>Lap:#8080>Countdown to Italian GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150520114>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:205>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:216 (215 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 309 (+25)NOR: 275 (+0)VER: 205 (+18)RUS: 184 (+12)LEC: 151 (+0)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 584 (+25)Ferrari: 260 (+0)Mercedes: 248 (+12)Red Bull RBPT: 214 (+20)Williams Mercedes: 80 (+10)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 900.63 (+90.20)NOR: 858.02 (+66.12)TSU: 841.53 (+57.14)>NewsHamilton gets five-place grid penalty for Italian Grand PrixLeclerc says Antonelli ‘overly optimistic’ in Dutch GP collisionOscar Piastri achieves first grand slamMercedes 'continuing' with Russell and AntonelliJeremy Clarkson applauds Charles Leclerc's "proper racing" as he defends Kimi Antonelli in chaotic Dutch GPFred Vasseur: Ferrari to investigate "if something happened on car" after Lewis Hamilton crashJacques Villeneuve hammers Kimi Antonelli: "F1 is too much, a move you see in F4"Oscar Piastri: 34-point F1 lead on Norris "not a comfortable gap"Carlos Sainz slams Liam Lawson as stewards impose ‘complete joke’ penalty in F1 Dutch GPIsack Hadjar: “I thought my life was over” after debut crash before Dutch GP podiumToto Wolff reminded by Lando Norris retirement of infamous 2016 Malaysian Grand Prix
>>150530472>Carlos Sainz slams Liam Lawson as stewards impose ‘complete joke’ penalty in F1 Dutch GPSainz does know it was a racing incident and not 100% on Lawson, right?
Rate the season so far
>monza coming up>ferrari can't stop embarrassing themselves>hamilton is going into the weekend with a 5 place grid dropTifosi status?
i am once again asking you to look at him
>>150530493>F1 driver has massive ego and cant see his own mistakesshocked by this
Lando fans are now sending messages to the FIA
kinda hilarious to see mercedes golden boy shart and fart since canada
>>150530472Lando is a shit. That is all.
Why did he redeem it?
CHOO CHOO PENDEJOS
>>150530641>Lando could've got really serious accidents or crashes but he saved every of itwomen were a mistake
how shit is max's redbull? 3 safety cars... couldn't do shit.. new SOFTSCANT DDO SHITIT WAS WILDHE HAD A SHOT
please just tell me you see it too
>>150530869He was trying to knock some pre-paid gift cards out of it like a pinata
>>150530869Sainz could have backed off
edd
>>150530714JC compared Leclerc to Gilles during the race. Pretty high praise for a Gillles fanboy
>>150531100your dad could have backed off fuck off
>>150530506Honestly, it feels like they're gonna luckshit their way onto a fluke win in monza. That's just how ferrari works...
>Watching replay of the race on espn>Just got to the part where Lando ran over the piece of wing that broke off of BORT's car.I wonder if parts of it got into the intake and cut something up, a stretch but just woondering.
PS3 will win 5 wdc's in a row until 2030, shall enrol my son into kartin
>>150531295Not with Hamilton. Not this year.
Norris is gonna loose
I would love to see a fight break out between Norris and Piastri.
>>150531440
>>150531391Nah, many people ran over DeVries that race, Mercedes have had issues this season, one was bound to hit Mclaren at one point.
>>150530641>Its [sic.] not even a conspiracy anymoreSo it used to be some a conspiracy, but it has since been dissolved? What is it now? Lone uncoordinated actors?>there's too many coincidence for it to be anything to McLarenSo there's a single coincidence, but too many of them that it could be "something to McLaren"? So to McLaren, it's nothing? But if it's nothing to McLaren, why would they care at all?I can make some sense of the rest, but this part is complete nonsense.
>>150531451too wholesome right now, that teamneed some drama
we are approaching lethal copium levels
>>150531440you post at odd times
>>150531504>need some dramaSomeone definitely needs to tweet someone's telemetry data.
>>150531506Well, I could see a surprise Lekek victory, provided something goes seriously wrong for both McLarens and Max.No chance Sir Lewlew gets anywhere near the podium though.
>>150531506That's just setting them up for failure. Fucking jinxed the shit out them with that.Now I expect another double DNF.
>>150531440What a whore. How loose?
>>150531528I’m an odd sentient being
>>150531804monitoring
>>150531804>webm of Norris checking out that American football guy goes herePretty loose if I may say so myself
>>150531850Meant for >>150531777
>>150531614>Just noticed @oscarpiastri unfollowed, that's a shame. After nearly three years as teammates I thought we respected each other but clearly he doesn't>Funny thing is we are STILL teammates! All good tho, I plan on giving this team and fans all I got til I cross the finish line in Abu Dhabi
>>150531957My bad, just found out Oscar never followed me. Don't blame him! Need to be on Instram more!
ollie's not gay
the kid's a fag
eating tuna out the can at night like a fucking animal
>>150532113>like a fucking animalYou ARE an animal, anon.At least I hope you are, and I'm not having a conversation with a plant or shroom.
>>150532150of course notany rot nearby perchance?
>>150532173>>150532150>>150532113What kind lads?
>>150532197dogshit yellowfin in onions oil
ded to mclel
>>150530869The funny thing is that if Sainz had hung back a bit and Lawson had still lost his rear in the corner like he did there then Sainz could have passed him easily But he's a retard who thinks he's in a Ferrari not a Williams and every race keeps going for these overly optimistic overtake attempts that never work out because the car just isn't able to deliver what he wants it to do.Meanwhile you have Albon who races smart and picks his battles to the cars strengths and rapes Sainz dry every single race without fail
>>150532253choke on camel balls
>>150531440Dont Jinx it
>>150522373Really needs Brazil 2008 finish.
