Transfer deadline day: Ngubu move to Norf FC hits snag!
We're at the Deal Sheet explanation part of the window Nearly closed!!!
New Man United keeper has a 50% penalty save ratio
/terf/ chads... we won... its over
kek glasner making him wait
>>150537725Nothing to do with Glasner else he wouldn't even be doing the medical
>>150537725if there's one thing we can learn from this window it's that guehi should have gone on strike
>>150537714The End of /mug/
Jurgen Flopp
Parish should’ve just locked Glasner in the toilet this morning
worst deadline day
is glasner just collecting cheques waiting until manure dump amorim
>kek glasner making him wait
>>150537738retard
Just submitted a deal sheet We need to find a way to transfer 190 into the afterlife
>>150537738Glaser is throwing a huge melty about him being sold, rumours he could walk
>>150537741nah m8 get on with it you big fanny
>>150537757>seething plastic
hehe
Still no Isak announcement. He must have failed his medical right?
lmao
>>150537775this is taken directly from a post here earlier today lol
>>150537775tbf they haven't backed the manger at all and sold his best players
>>150537714I am giving him two months to start showing signs of not-so-greatness. Come the X-mass/New Years games marathon he's nothing more but a pale Onana.
Glasner is not signing for UnitedYou read it here first
where the FUCK is isak
well thats it then unless somethings been done but not announced
>>150537789Still nothing aimed at the Scousers. Cowardly to the end.
What happened to the yellow tie man
BREAKING CRYSTAL PALACE OUTGOING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!>Crystal Palace striker Odsonne Edouard has joined French side Lens on a three-year deal.
>>150537818why would there beliverpool have done nothing wrong
>Manchester United will activate Jadon Sancho's contract option until 2027That's some 4D chess move right there, too complex for my simple mind. United failed to sell that bum countless of times, why do they think they’ll offload him next season?
I'm new to football. How come all the deals are happening in the last minute? Are the clubs procrastinating? Also what's the point of having a transfer window? Why not have it open all the time?
It would be hilarious if Isak flops at Liverpool
BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG
>>150537797Reckon he will be very good.
>>150537852
>>150537852Wirtz already has
THE WINDOW IS CLOSED THANK YOU FOR ALL COMING TO ANOTHER SUMMER OR TRANSFERS! :D
i do not rate isakt. football expert
AND YOUR WINDOW IS CLOSEDDDDDDDDD
Why is the Sky sports chat full of palestine and israel flags?
>>150537880Crazy how bad wirtz has looked so far
if the guehi deal collapses then isak has been vindicated for his behaviour.
>>150537853its done
>>150537851Aren't American sports the same? I know baseball has windows where you're allowed to trade and otherwise you're not allowed to.
>>150537775next Arsenal manager
>no isak>no guehiit's over
it's over..................
>>150537714Looks like a young Poch
Now what?
heh, my boy dibulingz... he just needed another hour or two
guehi imminent surely
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Liverpool spent 100 mil eur on a benchwarmer
>>150537852But if he flops, would Ekitike also flop? Will they both fail.
>>150537904theres a trade deadline in all 4 major sports usually a couple months before the playoffs begin. if there wasn't a deadline everyone would just swap to the best team right when the playoffs started or whatever
Isak to Liverpool already confirmed
>>150537957wow they are so POWERFUL that they can do that
>>150537963Tike already looks great. It's wirtz who looks an absolute fraud so far
>>150537977he was excellent in the second half yesterday
>>150537970he's done his medical and photos where is the announcement
>I like to play against Liverpool. Their attempts are so funny. Donnarumma instantly coming out with the banter kek
>>150537945guess who owns Strasbourg
i'm not a fan of football, which team should i support?
>>150538002Look up your local
>>150538006nisa?
>>150538002Millwall
If the GF to Anon deal falls through, it only proves that refusing to have sex is the best way to go about a transfer.
>>150537993how many times has he played liverpool?
>Over at Sheffield Wednesday, there are reports tonight that the EFL have blocked all incoming deals the Owls had lined up. As many as four possible players were set to arrive but unless something dramatic changes, that will not happen. J U S T
>>150538011is it just me or does he look like a bulkier Bukayo Saka?
>>150537714In the Belgian league?
>>150538031Little bit yeah Like he could be his older brother
no donnarumma announcementno isak announcement
>>150538044>no baleba announcement
>>150538044they still have another day or something to submit paperwork i think
>Raheem Sterling is still at Chelsea after the deadline.>He has two years left on his contract and is the highest-paid player at Chelsea on over £300,000 a week.
>>150538069
>>150538031>>150538039Racists.
>>150538069kek what a SHIT club
>>150538055sorry but we'll be playing casemiro-bruno in the centre of the park for the next two seasons.
>>150538031they both have those bone through nose look
>>150538069>on over £300,000 a week.
>>150538069we're reaching new levels of grim
>>150538069LMAO
>>150538069we're reaching unforeseen levels of BOSS
manu got no mid there so fucked get ready for more (P)
Sides can still sign free agents don't forget So we could see some of those in the days to come as well
West Ham shithoused a win yesterday and decided they don't need to sign anyone else except Brighton's 5th choice CB (who also let Bowen though on goal to win the UECL final)fuck David Sullivan
>>150538133Scholeseh... get the boots out of the closet (again)..
