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First for Johnny
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it's a huge day for /hoc/
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>>150487135
Let's see, psychiatric hospital or canada? Don't rush me I'm still deciding.
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>>150487183
Why
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my teams rookie is really going to make a difference this year. I think he has potential.
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>Laughton revealed why he might have had a very slow start and it all has to do with the whirlwind of an environment change.
>"It was hard. Definitely a change," Laughton explained. "When you're with one team for that long, you get to know everyone. You build those relationships, and that's probably the toughest part is leaving those relationships."
>"Just getting to know the staff here and the guys around the rink. It's been awesome and to get that comfortability again and to know where you're going and finding your way around the rink, it's something small but it's pretty big when you get to a new team. The new routines and the way a team does things. It was a big change for me and my family."
Were so so back laughton bros
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>>150487268
Get your prescription for antipsychotics first and then get it filled here
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who'll be the first coach to get fired this year?
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>>150487527
did the leafs really waste a second round pick on this plug?
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>>150487527
Eh my boy Scott Laughton... He just needs some time...
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>>150487579
me
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>>150487579
MSL
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>>150487132
no one gave this much of a shit when elvis died
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I am a nice boy in hockey is a nice
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>>150487854
Gary experimenting with AI interns
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>>150487579
My Ragsies have been trying to hire Mike Sullivan for about ten years!
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>>150487763
Elvis is still alive retard
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chl>nhl
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picked up wendys breakfast for work
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>>150488462
Don’t recall asking
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>>150488462
I hope you shit your pants
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>>150488486
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>>150488462
coincidence I just dusted off a double burger and medium fries
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>>150488529
What a lad. Surely the Flames got a good return for him, no?
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>>150488486
we ask here retard KWAB
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>>150488462
based I need to use the rest of my coupons
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>>150488529
Another fight after a clean hit. What a pathetic retard
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>>150489068
McDavid in the NFL? Holy smokes! Is he the new Tom Brady?
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>>150489068
>Edmonton killed his passion for hockey so badly he's changing sports
What a way to end a career...
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>>150489068
He'll be a kicker and be the only player to win the scoring title in two major leagues
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sharks ice girl WILL be mine
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>>150489068
this guy hasnt skated a day in his life
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>>150488723
>screen'd by his own 10 mil d-man
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>>150489571
he's right thoughbeit
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>>150488800
Retard
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>ey'I am a'nice 'aboy, pasta fazool!!!
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>>150489542

Hockey is a very nice boy sport and very nice boys play it
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>>150489696
GOALie bro. You have to play goal
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>>150489095
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>>150489738
we do NOT sign our posts here
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>>150489873
You think you have the power and influence?
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*in a gay whiney faggot voice*
You think you have the power and influence?
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>>150489729
you would believe some sunbelt cantskate opinion
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>>150489542
Pretty boring
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>>150490110
Looks like a New York Islanders branded whore, and they could have gone way slutier
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>>150489571
looks like nerd kris letang
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>>150490147
Ok faygh
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>>150489960
I could pick you up and toss you across the room
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>>150490260
I'd tie your shoelaces together and tip you like a canoe pal
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My Labubu’s just came in the mail I’ll brb
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*in a feminine high pitched squeal*
I could pick you up and toss you across the room
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>>150490110
You don’t understand. We locked eyes. She will be mine.
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>>150490363
Numale
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What did Henrik say to her?
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Hockey players often use skates
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/hoc/ sucks right now i'm gonna play dota
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>>150490663
dota sucks
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>>150487268
let's be roommates in the psychward together
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>>150490733
fine i'll play the gears remaster instead
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>>150487579
monty for alcoholism
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>>150490796
baddass
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>>150487135
We should drive the fine people of this region across the border Mariel Boatlift style
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you guys watching euro puck? belfast giants vs ilves about to start
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>>150490663
All the good posters are on the /v/ thread currently.
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>>150491174
No I didn’t lose on 4/17/22
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>>150490663
hop on deadlock
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>>150487579
Gotta be Patrick Roy unless he pulls the goalie with 7 minutes left in the first game of the season while down 2 goals and it somehow actually works out.

