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/hoc/ Chads v Virgins Edition

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My penguins ):
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>>150519271
absolutely shit op never make threads again
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>>150519271
All I see are two cupless virgins
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t. chad
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OTC is on bro's

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>>150519466
>Getting over a breakup by fanaticising fucking a bear
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>>150519364
>she was partly inspired by the first nations
kek
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>>150519664
I almost didn't notice it at first
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I remember when KFC bowls came out and everybody was making fun of Americans for throwing all their food in a bowl and eating it. How did Canada never catch heat for this?
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>>150519684
We let them have their quaint little customs like this and the bear thing
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>>150519684
>everybody
I don't see anyone around here making fun of poutine
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>>150519684
Superiority breeds contempt.
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>>150519684
The people who make fun of the usa for kfc bowls hate the usa for reasons beyond the bowls.
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good match
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finger-lickin' good!
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>>150520223
absolute kino
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>>150520223
What st louis does to a Wyatt man
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i better not catch any of you wearing white tomorrow or they'll be hell to pay
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Its just the same posts literally vrbata
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>>150519271
https://hockeywilderness.com/news-rumors/minnesota-wild/dont-worry-kirill-kaprizov-loves-minnesota-r30889/
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lesnar should've threatened mckenna to get him to stay
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>>150519306
should stay shit forever with no more 1st overall picks to bail them out
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Loui Ericsson made $18 million in his last 3 years. $2 million per goal
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>>150519729
>and the bear thing
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I was raped by a hockey team

jk lol
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>>150520526
He will be back.
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>>150519466
It’s a global women problem, not a Canadian problem
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>>150520417
He’s going to the islanders
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>>150520223
Like the mitts, are those supposed to be Labatt Blue branded?
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>>150519729
>Us not enforcing our will on them makes us the good guys
Literal rapist mentality
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>surprisingly wholesome and sweet
>the complexities of human-monster relationships
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>>150520787
>>150520223
No, that's a logo used by a Louisville company called TPS
not Labatt Blue related, but you can dream
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the milwaukee boozers
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would still smash nikki
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>>150521114
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>>150521170
Wrong board numale
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>>150521239
don't reply to me tranny btw tiny lost KWAB
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>>150520690
>so much pining
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>>150521239
/hoc/ is /pw/adjacent
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>>150521523
no
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>>150521560
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>>150521560
*double bird*
*stunner*
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>>150521523
/hoc/ is /fit/adjacent
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You should be terrified
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I had no idea Gretzky was the Mark Carney of hockey
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Dubas apparently really going all in
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>>150521933
WHAT?
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>>150521964
maybe this is the crosby trade we're all waiting for
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>>150521973
huh?
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>>150521964
Who even wants him? He belongs in AA
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this is AWE-SOME
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this card has been legit dimes thank you hunter
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>>150521993
Not even he can save bedard
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>>150521789
he should stop eating so many chips if they are getting onto his shoulder and making a mess
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>>150522520
been much more fun than i expected bro now bmj is on
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>>150522624
Jen
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congrats to the usa womens sleddies
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holy FUCK i hate euros
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>>150522901
same but just finns
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same but especially finns
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same but only finns
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same but only non-russians
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It's sad that by this time next year nobody will remember Johnny Hockey.
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>>150520417