>>150538069For some odd reason I thought he retired a while back
>>150538133EXCITING list of free agents
>>150538173Zouma wouldn't be a bad punt for Palace actually Not ideal but better than nothing
>>150538173>washed up by 28damn
>>150537757isn't this a portrait of the average liverpool fan
>>150538173left out DA OX
>>150538195More like the average mancunian
>>150538211He's on the list but is worth less than those
>>150538192his knees are gone mate
>>150538173every single one with less than 500 minutes last 2 seasons
>>150538251just started laughing and people around me started looking
>>150538069>TBoehlz
>>150538251relegation side unironically
In all seriousness is Wirtz not benched for the foreseeable by the Isak signing? Can't drop Ekitike on his form.
>>150538228Have you ever been to Manchester?
>>150538251>try and score
Build a statue of him
>>150538259>>150538272AHAHAH IM A FUCKING RETARD TOO LADS AHAHAHAHAHHA
>>150538288can tell
>>150538251good enough for top half. Sort the midfield next year
>>150538293Is it because I'm a lifelong Liverpool supporter??
>>150538268just hand them the title now
>>150538299All red supporters are retards
>>150538251Grim
>A deal sheet has been submitted for Yoane Wissa's transfer to Newcastle. Deal worth £55m agreed between Newcastle and Brentford for the striker https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1962582687203328431
>>150538272Dr. Literally Who
>>150538329imagine it fell through. imagine the fucking SEETHE
>Dele Alli has terminated his contract with Como. He is now a free agent.
>>150538251https://youtu.be/VReVj1NxtZQ?feature=shared
>>150538355I am also a free agent.
>>150538251>TescoIs this the cup team?
>>150538355Who the fuck would even want him at this point.
>>150538355lmao what
>>150538355If anyone's thick enough to sign this cunt then they deserve relegation Got all that support from Como, subbed on then gets a red card
>dele alli isn't even 30 yetthis is your warning lads. do NOT huff gas.
>>150538355Utd need a midfielder
>>150538069Eh. The Tyrique sale today more than covers that bum's wages until next summer.
Dele Alli is a potential upgrade on Casemiro
>>150538316I’m starting to like this jeet
>>150538401>Liverpool 2025you won't hear the ABL media talk about this
Conte Issues "Come Get Me Plea" By Winning Title With United Rejects
>>150538268Now THAT is sexy
>>150538355would have him at spurs as a sub. big fan of are deli still
Arne Slot is in the Epstein files.
>>150538431How can one man have such a fat nose? It's legitimately almost as wide as his smile
>£30m deal for Osula is off>Latest from Sky Sports News' Keith Downie: >Eintracht Frankfurt’s proposed move for Will Osula from Newcastle is not happening.>Had been talks of a near-£30m move but it hasn't gone through.
>>150538401>over the last three summer windows Chelsea have brought in SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN POINT FIVE MILLION POUNDS (£687.5M)
>>150538268lmao
>>150537942Turkish and Saudi windows still open.
https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1962582880170790990ISAK SALE CONFIRMED
>>150538355I thought he retired
>>150538465Nords are just melanin starved nigs
Arne Slot is a chequebook manager.Anything less than winning the EPL and UCL this season is a MONUMENTAL failure.
Latest is that Guehi is off. https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1962586276072132730
>>150538431conte at poonited would be hilarious
>>150538173>Paco AlcacerFM12 legend, I'd sign him for the nostalgia alone.
>Last time a club bought two players for 100M was in 2017-2018 when Barca signed Coutinho and Dembele for a combined fee of 280M
United had an atrocious window. Rashford was the most valuable player up for sale and they didn't even get a loan fee for him.
>>150538521hehe
>>150538545Geordies don't even get a gimmick out of it because they already blew the Isak money on Wissa and that other bloke.
YOU CANT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
>>150538515*Editor's Note: Arne Slot won the Premier League after Liverpool spent merely £10m in the summer transfer window (£35m if you include the goalkeeper they loaned right back to the club they bought him from). Second place Arsenal spent £100m in the same window.
do we really think transfer fees matter? it's about wages. which is why spurs are always shit.
>>150538355Years later Italians will bring him up as one of the biggest flops ever A singular sub appearance where he immediately got sent off is really something
How much do we reckon Isak goes to Madrid for in 2 years?
>>150538572Guess we'll just have him at Christmas for £15m instead. It's a shame too, because this just means that it's correct for every player to throw their toys out of the pram and be unprofessional, since professionalism leads you to being trapped by your employers.
>>150538585I'm interested in where Mbappe is gonna end up after Madrid
>>150538572>Getting him for free next yearThey can't keep getting away with it
>>150538573Dumb ArsenalThey should have just sold Partey to Saudi Arabia for 60M
>>150538572OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>150538585On a free
Wolves now have two 6’6 strikers, bring back 442 pumping balls in the box
>>150538587>this just means that it's correct for every player to throw their toys out of the pram and be unprofessional, since professionalism leads you to being trapped by your employersIs this window the window where player/agent power overwhelmed clubs?
>>150538585I remember an interview a year or so ago. He said the two stadiums he liked playing the most in were Anfield... and Bernabeu. If he keeps performing he's gone in 2 years tops.