It’s insane how that workers literally that one time when he was coaching the Avs and coaches all across the league started pulling their goalie with like 3 or even 4 minutes left sometimes even down just 1 goal.
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>>150491685
....didn't Towa remind fans not to say TMT anymore?
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>>150488020
correct
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>>150489068
Connor McDavid is going to leave the Oilers and Comcast Spectacor will bust open that wallet and sign him.

McDavid WILL be a Flyer!!
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>>150491685
Darche has put the team on a pseudo rebuild schedule of 2 years - all but 9 players have 2 years or less on their contracts and they just loaded up on quality prospects this year, so I think Roy will stick around for at least 2 more full season plus the isles are still paying Lambert for another few years so they don’t really want two benched head coaches receiving salaries.

Roy certainly did not improve the team last year but they had a ton of injuries (top 5 d-men out all at once, for example) and several other players that weren’t being professionals e.g.: Duclaire clearly was phoning it in which is why Roy rightfully called him out (yet white knight fans criticized this when Duclaire was objectively god awful as Roy declared). Roy will be gone in two years unless the team has surprise success during that period.

Senility driven contract for Engvall is mitigated by throwing him in the AHL. Duclaire will probably be tradable at some point this season if not looking for anything significant in return. Right handed D are relatively scarce so Mayfield should be traded at some point as well. I don’t think Schaefer should play in the nhl this season but he probably will. Several new young guys that could potentially be big contributors - Shabanov, Heineman, Ritchie. I expect further improvement out of Sippycup and Homstrom.

The aging Lee, Palms and Pageau are still all putting up decent points yet the low iq fan wants them all traded. Barzal should be traded if they can get a quality return for him; he is no star and can’t stay healthy. Watching him play would be hilarious if he wasn’t our highest paid player - just skates in circles then drops the puck off to a dman
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>>150492406
https://streamable.com/j4n218
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>>150492301
McDavid will end up in Florida or Vegas
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>>150492430
Sorry, let me fix that:
Lol trb am I right?
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>>150492406
oh
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>>150492435
NOPE. the Flyers have to ownership, money, caps space, need and market for McDavid.

Panthers and Vegas will have Cap issue over the next four years and will need to trade a couple players that NO ONE wants.

The only two other teams that could sign him are the Canadians and Kings but both will have roster issues while the Flyers need a better first line but already have the grinders on the team.
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>>150492406
>Mayfield
unironically will somehow get a great return
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>>150487579
Hiller for sure
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>>150492657
>this level of cope and delusion
cmtsu
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Yes today's important because it's another day that Can'tnada hasn't won the Stanley Cup
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canada is the jamiroquai of hockey
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>JAMIROQUAI
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>>150492657
You're a special level of retard to think a team like the Flyers that hasn't made the playoffs in 5 years and hasn't made the playoffs in back to back years since 2011 and 2012 is appealing to McDavid.

Florida's only real roster problem in the next 3 years is Bob needing a new contract, which will probably be cheaper than what he makes now.

Habs are also far more appealing since McDavid refuses to play for a team that doesn't have an elite puck mover (Hutson vs literally who on Philly)
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>best selling funk album in history
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>>150493169
Who is the Nelly Furtado of the NHL?
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>>150493255
Nelly FatLardo? Gotta be Keith Tkachuk
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>>150493255
Pick any of the 7 Canadian teams
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>>150493255
isles
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ilvesbros...
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>>150493255
All Good Things, Say it Right, Maneater are all great songs.
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>>150493523
my retarded lynxies......
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>>150492406
The problem is that they should've started this after 2023 losing to the Hurricanes instead of losing a lot in 2024-25. The only reason lou still had a job was because of how abhorrent the metro is
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>>150492697
Given how retarded NHL general managers are, the Islanders not selling high on Mayfield after Chiarot fetched a 1st rounder is retarded.
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McDavid signs with kongs. Herds of drunk soilers retards flood the roads hunting for him. He won't last a week.
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>>150492657
Philly is a hot mess who doesn't spend money but gives fans the illusion that they give a shit.
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Took a very relaxing marner. Now it's time to lift
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wordle in 5. failed connections got tunnelvision
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>>150493563
Ok but she didn’t have to eat the royalties
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>>150493797
that's way too expensive
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>>150493940
please leave our thread
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>>150493797
what the actual absolute fuck
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>>150494149
>>150493859
You retards can’t spot AI?
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>>150486437
I always use the correct name in filenames of sluts when I'm able too.
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>>150493797
absolute nightmare fuel
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>>150494169
the 15000$ parking spot had me going
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it doesnt accept players who played on an old team that relocated. if you put in bobby hull, because he played on the original winnipeg jets and the chicago blackhawks, it considers that wrong. if you put in marian hossa because he played on the thrashers and blackhawks it considers that wrong. there are only 2 correct players for the jets/blackhawks square as far as i know, andrew ladd or dustin byfuglein.
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>>150494569
>if you put in marian hossa because he played on the thrashers and blackhawks it considers that wrong.

