Deadline Day's biggest stories:>Liverpool have signed striker Alexander Isak from Newcastle United for a British transfer record fee of £125m.>Liverpool's move to sign Crystal Palace defender Marc Guehi on transfer deadline day has fallen through.>Aston Villa have completed a deal to bring in forward Jadon Sancho on a season-long loan from Manchester United.>Tottenham Hotspur have signed Paris St-Germain striker Randal Kolo Muani on a season-long loan deal.>Chelsea have agreed an improved package, worth £70.5m, for striker Nicolas Jackson to join Bayern Munich.>Manchester United forward Rasmus Hojlund has joined Italian champions Napoli on a season-long loan, while winger Antony has completed a permanent £21.65m move to Real Betis.
>>150540843nobody could afford to cover his big contract. he will have to go to saudi or uae. link up with verratti maybe.
*waddles into the thread*
>>150540844>£70m for jacksonbundes game's gone
Only window I can't really judge is Spurs'. Seems overall not very good to me.
wtf I didn’t even know Liverpool were in for Isak
>>150540869Thomas Frank is a good manager.
>>150540864*notices you*
>>150540864he's a big lad
>Manchester United allegedly in for Las Palmas defender Marvin Park before the deadline
Arteta outGlasner in
kindr choccy is made in china
>>150540869its hard to know how xavi and muani will turn out but i think it could end up really good one interesting fact about muani is for his entire career he has only been out "injured" twice, both missed a single game each and were due to illness not a muscle injury, the opposite of richarlison almost seems like tempting fate bringing that to spurs after last season
>>150540869Leeds' window has been overlooked, absolute disaster of a deadline day where they signed fucking nobody and still have that clown Meslier on the books as 4th choice keeper.The comments on the latest Twitter post are hilarious: https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1962430474917183846
>>150540864
Love girls arses me
>>150540914should have named him mark
You guys are all going to be watching Slovenia -Sweden on Friday right?Sesko, Gyökeres and Isak all in the same match.
>>150540933>international break>watching anythingabsolutely not
>>150540933>SeskoffenderOn the pitch or hiding under the seats in the dugout?
>>150539895it's still a thing thoughbeit
Bloody hell well done
>>150540933the fraudulent trifecta
>>150540933shant be*spits in your face*
>>150540952bang bang bang
Liversissies and Crystal Trannies seething at the Elusive Dildo Jew David Sullivan's shithousery
>>150540952is that drum guy from the CAM ON INGERLAND meme
Elliot bros where are we going?
>>150540952the only acceptable fate for football match drummers is a gruesome death
>>150540869>palhinha good>simonsgood>muanino ideaseems like some decent additions but not sure if they addressed the actual issues tbqh
>>150540952didnt know enzo maresca has tatts
>>150540920>still have that clown Meslier on the books as 4th choice keeperFucking hell I thought they sold him They really should've, one of the worst keepers I've seen at the top level
>>150540949Cool. I used to always check teletext to get the latest results when I was a kid.
Wissa confirmed. Brentford statement not as curt as Newcastle's but crucially no mention of thanks in it either: https://www.brentfordfc.com/en/news/article/first-team-yoane-wissa-brentford-newcastle-united-transfer
Bold prediction: Wissa will score 20 goals this season for Newcastle. Isak will score 15 for Liverpool but be out for months due to a groin injury.
>>150540949For me it's wanking to teletext
>>150540844LMAO THAT'S THE WHOLE PAGE LOL
>>150540980wew didnt know they signed xavi simons. liverpool could have had him and saved 100m quid.
>>150541007>read time: 1 min#banter
Villa sign Elliott from LiverpoolAston Villa have completed the signing of Harvey Elliott from Liverpool initially on loan with an obligation to buy.The deal comes with an obligation to buy in a package worth £35m, including sell-on and buy-back clauses.The 22-year-old forward who has found first-team opportunities limited at Liverpool also had interest from Bundesliga side RB Leipzig.
>>150540980dont forget kudus after ange ball for 2 seasons its hard to know what to address
>>150541002as a puritan culture, we didn't have that degeneracy.>>150540997https://www.svt.se/text-tv/377
>>150541023i have him in my fpl team. hes not going to score against his old team next week is he...
>>150541023oh yeah. good window then, kudus looks excellent whenever i've seen him play
Who had:Best Window:Worst Window:Banter Window:
>>150541020and yet retards are still mystified over how Liverpool have been able to buy players
>>150541020>including sell-on and buy-back clausesThat explains the price then
>Ben Brereton to Derbyhow the mighty fall
>>150541020Why did they sell Ramsey just to pay a load of money for an even shitter version of him?
>>150540926Same desu
>best RW in the league>best LW in the league>best CF in the league
>>150540920
>>150541057>keeping all that stuff in your bathroom
>>150541060Sorry but we don’t respect teams who buy the league just like you didn’t respect City when they did it.
>>150541064What the fuck is that pixelated shite?
>>150541060You got Haaland, Saka and Mitoma?