>>150538069What a king
>A deal sheet has gone in for Manor Solomon and his prospective move from Spurs to Crystal Palace.oyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>150537775Amorim is gonna be United's manager until at least 2040
>>150538069it's nice seeing big todd's insane unsustainable transfer policy biting him in the arse
LIVERPOOL SNUBBED BY GUEHIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAFucking small club
Guehi staying confirmed https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1962586980333556155 Liverpool only have themselves to blame. If they bought him early into the window then Palce could've found a replacement.
>>150538681reckon he could take them to the national league in that time
>>150538572Very reliable information about this
>>150538722>Liverpool only have themselves to blame. If they bought him early into the window then Palce could've found a replacement.cheeky
>>150538643>Crystal Genocidedeeply troubling
>>150538722somehow their strategy of negotiating through carrier pigeons for two months bit them in the ass
Guehi said he'd rather cheese grate his own nutsack off rather than play for a "shit, finished" club like Liverpool
>>150538739What a fucking lie that is, I'm sure Guehi is okay with staying. Might've preferred the move now but clearly wasn't too bothered.
what puzzle?
Broooo lol
No more /trans/. When Reform is in power I won't need the // to say that
>guehi had already done a farewell video and everythingif I'm guehi I'm not playing for Palace again tbqh lads. would simply refuse to be fucked about like that.
Scousers go straight for the other team and leave the players out of it. Geordies could (they won't) learn from this.
>>150538790phase 5 of Arteta's Arsenal, title incoming
>>150538785KFC man now saying Guehi caused the move to collapse.
>>150538790
>>150538173Why don't we talk more about Zouma's downfall
>>150538808Wasn't there a player, I think it was for Leeds, who joined them and even did an announcement video and then the signing got hijacked?
>>150538643gerrim ourra my club
>>150538797So much for being professional. Isak and Wissa are completely vindicated by this
Don't think you're supposed to call them that anymore
>>150538810but it's due to Liverpool's incompetence inarguable
>>150538840tell us how
>>150538819
>>150538832
>>150538797Heard that when he got the news his whole face dropped, and he sank to his knees and shouted "WHY, GOD WHY" at 7:03pm GMT
Feel bad for Guehi, he tried to do things the right way, stay calmful, respectful, peaceful.He's learned a harsh lesson. Isak, Wissa, even Nicolas Jackson. They all got what they wanted. You have to chimp out son.
>>150538848Why wait until the last day
>>150538840Liverpool put the bid in that Palace accepted weeks ago. It’s on Palace
he's taunting me
>>150538848Should have put a bid in weeks ago instead of fucking around with Isak.
>>150538859Liverpool put a big in for Guehi the day after the community shield game. Palace are the ones who waited.
>>150538859Because it wouldn't make a difference. Player terms were agreed weeks ago. Palace wouldn't budge and wouldn't get off their arses looking for a replacement.
>>150538874See: >>150538875I did of course mean "bid" in that post though.
>>150538268They challenge for EPL if this happens btw
>>150538739
>>150538826Cursed by the cats, same as Brazil
>>150538875>>150538888FSG getting played by Steve Parrish.
>>150538268remember last season when they said Man United had the best Window? Yeah they aren't saying that this time round lolSo when do they sack Amorim? November?
>>150538858He lives at home with his mum and dad.He needs to embrace the anti-christ.
Would you rather be professional like Guehi or win and rich(er) like Isak?
>>150538943Nice guys finish last. Gyokeres, Isak and Wissa got what they wanted
>>150538933United have City, Chelsea and Liverpool in their next 5 games lol Amorim might not even make it to the Liverpool one
>>150538930>FSG getting played by Steve ParrishParrish wanted to sell by all reports but Glasner kicked off, kinda sad for Guehi because Glasner will probably leave soon anyway
Liverpool stopped the transfer when they were reminded that Guehi is a raging homophobe. Hate has no place at Anfield#kickitout #pride #onelove #JFT97 #ohhisnameisdiogo
>>150538943good christian man vs mohammedan
>>150538943You need to put your selfish desires above others especially the people who treated you right, that's what football is
>>150538967There's a lot of truth in this
>>150538963Good on Glasner then.
>>150538916Always be nice to animals and you'll do well
>>150538952Strand Larsen too. In fact he's probably the biggest example of nice guys finishing last this window. Could have been leading the line against Barcelona in the CL in a couple of weeks, now he's gonna be in a relegation scrap getting booed by Wolves fans all season
>Liverpool received approaches from Milan, Brighton and Crystal Palace for Joe Gomez in the final 24 hours of the transfer window but doubts over the Marc Guéhi deal – well-founded as it turned out – meant the champions did not consider letting Gomez go.Should have done a swap. Silly Scousers. I do wonder what the Palace fanbase reaction would have been if a Charlton youth player joined them (that's assuming that rivalry is even still relevant).
>>150538998Strand Larsen had nothing at all to bargain with, he only just signed an extension in July
Why did he do it?
>bending over for Glasner when he'll be the United manager by November anyway
>>150539007I read Gomez didnt want to go there, idk mightve been bullshit
Shit even Eze pulled a sickie on Palace the day he was meant to play his last game for themGuehi being nice gets you nowhere in this world
*forces you to watch a match between 2 London teams back to back*
>>150538832calm down calm down calm down
>>150539026He didn't pull a sickie, he offered to go but Glasner asked that he didn't (source: Glasner himself post-match)
>>150539008Neither did Isak really. If Strand Larsen completely downed tools and said he would never play for Wolves again they'd have been forced to sell him
Imagine if Glasner fucks off before the end of the season now.
