SERIE A MATCHDAY 2>Friday, August 29, 202518:30 Cremonese 3-2 Sassuolo20:45 Lecce 0-2 Bbilan>Saturday, August 30, 202518:30 Parma 1-1 Atalanta18:30 Bologna 1-0 Como20:45 Napoli 1-0 Cagliari20:45 Pisa 0-1 Roma>Sunday, August 31, 202518:30 Genoa 0-1 Juventus18:30 Torino 0-0 Fiorentina20:45 Inter 1-2 Udinese (ongoing)20:45 Lazio 3-0 Verona (ongoing)>Previous>>150508108Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, brace for a super trans deadline day, name your offspring Pantaleone and stay sleep-pilled.
negrunese
nihao
More like jJustgoslavia
>Rabiot to bblan kek
Half-time.
>18:30 Parma 1-1 Atalanta>18:30 Bologna 1-0 Como>20:45 Napoli 1-0 Cagliari>20:45 Pisa 0-1 Roma>18:30 Genoa 0-1 Juventus>18:30 Torino 0-0 Fiorentina
>>150521421CALCIO
Still not happy desu didn't feel anything for any of the 3 goals. At least the furnitures in my room may be safe today
>>150521421Lazio are saving calcio
lotito is lucky there is Verona teams in serie a
>>150521414No ass?
Mohammadjavad Hosseinnejad vs Dinamo85’ Mins played8.3 Rating (MOTM)1 Goal2 Chances created11 Passes into final 3rd2/2 (100%) Crosses9/18 (50%) Duels won1 Clearance1 Interception5 Recoveries
>>150521574>Mohammadjavad HosseinnejadScrabble score?
>>150521536But I was told the average level of Serie A was improving :^)
Atta was going to be my steal of my fanta, solid 6th slot scommessanow i'll have to massively overpay him
The big 4
>the 33m option for Nico Gonzalez can become an obligationholy shit
Thuram: “We all know how good Dusan is. He's one of the best strikers in the world. You can see that when he comes on, he always scores goals, he always works hard, and he's a leader within this team.”Q: Do you think you can win the Scudetto?“We play with the idea of winning game after game, of always being the best team week after week. We'll see what happens at the end of the season, but for now, we're taking it one game at a time.”
perisic in the crowd.
>>150521783OMG SO HECKING EPIC BIG CHUNGUS WHOLESOME VIBESKOJIMBO IS SO GOOD HIS MOVIES DESERVE ALL THE VIDEO GAME AWARDS
ooh gud chance
https://x.com/giovaalbanese/status/1962241328684687375>Iveco busSirs...
i wasnt even planning on watchign this hahahahahahahahhaha this is ending 1-4
>>150521821t. Konamitroon
nice header thuram you shitter.
We are playing like shit
>>150521647does the mercato open still ?
bastoni jeebus..
chancellors couldn't finish a dogs dinner let alone a 1v1 like that
CHANCELLOR YOU PIECE OF SHIT
lauti has got zero service today
>>150521923>tfw no IA gf
pass to lauti you retard roach
that was a good try
If I see 1 person saying "Dimash" I will shit a chicken
Jesas what a shot
dimash :)
dima dima
Di BALDO
Dimarco is the best fullback in the world period
Well done Inter well doneHowever
HOWEVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
varred. tikus continues his terrible game
Chivout
Lads
look at the top of that niggas head HAHAHHAHAJAJAHHA
Davis=david
googlekidze
crowd qt spotted
Davies is like a slower fatter Adriano kek
Uoooooooh
retard tikus offside was joke. everyone was infront of him too so he saw the line easy.
for me it's Sarri belly
>merdegrini
Pilgrim...
cacanoglu
Verona players are from some hood in america
i wish cacanoglu would have been sold to turkland
gud sub
Pio suppository wins it
Sunday league moment
>>150522377343? Intrasting
would have gole of the season kek
calcio needs to go back to 3 subs
what the actual fuck was that
Bisseck is elite desu
I want to see Belahyane to be honest
cheeky backheel pew pew
Rovella is flexible he likes to get his legs up
I knew Laziomaxxing would be a good idea for my fanta
great subs
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>>150522573Can one still join Fantacalcio or is it too late?
Belahyane is class I like how he is so little but is strong man to man
>>150522631You can probably join, but you'll be behind ~160 points
midfield has been horrid today.
I've seen enough Dele Bashiru in the bench next
>lautardo
fuck this faggot ref
Well that’s the title for another year, see you August 2026
Lautardo is such a fucking retard
mo I sleep easy
You mean to tell me lautardo is playing?
>>150522656Golazo Sucic doe
crosses in the box is big problem. no one seems to be able to give good passes.
>>150522885Who?
oh inter is losing
>+6'Until Printer scores lmao
Literally the chivu verona of calcio
he can't see with the fake hair
solet the rapist>any other serie ass defender
>>150522935it's actually going to be +8
>abandoning the stadium only one goal downSfinter fans..
>>150523065nah the nordic blond was way better today.
