Afternoon slateNevada vs (2) Penn State2:30pm CT - CBS/Paramount+Marshall be (5) Georgia2:30pm CT - ESPN(8) Alabama vs Florida St2:30pm CT - ABCSouth Dakota vs (22) Iowa State2:30pm CT - FOX
What was his name again?
shit teams
Deboer is going to be fired by December
>>150495446i wish i could be a based nipple piercer like this man
BAMA SUCKS
Give it to me straight, what's the diagnosis on my /beavers/?
fuck why FSU got two post anyway
>>150495445Kalen "A pretty good option to follow Saban" Deboer
AAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE US SABAN
Mr Saban I don’t feel so good
>>150495445Karen DeLorean
What state you from son? One that lost a civil war and is full of niggers and poverty perhaps?you don't even have a real football team do you?and don't tell me you bribed players and invited niggers to fuck all your southern belles to play for your teams just to get assraped by the supreme court 9-0 and now flyover midwesterners are raping your ass in the playoffs?amateuregg cletus nigger cucks
Burgers?
>>150495380Except Michigan did nothing wrong you fucking faggot
I can't wait to see how Deboer deals with angry Bama psycho fans. They aren't going to accept this kinda shit.
>>150495445Unem Ployment
>>150495430Yeah, a great Chutes 'n Ladders player, maybe lmao
>>150495430He's now officially the black sheep of the Manning family.
>>150495446how does he keep getting away with it?
>ALELBAMMER>>150495487Shalom
>>150495490Horace cope will be wonderful
>>150495430All this Florida game does is the cement the idea that Arch Manning really is dog shit Also >fat Angela
my yellow jackets :)
Do I need to say it again?
How is Jadarquavi'ous D'Shantez looking this season?
>Temple @ UMass
Bama simply doesn’t have saban to save them from castillanos anymore
>>150495487Didn't that faggot who filmed all the games just admit to throwing all the evidence and hard drives into the bottom of a lake before the NCAA could get their hands on it.
>>150495481me eated at least 5 burgers this weekend
WARNING!! AIR FORCE CAN NOW PASS THE BALL!!!>4/5>149 yards>2 TDs>1st halfThis is GOD-TIER for a Flexbone team
>>150495521Fastest QB in college football
>>150495430If this piece of shit announcer calls him "Cass tell ah nose" one more fucking time
ban pre season rankings
That's ACC football baby!
nothing else happened with my aunt who was a grade ahead of me. Just boob touch. she became a massive whore, I was normal
Fucking Tessitore ruins every broadcast with his DEEP VOICE OF BOXING MAKING EVERYTHING SO THEATRICAL AND HYPERBOLIC>JUST LOOK AT X!then you have bachelor boy as a color guy, is there a worse broadcast team that does big games in sports?ESPN's NBA A team with Doris, but it's a short listwould unironically prefer buck and aikman by a mile
SABAN, Gus is tricking us again!
>white trash bible belt losing to a hispanic stateJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
My Tide, where's the d?
>>150495521He's a fine buck all right, he'll definitely be a stud for some nubile white wymmyn and sire a squadron of half-black NFL talents.
>>150495547THESE SENIORS HAVE NEVER LOST AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!
>>150495540>>150495547tessitoremind
>>150495533>Passing Military QB
imagine living in albamagrim
>>150495552Tallahassee and Tuscaloosa are both nigger cities
>>150495547there's almost no good broadcast teams anymore, it's sadtess is garbage, the Gus/Klatt pairing is fucking insufferable, Fowler/Herbie is not great
I fucking love Gunner Stockton
>>150495521not as good as Da'Realyst Clark
>>150495445Kalen DeFarmer
>>150495521hes freak beast nasty this year
With the caveat that it's the first half of game one, is Bama ass or is Free Shoes legit?
>>150495547Espn (& others) got the style from WWE and used it in boxing. They want everything to sound like that, it's shit
>>150495480Your statement is noted, sergeant, but you are not privy to this conversation. You are dismissed.
>>150495533>Air Force>airs it outfinally
The world famous 3 and out crimson tide!
what will they cope with now that they're shit at college football (and were only good because they were illegally paying players?)
>>150495487if that's what you need to tell yourself you worm.
>>150495592Gus Malzahn is just that good.