Man Utd sign goalkeeper LammensManchester United have signed goalkeeper Senne Lammens from Royal Antwerp. The deal for the 23-year-old is worth around £18.2m plus add-ons. United held talks for Emi Martinez from Aston Villa but it was decided that Lammens was the best choice. Lammens' skill as a shot-stopped impressed United. No keeper made more saves in Europe's top 10 leagues last season and he had one of the highest goals prevented metrics in Europe. He also made the most progressive passes for any goalkeeper under the age of 23.
Why hasn't Nuno been sacked yet
>>150541060enough about chelsea
>>150541071Bathroom?
Discuss
>>150541010>wew didnt know they signed xavi simons
any Dibu updates?
>>150541049That's Ben Brereton Díaz to you.Who couldn't be arsed to learn a little Spanish from his mum to carry on playing for Chile
nice doing business sunderland. just remember: we offer no refunds
>signs your playersnothing personnel kid
>>150541094deadass
>>150541073The internet looked like that back then
>>150541090on closer inspection that is not a toilet
>>150541031>hes not going to score against his old team next week is he..International break unfortunately
>>150541102>name is basically robberybit racist innit
>>150541102is he really that shitalso bertrand traore back in the PL, wew
>>150541118Deadass I was thinking you thought that was a chamber pot or something
Gonna be funny when Liverpool dont win the league now.
>>150540844>>150541007>37 words lmao
>>150541138That's the number of goals he will score this season
>>150541122next gameweek
>>150541039>Best Window: liverpool probably>Worst Window: maybe fulham? i feel like they didn't really do anything. i'm probably forgetting another club who didn't do much>Banter Window: newcastle 100%
>>150541146They will walk the league and drop early out of every other competition
>>150541145i did think it was the ol' porcelain throne
>>150541149The funniest part about this is the suggestion Eddie is some aloof bully boy, rather than a man who lied to Geordies about Isak being injured.
>>150541166Funny when they win nothing
Uhmmmm liversisters why has Wissa already claims Arne’s Slot’s daughter for himself? What’s going on???
>Manchester United's largest ever spend in a single window is £227M>Liverpool have spent £500M this summerSlot is a chequebook manager.
>>150541210Scousers got livid when the spending stopped due to Steve Parish earlier Seething, death threats, mentions of Jota's memory being disrespected, the usual
>>150541208stop watching porn
aura
>Liverpool’s starting XI is now the only PL XI without an Englishman (or even a Brit)
>arne slot daughter blacked shit>seething about liverpoolgood evening dave!
>>150541235Actually grim.
ZINCHENKO TO FOREST
>>150541177The Geordies are desperate for even a crumb of dignity. Never mind that they have had the worst transfer window in English football history.
>>150541235Which team has the most?
>>150541235should be a rule against this
>>150541235RAISE THE COLOURS LA
>>150541235soulless money clubwith no historyand plastic fans
>>150541235which team has the most? i bet it's one of the promoted teams
>>150541249>Never mind that they have had the worst transfer window in English football history.Now you're just being ridiculous.
>>150541210>>150541235Soulless club
liverpool got /epl/ on the ropes kek
>>150541247HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>150541235That's a good thing btw
>>150540869>>150540980Kolo Muani missing the most important goal in his career has filled him with unbridled levels of rage that I believe acts as motivation when inside the pitch. He has the talent and potential but lacks experience. Thomas Frank might help him manage that rage
>Girona have signed Tottenham winger Bryan Gil on a five-year deal. He was on loan there last season.Fucking hell Spurs actually got rid of him.
>>150541235represents well modern England then what's the issue
>>150541235Do they not have rules on how many non-domestic players you can roster? >We have that here.
>getting rid of Cack RobinsonKeeps getting better and better Bladesbros
>>150541280and actually got money there was talk of them only taking him for free the other day
>>150541298>Each club's squad must contain no more than 17 players who do not fulfil the "Home Grown Player" (HGP) criteria
>>150541136he scored 4 goals last season despite being our starting striker
>>150541235We’ve got Mac Allister, la
>>150541298In the team yeah (homegrown player rule) but nothing about the starting XIs
>>150541210United biggest selling window>2009 Ronaldo to Madrid and others for a 95M total>Liverpool in 2025 sold 250M worth of academy players and players who deemed to essential
>>150541298>Do they not have rules on how many non-domestic players you can roster?they do it's called homegrown rules, but "domestic" can be someone from kenya if they spent i think it's 3 years prior to age 21 with an english club
So now we know that Glasner is literally bigger than Crystal Palace FC.
>>150541280SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAHSHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>150541311Macca is Irish
>>150541329is that the Jew from Big Bang Theory
>>150541334the irish are british
>>150541324This is what happens when you appoint a manager with actual achievements and ambitions in the sport. Imagine if he takes the Leverkusen job, kek.
>>150541253>Which team has the most?Good question, I genuinely couldn't say I know enough about most teams' starting XIs This page https://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/team-news looks to have the most likely XIs if they played tomorrow (i.e. injuries are taken into account), at a glance it looks like Bournemouth to me
>>150541235Unironically this is why they will win
>>150541342this is false
>>150541344Also lads like Saka and Rashford don't count obv.