there isn't even the smallest chance he extends in minnesota

it's going to be extra funny when both eichel and mcdavid wind up staying put after months of speculative articles.
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>>150523119
Oh I'm sure Gary will parade his corpse around once in a while... until doing so doesn't increase jersey sales for the days that he does anyways
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>>150521789
>tiebreaker
>other team has 3 more wins
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un deux trois
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logan is legit bro's
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>>150523329
Have another drink Canada
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I'm thinking YEAH wins the belt tonight desu
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I'm thinking wrestle show crap belongs anywhere but /hoc/
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>>150523535
I'm thinking YEAH you're a huge FAG
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I love finns <3
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>>150523626
oh nah nah nah
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>>150523119
I will always remember him
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>>150523653
jen
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>>150523660
physically or conceptually?
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>>150523722
temporally
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>>150523676
you already admitted to sucking dick and now you think you can just be like "nah" really?
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>>150523722
Both :)
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>>150523737
Source?
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>>150523752
Turn on your monitor
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>>150523758
ya blew it
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>>150519466
based
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>>150523772
I didn't blow your monitor actually
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Who's the current whitest player in the NHL?
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>>150523918
sam bennett
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>>150523918
ben sammett
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>>150523918
evander kane
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>>150521523
True /hoc/ is gay and retarded
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>>150524264
Doesn't he beat his wife? oops I meant ex-wife
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>>150523918
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>becky
KWAB phil btfo
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>>150524367
I don't even know who that is
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>>150522624
He's hungy
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is halifax nice
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>>150524502
halibout i fax your face in
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its pouring rain
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>>150524502
it's like a small version of boston + san fran
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it's sunny out but at least it isn't in the 90s anymore
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>still three weeks to preseason
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>>150519684
>KFC bowls
what is this?
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>>150524655
>he actually watches preseason
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>>150524655
nice ass, anon. damn
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>>150524484
sam bennet
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I told ya'll 2 days ago cary price was getting traded
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>>150524502
It really is, take a photo a of Theodore if you see him :)
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>>150524655
The SHL starts on Saturday 13th so I'll be enjoying that
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>>150520587
*in goal for the oilers
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We don't put up with this faggotry in 40 Mile, Saskatchewan.
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>>150524678
My flames beat the oilers twice in 1 day lol
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Gemini is a dumb clanker
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>>150525326
Damn if they're that good why aren't they making it to the finals like the Oilers?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_OKSu60YOg

This is how I imagine the American /hoc/fren
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almost asked out the cute redhead check out girl at whole foods, then didnt. think she woulda said yes. but maybe not
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>>150525836
Retard
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>>150525836
she was a 6/10 at best
you dodged a bullet
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>>150525836
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
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>>150525871
I feel like you'd look like less of an asshole going 0/0 instead of 0/20.
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>>150524532
It was raining pretty hard on Friday
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ok sunday night of labor day, and have no wife or gf, now what. got drunk fri and saturday. just did a open skate
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>>150525836
I went to a toy store the other day and there was a goth girl working there. I think she was into me.
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>>150526022
>I went to a toy store
canadians are really men children aren't they
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>>150524544
So it’s the best part of summer
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so what are normal people doing tonight and tomorrow ? going on weekend trips to the beach ? bbq's in their backyards with pools ?
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>>150526184
yes the end woooo!
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>>150526091
what is wrong with buying a toy for your kid?
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>he only has one kid and not 15
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>>150526314
kids*
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>>150526302
Is that really what you tell yourself?
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>>150526515
what is wrong with being married with children?
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>>150526717
Retards like you really shouldn't reproduce
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>>150526221
Yes, this and so much more
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>>150526935
what about me?
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>>150526690
so who's gonna break the bad news to Under Armour?
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>>150527004
You're the gayest retard in this thread
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Somebody is being way too judgmental, and that's a huge turn-off
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>>150527072
And for that, I’m out
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>>150527072
Awww was someone mean to you on the internet? I can't believe that!
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>>150526326
braggart
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>>150526314
I wish I had children but I’m a poor manlet
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Girls like me because i'm handsome
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girls like me because im funny
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>>150524655
it'll be here soon pekka
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>>150527541
ahahaha poorfag
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I met a girl once, and she liked me
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women are stupid and i don't respect them
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>>150527639
stop being mean, meanguy
>mean people never get liked
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>>150527668
sure, pal
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>>150527700
stop being a raped retard
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>>150527739
Tell /hoc/ all about your kids, Mitch...
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>>150527770
mitch won without ever even posting here. that's almost as sad as you losing to a burrito
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>mitch won without ever even posting here
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>>150527890
sup omar, back for another beating? you and trb take them so well
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>>150527921
What happened, you didn't get to see your kid this weekend?
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>>150527921
JLMI
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>Mitch lost custody of his kids
Man, that's rough
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>>150527965
you're awfully worried about the presence of kids. are you scared you'll violate the court order?
>>150527972
>>150528004
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
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>check out girl was nice to me
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>>150528004
they are a family unit
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thus, the raped alliance began to bubble
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i don't have any childrens. I got two cats but I'm not one of those weirdos that think their pets are childrens. Those people are weird
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Well, it's easy enough to see why he lost custody of his kids; he's a man-child himself and always arguing, casting accusations around
>I wonder if he ever hit his ex
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>>150528083
thoughts on losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government put you on limited income benefits?
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>>150528126
Your Mother
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Wife went on a business trip to Detroit for the long weekend so I'm beating all the zeldas in order
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>>150528157
That's a worthy effort
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>>150528150
thoughts on losing to a burrito in physical combat and having your mobility substantially limited?
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college hockey starts next week
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>>150527700
>>150527770
uh oh he's gonna start sperging out
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>>150526690
this person needs to stop with the hate. hating is not cool
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>>150528203
thoughts on college hockey starting next week?
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>>150528222
I hate you for hating people who hate
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>>150528157
is she is getting that sizzling summer special
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>>150528203
when does WHL start and when does that slut start her power rankings?
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This is a Fraternity based upon utter disgust and mistrust of mankind, starting with everyone in here
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>>150528222
checked and lovepilled
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>>150528280
Sep 19th
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>>150528203
Las Vegas here we come
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>limited income
>limited mobility
>unlimited retardation
kwarb
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im making garlic bread who wants some
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>>150528489
Yes, please
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it's up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDEZQaEQVU0
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>>150528489
hell yeah
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>It's up
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>the city of South Bend, IN
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>the raped bitch of /hoc/
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Just ordered up a brisket poutine
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>>150527698
no wonder you're single
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>>150528072
I think of my doggy as my child :3
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>>150528704
what made you write bud1 and admit to being gay on an exposed stud?
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>>150528203
quinnipiac isn't playing until october
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>>150528282
based I wish there more adult male frats
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Coworker adopted his gf's daughter and then he got her pregnant and she aborted it lol he said he didn't have the time or money for another kid
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>Monday is coming

