sticksTRUE
>>150495041We are natural frens, pal
>>150495027Thanks for the advice
wow that eisbaren guy got fucking rocked and there wasnt even a penalty. that would have been a 5 minute penalty and a major in garys numale soi league.
>>150495136Why isn’t my rat happy?
>>150495292Wasn't allowed to injure anyone
>>150493662That roster is so bad I'm surprised they even got Rick Tocchet to coach them. Looked like a David Quinn job to me
klagenfurt 36 seconds away from the upset
solid performance from the austrian team
>>150495348I got drafted by Philly in be a pro and considered virtual suicide, but I stuck with it, netting ~120 points on 80 goals. I still couldn’t carry the team past the first round.
>>150495397thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>150495465thoughts on an idiot?
>>150495465Haha trb amiright?
My retarded lynxsies won :DDDD
Drinking beer on Saturday night bros.
>>150487132had to do that under big stealth but as a 6'4" 350lb black man it was hard
>>150495601Based save some for me
>>150495661They look dead
>>150495292because now everybody knows he's shorter than bedard
>>150495497haha yeah
>>150495136The sledge guys upper body mogs the NHLers pretty bad. Must be because the NHLers only do faggot shit like golf in their free time while the sledge guys are in the gym.
>>150495756I bet some of them can bench 3pl8 and OHP 2pl8
>>150495136binnington should have been laying on his side on the grass in front
you know he's just told a cheeky joke
>>150495756some of the sledge guys have pretty bad leg game though
bud + 1 = trb
>>150495701True. and inside? They both are.
Someone should check on Britney Spears. I've heard that her loneliness is killing her.
>>150495136>some with both hands in pockets>some with 1 hand in pocket>others with hands clasped over groin>marchand with no hands in pocketswhat is the best stance?
The boys were calling me cale makar last game. Thinking they were being a little sarcastic
>>150496083I like hands over crotch
>>150496111They just recognized that you're shit without MacKinnon to carry you
>>150495928just like my penguins
>>150496113it's classy but you have to do it right otherwise you just look like you're grabbing it full on
>>150495911>no, really, I like women. See? I just got married
>>150495983Haha trb yes!
>>150496113No, make diamond with thumbs and index fingers around the crotch
>>150496251thoughts on bud's victory over trb?
>>150496232He still has bud sex with Crosby
>>150496271ah yes, the "is open for business" stance
>>150496290>bud sexreminds me of what trb experienced on 04/17/2022
>>150496273Haha so funny and clever. Trb!
>>150496316Trb joke so fun
>>150496111Cale is still elite but he’s no longer the best defenseman. I regret not joining a frat so much. I’d have lifelong friends and a better career
>>150496316Bud is a good catholic boy. He’s saving himself for marriage
>>150496355i tried to join a few but got filtered at the informal rushes
>>150496388that kid has never even kissed a woman. prolly never will kwab
>>150496320>>150496353seething
>>150496388.. yeah.. thats the reason
>>150496559cope noel gives him attention on xitter he doesn't need more than that
>>150496613Haha post trb again!
xie is absolute boilin'
>>150496726many such cases
I think my flames will win 1 round in the playoffs minimum
>>150496624no she doesn't she didn't even acknowledge his cumstained bed OR the JVOEL cake kek
>>1504973032022 will commence again
hearing the flames will be moved to arizona
>>150495911Is that Connor McDavid? He looks like he has AIDS, all hollow and shit.
>>150497467Hearing the flames suck
>>150497768he actually does look kind of hollow
>Insider: Marnerjeet required fulltime security post-elimination. Seems everybody wanted that twink's boipucci.
>>150497949just like my islanders
>>150497846Femcels won
>>150497846
>>150495136Team of rapists
Flames need to sign Wolf to a long term contract right now before he's worth more than the team.
How bout another joke Moore-y?
>>150498324The hit wasn't even that bad
>>150498063>i got other plans for wolf
>May 2024>"Obviously we're looked upon as kind of gods here (in Toronto), to be honest.">August 2025>waaaahhhhh the Toronto fanbase is so toxic
>>150498324
>>150498063Flames are total fucking retards though
>>1504983862024>What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?2025>What are you doing? What are you doing!? Fool! Stop!