>>150539062He'll be in for the United job in October unless City's ones get in touch to tell him Pep's leaving next summer and to just hold out.
>>150539055Isak arguably did because he said he had assurances if certain factors were met that he could go Personally I think he did but from the old regime of Staveley etc. not the current one
Glasner is a cunt literally throwing a hissy fit to get his way
>>150539062feels pretty likely he will leave, hes not happy with the window at all
Palace journo: >Oliver Glasner went as far to say, if Marc Guehi left he’d offer his resignation at Crystal Palace. https://x.com/Chris78Williams/status/1962591565748048149
hello sirsi am big horny
>>150539082>football player stays in south london instead of going to liverpool>the irish most affected
>>150539080>Personally I think he did but from the old regime of Staveley etc. not the current oneyeah thats what was reported, the new lads told him to fuck off when he brought up the new contract he was promised
Scousers going berserk because they couldn't spend even more money
>>150539040London run this league (a certain northern team WILL start losing soon)
marc GAY status?
>>150539106>GlasnerWell Parrish was basically trying to send him off to war with a broken stick and some chewing gum
>>150539106chadbasedboy eddie howe could never
Nice guys don't get transfers.
>>150539082Reminds me of Klopp.
>>150539116I too expected the Indians to be more upset
Decent window since we aren't allowed to pay for players.The two lads we paid for can't be registered which is ridiculous. Puerta has gone but I feel for the young Moroccan lad
>Liverpool spend (blow) 500m in one window>Liverpool customers still cryingThis is like when they refball a win and then spend every day up until the next match talking (crying) about how the referee was against them. No wonder no one likes you cunts.
>>150538069unserious club
>>150539082>Irish plastic in tears because a small club actually decided to have backbone and not bend overFucking kek.
>Geordies still seethingYou lost Isak.
All the Liverpool fan channels are all mopey and maudlin because they couldn't get Guehi. Really weird.
>>150539197you watch liverpool fan channels a lot?
>>150539206got him
>noo don't look up things nooooo Scouse rat go rope up you depressing little cunt.
>>150539164Was reading he can't be registered until January now. Fucking Acun, fucking EFL. I had a read of the EFL judgment re: Louie Barry, how in the name of fuck was he on £35k a week?! No wonder Villa are in the shit.
>>150539197They don't spend and now they CAN'T spend
>>150539189Don't have to be a Newcastle fan to find this fucking hilarious. Steve Parrish has more spine than PIF. Steve fucking Parrish.
>>150539134Yeah god forbid they don't have Marc Guehi for their league phase battles against Shelbourne and AEK Larnaca
>>150539218oh you got proper embarrassed by that post kek
>>150539206Done him>>150539218You're so done lmao
looooool proper obsessed
My team is getting 2% of the Isak transfer fee. It's a lot for us. feelsgoodman
>>150539250You are in fucking bits, absolutely laughable. The move has no effect on you.
>>150539241What's their win scenario here?Keeping Isak while he refuses to play for them?
League record fee for Isak but they don't spend
>>150539279Based slave trader
>>150539225>had a read of the EFL judgmentHaha it was embarrassing wasn't itGlad we've kept Pandur and Hughes and hopefully that's the end of any distraction for a while. Been shipping goals
>>150538019kek meanwhile across the city we're signing every fuckerSelles is still a shitter tho
>>150539287Biggest selling clubs this transfer window:>Liverpool €250M>Newcastle €130M
>>150539241>Steve Parrish has more spine than PIF.Glasner*Parrish just backed down to his manger rather than his player
>>150539325We know they sell but they don't spend All academy products they're selling
>>150539279so that's why it went up today
>>150539250shitizen pls
>>150539164what did you do
>>150539298>Haha it was embarrassing wasn't itIncredible stuff. £830k outstanding, Philogene sell-on fee paid to City by the PL not paid back to Villa. Best part was how Acun couldn't pay Villa because Trabzonspor hadn't paid for Tufan.>>150539323They've managed to get Hamass over the line.
Does the humble Liverpool now have the most expensive, keeper, defender, midfielder, AND striker?Genuine question desu
Scousers bigged him up in their own empty minds into thinking Guehi = Beckenbauer hence all this insane reaction He's just decent
>>150539385>H. Amasskek
>>150539387no
>>150539329>Parrish just backed down to his manger rather than his playerBecause Steve Parrish knows that if Glasner walks, Palace are relegated.
>Sheffield United sign Ben Meefucking lel
>>150539384Our owner is a silly bugger basically and we haven't been paying other clubs or suppliers so the EFL whacked us with a two window fee restriction and a salary cap
>>150539387No. Kepa is still the most expensive keeper transfer. Neymar is still the most expensive midfield transfer (Enzo is still most expensive if you want to limit to just PL). Mbappe was the most expensive striker.
>>150539387Keeper I hear a back and forth between it being either Kepa and Alisson. Depends on the source Defender nah it's Gvardiol now Midfielder is Enzo Fernandez Striker yes
>>150539414I didnt say he was wrong to back down, but he did back down all the same
>>150539345is the pink line the market index?