Any plans for Labor Day, lads??
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>>150528778
she sounds like a real winner
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>>150528489
thanks fren
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>>150528778
Fucked up that he impregnated his gf's daughter right after adopting her
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Make or break year for Jake Virtanen at HK Dukla Michalovce
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>>150528913
Wonder if he would have gone far if he didn't get E.M.'d
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>>150528778
what a cuck
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>>150528788
do laundry and walk doggy
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>>150529004
5/10, but a nice restful Labor Dabor
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>>150528778
lmao slut girlfriend and slut daughter
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>>150528913
Why do all the cancelled north american hockey players end up in slovakia
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the korean fried chicken place was the Jeet free chicken place in town and now they got jeets working there
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>>150529099
Chud country, like most of them in central or Eastern Europe
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>>150528778
does the gf know?
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Drunken words are sober thoughts. Yep, let that one sink in.
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I voted for Max "The Jeet Wrangler" Bernier
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>>150529112
not even korea is safe
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i need a Bratislava jersey
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>>150529129
>t.
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sober words are drunken thoughts
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>>150528233
I think that college hockey might start next week
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>>150528521
Does he mention Kaprizov going to the islanders?
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>>150529129
That’s deep
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>>150529158
lmao thats the robo penguin logo but now its an eagle. They need to add some stars to the jersey because god bless America
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>>150529220
yes it is all but confirmed he said
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>>150529206
Maybe Div 2 and Div 3 stuff, but ladies and men start in October, I think
There's junior stuff and youth stuff, too, which I will be watching cause of flohockey
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>>150529297
oh shit, are the games all aired?
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any news on when carter hart will file his civil litigation suit for defamation and other contractual losses?
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oh nm, actually clicked a game
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>>150529329
No, most of the college hockey starts around October this year
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>>150529293
I knew it
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>>150528203
there is more euro champions league on thursday/friday but most euro teams dont really care about it, especially in the early part of the tournament.
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>>150529338
Probably can’t sue the chick because beleive all women and no you can’t say her name (plus she almost certainly has no money). Gary can do whatever the fuck he wants so no legal recourse there. All he needs to do is say the nhl doesn’t approve of their conduct but since no criminal wrongdoing was found their 1+ year ban is sufficient punishment. No one that watches hockey will complain
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>>150529436
O, QM and W league pre season
not much, but a nibbles a nibble
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maybe her name is literally E.M.
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EM and her foote fetish
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just got home
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im in the bedroom, hunny
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will ND ever fix the shit-colored brown "gold" pants on their uniform
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>>150529771
You gotta a problem with a little bling, son?
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Huomenta but the opposite
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The saiyan sayin' that that Baron bearin' the new New Jersey jersey was the second Wuzz II" said Said to Tootoo too, surely
-Shirley
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>>150529848
night, sweetie
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>>150529871
Shut the fuck up rapey
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>>150529868
gay post
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>>150529911
Fuck you
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Soilers:
>Fire President and GM and hire your agent as President
>Fire coach and hire your childhood coach
>Give unprecedented control of deployment, including full, 2min PP time, and let you hang out in the neutral zone instead of defense
....Bro's still bailing....and Soilers are still wheeping for him.
Whole city's in the cuck chair right now, and I love it.
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>>150529939
He's going to re-sign because he's a pussy.
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Lions head coach Dan Campbell's address was doxxed after a playoff loss and his questionable play calls:
>Immediately, source of dox is known (friend of his daughter)
>Immediately, dox is spread through internet, including /nfl/ (was first on SnapChat)
>Dan Campbell files police reports on multiple incidents
>Reports that police are targeting license plates of dudes who drove by his house screaming obscenities
>Dan Campbell quietly moves to new home
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2024/09/23/dan-campbell-security-concerns-escalated-after-playoff-loss-to-49ers/75351868007/
Mitch Marner is allegedly "doxxed:
>No screenshot
>No source
>No police reports
>Team claims they found nothing
>No evidence it ever happened, at all.
>Hockey world in uproar at how psychotic everybody in Toronto is for breaking into Mitch Marner's home and attacking his pregnant wife