That's retarded
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>>150494569
>>150494691
You numales still doing these things 3 years later
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>>150494727

we like hockey
better than being mad
go blues
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damn ilves busting open the game
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>>150494727
you havent even finished one in that time lmao
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>>150494569
>>150494691
I'm pretty sure that wasn't the case when they launched it.
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>>150494775
Retard
>>150494821
I’m not a numale like you
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>>150494727
I've never done one.

>>150494834
Probably fucked shit up with the Arizona-Utah situation.
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>>150494842
sir this is a wendy's
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>>150494899
get off /hoc/ and make my baconator already
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>>150494569
Marko Dano should work
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>>150494899
Cope
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>>150494966
i don't cope
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>>150494899
What’s the best flavor of frostys?
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Our turn to make a run for the cup
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>>150495011
Frosty is choco only. Everything else is woke NuFrosty
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For me its frosters
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>>150495016
Don't lump my habs in with your shit team
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My Team Canada <3
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Many hockey players use sticks
TRUE
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>>150495041
We are natural frens, pal
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>>150495027
Thanks for the advice
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wow that eisbaren guy got fucking rocked and there wasnt even a penalty. that would have been a 5 minute penalty and a major in garys numale soi league.
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>>150495136
Why isn’t my rat happy?
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>>150495292
Wasn't allowed to injure anyone
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>>150493662
That roster is so bad I'm surprised they even got Rick Tocchet to coach them. Looked like a David Quinn job to me
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klagenfurt 36 seconds away from the upset
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solid performance from the austrian team
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>>150495348
I got drafted by Philly in be a pro and considered virtual suicide, but I stuck with it, netting ~120 points on 80 goals. I still couldn’t carry the team past the first round.
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>>150495397
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>150495465
thoughts on an idiot?
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>>150495465
Haha trb amiright?
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My retarded lynxsies won :DDDD
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Drinking beer on Saturday night bros.
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>>150487132
had to do that under big stealth but as a 6'4" 350lb black man it was hard
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>>150495601
Based save some for me
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>>150495661
They look dead
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>>150495292
because now everybody knows he's shorter than bedard
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>>150495497
haha yeah
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>>150495136
The sledge guys upper body mogs the NHLers pretty bad. Must be because the NHLers only do faggot shit like golf in their free time while the sledge guys are in the gym.
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>>150495756
I bet some of them can bench 3pl8 and OHP 2pl8
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>>150495136
binnington should have been laying on his side on the grass in front
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you know he's just told a cheeky joke
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>>150495756
some of the sledge guys have pretty bad leg game though
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bud + 1 = trb
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>>150495701
True. and inside? They both are.
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Someone should check on Britney Spears. I've heard that her loneliness is killing her.
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>>150495136
>some with both hands in pockets
>some with 1 hand in pocket
>others with hands clasped over groin
>marchand with no hands in pockets
what is the best stance?
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The boys were calling me cale makar last game. Thinking they were being a little sarcastic
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>>150496083
I like hands over crotch
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>>150496111
They just recognized that you're shit without MacKinnon to carry you
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>>150495928
just like my penguins
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>>150496113
it's classy but you have to do it right otherwise you just look like you're grabbing it full on
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>>150495911
>no, really, I like women. See? I just got married
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>>150495983
Haha trb yes!
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>>150496113
No, make diamond with thumbs and index fingers around the crotch
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>>150496251
thoughts on bud's victory over trb?
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>>150496232
He still has bud sex with Crosby
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>>150496271
ah yes, the "is open for business" stance
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>>150496290
>bud sex
reminds me of what trb experienced on 04/17/2022
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>>150496273
Haha so funny and clever. Trb!
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>>150496316
Trb joke so fun
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>>150496111
Cale is still elite but he’s no longer the best defenseman.