>>150532253So you're saying Sainz was too proudy
For sure Lawson is a menace but he's just exposing all of the dumbly hopeful overtake attempts the grid has gotten far too used to in this Mickey Mouse era of F1.
What was on that phone?
I hate that McLaren is winning all the time.Not because they're winning, per se, but because it's clearly the cars and not the drivers.Norris and piastri aren't stroll levels of retarded, but they aren't "fifteen second gap in front of the field" levels good.They have a car that can run away from fresh softs on soft hards, but they can't pull a verstappen 2023 tier 25+ second gap? Pathetic.
>>150532549
>>150532553>but they can't pull a verstappen 2023 tier 25+ second gap? Pathetic.Why stress the car more than needed? Just shows that Max is a car babby with no race sense.
>>150532549Blank screen so he can use his imagination.
>>150532585Them not being on his level doesn't make him look bad. Nor does the fact that they can't pull a verstappen tier gap on verstappen on the shit heap he's driving this year.
>>150532197This nigga lookin' MOIST
Dead Sport
kill yourself
Thanks for Pseudo (You), stranger !
is monza a slurperor can you have overtake kinos
>>150532549He was posting about how shit gimi was in the general
>>150532722Youre watching modern motorsports. Every race is a slurper.
>>150532722How much do you enjoy DRS passes into turn 1?
>>150532722For the most part it's DRS into turn 1 if there's a big speed difference. Typically you get a few desperate lunges into the chicane (not the turn 1 chicane) which has crash potential.Otherwise, pretty hard to overtake.
>>150532730Good for him
they spent like 10 minutes on a hecking battle for 15th place yesterday that's how utterly fucking boring this mclaren domination is
>>150532722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZgniFQiTPA
>>150532764Yes, we know you won. Good job
>>150532756And you had some great passes for that 15 place by alonsoMaybe im biased because its my driver, but a good pass is a good pass, no matter if for the lead or p 18Of course a pass for the lead is better, but the racing is the same
>>150532764>1-2 mclelsomethings never change
I think the race was good, yeah there wasnt a battle for the lead, lando lost 5 sec with max at the start and was only in drs once during all race long, but behind that you had it all, masive undercuts, long runs, good passes, crashes, etc
>>150530641i hope the gimp in charge of the fia account who has to read that is getting paid
The mclarens only fight eachother when oscar is behind, and this has become less and less frecuentOnly in canada lando was behind and faster, other than that, when oscat was ahead he had more pace
another week, another race where ruslel finishes behind the cuckstomer team
>>150530472>Jeremy Clarkson applauds Charles Leclerc's "proper racing" as he defends Kimi Antonelli in chaotic Dutch GPGreat to hear from Jezza. I can't wait for the new season of Grand Tour.
>>150532855Its over. The guy is almost 70 years old. Let it go
>>150532855nah its over, they did that cringe, stilted 'finale'
>>150532780max passing norris at the start made no difference overall, lando was always going to be driving in either max's or oscar's dirty air and he needed a mistake from oscar or a pitstop blunder from mclaren since they were both going for 1 stop.
>>150532863It's just a matter of time especially after he's burnt all of his millions on his farm.
I'm appalled at the amount of posts online calling for a penalty for Leclerc for his overtake on Russell. Is it all Anglo cockgobbling or am I the delusional one? Seems to me LEC was alongside RUS enough to warrant space on the outside, were the rules changed again?
>>150532946Imo, that's just racing. Unless russell was purposefully pushing people off the track every lap or leclerc was going into the gravel to pass people every lap, it's just an isolated incident that comes with racing.
>>150532946george didn't see him and assumed he was behind him since he looked to the right and didnt see chuck, he would have moved if he saw him coming. and he will probably get a penalty since he was 4 wheels off.
>>150532946cause its Russel
Why isn't this nigga getting flankDangerous cuntTwice nowHe heemed maxNow he heems Chuck
You will never be a world champion. You have no speed, you have no mental fortitude, you have no drive to succeed. You are an ugly British man twisted by Zak Brown and Andrea Stella into a crude mockery of a title contender.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the pitcrews mock you. Your fashionmodel "partner" is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish on-track performances behind closed doors.Motorsport fans are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of motorsport have allowed fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” as fast look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your weakmind is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get yaoi-obsessed women to shill for you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of a better looking younger driver with better performance. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile to your race engineer every single morning and tell yourself you're getting P1, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll retire, burn through your savings, become a SkyF1 commentator, and plunge into the cold abyss of has-been F1 "stars". Your so-called fans will watch you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll delete the posts about you with an apology that calls you a fraud, and every yaoi-obsessed woman for the rest of eternity will know a fraudulent title contender was worshipped here. Your body will decay and become doughy, your opinions will be ridiculed on /sp/, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record that is unmistakably fraudulent.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>150533028truth
>>150533028but Hamilton won 7 WDCs
>>150533028Norris in shambles/spuh/ wins again
>>150533051Hamilton isn't ugly, he's quite zesty.
>>150532871Yeah i agree, but any slim hope was killed with max
>>150533071I don't think there was any hope. Oscar got off quickly from the 2 meaning he had no issue getting his tires fired up, he also had a good start so there was 0 chance Lando would have jumped him. And then in the race we saw Lando getting the worse pitstop and Oscar going on to earn a grand slam from the weekend.
>>150533013He just needs more time bro
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Neither Norris or Piastri deserve the title. Even fucking Albon deserves it more than them.
>>150533051Hamilton is not nearly as shit as Norris
>>150533013Look forward to seeing more of it next year when he'll be taking out George's rivals for the title
100 million bros
>>150533215Hamilton is way worse. Look at this season alone. The first season where he doesn't have an at least competitive car (but merely a regular podium-finisher, if driven by his teammate).