>my team won so much everybody will be salty winners against the new mediocre coach regime for the next half-decade
>>150495529It doesn't matter. Teams literally share signals every week but somehow that's not advance scouting lmaoShit is arbitrary. Stallions just found a way to outsmart the Ohio State butt buddy squad
>>150495579Mountain West is now on notice. Air Force can pass the ball. Prepare yourselves because they're coming to BTFO of everyone.>>150495607But they're called Chair Force for a reason
>>150495580imagine losing to Norvel
>Arch Manning has slipped to 3rd in Heisman odds BUT IT WAS HIS TUUUUUUUUUUURN
>>150495586>no Wave Ryder from Navy
in retrospect i'm kind of worried that USF will upset my gatas next week. especially since i live in tampa
>WE WERE 13-0 THOUGH>starting QB out for year in game 11>barely beat FCS team>barely beat worst Florida team of 21st century>barely beat Pooieville in the rain>MUH DISREPEK SEC PLS INVITE US REEEEEE
>>150495583the Barrie/Mullen broadcasts were comfy
>>150495627I think those are all current players (minus Noah Knigga)
>>150495621their aircraft have chairs in them, though
SECSECSECWhy isn't anyone chanting it anymore?
>>150495623Should be slipping to third in the depth chart but sark is too pussy to do it
>>150495630in retrospect doll second best girl (behind bee)
>>150495467They're favored to win the Pac-2
>>150495613All I need to tell myself is that we won and your shit team lost, pussy.
>>150495621But can they make it to the conference game and win the "Commander in Chief" trophy this year?
>>150495646everyone else can pay players now so they collapsed
>>150495623>3rdShouldn’t even be top 5 with that showing.
>>150495545Oy vey
>>150495610They'll cope by winning the natty
ALABAMA SUCKS DICK
>>150495430what is this throwing technique called?
>>150495646they got really quiet when it became legal for everyone else to pay players
We can assume all the threads mocking texas came from albama or georgia
>>150495650crab and snake are tied for first. bee and doll are unconventional but good choices, she's (almost) gator colors so i have to post her
>>150495610Secession
>>150495586>guy's middle name is actually ESPN
good bait fag but there are only 4 non-Southern teams with a pulse
>>150495654Is it time we took away Alabama Jones' records? he obviously couldn't keep up without relying on cheating
>>150495640Which they rarely use because they get a desk assignment instead. There are plenty in the Air Force that are afraid of flying.>>150495660Boise State isn't a big threat apparently, so Memphis might be the team to beat. Air Force has a chance.
>>150495669you're not winning shit tyrone
>>150495678And that makes them incorrect, somehow
>>150495656yeah, tell him brother(achi)!
>>150495583gus used to be fun when he was a low-level guy with real youthful energynow he just has lame-as nicknames and doesn't really even follow along with the game anymore, he just does his own schtick>MAZZA>RATTI>MARRRRRVand Klatt adds nothing. That's not a bad thing btw, he doesn't make the game better or worse, which is fine for a color guystill a FAR, FAR, more listenable team than fucking Tessitore/PalmerTess used to be slightly amusing, now he's so grating to me it's an auto mute, I notice all his tics now and listening to ten minutes of him makes me want to commit suicide
> FSU scores on this drive > 21-7Does Bama panic?
Ever notice in the commercials that if the requisite interracial couple has the male as the white person both people are homely or ugly, but if the male is a minority both the guy and white woman are conventially attractive model types?
>>150495445should have stayed at washingon
EMAW, /cfb/!! Hope you're enjoying the afternoon games, and laught at UT Austin for scoring less than 10 points on their most important game of the year (not counting Georgia).
>>150495710>Does Bama panic?yes
>>150495672The Beyblade throw. Let it rip!
>>150495710they should panic right now
>>150495620Yeah and the rules allowed that they did not allow you to film the signs and run a ring of paying people to go to games just to film their signs. Its like saying "how come I got in trouble going 90 mph in a 55 when all the other guys were going 57?"
Texas fans when you get sad remember at least you’re not Alabama
Bama getting rapedWill DeBoner make it to the Iron Bowl?
my team is a buncha soft N I G G E R S
>>150495710There's gonna be some battered trailer park wives soon.
>>150495706>doesn't really even follow along with the game anymore, he just does his own schtickBased
>>150495480nc
do these bama niggas even want to tackle?
>>150495710Gus is running circles around their defense right now, if they're not panicking right now they're stupid
IVE SEEN ENOUGHBRING BACK SABAN PLS GOD BRING HIM BACK
How many times has Gus beaten Bama as either a coordinator or HC?
Florida State isn’t good. Alabama is very bad.