>>150541235This is Glasner's fault btw
>Arsenal winger Reiss Nelson, 25, has joined fellow Premier League club Brentford on a season-long loan.The Wissa replacement.
>>150541369Why not blame TAA instead?
>>150541342Afraid so
>>150541056P U R E P R O F I Tseriously, though, scr demands. if dibu or watkins had gone earlier as expected, they wouldn't have sold him. different type of player to elliot, though, who is more like an asensio replacement.
>Dele Alli's only appearance for Como was when he got sent off after ten minutes for taking out Ruben Loftus-Cheek's anklesLMAO
https://x.com/the_nomad_post/status/1962544600951759174what did he mean by this?
>>150541403Yeah that was ridiculous by the way, came on and was being a dickhead straight away. Reminded me of that last match Gerrard had against United.
>>150541096turkey/saudi beckons.
>>150541423a turkey sandwich with bacon sounds nice right now
>>150541341You’ll have to narrow it down
>>150541342Paddys will NOT like this post
>>150541136>bertrand traoreluv me some mad bertie, made of twigs and sheet glass, though
>>150541457the Beatle hair one
>Sevilla have announced striker Kelechi Iheanacho has had his contract cancelled.Apparently off to Celtic.
Who want me?
CHAT SHITPLAY VIOLIN
>>150541498Ian Nacho was at Sevilla?wew I missed a lot
>>150541511feel beyond disgusted with myself that i didn't recognize that badge and had to google who he signed foreven more disgusted that google led me to a guardian article with paolo bandini here
>>150541511most soulful player to exist, ronaldo could never
>>150541517Joined last year, did fuck all. Went to Boro on loan start of this year.I always remember when he had a really daft stat that was something like "4 PL goals from 8 touches"
>>150541528Is that a man or a woman
>>150541536yes
>>150541528It's newly promoted Cremonese, they hadn't been in Serie A for a couple of years.
Holy based
#EXCLUSIVEWE CAN NOW REVEAL THAT THERE WAS A SECOND BIDDER IN THE RACE FOR #ISAK, #CELTICFC WERE WILLING TO BREAK RECORDS IN THE RACE FOR ALEXANDER WITH A RECORD FEE OF 17 MILLION POUNDS
>boss
>>150541553yeah i'm a big nerd about badges and kits and all the aesthetic stuff, looking at their history i guess when i really started getting into european football they were serie Cguess i just don't know italian football that well
>>150541556this is also going around
>>150541556Probably best for Newcastle that they've both fucked off.>>150541581Imagine if Emil Krafth snaps his ankles in training.
now that the transfer window is closed i will be going through the archives to confirm the validly of RFN's claimsexpect the results of my research tomorrow
>>150541556>Isak got 4 goals 1 assist in 9 games after the final>Wilson got 0 goals 0 assists in 18 games all season
So Garnacho will start against United
>>150541581Dan Burn obviously
something a bit melancholy about this goodbye post
>>150541643would be very funny if it were joseph linton
Isak’s gonna flop so hard it already hurts
>>150541720Would be funny to see him turn into a shitter after all this drama
>>150540949What the hell. We got rid of this in Ireland back in like 2008.
>>150540949SOVL
>>150540949my club were sponsored by Teletext Holidays in 2017, based
>>150541720his injury record is pretty bad, something really really funny could happen during the international break
>>150541740>Isak flops>Wirtz gets fatally wounded (10-12 months) >some £25m homegrown shitter has the season of his life
wissa is 29 and has had 1 good seasonis that a smart way to spend 55m
>>150540952Soul vs. Soulless.
>>150541792150 mil pissed away on Woltenmade and Wissa. Newcastle are not a seriously ran football club.
>>150540952>Jobbermy sides
>>150541556>desperately tried to keep somebody that downed tools in gamesyeah Im thinking its bullshit
>>150541007kek what a pathetic, tiny, irrelevant club.
What's really weird is how Liverpool fans are absolutely buzzing despite the way he's acted. He's not some boyhood Liverpool fan seeing his dreams come true. He wanted to join Liverpool because they were offering him £300kpw and the only ones willing to buy him now when no one else was. Which is another thing. Did it never seem strange to anyone else how many clubs need strikers, how few strikers are on the market, how a world class striker was agitating for a move, and no one else was interested? Feels like every other club knew how much of a cunt he was and didn't want any part of it.When I was a younger man I was fucking this bird. Tasty little crumpet she was. The only spanner in the works was that she already had a bf. I thought my older brother would be impressed by my chadness when I told him, but he wasn't. Instead he only seemed concerned. It all fell on deaf ears because I'm based. Anyway she ended up leaving her bf and going out with me, the based chad. It lasted maybe 6 months before she started fucking someone else and we broke up. All I really thought about afterwards was what my brother had told me at the start - if she could do it with me, then she could also do it to me.Liverpool fans should remember my lesson in 2-3 years when Isak acts the exact same way as he has at Newcastle to move to Real Madrid or Barcelona. Whatever you do, don't say you weren't warned.
