Afternoon slateNevada vs (2) Penn State 2:30pm CT - CBS/Paramount+Marshall be (5) Georgia 2:30pm CT - ESPN(8) Alabama vs Florida St 2:30pm CT - ABCSouth Dakota vs (22) Iowa State2:30pm CT - FOXMontana St vs (7) Oregon 3:00pm CT - BTN
fuck texas
B1G Champs
>texass
Built for this moment
Texas status:[ ] Back[ ] Not Back[X] Never Fucking Back
>m-m-my last name!!ACK Tranning is a white Shaduer Sanders
DUI ALERT
it's 3:30 ET and there are 12 minutes left in the Tennessee game that started at noon
>osu loses almost entire roster>texass still can't beat themG R I M
Arch "this bussy" Manning
>>150493867>CT
>ohio state lost both coordinators and most of the their players>texas has the revenge angle>arch manninghow did they bungle this sure win?
>shart manning
ladies and gentlemen, your KWAB of the week and PERHAPS the whole year
you can only post itt if you are 2-0.
Not watching niggerball anymore, this shit's a waste of time. The amount of people who invest their whole life into this shit is said. I've been into this for 10 years now I'm fucking done.
>Tulaneembarrassing
what now?bama/fsupoo?
Yeah whatever meet us on a neutral site blowguyio
>texass oline>arch manling>#1>loseshould’ve just been in the video texass
My Gophies
>>150493867Oh come let's sing Ohio's praiseAnd songs to Alma Mater raiseWhile our hearts rebounding thrillWith joy which death alone can stillSummer's heat or winter's coldThe seasons pass the years will rollTime and change will surely (truly) showHow firm thy friendship ... OHIO!These jolly days of priceless worthBy far the gladdest days on earthSoon will pass and we not knowHow dearly we love OhioWe should strive to keep thy nameOf fair repute and spotless fameSo in college halls we'll growAnd love thee better ... OHIO!Though age may dim our mem'ry's storeWe'll think of happy days of yoreTrue to friend and frank to foeAs sturdy sons of OhioIf on seas of care we rollNeath blackened sky or barren shoalThoughts of thee bid darkness goDear Alma Mater...OHIO!
was it nerves or is he just shit /cfb/?
>>150493907>how did they bungle this sure win?The third line of your post
>>150493905college time
>>150493923relax, arch
oh no no no no no no no
>longhornfags are now gonna stop posting until November Thanks, Brutus.
Texas iiiiiisssssssssssss...
>losing the game because you fuck up 3 yard passes on two plays in a row
>>150493926this and old dominion indiana
>>150493932Mid
>>150493924Tulane has thay jew Mormon qb
>>150493936idk OSU's defense was incredibly suspect coming into this seasonthere is no way they are THIS good. I think he might be a bit shit
>>150493923ok
>>150493923i missed the first qtr because i was sleeping lmaogonna wear my national champ hat in walmart with pride this week get on my level
>>150493882i saw a badger crossing the road today
>>150493867>game already over>HURRRR LETS MAKE A NEW THREADRetard
>>150493943IN MY ASS!
welp time for my workout im worried though i live in austin and i can hear rumblings
Tennessee game is still going, I'll check it ou->Louis Riddicknevermind
Ryan Day has beaten 5 straight top 10 opponents, including #1 twice, #2, and #3can't win big games my ass
>>150493932Left is wife material
>>150493907Arch had his ass kissed too much and didn't focus on every other recruit
it would've been a more exciting match if it were later in the season teebs. OSU has too many new guys trying to get a feel of it in the 1st game
>>150493961
Bryce and the Michigan D are gonna buttfuck the Buttguys
Fuck TexasFuck the SECFuck the SouthPEACE
Now that the dust has settled, can we all acknowledge that my Bulls would bootyblast both of those shit teams?
Jackson Arnold rules the SEC now
theres been a lot of injuries in this tennesneed game
464 Rush Yards by NavyPrepare your anus ND and all of college football, Navy is winning the Natty.
>>150493961college football’s gonna be on for another 10 hours you tard
>>150493982USF or Buffalo?
Gus Johnson is wasted on Big Ten defensive slop.
Arch is the early lead candidate for KWABOTY.
Indiana with a field goal, 10-7
>>150493983literally whomst
>>150493959You didn't win shit your college bought a bunch of randos through NIL. College sports used to be actual students now it's all just a mercenary business.
>mfw Texass lost due to failing to punch it into the endzone from inside the FIVE again
>>150493999USF all day (I have a soft spot for Buffalo from when I used to sport bet tho)
>arch manning has the yipswhat other famous quarterbacks got the yips?
>>150494000he sucks complete ass, he's perfect for it
OSU shouldn't really feel good about this they barely.beat what might be the most overrated team of all time
OCTOBER 4TH, GATORS WIN BY TWO SCORES SCREENCAP THIS
SEVEN (7!) FUCKING POINTS
>>150493960They cute but they also very mean
>>150494001early lead candidate? unless someone literally dies on the field that clinches itthe amount of dick-sucking he got would make Asa Akira blush, and he goes out and is the worst part of his team.