Goalkeepers: Alisson, Marmadashvili, Woodman, PecsiCentre-backs: Van Dijk, Konate, Gomez, LeoniFullbacks: Kerkez, Robertson, Bradley, FrimpongMidfield: Gravenberch, Mac Allister, Szoboszlai, Bajcetic, Jones, Wirtz, Endo, Trey Attack: Salah, Isak, Gakpo, Ekitike, Chiesa, Rio
>>150539385I work in accounting myself and how blasé the Villa head of finance was until he realised we weren't paying was amazing to me. I don't speak like that and I'm not working with numbers anywhere near that per transaction
>greedy mick seething
>>150539434>ben meethat's what your mom told me last night
>>150539447Mbappe cost PSG £166m (ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX MILLION) in 2017.
>>150539441>we haven't been paying other clubs or suppliersbro really thought he could manage a team in england like they do in roachistan
>>150539434>play for club in red and white stripes with black shorts>leave>join club in red and white stripes with black shorts
>>150539387>goalkeeperno, alisson was the most expensive for like a week til kepa went to chelsea>defendergvardiol and maguire are higher than VVD. VVD was highest for a year or something around there>midfielderi think that's technically coutinho still?>forwardno one's breaking neymar's number there
>>150539460yes
>>150539479I mean if we're counting that then Neymar is the blowout isn't he
>>150538857>7:03pm GMTThink you mean bst
>>150539502Yeah but he wasn't a striker.
>>150539449It's less embarrassing backing down internally (Glasner v Parrish) than externally (FSG v PIF).
>>150539494I blame PSG and Farcelona for the state the market is in
>>150539323>>150539434I knew Selles wasn't the man for the job but fuck me they've been awful. Can tell they don't want to play for him.
>>150539514Still a forward, which was weirdly absent. Count both then
>>150539479Yeah I read it as just PL though Just happens the PL has a majority of the records now
>>150539472>how blasé the Villa head of finance was until he realised we weren't paying was amazing to me. I don't speak like that and I'm not working with numbers anywhere near that per transactionSums up how badly run the majority of football clubs are.
>>150539501are there many swedish clubs that are publicly traded? wouldn't have expected even one
>reeee why won’t every club sell us their best player?!Scousers are subhuman
>>150539469>centerbacks No Guehi?
That's the end of that then
>>150539539Aye, just wanted to be specific cuz he did specifically say "striker" in his post.>>150539540Yeah if you go Prem only then they have the record striker. Mental that Van Dijk isn't even top 2 in expensive PL defenders though and that 2nd place finished in 15th last season lol
two record signings and theyre still mad they didnt get a cherry on topunbelievable
>>150539551no, just AIK
>>150539469>woodman Wahayyyyyy
All these new toys but you can't play with them for 2 weeks...
>>150539559>Sarmiento going to the club Vardy's supposed to join
>>150539162Why would I be upset? I have no horse in the race.
>Birmingham have also been interested in Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain after his exit from Besiktas last week. lol
>>150539578at least we have sir harold and the boys giving some foreign wronguns a good pummelling in the meantime
>>150539624>Harry Mongkek
>>150539528see Wilder back again before Christmas desu
>>150539621least they're signing Cack Robinson
Which players would be a Deano if they werent footballers?
Liverpool fans are crying because Guehi snubbed them
the only way to save united is to install a new manager triumvirate, harkening back to caesar crassus and pompeyit's time for ole, mou, and 10hag to come home... destiny awaits
>>150539682all of them, except Frank Lampard, hed be a little tory gobshite
>>150539682Greal- well he’s already a Deano who happens to be a professional footballer so I don’t really count him desu
>>150539708>harkening back to caesar crassus and pompey>pompeyThey're going to get John Mousinho?
>>150539708https://youtu.be/r75FmMPKOAg?feature=shared
>>150539708how well did that triumverate work out mate
all the tenbald signings getting shipped out. era ended.
>>150537714That's okay because refs don't give penalties to teams that play Yahnited
>>150539682grealish, maddison, pickford
>>150539758this time it will work
>Nottingham Forest have signed Brazilian left-back Cuiabano, 22, on a four-year deal from Botafogo. They signed four players from Botafogo this summer - with the others goalkeeper John Victor, striker Igor Jesus and defender Jair Cunha. Forest sold Danilo to Botafogo in July.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>150539799Edu masterclass
>>150539682Cole Jermaine Palmer
>>150539708>>150539758kinothe triumvirate of MOVRINHO, GVNNAR SOLKSJAER, DECEM HAGUS to be succeeded by the Augustan pax romana era of DAVIDVS MOVES
>Palace has no replacement for Guehi even though the player informed the club of his desire to leave months agoSomething here doesn't make senseEither Palace prefers 4 months of Guehi over 35M or Guehi is 100% leaving this window
>>150539824my sides
>>150539835Well he's not leaving this window. The window is closed.
>>150537852>ifi havent forgotten the delusion scouse bike seat sniffer from last season telling me how great of a signing chiesa was going to be
Liverpool wonGuehi for cheeper in janGG
>>150539824soul overload
>>150539878Is teletext still a thing? I haven't owned a TV in over a decade.
Lots of Scouse bragging that they'll just get him on a free next year (Palace obviously won't sell in January)Why doesn't he just skip Liverpool entirely and go to Real Madrid on a free?
>>150539896Cause real want konate you retard
>>150539853But what if>>150539888The difference is going to Guehi's pocket instead no?
>>150539896Real Madrid don't want him
Scousers are seriously furious about this LMAO!!!!
