Transfer window closes at 7pm Monday
>>150519797sorry leaf saw this too late
>/int/ernational breakdisgusting.
*waddles into the thread*
>>150519852>but how much space in a brain? what if its empty?
>yfw you realize it's a Liverpool vs Crystal Palace title race
>Matchday 3>Poo have already won the premMOST EXCITING LEAGUE IN THE WORLD LA
I hope Man United win the league
How was it not also a red card for Bizot?
>>150519966Ball was being covered by the defender
>>150519824>Transfer window closes at 7pm MondayMad how Liverpool haven't done their business yet. Wouldnt have happened under Klopp
>>150519937it'd take mbeumo absolutely carrying them on his backside
>>150519936Throw a few injuries into the mix and I wouldn't be so sure.
>>150519966red card + pen is only if the tackle isnt a genuine attempt for the ball
>Peter Schmeichel: "I have never in my life EVER wanted a team to win a game of football more than Liverpool today. Arsenal bring an UGLY brand of football to our game!"
>>150520066that is an ugly comment
>Dominik Szoboszlai: "Arsenal had an unbelievable season last season and of course the two before that. Three times in a row to come second is a compliment. To keep on going behind with City, with us, with Chelsea, is really hard and they always do it.
>>150520097ur ugly
>Liverpool>Top of the leaguePICK BOTH
>>150520113>Chelsea
>>150520066This is what Arsenal are competing against btw, an entire media apperatus out after them
>>150520127
>>150520157delusional
>>150520157hello matt scott
>>150519937We will
>>150520157Theyve worn down city and yanited now the poo media apperatus is locking in on Arselel
>>150520157>bit of a let down today eh mikel?>ah you know, sometimes the hollywood jews just get their way
It’s tough being Arsenal, refs against you, press against you, even your own fans want you to lose for their youtube channels
So what does ekitike even do
>>150520352score against shitters
villa look to be going into the international break with 1 point in 19th
>>150520270quick update on everybody's favourite lol cow, hes given up on Gyokeres in August
>>150519888
>>150520284also delusional
>>150520157Arsenal should give them what they want and be entertaining then
>>150519994I believe>>150520284K-kino...
The Premier League unironically needs Man United and Chelsea to do well because we've had the same 2 teams win the league every season. Arsenal obviously isnt up to the task.E.g. Man United at their worst still put in performances against the BIG 6 but Arsenal in their peak doesn't.
>>150520396fat people should be exempt from the rest of the public, just lumped with other fatties so they either lose weight and become normal or just get crushed by parallel fat individuals.
>>150519824So much eredivisie players in the premier league now, how?
>>1505203993 points off the top mate
>>150520509might curb the kuwait issues
>>150520523Try 5
>>150520534no
>>150520523best manc mathematician
>>150520523Man United >4 points Man City "title challengers" >3
>>150520523you lot were celebrating a 90+10 penalty against a relegation side like you just won the champions league get a grip mate
>>150520523>needs last minute refball to beat burnley
>>150520543The top is 9 points you muppet
>>150520534He's probably taken 2 points off for the inevitable draw at Everton
>>150520523t. loses to grimsby
When are the GOYkeres highlights dropping?
is there Im supposed to pipe in about a wonder goal scored against a 5'8 keeper? still figuring things out
>>150520549You celebrated a 90 + 10' goal against 10 man Newcastle with all their best players off the pitch
>>150520570where can I get that scarf?
>>150520523>the math ain't mathin'
>>150520598Outside the ground on a match day :) about £10.
>>150520527heh
>>150520592my club hasn't played newcastle yet
Sesko 100% would have been a better signing for Arsenal than Gyokeres. He only looks bad at manure because that club is a complete joke.
Manure fans are delulu, suppose you have to be though when supporting that travesty of a team
>NOW he supports his local
Liverpool aren't even top 10
>>150520619
>>150520672Mental how this would be a much more interesting league title race
How come no club want me, man?
>>150520520ten Haag fault
>>150520652Lad Tesco is hiding under the seats in the dugout. While it's usually Manure, I don't think it's JUST Manure this time around.
>>150520710Too expensive. Porto want 60M.
Reminder that Gyokeres broke the Arsenal record for most names on the back of shirt sales. They were DESPERATE for him to be the new Thierry Henry.
>>150520710We need to embargo the Portuguese league for a few seasons
>Gyokeres>Smashed the first pen he got a chance at>Sesko>hid away from taking a pen against a league 2 keeper
>>150520762He was tired ok
>>150520672Citychads breathing a sigh of relief
>>150520672>get 2 pens in 3 games>wow look at that xg
>>150520523>Binsniffers in charge of maths
>>150520762>Gyokeres>Starts every match>Sesko>Benched by out of position midfielders playing false 9 with no goals or assists
>>150520157Literally EVERYONE hates your disgusting football, not just the media.
Eze was far more threatening against Liverpool when he was with Crystal Palace than he was with Arsenal.
Bro really fielded an XI of 4 CBs and 3 DMs
What a kino deadline day
>>150520840Arsenal are the new city (without the success). Killing players flair and passion to serve the system.
>>150520884>that clipAbsolutely RATTLED by the Anfield atmosphere
>>150520396
>>150519824Uuh excuse me, one coitus, please.
>>150520908Hehehe
is today the deadline day or tomorrow?