>get ranked #1>almost get shut out by a team that replaced like 18 players and multiple coordinatorsnever fucking ever, texas
>>150493920>Kream and Kow Klub Grand WizardFeeling ambivalent. Not sure about my order of scoring, figured cryin’ ryan gay would shit the bed despite the QB advantage.
>>150494005People like you will always post shit like this yet you’ll continue to follow D1 instead of soulful D2 and D3. Because it comes from a place of butthurt about losing for you, not an actual care of the sport.
>>150493924Tulane is unironically better than pretty much all the bottom B1G teams. At least I'd take them to win those games, anyway.
How far down does Texas slide?
>>150494019
>>150494034I could honestly see Carson Beck dying of an anal prolapse during a game, so he may be able to win KWABOTY.
>>150493867>this game didn’t even slightly impact Texass’ playoff chances I love expansion!
>>150493895Fireball time for Sark
>>150493941>muh heckin' Manning family are heckin' wholesomerino amerimutts!The Jews are raping your country. WAKE UP!
this guy would have been KWAB of the week if it werent for Arch Manning
oh no
>>150494056#2 because voters suck
Sark is about to jump headfirst off the wagon
>>150494019>he got Peyton's brain, not Eli'sit's over.
>>150494063don't you just love when there are no consequences!
>>150494056Depending on whether Penn State loses today, 2 spots.
Volunqueers choking?
>>1504940731. Arch2. This guy3. Boise State as a whole
LETS GO BAMA
>>150493924Tulane could make the playoffs
>>150494000You could tell he was jonesing to go apeshit like he always does and neither team really gave him the opportunity to lol. We got a cheeky TATER! on tOSU's 2nd TD though.
>toxass fell for the CU legacy QB memekek, it's kino!
>>150494058When your owner was a drug addled nepo baby
>>150494044I go to a D1 school though. I guess that's just how it goes. The big crowds are fun but that means it gets turned into a business and none of the players are even real students.
>>150494063yes it did
AND ITS JUST THAT EASY FOLKS
>>150494091Boise State are not KWAB tier. They just ran into the eventual national champs in week 1.
>>150494091you forgot ARMY
lets go herd
>>150494077he definitely got peytons brain because he made the right read on almost every play (except for the pick) but would then miss the open receiver
so cool that ohio state is already a lock bc all they had to do was win 1 of the Texas/Pedo State/Michigan gamesexpansion is so great!
What's this retard's excuse going to be?
Confirmed that shithio can't win without the refs
>>150493882>>150493960>>150494032badgers are the good guys
is ND vs Miami even going to be competitive?
>>150494120what about that 4th down in the endzone
Syracuse faking injuries is why this game is taking so fucking long
>indiana barely beating old dominion
>>150493932so it seems, so it seems
>Tennessee game>player is injuredname a more iconic duo
>>150493885literally built for Big Buckeye Cock
>>150494056Well Penn St. is going to fall into being #1 as long as they win because voters keep huffing the PSU is good gas. So probably 3~5 at worst.
>>150494125texASS was literally gifted their only score of the game by the reffies
>>150494091#3 Should be Army
>>150494124>lol i trol u
>>150494121So cool that Texas can lose even another game and people will say WELL THEY ONLY LOST TO TOSU BY SEVEN POINTS! and make the playoffs.
>>150494136you talking about the sneak or which one
>>150494132>fagson Beck is worse than cam ward plus lost most of the receivers>notre Dame still has their defense
Ohio State will now be the #1 team in the country for at least the next 2 months.How mad are you?
>>150494063Hilariously, losing to anOSU by one score will probably be their best data point until November. Their schedule is absolutely pathetic.
>>150494142Cignetti left a pretty good program back at ODU
>>150494109are you from tampa anon
>>150494164the outside throw to a blanketed wr that got dropped
>>150494125>Everything I don't like is THE REFS: A Loser's Guide to Football Discussion Maybe Texas should spend a little less time Lambo shopping and a little more time practicing their short-yardage packages
>>150494073Army kicker
>>150494171i thought he was at James Madison?
>>150494157>the state of tarleton
>>150494085That's a big NO, tranny.
I dont see a single white guy on ugas defensive line
>>150494142imagine how bad they would be losing to new dominion
>>150494121The 12 team playoff is a disaster for the human race
>>150494141>>150493984tbf, Tennessee went down a lot todaythe game is going 4+ hours now
post seminole sluts while we wait for this flopfest to end
>>150494174Nah but I am from Florida and my kid is going to be a doctor, and I think that explains it all
texastards on suicide watch lmaooo
did people forget that arch couldn't beat out quinn fucking sewers or what?
Pistol is so much better than regular shotgun. Less time to get the snap, RBs can get going downhill and play action works a lot better.
>>150494152>1 - 4Get month off>5 - 8Get a tune-up game at home under the lights this has to get fixed
>>150494141They are absolutely going to adjust the new rule for next season, all you have to do is fake an injury before the ball is spotted to avoid and consequences right now.
>>150494191Oops
>>150494182that was a good ball though, one of his few
>>150494196
it's STOCKTON TIME
>>150494204the media sure did
>>150494168Isn’t their last regular season game against ass to mouth? If they don’t do anything, they’ll walk into the SEC title game.
are the rankings in college football a work?reminds me of WWE power rankings back in the day. Why is a team that can only score 1 touchdown in 4 quarters (garbage time btw) ranked #1 in the WORLD?