>tfw you were alive to witness Gus shitting on Bama in the Iron Bowl Good times - Saban almost had a stroke
>>150495586>Tommy Running Rabbit
>>150495752doesnt look like it
The midge is ballin
>>150495727It's more like "How come I got in trouble for going 60 in a 55 when all the other guys were going 80?" NCAA knows their case is dog shit that's why they gave a soft penalty. Which will still be appealed down lmao. Cry about it
Marshawn got fat again
>>150495706>now he just has lame-as nicknames and doesn't really even follow along with the game anymorepretty much described exactly why he SUCKS better than I could have. The nickname thing is unbelievably cringe and he either isn't paying attention or he has dementia or something, he routinely doesn't notice very obvious things happeningthe main reason I despise Klatt is bc he's a complete faggot when he's not in the booth. He's bland when actually doing games which is acceptable I guess
>>150495698yes, tyrones opinions are automatically invalidated
Krylen DeSnore
Florida state whoopin dey ass
>Alabamalmao
>>150495760four times? '10 as OC, '13, '17, and '19 as HC?
>>150495762No it's Gus being an evil fucker
>sister fuckers getting creamed by the seminole vesicles
what if bama is overrated?
who should i root for? i think i hate bama less than i hate the criminoles but i also don't want other SEC teams to win
>>150495772all your jewish lawyers will never remove the asterisk
>>150495758His 'competitive advantage' is gone. He's never coming back.
>>150495781>everyone that upsets me is black
>fsu icing their own kickerhuh
The Kicking Jew
>icing your own kicker
>>150495500he fu king stinks
What in the actual fuck
>live in black state>NOOOOO i'm not black o algo *smacks lips*
>>150495586For me it's King Largeblack people are so funny with their names, when will they ever learn lol
very bad day for Pawl FinebombI hope espn turns the sec network into a home shopping channel
>>150495804>muh hypothetical asterisk Cope and seethe lil nigga
why are these officiating crews letting teams like FSU and Ohio State play it out but penalizing the SEC teams?
>>150495800FSU victory with career ending injuries for both players and coaches as well
>>150495780Gus read that little factoid about Texas being shut out through 3 quarters they put on the screen and got literally every single aspect of it wrong.Score, opponent, date, everything. It was right on the screen and he still got everything wrong
Bama is really gonna fire the PAC-12 coach and hire Gruden lmao
holy shit that Tron movie looks awfulno one likes Jared Leto pls stop forcing him
What made him so OP?
I don't alabama fans will take being an average team very well.
T-MOBILE HAS HOME INTERNET....internet...internet
what a dumb way to get your redshirt burned, same thing happened to kyle mccord
>>150495852Leto must be a producer. No way he gets anything like that, otherwise.
>>150495834lmao Ohio State played with an SEC reffie crew for their season opener against an SEC teamcry more bitch nigga
>Dicks commercial doesn’t show them getting arrested for stealing on their way out the door
>>150495858Connections in the NCAA compliance department
>>150495852I was amazed it wasn't Pedro Pascal
I want to see somebody get hit really fucking hard
>>150495858Autism
There’s going to be domestic violence in Alabama tonight
>>150495858his anger
Gamblefags BTFO
> Jersey Mikes> Eli about to eat subSomeone photoshop in a cock
>(((Weinberg)))
>>150495858Not wanting to go home to his wife
>>150495858Buck breaking. Unironically he knew how to break bucks of their femininity and ego and make them teammates
>>150495838>THE WORLD>FAMOUS
>>150495852New NIN music!!
>>150495858Total hardass. Have you heard about his reaction to 9/11?
>>150495869that doesn’t mean shit, you’re absolutely retarded. Go back to redd*t
calm down guys fsu can't keep this up
>>150495886absolute degenerates
>>150495886lmfao
>>150495886>not someone having a rage and getting arrestedLame
>>150495837excellent point mr. mussolini, and for gunnar stockton to die of aortic dissection
>>150495888"we'll give you a baby to rape if you make it"
>>150495886top kekI love Haynes even more
>>150495838A senile Gus would be kino
>>150495886wrath of god
>>150495889Wtf... Nick isn't even a bad looking guy, never has been, how the fuck did he end up with that?
I mean bama fans didn't think players actually liked living at bama without getting paid right?
>>150495586>no kniggacringe corporate jewish slop
>>150495858paying players under the table
>>150495909not a single girl there I would have taken a chance at ruining my career with tbqvh
>>150495886probably bet his next six months of mortgage payments on that game and realized he was about to be divorced/homeless/both
>>150495924smol ppthat's why he was so angry all the time
boring ass games
Going to the convenient store for some Zyn. You guys need anything?