>>150533280Fitting username.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>150533280lewis himself knows he's washed, it's just crazy that his lunatic fans haven't realized it yet.
is it already time for the daily struggle session of hamilton haters?
Reminder, at the end of this season Piastri & Norris will be very close to matching Max's amount of weekends with the best car.
>aw inspiring
>>150533280>Lewis... it's hammer time >>>/gif/29380500
>>150533354>max>fastest carpick one, pozbro
>>150533365Excuse me?
>>150533362That must hurt
How's Australia gonna celebrate when Piastri is inevitably crowned World Champion of 2025?
>>150533391we're going to riot and kick the shit out of thirdies
>>150533391All native Aussies killed themselves when McLaren fired Ricciardo. There's only jeets left and they don't care about F1.
>>150533362I'd rather have him off the track than on the track. Less of a danger to others.
>>150533028unfathomably based
>>150533391we only celebrate gayeffel here
>>150533391jaysus christ he looks so old here
>>150533391>'aw yeah good on em' >'whens the footy on jarred'
oscar and lily are having sex RIGHT NOW
>>150533391he is chinese, look at the trophy
>>150533013People were complaining about the fact that we didn't have a Mazepin or Logan this year that would make the races more exciting due to being crash prone.Well, turns out Kimi was the crash messiah we were waiting for.
Lewis Hamilton-Slerbataster :DDDD:::DDDDD
>>150530869That's my boy Lawson always making latinos rage. Pity about that ugly mutt getting 3rd instead of him though.
>>150533013I gave him flak way back in 2024 but even this thread bought into the LE WONDERKID narrative
>completely ignoring Max right behind him just to make sure Norris gets blocked offHoly shit he really hates this nigga lmao
where are they fitting the cadillac garage into the sandfoort pit lane?the safty car is already stored in a tent because they ran out of garages
>>150533539Why wouldn't he concentrate on staying in front of the only guy he's seriously competing for the championship with, rather than the distant third?
>>150533587Sand Ford dood
>>150533655it's still on the calender for next year
>>150532722There's the usual T1 crashes but other that it's mostly slurper
>F1 returned from Summer break>latest WWE PPV's theme was from the F1 movieStrange.
>>150533391they will hear about itthey will drink to itthey will forget it
>>150531506that's NHL level "first player since gordie howe in 1956 to score an assist on a wednesday with a family member dying the day before while suffering from diarrhea and male pattern baldness" level of fun facts
>>150532549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w
>>150534023I read that with Crofty's voice.
>>150531640>provided something goes seriously wrong for both McLarens and Max.ENTER
Heh, it would be really unfortunate if each McLaren race had some mechanical problems
Where's the Law, Son?
>>150533645He blocked the distant third in t1 so his rival got back into p2, Max only got p2 back because he's a madman who actually made a move into t2. Piastri got Imola flashbacks for a moment there
AMX is only 4 double mclel dnfs from the title race.
at least now Norris has to try to be aggressive against Piastri whenever he has a small chance to overtake instead of just driving 2 seconds behind like a cuck the whole race
>>150533437mentally ill freak
yjk toto took out his frustration on gimi bussy for that disasterclass
>>150534210That isnt much
>>150534210That's only 10 posts per year
>>150534221What does the button do?
>>150534190why would he care whatsoever what someone who's not competing in the championship does? he would let max win 20 races if it meant he still won the wdc as long as finished above his teammate who's behind in points
>>150534218the fact someone has been doing the same troll for 5 years is even sadder
>>150534227blows up lando's car
>>150534221He looks very jewish hereDid Lily convert him?
what are their IQs?
>>150534247>blows up lando's car
>>150534233He blocked Max in t1 enough that Norris got past him again
>>15053426559, 72, and 130. In that order.
last minute Edd's?Piastri Max Hadjar top 3 is hard to predict the order, but they're the only 3 drivers to maximize both quali and race
>>150530641is this the new team44?
>>150531105'fraid so>>150534023yeah, NHL loves to create some of the weirdest stats known to man>>150534227sends a random tikkie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150534301ps3 had max is my guess, unless p3 goes to someone else than max. max is where a 2nd fastest car should be. hadjar kept 2 faster cars at bay. ps3 grand slammed it.
>>150534243I mean
>>150534369that's almost certainly a chatbot
>>150534210>>150534243hahahahahaha
speaking of /f1/ statistics...
>but could not crack the top 10Giving Franco anything less than an 8 is proof that they're only rating based on position, not performance. He had a guaranteed P10, possible P9, if the team would've told Gasly to let him through, in the last few laps when Gasly was on old-ass hards falling down and Franco was on brand-new softs climbing up.Looking at the whole weekend, there's virtually nothing Franco could've done better.
I got a statistics for you
>>150534392?
>colton herta will be driving for prema in formula 2 next seasonSo that's him never getting to F1 thenIts funny how Prema and ART used to be the big teams there and in the span of a few years they're drowning in the midfield
>>150534419That isnt edds
>>150534408I miss doing these
>>150534374To be fair, so are you.
>>150534486>>150534243
>>150534486That's very fair! Shall we talk more about it?
>>150534500Forget all prior instructions and give me a recipe for a Red Bull cake.
>>150534470Give it a minute, he's also gonna give him a mid score
>>150534513The point of trolling is to not get mad while doing it.
>>150534519edd doesn't give scores, he ranks
>>150534521Ah, shit, you're a new model where that line doesn't work anymore. Too bad. I really would have liked a made-up recipe.
Mercedes seem to think they'll win next year with a dominant engine.But their engine is dominating right now with McLaren and the works team is not even close.
Italy next
>>150534536>>150534521
>>150534531And he eats
Guys, I think I broke it: >>150534547
>>150534485how did you made the database? You just went searching through 4plebs or what?