>>150494213are we talking about balls or reads?
>>150494213Yes but the slant was wide open for a touchdown
>>150494121Really staggering when you think of just how little this game mattered for either team. Both are still in complete control of their destiny and both are virtual playoff locks unless they utterly faceplant
What are we watching bros
>>150494199Tennessee's are real injuries. It's in all their opponents best interest to fake injuries to slow down their fast offense
>>150494082Let's be fair here if texas won the rest of their games and it was still a 4 team playoff they would be in anyways so it would not have mattered still. I hate what they have done to the sport but if there was gonna be a playoff anyways which was inevitable the 4 team version sucked. Oh sorry X team in the big 12 or acc you lost a game to a top 10 team and won out? Well alabama is in over you at 10-2 after losing to a 8-5 lsu and 6-6 missisippi st but they had quality wins over central michigan, fresno state and #22 mizzou
>>150494226OSU only scored 2 touchdowns thoughbeit
>>150494204everyone was still under the collective delusion that Quinn was himself a future first rounderit's amazing how much hype the last couple Texas QBs have gotten because they play for Texas/Sark
Texas gained like 100 more yards than Ohio state did. I still think they are the best team in the country now and unstoppable by December. Offense just needs more experience playing together.
Penn State about to lose to Nevada
>>150494240florida state bama waiting room aka cuse vols
>>150494157>Losing at home to an actual LITERALLY WHO schoolThat is KWAB of the fucking year, easy.
>>150494240Bama + FSU next
>>150494250Arch just needs to work on his ball placement and footwork.
>>150494226preseason rankings aren't worth the electricity to render them on a screen, they're literally just there to hype early matchups.don't put any real stock in rankings until mid-October or so
the sec is trash tier since 2020
>>150494237texas is certainly still in control of their own destiny, but losing any two of florida, OU, uga and a2m would probably get them eliminated
Early season football is ugly. That's why I don't like these big games in a team's opener.
bogus pass interference call
>pedo state thinking they're gonna be #1that is not how this works retards, it will be anOSU
>>150494250>best team in the country nowHmmm. No, but there is a team with horns on their helmet that is though
>>150494208I think I'd rather have the tune up. The entire top 4 got bootyblasted last year. I truly think the down time is what fucked Oregon
>>150494226its a work. all of cfb is, its a money grab for colleges. they literally pay for playoff bowl games.
>>150494167>He forgot about PSUPSU will ride that #1 Ranking until they play a team with a pulse, get boatraced and somehow back into the playoffs, AGAIN.
Hawaii@Arizona tonight is a perfect way to end the first real Saturday
All these shit teams have me feeling /cocky/
Nevada coming out strong
>>150494204Texas apparently did or they would have spent some cash on a new QB.
>>150494288This
>>150494275actually if you look at pre-season rankings, despite their glaring flaws, they are a remarkably strong predictor of game outcomes.
>>150494300lol
>>150494242But with 12 teams Texas now has at least 1 more freebie loss with zero impact on their playoff chances, even with 3 they’re strong contenders to get in. They’re going to play at most 3 good teams all year, they could get swept by those and still make the “national championship”
Why is Penn State ranked 2?
>ANOTHER INJURYgood lord
>>150494259>>150494267Thanks lads, I assumed but I wanted to check. Good to be back
Refs keeping Indiana in this game LOL
>>150494299You’re gonna get stomped week 4 though…
>Penn State and Nevada's uniforms are almost perfect mirrors of each othernice
did we ever get a screen grab of the water girl with the big dumper
>>150494296>nevadakek
poosiers
>>150494229>>150494230>bad reads good balls>good reads bad ballsregardless it was frustrating to watch. he made more good reads than bad ones but when the ball is consistently skipping off the turf or sailing overhead it really doesn't matter. and it is concerning because it looked like the yips which is just not an easy problem to deal with
>>150494250if sark just kicked fgs it wouldve been 14-14 or 12-14 and they would have the ball with a lot less pressure and a fg wins but im sure the two extra tds would maybe have helped lol you only need 1 more point than your opponent sark
>>150494320i hate you guys and your sec bullshit
Bros I'm hungover as fuck and feel like I'm gonna die what do I do?
>badgers looked ass>osu nearly choked to arch>indiana lmao>msu and shillinois played cupcakes>penn state looking sloppy against nevada Is it finally our year goldy bros?
>>150494318Welcome to every Tennessee game. And they will never do anything to stop it because the NCAA hates Tennessee for booty blasting them in court.
>penn state already looking like shitwho could have possibly seen this coming???? All the media heads said they were guaranteed to be GOAT tier bc they returned everyone from a team that couldn't score points
How many of you lost money because you watched this video on Thursday?
grim
either im getting older or these games all suck
>>150494339It just means more
You'd think Purdy would be black with a name like Chubba
>>150494250>gained like 100 more yards than Ohio state didif only they were capable of getting 101 more, they probably would have won.but alas
>>150494300Nevada fucking sucks. And this statement is in no way, shape or form about their football, this state just fucking sucks.I’ve been stuck living in Las Vegas for a year and it’s literal hell
Hard to get excited about your team when they open the season against a complete shitter
>>150493867>CignettmemeRemember, kids, when you win at your stepping stone job, jump up to the big leagues immediately
>>150494340Pancakes always work for me fren.