>>150541528Filters working overtime on that picture
>>150541854Gentle reminder Isak told Arsenal to fuck off
>>150541740He's almost nailed on to rediscover that Sociedad form. He's a huge confidence player as in he gets his confidence from the backing of the crowd. Liverpool are as famous for turning on players as they are for sending the ones they like death threats. Not only that, but Slotto has bought too many players in similar positions and you can't keep everyone happy. He's already divided the house and you know what happens then.
>>150541854What other club could get him? Newcastle signaled that they weren't going to sell him no matter what. He didn't decide to publicly announce that he wanted out until Arsenal already got their main striker in Gyökeres. By that point it was evident that he was tapped up by Liverpool and only wanted to go there anyway. It's not like Barcelona and Real Madrid could afford to throw 150 mil pounds like Newcastle were demanding.
>I can't get no sleep
>>150541854>how many clubs need strikersName those clubs
>>150541854could be but i think its more likely he gets lazy now hes got the big pay day and misses tons of games with injuries (as he has his entire career) basically i expect he will act like a somalian mercenary
>>150541825don't forget another 55 on Elanga
>>150541854tl;dr lolSeethe.
please stop being mean to newcastlethanks
>>150541897300 mil on pure shitters. Over a hundred million loss in net spend and they're a much worse team for it. What a joke of a club.
>this Swede damage controlling like fuck for Isaklol, lmao
>>150541913what did we do to you ?
>>150541883GANGSTA GIBBS, HO! TWO BITCHE'S COOKING IN THE CRIB, HO (YEAH)STILL PUSH A BUCKET, BUT I RIDE IT LIKE A BENZ, HO (YEAH)TRYNA FIND A BRIDGE HO, TO SLANGIN' RAPS FROM SLANGIN' WEIGHT (UGH)SAID THAT FRED THE NEW-AGE BRAD, BITCH, CALL ME BABY FACE KILLA
>>150541910>>150541934You're making me feel guilty...
>>150541910It's deserved unfortunately Really shit how they've treated the fans who plainly can't (won't?) see they were deceived by the club, who promised they would not sell under any circumstances. We don't need to hear the cope, we've heard it
New Manchester United keeper has saved 55.5% of all penalties he's faced.
>>150541954based, saw him live once
>>150541072it's ok if the rich foreign owners are white
>>150541992yea you've said
I think this window has really crystallised for me how we are living in the post platinum era of football. Just look at these shitters and the fees>isak 100m+>tesco 65m>mbuemo 65m>chicken gyros 65m>cunha 60m>wissa 55mNot a single one of these players is any where near your Ibras, Kanes, Rooneys, Bayols, Lewas, your >Torres, your Van Persies, your Drogbas.It’s not even inflation either. Inflation is paying more for the same thing. None of these shitter zoomers will get anywhere close to those careers.Football bros, is it over for us?
>>150541854>scouse cunts being scouse cuntswhat's so suprising? not reading all that
>>150542015>ignoring wirtz
>>150542015Drogba is worse than Isak
>>150541996Arabs are white
>>150542015do not reply to this bait
>>150542039I did, I think I missed even more. Elanga was over 50 too.It’s literally mental and the game has unironically gone
>>150542062I remember when>torresjoined Chelsea and everyone went fucking berserk about £50m. Now nobody cares if you drop £50m on a shitter.
>>150541995did he score?
I understand most of these signings but Woltemade for 90 BAFFLES me
>>150542015That's your nostalgia talking. Also Zlatan did have that kind of money paid for him>>150542053fuck off I do what I want
>>150541992>>150542009He has also prevented the most goals in Europe
>>150542111So what you are saying is Isak is 1.25x (at least due to currency conversion) the player Zlatan was?I don’t know if you are blind or stupid or both but this is clearly, objectively, not the case.
>>150541766based blayardswhat was it today, 4 in and jacky longthrow out? what do you make of it?
>>150542118Only 7 players scored more than 10 non penalty goals in the Belgian league last season
>>150541992what happens to big onz now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jd79eUdkgM
>>150542158hope Selles finally gets his shit together with these signingsthink Mee will be captain going forward
For reference In the EPL 22 players scored 10+ non penalty goals last season
>>150542053How is it bait? He's right. People call a player like Salah world class when he ghosts for 85 minutes every game, and those same Liverpool fans have watched Luis Suarez terrorize defenders from minute 1 to minute 90
>>150542151>Isak is 1.25x the player Zlatan wasyeah spot on.
>>150542159Because Big Senne stopped them all.>>150542170Onaningz is chilling on the bench
>>150542200So then they would know what a world class player looks like, right?
What's actually the point of getting Glasner in at palarse if you were going to continue to sell out all your good players out from under him? Did they want to make a push for European places or not? Parish had a lot of good will with the fans but surely he's fucked that now?