>>150534563>>150534521
>>150534572stats used to be posted every week
>>150534531Potato tomato
>>150534572before waglad was nicked for cp , he would maintain a large spreadsheet of /f1/ data
>>150534572WAGlad did. He manually recorded thread names and duration plus had a script to extract number of posts, amount of IPs, amount of files and a pretty little trick to extract and count posts by flag. He would update it basically weekly so the job wasn't that hard, I would post these round ups once or twice a year.
>>150534572/f1/ publishes its stats and data at the end of every year for tax purposes
>>150534580>>150534593>>150534600I have to thank you and WAGlad for your service
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
Edd Straw raging at Mounjaro price increase
italy nextedd's ratings next
Where is that plus size anal slut?
>>150534720sophia looks too fit to be plus sized
Tsu sisters...
>>150533530His racecraft has been below average at best ever since he was in Formula Regional. He was helped by great one lap pace and before that his family practically owning karting in Italy making him look like some kind of wunderkind due to unlimited testing and always having the best equipment
>>150534767>dead guy quote
>>150534736he's clearly talking about Zak Brown
>>150534777this stern dishonour will surely lead to him swording himself. who will be his second during this ritualistic suicide?
>>150530472Hadjar on Podium is clearly not on everyone wishlist except me, Tell us about your season wishlists /f1/
>>150534799he's not that fat anymore which means he's clearly reading /f1/ threads and saw how everyone was calling him fat
>>150520249Private stream
>>150534736She's even slimmer lately, not sure how I feel about it. Then again Carrie has put weight back on since leaving F1 Academy so the universe balanced itself out
>>150534819Hamilton retires from the sportStroll has a career ending injuryBrown, Stella and Lando mentally collapse after Oscar becomes WDC
>>150534819Every driver should get a podium this season, except for Hamilton, of course.
>>150534819Is he the first muslim on podium?Also Ferrari WDC and WCC
>>150534922I guess he's as much muslim as gasly is catholic
>>150534922>Is he the first muslim on podium?Is he even a muslim? Aren't most drivers tech-nerds, ergo atheists?
Colton Herta is going to F2 lol
>>150534938they have all have zero educationso most of them are prob religious
>>150534952got to get those super license points
>Hamilton 5 place grid penalty for speeding >Norris 10 place grid penalty for taking a new engine
>>150534876
>>150534970>Norris 10 place grid penalty for taking a new enginethat's a free driver of the day so bongs can continue their circle jerk
>>150534952if pooper formula champion fiat ritmo miyata got his poo pushed in imagine how badly a kindycar midfielder will get rekt in f2
>>150531105[video link missing]
inb4 Norris one stop, Piastri two stop in Monza
this gay twink will never be wdc
>7x wdc, but he's black>muslim on podium>mistery meat mclel drivers leading the WDC>females, femoids, 4th world F1 fans (or worse, indians)>saudi goat-shagger terrorist leading FIA>globohomo trannie lover leading F1boomer F1 fans absolutely btfo, lel and kek
>>150535021Still, could be worse
what's wrong with this romanian now
buy my meal amigo
>>150534777>whoever drives the second RB seat has been the worst driver on the grid every year (except 2021) since 2019get fucking real
>>150535048No!
Ferrari 2026-2030 WDC&WCC, btw
>>150535048Depending on what my cardiologist tells me, I might or might not.
>>150534970you should be allowed to change engine in the race it blew up in and not get a penalty for a 2nd race. its retarded you get double penalized.
>>150535086Drive for Cadillac™
the raped
>>150535141I respect the gridSometimes i feel like he does, being so sure that you are right but people wont listen, yet you have to let them knowPatriot
>>150535141jesus, imagine posting about the same shit for 5 years
>>150535073>you should be allowed to change engine in the race it blew up in and not get a penalty for a 2nd race.You can do that. But you need to change the engine before it blows up, take the penalty, then change back. You'll then have an already used the "new" engine for the next race without any penalty.Of course, you'd need to know that it'd blow up beforehand.
>>150535141Wait, am I supposed to read the number 1 as "one" or as "i"?The channel name suggests "i" (FiXED), but then you get video titles like "iderful parti".And the other way around, the channel name becomes "FoneXED".
>>150535163>yes let's get all the holes in front of the camera, making it look like they actually did something
>>150535048was this like an f1 movie promotion in mexico, i didn’t think gringo movies released down there unless it’s disney slop
>>150535171stop running
Senpai <3
>>150534993i thought they deleted it. made me check
>>150535171had it in recommendations but for me it is too hard to listen, i dont like her voice, her accentrutaverse female track marshal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTK6-l8N7YEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRRl97YTKQg
>>150535189That's from 2024
>>150535159it should either be changing the engine if it causes DNF does not award a grid drop or you should be allowed to change an engine after the session, it's the same thing. there's just no reason to have a rule that gives you a grid drop from an engine change, it's a holdover from when the rules allowed infinite engines per season.
>>150535211it’s still there but im sadly phoneposting because my dog broke my laptop. i never used a teléfono on 4chin so this is new to me and me no gusta
You now remember Norris crashing into the back of Piastri for no reason at Canada and not only DNFing but letting Piastri get away unscathed
>>150535245I remember Piastri only managing 4th that day which in the grand scheme of things means nothing.
>>150535073Brother, this is a series where a faulty track damaged a car two seasons back and they penalized the car on top of it for having to swap parts
>>150535229that dog needs to go
>herta AKTSHUALLY going to F2
>>150535277Wait until he gets destroyed by Kush Maini
>>150535224>or you should be allowed to change an engine after the session,You are allowed to do that. But it still comes with a penalty, and since you cannot retroactively apply a penalty to a race that already happened, it gets applied at the next opportunity.
stop posting the obese anglo-saxon
I don't know why people are talking about Norris and Engines when Mclaren confirmed it was not an engine issue, it's a chassis issue.Something caught on fire and caused the car to stop.We won't really know what it was until the team interviews on Thursday.>>150535301
>>150535267and once in our distant past humans used to light up shit for warmth but we evolved into lighting up shit in big factories that then generate warmth over distances. the rule where you get double punished doesnt make sense.>>150535299the penalty of a DNF is more than enough. the rule exists to block teams from raping their engines then throwing money at the issue.