Kriestensen teach Provstgaard please
lol
>Inter fouls: 17>cards: 1>Udinese fouls: 5>cards: 3not even massive refball can save sfinter anymore
>both of MY teams topping their respective leaguesWho /backontop/ here?
>>150523088he played well those 2 games
>>150523065>>150523084both played amazingly well tonight tbqh
Can't wait to see how Turdor and Locaccatelli manage to lose against this piece of this team next week
grisi inter. >sell the only playmaker>midfield suddenly shit in build upwow what a mystery
>>150523126>next week
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150523126Anon I...
>both of my teamshomosexual behaviour
>>150523120I didn't see any physical cool thing only good passeshe looks slow too
>>150523111the ref was dogshit fixer. every touch from inter and the udinese faggots dived. whistle went everytime. at least 6 of those inter fouls were not fouls at all.
Juventus x Udinese>>150523175Dilate
>>150523170I think he's very good at closing passing lines and intercepting balls, probably even better than Gila
Caught up with printer, Allegri chads.
Inter 1 : 2 Udinese>xG: 1.79 - 1.18>xThreat: 1.72 - 0.75
:)
>>150523088??? You'll see the a difference a defender that can make forward passes can make
>>150523183you kikes already stole points this season.thieving the way to top4 like every season.
Cream on, Ese could go 3 for 3 against Hellas next round
>2 (two) games>international break
>>150523337Name 1 (one) stolen point
>>150523323how much was thurams xg?
>>150523364Accurate passes 12/18 (67%)Chances created 2Expected goals (xG) 0.35Expected goals on target (xGOT) 0.29Expected assists (xA) 0.04xG + xA 0.39Defensive contributions 2xDilations 1.00
>International BreakTime to recover before a tough game against bolo next round, Milan chads.
When will ""Interbros"" realize that their top player was Inzaghi?
>>1505233542-3 points stolen. impressive when its two rounds in. offside before corner for davids first gole. the opponent was leading the game too. so after var there is no certainty gobbi would have even drawn the game.
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/S9p7C3useGI
>>150523424how so low with the open header he had or the assist chance solet stopped. xg is bs
>Locatelli comes out at the 57th minute against Parma>Jj scores 2 minutes later>Locatelli comes out at the 62nd minute against Genoa>Jj scores 11 minutes laterMust be all one big coincidence surely
>>150523458>the opponent was leading the game too?????????????
>>150523432>rabiot vs rowe next match kino awaits I wanna see blood spilled
>>150523434yeah he was gud but he had flaws too. team is built and suited limoneball mostly. just needs more time.before the game chivu was talkign fearfully of udinese and i thought what small club mentality is this.
>>150523505Locatelli makes the opposition sleepy with his hypnotic boring passing and then Teun finishing the job with some high-octane plays
>>150523458>the opponent was leading the game too.Are you alright mate
Locatelli is 2/2 in game winning sub offs.Talisman
>Insigne to Kum&Go
>>150523565Locatelli-->Kostic is worth 2 goals next game
>>150523458>0 goles conceded>opponent was leading the gameOk buddy, time for your daily dilation
one last dance
>>150523525>>150523556oof my bad. but still would they have gotten an goal honestly after that????
>>150521783He was cute but he needed more active gameplay features. The throw-into-air-for-spotting felt unnecessary after Ep 5 or so
>>150523590Dunno, all I know is that Kelly wasn't offside so cry some more lmao
>>150521783There's vtumors in these games
>>150523590Would have been 0-0 for me, Bremer somehow makes the team never concede, but what ifs are pretty useless
0 points lost to the Udine team.
>>150523590Juve has played better than both their opponents
>>150523590Yes, Tudorismo is literally about scoring more goles than the opponent can score. If the opponent scores 0 then Tudor's team scores >0
>/clebbe/ making fun of Barella's hairVery rude
HE'S UPhttps://x.com/Azpitarte/status/1962257785174855942https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/1962257785174855942https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/1962257785174855942
>>150523673Link stream
>>150523682I kneel.
>>150523696Now TV or something
>>150523697My roommate (female) just said the crooked nose somehow makes him even cuter
Why has no player worn goggles since Davids
>>150523762I said this
>>150523764Look up operation velvet trident
>>150523611>>150523623>>150523654>>150523655clear offside and the ball was evenplayed to him. rube
>>150523700>cataldi will eventually play some matches this season
>>150523762What’s her bra size?
>>150523835Wrong quote
>>150523800Please read the rules relating to offsidehttps://downloads.theifab.com/downloads/laws-of-the-game-2025-26-single-pages?l=en
No agreement reached yet between Juve and Paris Saint-Germain for Randal Kolo Muani.Meanwhile, Juventus have approached RB Leipzig again for Loïc Openda as a backup option if Kolo Muani deal collapses.
Renault Kangoo is so much less grim than Openda would be, like Mass Effect 2 compared to Mass Effect Andromeda.
>sfinterCremonese are winning the league
>>150523929just stop lmao
Just dropped my toothbrush into the sink laughing
>>150524029Wasn't this reported 20 days ago
>>150524092Bro is 30 and they're giving him a 4 year contract
How should the zingaro entourage sabotage David to make sure there is 0 competition?