Reddit has stolen Auschwirtz and is not giving us any credit
>>150520937Deadline is 24 hours from now
>>150520937Tomorrow 7pm
Just want barbara kenps fat tranny cock in my mouth is that so much to ask
>
James Milner has played against every balon d’or winner going back to 2006’ Fabio cannavaro
PEPS GONNA FREAK
>>150521034sounds neat until you realise this is only like 5 players
>>150520884Would have won if he had a rapist to pick
>>150521058I hadn't realized, you couldn't let me live in ignorance?
>>150520979>>150520986thanks x
>>150520986why is it 7pm now and not midnight. games gone.
>“I think it's a hell of a strike. I remember the ball moving a lot and moving away from me. Hopefully, the next one I can save.>"It's a very good strike especially with the new balls and everything. We still have to adapt. It's going away from me so it's harder to gauge and save it.”>“The grip is different, the kick is different. We just have to adapt after playing with the Nike ball for many years. It's the same for everybody.”
>>150521058I found it kind of cool he played against Kaka though in 2009 for England against Brazil in a 1-0 defeat
>>150521038funniest part was the cameroon manager reeeeing about an hour beforehand about how Ekitike will NEVER get into the France squad and cameroon will not play second fiddle and will refuse him after his french rejection
>>150521124Can’t keep Jim white up till midnight at his age
>>150521038>plays one single full 90 in the prem >thigh explodesHe isn't made for it
Arsenal needs Partey to free Declan Rice.Same for England but clueless fans mocked Southgate when he admitted that Kalvin Phillips has no replacement yet.
>>150521038
More chance of Man United winning the league than Arsenal
I love /trans/, lads
>>150521242We've got the Adam Whartonmeister now
>"It was the new balls!"
>>150521292he just died
villa down 2-0 to palace nowtheir fall off from last season has so far been immense
Rashford dropped from the starting 11 after one game
>>150521357I'm amazed they never bothered trying to get Asensio in on a permanent deal.
>>150521355
>>150521357It's what happens when EPL clubs can't spend 200M every summer. They just can't keep upAnd it will happen to other clubs as well
Not so fast Liverpool
>>150521381their finances are fucked 97% wages to turnover before the season started, so I'd imagine it'll be no incomings unless absolutely necessary until they sort that out
>>150521345>Arsenal goalkeeper David Raya, speaking to Sky Sports: "I haven't seen it [the goal] back yet. Disappointed not to save it like every goal you concede. I think it's a hell of a strike. I remember the ball moving a lot and moving away from me. Hopefully, the next one I can save. It's a very good strike especially with the new balls and everything. We still have to adapt. It's going away from me so it's harder to gauge and save it. It's different to the Nike ball so we have to adapt to it. The grip is different, the kick is different. We just have to adapt after playing with the Nike ball for many years. It's the same for everybody.What the fuck is this cope
>>150521455They just signed Lindelof and have approached Royal Antwerp for Lammens. Also Fabrizio says they're targeting Diego Costa too. I don't know what Martinez is on, but as far as I know, him to Man U is the only planned outgoing
the beginning of the seasons KWAB 4
>>150521357They gave it all for the CL run and the effort killed them
>>150521568well yeah if they sell a keeper a new one is necessary, and probably on lower wages to help out rebalancing the books
>>150521576>West Midlands football
>>150521608Yeah Lammens in/Martinez out makes sense. IDK why they picked up Lindelof though. That one makes me feel like they're not being very responsible. Especially if they're for real about another striker
Cheesesteak sub at Brighton and Hove Albion £8
>>150521718Utd are probably paying most of his wages I'd imagine, thats usually what happens when you have players on huge wages you can't get rid of
>>150521777admittedly interested in trying out in house 3d printed cheese
>>150521784Lindelof was released
>>150521955oh, hes probably just on low wages then idk, or maybe theyre dumb and paid him a good wage
>>150521955You are stuck paying MASSIVE wages to Onana, lmao
>>150521984I don't support United
Aston Villa (1.27) 0-3 (2.89) Crystal Palace
>IT WAS THE HECKIN NEW BALLKek the mentality at arsenal is awful
The most amusing thing about the martinez transfer is apparently villa is interested in sancho which mean they might just take his wages off from manure. JUST.
>>150522076is it so hard to just say it was a cracking strike?
>golden glove winner in each of the last two seasonsWhat does this loser know about goalkeeping huh
>>150522125Sancho is not interested in a little baby club like Villa
>>150522125There is no way Villa can afford Sancho's wages, besides he would destroy their entire wage structure
>>150522135there is no culture of accountability at the club, comes from Arteta, saying it was a great strike isnt saying its your fault but this is what the culture leads to
Im genuinely tired of how repetitive the Premier League is. There's never any surprises.
>>150522185leicester literally won the title about a decade ago mate
Sancho is based. He's basically doing sth similar to Arbeitszeitbetrug.
>international break
>only 2 winners in 9 years Shit league.
>>150522217>oh were you enjoying footy being back? great. go fuck yourself
>>150522238Arsenal almost won it once
>>150522238Our league reduced to scouse pikeys and manc rentboys
>>150519824Most of the anons ITT probably aren’t even old enough to remember Natalie Sawyer on Sky Sports News
>>150522238Even in Manchester United's most dominant period there was 3 winners in a 9 year period. Premier League is so shit now. There's no passion. There's no desire. There's no mentality.
>>150522346No aggression
>>150522346we're winning it this year thougbeit, tis but a minor setback.
>>150522185>There's never any surpriseseveryone besides me and a handful of others were shocked Liverpool won the league last season
>>150522437Nobody was shocked about Klopps hand me down super team won in a year where Man City lost their best players to injury.