>>150539878wish we could go backalso>lamps to inter
>>150539878>Amr Zakithe streets won't forget
>>150539878Speaking of Zidane...
>>150539954>>150539878fellow oldcunts. whats your favourite era of the last 20 years or so? mine was when pompey had money and bought all those big names.
>>150539878*bamboozles your arse*
>>150539997when Bolton became the Allardyce galacticosand ofc Ronaldinho
>>150540002>childrenbased jimmy savile in charge of teletext games
>>150539878
>>150540016r10 goes without saying. i didnt even get up at 4am to watch my actual team i supported, i used to tape it on vhs and watch it after school. watching r10 at barca was the only time i would make myself get up. hes the fucking goat.
>>150539997it was awful at the time but i think i look back fondly at pulis at stoke with rory delap and all that, mostly because they had a strong identity even if it was shit. feel like all the clubs back then had their own identity, now most everyone just tries to copy pep-ball
>>150538355Statement from Como themselves:>A statement read: "Dele is keen to secure regular playing opportunities and, as he was not part of the club’s immediate plans, both parties felt it was the right decision to part ways ahead of the transfer window closing. The club thanks Dele for his time at Como and wishes him the very best for the future."#WelcomeToSaudiProLeague
>>150539895Nah it's dead now but you can look up the archives of it. Weirdly if you have any old VHS recordings of programmes then it will have Teletext pages encoded into it and that's how people can rip them. >>150539997The United vs. Arsenal rivalry was a good one. Both gave as good as they got. >>150540002>>150540029Can play that on them as well.
>>150540043you arent wrong. when you think about it compard to the soulless and corportate shit of today, stoke were soul back then. i can barely watch soccer these days. even the new premier league ball is awful. it not only looks bad, it feels like its really heavy and doesnt zip around the pitch like they used to. just awful.
>>150539940when are they not furious?
>>150540067remember in 04 i think it was when wolves got that win at old trafford. we used to get motd on free to air telly back then. i remember taping it just so i could keep watching that game lol.
I remember when Channel 5 came out
>>150540016also>ynr ivan campo and stelios
>>150539997This is the biggest era for Turkish football maybe ever so this one
ok cool they get guehi for his conference league campaignlooking forward to having him for nowt in june
>>150540102It must be mad getting up so early to watch a match, I remember an Aussie player in the PL said he used to do that every Saturday without fail. >>150540108I remember Spice Girls were the main selling point of the channel for some reason. Had a lot of pretty big programmes on there which are lost such as Jailbreak.
>>150539940Everyone should be, the precedent is awful. Depressing as hell as well
Slot is a nothing without a blank chequebook
>>150540080yeah it is what it is. and it's happening to all sports desu
>>150540131lmao what rainforest drugs are you on lad
>>150540145>a club doesn't just bend over for a bigger club and lose one of its star players, having already lost one earlier in the window>bad
>>150540147>wins the league with no checkbook last year
>>150540143it has its benefits as well though. its pretty comfy even though i said i can barely watch the shit era of footy, but i did enjoy the fulham manure game the other day for some reason. its comfy to be able to wach a game at midnight when you have sweet fuck all else to do.
>>150540029>they're turning the freaking Teletext gay
>Tyrique George's £22m move from Chelsea to Fulham is off.oh noanyway
>>150539866Chiesa has been a great signing you mong lol
>10-Hag sackedBased Germans. 10-Hag is also as much of a good manager as Slut, he'd probably have won the treble last year with Liverpool.
>>150540185>its comfy to be able to wach a game at midnight when you have sweet fuck all else to do.Yeah that's why I quite like MLS, that's on about the same time here. >>150540195Strange that it leaked.
>>150540195did they have exit videos 10 years ago?
>>150540168Imagine thinking this is what happened
>>150540195O O FNabil Fekir vibes
>>150540143Spice Girls were the biggest band in the world at the time and it was the fifth terrestrial channel so it was a huge thingRichard "Desmond" Dombrowsky could more than afford them, he had more money than Liverpool
>>150540205>3 goals in 2 years
>>150540211So what actually happened then, lad?
>>150540195fucking kek, loving it
>>150540042yep he embodies football as it should be. Fitting that Pep got rid of him
>fekir is 32fuck me. he was a wonderkid not long ago.
>Nottingham Forest sign Oleksandr Zinchenko from Arsenal after Javi Galán deal off, agreement in place. @romano
I don’t like City but that 2013/14 season where Yaya Toure was the best midfielder in the world was so fun to watch. Might just be because it coincided with my first year of uni though
>>150540257>couldnt convert him to a false pivot defensive 9
>>150538572Why would he agree to a transfer in January when he can wait a few months for his contract to run out and join a club that offers him the best wages he can get plus a signing on fee.
>>150540268Zinnylords....
>>150540274yep that city team was crazy. actually had a lot of soul for a soulless ownership group. not a soulless club, but the owners and what these new money rich cunts have done to football has killed it. david silva is right up there for me.
>>150538364Any club that wants me will unfortunately have to pay a release clause to B&Q (Spalding branch)
>>150538355Isn't he the one who shot a porn video?
>>150540203GET FUCKED FULHAM
>>150540275kek
>>150540316Yeah. Got leaked by a Liverpool fan.
its been good to reminisce about the good old days. talking about city made me remember when they had that criminal thai bloke owning them. now that was soul.
Time for some scran
>>150540316wasn't that Kyle Walker's missus?