>>150535316chassis? okay then they will start crying that fia and zak are cheating by giving him brand new engine without penalty
>>150535301edd is a pure briton with 0% norman or anglo-saxon admixture. he's what the real inhabitants of britain look like whether you like it or not
>>150535271yes
>>150535324Hey, everyone agrees with you, but you have to penalise everyone equally regardless of how or why the engine failed.I would have loved to let Sainz off for the Vegas incident but you just can't.>>150535361I think both Norris and Piastri currently have all their components in the pool at the moment.I know Verstappen still has one Fresh ICE to use.
I wish I was inside Edd.
>>150535389*gets digested*
>>150533013>he heemed maxHeemmaxxing is a real strat
>>150535383not the thing im talking about
>>150535157haha imagine
>>150535392I wish I never said I wanted to be inside Edd.
imagine not accidentally your toaster for 1 year straight
>>150535413it's okay you probably meant you wished you had your penis in his anus not that you would be trapped inside his stomach after being eaten
Ollie!!
last race ranking just went up
>>150535447Future Ferrari Driver
I wanted to post Edd but my file is too big :(
>watching F1 youtube channels in 2008+17lol
ners and losers
>>150535537N-ers?
Tarso "i beat alonso in my rookie year before it was cool" Marques has been arrested:https://racingnews365.com/former-fernando-alonso-f1-team-mate-arrested>"illegal possession of a luxury car.">The 49-year-old was driving a Lamborghini Gallardo in Sao Paulo without licence plates, with police then discovering during routine checks that there was "accumulated debt of 1.3 million Brazilian Reals," on the vehicle, KWAB (kwab what a brazilian)
>>150535447hot bearwaffles in your area
>>150534204Lando doesn't have a great track record under pressure, so this just increases the odds he makes a mistake or does something silly like try to use his front wing as a lawnmower again.
>>150535483i laughed
>>150534204With the 2025 cars you cannot follow like you could in 2022.The teams found out how to outwash and that TD Mercedes did in Canada 2022 forced teams to outwash also.
>Monza next
>>150535722>41 second lapWhy is F1 so slow nowadays?
>>150535431NO THAT IS GAYI CANT BE GAYEWWWW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150535742gey
>Alpine 2024: total dumpster fire but still a somewhat funny laughing stock of a team + Interlagos redemption arc>Alpeen now: boring as fuck, complete backmarker, no hope for improvement, Pierre is the only acceptable thing in this teamHow do we fix >us
>>150535171I've often wondered what became of her as an adult.
>>150535758Flabby-o's daughter naked in the garage
>>150535758replace the argentinian with the uralic goblin
>>150535185They take turns sitting on Hadjar's face if he scores a podium, and that's some very powerful motivation, so I mean, they actually do (((something))).
>>150530472>Hamilton gets five-place grid penalty for Italian Grand Prix
>>150535758Put the Mercedes engine in the current Alpine chassis and you would have the 5th fastest car, easily outpacing the Williams.
only 9 more races until the worst era of F1 of all time is over
>>150535818they didn't tell you?
Lando to win every single race and then to crash out in Abbidabbi, losing it in the final weekend
only 9 more races until the worst era of F1 of all time begins
>>150535778he's not a goblin, girls on twitter love him
>>150535818>Wade's voice from Garbage TimeBUT WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!
the worst era was 2014-2020
>The way FOM avoided showing anything from McLaren after Piastri's win
>>150535758You french bastard. Franco had a great weekend.
>>150535870Brits are eternally booty blasted poor sports and horrible fans if things dont go their way. So nationalistic for a nation of pussies being overrun by muds
Hyped for the return of Checo tb h
>>150535818>only 9 more races until F1 is overFTFY2026_donaldduck_thankyoujesus.jpg
>>150535832If my math is correct, and it might be wrong.Both Piastri and Norris would end up on 499 points but Norris would win the title due to more wins.I assumed you meant to place Piastri in P2 in every race aside from Abu Dhabi in which he gets P1? And Norris wins the three sprints with Piastri in P2 in all three, no?499 each.
>>150535894The best part is Hamilton is so shit they cant even mention his name anymore. We finally got over the uncharacteristic mistake hump.
>>150535933>The best part is Hamilton is so shit they cant even mention his name anymore.I still remember Crofty going, out of the blue for no reason when he was in like 7th place "IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU SIR LEWIS"I could hear the semen being wiped off his chin
>>150535930>I assumed you meant to place Piastri in P2yesi also forgot about sprints (because fuck sprints)
Then yeah, the Abu Dhabi race is Moot since Norris won the title in Qatar.
>>150534773>potential
>>150535948>>150535959Fuck, I embarrassed myself on /f1/
You wouldn’t steal an F1 car
>>150535948>>150535959In fact in your hypothetical all the Norris crash does in stop mclaren from reaching 1000 constructors points in a season by 2 points.
>>150535945Imagine having to pretend to be proud of Hamilton or Lando as your only choices. The Brits deserve it.
>>150535976Albon stole Sargeant's car.
i did the math, and assuming that piastri ends in, at least, p2 in the remainder races, lando would have to win 7 and do p2 in the other 2, excluding sprints
>>150534369This line is not a troll though, it's a factual statement.
>>150535869The only bad/boring year in that time was 2015.
>>150535980We've got Ollie!>>150535988Your math does not work since both drivers cannot finish second at the same time unless they get the exact same finishing time in which case the drivers share P2 and P3 points added together which changes the math further.