>>150498375and he already answered the bell for itthe code never meant anything
>>150498063How much are you prepared to pay him over 8 years?
>>15049863267.5
>>150498447No intelligence in those eyes. Only violence.>>150498604kek
>>150497949just like my oilers
>>150498662Is Calgary fucking broke or something? LOL
>>150498662Seems reasonable.
>>150498770They spent all their money developing a newfangled "running water" thing last summer
>mfw i vetoed the robertson trade to the flames>mfw i send andersson to dallas>mfw i send wolf to a california team
>>150498770he's a goalie, he's got 0 or 14 years left
>>150498840have they begun showering again?
>>150498861florida's going to need a new goalie in a few years
>>150498889Yes but they haven't advanced to a sewage system yet so there's just pools of filthy water everywhere
>>150498916awawawa?
>>150498937>Canadian>weebThis happens all too often and this is why you never win a cup
>>150498916true, wolf prime candidate for them too
>>150498937No, NO! Get OUTTA HERE with that!
Who's going to the oasis concert tomorrow?
>>150499150definitely maybe
>>150499098>>150499126wrong nigga
>>150499454I told /hoc/ McDavid was going to Florida
>>150493255I love Fartnado.
Leon brought Connor on his honeymoon. Connor is going to take Leon's big paddle
>>150499638>>150499743
>>150498063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESRBoRwlvU
>>150499488I told /hoc/ Crosby is going to Colorado
>>150499791But that makes no sense
>>150499894They've needed a 2C ever since Kadri left. That's part of the reason why they get toasted in the first rwo rounds each year
>>150499791colourado*
>>150499916>2Cbah gawd that's barzal's music!!
>>150499903This is only a feel during the off season.
>>150499919i thought your school said it didnt matter?
>>150500291i didn't go to schoolthey implanted a chip in my brain instead
>>150500291Get a life man
dammit, I need some hockey man. this summer shit sucks. I've done the vacation thing, and the kids are back in school, I just need some PUCK!!!
>>150500514>i didn't go to schoolMost believable /hoc/ post
>>150500542Imagine getting this upset at someone on /hoc/
>>150499903>Janny working overtimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrcemZpOmpI
>>150500741learn a skill
Many hockey players play on ice
https://youtu.be/8Q7jdWiYsUs
>>150500937Imagine making a one off comment when youre drunk and then completely forgetting both it and the comment it was replying to and then coming back 2 days later to /hoc/ and the first thing you see is some schizo accusing another anon of making the post you made that you had already completely forgot about. People in this thread are fucked up and desperately need friends and a life because this isnt it.
>>150501191Imagine checking up on a comment you left two days ago and are so desperate to know the result of what you posted from people that you think are losers and need to have a life
>>150501227I'd make a comment about how you misunderstood my post but retards misinterpreting things is the absolute norm here.
>>150501191you a dumbass if you think i'm gonna read all that
>>150501251Imagine replying to a retard and arguing about misunderstandings with said retard and misinterpreting, and then knowing that misinterpretation was a normal here
>>150501191>>150501251THE CANADIAN SCHIZO IS STARTING TO SPERG OUT!! EVERYONE DUCK FOR COVER
>american cuck jumps to his canadian boyfriends defenceLike clockwork
>>150501339I'm sensing some jealousy
holy fcking shit. my tmost apologies. coldn't imagine a silly comment wold end up like this
time to get chinese food and then watch some nhl top 10s before bed
>>150501540HELLO SAR R U USING SPELLCHECK TODAY??
For me? It’s my Carolina Hurricanes.
>>150501574eat rock candy
>>150501567get some fried rice
>>150501574EAT COCK RANDY
thoughbeit
XCOM is breddy good, lads
>>150501819that 2K games spyware is not
>>150501819comic certainly has its moments
im watching a horror movie rnim scared
>>150502671stay strong bro. I hate horror movies
>>150502689it was recommended to me by a syrian priest he said it was the most realistic demon movie ever and i cant even
>>150502784Lmao it doesn't even look like Connor. Is this what happens when you hire jeets?
/hoc/ is by far the worst thread on all the chins
>>150502818>>150502818Saar, game made in Vancouver saar, many Canucks fans! We did needful and removed Xbone and PS4 versions to tighten up the graphics saar
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>150502818Looks more like Viktor Arvidsson. The cricket saars who work in EA Vancouver probably mixed them together.