>>150524029Very good signing. Should secure them conference league this season.
>>150523800Benuldy or not?
>>150524112So they're trying to win instead of being a richer Udinese? Good on them
>>150524120a gigashitter like david doesnt need to be sabotaged
>Ameribvlls take over >Udinese start winning
>>150523800?
>>150524132yes but inter lost so where is the stealing points like rube?
>>150524237Juve won that Parma game 2-0 so even if that corner hadn't happened no stolen points
>>150524229why is the shoulder not offside? lmao
>>150524237>it doesn't count because inter is shit at stealing
>>150524254it was the first goal so big effect on the result.
>>150524254Not necessarily you are altering time if that first goal is not allowed Parma could’ve gone on to win 6-0 in theory due to the butterfly effect. With that said I don’t think Jj cheated there goal was fine.
>>150524272... so like that benuldy Udinese didn't get
If we had the need to score a goal due to still being on 0-0 then we'd put even more pressure and maybe the floodgates would open
>>150524284they were leading 1-2 already. not much effect on the result. >>150524257first goal of the season is a stolen one. fits well
>>150524255Shoulder is not offside, only the arm which doesn't count as per the latest rules
20 Finnish posts, 19 of which about Juventus
>printeristi having to resort to multiverse theories to cope with deservedly losing to Udinese
close the mercato holy shit
>>150524340are you allowed to still score with shoulder? >>150524348im just replying to shit talkers mostly.
>>150524355
>>150524383Dunno, maybe? It just very rare to hit the ball with the shoulder without touching it with your arm
Do juventus fans just talk about inter 24/7
Elizabeth Olsen sexo (Aubrey Piazza involved)
>Openda in instead of MuaniA bit sad for Muani since he literally blocked any other possible move to come to Jj but Openda is pretty good imo
Milan chads we are hoping both Jj and Printer lose points in the derby with a draw or are we rooting for one of them?
>>150524470Santi Castro brace
openda is so bad that he managed to trick some jjust customers into believing kalunegru isn't serie b tier
>>150524468He can still threaten to kidnap Mayulu in the next 24 hours. I’m ok with Openda though, he’s a good player
I remember opendai missing 5 sitters against jjust last year
>I’m ok with Openda though, he’s a good player
>>150524580He has a similar phenotype to yakub (creator of white people), top xG scientists see a link between this and his ability to create chances
Remember that Gila>BremerGoodnight
>>150524580Duccio he played at Vitesse at some point, was he gud or was he shit
>>150524620Pacebabby, and since Jj will be the dominating team against 16/20 teams it's useless. You need a killer and not a negru
>>150524468>A bit sad for Muani
>>150524614So what you're saying is that he will create unlimited plusvalenza shitters for the next gen?!
>>150524617both in the same sqvadrone come january after comolli finds pio-espositium deposits under the training ground
>>150524646I dunno if there's anyone like that on the market, Renault Kangoo wants to come but if they ask for a ridiculous amount of money for a guy who had mid stats last season then he's not worth it in a million years
>>150524405Unironically all 4 are shit and inter is lucky that they all sfumated
Zingaro single handedly destroyed Randal at Jj simply by doing nothing.
>>150524705I don't think you realize just how valuable even a "mid-striker" is over the course of a season
>rabiotmachia to Milan TwitterHow will Palestinentus fans cope now kekekekekeikikikiekekekekkekekekeikeiekekekiekekeukekekekekukekekek
>>150524739thats atleast half his wages earned id say>>150524775quick give him 9m per year
>more danish posts about Jj than bbilanwhat's with the obsession now
>>150524802rabiot is a balance shifter in seriea
>>150524835he wants to live the vlahomeme neet life
The Randal, Dusan & Jonathan triangle is kino to shitpost about
>Openda is shorter than Conceicao wtf
Is Vlahomeme a Honkai, Genshin or ZZZ guy?
>Randal Kolo Muani ne va pas signer à la Juventus. Face aux nombreux changements de la Juve dans la structuration du deal le PSG a mis fin aux négociations.- Fabrice Hawk's
Hopefully Massara gets an embolo
Kolo Muani to bbilan I saw it in my dreams
>We dislike Zingarovic for being bad with the ball so we splash money on OpendaMay the financial fair play fuck you over, it's deserved at this point
>>150524888Genshin, surely.>>150524887We are reaching midget levels no one thought were possible.
>>150524963Isn't Openda a second striker anyway
>>150524888He's a Duel Links chad
>be a shit striker>cope by pretending to be a second strikerHe has nowhere near enough assists to be able to cope like that, let alone Jj not having a Mandzukic type figure for a 2nd striker to play around
Khrushchev to Juventus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBLfEPH9PAJesus Christ, he's insanely shit, please Comolli don't do it
So what's going to happen to Renault Kangoo now
>JJ strategy to win the title is heavily based on 1-0 resultsWhy not just hire allegri
>>150525084Back to square one, either gonna find a solution or end up at Galatasaray by next summer
>>150525025No, he is basically a poacher. Don't let his size or pace fool you. Big part of Leipzigs awful season was him and Sesko constantly occupying the same spaces
>>150525092...just because >we won 1-0 against Genoa?