>>150494347
>>150494340Try not drinking
>>150494355How's the hooker situation? Do you get approached? Are you a pedestrian?
Its time for Tessitore
>>150494358Nah those are the best games. It's all about the grilling and the beer because winning by 50+ is all but guaranteed.
>>150494340You're a failure, end it all, get rid of the pain you have to numb with alcohol
>storms in the Tallahassee areamore weatherkino on deck let's go
>>150494347i have never placed a bet and i will never watch stephen a. smith
>>150494350nah those glory days are over...we should all be watching Penn State football
>>150494370kek
>>150494340Mix some of this with some creatine and down as much water as you can, then have some fatty meat or cheese
>>150494383
overall not a fan of the injuns but the FSU pregame thing is pretty cool
>>150494355thats what happens when you live in an otherwise inhabitable desert, the sun fries your brain
>racist FSU tradition with a historically marginalized minority portraying a caricature of his cultureUm... can we be better than this???
Joe Tessitore looks like a fun guy to suck off. Like he’d really appreciate it
>>150494349Considering how long you’ve been stuck at sergeant, probably both.
>>150494339>SEC bullshit There’s literally nothing else on. Also I never pass up a chance to root again Bama. I don’t care if FSU wins, I just want Bama to lose > Roll Roll Seminole wind / roll like you’re never gonna roll again.
$30 a month for this
PSU without Warren will suck
>>150494383>>150494406No, not up!!!! Turn it down!!!
>>150494355Is the tourism doom and gloom true?
last year's texas put up a much better fight, they probably woulda won if the busted screen pass hadn't happenedthis one was just pathetic, Arch a fucking shit
Does anybody have a stream <:3
>>150494388>weatherkino>it's just the studio fags running their mouths for an hour because the game is delayed from a lightning strike thirty miles away
>>150494413That is a literal Seminole indian on that horse you stupid reddinigger. The tribe likes the name
>>150494355Why are you forced to live there?
i NEED muh SEMENHOLES to win so i can see a STOOORRRRMMMMMM
So many boomers here I know went to the U game this weekend They’re making it seem like beating ND is their superbowl
>>150494355>actually living in the fakes city on the planetThose Chinese ghost cities are more authentic than fucking Vegas
>>150494413They should do a Native American tradition that more accurately reflects their true culture. And by that I mean each man in the stands should solo a bottle of whiskey and then start beating the nearest woman
>>150494403did you get this from /roon/? I posted it there
>>150494418you are a very sick sec fan...bama was the only reason anyone cared
elbows swagin trunk bangin peace to the anons selling cocaine
Damn FSU hit to hurt
>>150494413brother it's literally someone from the Seminole tribe and it's something they specifically asked for in their agreement with FSU
>>150494411My lease is up at noon 9/09 and I’ll be out of here by 6am>>150494377No idea. I do porn so I don’t pay for pussy.
>>150494449you know that the strip is just one road, right?
>>150494455No sirI've been horsepilled for months now
>>150494437Yes but it'll cost you the bussy tax
Roll Tide
south dakota recovers fumble in iowa states red zone and scores a touchdown in the next play
>>150494355Can't believe you fell for the meme. And close to top of the market!But fr anon, this place was meant to trap people. It's a literal drain with only one outlet to the lake. Get out while you still dont have roots established here.
>Roll Tide
>>150494487High Tide
>>150494484I've got plenty of bussy to go around
>>150494413I’m a redskin injun that what got genocided on the trail of tears. It’s cool.
>>150494473Where you goin?
>>150494504Hook em horns!!!
Bumuh looks overrated and slow
>>150493882not so fast
>>150494473You're literally paying the women to fuck you
lol go for it bama
holy shit bros it's FSU's year
>>150494434Oh yeah. It’s dead as hell here. The homeless and drugs are everywhere. The hotels are incredibly expensive. 11% drop in tourism might be more like 14%>>150494444Work stuff. >>150494449I know. It was the stupidest decision I’ve ever made. I’ve lived all over: LA, San Diego, Bozeman, Seattle, Austin, Atlanta, Miami… but this city is by far the worst
this new Bama QB has dawg
>>150494528unless you're extremely good looking you are always paying women for pussy,
lmao at those FSU players that thought they made the stop
>the right side of the line was the weaker sidewow no way
what the fuck happened at the Tennessee-Syracuse game?
>>150494431DO YOU HEAR ME HAYNES? THEY ARE GOING 4TH AND DOWN
>>150494548I could ask you the same thing
>>150494548everybody died
>>150494538>The homeless and drugs are everywhere. Yeah but thats everywhere. At least Vegas gets something out of it. Hookers.
pedo state looks even more useless than usual now that Warren is gonewhy the FUCK were media types trying to hype them
>>150494315I'm not a texas fan I am an osu fan but if they lost all their big games and then somehow ran the table that is on the other teams in the playoffs. Again I hate the new shit in college football but I would rather have 12 teams over 4. The 4 teams every year were always going to be uga/bama/texas osu/oregon/michigan and then the other confs would basically need an unbeaten team or a blue blood 1 loss team like clemson or fsu etc to get in over a 1 to maybe even 2 loss team from the list above that didn't win the sec or big 10. They want big money games and bama or osu vs a 1 loss big 12 winners houston game in a 4 team payoff is not gonna be it
>>150494543ive never been on one date, always went straight over to her place or her to mine and fucked over 100 women am a schizo neet and live with my mom with no car. its never enough.