>>150522455Again, 90% of people were predicting Liverpool to decline last season and maybe finish 4th-6th at bestAlso Dafne Keen is a Liverpool fan apparently
>>150522455johnny hindsight over here
Kerkez. What a player. Had Madookie locked up and didn't give Divemong a sniff of a dive
Meanwhile in women's rugbyhttps://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1962220471123923442
>>150522526>women's rugbyUtter woke nonsense
>>150522333Grim
>expert opinions
>blatantly rig games>have the same shit story lines every seasonWhat did the FA mean by this??
>>150522606Creatively bankrupt. The emotionless Germans had the kino Neverlusen storyline and we get >liverpoolwinslol or >citywinslol every year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1KRQLvo0sc>"It was the ref!"
Trying to understand why anyone would support a club like arsenal and I just can't come up with anything
>>150522661I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>150522661top snek
>>150522686Black identity
>>150522644https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_Leicester_City_F.C._season
THE BALD JOCK HAS TURNED INDY WON
>>150522879>2015
What happened to the 115 charges?
>>150522936>Bids 120
>>150522978Two more weeks
>>150522846
I just wish we got Baleba.
>>150520523Homeless hands typed this
>>150522936DUNK ON EM INDYYYYYYYYYYYY130m hahahahahahahah fleeced
>>150522984you mean>bids 129,999,999
>>150523040>Sesko startingUmm sweetie, he is Mason Mount's back up
>Only Mo Salah has scored more Premier League goals than Jean-Philippe Mateta since the start of 2025
>>150523080>thinks mason mount hasn't been injured yetoh sweaty
>>150523048I was thinking of meeting them half way at 125
>>150523099Zirkzee is the Mount back up lad, did you watch yesterday?
>>150523095add it to the "Only Mo Salah" list
>>150523040Its not even a bad team. They really just need that defensive midfielder to get the cogs turning.
>>150523117No, this is the perfect time for Kobbie Mainoo false 9 experiment
My question is:At what point this afternoon did you realise Liverpool would win/Arsenal would lose?
>>150523047>Burnley Everton Palace and Chelsea before the next international breakWe're literally going to have 7 wins from 7 hahahahahahahha
>>150523159when I saw the lineups and it was obvious that arteta had come to try to not lose rather than try to win
>>150523179Everton will take a point.
>>150523144>Just lob it to the short guy up top
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
>>150523205>Everton will take a point.
>>150523159When I bet on Arsenal/Draw.
>>150523159for me it was when szobo scored
>>150523159About 60 minutes or so when jones came on and the momentum seemed to shift
>>150523159i was expecting there to be a penalty to arsenal at any point in the game based on the new rules for shoving in the box during corner kicks (arsenal players fell to the ground with little to no contact on basically every corner and every single one of those was VAR checked) so i thought it was gonna be a rigged arsenal 0-1 win, OR a 1-1 draw after the szoboszlai goalpleasantly surprised
>>150523159Literally the moment I saw the fixture when the fixtures came out.
>>150523179you lost to palace a couple of weeks ago btw
>>150523257the diving really was very shameless, you can add Timbers and Ezes to that
>>15052329014 of the last 15 community shield winners have failed to win the league
>>150523290TBF, the next one won't have Eze or Guehi
Merseyside title race ?
>>150523303yeah I don't think palace are going to win the league, but they've proven they can at least give you a game
>>150522556Now post the front
>>15052332180s bros... we're coming home...
>>150522936At what point do the Telegraph sack him?
>>150523321Now thats a big 5 right there
>>150523336>mfw Steuea 2026 banners in the kop
>>150523325Liverpool are top of the league though?
>>150523144Didn't Amorim try that last year? kek
Explain this data
Guehi to the reds is onIsak to the reds is onTitle will be won by March
Manchester United will win the premier league
>>150523398think he played as one of the 10s, but hes way too slow, and his passing range consists of sideways and backwards, amazing what a few dribbles can do for your reputation desu
>>150523420Is aeriels when they catch the ball on a set piece?
something to be said for 3 wins from 3 for liverpool with 2 of those games being particularly tough (newcastle away and arsenal) and bournemouth always put up a good gameand those 9 points they played pretty bad, wirtz is clearly not up to speed yet with the system and/or teammates, frimpong already injured and bradley was already injured so szoboszlai has to play right back, kerkez seemed randomly out of his depth but played well today, mac allister is not up to 90 minute fitness yet, salah has been invisibleANDdespite all of that... 9 points, beat arsenal, city dropped 6 points already, and there is a non-zero chance they sign isak and/or guehi
>mfw Isak is sent to the Turkish Embassy at 6:59pm tomorrow
>>150523321>Everton 5th>Sunderland 6th>Bournemouth 7th>Palace 8thPretty kino desu
Where are the reinforcements for City btway?
>>150523461Wouldn't say 10 man strikerless Newcastle is a difficult fixture
>>150523460yeah I presume so, and maybe a cross which they come out to claim/is whipped to close to the goal
>>150521381Follow-up to this from Ornstein:>Marco Asensio set to take off shortly on flight to Istanbul ahead of permanent transfer from PSG to Fenerbahce. 29yo #PSG attacker spent 2nd half of last season at Aston Villa + #AVFC pursued again but #Fenerbahce bound.lol
>>150523488Lol how do Alisson and Onana have the same aerial rating
>>150523486when was the last time Arsenal beat 10 man strikerless Newcastle away?
>>150523398Nah not false 9. It was where either Cunha or Mbeumo is. I mean idk why he's starting Anonymount at false 9 either but fuck it
>>150523420which part is confusing you?