Hockey fans and media are the biggest, lying, drama queen faggots on Earth.
The Marner dox is a fake and gay hoax for fake and gay faggots.
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>>150529297
ACHA is starting this next week. nc state and unc just got moved to div 1 from 2. but they wont even be a real div 1 for club
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>>150530130
I always have to wonder what the fuck is Leafs fans problem? Why are they so fucking gay.. then I remember that this guy is this mascot
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how much does he get? 15? 16?
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>>150530205
This Christian school, Liberty, always starts off the club hockey season, at least on ESPN+.
I have a mini-tradition where I watch the game after the kids go to bed.
It's super high level.
I'd be willing to bet those teams could compete w/ D1 schools.
But it's like how triple-A travel teams REFUSE to compete against high schools: They know damn well the myth of this massive "talent gap" would be obliterated. Parents who spend 200k on travel sports would have to admit they've been grifted out of all that cash.
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>>150530130
>attacking his pregnant wife
kid was already born retard.
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>>150530205
That's weird
Like watching icepack, the ACC has a lot of potential to grow
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>>150530264
it was hyperbole you fucking limp dolt
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>>150530276
go suck more laffs dick cuck fagit
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>>150530287

5 minutes for internet tough guying
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>>150530218
say that to my face
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>>150522684
our crippled retards are the strongest
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>>150530386

shame your team isnt as lousy as my pens
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>>150530394
Imagining a sled hockey game-grower lobbying for a new Iraq war
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>>150530426
thankfully, its happening soon though. 100pts and #1 pk will be sorely missed this year. and they've nothing anywhere for draft picks or prospects really.
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my canesies
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>>150530244
ya all the ACHA teams hate liberty cuz they got all out recruting for their club and dominate. and also they all christian

>>150530268
ya raleigh is a hockey town. someone needs to build about 10 more sheets of ice to meet demand
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>>150530700
why do you type like a subban
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>>150530753
cuz its better
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>>150524655
prospect tournaments start in like a week and a half
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>>150530660
JT doesn’t make it into the group selfie?
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>>150530815
shoo shoo
hockey's not for you
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I love my kitties
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>>150531022
I love titties
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they just know NCAA d1 mogs them
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>>150530919
Tavares has had enough of Bieber's shit from having to put up with it all these years
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>>150531124
Did Bieber make the call to remove the C
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>>150531166
Yes, he said to Leafs management that either Auston gets the C or he signs with Ottawa
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think i'm officially becoming vegetarian bros
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>>150530973
/hoc/ is for everyone
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>>150531209
For what reason?
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>>150531209
Don’t do it, I’m sure someone loves you
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crosby is overrated
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>>150531416
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Crosby is the best player of our lifetimes
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>>150531433
>>150531433
>>150531436