>>150494526>gopher>badger>wolverineand then ohio state chose to be a tree nut
>>150494492I’m gone as of 6AM 9/09, shit feels like I’m being released from prison>>150494514Back to Los Angeles for a bit and then probably Southern Florida >>150494528I have an agent and I get booked on shoots lol. I don’t pay them - I GET paid
>>150494538>BozemanFag
>>150493867Florida State can’t stop the run to save their lives
good to see Iowa State aren't wearing those stupid black uniforms
>>150494548What always happens at Tennessee games. Half the field goes down and the game drags on for an extra hour
I hope Penn State wins it all
Florida state has a bunch of softN I G G E R S
>>150494568My guy, you can get hookers anywhere… Tryst or Eros
>Florida injuns run defenseKWAB
FSU is getting gashed
>>150494567to shreds you say?
>>150494543Even if you’re extremely good looking, you’re paying for women to fuck you. You’re just paying less.
florida state: yep still shit
>glorynoles
What Fucking happened to Texas!? They were the number 1 tram in the country? The Refs Fucking SCREWED them!?
>>150493970>wife material>tattoo
>>150494607They're on fucking tinder lol.
>>150494577Must be poverty wages if you're moving
>>150494526GOPHERS > BADGERS > WOLVERINESas animals
>>150494580My mom grew up there and I worked on a documentary out there Plus I like to fish. It was cool for six months
>>150494624checks not cashing sorry anon
Anons I moved my kid into USF this weekend and found out the hotel I stayed at is where Julio Foolio died. The door handle kept jiggling all night in my room, and now I keep hearing footsteps at home since I got back. Is it possible I have a lame nigger rapper haunting me now?
>>150494577are most of the ladies you work with on some sort of drugs?
Penn State of nicholas singleton’s hair
IM GONNA CHOOOOOOOP
>>150494607I’ll stick to undergrads on bumble. They’re cheaper.
>>150494624Ref board tourist
>>150494607I can do anything everywhere. Its all about the percentage and stuff. Nevada is decriminalized for the hookers. Maine actually just actually became the 2nd state to do that too but the customers get a felony. And thats why many thousands of hookers work in Vegas
>>150494597Post that on Reddit or you’re a coward
>>150494638I moved from cleveland to billings and bozeman is nothing but fags. I'd rather live in haiti than bozeman
>>150494633Wages don’t have anything to do with it Vegas is a fucking shithole. Plus most of the shoots I get booked on are actually in LA.
so, besides humid weather, what does the south have now that the north took back cfb?
>>150494510roll tide brother
>>150494643probably, but more importantly, why was your kid only able to get into south florida?
>>150494636Nittany Lion >
how is 'KWABOTY' pronounced?
>>150494665Everywhere is a shithole. At least Vegas gets something out of it.
>>150494643>USFYou’ve got worse things to worry about than a ghost haunting you.
Dude looks like Kirk Cousins
>>150494676too scary!
my reffies :(
>>150494676>literal Canaanite phenotypestay far away
>>150494644Not really. It’s actually a lot more “sober” than traditional tv. If you show up to a shoot fucked up it’s just a bad “look”However apparently the tranny shoots are different - they’re all high on crystal apparently
>>150494676>this is a ten in pencilvania
I just checked three games and all of them were in commercial. Nice sport.
>>150494676Dear lord what a golem. Goldy gals >>>
>>150494689Everywhere is not in fact a shithole. Try not living in an urban hellscape.
>>150494681like cawabunga"kawa-BOOTY"
>>150494643your kids are going to do a lot of drugs
am I allowed to feel optimistic about gunner stockton or are marshall too shit to make a call
>>150494714do NOT move to jawja it is also a shithole
>>150494675It’s a good school. Want them to be a doctor >>150494694They aren’t leaving campus it’ll be ok
>>150494689Idk. San Diego was nice. Miami wasn’t bad (in comparison to Las Vegas)
>>150494681Kwab like crab Bo T
>>150494348The downside: You're living in Zanesville.
>>150494731But i already live in Gawja
>>150494147>player is """"injured""""ftfy
>>150494734>USF>good school>be a doctorBlack? Because if you aren’t black they aren’t getting into med school if they only got in at USF.
>>150494725USF is a nerd school
>>150494714Well if its not a shithole then there's no hookers and stuff. I live in Austin and this place is a shithole and its all for nothing.
>>150494744im eatin my APPLE COBBLER watching MY DAWGS
>>150494742isn't the downside more that you live on a tiny island of grass in the midst of a parking lot
>Semenholes
Roll Damn Tide We look fucking unstoppable
>>150494751USF has been producing more doctors than anywhere down here since UCF fell off
the best part of having a noon game is I can watch the rest of the day stress free
LETS GO BAMA...7-0 BAMA ROLL TIDE
Auburn would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>150494753Florida and Miami are the nerd schools. Not USF. USF is where the Cubans go.