>>150523486newcastle away is always a difficult game, add in the whole isak shit and the elevated atmosphere from it and potential for injuries from idiots like gordon, that was 100% a difficult game.
>>150523486Literally had to be saved by a 16 year old after shitting away a 2 goal lead against 10 man strikerless Newcastle.
>>150523515no idea Im only guessing really
>>150523420Wheres the stat for playing with their feet?
So who are >we supporting in the Manchester Derby on the 14th? /mug/ or the possibility of City being in the relegation spots
reminder that Liverpool also battered Bournemouth who battered Spuds who battered Arsenal and City
>>150523551short and long I guess? I think it might be percentile rather than percentage looking at it again
Speaking of, since Cunha is injured too maybe Kobbie has to go back to the wing. Who's Seskoffender going to hide behind now? Obi-Martin?
>>150523582>Spuds who battered Arsenal>counting pre-season friendlies when comparing league form
>>150523607SUCK IT SHARTSNAL
>>150523607>>counting pre-season friendlies when comparing league formdidnt this start with talking about Palace winning a pre season friendly?
>>150523577we know city will be fine come end of the season, always take the /mug/ when you can
wait is Mount actually injured again? Just in time for another international break? Are we for real?
>>150523630>>150523636>comparing the Community Shield to a Far East jollyI know Irish flags on this board are mongs but this is just ridiculous
>>150523662 just think, now you won't have to remember he's playing every time he plays
>>150523674>comparing a friendly with a friendly
KAI TAK SPORTS PARK IS WHITE
>>150523662Deadass fr fr
>>150523534Kek that can't be true
>>150523662Anonymount has hit the infirmary once again. Halftime against Burnely. Same as last season lmao
>>150523720
>>150522185The dual citizens who run football are anti-competition that's why
>>150523747HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FUCKING WAY
>>150523773Turning me into a UKIP supporter
>>150523534Worst thing was Liverpool didn't win :(
>>150523321Reminder that Everton were refballed in that Leeds game
35m for guehi doesnt sound like a lotthink they could get 45 out of them at least
We're literally winning the league in March
>>150523871sounds better than 0
>>150523871They sold Quansah for 35M after playing him for 500 league minutes last season
>14 to gocan he do it lads
>>150524052i mean even if they just chuck him on at 89 feel like he can definitely get it
>>150524052Easily.
>>150524052he looks like gigachad
>dave's in such dire straights he's laughing at Liverpool winning
>>150524181>gigachad appearance>perfect professional attitude>good sense of humor>very talented footballervery lucky guy. also always thought it was funny he is the most /mug/ player you can get, leeds supporter/player, played for city, played for liverpool. guy just hates united
What happens now?
>>150524313they teased up with 3 matches and now we have to go back to the international cuckchair for 2 weeks til we can enjoy footy again
>>150524313we shit post about the transfers tomorrow and then have a few weeks off football and 4chan taking more time for other interests and responsibilities
>>150524052>Both of them played for city, villa, a merseyside club, an albion named club Interesting. Also, feel like gareth barry got lucky because they used to have more pl games in a season back then.
>>150524354>few weeks off football and 4chan taking more time for other interests and responsibilitiesWhat's that? What's a other interests and responsibilities?
>>150524226Show ONE example of that ITT
>>150524379>>150523747>>150523796
hehe
>>150524408Theyre laughing at a 16 year old having to save Liverpool against 10 man striker less Newcastle. Thats a fair cop.
>>150524469so dave is laughing at a result where liverpool won?
>>150524358>they used to have more pl games in a season back thenIn 1998?
>>150524534No. They're all laughing at Liverpool bottling against 10 man strikerless Newcastle and needing a 16 year old to save 400K a week Salah.
>>150524576right. and liverpool won that game? so i'm confused.
>>150524469so dave's laughing at Liverpool winning then?
THE BIG SIX
remember when raya said that the free kick went in because of the new ballgood times
Arsenal haven't won at Anfield since 2012
>>150524603>>150524660Against 10 man Isakless, Guimaraesless, Lintonless, Newcastle. Yes.
>>150524829guimaraes played in that game dave. and so did joelinton.
>>150524358Fucking dumb cunt.
>>150524829Guimares and Joelinton limped off the pitch after being battered by Wirtz who Isak is willing to sacrifice everything to play alongside
>>150524052>>150524181What a freak of nature! How do you even stay fit like that - even and especially as a pro footballer in this day and aǵe?!
>>150524905>>150524933Both injured. Why can't Liverpool beat any full strength teams?
>>150524534>>150524660>missing the pointCome on lads. Newcastle completely knackered themselves yet somehow managed to level the match. It wasn't an easy fixture at all which was the original argument in the first place.
>>150524052Is there a statistic of minutes played?
>>150524988no the original point was dave laughing at a liverpool victory, and when asked to name one point in the thread where dave did so, it was linked.
>>150524541I don't know man I was born in 2000. I just like taking get off my back bro like fr
>>150525181You're a fucking retard.
>>150524929It's really not nice to see you know
>>150525119Well that's a completely different discussion to the first one then.
>>150525208>seeswear*>>150525198:(
I suppose when you have literally won every game in the league the ABLs have to find something to cling to, in this case laughing at them winning
>>150525221Learn to follow the thread lad. It's really not that hard.
cooking up something
>>150525262>you can't criticise a team with a perfect record
Isak status?
>>150525262>>150525285Support your local.
>>150525288I quite literally said you can
>73 to gocan he do it lads
Gyokeres, Seski or Salah?
>>150520908
>>150525329No you didn't. >ABLs have to find something to cling toThat's not the same as criticising them.