>>150495886you can't have a seizure from stressalcohol withdrawals
this theatrical fucking guido even has his shirt unbuttoned with a gold chain
>>150495948rolling
wtf is this wops problem?
>>150495852>Leto plays the blind retard from BR 2049: The MovieHow broke must Trent be to be doing music for that slopfest
>>150495924She makes good beans
>>150495945There are plenty of dudes with tons of money and success that have a hot broad and a smol pp.
>>150495925T town is a shithole with a college sprouting out of it.
I hope everyone is having a good Labor Day weekend because mine fucking SUCKS. I worked until 11:30 last night and am working all day today. Then tomorrow I have to go visit my cousins (who I absolutely despise) in Atlanta.I just want to get blackout drunk and scream at my tv, is that too much to ask for?
>>1504959486 or 9 please
>>150495900Texas got away with pass interference, got favorable spots all game and had a 50/50 call go their way on their only td. Muh refs hate the sec bro
>>150495886Haynes King makin' em seize
>>150495949grizz and some jack links pls
>>150495858Famous Beans
>>150495890He lost control of the team after the BLM chimpouts of 2020, from '21 on he had the worst-disciplined, most-penalized teams of his career
>BamaOHNONONONONONONONONONO
>>150495948Let it roll
>Corso's final pick was Ohio St over the Monghornswholesome
>>150495948trips
>>150495954>>150495958The WWE is rubbing off on him
>>150495948I wuz kang
bama wut r u doing score some fukkn points
>>150495886>hey vegas, watch this lol
>>150495948Would bang 2,4,5,6,7,8,9 soberAll of the females drunk
>>150495985He knew arch was a bust
>>150495966ffs
>>1504959096, 18, 8, 10,12, 14, 13, 15, 3, 9, 7, 5, 4, 1, 2, 16, 17, 11
>>150495949i just worked out and am now having spinach eggs and ham after oatmeal and a banana for brekky, but enjoy your goyslop bro
>63 yard fg by ISU kickerBased
>>150495982Fuck
>>150495949andy capps hot fries, a can of skoal straight and some rubbers (ribbed, not magnum sized, anything smaller is OK)
>>150495886lmao no way
>>150495902Hey Bama. Enjoy your assfuck
Lets get this shit started.>white QBs
>>150495961There are, but he isn't one of them. He has smol pp, an ogre wife, genuine crippling autism, and anger issues.
Surely rain will help alabama!
>>150495948Time to roll
>>150495960Thisalso, anal
>>150496033rip
>>150495927>IT'S. PRONOUNCED. KUH NEH GAH
>>150495949Sixer of Pacifico bottles2 limesKing size Reese’s Peanut Butter cups pls
>>150495948I can make her into a 10, just give me 8 months
>>150496016
>>150495954tessitore is the hardest play-by-play guy to listen to in the business it's a chore
>Umass losing against Templehow can you be this bad
>>150495886>he believed in coach primate
>>150496031-ACK
What is Roll Tide Willie thinking right now? Is he still not giving a piss about nothing but the Tide?
A philosophical questionWould you sacrifice 2 inches of penis to be a millionaire and the GOAT of your profession?
>>150495948Fuck it
we scored again
>>150496051Oh shit Iowa bros, we are losing to them again this year aren't we...
>>150496067noi like being 7 inches
Kino rain
>>150495945Damn Nick saban just like me frfr >Fat ugly gf even tho I'm 6'4 220 lbs. Dick is barely 5 in and my girl is the only one who never laughed or complained about it
>Gus Bus in the rain oh hell yeah
>>150496054In a world without beth mowens maybe
>we’re gonna lose college women’s sports Oh no. The humanity. Won’t someone please think of the trannys who want to compete
>>150496067I dont have a lot of inches to give up
>>150496067Yes. I don't use my pp anyways, might as well get something out of it.
>>150496067nope the kikes already got my foreskin
>>150496033Lmao lube up buddy
>>150495586For me it's Legend Journey on some Final Fantasy shit
>>150495948Any female for me
>>150495430>losing by double digits to last year’s KWABOTYDo we have a new contender???
>>150496067Tom will always have a tiny dick
>>150495610>DC>Maryland>Delaware>"The South"
>>150496067Yes. My dingaling is 8 inches and my wife's vagina is only 7 inches deep and we've been married for 12 years and I've never been able to go balls deep. I would like to go balls deep and I'd take a million for it.