>>150494776High Tide!
>>150494730last year maybe but marshall lost their entire school
>go to vegas for a bachelor party>hang out at pool for 45 minutes>get fried to a crisp>spend weekend in bed covered in aloe vera>throwing up and getting chills>miss out on the strippers>$600 lighter
>semenholes
How much did Fucking tOSU pay the Fucking Refs!? This game has to Fucking be investigated by the Trump department of Justice!
the play-out songs today have been more buttrock than usual
a white QB for Bama?
We might have something in Stockton Dawgbros
ony nonshit afternoon games?all look like shit to me
>>150494707TYFYS
Bama is back
It's not the same with Milroe...
>>150494753don't they have like 100K students?
what a dogshit week 1 schedule
Energy is electric in beaver stadium
lol
looking good noles!
>>150494820>we got these niggas
>>150494763I lived in South Austin off Slaughter and Menchaca for 18 months.
Why does this Modelo commercial have so many non-Mexicans in it?
>>150494826sir you must understand marshals will beat jawja trvst ze plvn
>>150494801aksually... the reffies were the only reason texas scored any points.... that wasn't a catch
>>150494832Lmao
>>150494832wtf is this ai slop?
>>150494832did this happen today
>>150494790UF is a party school and they have been making a concerted effort to accept out of state students with lower qualifications because it brings in more revenue than in state. UF is about to fall off big time. Screencap this.
>>150494859yeah it happened at the beginning of the game vs Montana State
>>150494859https://x.com/inside_the_dome/status/1961883343982625076?s=19
why is it so dark there in Florida? It's only 4pm?
>>150494841Because the WHITE MAN has seized control of the entertainment industry again >the kikes who control the industry realized the broke Mexicans and niggers don’t spend money
>>150494865Cope. Your kid is a retard. Probably also not even top ten percent of his high school class lmao
>>150494883thunderstorms in the area
>>150494800I hope this Bama girl is enjoying life with her brother husband
>>150494832why is that duck wearing blackface
>>150494273Arch literally looked like a high school QB out there. Did his uncles and grandad not teach him anything?
>>150494883Cubans, anon.
>all of the Arch dickslurping during the offseason>for THAT
D R O P P E D
sexy little cousin posted about going to her first cfb game today...bet she'll probably be getting drunk and railed after...god im jealous of her toilet
>>150494887>immediately after a Dick’s commercial with a White female black male USAID still echoing huh
>see a white couple in a commercial>pleasantly surprised>its a local commercialKek should've known
lollmao
>>150494888Incorrect and honestly I domt care what some retard who is 10 years out of date on their info about Florida universities thinks they know
>>150494828LETS GO BIG TEN
is LSU/Clempus the only good game the rest of the day?
>>150494882Why did he run away?
>>150494887there were some jungle bunnies in that ad though
>>150494919it'd be funnier if he said that AFTER the game
>>150494676A mid guy could probably pull above his weight with women at PSU considering all the men there are into young boys
>>150494898I think they wear a mask that blacks out their face so you can't see colors through the pinholes in the eyes
>>150494929HE WAS WEARING A BLACK FACE
So the whole rule about fake injuries won't do shit because if you just fake it before the whistle the refs can't do shit. So nothing is going to change for offenses that go tempo.
>>150494926seems like it, probably won't have to multiscreen anymore
>>150494930>the jungle bunnies crave the BWCNot even memeing, black chicks love white dudes
>>150494926Good if you want to watch LSPoo shit the bed because Brian Kelly’s teams are always completely unprepared week 1
Carrot Top is 60 years old
>>150494573The only teams that ever had undeserved playoff berths in the 4 team system were OSU and Bama. In 10 years there was only maybe 2 years where you could make an argument that 4 teams weren't enough, which was the first and last years of the playoff. Even in 2023 though, FSU wasn't for real and nobody felt bad for UGA after they got cucked by Bama for the 100th time. There were more years where 4 teams was too many than not enough. The 12 team is absolute slop. It just gives even more excuse for OSU and Bama to get extra chances that they don't deserve.
Nick saban isn’t there to save you from castallanos now bama faggots
>>150494575yes so your good looking and not a schizo. I'm a shrink so your'e just full of shit. you might be tall and schizoid traited and maybe just fuck obese trash. or you just fuck brown people which doesn't countyour paying time sure. I've been all the body types except tall, from the shortest to average height as an adult, from otter bod to ripped to obese and back and forth. Even as an average height average looking white male when I was otter bod women would approach me, not when I was ripped or stocky. no I was not chad, I had chad friends and I could not compete with them, going out with them was literally pointless the best thing that could happen to me were all my friends were in LTR's
i paid 0 attention to preseason rankings until just now>pedo state 2>clempus 4boy they pulled out of their asses even more than usual this year huh
>>150494832>mascot head decapitated the same day Lee Corso retiredominous
>>150494939you type like one of those racist that always give up thoughts and prayers during a mass shooting. STOP IT
>>150494954No shit this one won’t leave me alone
>>150494742This kek I live in NE Ohio and it's bad enough. Anytime I go just a little south everything gets worse
>tfw today is my rest day so I’ll just sit around and shitpost on /cfb/ with the lads
>>150494963MIND BLOWN BY A SPIC
>>150494063not only that, but Texas will finish above aOSU in the polls the Cuckeyes shit the bed against Michigan,
>>150494978you should show up anyways then dick her down good
>>150494954very true
>>150494978this is how the woman that cleans my house texts me.