>>150525307just you wait, you don't have a clue what I mean
https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1962275432352387312>There are no formal club-to-club talks tonight, but conversations in back channels have been going on all week> Alexander Isak’s agent heavily involved> Liverpool will go for deal @ circa £120m, Newcastle would like £130m…> All info suggests agreement will be reachedImagine if the move somehow collapses.
>>150525329You were sarcastic and demeaning about it, and said it in bad faith. Why are you trying to lie? Who's good side are you trying to get into by lying? The English poster who replied to you?
>>150525414I am really hoping the deal collapses. Would be amazing to see this young striker destroy a full season of his career because he can't be a professional.
>>150525331Gerrard was a fraud
>>150525361>>150525420>t. Clingers
>>150525347kek a much needed improvement
>>150525438Hopefully Wissa gets the same treatment.
>>150525414>Liverpool will go for deal @ circa £120m, Newcastle would like £130m…I said this earlier>>150522984>>150523107125m. Bet.
>>150524829>YesOkay we got there in the end. So why did you try to pretend that he didn't?
Clingers get slingers
>>150525221are you retarded mate?
>refuse to play>slack in training without team mates to push you>finally get sold for 125m>serious injury from lack of training in first few gamefeels inevitable
>>150525570He's playing internationals, imagine if he gets injured there.
>>150525494Yep. Unprofessional conduct should be punished. They need to learn a thing or two from 21 year old baleba
>>150525578karma is a powerful force
>>150525570>>150525578Technically he did train with Socieodad. That was 4 weeks ago though.
>>150525570>>150525578Kino. Need this.
>>150525016On the website it says>Milner 33,514>Barry 33,211But given that works out as 50 odd minutes per game I don't think its accurateIt says sub appearances are>Milner 173>Barry 23But I don't think that data goes far back enough either. For example it says that Milner scored 54 goals from 0.95 xG.Barry will probably have had fewer sub appearances though because you could only make 3 changes then.
>>150525540I don't get why it's apparently verboten to rightfully say the Newcastle match wasn't easy for Liverpool. It was other mongs who decided to turn it into charactershite again.
anyone selling shit striker?
>>150525604They don't make kits like this anymore
>>150525649That is so disgusting haha. I imagine they hold it with their left hand because they use their right hand to write haha. Still disgusting tho x
>>150525672
>>150525656diverse casting at the bbc may have gone too far this time
>>150525649If this is on purpose then it's just mean and unnecessary
>>150525691Unironically though, using only toilet paper is disgusting. You need to use water to clean properly. Then you use toilet paper to wipe off.
>>150525714>international break>games versus andorra and serbia
>>150525522Good morning saar
I thought that Wirtz was nailed on for flop of the season (which has proven correct so far), but if the Isak transfer happens I'm going to be forced to change my prediction.
>>150525753>games versus andorra and serbia
>>150525773That was your attempt at saving face, dave? Come on now.
>>150525622No, you joined a conversation about dave laughing at a Liverpool win and were shocked and confused by the conversation being about dave laughing at a Liverpool win. It's nobody else's fault but your own that you're a fucking retard.
cant believe how accurate my assessment that cherki would be flop of the season ended up being. lad lasted about 100 minutes and is out for the season now lmao
>>150525854I literally posted the image that the Yank referred to in >>150524408. But if you're so entertained by charactershite then you are the retard, not me.
>>150525840Saar pls
>>150525878citymong, you ARE charactershite lad.
>>150525863he was only 30m i believe so it disqualifies him from that title mostly
>>150525892>CitymongAbsolutely no idea who that is. But please keep your character bollocks to yourself you schizoid cunt.
>>150525880dave seething after he got caught AGAIN. scared to use your favourite epithet after last time still?>>150525907yes you do, citymong. that's why you get so angry when someone says it kek
>>150525916Calm down saar
>>150525916You are embarrassing yourself now mate. I would stop and reflect on how I ended up like that if I were you.
>>150525895You're telling me man city paid THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS for each MINUTE that their signing played? Oh my DAYS, it's worse than I thought. And that's not even counting his weekly wage (estimated to be around £150k per week). So they're actually spending MILLIONS of pounds per minute of gametime? Oh Lordy.
>>150525916>get accused of being some character you made up>"nope you can't say otherwise you're definitely him"In that case you're a paedophile.
>dave and his indian mate and citymong (every fan of a manchester team is brown) all absolutely seething and we're only 3 games inKEK
>>150525989Keep jacking off to the Chileanon's webms lad. We all know you love them.
>>150525976That sounds like the exact kind of deflection a paedophile would make Dave
>>150526008First I'm "Citymong" now I'm "Dave". You haven't got the first clue which is up do you.
an ABSURD amount of people are saying that it looks like the promoted teams might stay up this year. As soon as those midseason long term injuries start, these three teams will become the public gloryhole of even the West Hams and the Wolves of the league.
https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/154832-liverpool-named-no-1-club-in-india
What has this general become? It's just all mentally ill people abusing each other. Will this ever end?
>>150526025>You haven't got the first clue which [way] is up do you.Fuck's sake.>>150526036Honestly I don't know why I even bothered staying here after the season started.
190 on a mad one
>he doesnt have peru and chile filtereduh oh. citymong just confessed to being a nonce lmao
>>150526032i could have told them that for free with no study required in fact i post as such fairly frequently on this very website
>>150526036>Will this ever end?not until the break ends at the very least
>>150526049You're free to fuck off at any time, citymong.
>>150526025This is mad Paedo cope Davemong
>>150526026I think at least one of them will. Several teams are looking pretty bad, and Sunderland have shown depth as well.