>>150496073>celebrating a Nevada win, knowing they'll get anally infused by real teams
>bumma
>>150495969ayyyylmao
>>150496067nahGOAT status is irrelevant and money can't make women cum
alabama a shit
is fsu the most schizophrenic program?
fuck yeah mudball
Tessitore needs to shut the hell up but Palmer is also spending 3/4 of his life doing reality TV, why in the world do I care about his opinion as a color commentator?He was a nothing quarterback with a winning smile and a famous, more talented brotherHe's got nothing of interest to say
>>150496067Fuck yes. My shit is 9.5” so pass me the millions
>>150496116>I've never been able to go balls deepshe's not into pain?
Can't believe he didn't get heemed from that
MONSOON BOWL LFG
>uncalled target
>>150496067I was nerfed from birth so I can't give anything up if I ever hope to even score an ogre of my own
>>150495886>he bet on coloredadoOnly himself to blame.
>>150495948fuck it lets gorolling
>>150496067I don’t have that much to spare.
>>150496016nice
>>150496138>>150496131fuck yes. slop time
>>150495965Could be me, worked all day y'day, today off, dropped my full 5th of vodka and lost it, have to work all day tomorrow, and all day Monday
>tune in>it's a tessitore game
FSU about to score again
>>150496116You're making the right call. Bitches love a good 6er
>>150495948Roll
>90% of plays must come from shotgun>must use my undersized QB as a runneris it a college football brain virus?
THIS MAN is Alabama's greatest fear.
>>150496134>im bigger than mandingo bro trust me
This nigga just said driving rainstorm 3x in 45 seconds
>the rain of doom Lol bama is so fucked. Brutal to go down by 2 scores and then the rain starts
>>150496153nutty
>>150495948All hail, the Meat King, first of His name, last of His House, savior of the realm against the machinations of the archenemy Monsanto.
Anyone else ignoring everyone and not going to any bbq or whatever?
>>150496136Nigga you can't put a square peg in a round hole. I can slam into her cervix all I want but there is no where for that inch to go.
coaches getting kinda vindicated today for sticking by milroe and ewers despite having highly touted backups behind them
>>150496168I’m a tall skinny white dude - we’re all hung
>>150496180do anal seggs :DDDDbebis in butt :DD
bama coach is getting fired
>criminoles beat bama>has another repeat of 2-10out of 10, how kino would this be?
>>150496180damn at least if she cheats you know its not a sex reasongood stuff anon
>>150496186the texas one was already obvious enough in the playoff last year when they put in Arch for like 2 plays and he very nearly fumbled itEwers was a mess but he was obviously the best choice
>>150496129>Florida>schizoYes
>plays against middle schools woth a student base of 35 in the bayou>hides for 2 whole years in yexas behind one of the biggest bust recruits in recent memory>finally gets to start>scores 1(one) garbage time TD and nothing elsenow that the dust has settled, will you apologise for buying the hype?
>>150496186Is Simpson really that bad?
>>150496186nigger why the hell are russians keeping up with sec footballnot complaining doe
>>150496209not really
>>150495430When was the last fucking time Bama had a White QB
Now that you can pay players college football is just the poor man's NFL
>>150496158>tfw getting paid 6 figures and worked an average of 1 hour a day for the last month, now on a 3 day weekendI should remember to appreciate my life more
>>150496209They haven't drawn up any easy passes to get Ryan Williams the ball, OC malpractice especially with their starting RB out. Throw him a bubble or a slant or something.
>>150495446gay
I love lurking /cfb/ during the season. It reminds me I take morning shits with more knowledge of ball than 90% of you normie anons.
>>150496207no because I never did
>>150496221Mac Jones in 2020
>>150496067in a heartbeat
Injun mascot team bros we are so fucking back
>>150496227The fact you don't appreciate it everyday is ridiculous. You should be ashamed anon.
>>150496241/cfb/ sucked his dick for 2 years and now nobody will own up, curious
>>150496221Mac Jones
>>150496239i come here to post anime girls and call SEC + florida teams slurs, nothing more
>>150496239I know almost nothing about ball but I still come here to shitpost >:]
>>150496067Anyone who wouldn’t do this is a coomer fool
>Texas loses>Alabama gonna lose >LSU gonna lose please tell me this is what finally kills Finejew
>>150496239Prove it you coward.
if i dont see some semenhole titties i might kill someone
>>150496067Never used it so hell yeah.
been nice witnessing bama's declineit was already happening in Saban's last few years but he was good enough to somehow keep it afloat. Now that he's gone they're just fucked
Would Bama gotta boo’d at home?