>>150525136Is Simons still gud despite his team's strikers being a bit wank?
>>150525136Is he good at anything other than running fast?
>>150525143Do you honestly think they can score more than 2 goals in a game
>>150525180Only once in the last 6 games has Jj not scored 2 goles or more
I am having a blast reading the thread, I still can't believe poodinese did the needful
>>150525136Comolli abort the operation now
>>150524862>Wake up Monday morning in the multi million euro mansion surrounded by 10/10 serb models.>Check account in the Bank of Serbia app.>+250000€ in green from weekly salary>have a shower then go downstairs to your entourage and private chef greeting you warmly.>Get driven to the Jj training facilities.>Tell the driver to slow down so you arrive 15 minutes late as a power move on Comolli.>Have fun with Conceicao at morning training, smack talk shitalian food with McKenie at lunch time, hangout with Kostic in the afternoon speaking Serb and back talking the other Balkan nations, in the evening before driving home have a comfy talk with Tudor about Yugoslavia nostalgia in the parking lot.>Matchday comes.>Exchange racist memes about Balkan ethnic minorities with Pavlovic in the bus while sitting next to Yildiz>Deliberately steal a chocolate bar at the stadium while Comolli is watching knowing he can’t do anything.>Get cozy in the bench dugout and watch David become the new Jj scapegoat while searching for Comolli in the stands for later.>Get subbed in and score each time staring Comolli straight in the eyes as you celebrate. >Get in the jacuzzi back home and enjoy some PS5 vidya with the lads surrounded by the 10/10 Serb models.A life worth living
>>150525177Great feeling for runs, solid finishing, mediocre technique. A slightly better Adeyemi >>150525147i still rate him very highly, the move to England is probably right for him
I have never seen a more homosexual post, he actually wrote this entire fanfiction by himself it's insane
>>150525180The potential is there, yeah. Offensively >we are pretty gud, it's the wingbacks and the Bremer less defense that are a huge issue
>not including visual proof of the 10/10 serb models for bonus (You)'s
>ClaussWho??
>>150525234you make calcio come alive
>>150525316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR3z8GtJB5AReference?
once upon a time I was the only dane in /seriea/
>>150525084turkey/roma next year
>>150525177no>>150525234holy based
Locatelli playing like shit? Surely this must be due to his own lack of ability as a player and not the scheming mechanations of Grand Vizier Koopmaynïr...
Just imagine for a second if we still had Jun To Li for this deadline day mercato
At least Giuntoli had a funny face. Comolli looks the exact same in every photo
>klaus barbie to jjustnever heard of him but the coinflip says hes ok
>>150525397What the fuck are you making me save
>there’s a fucking Albanian playing in the Panamanian league lmao
I think Openda would be a sub for Yildiz even if a very expensive one. In any case the strategy seems to have a set of versatile attackers who can play in multiple positions. Zhegrova/porto midget/Miretti on the right, Yildiz/Openda/Adzic the left and finally Zingaro/David/M****
I now remember Miretti
>45-50m
https://x.com/alloutjuventus/status/1841797909324693721Bremer bros how do we cope
>>150525639the cope is that if it were david guetta or vlach they would have been knocked down instead
>>150525654>guettaYou mean modric?
>>150525485Don’t tell igli tare
>Tudor: I’m calm because I like this squad. If someone arrives, I’ll be happy too. I’m always happy—I coach Juve, what more could you want?”Sorry bro you're gonna be filling in for a couple shifts at fullback once the other competitions start up
>#KoloMuani continua, alle 00:30, a volere la #Juventus.
>#Io continuo, alle 01:30, a volere #BigTiddyGothGirls.
>already spend a gorillion>casually spend 130m moreTotal EPLel callapse when?
>Insigne for ParmaUm based?
A L*vershit collapse alone would be enoughbut yes anything more would be welcome
>>150526481They now have signed a 130m starting striker, a 90m sub striker, a 120m attacking midfielder, two 35-40m fullbacks, one 30m centerback, and they'll likely sign another. At this point I don't know how you rivalize with that, even their bench is insane, Serie Ass can just not compete.
>>150526631All coached by the best coach in the world as well
Great goal by Dusan for bbilan
WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION>Friday, September 5, 202520:45 Italy - Estonia>Monday, September 8, 202520:45 Israel - ItalyEURO U21 QUALIFICATION>Friday, September 5, 202518:15 Italy u21 - Montenegro u21>Tuesday, September 9, 202518:15 North Macedonia u21 - Italy u21
>>150526631They still couldn’t do it on a cold rainy night in Cremonese.
https://x.com/snajaths/status/1962270022279000120we only serve kino in /seriea/
>>150526496Giovinco at Parma wearing #10 vibes
>168 million sanrio bonds for Eritrean andrea caracciolo
I feel like we are right back in banter era kek, it was fun while it lasted
>Openda to Juventus
BaseOropendolas are cool birds
>>150526631At least it’s not a super league
Openda more like Opel, Das AutoNo it's terrible I want my Renault Kangoo
>>150523764Narcis Ilaș, some 18 yo in our shit league is doing it
>Openda to Juventus, HERE WE GO! Loan with 40M obligation to buy, easy tp activate
>3 in 27 for belgio nationalecorr what a fenomeno
>Mangiante going full "b-b-but it's hard to make deals on the last day">meanwhile half of Europe is closing deals
Meh OpendaClauss would be okay depending on the price, at least we're looking at the right department for once
>Dollarumma to poop guardiolel fc
>"How many pears from Udine do I need to buy at the supermarket?"