>>150526050
is it time we become /epl/ + /mbe/ (mbeumo edits)
>>150526036It's spillover from subhuman engl*sh autists not autistic enough for /brit/ or /britpol/
>>150526136I look like this
>>150526074>>150526082lolyou're both complete spackers
>>150526032Most obvious result imo
>>150526131i'd take the help
>>150526157*notices you're still here after your crying*
>>150526036It's the Liverpool customers
>Newcastle United reach total agreement with Liverpool to sell Alexander Isak. Deal for 25yo striker worth £130m to #NUFC with solidarity, £125m cost to #LFC. Medical to be done on Monday before #DeadlineDay switch for Sweden international @TheAthleticFCShame Newcastle didn't leave the rat to sit on the bench for 3 more monthshttps://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1962293133628014809
Everyone is focusing on Floperes and Floprtz but man was Zubimendi NOT the ghost of Sociedad today?
>>150526032Kek theyre spamming after this post
>>150526210damn, GB will NOT like this oneit did feel inevitable though
>>150526210Can only hope for a international break injury now.
>>150526210>there are retards who ACTUALLY thought this deal wasnt going to happen
>>150526210>£125m costCALLED IT
So €95m palindromic striker ekitike is going to be a bench player now? Why did they even buy him? Seems so utterly pointless and just a waste of money. Is /trans/ being a money laundering scheme true?
>>150526210Ip grabber link do not click
>>150526210>>150526269solidarity payments from who? he wasnt a youth product
>>150526248Would be just deserts but I can't wish evil on another
>Chelsea are in talks to recall striker Marc Guiu from his Sunderland loan spell amid uncertainty around the future of Nicolas Jackson and an injury to Liam Delap. Shitshow.
>>150526294>Gyokeres proves the people who said he's a championship level striker wrong by scoring against Leeds
>>150526323why did Chelsea leave themselves scrambling after 1 injury?
>>150526248Thats really not nice you know
150m they said LOOOOOL
>>150526323Sunderland might actually get relegated if this happens, unless they get enciso on loan from brighton *wink wink*
>>150526341Because their entire approach to transfers under TBoehlz has been a fuckhuge minigun.
>>150526343I'm sorry :( I just have a lot of hate in my heart.
>>150526210LUKE EDWARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>signs new contract just to sit on the bench/play cup games
>>150526407If the Telegraph aren't terminating his contract tomorrow they're as spineless as PIF. Credibility destroyed in a single summer.
>>150526362Guiu is shite, hes played 13 mins in 3 games
>>150526495And his only goal was in the League Cup against Huddersfield. It's so far the only goal by a Sunderland player who wasn't there last season.
>Man City back to back losses and their next game is Man United
>>150526510>It's so far the only goal by a Sunderland player who wasn't there last season.Oh wow. Didn't know that. Sunderland are definitely staying up then, given that xhaka doesn't get injured. Do they have a reliable replacement in that position?
Indy dunking on these frauds lmao
>>150526437God probably told him to do it. Seriously look up how he just placed his career on the equivalent of rolling a fucking dice and it landed on the Liverpool transfer.
Isak isnt even that good
>>150526590Lukey boy getting little bro'd
>>150526651here comes the cope
Liverpool haven't started this season well. Just very lucky. Bournemouth >winning 2 nil>Bournemouth score 2 >liverpool then have to find another 2 goalsNewcastle >leading by 2 >blow the lead to 10 men with no striker >takes a 90+10 goal to get the winArsenal >game is cripplingly boring and even>takes an 83rd minute wonder goal to winThe luck will run out.
>>150526210Fucking finally I just wanted this shitshow to end
>>150526210LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JOYCEY CONFIRMS6 YEAR DEAL, ITS HAPPENING
>>150526620In that case he's clearly too stupid to care about being a bench option. Perfect for Liverpool.
>>150526683>The luck will run out.Hard statement to make. Usually when you have momentum from these lucky games, your start winning a lot.This international break might act as a good buffer for this momentum though.
>>150526683Im shocked that nobody else has noticed this yet
B-but the Geordie freaks told me they weren't in pressure to sell a player that wasn't going to play for them for the next 4 months and drop in value while fucking up the morale of the locker room???
>125m>no Isak replacement oh my days the geordies have had their pants pulled down
Isak to Liverpool lads
>>150526765At least we now know FSG and PIF are both pushovers when it comes to player power.
>>150526210Would be a real shame if... the price for Wissa and Strand-Larson went up right as Newcastle lucked into this £125 million wouldn't it...
>120Mkekcastle bros not like this
>>150526791They signed woltemade like yesterday
Why did they never back Klopp like this?
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP NOW LAS~~~
>>150526807On the subject of Wolves:>Wolves have agreed a £24m deal for Genk striker Tolu Arokodare.>The 24-year-old scored 21 times last season, the Jupiler League's joint-top scorer as the Belgian side finished third.>Arokodare will add attacking support to Jorgen Strand Larsen, with Wolves looking to keep the Norway forward at Molineux, having rejected two bids of £50m and £55m, from Newcastle.>Boss Vitor Pereira had always wanted another forward to aid Strand Larsen and Arokodare is not seen as a replacement.>The Nigerian international has scored 41 goals in 113 appearances for Genk after joining from Latvian side Valmiera in 2023.However:>Former Burnley captain Josh Brownhill is another option for Pereira, with the midfielder available on a free after leaving Burnley in the summer.>Wolves, who can only sign homegrown players having used up their quota for non-homegrown, have held talks with the 29-year-old.Not even fucking Chelsea have managed to do that.