Let’s go Texas!
>>150496262I only have 5 inches but I have a beautiful family and a wife. We will be millionaires within a year and multimillionaires before 40. For me, it’s a no brainer, I’ll keep my current life and my dick.
Wet T-shirt time! FSU FSU FSU
>>150496262>chosing love over mammon>>dae /sp/=coomers??
>Crimson Wide gaping#8 team taking it hard from the Semen Holes
Gimme some locks for the LSU / Clemson game and I’ll go over to the Palms and throw some cash down
>>150496253I do enjoy my life lol
>>150496209not disastrous, but underwhelming through the air and obviously way less impressive on the ground>>150496219i'm an nfl first guy and i used to scoff at >amateur sports, but i've grown to like cfb a lot too, even if i still view it primarily as keeping up with the pros of tomorrow
didn't paaaaawl say that texas was gonna btfo OSUi wonder how much he was seething that osu basically did nothing and still won
Tayhas tayhas, walla walla! Tayhas tayhas, stand n holllllla
>>150496268Coach Primate
Bama fans are quiet
It's over. If this was Saban's team Alabama would adjust and respond, and win by two scores. DeBoer doesn't have it
THE GUS MALZONE EFFEcT
>>150496184>>150496184>>150496184
>>150496265Finnabum already got humiliated last season when they omitted bama into the playoffs
>>150495889she looks sweet, like she makes a really good lemon cake, and i bet she was really cute 50 years ago
BLOW TIDESHITZ BAMA SHITZ
>>150496298lol luggnut
Retard tourist here. Is Texas a fraud or is OSU the real deal this year?
I wanna live forever on a boat out in the seaI wanna build a happy home, a home for you and me
>starts raining>camera doesn't pan to semenhole crowd oncerobbed
>>150496317They don't have internet there yet.
>>150496298Wommack is the way bigger concern here. His defense got torn to pieces by basic QB keepers against Vanderbilt and Oklahoma, and here once again Castellanos is fucking their shit up
B1G > SEC
>>150496305he might genuinely go into hiding if fsu seals the deal
>>150496305Pawl will retire to feed off Corso’s if he’s smart
>>150496333Texas is goodArch manning is not goodWhy do announcers keep mispronouncing Castellanos
>>150496303Hey browns bro, nice to see you here. Fuck that nigga quinshon amirite
>what happened to Arch Manning>Ohio State’s defense Now we get to listen to Booger suck Matt Patricia’s dick. God fucking dammit
>>150496114Mason Dixon line>>150496073She is extremely pretty
>>150496333Texas is a fraud. OSU almost choked to them. Both teams are ass and the game sucked
>>150496333Both overranked and will play out through the season.
>>150496305he also said Arch Manning was the best player since Tim TebowI wouldn't put any stock in what the man says
>>150496334I woke up from a nap during the tOSU-Texas game to that song and everything felt right again
>>150496333double jannetty
confused about that alabama-fsu game
>>150496342It's just B1Gger...
>>150496333probably more texas being fraudsOSU replaced their entire team except for Smith/Tate/Downs. Getting completely stonewalled like that was pretty pathetic
i am very, very anti-semitic
>>150496186Not really. Arch still looked better than ewers, as shitty as that performance was.
>>150496298Based Gumps
>>150495899>When the second plane made it clear that there was an ongoing terrorist attack, Saban still did not break stride.>“Boys, there are some screwed-up people in the world,” he said, according to the book. “Now, what are we going to do when we’re in Cover Two against these routes?”holy shit my sides
>>150496333Arch looked like vintage Retard Eli for 57:30 of the game.
>>150496303it makes me sad to think you'll never experience sec gameday anon. pro sports can't beat SOVL and 14 hours of drinking
>>150496335i better some fucking white t shirts or he gets it
I am already a millionaire. I only have a 5 inch prick. I’ll keep the 5.
MOST ANTICIPATED GAME IN THE HISTORY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL>game is a bore>had to listen to gus johnson>had to watch shitty ass camera angle all game>crowd had the juice of an NFL crowdsmhtbqh.
>>150496333don't let that late touchdown fool you, Arch was hot ass against a team breaking in a whole new defensive line that couldn't get consistent pressure. it's a really bad omen
>>150496375don't look up Florida State's kicker then
>>150496352seriously how the fuck is he still unsigned, what kind of leverage does he think he has? even if he pulls a bo jackson he'll be drafted way lower if at all
>>150496392>all niggers and jewslooks real fun anon
>>150496385B A S E D ASED
>>150496207> final drive> 3rd down > wide open receiver > sidearm throw for no reason > throws it behind himThat’s when I realized the truth. I honestly thought Texas coaches called a bad game, too conservative, wouldn’t just let Arch get do QB1 stuff.Oh, wait, cause he can’t.