You're allowed your own opinions you don't have to go along with Liking Crosby it just to fit in

It is OK to think for yourself
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>>150531209
>>150531378
to try to impress a girl, duh
why else would any guy ever do it
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I’m so glad spics, nigs, gooks, kikes & mudslimes aren’t in hockey.
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>>150531500
omg SAME
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you cant use hateful language on the ice anymore
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>>150531535
cope it's a new age now
woke is getting put away whether you like it or not
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i feel like i'll never make it to the nhl at this point
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>>150531553
woke is shit fake term and if you push anything involving that word (either way) you've missed the boat already
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>>150531571
>responding seriously
brother you didn't just miss the boat you're at the wrong port and it's low tide
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>>150522684
i can fix her legs
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>>150531605
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>>150531480
Idk my friend did because of animal ethics
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>>150531479
I watched crosgod win us the olympics. My goat.
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>>150531711
Your friend is a fucking moron.
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>>150531738
Idk cows have feeling too :(
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>>150531479
so you thought crosby was the goat when everybody hated him when he was younger?
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>>150531747
And snakes, frogs, mice, moles, voles and quails don't? These are some of the animals that gets killed when you plow a field to grow whatever vegan/vegetarian shit those people eat.
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The man does not look well.
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>>150531800
it's a little bit different than industrial animal farming, come now.
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>>150531800
>And snakes, frogs, mice, moles, voles and quails don't?
They do. What do you think causes more needless suffering? Vegetarian diet or carnivore diet?
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>>150531891
Too much Indian street food has passed through his intestines.
>>150531908
Sure, a little bit different. But not much different. Animals gets killed regardless.
>>150531937
Vegetarians are in a minority, so of course it doesn't cause as much suffering. If everyone would be vegetarian it would be a completely different story though.
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>>150531988
>Too much Indian street food has passed through his intestines.
my god, how is this man even alive??
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>>150531988
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I don't get people who get so defensive around vegetarians.
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>>150531988
Animals are fed with plants retard.
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>>150532026
North American food is shit and full of poison.
>>150532109
Retard.
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>>150532163
r8 my Fritos
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>>150532163
way to be silly and retarded. also, that isn't the picture. it's referencing meat grown in a tube
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baja blast is the nectar of the gods I will have you know!
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>>150531891
lmao a washed up 40 year old hockey player thats hasn't played the last few years is whats going to get the Jets through the playoffs
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I wonder if Sean Higgins is stoked for the upcoming season? Can you watch NHL on demand in US prisons?
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>>150532183
Dangerous/10
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>>150532163
If you care about the small critters that get disturbed when farming plants, you should be pro vegetarian, because animals are fed with plant. And it requires less land to feed humans plants directly than to eat livestock raised on plants.
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>>150532218
The NHL is not popular among the US prison population
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>>150531891
VAXXIE VAXXIE
HEART ATTAXXIE
TOOK HIS JABS
AND WORE HIS MASKIE
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Stop being such a bleedin heart and have a burger for gods sake
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>>150532246
Just had meetballs
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>>150532224
>And it requires less land to feed humans plants directly than to eat livestock raised on plants.
Wrong.
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>>150532256
Energy is lost every step of the chain. How could it possibly take less land to eat a cow vs eating the plants the cow ate. Something like 90% of the calories a cow eats does not turn into cow meat. As in: it's wasted vs if that land were a vegetable/fruit farm.
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The only reason you like Crosby is because you bought into marketing and watched him as a child

If you were allowed to think for yourself and watch what you wanted to, you would've found other players to enjoy