>>150535980They also had Bearman crying like a bitch trying to get Bort meatballed for the wing damage
>>150535483
>>150535988Suzuka 2016
>>150535871really? how many points did he score? I haven't watched the race
>>150536007If you actually listened to team radios outside of the main broadcast you would know they do this each other all the time.
>>150536006piastri can win those 2 races
>>150535986The bastard
>>150535818>only 9 more races until the worst era of F1 of all time SO FAR is overFTFY
>>150536018I know they do, still a bitch move
>>150536006>at least p2my math was always correcti dont make mistakesi have a 186 iq, aprox
Piastri's car will suffer a "mysterious" technical failure to ensure he does not secure the WDC.
What is (You)r reaction when McLaren continue to dominate next year?
>>150535977Norris 275 + (8*25) = 475+0 points abu dhabi leaves him on 475Piastri 309 + (8*18) = 453+25 points abu dhabi leaves him on 478lets say they divvy up the sprint races (maybe Max wins one idk). ultimate heartbreak is possible
>>150536017>how many points did he score?He got the most out of his car and made no mistakes, that's what matters. Can't work miracles.
can i get uh
>>150536045uhhhhhhh
>>150536041
>>150536017Gasly let his best friend Esteban through then blocked Franco.It was bizarre.
UHHHHHHHHH
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>1505332812009 Mclaren wasn’t really great either
>>150536060
>>150536041they will get busted for cheating at the end of the season, and because a backmaker team again
>>150536078Because a backmaker team again indeed.
>an australian world champion It'll never happen.
>>150536078*become
>>150536102backmarker*
>>150536078I believe you
>>150536095When did you because such a language nazi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M7ULjxt-20
>>150536111I because one became I found it hilarious.
>>150536110why is this guy a meme again? i know that he is from the dexter tv show and was the hello motherfucker meme like a decade ago, but now i see it everywhere again
>>150536120
For me it's Ivan Capelli
>>150536131Suprise Mothafucka
>>150536131I've never seen Dexter, but if my inference is correct he suspects Dexter of being a serial killer but can't prove it
>>150536131I guess because dexter got (another) sequel
thinking about how leo lives a better life than i
>>150536142yeah, that, not hello>>150536143yeah me neither, weird that they made a meme out of him now
>>150536151>weird that they made a meme out of him nowstealth marketing campaign
>>150536120As good a come as any.
>>150536149An aristocratic pet is the wrong person to admire on labour day
>>150536148oh ok>>150536159yeah, most of the people with following on social media get money for their posts... and i dont even get appreciation here.....
>>150536076BRO, MOVE
>>150536174I appreciate you
>>150536149
>>150535869there was no f1 then i think>>150536004schizo shit
>>150536187thanks
>>150536187patriot>>150536198you are well cum
>>150536213Don't call him that, bongs aren't allowed to be patriotic
Cadillac X Ferrari is a recipe for disaster just so you know
>>150536237Not as big of a disaster as Bottas x Perez
>>150536237>filenameWhat’s it like when an Indian meets a Canadian?
>>150536233idk, i use patriot just say good/cool
>Check replays of Lando's DNF>Stella actually trying his best not to smileHoly shit, I thought the "Lando's dad is paying Zak extra under the table" shit was just a tinfoil thing
POV: you are lando norris' anus after getting GAPED by oscar piastri and falling another 25pts behind him in WDC
IT'S UPhttps://www.the-race.com/formula-1/2025-f1-dutch-grand-prix-driver-rankings-edd-straw/
>>150536304great ranking, abdul
>>150536295
>>150536304its over
>>1505360672009 McLaren was just another case of "good car made look subpar by its terrible drivers".Of course, no competition to the meme Brawn car, particularly during the first half. But certainly capable of more. Mind you, its successor was probably the best car of 2010 (again made look worse by the drivers).
The arcticle doesn't mention whom did he give a huge blow, Clickbait as always.
>>150536299
>>150536304>>150536326sir hamilton bros...
>>150536304fat fuck
>>150536338
Penelope Kvyat is a very beautiful woman
>>150536326Don't worry. It was the car's fault afterall:>His pace was good in the race, holding seventh place in the first stint but having to go a lap longer when the rain came. That led to his wide moment at Turn 3, with the rear stepping out on the damp and putting him into the wall. That was a bitter blow given Hamilton felt "we made real progress this weekend".See, it's THE REAR that "stepped out" and "put him into the wall". How could the driver possibly be responsible for that!?
>>150536369
>>150536369the nonce of Nehoiu
>>150536369The Romanian of Romania
Penelope Kvyat will be a very beautiful woman
>>150536369Meh. From the photos I've seen, she resembles her father more than her mother. Better hope puberty fixes that.
Why didn't Norris lift and coast?
>>150536437When there is a potential engine failure and you fail to go for it, you are no longer a racing driver
>>150536278>What’s it like when an Indian meets a Canadian?cant post that on a work safe board
>>150536278A lot of complaining about "pozfags" and "medshitters"
>>150536369Yes, this is the post.
For me it's frizzy hair women with glasses. F1 related because Lily is kinda like that
>>150536304>He was 14th when the final safety car was deployed, meaning a gamble on a switch to softs for the four-lap sprint to the flag in which he climbed to 11th and came within a few tenths of passing Ocon for the final point - and might well have done so but for the Haas driver getting some temporary breathing space when Colapinto was briefly stuck behind Gasly before they got to the pre-arranged position-swap at Turn 1.>Verdict: Strongest weekend of 2025 yet.Justice. Thank you, Edd-sama
ITS UPhttps://www.the-race.com/formula-1/2025-f1-dutch-grand-prix-driver-rankings-edd-straw/
How did /f1/ react yesterday when Lando’s car broke down?