I regret not joining a frat so much. I’d have lifelong friends and a better career
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>>150496316
Bud is a good catholic boy. He’s saving himself for marriage
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>>150496355
i tried to join a few but got filtered at the informal rushes
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>>150496388
that kid has never even kissed a woman. prolly never will kwab
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>>150496320
>>150496353
seething
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>>150496388
.. yeah.. thats the reason
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>>150496559
cope noel gives him attention on xitter he doesn't need more than that
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>>150496613
Haha post trb again!
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xie is absolute boilin'
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>>150496726
many such cases
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I think my flames will win 1 round in the playoffs minimum
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>>150496624
no she doesn't she didn't even acknowledge his cumstained bed OR the JVOEL cake kek
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>>150497303
2022 will commence again
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hearing the flames will be moved to arizona
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>>150495911
Is that Connor McDavid? He looks like he has AIDS, all hollow and shit.
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>>150497467
Hearing the flames suck
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>>150497768
he actually does look kind of hollow
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>Insider: Marnerjeet required fulltime security post-elimination. Seems everybody wanted that twink's boipucci.
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>>150497949
just like my islanders
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>>150497846
Femcels won
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>>150497846
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>>150495136
Team of rapists
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Flames need to sign Wolf to a long term contract right now before he's worth more than the team.
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How bout another joke Moore-y?
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>>150498324
The hit wasn't even that bad
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>>150498063
>i got other plans for wolf
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>May 2024
>"Obviously we're looked upon as kind of gods here (in Toronto), to be honest."
>August 2025
>waaaahhhhh the Toronto fanbase is so toxic
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>>150498324
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>>150498063
Flames are total fucking retards though
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>>150498386
2024
>What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

2025
>What are you doing? What are you doing!? Fool! Stop!
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>>150498375
and he already answered the bell for it

the code never meant anything
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>>150498063
How much are you prepared to pay him over 8 years?
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>>150498632
67.5
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>>150498447
No intelligence in those eyes. Only violence.
>>150498604
kek
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>>150497949
just like my oilers
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>>150498662
Is Calgary fucking broke or something? LOL
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>>150498662
Seems reasonable.
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>>150498770
They spent all their money developing a newfangled "running water" thing last summer
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>mfw i vetoed the robertson trade to the flames
>mfw i send andersson to dallas
>mfw i send wolf to a california team
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>>150498770
he's a goalie, he's got 0 or 14 years left
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>>150498840
have they begun showering again?
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>>150498861
florida's going to need a new goalie in a few years
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>>150498889
Yes but they haven't advanced to a sewage system yet so there's just pools of filthy water everywhere
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>>150498916
awawawa?
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>>150498937
>Canadian
>weeb
This happens all too often and this is why you never win a cup
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>>150498916
true, wolf prime candidate for them too
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>>150498937
No, NO! Get OUTTA HERE with that!
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Who's going to the oasis concert tomorrow?
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>>150499150
definitely maybe
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>>150499098
>>150499126
wrong nigga
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>>150499454
I told /hoc/ McDavid was going to Florida
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>>150493255
I love Fartnado.
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Leon brought Connor on his honeymoon. Connor is going to take Leon's big paddle
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>>150499638
>>150499743
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>>150498063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESRBoRwlvU
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>>150499488
I told /hoc/ Crosby is going to Colorado
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>>150499791
But that makes no sense
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>>150499894
They've needed a 2C ever since Kadri left. That's part of the reason why they get toasted in the first rwo rounds each year
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>>150499791
colourado*
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>>150499916
>2C
bah gawd that's barzal's music!!
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>>150499903
This is only a feel during the off season.
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>>150499919
i thought your school said it didnt matter?
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>>150500291
i didn't go to school
they implanted a chip in my brain instead
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>>150500291
Get a life man
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dammit, I need some hockey man. this summer shit sucks. I've done the vacation thing, and the kids are back in school, I just need some PUCK!!!
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>>150500514
>i didn't go to school