>>150496373Caleb Downsyndrome isnt even that goodThe receivers are the only scary part of that team
>150496422(you)
>>150495969
>>150496422Umm racist much? Wtf
>>150496434hence why i said it was pathetic
bobcat bros wtf is going on?
Liberty biberty bros... What happened???
>>150496421It's some of the most cringe shit I've seen in awhile, but it IS our brownies, so for some reason, it just feels right. With all that said, I still hope they get something done, he was my favorite draft pick of our draft, and it's really gonna piss me off if we never see him play a down for us
>>150496116Small cock chads rise up
>>150496254Check the archive and send a FOI request, you’ll see my MAC address calling arch a twink bitch
>>150496450If it makes you feel better Oregon will be overhyped and get shut the fuck down when it matters most this season
Just woke up from a nap, who gets the ball at the start of the 3rd? FSU?
>>150496442I agree. Manning missing those easy throws on the last drive was pathetic
>>150496453das it Maine
NIU struggling against Holy Cross
>>150496469yes
>>150496116It's pretty good. I go balls deep in your wife all the time with my coke can pud.
>>150496333Arch fucking sucks. Ewers wins that game.
>>150496333Too early to say. First games can be pretty ugly when facing a good opponent. Arch was tremendously underwhelming until the end of the game.
>>150496333Both.
>>150496482Holy Cross will bootyblast your shit team in the 2nd half
>Jawja only up 21 at the halfMarshall gon come back ya heard
>megan lost weight >automatically fuckable and therefore I don’t hate her Really activates my almonds
If Bama loses, that redneck who is all over social media Willie Roll Tide I think, might assassinate DeBoer's Yankee ass. Like a Alabama version of an honor killing.
Holly makes my dick so stiff
>>150496507>Holy Cross Kickers
>Holly Rowe
god holly rowe is such a fat fucking hog
considering how bad the sec looks are my aggies on upset watch?
why is holly rowe allowed to be a Midwestern mother of 3
>>150496501He had 2 good throws the entire game. He missed 2 gimmes to move the chains on the last drive.
why is holly rowe a thing?fucking ugly pig
>>150496518Trainer seems like the kind of girl that would tongue your ass hole without you asking her to
>>150496523You know she'd be just a comfy fuck. Whip you up some pancakes after draining your member.
>Montana state scored three (3) pointsUH OH DUCKIES THAT 28 POINT LEAD DONT LOOK SO HOT
Who’s the fat chick?
>>150496523
>>150496542With chocolate chips and syrup in the pancake batter. and then she would drain you one more time before sending you off in the morning
>>150496534dont you want to be an internet chad like these guys who pretend fat old ladies are hot?>>150496523>>150496526
The LSU/Cempson sideline reporter is cornfed
>>150496523Holly wasn't even attractive when she was young
>>150496523>he likes fat girls Disgusting
Who who is number 1 next week, State Penn or Ohio?
You can always tell the young guys vs. the booms in this thread when Holly Rowe comes up. Trust me youngbloods, one day you will understand.
braphog on my tv
>>150496418>game is a borebecause you're a casual>had to listen to gus johnsonkino>had to watch shitty ass camera angle all gameincorrect opinion>crowd had the juice of an NFL crowdworst take i've ever seenOK I figured it out...you're Finebaum
>>150496523>>150496529the duality of /cfb/
Penitentiary State literally keeps a herd of livestock on their campusBased or cringe?
>>150496530against UTSA? no
>pretend
>>150496564Ohio StateThere's literally no way you beat the #1 team as the #3 team and don't take their place.
>>150496565my sister won't ever get fat THOUGH
>mixed scoops?!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN
>>150496518I stand corrected - Im now annoyed by that commercial already and thus annoyed by her by extension
>>150496534the world will never knowshe even came up in a time when you could discriminate against uggo fat fucksI can only assume she did some very nasty things for very powerful people
>EJManuel Please don't tell me he's substitute of Mullen for College Football Final...
i'm probably older than you. holly rowe is gross.