>>150501819I'm playing Unicorn Overlordhaving a blast
>>150502890/mu/ has worse generals
>>150502890It's not our fault we're cursed with canadians
>>150503225
What NHL team will sign Evgeny Kuznetsov? His agent said he (the agent) had decided he (Cokenetzov) was going to play in North America this coming season and that he'd talked to several teams, and that was two months ago.
>>150503250
>>150503225the calgary flames are americas team thoughbeit
>>150503277Dunno but Kaprizov will be and islander by this time next year
>>150503300time is money
>>150503310nah they're just some shitty canadian team like the rest of them
>>150503277At the start of the summer I heard he wanted to play for the Habs, but the Habs said no. Didn't hear anything else after that
>>150503379Even Wolf is trying to get off of that shitty team LOL
>>150503398retard
Also hearin the Habs are gonna trade Price soon
>>150503503Lewd
>>150503379Sounds reasonable from both sides. The Canadiens are in need of middle 6 centers, personally I don't think Newhook is the answer and Dach is gonna have to prove that he can stay injury free and be somewhat productive. But I understand why their management might think Kuznetsov wouldn't be a good role model for their young players, Demidov in particular.
>>150503559Yea I don't think they want Demidov snorting coke
>>150503521To a methodone clinic?
>>150503593No, I wouldn't think so.
>>150503645
I can’t stop farting lads
>>150503673Jen
>rags
>>150503645Probably some shit team with a ton of capspace like the sharks or ducks
>>150487091Lmao that coke head took lots of pistols in his mouth
>>150503848>*honk honk*>Canadian libshit immediately has a PTSD attack
>>150503848Imagine knowing how many pistols Theo took in his mouth
Gary should bring back the roller hockey league
>>150503990He took mine a few times because he didn't have enough money to buy his coke
hell i'd pay to watch the practices at this point
>>150504097same. i'm currently watching college football with my dad it's boring
>>150504038voodoo is no joke
>>150504123i always get really scared when the njd fans try to summon the jersey devil on the powerplay
takagi san
just had cookies and a glass of milk go flames
>>150504123I've heard repeatedly that goaltending is voodoo
>>150504330are you santa?
>>150504330i've got an oh henry ready to go
>>150504346n-no>>150504379candy bars rule
>>150504330I have become lactose intolerant. If I drink a bunch of milk I now get the liquid Marners
>>150504706milk bigot!
>>150504706anon I'm afraid that means you aren't white and for this reason: we're letting you go
>>150504804We don't discriminate based on skin colour here on /hoc/.
>>150504897Source?
>>150504706>I have become lactose intolerant
>>150505091The High Council.
>>150504706>liquid MarnerAh the Skinners
Listening to meshuggah bros
>>150505417Didn’t ask (:
>>150505430Don’t care (:
>>150505453Snarkyjays tits looked great today
>>150505430>>150505453:)
>>150505453Retard
Elbows down tusks down
tusks down ass up
marner was stalked bro's that is NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!! and we don't call those that here now
>>150505417>name your band Meshuggah>every song goes "chugga chugga chugga"Like pottery
not in the mood to play my game might logout
we do call those that here
I knew the nucks were gonna lose game 7 against the bruins when I saw the nuck goalie was a southern italian
laffs subreddit is a fun read
>>150505788It's crazy cause I didn't ask
>>150506108
>>150505999Ok? What player?
>>150498889We use the water for drinking
Surprise liquid Marner, wondering what I ate that did it. Not something that usually happens to me.
>>150506474surprise what
>>150506693My last Marner I took a couple of hours ago was heavy and loose.
>>150506706spent a lot of time in the bathroom eh? reading your gay smut i reckon.
why has there been virtually no efforts at all by gary to grow the game™ to the white man of utah this off season?
>>150506875their coo died
>>150506875Mormons are to busy soaking to watch hockey
McDavid certainly reads and definitely thinks. He is a thinking man. Here he is with Stephen.
Stephen is a 28 year old fat dago not a little kid
>>150507235Oh my god really?! I never knew that!