>>150540381is that a white pizza? i cant tell but i love a white pizza. tendies look good too.
Anyone wanna buy Kalvin Philips? He's a quality, quality player. Still got some months left on the bench due to his horrific achilles surgery he's recovering from. But when he's back he'll be firing like nobody's business. Anyone? He's got 5 years left on his deal at City. Any takers? Please?
>>150540361one of his family members just got kicked out of office over a leaked phone call
>>150540381alsor.i.p your gallbladder
>>150540361Thinking even further back we had a programme called Fantasy Football which covered all the football stories like that from its past and present, including when David Pleat was kerb crawling and when Avram Grant was openly going to hookers. Different time (unless you believe the Tuchel rumour).
>>150540173With a very strong squad and every other big team in the mud**Pathetic how liverpool customers dont acknowledge this.
>>150540412what about rooney shagging grannies? do you remember the epl website widget you would install and it would be on your desktop and pop up with alerts with news and such. fuck me we had it good back then.
>>150540437>what about rooney shagging grannies?Oh yeah, with the Nani/Nanny joke as well.
>>150540420can only play what's in front of you
>>150540408of course they did. just imagine the pure corruption those cunts have been in for all these years. surprised we dont hear more about them.
>>150540412kek I remember us (Blades) singing "Cheer up David Pleat, oh what can it mean to be a kerb crawling bastard and a shit football team" nonstop for an entire match in the 90ssovlful times desu
I don't get it. If the deadline is passed, how can there still come an announcement afterwards? If there has been any signings before deadline, shouldn't it have been announced by now? Or can they keep it private?
>>150540399only if he promises to wear these shoes again
>>150540460stop asking questions
>>150540460
Predict next window biggest transfers:>Baleba to United for 90M>Joao Pedro to Newcastle for 80M>Delap to Villa for 55M>Bruno to Saudi for 60M
had a quick scroll down thishttps://www.premierleague.com/en/transfersits actually mad how little business fulham did
>>150540479who is this zesty nigga
>>150540460Teams can have a deal wrapped up and are just holding back the announcement, otherwise there's a deal sheet they can submit to get more time. But it's really stringent and you need proof that a deal is being properly worked on.
>>150540473Can you explain the downfall of Man City? Is it because KDB left or has Pep just gone mad?
>>150540479they freed him
>>150540460They have to fax the "deal sheet" to the FA before the deadline but can thrash out details
wtf I just went for a shit and Liverpool signed Isak
>>150540484baleba will go for a lot more than that if its united we are talking about. they fucking LOVE spending overs for shit players. 120 at minimum.
>>150540492They won a treble and took their foot off the gas, everyone stopped trying, players got old, transfers were shit or non-existent. Txiki left, Pep was gonna leave this summer too, he will probably go next summer. City is in a downcycle holding pattern.
Newcastle have proven they can be bullied around by their players.
>>150540300I think back then it was just sort of fun novelty to see a team that wasn’t Chelsea/ManU/Liverpool dominating the league. They were still in my recent memory as a permanently shit club who’d struggled for ages so it was fun to watch. Like if Sunderland suddenly had billions to spend. We feel very far removed from that now that they’ve won the league so much.
Isak takes #9
>>150540479he suits the red tbf
>>150540507I'm expecting a Evan Ferguson scenario here where his value drops after initial estimations
these quads achievable natty? /fit/ bros? >>150539979
>>150540496So in other words, it can take long after the deadline before the deal is finalized?
>>150540534whatever became of our man evan
O N E H U N D R E D A N D T W E N T Y - F I V E M I L L I O N G O O D B O Y P O I N T S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVXYl-kSLi8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVXYl-kSLi8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVXYl-kSLi8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVXYl-kSLi8He is free!
>>150540540Some deals have been known to take days but I'm not sure if the PL allow that any more. Maybe if there are really special circumstances.
>>150540526how would have fat cunt handled this?
>>150540551One of those rare times where the astronomical fee is actually worth it.
you think they got pushback for signing a zionist and decided it wasnt worth it? kekapparently he was alright in the championship for leeds
>>150540527aw cmon city arent as bad as sunderland surely. or maybe its just because oasis were supporters, it made city look like a bigger club than they were. i suppose they did play in that poverty stadium until only recently really...
What happens to Ekitike now?
>>150540566why are palace so flakey
Now that the transfer window is closed will this Somalian “swede” piss off out of the /epl/ threads?
https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-sell-alexander-isak>Newcastle United can announce the sale of striker Alexander Isak to Liverpool for a significant British record transfer fee.>The Sweden international joined the Magpies from Real Sociedad in 2022 and made 109 appearances in all competitions.You know it's ended on completely acrimonious terms when the number of goals he's scored isn't mentioned, let alone scoring the winning goal for Newcastle's first major honour since 1969.
>'Not one word of thanks for Isak from Newcastle'>Sky Sports News' Keith Downie:>"Newcastle's statement on the sale of Isak was just 36 words.>"Not one word of thanks. >"For the guy that scored the winner in the cup final. >"It shows how they feel about his conduct this summer."wtf, newcastle are so rude!!
>>150540565someone signed someone that wasnt isak?
https://x.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1962615268561256630comunicado oficial
For me, its Yoane Wissa
>>150540545He's starting for Roma, joint top of Serie A
>>150540561Mike Ashley surely would've sold him the second there was a bid
>>150540586lmao they are seething
>>150540598>irish mentioned>irish internet defence force turns up
>>150540577How many times do you plan on asking this question?