>>150542186I liked how the new winger basically said we're the greatest club in the world. Don't think Selles will get many chances to win his first game though.
Manchester United's new keeper is very good and very tall. BIG Senne™ will win United the EPL.
>>150542202Okay, now post all the trophies Zlatan won, and all those Isak has. Isak has 25% more trophies right? Oh, wait, no he doesn’t.You may consider yourself out debated and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict before exposing yourself to further intellectual embarrassment.
>>150542269They won two trophiesWhat else can Palace/glasner ask for?
>>150542283do you think benzema is a better striker than r9?
>>150542205I would have thought maybe they would execute him for crimes against football
>>150542269Its the same at all non-sky 6 clubs. As soon as a player becomes good they know a sky 6 club will pay them far more than their own club can and at that point they're as good as gone.Don't get any good players is the key.
>>150542269This all goes back to Parish being stupid enough to give Woy a full-length contract after he saved them when Vieira was in charge.
>>150542291Not having to threaten to quit three games into the season to try and stop your owner from selling your captain and best player without a replacement?
>>150542269Villa made a push for yurop and look at them now. Risked it all on red, and they lost. It could relegate them. The reality is the top division in England is officially a closed shop. Without billionaire owners and income that would make tech companies blush, you’ve got no chance
>>150542190Wissa more than any other as well>>150542181>intro music is arabic with a hip hop beatclassic man utd
>>150542085Chelsea turnover when they bought Torres was 220mIt's 500m now
>>150542302It’s tricky to compare across eras like that but I would put them both in an elite band that none of these over priced modern shitters wil ever reach. If I have to, then yes I’d say Benz was batter simply because he was at the top for longer. R9 shone bright but briefly
>>150542374>It’s trickyStopped reading there. Fucking mong.
>>150542385we dont sign our posts here
no more trans?
>>150542415kek
>>150542385Cool ad hominem post bro. You’ve really proved how my point about these modern shitters being over priced compared to the greats of the last two decades is completely invalid.
>>150542430see>>150542343
So, we all agree that Liverpool had the best Transfer Window.Who on Earth could possibly compete with >us
>Sheffield Wednesday tried to sign Emile Heskey's kid from Citehman I feel old
>>150542415madlad
>>150542430I wasn't attempting to argue with you. I asked the question to determine if you're retarded (and therefore not worth arguing with) and you said "yes I'm retarded and know nothing about football", so I insulted you and moved on.
>>150542440They did get that Amass kid in on loan from man utd though, who are paying his all of his wages and any bonuses plus accommodation costs (mattress in a HMO in firth park)
everyone says City needs a RB but who should they actually get
>>150542437You're right, no one else has this number of smelly brown 70 IQ fans worldwide to attract the sponsors for such a transfer and wage budget.
>>150542436You’ve failed to take into account my post where I showed how this is not just inflation. If it was just inflation. You’d be getting equal calibre of player, just at a higher price.Clearly, I think we can see that is not the case.
>>150542485irankunda
>>150542504We will keep winningAnd you will keep seething geordiemong
>>150542471>his name is H. Amassthis is why Manor Solomon didn't sign for Sheffield United
>>150542533>we
>>150541235Scouse not English. And most of LIV XI have become Scouse.
>>150542283Zlatan was always a massively overhyped fraud. Made a living statpadding against complete dogshit in shit leagues. How many CL did he win after playing for all of these CL winning clubs? Zero. Look up any "best of videos" that you want and you'll see him disappear against anyone remotely decent and then score a hattrick against Pro Vercelli. He was ideal for the French league and it's why it's the only league he ever dominated.
>>150542562trvth nvke
>>150542437Yep! Shame it's going to be the only thing we win this season though.
>>150542460You’ve presented no evidence to counter any of my points in this thread. Personal attacks on someone you don’t know, will likely never meet.This says more about you than any post you could make.
that lad is right the amount of genuinely world class players in the EPL is far less nowadaysCity and Liverpool have maybe 3-5 between them
>>150542573>You’ve presented no evidenceSee: >>150542460Read it slowly this time.
>>150542562It’s almost like you’ve purposefully omitted the season at United where despite his fading powers due to age, he was a classs act. Much like your Berbatov types, his quality was clear.
>>150542601I’m going to sleep now, I’ll leave you to google what ad hominem means in your own time.
>>150542485They need to stop starting Rodri and playing Bernardo for 90 mins every week
>>150542642Jesus this is cringe lol.
>>150542512>this is not just inflationit is, the best players go for the most, whether they are as good as the best players of another era isnt relevant, the prices are roughly set by turnover, if you extrapolate Torres' price with the turnover rise its roughly the same as Isaks for example
The reds are gonna have the title won by March
Your team *did* buy a plethora of pacy Ngubus this transfer window, right anon?
>>150542816yes, together with some white experience
Based Glasner making scousers seethe
Liverpool customers on /sp/>Canadians>Irish >Australian They have never been to Anfield (just like every other Liverpool customer)
>>150542847I watched Torres score his first PL hat trick.