>>150526842For 90 mil! (LMAO)
>>150526842I have been well informed by the Geordies that he is the Wilson replacement
>>150526842He is currently their only striker.
>>150526842Uh sweaty, they were quite adamant he was the Callum Wilson replacement
>>150526807Didn't know they were targeting strand larsen. If wolves lose him they are 100% getting relegated
well well well
>>150526863>>150526883Oh kek. Geordies are one delusional breed
>>150526899Citymong cope begins
>>150526899Well it looks like Ekitike and Gakpo are getting plenty of game time. Everyone's happy
>>150526949>£125m on a crock
>>150526683Liverpool WIN even when they're bad? oh god they are TOO POWERFUL they make all us other teams look like SHIT like PEONS that are UNDESERVING of their mere presence they are GODS
>>150526951not my money
>>150526999>this retard again
YO EDWARDS, TELL ME AGAIN HOW NEWCASTLE AREN'T SELLING
>Dominik Szoboszlai sent Liverpool top of the Premier League with a stunning free-kick against Arsenal and admitted he would not have taken the set piece had Trent Alexander-Arnold stayed at Anfield.lol
>>150527026>he still knee slides in his living room when the slave nation that owns his mega corporation turns a profit kek
>>150527073Complete mentalist babble as usual.
>>150526969Cringe
>>150527098kek still seething over asset procurement between mega corporations and actually having feelings about the values in said deals I see
And for the boomers: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c8904kw17j0o>Liverpool have agreed a £125m fee with Newcastle to sign Alexander Isak.>Sources close to the deal have told BBC Sport that an agreement for the Sweden international to join the Anfield club is now in place.>Isak will undergo a medical on Monday ahead of signing a six-year deal at the club.>Liverpool had an original £110m offer rejected earlier this month but they are now set to land their first-choice target of the summer.PIF might as well sell the club to Dai Yongge, it would be less embarrassing than this climbdown.
citymong always gets really annoyed when someone says they don't care about prices and wages in football because he supports a corporation rather than a club. his interest isn't in football, it's in numbers.
>>150527158COMPLETE GEORDIE CAPITULATION
>>150527158>5M extra that Liverpool has to pay to his other clubs bringing the total to 130M
>>150527154>still seething over asset procurement between mega corporationsAnyone who thinks about transfers in that precise terminology is a deeply sad individual. You clearly are one of those.>actually having feelings about the values in said deals I seeWhat other way is there to measure the success of a transfer if it's not through the fee paid?
>>150527212>What other way is there to measure the success of a transfer if it's not through the fee paid?See? Citymong cares not a jot about football. It's all purely about numbers for him. In his eyes you can only measure football success in profit margins.
>>150527203The £5m is his loyalty bonus. His agent has used it as leverage during negotiations, so him not handing in a transfer request has actually helped massively. He's actually paid Newcastle to fuck off lmao
>ISAKS RIGHT>YOUR CLUB IS SHITE
>>150527301Why can’t modern zoom zooms replicate the 00’s sovlful kids series?
>>150527325Literally nothing without him. No shit he wants to leave.
>>150527334same reason modern zoom zooms arent soulful kids. apparently we're in charge of most everything now
>>150527253>CitymongI'm not the character you've invented in your head.>cares not a jot about football. It's all purely about numbers for him.Apart from the blatantly obvious playing of the game, which aspects aren't related to numbers? This is a bizarre road to go down.By the sound of it the only football you care about isn't even association football. It's Shrovetide football where the concept of numbers is completely irrelevant.
>>150527334kid acting has had quite the crackdown in recent years because the media doesnt want more Dan Schneiders, and kids do not care about being famous on the silver screen anymore, they want to be big on social media like streamers and """influencers"""
>>150527300>paying a club your agent's told you to despise £5m to fuck offIsak's got nothing going on up there, has he.
>>150527390>citymong is unironically defending his view that football is measured in profit marginskekKEK
Liverpool spend like there's no tomorrow
*Arsenal
united for were bought for 500 million of debt and thats worth over 900 now
£130M for an injury prone Somali
>>150527474>replying within a minuteRattled plastic.
The "Liverpool do not spend" lie was fully put to bed during this round of /trans/. Deader than Jota's brother. Geordies played like a fiddle by the Scousers!
>1am on a Monday morning>spend your time seething on 4chan about a football transfer
>>150527497>A player is transferred from Newcastle to Liverpool>Homeless manc schizo most affected
>>150527440>football is measured in profit marginsI've never said that. But no wonder you dodged the question I put to you, you can't answer it without looking like a numpty.
>y-you seething over our spend-You aren't your club. I know FSG called you a customer but you're just a fan (short for fanatic). Don't get so upset!
Nothing on Sky Sports News. Really weird how a channel which calls itself 'Sports News' will be holding back Liverpool spunking £130m on a crock until most people are awake to see it.
>>150527597They need to get people watching Deadline Day even though it has been completely irrelevant for the past few years.
Is this confirmed? I'm speechless if we've settled for a fixed fee of 125m and allowed Isak to keep his "loyalty" bonus. It's a fucking dark day for the club and we've allowed Liverpool and Isak to walk all over us.
STATEMENT win followed up by a STATEMENT signing by Liverpool. Frightening times for ABLs.
>>150527658joyce is basically a mouthpiece for liverpool if he says it it's probably true
>>150527557Who is a better footballer, Henry or Ronaldinho? Give me the numbers that explain why you give the answer you give.