>>150533241>Openda, Zhegrova, Zingaro, Yildiz, David and ConceicaoOn paper it's a good attack, I hope it performs well because it should, let's hope it'll bring a bit more creativity upfront because the "pass to Yildiz and pray" tactic isn't gonna work forever
Openda Busi
I have never seen a more Zingaro-looking man than Zhegrova in my entire life it's insane
>>150533257Unironically they'll get relegated
Kolo Muani just landedhttps://x.com/romeoagresti/status/1962435843252981984
>10 Hag likely to be sacked todaymy sides
>>150533548Welcome to Jj
Cool watch, wonder who he stole it from
>Sancho to Aston VillaMassarabros
>Alexis Sanchez to Sevilla Monday plans??
Reminder Gasperini rejected Juve to find himself with the market blocked by the fact that his director is fucking retarded (in his defense it was another director when he accepted).That Friedkin resort they met in must be something else>>150533612Only good thing Massara did
Nuke turdino, I hate this dump of a city so fucking much
The Albozerg prime minister is Jjposting on his Insta stories
>Del Piero at the JMedicalBased Comolli
Abu Openda
>>150533350>On paper it's a good attackUnfortunately Juve plays on grass
>>150533776HAHAHAHHAHA PORCO DIO CHE RIDERE MI STO SBELLICANDO DALLE RISATE AHAHHAHAHAHAHA MANNAGGIA LA MADONNA DUCCIO SPERO TI SI MANGINO I CANI
>>150533548Lole, it’s confirmed now. I know he’s insufferable but for things behind the scenes to break down this quickly? Not even at Palermo lmao
>>150533787The Neverkusen board probably wasn't entirely convinced of picking him
>>150533787>>150533827doesn't help that they sold a good chunk of the key players this window alone, plus those who jumped ship the moment Xabi left
Tumor can you start Koop instead of Locatelli against sfinter please, you have two weeks to realize that the statpadder is horrid
>avoid gigashitter>get another one anywaywhat the fuck jj
>>150533847Yeah, but you'd assume that wasn't news to the board or him lmao. Maybe one day he'll realize some sort of charisma is a pretty essential skill to have as a coach.
jamie vardy at least 20 goals in serie ass
>>150533925perhaps there was already skepticism on his arrival and the board decided it was best to cut their losses asap before it could spiral out of control. They probably know they're not getting close to silverware any time soon so it's worth for them to fight for UCL spots as things stand
>>150534041Probably yeah, very bad look for both Ten Haaaaag and the neverkusen board/directors
>>150521351you can tell this is an AI-generated image from the fact that it mixed up Lazio and the Champions League
>>150533419Coke coke for you eh boss? No you are wanting ket I have for you, all good all good boss come
>>150534071I looked at their transfers this season and wasn't particularly impressed. Onegermanon also pointed this out >>150533887 >>150533887
>>150534112no wonder their season is going to shit, they spent all that money for a bunch of ants
>>150534112Tillman is a quality player, but always have to wait and see if someone does well. Idk what he (Ten Hag) was up to during pre-season, those friendlies were all filled with literally whos. They lost to Flamengo u20, but the Leverkusen was like an u18 team.Strange stuff happening with those usually sober Germans.
>>150534138lol just noticed it now. >the only players over the age of 24 are 2 goalkeepers and fucking Lucas VasquezThis is the type of transfer business you'd see in a B team
They actually got Openda. While Vlahovic is still there. FFP please cripple this dead club even further, it's fully deserved
>>150534200Yildiz pretty much already plays very high so I'm guessing that Openda is gonna be used to have a second striker (or more possibly David since he already played in that position in the past) and switch to a 3-4-1-2 or something
>Facundo Gonzalez extends his contract with Juventus until 2027 with the option for 2028: paperworks signed.For literally what purpose
Suddenly that loss against Cremonese doesn’t feel as embarrassing anymore. Is San Siro cursed?