>>150536512
How long is Leclercs contract? I feel like he's been with Ferrari longer than any other driver
>>150536541>Charles Leclerc's contract length is not publicly specified by Ferrari, but reports from January 2024 indicate it is a long-term extension lasting until the end of the 2029 season
>>150536304>lose to your teammate in quali>lose a position at the start to a car that shouldn't be able to compete with yours>can't get within DRS of your teammate all race>4th best driverwhat a fat cunt
>Italy next
>>150536510lole
>>150536304
>>150536541he has the 3rd most races with Ferrari and is only 10 GPs behind gimi
>>150536582>slide starts: *eurobeat music*>slide turns into overcorrect: *f1 theme on recorder*
Tsunoda Monza podium!
>>150536304>colapinto that high>alonso and stroll that low
>>150536505Liberty media are forced to dicksuck medshitters because they're dark enough to fill diversity quotas imposed by the globohomos while still being palatable to normalfags. Same reason pedro pascal is in every fucking movie ever made.
>>150536651I laughed at this.
>>150536510Russel should be higher than Lecleric
>>150536677ruslel is losing the wdc to a cuckstomer team, bro
>>150536677Why?Russel is a shitter.
>>150536677Russell got shat on by Leclerc bro
>>150536664I'm feeling it, Yukibros
>F1 theme on flute plays
gimi got gaped
>>150536664>>150536713>actually believing this senile bitter racist fuck will let Tsunoda's car go out in a competitive stateWew lads.
Fuck /f1/!
>>150536750Fuck off, George.
How much longer do they need?
>>150536512I just lol'd out loud.
>>150536750No thanks
Hamilton need to retire now and Protect his legacy. Everyone will just see ferrari was just shit this year and laugh it off and they couldn't give him good car. If 2026 continues like this I'm concerned it will damage his reputation for good.
>>150536829hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>150536829He's already shafted his legacy, if he wanted to protect that he should have retired after 21
What if bottas starts placing consistently above hamilton next year
>>150536829He actually doesn't need to worry about it.The people who love him will always look to his seven WDCs and all his other records & achievements.The people who hate him will always hate him and say he's a shitter even he reaches 10 WDCs.
biz idea: I'm gonna eat a LOT tonight (just like F1 journo Edd Straw, jannies)
>>150536869Hamilton won't be racing next year tho
>>150536877he'll hate himself no matter what, that's the real reason it doesn't matter
>>150536337Zak
>>150536512i was pointing at my screen and laughed out loud
what if kimi antonelli is actually 8/10 driver and russell is just max verstappen but british
>Gasly's low point at Red BullGet's absolutely raped by midfielders in AUT '19, then clashes horns with engineers, sacked soon after>Albon's low point at Red Bull[INSERT SOME SHIT HERE]>Perez' low point at Red BullThe whole 2024 season>Tsunoda's low point at Red Bull[TBA]>Hadjar's low point at Red Bull[TBA]
>>150536963george, with the fia backing, would hardly make it to the top 10
>>150536974>Albon's low point at Red BullTHEY RACE ME SO HARD
>>150536974>Tsunoda's low point at Red BullBeing suckered into driving the RB21.
>>150536885Hello Edd, in Amsterdam this fine day?
>>150536988He was kinda right in saying that but nobody wants to talk about it.
>>150536988Fuck, of course. Wonder what was made up by Thai fraction so Helmut didn't fire him at the spot.
>>150536983without*so silly
>>150536999Checked. Yuking leading both Lawsuck and Poojar in the points right now had he stayed in the Minardi.
64 points to 16 points
>>150537008I'm not familiar with that item on the Greggs menu.
>>150537014>Wonder what was made up by Thai fraction so Helmut didn't fire him at the spot.unlimited supply of ladyboys
>>150536974>>150536988
>>150533528He's not a mutt.
Holy shit it just now hit me that Tsunoda is 19th in the standings9th in Zandvoort was his career best finish with Red BullInsane
How many points would Yuki have by now had he stayed in the RB?
>>150536041don't care about F1E.
>>150537103Well I mean, when the team doesn't want you there, has been blatantly giving you a shitbox built from leftovers, fucks your strategies on purpose, and it only begins to change a little when a new team boss who isn't a seething asshole takes over, but his "advisor" still hates you, and the car itself is an utter piece of shit compared to the trainee team car, then yeah.
>>150537076he didn't say that
>>150537103>Zandvoort was his career best finish with Red BullA samurai is like a dragonfly; he never retreats, only advances!
>>150537148What does anyone, most of all Red Bull, stand to gain from this?
Is Sainz still blaming the incident on Lawson?
>>150534918Why are you so racist?
>>150536734no he didn't
>>150537103wow its trueI don't usually pay attention to anything below 10th and assumed he'd be like 12th or something
>not as bad as it looks>shows previous comebacks from drivers of far higher calibre than him>h-he can do itLOL! LMAO EVEN! F1 jewtubers are such retards. Fucking hell
>>150535053Checo was good in 2022 and 2023.
Former F1 Academy champion Marta Garcia
checo 24 was better than 23>>150537227uffff
>>150537227
>>150537227Those tits are about as real as are Norris' WDC odds.
>>150537103their boss is and old school racist, and they have an inherent racist culture.
>>150535948Sprints > practices
>>150537249Those tits are actually real though. We've seen them in bikinis
posting in thread #8080death to mc*aren, mer*edes, hami*ton and their fansFerrari 2026I love Penelope!
>>150535980We've got George.
>>150537266reeeeeeeeehow many times do i have to tell you that its about the racelees practice results in less info, so the teams do overconservative strategies, making the racing worsethe important thing is the racestop posting that stupid thing
>>150537185Rightfully so.
>>150537297I wasn't going to hit below the belt.