>>150542845probably get him for 20m in January
>>150541992in the shitty belgian league, which means nothing. to my knowledge, he's never even competed in europethey should have signed martinez, even though he's a maniac. being a maniac is a plus in that kind of pressure cooker environment.
>>150542039all of the players he mentioned are forwards, Wirtz is a midfielder, which is in arguably an even more insulting spot.>Enzo for 105m>Rice for 120m>Cherki for 65m>Bellingham for 120m
>>150542847i go another day undetected...
Cope posts already starting >w-we will just get him laterGot cucked and will beg for more.
half a billion!?
>>150542911>he's never even competed in europeOh that's a bummer, united will surely feel that lack of experience in their european games.
>>150543015excellent post.
>>150543015Heh
>>150541536a woman, obviously
>>150543015well played bayindir
>>150543015done him
>Newcastle bought a dude for 85million when transfermarkt has him at 30 millionCan anyone explain this reasoning
>>150543108He's a physical dribbler50M for each attribute
>>150543108you're right man, it would save everyone a lot of trouble if everyone agreed to only pay what the transfermarkt transfer value is for every player
>Manure fans already shitting on ŠeškoAnd you wonder why young players hate you and love sabotaging your club
>>150543015manure customers btfo
>>150543207im not a spurs customer but i am happy son got a trophy before he left. he stayed unlike the coward harry kane
>>150542845The things that happen inside your head isn't real life.
is man united good noware we done with /mug/?please?
>>150542911Seethe and dilate. BIG Senne will take us to the top.
>spurs buy randal
>>150543230Sonne left Tottenham and the first thing he did was Palestine PRIt was hilarious
>>150543432They are shit and needed refball to beat Burnley at home
>>150543155That shit usually overvalues shitters not the other way around
>>150543670tbf there are two kinder buenos in a pack
>>150543693transfermarkt valuations are wrong under and over. it's not worth reading in to
Arsenal lost the window because their job wasn't just to improve, it was to surpass Liverpool, but that did not happen. Wobbie gonna be tired of Arteta soon.
Finally the transfer window is shut. Enough of this /trans/ nonsense, it’s all about the footy now
>>150543164>0 G/A as striker so far>plays shit on the pitch>10th penalty taker>already injured>>W-WHY ARE THEY SHITTING ON HIM
kinoooooooooo
>>150545077well no it's not about the footy now we have to wait 2 weeks because the idiots in charge of world football decided to put an international break right after the season startedhonestly i'd rather there be like 1 month off in idk february or something get all the international bullshit qualification stuff done in one fell swoop instead of this start stop system we have now
Nice guys finish last.
>disasi and badiashile are still chelsea players
>>150545257actually respect guehi a lot for not making a big fussi wonder what the plan is now, his contract ends next summer or whatever, do crystal palace try to cash in with liverpool in the january window? gonna be less than 35m at that point maybe 20. or just let him go for free next summer to wherever he wants to go
>>150545317actually i take it back 20 in january is probably too high, probably like 10 if liverpool want him still.there is a scenario (which i think is likely) that konate gets injured and then joe gomez is the starting CB and also gets injured and maybe they desperately need a guehi type guy in january, might change the price. have to wait and see i guess
>>150545317It's a bit different when you're captian to just a player. It would show deep disrepects to the game as a whole if a club captain pulle dthe shite those two did, and then actually nobody would want him.
The most charismatic man in Britain
So are we all in agreement that Amorim's Manchester United have the best goalkeeper in the league now?
>>150545657They now have the best players in every position, no excuse to not win the league now.
>>150541428Maybe I'm just a racist but with him and Gravenberch on the pitch, I'm not gonna be able to tell who's who easily.
>>150545730Unironically, they do. Bruno and Cunha best number 10s in league. Sesko will be the best striker in 3 years. Maguire and de Ligt best defensive pairing in the league. Lammens best netty. See mistake with Onana/Bayindir is that a proper English manager would have played spider netty with them in net.
>>150545960lmao
>>150545960They don't have the best wingbacks in the league though
>>150546220luke shaw has been the best left (wing) back in the league for the past 10 years. i will concede the right (wing) back position has been shit since wan-bissaka left.
>>150545960Man Utd fans actually believe this
Why did Bayern agree to pay £70.5m for Nicolas Jackson? Are they retarded?
>>150546954Do you remember who they hired as a manager?
our harv
>Rashford to Barcelona: £0 upfront and £26m option to buy>Hojlund to Naples: £5m upfront and £38m obligation to buy if qualify for CLI seem to remember Conte has a thing for buying United players. Made me think is he always planning to become their next manager.Anyway clearly shows how much Rashford stinks
>>150547051Ain’t no way Conte is going back to the British isles when he’s comfy in Neapolis
>Saudi & Turk league window still openthe best news, Unitedchads, is yet to come (please God)
>>150547065Is he really though? He was about to leave before this season?