>>150534200openda had a semi good season 3 years ago so he absolutely perfect for besiktas jk and besiktas jj
>>150534286don't think soit is more likely that both Inter and Milan are returning to their historical average level, which is that of a glorified Fiorentina
>Zaniolel to Udinegru
>>150534401Will fit right in
>why is this Zingaro touching me>my knees hurt>I miss LA
>Culo Muani to Totem Prosciutto
>pavard to milan
>>150534416At least he found a team, I'm happy for him :)
>>150534430>it's a loan plus OPTION to buyPissG were fucking with >us all along
>>150534451Or Tottenham is simply offering more money for the loan fee and more for the option to buy to circumvent the FFP stuff
>>150534468Honestly 60 millies was just not possible nor justifiable, dude's good but he's not worth that price
>>150534451>>150534468Also as things stand it's more likely for tottenham to fork out the required fee (should he be bought) than juve is. Have you forgotten how much money flows through EPLel nowadays
>>150534481Het is "wat de gek ervoor geeft" after all.A euro/pound doesn't have the same value for Spurs and NuJuve in the end.
>>150534156they can afford it, the technical gap separating the nobility of the top ranks in Bundes from the mid-tier is much wider than Serie A's.plus the fans over there are immensely more docile, as typical of a league without much history
Vlahovic becoming good again really is an incredible bit, the depth is gud to have though, glad Kolo found a team at least and fuck PSJew
Mo what is wrong with being a Jew with a PlayStation?
>The transfer market for Juventus is not entirely over, the Bianconeri are keeping a small door open for the purchase of a new full-back. - Fabritzios Romanov
>Zingarova is 1m80Wtf I thought he was as tall as Conceicao
Pantaleo creti to jJ
>>150534570Givairo Read payable in 29 installments delusionfcbros we are BACK
>>150534635Listen here, pal. You gotta knock off those thoughts before they get you in a world of trouble. If you know what's good for ya, you’ll steer clear of that nonsense.
Can someone check for me that this is correct? I'm seeing here that Donnarumma played for AC Milan for SIX years and in that time, this is all the club managed to win? Do I have that right?
>no taty assist webm /seriea/ is dead
>>150534451It's a dry loan
Someone get this guy to the Armani sponsor shop, what a trainwreck
>>150534696>baggy grey jeans>but also leather jacket that doesnt cover his whole shirt>but also those stupid ass shoesWhat is he doing? What did he mean by this?
>>150534651It’s true, though unfortunate as it is, one would have to imagine they were at least able to sell a GK of his caliber for a huge fee at the end. Surely that’s the case…
>>150534715It's the gitano way
>Akanji verso l'Inter (DiMarzio)
>>150534750>sell Pavard>buy an year older playerWhat did Inda mean by this
>>150534750>get rid of the ultrazesty white guy>sign the ultra fraudulent swiss math solver
>>150534750>Dettagli dell'operazione: prestito 2M + 15M opzione di riscatto
>>150534715He got dressed during a power failure
>Massara finds out jews (the Ajax kind) want money for their players
>>150534750That's 6-9 points dropped guaranteed next season
>30yo Jamaican Canadian strikerTropical susprise
>>150534907zieke negerspits
>Akanji's loan will become obligation should inter win the league
>>150534750Gigaultramegahyperupgrade from benji pafartHas the premierbvll-to-serie ass bonus but has the guardioladrone malusOverall pretty good deal
New Absolute State of Play is up
Akanji is a fantastic signing, hoping that doesn’t mean the end for Pavard though
>>150535064marmot is sending acerbi to that lovely farm with new owners
>George to Fulham >no advanced deal on Dominguez
Only one coach appointed in the summer in the current top-6 European leagues was fired this century even faster than Erik ten Hag at Leverkusen (2 league matches):Attilio Tesser lasted only 90 minutes as head coach of Cagliari in 2005/06.
>>150535101>Dovbyk-Gimenez on standby
>>150534857That's a steal
>Gattuso: "Israel? I'm a man of peace, but we have to play with them.">The Italian coach: "It hurts to see children lose their lives."
Marko Pjaca on his way to FC TwenteFC Twente is about to sign Marko Pjaca (30). The Croatian is a free agent and played for Dinamo Zagreb last season. He is reportedly signing a two-year contract.
>>150535195he was never the same after that injury
Dinamo Zoidberg
>>150535193Based disgusted Ringhio
>>150535195>Marko Pjaca (30)
>Governor of Cisapline Gavl and former Consvl of Lativm, Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs has annovnced the recrvitment of a Nvbian-Gallic avxiliary
>>150535131>>150535101>he can't even sign Pessina
>>150535276he must've backed off after seeing his PornHub compilations
>>150535270Nkoulou regen
>>150535318Sublime calcio moment that
>>150535318Massara doesn't seem like he'd get scared by that. He used to jerk off milan players in front of the cameras after all
>Aaron Ciammaglichella from Torino to Juve Stabia on a dry loan
>>150535340I wonder if the white bag in the left pic also bears the autograph of Bossnia's new girlfriend
Deadline /mercatto/ news:>Fiorentina sign Tariq Lamptey for 6M from Brighton>Valencia are interested in Lucas Beltran on loan>After getting Jean Onana back on loan, Genoa is in contacts with West Ham for the return of Maxwell Cornet. >Pisa resign Giovanni Bonfanti on loan from Atalanta>Dailon Rocha Livramento leaves Hellas to join Casa Pia on loan. The club has also terminated Jayden Braaf's contract>Samuele Mulattieri joins Deportivo la Coruna on loan from Sassuolo>Lecce replace Krstovic with Charleroi's Nikola Stulic for 5M
>>150535376>he is 20Too young for Serie B, I would send him to Serie C
>>150535454>Pisa resign Giovanni Bonfanti on loan from AtalantaI now remember Agnese Bonfantini
>Roma will not sign a winger and for this reason has blocked Baldanzi's departure to HellasLITERALLY the first position you should have fixed
>>150535488Bailey’s a winger
>>150535488>38 games of El ShaarawyF
Someone explain to me what the fuck Roma are thinking with this swap deal?