Most believable /hoc/ post
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>>150500542
Imagine getting this upset at someone on /hoc/
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>>150499903
>Janny working overtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrcemZpOmpI
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>>150500741
learn a skill
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Many hockey players play on ice
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https://youtu.be/8Q7jdWiYsUs
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>>150500937
Imagine making a one off comment when youre drunk and then completely forgetting both it and the comment it was replying to and then coming back 2 days later to /hoc/ and the first thing you see is some schizo accusing another anon of making the post you made that you had already completely forgot about. People in this thread are fucked up and desperately need friends and a life because this isnt it.
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>>150501191

Imagine checking up on a comment you left two days ago and are so desperate to know the result of what you posted from people that you think are losers and need to have a life
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>>150501227
I'd make a comment about how you misunderstood my post but retards misinterpreting things is the absolute norm here.
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>>150501191
you a dumbass if you think i'm gonna read all that
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>>150501251

Imagine replying to a retard and arguing about misunderstandings with said retard and misinterpreting, and then knowing that misinterpretation was a normal here
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>>150501191
>>150501251
THE CANADIAN SCHIZO IS STARTING TO SPERG OUT!! EVERYONE DUCK FOR COVER
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>american cuck jumps to his canadian boyfriends defence
Like clockwork
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>>150501339
I'm sensing some jealousy
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holy fcking shit. my tmost apologies. coldn't imagine a silly comment wold end up like this
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time to get chinese food and then watch some nhl top 10s before bed
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>>150501540
HELLO SAR R U USING SPELLCHECK TODAY??
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For me? It’s my Carolina Hurricanes.
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>>150501574
eat rock candy
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>>150501567
get some fried rice
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>>150501574
EAT COCK RANDY
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thoughbeit
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XCOM is breddy good, lads
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>>150501819
that 2K games spyware is not
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>>150501819
comic certainly has its moments
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im watching a horror movie rn
im scared
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>>150502671
stay strong bro. I hate horror movies
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>>150502689
it was recommended to me by a syrian priest
he said it was the most realistic demon movie ever and i cant even
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>>150502784
Lmao it doesn't even look like Connor. Is this what happens when you hire jeets?
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/hoc/ is by far the worst thread on all the chins
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>>150502818
>>150502818
Saar, game made in Vancouver saar, many Canucks fans! We did needful and removed Xbone and PS4 versions to tighten up the graphics saar
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>150502818
Looks more like Viktor Arvidsson. The cricket saars who work in EA Vancouver probably mixed them together.
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>>150501819
I'm playing Unicorn Overlord
having a blast
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>>150502890
/mu/ has worse generals
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>>150502890
It's not our fault we're cursed with canadians
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>>150503225
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What NHL team will sign Evgeny Kuznetsov? His agent said he (the agent) had decided he (Cokenetzov) was going to play in North America this coming season and that he'd talked to several teams, and that was two months ago.
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>>150503250
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>>150503225
the calgary flames are americas team thoughbeit
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>>150503277
Dunno but Kaprizov will be and islander by this time next year
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>>150503300
time is money
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>>150503310
nah they're just some shitty canadian team like the rest of them
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>>150503277
At the start of the summer I heard he wanted to play for the Habs, but the Habs said no. Didn't hear anything else after that
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>>150503379
Even Wolf is trying to get off of that shitty team LOL
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>>150503398
retard
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Also hearin the Habs are gonna trade Price soon
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>>150503503
Lewd
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>>150503379
Sounds reasonable from both sides. The Canadiens are in need of middle 6 centers, personally I don't think Newhook is the answer and Dach is gonna have to prove that he can stay injury free and be somewhat productive. But I understand why their management might think Kuznetsov wouldn't be a good role model for their young players, Demidov in particular.
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>>150503559
Yea I don't think they want Demidov snorting coke
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>>150503521
To a methodone clinic?
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>>150503593
No, I wouldn't think so.
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>>150503645
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I can’t stop farting lads
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>>150503673
Jen
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>rags
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>>150503645
Probably some shit team with a ton of capspace like the sharks or ducks
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>>150487091
Lmao that coke head took lots of pistols in his mouth
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>>150503848
>*honk honk*
>Canadian libshit immediately has a PTSD attack
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>>150503848