>>150540596FREEDOM
>>150540561>>150540603See: Andy Carroll
>>150540597I’M STILL LIVIN LIKE A DOPE DEALERFINGER ON THE TRIGGAI AIN’T TAKING SHIT FROM NO NIGGA
>>150540577Keeps playing. Wirtz drops to the bench.
>>150540596>https://x.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1962615268561256630>loaned againboy is cursed, no one wants him
>>150540611This is the first time actually. Never knew about the player until a few days ago.
>>150540614bit different .__.
>Baldhag sacked by Neverkusen after 2 games JUSTUST
>>150540596JUST
fuck newcastle And liverpool.
>>150540635wissa comin yo wissa comin
>>150540593They can cry all they want. Whenever they look back at the game that finally broke the 70 year trophy drought, they'll be forced to see "the rat" being the one scoring the winning goal.
>>150540644I don't get it
>>150540628>>150540634Why do Villa keep loaning Manures sloppy seconds?
>>150540628He refuses to drop his wages (fair enough) so keeps them with usually both teams paying a percentage of them. Permanent means he certainly has to lower his wages.
>>150540633Wish Arsenal would sack Arteta and bring Mou in
>>150540660>Chelsea paid Man Utd to break their loan deal not to sign himHow does that alone not instantly humble you? Sancho is genuinely beyond retarded.
>>150540634surprised he didnt end up at barca with his fellow knight of the realm
>>150540646I think their anger is misplaced. It was Liverpool who so unsettled him and we remember the articles from last year linking them to him.
>>150540634World champion
>>150540577don't know but Szoboshit and Grugkez will be benched hopefully
>>150540646Can you suck Isak's cock any harder?>>150540681Don't forget the countless "Isak to Arsenal" articles. The media have wanted Isak gone from Newcastle ever since he arrived.
https://x.com/NUFC/status/1962614142608740504 Scousers bullying them looooool! They'll say nothing
>>150540633and yet the bauldulant and fraudulent drug cheat known as josep guardiola still has a job. how can you lose at home to spuds and then lose 2-1 to fucking brighton and have a job with a two billion pound squad.
>>150540634
I honestly can't understand how the professionally run clubs wait out their transfers until the last minute. They had months to get it all done.
>>150540666Arsenal would not be able to handle Mou. Arsenals inherent mediocrity combined with their cringe fan base would send Mou to a mental hospital
>>150540699Please be patient, he just needs more time
>>150540692>Don't forget the countless "Isak to Arsenal" articlesThat's fair but I do remember the Liverpool ones being far more prominent. It's obviously his agent having a hand in it as well.
>>150540677Next year
>>150540699>bauldulantenjoyed this word
>>150540710They are almost all domino deals on deadline day, with one team eventually blinking and then it sets off something of a chain reaction. And don't forget panicking as well, like how Palace were plainly scrambling for a (decent) Guehi replacement and couldn't find one.
>NOOOOO WHY DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR PEAK CAREER IN A MIDTABLE CLUB WHEN YOU COULD BE WINNING TITLES WITH ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS IN THE WORLDWhy are Newcastle fans like this? Literally everyone would do what Isak have done.
>>150540710two reasons i think opportunistic signings at a discount, or the reverse selling your players to desperate clubsor the domino effect of 1 club buying a player if another club buys theirs and so on which only starts when someone is no longer willing to wait
>>150540710held to ransom by agents
>>150540748Stop crying.
>>150540699Peps going to have to moonlight as a Dubai porta potty to keep his job
>>150540727kek
>>150540753>tinpot ferals losing their mind over the first decent player theyve had in yearskinda sad but also funny
>>150540796remember when they were all flying saudi flags after they got taken overthey really thought they were about to be a big clubsad...
>>150540710>how can journalists get transfers wrong? It's their job *thinking face*
>>150540207Nah he's shit at man management, someone always had to be the scapegoat.
>>150540779HOPE YA LIKE DUBAI CHOCOLATE YOU BALD SPANISH CUNT
>>150540811pep will have an entirely different reason to scratch his face
>>150540800it was so fucking soulless. really bad. at least everyone dressing up as sheiks when city got taken over was funny.
>>150540583Nah looks like he’s going to be in here seething about Newcastle for the foreseeable for some reason
how many signings are fulham down to now? 1?
>>150540716>Arsenal wouldn’t be able to handle MouBecause of their winning culture and mentality? Because of all the success the club have had the past two decades? Kroenkes and other should back off and let Mou do whatever he wants as he’d actually lead the club to something
>>150540819at least it will look like he has hair for a bit
Just remembered we'll be seeing the typical meme for a few weeks as well of contract extensions being confirmed
So the question for the next window will be which club buys Haaland right? Cause there is no way he will want to stay in a midtable club like City surely?
today i learned that anthony martial is at aek athens
new:>>150540844>>150540844>>150540844>>150540844
>>150540843He's signed a 10 year deal there
>>150540832I plead you to watch Fenerbahçe's past games this or last season and tell me if that coach can lead a PL team to do anything
>>150540843Barcelona, Lewandowski replacement.
>>150540832>winning culture Remind me again when they last won the league or a European trophy?
>>150540848So?
>>150540851they have salary cap