I've been ruminating over the transfer window and I created this funny idea in my head that Gigi Donnarumma has randomly decided to become the reverse flash figure to Bukayo Saka
>>150547391I miss Gabby Abonglahor and John Carew
>yellow card for thisGames gone
Honest question/discussion, why do some Man Utd fans keep trying to exculpate Amorims results with “well it’s the players that aren’t good enough!”. Like if you buy better players you get better results obviously but how can you not make that same argument for every manager ever? Why would that train of thought not also apply for like Sean Dyche or the like? He is a Portuguese manager that can’t communicate his ideas to Bruno or Dalot, his own countrymen! That’s like a lemonade stand that can’t press their own lemons imo
>>150547625man how had how many managers over the past 10 years and they've all failed to make it workand endless succession of managers is not what fans want to see
>>150547593Galacticos name is true. It comes with spending almost half a billion in 3 months. Somehow they’ve pipped Chelsea in crazy spending
so, what did we learn from this transfer window?
Liverpool didn’t even get their top target (Javi Martinez)
>>150541556>Liverpoo paid 130 million for dressing room cancerKEK
The haul
>>150545317>i wonder what the plan is nowGuehi is in a win/win position, kept the classy and professional image, will get to pick team and get a fat sign on bonus, plus will be starter and captain in a WC year, something that would have not happened if he went to Liverpool. >In JanuaryHe will not leave at that point with the WC in six months and if Palace is still active in UCL, and at that point Liverpool will have competition for his signature.
>>150547688that Liverpool are just another Chelsea/City/PSG you name them and that their biggest rivals are this season are yet again Arsenal who are managed by Mouyes light without the actual flair aka them having another free run at the while playing shit and relying on late winners again.
Here's Boro's roundup. Overall impressed with what they've done and sadly it's giving me hope>>150547781Do you think it's enough to get them out of the absolute bottom of the table?
>>150547775The manchesterunitedification of Liverpool
>>150544793Arsenal failed to actually improve in any position. All they did was spend 300m on squad players.
>>150547827If Alex Matos is prime Kante in disguise then yes just about.Otherwise we've got a decent squad for Selles replacement to work with from late September onwards.As for promotion I'm hanging my hat on pic related don't laugh at me.
>>150541093>1-6all frauds>7past his prime but will farm>8bit much for a golfer>9should of kept him >10lmao
Newcastle bought a player with a higher ceiling than Isak and a player with the same non penalty goals as Isak last season. Us and Spurs have moved beyond Villa this window and remain the most credible threats to the top 4.
>>150547908Jeff Stelling on talksport this morning gave his 3 best transfer windows as newcastle, liverpool, spurs (in that order)biggest problem i would say for newcastle is wissa is a bit old, but he should be good for a couple of seasons still which is possibly all they expect
Newcastle's entire club was bought for £350M in 2021.Liverpool's transfer spend in this summer window alone was £412M.
Woltenmande for 90M lmao
Poocastle ruining football by buying the league (cup)
>>150548131What went wrong with United scouting department?
>>1505479453 worst transfer windows>3 villa>2 manu>1 leeds
Some insiders suggested, from April onwards, Isak was behaving and playing like someone who did not want the team to qualify for the Champions League, as he knew it would make it harder for him to explain to Howe and the supporters why he wanted to go.
>>150547074Galatasaray signed Çakır, Fenerbahçe signed Ederson. It's over for Slürper Lig but maybe saudis can take him>>150547859You just know he wants another shot at united.
Wissa will score more goals than Isak in the Premier League this season. Screencap this.
newcastle fans acting like isak is ever going to go back to newcastle to hang out lol
Why does Isak have a roadman accent?
>>150548188thats how they talk in sweden now
BENZ FULLY AUTOMATIC, CHOPPER FULLY AUTOMATICSHE GON' SUCK ME OFF, IT'S AUTOMATICYOU CAN WIFE THE HO 'CAUSE I DONE HAD ITAND I AIN'T NEVER HAD AN OG, MOST THEM OLD HEADS NIGGAS RATTEDALL THE YOUNG NIGGAS KNOW ME, AND THE GANG GANG GOT IT TATTED
>>150548182Being a hate figure in Newcastle is a fate worse than death.
psst, hey kid...
>>150548182Where are they saying that?
>>150548245its just liversissy being a spastic best ignored
Scousers can stroll around Newcastle and get wanked off by Geordie Bastard and his Troon Army. Complete free reign of the city If Isak goes there though there will be some strong words uttered under xis breath!
>score 23 league goals>best player when you win your first trophy in 100 years>start briefing that he was working against you and a bad influenceno wonder he wanted out
Botman's a good bloke
>>150548245bbc, all of them talking about how he is no longer welcome in newcastle lmao
is all this isak (1 man) spamming just cope for the guehi disaster
>>150548251I should have realised given the schizo's reply that's followed your post. What a pitiful existence.>>150548264>Isak did nothing wronglol, lmao
>Manchester City have confirmed that new goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma will wear the number 99 shirt for the club.
>>150548273isak did nothing wrong, he wanted to join a big club and challenge for more than the energy drink cup. gave them plenty of notice, got them a big fee and champions league football. newcastle should have kept their word, instead they got heemed by liverpool and had to sign a 32 year old for 70m.