>>150507225You really think that McDavid can read and think like 95% of us? Thats crazy dude
>>150507225mdavid has an erection here
>>150507358Lurk moar then
i could not get through september without a battle
>>150507412based. are you a mount eerie fan? i couldn't get into it back in the day but maybe i should revisit it
>OJHL preseason game>3rd period not even playedWe’re so fucking back
>>150507419Yah, I mostly just listen to the glow part 2. I should listen to more mt eerie albums.
soon our flames will return
>>150507444
>>150507582based based based
That was rude my apologies anon.
I'm going to watch this movie called A Better Tomorrow. They say it's the 2nd greatest chink movie of all time.
>>150507635i didn't know vancouver had a film scene
>>150507640that's because you're retarded
>>150507647but enough about you
nobody knows what it's liketo be the /hoc/ manto be the sad manbehind a vpn
>>150507640Vancouver is known as Bollywood north
https://youtu.be/9gpMhd-56xo?si=i9wGYGt-8lWtbqE2
>>150507640hollywood films stuff in canada because it's less expensive here than in burgerland
Just wondering; how come this thread is almost entirely comprised of Canadian and American flags? I thought an ice hockey thread would have Russians and Finns too.
>>150507684
>>150507684There are a few Fin and Swede posters. Euros usually frequent /IIHF/ threads. I think Euros don't go to /hoc/ because we mostly talks about the NHL and not the Euro leagues they care about.
>>150507703I don’t see how anyone can care about non nhl hockey
stinks in here all of a sudden
>>150507715Because it has soul. Have you seen euro fans? Plus international hockey is all about pride (soul)
>>150507715
>>150507720>soulNumale term
>3 fights in the first 5 seconds
>>150507715Americans will never get it.
>>150507715its tradition for us Canadians to watch teenage boys play the big tournament during christmas holiday
>>150507894
>>150507894>its tradition for us Canadians to watch teenage boys
>>150507940
When they make a new LOST series they should have one of the characters be a hockey player and the flashbacks could be him having traumatic experiences playing junior hockey
>>150488020ive been to gracelandhes dead
>>150507715nhl is the gayest league I have ever seen. it is incredibly boring. you play way too many matches and it is completely soulless.furthermore, you insist on playing at hours I will not watch on (middle of the night). soulless arenassoulless fanssoulless teamsmakes sense that (((gary bettman))) runs the show. you deserve this shit.AT BEST, the NHL playoffs can be fun. The only reason you are relevant is money. that's it.
>>150508610>The only reason you are relevant is money. that's it.most talented league
>>150508725because of money.
>>150508746no, its because its located in nawhy would canadians choose to play in the shl?
>>150508481Why are the 2 fraudulent Soilers included in this booklet of well respected hockey players?
i couldve had sex with a college babe this week but I'm too much of an insecure retard
>>150507684Good morning saar.
>>150509083If you're too much of an insecure retard you couldn't have had sex with a college babe this week, so nothing was lost.
>>150508751euros are better than canadians at hockey.
>>150504259Do they really perform Satanic rituals in Jersey?
>>150509189College girls are actually easy for insecure retards but you have to have a sliver of initiative and anon obviously lacks that
>>150509189wise words from our resident swedish /pol/ paperboy
>>150508610>>150509295Garbage tier ragebait
>>150507715WJC IIHF and ncaa are all soulful
globohomo owns the IIHF and it's anything but soulful
>Montreal wants to trade Carey Price + prospect(s) and draft pick(s) after his bonus is paid out>for a good center>San Jose is named as a target teamHuh? What the fuck does San Jose have that they want to trade and Montreal wants? Must be the dumbest reporting of the year.
>>150511003I wish the nhl was concluded by the time IIHF started
>>150511003And the GHL is any better?
>>150511003post pic of chin, incel freak
>>150511571Post hockey memorabilia
>>150511130>>Montreal wants to trade Carey Price after his bonus is paid out>>San Jose is named as a target teamThis all makes sense. After the bonus Price is only owned $2M but his cap hit is $10.5M. San Jose is $4M below the salary floor and $29M below the cap. Price only has 1 year left too so it won't hurt San Jose long term. Montreal would also prefer to not be in LTIR all season
>>150511130Tyler Toffoli
>>150511761and the owner doesnt need to pay that salary since it's LTIR and insurance pays it
>>150511761>This all makes senseIt doesn't because what the hell are Montreal gonna do with Alexander Wennberg or Zack Ostapchuk? Because they're not trading Celebrini or Smith.