>>150535494Bailey is first of all a fucking wreck, wasn't signed as a starter, left footed and hasn't played on the left for like the last 5 years
>Chelsea on Gimenez>>150535515>dobby bad that's pretty much the whole thinking behind it.
>>150535513Pure Gasp KINO
dovbyk reminds me of dzeko, initially labelled as a bidone
>Dzeko + Grafite at WolfsburgVgh
So, no mercato then?
WHERE'S THE WINGER, MASSARA?WHERE IS HE?
>Fiorentina's Bianco on loan to PAOK>German defender David Odogu to AC Milan for €10 million>Pavard on loan to Marseille>Chelsea wants AC Milan's Gimenez>Zaniolo close to joining Udinese>20-year-old defender Juan Rodriguez from Penarol to Cagliari for €4 million
>IF Gimenez to Chelsea then Dovbyk to Milan and Embolo to Romat. Di Marzio>Chelsea not on Gimenezt. Romano
>>150535488DYBALA LW MEME MEAGIC INCOMINGSOMEONE CALL BANGSBO FOR SOME OF THAT BANGSBONIUM
>>150535650>Chelsea are not interested in Santiago Giménez despite reports.t.Romano
>>150535650>German defender David Odogu to AC Milan for €10 millionWith a name like that, you don't even need to say it's AC Migrants. That's implied
Did Sneedgrova and Devil Piero pass their medicals
>>150535650>David Odogu to AC Milan for €10 million3 first team appearances so far, all of them losses, 8 goals conceded
>>150535694great scouting!
>>150535694>3 first team appearances so far, all of them losses, 8 goals concededAre you talking about Odogu or bbilan?
>>150535694>david sold alreadyholy based
>>150535694>>150535700there are not many reliable prospects in the squatter encampments around Milan Central Station
The man that killed the bbilan is joining Leicester on loan
>>150535816Since October 7, 60000 Palestinians have been killed, including women and children.
>Pavard to Merdseille>sfinter will have to play that Bisseck bidoneLol
-2h 57m
>A Turkish club have asked info for Arek Milik, who could leave Juventus on loan. The summer transfer window in Turkey ends on September 12. So there is still time…- Nico Minaja
>>150535968>>>/x/
Did they get the new sponsor to unlock the mercato?
Reminder that we didn't get rid of Musah and CuckwuezeThey are both loans with option to buy so those shitters will be sent back packing to Milan by the time next season startsFunny how Jimenez was bought upright but nobody wants to buy these 2 fodders... it's almost like Jimenez is a good player and we were robbedDeath to Allegri
Last day of mercato Mongada buys a young nigger for FuturoFuck this mong
>blocking Baldanzi (your 4th left footed right winger/trequartista) to Hellas so that he can rot on the bench because you can't sign a right footed left winger so how does it make sense
>150536089hang yourself you worthless pos
I have the perfect Openda nickname Open Data
>>150524470Milan chads are hoping Milan loses so that Allegri gets sackedEither that or Fofana and RLC getting horrific career-ending injuries, Chuck/Salad/Musah/Tomerdi etc. too
>light suit>black shirt>black tieNot just Zingarova himself, but his entire entourage dresses like apebanian ketamine dealers>>150536140>milan>chadsDon't you have some sissy hypnosis content to watch instead of endlessly seething?
The cancer? In remission.
>>150536147He looks like one of those GTA IV story NPCs that you kill in early game
>>150536147This guy sold me fent behind a Colruyt
>>150536147Quiet jew
I just got recommended a video titled "Renault Kangoo" despite barely watching any car-related content, I think that the calcio gods are trying to send me a message
Zhegrova looks like somebody who would be in jail if not for football, so the black and white stripes fit him perfectly.Also literally looks like a hunchback.
>>150536140>Milan chads are hoping Milan loses so that Allegri gets sackedthat's moronic, bbilan owners just signed him so you'll have to make do with him for at least two full seasons at the very least.is there anything else you need explaining of, member of a herd of chumps fooled by Berlusconi's sportwashing psy-ops for entire decades?
>>150536179Or what? Are you going to complain about it in your sissy gooning discord?
>>150536210Nah, if he loses too many matches in a row their hands will be forced.Sadly though he will get a lot of shithouse 1-0 wins and draws with his 3-6-1 terrorball.