Newcastle can take that money and use it to buy one more player we've literally never heard of LOL GET FLUSHED Sunderland had a far superior window to the cowardly Geordie scum
>>150527597the antony "news" was up until at least 6am your time this morning
>>150527658>I'm speechless if we've settled for a fixed fee of 125m and allowed Isak to keep his "loyalty" bonus.He hasn't kept it, the Ornstein report above says so.
hows this formation gonna work, like a 4-2-2-2? 4 defenders, gravenberch macallister midfield, wirtz salah left and right and ekitike and isak? or just keep the 4-3-3 and swap isak and ekitike in and out
>>150527714Swap Wirtz and Salah out and you have a decent squad
mfw Liv already won the league
>>150527687kek, that's the funniest part that they have splunked away over half of the Isak fee on Germany's 6th choice forward.
>>150527685>answering a question with a questionSorry lad, you've lost the argument. I asked you what parts of football don't have numbers, you've refused to answer it.Funny how you've made no comment about the multiple Liverpool fans in this thread massively wanking over their mega corporation managing to save £25m on the Isak fee.
>>150527714The latter. Ekitike can also play LW. So it'll just be a case of actually rotating players to keep them fit.
they don't spend
>>150527753I accept your concession, citymong. I don't know how many more times you need to lose this argument but don't worry mate, I'll always be here to remind you that transfer fees mean nothing because it's not your money and that football is about football and not about profit spreadsheets. I know it'll be hard for a customer of a slave nation mega corporation to get through their skull, but we'll keep trying eh lad? Good result that today for Brighton eh? lol
Scousers on social media laughing directly at Geordies (not Newcastle United PBUH FC - Geordie Bastards themselves). They'll take it and do nothing back, probably even offer to suck their Scouse dick. The cowardice was on full display when they faced them last week - we all saw and noticed it!
jist remembered Newcastle put out a statement telling isak he was going nowhere and then they've gone and sold him under value kek
>>150527714against shitters you probably play Ekitike and have him and Isak rotate between up front and left wing, against better teams you probably play Gakpo left wing, Ekitike can also probably play off Isak in games where Wirtz is rested, plenty of games to go around and plenty of tactical versatility
>>150527866Geordies will chant about Isak and no-one else. Shown their true colours this window they really have. They're Scotch.
>>150527870>Wirtz is restedFrom doing what???
having a hearty chuckle reading the wifebeater forum
>>150527759>>150527870yeah think you both are right.im pretty big on ekitike now after these first few games, i mean i know isak is isak but i think ekitike has a lot of potential
>Luke Edwards has put out a Rashford apology about being so shit at his job this summer SQUEALING
I don't think either side wins in this transfer. Newcastle now look extremely weak, hiding behind an international break, and Liverpool have bought a crocked player for a stupid fee. However, /trans/ wins!
>>150527823>I accept your concessionYou couldn't answer the question I put to you. The only one who has conceded the argument here is you.>transfer fees mean nothing because it's not your money>football is about football and not about profit spreadsheetsIf only that were the case in both circumstances. But you obviously know that's not the case. Your viewpoint is fucking bizarre.>Good result that today for Brighton eh? lolWhy would I disagree with that? I don't support Manchester City and never have done. They got humbled.
>it wasn't an apology, he was actually doubling down and claiming he's been right all along and he's actually the best at his job for reporting something about Isak as an exclusive, hours after fucking Indy of all peopleHOWLING. It's so long that I can't even screenshot it or copy paste it for the trans lads lmao
>>150527870>Slot>tactical versatility
Indy won
Arsenal are so fucking shameless. They actually subbed on a 15 yo kid to dive for penalities. Max Diveman GET OUT!
>>150528121What in the name of actual fuck is this. Get him put on gardening leave, the cunt has lost his mind.
>>150528120>N-no u>Football is measured in profitAnother two concessions in one post? Just for me? You shouldn't have.
>>150528132What tactic do you believe Slot rigidly sticks to?
Wirtz about to get the Karius treatment
>>150528186>no uI'm still waiting on your answer about the elements of football which have no relation to numbers.>Football is measured in profitIn that case how about a much simpler question that I'm sure your tiny mind can interpret. If football was exclusively about football, why did the revamped Club World Cup happen this summer?
>>150528210Whichever one he inherited from Kloppo just with 500m worth of extra flops
ello where is the new bread
>>150528152
>>150528245>Which part of football has nothing to do with the profits?The football part, you mong lmao>If profit isn't the most important part of football, then how come corrupt mega corporations are exploiting workers for profit? CHECKMATEI cannot stop laughing at you
>>150528172jesus christ lmfao
alright im making one
>>150528372Use Luke Edwards unhinged tweet as the OP image
>>150528261Which is? Be specific.
>>150528389>>150528418
>>150528314>The football part, you mong lmaoWhich was already addressed above. But you clearly ignored that, what a surprise.>If profit isn't the most important part of football, then how come corrupt mega corporations are exploiting workers for profit? CHECKMATEYou actually managed an answer, well done you. I would much rather football not be focused on the financial side as well. But you can't just put your hands on your ears and go "la la la la it doesn't matter because I don't think it matters la la la la".
imagine being bitched by liverpool
>>150532423Brother doesn't realise he was just being used for negotiation leverage
>>150532423Why are bald middle age men so fucking retarded
Wirtz is going insanely underreported as an expensive flop. Rest of Liverpool's signings look good but he looks complete dogshit.
MORNING LADS
>>150526855didn't wolves sign a ton of portuguese players? that's probably why their non-homegrown quota is full
sunderchads made two more signings