>college kickers hit the gym noodle leg
>lolbamawins
>>150494963The first mascot that retires is the day Lee Corso gets decapitated
>>150494978>papi and kissy heart emoji>3:33am>green bubbles Is this a lady of the night, anon?
>>150494960Damn I would really like to suck her penis
>>150494981>rest day is Saturdaysure hope you're getting your shabbos goy to write your posts for you, Chaim
>>150494978Idk if I'm just a pervert but I would never turn down free poon like that
>>150494954NAH you lie and your moms a whore that should had swallow your dads seed. you have no business being born
>>150495013It's a hooker, she's looking for money
Just saw “Golden” Arch Manning operating the McFlurry machine
>>150494978show us more, I'm curious about the underclass of america
>>150495009Im not Walter, Anon. I’d roll on Saturdays if that fuck down at the league office scheduled me Rest (in this context) means workouts
AIR DRAGON
>>150494992Cleaning ladies always want to fuck bro. Something goes off psychologically for a woman when she is doing chores for you. Women want to fuck their bosses in general almost always. My cleaning lady thirsts for me as well
this nigga's name is squirrel
HAHAHAHAHA ROLL TURD
WHAT THE FUCK BAMA DEFENSE
Holy dragon
>>150495013Free STDs more like
>>150494978dominican?
>BAMASABAN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UH OH BAMMERS
DEY POSE TO BE EEC
>>150494832thats why you should wear a ski mask underneath
>bama
TALK YO SHIT BIG CASTY
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND
ACC bros... I'm getting scared FSU might be /back/
Alabama is the team with soft niggers
squirrel dragon was NUTS
>Banner Barner
NOT SO FAST SISTER FUCKERS
>>150495026He could quit football today and still have more money at his disposal than you or me combined.
>>150495013That’s why you don’t get free poon. Turning them down asserts your superiority to them and generally makes them more into you
>>150495059have you ever worn one of those things? even on a mild day it's a trillion degrees in there
>>150495013Enjoy your condom blowjob, anon.
>>150495083NIL and its consequences
>I JUST CANT SEE BAMA STOPPING METHE NIG SPEAKS THE TRUTH
So this is the power of Alabama when it can’t recruit black players by promising them Scat Pack Chargers and white womyn?
>>150495079nothing wrong with fucking your sister. wincest is the best sex
>They're just better!
I feel bad for Jordan Travis, career just over
>>150495083and he plays like itmoney well spent kek
>>150495085this is why I cancel dates before they doIt unironically workswomen are so fucking useless except for a hole
>>150494959Straight up facts
>>150495105Holy shit this takes me backHer nudes are incredible.Well were I guess
Big Casty looked at this defense and saw food
Calm down everyone. FSU will not keep this up.
>cas tel ah noseWhat a fucking retarded gringo
>>150494978>this hooker won’t leave me alone You don’t pay a hoe to fuck you bro, you pay her to leave
>>150495105this infidel speaks truth inshallah
>>150495128>Calm downAre you new to this general? These faggot overreact like women to everything that happens.
>>150495128norvell personally broke every buck in the offseason
>>150495128this post smalls like fear
>>150495105I married my cousin, so I feel like a spiritual bama fan
>>150495085Actually when I think about it I've ghosted a bunch of bitches but that's cus I didnt want to get caught cheating lmao
>>150495144yeah I love when my sister comes inside me
>>150495150Not just this general. Literally everywhere online you'll find the same kind of kneejerk schizos as here
Today's been a terrible day for football. Ohio State looked like shit out there and now they're going to be praised for beating a fraudulent team once again. I won't consider it a successful season until my buckeyes beat every team by a meaningful margin and DOMINATE Meatcheatagain, not just win but absolutely buttfuck them. If they can't do that then this season is a fucking loss, natty be damned.
The new ESPN gamecast is so fucking ass
Bammer bros...is this the new normal?
simpson looks much better than milroe
>>150494957There was more than that and that was before the complete implosion of the big 12 pac and acc. If you think with the modern confs it would not just be big 10 champ vs lost in the sec champ game and sec champ vs lost in the big 10 champ game as the 4 team playoff you are retarded.
>lelabama and fshart in charge of defense
>>150495175You can cope about the score all you want but Texas was clearly the stronger football team out there today.
>>150495155cousin sexing is like fucking your next door neighbor its not the same hotness
>>150495187cool it with the racism, bro
i thought squirrel was on tennessee or bama?
>>150495006I wish. “Child psychology” major who thinks I have money because I drive an old Porsche (easy as fuck to maintain). Garden variety gold digger who thinks “at least white boy dick big.”>>150495013Don’t ever just accept it unless you have a small pecker and you’ve never fucked before. >>150495054No. Kinda nerdy, though, probably had a White ancestor somewhere. This is Texas, the zoomers adopt certain hispanic slang depending on where they’re from.