It's OK many people are brainwashed I don't blame you
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>>150532372
True the versus network was very persuasive
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>>150532372
i like crosby because he took my celebrini under his wing
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>>150532319
Humans can't eat grass like cows you dipshit.
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>>150532372
Thoughts on your victory over trb?
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>SYDNEY CROSBY THE GOLDEN GOAL. AND CANADA HAS ONE IN A LIFETIME: OLYMPIC GOLD
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>>150532396
Erm it’s Sidney not Sydney
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>>150532393
>less than 5% of usa cows are free range
>most eat corn onions and grains
yikes
Looks like in sweden they have to graze by law
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>>150532417
I think this is a Canada- USA language barrier thing
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Your mom is free range lol
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>>150532436
There are many animal protection laws in Sweden and Europe that are much stricter than in America. And the pesticides that are allowed here are much much stricter.
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>>150532457
Would these Swedish pesticides be safe for use on my dick and balls?
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i tried asking chatgpt about my parental issues after reading about how some of you anons have, and it didnt really give me any advice, it just told me it was normal to be raised by an alcoholic gambler who spent more time watching sports than talking with me. how did chatgpt help you anons with your family issues?
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>>150532494
it told me to move out and never talk to them again. it's been working out better than expected
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>>150521523
we're joshi chads here
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>>150532494
you told a chinese chatbot you were molested and expected to receive sage advice?
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running out of plates to break and getting tired of having to wear sandals in the house to avoid porcelain shards
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>>150532494
It told me "yikes" when i told it i've been listen to music at 85db 5 hours a day for 15 years straight
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>>150532565
the neighbor molested me while my dad was busy gambling on sports but i didnt get to that part with chatgpt yet
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>>150532473
yes
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>>150532494
Gotta get chatgpt plus
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>>150532604
I'm sorry fren. You don't okay?
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>>150532494
I always get chatgpt to work my length
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Chatgpt said that if I'm considering suicide I should reconsider. Said that under no circumstances would it be a good idea. Even if I'd be saving the rest of humanity in a trolly problem like scenario.
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>>150532661
What if it would help the Islanders
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>>150532674
It says: yes in the case of a cup win but no in the case of a pre season victory
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>>150532595
lmao are you the 25 year old with hearing loss?
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>>150532809
Yah genau
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>>150532818
Also told me my ear is probably just clogged and i'm just stupid
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I wish I lived in Hong Kong in 1986
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>>150532880
*in Kowloon
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Honk Kong is majority flames fan territory
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I think the reason people like Crosby is because he's a celibate, middle-aged man, and it reminds them of themselves
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>>150532953
How can you not love crosby
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>>150532953
i like him for his smile
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>>150532965
Because I'm not gay
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>>150533124
unlike my islanders
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>it's september
for fuck sakes, wake me up when it ends lads
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Training camp and pre season starts soon
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>>150532494
i told it about my mom's dishwasher problems and it recommended a new dishwasher

it was good advice desu
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why do people think crosby is gay because he doesnt want to settle down with some 'toid? seems like perfectly straight male behavior to me.
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>>150533256
Jealousy probably
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>>150533124
Why not
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>>150533256
he literally has a girlfriend that he's publicly swapped spit with on the ice in front of millions
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sometimes you have to be a little gay because sometimes the slut goes home before the gangbang
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big day today stamps fans
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>>150533531
charge into this you calgary stampeding BITCH
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>>150533256
He’s too autistic for sex
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>american wagies are off today
>leaf wagies are currently slaving away for mr. noseberg and mr. shekelgrubber
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>>150534687
Retard
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>>150534687
SHIT i forgot today's labour day
that means the liquor store is closed
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I visited New York but didn't have time to go to MSG or the NHL store in Midtown... Sad!
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>>150534707
trolled hard lmao
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>>150534776
I visited finland and I don't know enough about it to finish this joke
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Just dropped marner
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>>150535118
VPN off, Ivan
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bertuzzi did nothing wrong
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>>150534776
Where else did you visit?
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>>150534751
That's what you get for living in a commie province
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>>150532953
You get it
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another horseshit fan made connections, flawed game played by flawed people
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worlde in 6
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>>150535300
He didn't rape marnerjeet hard enough.
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>>150535583
he's not even pretending to be happy
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>>150535583
That's not just standard autism. That's aspergers aids.
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>>150535436
I didn't leave Manhattan apart from Brooklyn Bridge and the rides to JFK
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>>150532953
Crosby is a never-nude
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>>150532809
what?
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where to meet smexy people
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>>150535582
wordle in 1
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>>150535583
What losing twice to the panthers does to a mf
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>>150535788
The absolute state of those teeth. Literally a goblin
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>>150535855
do you think they explored each others bodies?
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>mfw it's almost /hoc/ season
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>>150535973
yes :3
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BOO!
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>>150536284
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My one liners are getting less (you)s and some of them are even getting angry responses
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which nova scotian is going to raise the stan lee this year, lads?
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here's a two
liner
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>>150536284
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thinking about him again bro's
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We've decided effort posting is in and one liners are out
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get posts in deep
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>>150536332