>either get to see clem'son lose at home or brian kelly ragingwin win
I'm a real Texas fan, and for me it's Holly Rowe
>>150496564ohio stateanyone saying penn state are delusional penn state fans, it's just not how the rankings work
>>150496582state from jake farm
>>150496564>Hmmmmm do we put the team that beat #1 Texas or the team that beat Nevada
>>150496582MAHOMES AND MAAUTO
>>150496569based
>>150496530I hate ass to mouth more than life itself and I have money on them. Safest game of the day.
I'M GONNA CHOOPI'M CHOOOPING AAAAAAAAAAAA (with the consent and blessing of the Seminole Nation)
>>150496582People never talk about how Jake from State Farm was race swapped
I don't mind bigguns like Holly, but I worry about the hygiene going into first contact.
>>150496525you were saying?
>>150496577This is why I don't take "weeks at ap #1" seriously as a stat
>>150496592>you average cfp poster in the wild
>>150496565I'm 45 and I wouldn't piss on that hog if she were on fire
>>150496568those two posts are not contradictory
>>150496569a lot of schools do that
>>150496582ALL ABOUT THE BRACE ABOUT THE BRACE
>>150496611>dubsIt was also funnier in one line
>>150496630Zoomer brain
>>150496597>Hoggy Howe
>>150496635Name 74
>>150496611it was really the canary in the coal mine for all the woke shit, not only did they raceswap him in the same commercial for no reason, they took out the "she sounds like a guy" line
>>150496609>more than life itselfthats a bit much
Holly needs a BBC so none of you have a chance anyways
>>150496567for how many fans it holds, ohio state's stadium is pretty tame
>>150496518tfw almonds are unactivated
>>150496565wrong, I'm a boomer and she is a disgusting pigshe is only attractive when you have given up on life
>>150496656At least I don’t spam the same copypastas like tacofag
>>150496565>im so cool and alpha because I pretend fat elderly women are hot
>>150496648Every school with any agricultural programFucking Arizona did, right next to our meat packing plant
>>150496582He's bulking up like he's trying to be the next Black Panther
>>150496641i'm not speaking for either of those anons, but sticking your dick in a fat fucking hog is one of the oldest /cfb/ traditions
>>150496648any school that teaches agriculturemost have their own farm, even ones in big cities like anOSU
>mere presence of any female, even a massive uggo whale oncreen prompts instant pornbrain sexual discussionWe live in a society.
>commercial about a bunch of hipsters sitting on the steps of a brownstone in NYC with all their diverse friends
White QBs are over
>>150496684Someone should have told Milana from AT&T to do that, instead she just kept cutting baby fat
>>150496618I MUST BREED
>Out how many sad boomers are in the thread with this one neat trick....
Why doesn't Liberty have a bigger stadium? They could probably support 50k+, no?
>rain stopped
>>150496694and no one gets shot or raped
>>150496565When I worked at FOX Sports 1, we had to hire an fat ugly chick as a stringer in Cleveland when Lebron was rumored to be leaving MiamiThe next morning the President of Fox comes in to our production meeting, throws a screen grab of her on the TV and says, “We do not put fat ugly women on this network” and left
>>150496703i'm 23 and i would smash. but i've always had a thing for older women and fucking a chubby girl last month rewired my brain
>>150496694>open crack den of dying zombies on the sidewalk just out of frame
penn state pedophiles.all glory to the hand-egg.
>>150496710do they have 50k+ people willing to attend evey game?
What did I miss in the first half of Bama-FSU?
>>150496711I love Chisato so much
Florida A&M struggling versus Howard. What does this mean?
>>150496710only 15k of their students are on campus, the rest are online
>>150496597>mixed race childRuined.
>>150496743bama being shit
>>150496736I'm 32 and I would also smash because I don't have standards
>>150496747>Florida A&M struggling versus Howardfaggot
Holly Rowe is nearly sixty years of age
> FSUI really like this Freshmen RB
>>150496742Liberty has a shit ton of students and alumni. Plus they go for the protestant Notre Dame angle.
>>150496747it means Kamala Harris wins
New>>150496792>>150496792>>150496792
Why does Arkansas have a 30 year old MLB veteran on their team?
>>150496674Hold on a minute, are you the one he accuses me of being? All the time he accuses me of going to tu before posting his high school shot put stats.
>>150496742>>150496745interesting...
>>150496757She isn't that bad looking if you take age into account
>>150496800Because /cfb/ rules
>>150496731Shit bro that was my sister.. she's still bitter about it to this day lmao. Brings it up at least once a year at family events
>>150496809if she lost 200lb she might look GILFable
>>150495586>moh bility
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
PENN STATE PEDOPHILES. THEIR COACHING STAFF TOUCHES KIDS AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE.