>buckeyes win a big game>polar vortex or some shit making it feel like late october>rest of the day to enjoy other gamesdoesn't get much comfier
>>150494708that’s an Italian, stunad
>>150495202is this english
>>150495175I need OSU to be ranked #2 when they play Michigan again. It's a curse for them
>>150494957home games were awesome events
>>150495222>This is Texas, the zoomers adopt certain hispanic slang depending on where they’re from.ain't that the fucking truth
>>150495231someone call ICE on this one...he is not like us
>>150495219He was at Tennessee from 2022-2024. Transferred this last offseason
>>150495155Its not a big deal we were both 17 just kissing. kissing cousins is a common practice in the south. we all need practice
>>150495210fuck off Finejew Manning sucks balls
>>150495219transfered from tennessee after last season
>>150495233curses, karma, poetic justice. it's all bullshit, pal.
>>150495247My cousin and I touched wieners when we were younger
>>150495245why not say big 10 champ loser and sec champ loser instead of the esl bullshit you typed out.
>>150495175Football is so fake and gay that now unless Ohio makes 3 losses they are locked in for the playoffs due to beating a fraudulent #1 plus brand name
>>150495257yeah NO coincidences in life
>blocked punt I know its Marshall but that's still exciting
>>150495258my cousin transitioned and isn't half-bad looking
>>150495177yee
>>150495227best august weather I can remember in my whole lifemaximum comfy
>>150495155salam alaikum
>>150495258stop trying to get my hardon to go soft with your gay speak...STOP IT
can the next thread be Colorado themed. I fell asleep and didn't see how they lost
>>150495258>t.
>>150495235Not awesome enough to make up for ruining the regular season's importance>>150495222Meh I'm married and out of the game now anyway. You might have a point though, I usually ended up getting sucked into a relationship
>>150495308Its actually very normal.
gOD DAMN, bAMA SUCKS
>COLLEGE KICKERS
>>150495294Coach Porch Monkey ended the game with two timeoutshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWSKBAidiQ
>>150494220>when the melanin kicks in
>>150495268okay first off that was not me typing esl I was just expressing how you english professor are the worst people on this planet
LMAO WHAT A WEAK LEGBAMA IS FINISHED
Hit the weight roomah0pt
MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>150495257All the same, 4 years straight feels like there's something there.
>college...
Don't spam the 'log with amateuregg threads you obese sister fucking southern scum
Whose idea was it to put Marshall vs Georgia on ESPN? This is going to be a blow out.
The tide is rolling in shit.
>he has a big leg>short from 53absolute state of tessashill
>>150495337what are you gonna do about it? nothing
>>150495342reparations
>>150495337cry more
>squeezes out a win against some shit fucking team>steals #1 ranking tomorrow
new thread
The Gus bus is rolling yet again.
>>150495357>page 2Is it necessary
>>150495356better than goddamn pedo state being 1
>>150495258my aunt had huge knockers and on a way back from a dirt race track in an RV laying in the RV bed, she put my hand on her boob she was 14 and I was 13. Is this a normal thing?
>>150495337This.
>>150495316cheers
New>>150467371>>150467371
>>150495333coincidence. karma and poetic justice would dictate michigan vacating 3 years of wins, a bowl ban, and lost scholarships.unless their karma is a slow burn and they never win a natty again.
>>150495378
SABAN ISNT HERE TO SAVE U LIL BAMIE BITCH
>>150495372>pedo state2025, still believing that nonsense NGMI
>62 yard DRAGON by Air ForceDamn, their QB actually has an arm.
It’s joever tide bros
LMAO BAMANO SABAN NO WIN
>obama secondary
make it cuck
>>150495326Indeed, I am quite racist. I’m not an English professor, but I do teach freshman comp and technical writing despite being in the business school.
>>150495373W-what happened next anon?
CAM DOWN GUYS FSU CANT KEEP THIS UP
>ALABUMMER>ALABUMMER>ALABUMMER
Cant believe FSU willingly wasted a year with DJ Ukulele at QB
>>150495337It’s a HUGE day for college football
we are witnessing the end of the tide
OH NO NO NO SISTER FUCKERS I THOUGHT BAMA WAS ELITE?!?
>>150495380cry harder
>LELABAMA
Gus Malzahn killing Bama all over again
the fuck why FSU got two post anyway
bama will finish the season unranked and that's a good thing
>>150495430>>150495430>>150495430new
SEC getting exposed hard week one
Roll Tide?More like "LOL Tide"!
>>150495337see you next sunday kekenjoy multiple threads from each individual nfl game
>>150495470NFL earned that rightamateuergg is just a cope from nigger infested southern shitholes
>>150495378It’s kinda like football
>>150495342georgia front runners
>>150494681Boise State
>>150495380>play gets called>Stallions sees signal>checks notes >tells DC the play>DC calls audible Have you ever thought about how stupid this plan would have been? Football moves way too fast to just be CHECKING NOTES. Perhaps Stallions is wrong on a few plays? Do they keep a log of his accuracy? This whole thing was a witchhunt to get Harbaugh back to the NFL.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team in 1910, 1913, 1914, 1957, 1958, 1983, 1993, 2004, 2010, and 2025.