DREAMBOAT
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Shannon made a video talking about my hurricanes
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>>150536380
He should say how overrated they really are because of the metro division being garbage
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>>150536345
>>150536373

2 minute misconduct for bad opinions
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>>150536380
eat cock randy
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>>150536387
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>>150536383
So true king
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started an effort post
got lazy so i dumped and changed
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>>150536413

Double Minor Being a goofball
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>>150536413
Our Sennies :)
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>>150536429
goofball this
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>>150536460

5 min Major hurting my feelings

Also Im telling bettman
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Shannon overs no insight or value, just regurgitates easily obtained facts and even then gets it wrong like calling the Islanders D-corps “strong”. He’s terrible as is this thread, per usual
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>>150536492
my fists don't care about your feelings
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>>150536413
Brady Tkachuk calling somebody dumb is rich
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>>150536561

Why do you want to fist me so badly?

Please keep this hockey focused
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>>150536591
monkey see monkey do
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Elias Pettersson says his struggles the last few seasons are from vaccine side effects and seem to be permanent, per Elliott Friedman
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guaranteed Dim Thomas yells at his TV that he's not getting the Big Pharma vax drooling all the while in between episodes of Maury
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>>150536820
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fun fact: tim thomas has more cups than every canadian team combined over the past 32 years
strange but true!
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>>150536493
We don't have facts here
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might go get some bubble tea and then hit up the local bookshop
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>>150536171
I can’t wait :)
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Bros, hold me :(
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>>150536934
*runs fingers through your hair*
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>>150536934
*kisses ur forehead*
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>>150536934
What’s wrong?
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*holds you*
*drops you*
Nothing personnel, kid.
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if Dim Thomas wins a stanley cup in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it because the woods are rapidly chronically traumatically encephalozifying, does it really count
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>>150536897
Based get a summer flavor
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>>150536314
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>>150537022
HEEM
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>>150537048
I usually just stick with brown sugar and milk
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>>150537069
>some
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>>150536934
only if i can squeeze your butt
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>>150537093
Lame. Get a fruit flavor
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>>150536820
He’s too brain dead to watch tv anymore
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Happy birthday MacKinnon!
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>>150537119
But i dont wanna!
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>>150537181
Then get whatever you want. It’s your money, you can choose how you spend it
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>>150537119
you're a fruit
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may watch Escape from New York or finally start Ghost in the Shell SAC tonight
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>>150537250
I'm a fresh apple :)
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when trump makes the lgbt illegal Im going to report all of you gay idiots itt to get arrested
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>>150537325
I’ll see you in prison then Gaylord
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>>150537325
hes not going to arrest himself
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>>150537401
I know u are but what am I?
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Just dropped marner number 2 of the day.
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>>150537456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E4F0cDN-rQ
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Last two digits is how many wins the soilers get this year
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>>150537518
based get that fraud McDavid outta there and to a good team
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>>150537518
McDavid would be pissed, like legit pissed.
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>>150537589
He already is. He’s not staying in Edmonton unless they get a top 10 goalie
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kino
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>>150537613
what about a forward core that doesn't rely on its top 2 players
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>>150537658
With what money
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There are Jannik Hansen more days until puck drop.
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>>150537670
if he and Leon reduce their salary...
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What other teams are autism friendly?
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>>150538025
I feel like if I got anxious in crowded, loud places I wouldn't visit a sports arena but that's just me
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>>150538025
based flames thinking about the wolfpack
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>>150538341
>gatekeeping hockey
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>>150538025
>quiet room
well yeah it's called their arena lmao
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>>150537734
This anon is a funny guy
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>>150538025
sabres, you can have an entire section to yourself
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>>150538025
The /hoc/ pwhl player's team
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Can the next thread be McDavid to the kings related please?
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>>150538025
why is western canada like this?
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Feels like a massive Marner is on its way.
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>rags
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got a spicy post cooking for next thread
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>>150538025
Kraken
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>>150529158
it's over now bro, logo got sloppified
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getting dressed for my 2pm marner
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>>150539476
next
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>>150536171
with sound:
>>/wsg/5963408
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>>150539719
>>>/wsg/5963408



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