Imagine knowing how many pistols Theo took in his mouth
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Gary should bring back the roller hockey league
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>>150503990
He took mine a few times because he didn't have enough money to buy his coke
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hell i'd pay to watch the practices at this point
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>>150504097
same. i'm currently watching college football with my dad it's boring
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>>150504038
voodoo is no joke
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>>150504123
i always get really scared when the njd fans try to summon the jersey devil on the powerplay
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takagi san
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just had cookies and a glass of milk go flames
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>>150504123
I've heard repeatedly that goaltending is voodoo
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>>150504330
are you santa?
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>>150504330
i've got an oh henry ready to go
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>>150504346
n-no
>>150504379
candy bars rule
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>>150504330
I have become lactose intolerant. If I drink a bunch of milk I now get the liquid Marners
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>>150504706
milk bigot!
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>>150504706
anon I'm afraid that means you aren't white and for this reason: we're letting you go
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>>150504804
We don't discriminate based on skin colour here on /hoc/.
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>>150504897
Source?
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>>150504706
>I have become lactose intolerant
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>>150505091
The High Council.
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>>150504706
>liquid Marner
Ah the Skinners
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Listening to meshuggah bros
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>>150505417
Didn’t ask (:
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>>150505430
Don’t care (:
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>>150505453
Snarkyjays tits looked great today
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>>150505430
>>150505453
:)
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>>150505453
Retard
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Elbows down tusks down
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tusks down ass up
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marner was stalked bro's that is NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!! and we don't call those that here now
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>>150505417
>name your band Meshuggah
>every song goes "chugga chugga chugga"
Like pottery
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not in the mood to play my game might logout
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we do call those that here
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I knew the nucks were gonna lose game 7 against the bruins when I saw the nuck goalie was a southern italian
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laffs subreddit is a fun read
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>>150505788
It's crazy cause I didn't ask
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>>150506108
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>>150505999
Ok? What player?
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>>150498889
We use the water for drinking
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Surprise liquid Marner, wondering what I ate that did it. Not something that usually happens to me.
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>>150506474
surprise what
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>>150506693
My last Marner I took a couple of hours ago was heavy and loose.
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>>150506706
spent a lot of time in the bathroom eh? reading your gay smut i reckon.
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why has there been virtually no efforts at all by gary to grow the game™ to the white man of utah this off season?
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>>150506875
their coo died
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>>150506875
Mormons are to busy soaking to watch hockey
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McDavid certainly reads and definitely thinks.

He is a thinking man.