>>150535488another fanta idea of mine in the bin >>150536147grim
serie is being filled wiht blacks. thanks america
>>150536226This post contravenes the latest sanctions arrangements against Russia issued by European authorities
>Sana sent back to the primavera rather than loaned out I guess Sarri wants to keep him so he can use him when everyone fucks off for afcon
>>150536221I don't use trannycord even know what the fuck that isOnly know that trooncord is associated with pedo jews like youWhat was the metoo kike from hollywood again? The fat fucker pedo? Weinstein or whatever.
>>150536270You sure do know a lot about peadophilia
Great, we have deadline mercato induced ramblings. I expected the belgian juventus fan to be the victim of it
Kek and we are paying for Pavard"s entire salary, what the fuck
>>150536147Is Italy really that non-white these days?
>>150536333>deadline mercato induced ramblingsSchira's, Momblano's or Tuna Oil's?
>>150536511The ramblings are a result of the deadline, any rumour works as long as the reported club ends up doing fuck all despite needing new players
>Done Deals: Zaniolo and Zanoli ready for Udineseintrasting. lot of wheeling and dealing in serie a. when will mercato close for fanta?
>>15053658713 settembre 2025 | 15:00
>>15053658713/09/2025 15:00 BBT
>>150536601:OOO
absolutely nothing is happening should have moved deadline day back to 2am 0000am greenwich
inter has been trying for akanji for a long time. could be gud>>150536355#wearesorich kek
>Official: Musah joins Atalanta from AC Milan for up to €30m
>Musah is a 30m player nowEven Muttuidi is twice the player he is lmao
>Massara sold Coletta for 1mI'm going to find him I swear
>>150536665the creative money laundering between these american investment funds is unprecedented
'tioned
>>150536704Grimolli did the same with Barrido last minute the cunt, went to nabule
>>150536637>>150536665It's a loan with option just like with Cuckwheeze
Zaniolo to apudinese done deal
Mino Raiola's Ha post is up
Grimolli the mercato is closed you are an utter failure
>>150535564
>>150536762Forgot pic lol
>According to turkish reporters, Galatasaray are planning a move for Lookman, similarly in the way the did for Osimhen
Porca Madovbyk
>>150536760Hope he finds a way back to form
>>150536799based
COMOLLI WHERE'S THE RIGHTBACKCOMOLLIIIIIII
>>150536833Kalulu and Joa Mario for the rightCambiaso and Gnostic (lole) for the left
Did Riomma have an Italian talento called Cotoletta and nobody said anything about him here?!
>>150536760intredasting signingapudinese is his last chance
>>150536857Unironically a 4/10 mercato, I rate Openda and Zingarova but they don't fix shit lole
>>150536870Everyone shits on me every time I put u21 games in the OP
>>150536880a FWD team
>>150536881Why would someone confuse you with a German person?
>Victor Boniface has just completed his medical tests at Werder Bremen.oh no no no no
>>150536704Benfica is selling him for 60 million in 2 years kek>>150536870he is great btw, one of the best Italian talents
>>150536880>I rate OpendaI get Zingarova but please elaborate because I have no clue about this weebnegru
>>150536833You’ve got Italian prospect Giovanni Mario
>>150536718Apparently he asked for too much money in the renewal and Jj didn't find him good enough to give him that amount
>>150536718>No renewal with Juve, he goes to Naples: Manna snatches away the Argentine super talent Francisco Baridò from the Bianconeri.OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>150536870Ma quale dieta m piacn e polpettM’piacc a cotolett
>>150536906>I have no clue about this weebnegruhe got that dawg in him
>>150536704he better have a FAT resale clause or buyback optionfucking hell and this hack still hasnt bought a fucking LW
>>150536891There's a reason the eternal anglo called our language "Dutch", because they confused it with "Deutch" like the igorants they are
>>150536895I'm actually seethingI hope there's a sell on clause at least. >>150536870He was on the u17 euro we won last year. Scored in the final too
>>150536923KWABONERI
>>150536940>igorantsleave tudor's pep talks out of this, thank you
>no U23 team>Andonio Gonda at helm>fighting tooth and nail for the scudetto autism>Luis Hasa's playtimeWhat exactly is Barido's plan lol
>>150536955Checking his bank account and porking terrona porkers
>>150536955being sold to a spanish team next year i guess
>>150536940All foreign muck to me
>>150536857the (lole) should be behind kalunigger>>150536880>I rate Opendagrim
>>150536955Collecting revenue of citizenship checks with extra steps
>>150536955>Luis Hasa's playtime he is going to Carrarese
>>150536986A fate worse than death
HASA
>>150536833Martim Fernandes relaunch in January, the Alberto Costa deal was a psyop to drive his price down
Dove c'è Barella, c'è Hasa
>>150536986he's linking up with Lazio prospect Ruggeri?
>>150537002Are you the American that loved Valencia's Gaya? I suddently thought about you a couple days ago while bedding a girl kek
>>150537023>>150537023>>150537023>>150537023>>150537023
>>150536889You know what's a good reliable car that is also FWD? The Renault Kangoo :(
>>150536906He's fast and isn't injury prone and only got injured once, that puts him above 90% of >our mediocre team lol