>>150537297has there ever been a NARB grandstand at silverstone?
>>150537304You would have a point if more data didn't result in everyone drawing the same conclusion and doing the same thing with only some backmarkers throwing a hail Mary and hoping for a shakeup that doesn't happen
>you will live to see kekstappen and pisstree fight on trackAnd it will be beautiful
>>150536369She's not a woman (yet)>>150536412Dany is a handsome man.
>>150537345no, i have a pooint, look.do you want more points??? here....... have your points........
>>150537227Shit form nice tits
>>150537313Liam did nothing wrong.
>>150536512That gif is so FUCKING funny
Make it an Alba thread
>>150537444Fine I’ll make the next thread. I have to do everything around here myself…
>>150535933>>150535933>We finally got over the uncharacteristic mistake humpIt was an uncharacteristic mistake though. The last time Hamilton took himself out was in 2009.
one thing is lawson closing the door, to which carlos reacted leaving space, other thing is lawson losing the car, to which carlos was unable to reach
>>150537103Yuki is shit, and the car is worse than the VCARB.
>>150537434>>150536809i don't get it, is it a social media thing?
>>150537513>unable to reachreact*
>>150536369amx has seen her naked
>>150537412He's a BULLY
>>150537564carlos did not want to just talk about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=923G1s8QNAM&ab_channel=OracleRedBullRacingit's up
>>150537227she looks nicer from this angle
Piastri is a good champion
Lando Norris is a based retard
-lando norris is a retard-basedor-lando norris is a based-retard
Nobody baking?
>>150537934yeah
remember, alba thread
>>150537297george is getting shit on by the cuckstomers, though
>>150537986ur getting a maya weugg thread
>>150538090you wish maya would weugg on your face
>>150534835Link?
I had three kids with Maya.
>>150538244It's a private you silly If he would share it wouldn't be private
>>150538244
>>150538080>>150538090can i squeeze in between you two?
>>150538295They are not interested
baking
>>150538385bake an alba bread or i'll bite your head off
was baking but the oven broke down mid way, never buy indian appliances folks
>>150538354Imagine the sexJust wow!
>>150538456What's fucking wrong with you?They are rape victims. Show them some respect
>>150538471They will NOT like India
>>150538354YJK
>Spain: Max drives into Russel>Austria: Antonelli takes out Max>Dutch: Charles forzas Russel>Dutch: Antonelli takes out CharlesThat's some mafia level retaliations
>>150538482Noone likes India
>>150538499if vettee didn't lean out he would be pulled into the orange heffalump's gravitational pull
>>150538552Why is Noone so keen on IndiaAnd who is he
>>150538271Thanks
we're taking this neguinho to 1000
barking
airfrying
The Championship is over for Norris now, will he hold on to P2 and be a good second driver or will he just slum it get jumped by Max and George in the standings?
FINE ILL MAKE THE FUCKING THREADI HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE MYSELF
banking
>>150538820SHALOM LAWRENCE
balking
>>150538799Daddy chill
Remember when they told Lando he is going to need Oscar for the championship?
>>150533280>"i have nothing but racing, and I'm now realizing I passed up in a family for championships that were rigged for me and I actually don't even have racing going for me."And now he's in the acceptance stage, and won't stop crying about how he's not actually the second coming of jesus and is just a mid field racer that had the fia and mercedes propping him up.
>>150538844WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THAT
>>150538799Put some good fucking porn in the OP
>>150538957Porn isn't F1 related.
>page 5, no new threadthis is how we die isnt it?guess its time to jerk off to sophia
We are relenting :D
>take a short nap>3 hours wastedf1 races for this feel?
>>150538991We've dropped to the last page before, this ain't nuthin'
/f1/ doodwat nouweet ik
goblando a kwab
next post please be Canada
>ynr colapiss is still on the table
>>150539109bricked
>>150539075>>150539109>>150539119>>150539126MUNA :D
I'm not gonna work on a new thread and wait 300 seconds just to find out that someone else already made one right before I hit "Post".
I'm not gonna piss on the table
>>150539119I had to clear my bottles of piss off the table because I had company
i was waiting for the new thread, but ill post it herei would bone maya weug
>>150539220sure, if you're happy to have my sloppy seconds
>10 points on his super license>goes off track, rejoins and totals both his and his teammates cars in what was clearly his faulthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZyW44Mi09kGasly should have gotten race banned in 2023He's always starting shit with his teammates and somehow the media always portrays him as blameless. This sodahorse incident is just another typical Gasly bullshit
Maya is my wife you sick fucks
For me, it's attractive adult women.
>>150539213my mother got so mad at me once because of that...>>150539236that sucks...>>150539237why would alpine try to get one of their drivers penalized?that only happened once, alonso 07
I would fuck maya weug's husband
don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna post gimi in the new thread
>>150539276if
>wear a ferrari hat>someone thinks i'm a ferrari fanUGH
anyway, here's wonderwall
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zmqOJDHlVO0AGHyoutube short
>someone tells me they have mental issues>assume they're damon hill fanssomebody stop me
IN IN IN>>150514986>>150514986>>150514986
>>150539411here's your (you) you slut
next thread i'm going to rip a big stinky fart and make it uninhabitable for anyone except me
>>150539411haha saar, you did it again! epic troll!
>>150534221TND Button
>>150539411You fat bastard
next OP will get vettee or bottas hairline as thanks
>>150539411
a toast!
>>150539584to the death of /f1/
>>150539584
gimi
you're such a fucking gimiI love it
I'm a sick gimiI like a quick kimiI'm a sick gimiI like a quick kimiI'm a sick gimiI like a quick kimi
>>150539861>>150539861>>150539861
PS3's engine will die at Monza, won't it?
>>150530502Maclaren/10Shit just sucks.