Here he is with Stephen.
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Stephen is a 28 year old fat dago not a little kid
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>>150507235
Oh my god really?! I never knew that!
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>>150507225
You really think that McDavid can read and think like 95% of us? Thats crazy dude
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>>150507225
mdavid has an erection here
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>>150507358
Lurk moar then
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i could not get through september without a battle
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>>150507412
based. are you a mount eerie fan? i couldn't get into it back in the day but maybe i should revisit it
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>OJHL preseason game
>3rd period not even played
We’re so fucking back
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>>150507419
Yah, I mostly just listen to the glow part 2. I should listen to more mt eerie albums.
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soon our flames will return
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>>150507444
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>>150507582
based based based
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That was rude my apologies anon.
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I'm going to watch this movie called A Better Tomorrow. They say it's the 2nd greatest chink movie of all time.
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>>150507635
i didn't know vancouver had a film scene
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>>150507640
that's because you're retarded
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>>150507647
but enough about you
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nobody knows what it's like
to be the /hoc/ man
to be the sad man
behind a vpn
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>>150507640
Vancouver is known as Bollywood north
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https://youtu.be/9gpMhd-56xo?si=i9wGYGt-8lWtbqE2
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>>150507640
hollywood films stuff in canada because it's less expensive here than in burgerland
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Just wondering; how come this thread is almost entirely comprised of Canadian and American flags? I thought an ice hockey thread would have Russians and Finns too.
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>>150507684
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>>150507684
There are a few Fin and Swede posters. Euros usually frequent /IIHF/ threads. I think Euros don't go to /hoc/ because we mostly talks about the NHL and not the Euro leagues they care about.
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>>150507703
I don’t see how anyone can care about non nhl hockey
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stinks in here all of a sudden
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>>150507715
Because it has soul. Have you seen euro fans? Plus international hockey is all about pride (soul)
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>>150507715
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>>150507720
>soul
Numale term
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>3 fights in the first 5 seconds
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>>150507715
Americans will never get it.
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>>150507715
Americans will never get it.
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>>150507715
Americans will never get it.
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>>150507715
its tradition for us Canadians to watch teenage boys play the big tournament during christmas holiday
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>>150507894
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>>150507894
>its tradition for us Canadians to watch teenage boys
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>>150507940
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When they make a new LOST series they should have one of the characters be a hockey player and the flashbacks could be him having traumatic experiences playing junior hockey
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>>150488020
ive been to graceland
hes dead
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>>150507715
nhl is the gayest league I have ever seen. it is incredibly boring.
you play way too many matches and it is completely soulless.

furthermore, you insist on playing at hours I will not watch on (middle of the night).

soulless arenas
soulless fans
soulless teams

makes sense that (((gary bettman))) runs the show. you deserve this shit.


AT BEST, the NHL playoffs can be fun.
The only reason you are relevant is money. that's it.
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>>150508610
>The only reason you are relevant is money. that's it.
most talented league
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>>150508725
because of money.
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>>150508746
no, its because its located in na
why would canadians choose to play in the shl?
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>>150508481
Why are the 2 fraudulent Soilers included in this booklet of well respected hockey players?
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i couldve had sex with a college babe this week but I'm too much of an insecure retard
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>>150507684
Good morning saar.
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>>150509083
If you're too much of an insecure retard you couldn't have had sex with a college babe this week, so nothing was lost.
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>>150508751
euros are better than canadians at hockey.
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>>150504259
Do they really perform Satanic rituals in Jersey?
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>>150509189
College girls are actually easy for insecure retards but you have to have a sliver of initiative and anon obviously lacks that
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>>150509189
wise words from our resident swedish /pol/ paperboy
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>>150508610
>>150509295
Garbage tier ragebait
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>>150507715
WJC IIHF and ncaa are all soulful
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globohomo owns the IIHF and it's anything but soulful
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>Montreal wants to trade Carey Price + prospect(s) and draft pick(s) after his bonus is paid out
>for a good center
>San Jose is named as a target team
Huh? What the fuck does San Jose have that they want to trade and Montreal wants? Must be the dumbest reporting of the year.
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>>150511003
I wish the nhl was concluded by the time IIHF started
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>>150511003
And the GHL is any better?
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>>150511003
post pic of chin, incel freak
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>>150511571

Post hockey memorabilia
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>>150511130
>>Montreal wants to trade Carey Price after his bonus is paid out
>>San Jose is named as a target team