>>150511955>>150511917
Cute :3
>>150512013reminds me of me and the boys
>>150511955Fimpens lad in Montreal would be pure kino
>>150511955Please note how I removed the "for a good centre" part
happy sunday bros
>>150512495Happy Sunday fren <3
>>150512728gonna make the proddies seethe with this one, miguel
>>150507225McDavid to islanders confirmed
>>150508610>soulless fans>soulless arenas>no I’ve never been to a game
>>150510433convinced my buddy for us to go to iihr in zurich in '26, bretty dang excited if i'm being 2bh
>>150512495>liquid cooled >still panting That must be one warm puppy
>>150514366iihf*
>>150509507>save me big fat american
Just dropped a fucking huge marner
>>150509083Sex outside of marriage is the lost degenerate thing you can do apart from sports betting
>>150514603we don't call them that anymore
>>150514639how's life in utah?
>>150514660
All the pieces are in place for hoob to lift the cup this year. Conroy's masterpiece
>>150516223All those hockey hooahs look like Ukie hookers .
>>150516195Real hockey town huh
>>150516627Don't talk crazy! You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easiah!
Pulled something in my back juggling. God dangit
>>150514366Based I wish I could travel to a hockey tourney
>>150514639_/ _/ _/ _/ that’s why Crosby is the best
>>150516195Maybe I should have taken that job in salt lake city
>>150516701
>>150514366Based, I was In Bern a while back and I remember being in a bar that was covered in Bern hockey flags etc. Seemed like Switzerland is a legit hockey country.
>>150516701The fans don't have any money cause the Church takes it all But the Church has an investment in ice hockey now, so this is the best way they know to encourage itSmith Group also gives tickets away to active duty troops nearby and other businesses, so it seems like a lot of people are going because it's "fun">Mormons are robot people and do what they're told to do, Gary couldn't have picked a better place to put the 'Yotes
>>150514657based and true
>>150516847How is this legal in america?
this thread stinks of lies
>>150516910why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records? and what are your thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>150516998>rule of "law"
>>150516998>Rogers Arena>America
*starts the wave*
>>150516998Stadium food is hit or miss here
>>150517072This is why I don't want a new saddledome.
>>150516223McDavid is a very awkward man
>>150516998*rips cigarette*fucking free market, man. it's prices people are willing to pay for the products they get
>>150517072Combo 4 is the biggest rip of i've ever seen
>>150516223drai's bimbo wife is pretty but has way too much makeup imo desu
who's roger
>>150517189idk but he used to have blockbuster type stores across canada
>>150517178she's half way to trollface face
>>150517217Could you rent porn?
>>150507421>Inciting an opponentWhat?
>>150517276Probably, I was a kid so don't remember. I rented click with adam sandler desu
Why do Swedes have so many rape fantasies?
>>150516998Buyer beware. You deserve it if you order food at a professional sporting event
>>150517162O Canada, our home and native land!
>>150517162Probabaly $1-2 of food and container cost
>>150517397>Unironically a Canadian classic
clash in paris bout to start E-God brothers>>150517257irl trollface is sara civian kek
>>150517468never mind i am a retard it starts in an hour
i've been called a canadian classic
>>150517468kek i see it
>>150517466>The story tells of a lonely archivist sent to work in northern Ontario, where she enters into a sexual relationship with a bear.
>>150517625why is so much female literature porn?
Canadian Costco will never have this.
>>150517998i wish i experienced the $1.50 hotdog before taking on vegetarianism
>>150517625probably a lot of those up there
>>150517678Maybe it's a shitpost
>>150518161what the hell
>when she'd rather fondle bear balls and sniff bear farts than sit next to you
Why is Yukon so expensive?
>>150518626idk probably expensive the build and wages are super high there
Failed my drivers test again
>>150518626the expensive house from whitehorse
>>150518713whitehorse is a fucking dump
>>150518702>Asian girls >in MY /hoc/
>>150518626what about manitoba
>>150518741it's more likely than you think
>>150518702it's okay.0 bud's been trying for literal years.
>>150487091jlmi
What theme should I make the next thread bros?
>>150519101Bear
>>150519101gf themed
>>150519271>>150519271>>150519271