This all makes sense. After the bonus Price is only owned $2M but his cap hit is $10.5M. San Jose is $4M below the salary floor and $29M below the cap. Price only has 1 year left too so it won't hurt San Jose long term. Montreal would also prefer to not be in LTIR all season
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>>150511130
Tyler Toffoli
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>>150511761
and the owner doesnt need to pay that salary since it's LTIR and insurance pays it
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>>150511761
>This all makes sense
It doesn't because what the hell are Montreal gonna do with Alexander Wennberg or Zack Ostapchuk? Because they're not trading Celebrini or Smith.
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>>150511955
>>150511917
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Cute :3
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>>150512013
reminds me of me and the boys
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>>150511955
Fimpens lad in Montreal would be pure kino
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>>150511955
Please note how I removed the "for a good centre" part
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happy sunday bros
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>>150512495
Happy Sunday fren <3
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>>150512728
gonna make the proddies seethe with this one, miguel
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>>150507225
McDavid to islanders confirmed
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>>150508610
>soulless fans
>soulless arenas
>no I’ve never been to a game
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>>150510433
convinced my buddy for us to go to iihr in zurich in '26, bretty dang excited if i'm being 2bh
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>>150512495
>liquid cooled
>still panting
That must be one warm puppy
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>>150514366
iihf*
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>>150509507
>save me big fat american
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Just dropped a fucking huge marner
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>>150509083
Sex outside of marriage is the lost degenerate thing you can do apart from sports betting
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>>150514603
we don't call them that anymore
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>>150514639
how's life in utah?
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>>150514660
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All the pieces are in place for hoob to lift the cup this year. Conroy's masterpiece
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>>150516223
All those hockey hooahs look like Ukie hookers .
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>>150516195
Real hockey town huh
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>>150516627
Don't talk crazy! You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easiah!
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Pulled something in my back juggling. God dangit
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>>150514366
Based I wish I could travel to a hockey tourney
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>>150514639
_/ _/ _/ _/ that’s why Crosby is the best
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>>150516195
Maybe I should have taken that job in salt lake city
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>>150516701
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>>150514366
Based, I was In Bern a while back and I remember being in a bar that was covered in Bern hockey flags etc. Seemed like Switzerland is a legit hockey country.
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>>150516701
The fans don't have any money cause the Church takes it all
But the Church has an investment in ice hockey now, so this is the best way they know to encourage it
Smith Group also gives tickets away to active duty troops nearby and other businesses, so it seems like a lot of people are going because it's "fun"
>Mormons are robot people and do what they're told to do, Gary couldn't have picked a better place to put the 'Yotes
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>>150514657
based and true
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>>150516847
How is this legal in america?
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this thread stinks of lies
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>>150516910
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records? and what are your thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>150516998
>rule of "law"
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>>150516998
>Rogers Arena
>America
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*starts the wave*
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>>150516998
Stadium food is hit or miss here
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>>150517072
This is why I don't want a new saddledome.
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>>150516223
McDavid is a very awkward man
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>>150516998
*rips cigarette*
fucking free market, man. it's prices people are willing to pay for the products they get
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>>150517072
Combo 4 is the biggest rip of i've ever seen
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>>150516223
drai's bimbo wife is pretty but has way too much makeup imo desu
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who's roger
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>>150517189
idk but he used to have blockbuster type stores across canada
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>>150517178
she's half way to trollface
face
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>>150517217
Could you rent porn?
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>>150507421
>Inciting an opponent
What?
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>>150517276
Probably, I was a kid so don't remember. I rented click with adam sandler desu
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Why do Swedes have so many rape fantasies?
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>>150516998
Buyer beware. You deserve it if you order food at a professional sporting event
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>>150517162
O Canada, our home and native land!
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>>150517162
Probabaly $1-2 of food and container cost
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>>150517397
>Unironically a Canadian classic
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clash in paris bout to start E-God brothers
>>150517257
irl trollface is sara civian kek
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>>150517468
never mind i am a retard it starts in an hour
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i've been called a canadian classic
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>>150517468
kek i see it
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>>150517466
>The story tells of a lonely archivist sent to work in northern Ontario, where she enters into a sexual relationship with a bear.
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>>150517625
why is so much female literature porn?
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Canadian Costco will never have this.
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>>150517998
i wish i experienced the $1.50 hotdog before taking on vegetarianism
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>>150517625
probably a lot of those up there
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>>150517678
Maybe it's a shitpost
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>>150518161
what the hell
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>when she'd rather fondle bear balls and sniff bear farts than sit next to you
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Why is Yukon so expensive?
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>>150518626
idk probably expensive the build and wages are super high there
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Failed my drivers test again
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>>150518626
the expensive house from whitehorse
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>>150518713
whitehorse is a fucking dump
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>>150518702
>Asian girls
>in MY /hoc/
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>>150518626
what about manitoba
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>>150518741
it's more likely than you think
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>>150518702
it's okay.0 bud's been trying for literal years.
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>>150487091
jlmi
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What theme should I make the next thread bros?
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>>150519101
Bear
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>>150519101
gf themed
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>>150519271
>>150519271
>>150519271
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