>>150548268I bet Isak doesn't even remember him.
>>150548291>isak did nothing wrongGoing on strike because you can't get your way is all OK then? Same goes for Wissa by the way.
Now that the dust has settled,Can we all agree about this /epl/, formerly /epl/+/trans/Isak>Ekitike>Gyokeres>Woltemade>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sesko
>>150548302yes going on strike because your bosses lied to you is based and union pilled
>>150548277He had that at PSG too right
>>150548309little poofters like you are why maggie won and stomped you out
>>150548308Not sure Isak deserves to be at the top, we haven't seen him this season at all
You'd almost feel sorry for Newcastle but then you remember the Anthony Gordon business and the Wissa protest It's fine when players do it to join them
How much do Liverpool pay for Gordon next summer
>>150548309You've never had a job and that's obvious.
>>150548315>maggie wonhow did that work out for you faggot lmao
>>150548320I think he does because he's prem proven and scored more than Haaland last season.Gyokeres doesn't count because Portuguese league numbers don't mean much
>>150548336it is 10:30am in the uk on a weekday why arent you at work
>Between the rat and Liverpool they engineered a tactic where we get less money and he gets the move. If he didnt agitate for a move so ferociously we could have just set our stall out at (eg) £150m (everyone has a price) and said pay that or fuck off Liverpool. Thats the bit that stings. Between the two of them they have pulled our pants down. Finally a Geordie who is able to break out of the Scouse love-in and be completely honest
>>150548342I'm shitposting on my phone. But thanks for confirming you know nothing about employment.
>Dollarrumma asked for 450kpwWew
>>150541056Elliot is better than that mutt
>>150548352oh you're one of those indians in the american candy shops who just sits there on their phone all day
>>150540844>Sweden internationalOf course
>>150548311Yes, it's his birth year. Will obviously be the highest ever PL shirt number.
being unemployed is based actually
>>150548358I work in an office. Keep projecting lad, you're making yourself look more clueless with every single post.
>why you on phone!! Scousers get raised to believe ALL work was 14-hour shifts down the mines, which Maggie the Milk Snatcher closed down before ordering police to murder 97 of their kind That's why so many of them (like this shut-in) are spongers
>>150548363Of course the oil baron thinks that
>>150548347>Between the rat and [not Liverpool] they engineered a tactic where we get less money and he gets the move.Remind you of anyone?
>Andre Onana came back to Carrington wanting a NEW contract — he has been of that view since receiving the standard 25 per cent cut for non-qualification to the Champions League — a stance that did not go down well with Ruben Amorim.[@lauriewhitwell/@TheAthleticFC]
>>150548363nooo you MUST work your arse off so you can pay income tax to a government that spends it on refugees and lgbt zebra crossings and you MUST chastise anyone that doesnt work in a smug manner whilst being on your phone at 'work' (MUST be an important job!)
>>150548367>spending all your working hours on your phone arguing on 4chan and watching animesure rashid>>150548371its cause we're honest grafters and not "office workers" at american candy
>>150541528>paolo bandinidid he forget the offside rule when he transitioned?
>>150548376Absolutely rattled.
>>150548363correct unfortunately due to the uk's continued destruction and pillaging i cant claim dole cause ive got too much money in my savings i should have just lied
>>150548363If your dad is an oil sheikh yeah.
>>150548383did you dream of working in an office growing up?
bit weird
>>150548393well we own real estate not oil but yea, maintaining connection with the atomic family is indeed a good thing, who would've thought.>>150548387uhhh what's "dole"
>>150548408too many questions today kuwait down
>>150548402Why would I? I wanted to be a race car driver. Glad to see you've completely changed topic because you can't accept that players going on strike to get their way has no real world equivalent.
did you hear that hahai told him kuwait down
when will tommy tuchel recall sancho? he was splendid during his chelsea stint
>>150545317why would you leave in january when you can stay until the end of the season and get paid a massive signing on fee? the captain leaving in january is a poor show. seeing the season out and trying to win the conference league is the sensible option
>>150548421you clearly don't have enough cognitive skills to realise there are two people posting which is probably why you work in an office
>>150548405why does he need players he knows? we could get 11 lads from /epl/ for a kickabout and batter andorra
>>150548433>it's two different people!!!Sure lad.
>>150548405As long as it's keeping Henderson away
F to jota
>>150548408Dole is welfare check,
>>150548443Unfortunately it's a replacement for Wharton.
>>150541528The absolute fucking state of the Guardian and leftists in general.
>>150548449Ekitike had a lovely tribute to Jota Made a Snapchat video while driving down the motorway the other day Absolutely nothing about it on Liverpool Echo obviously
>>150548405>RLC is 29wtf
Are Newcastle doing a Chris Benoit to Isak?
>>150548308Forgot about Pedro,Isak>Pedro>Ekitike>Gyokeres>Woltemade>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SeskoWe are all in agreement ?
>>150541992Reckon pickford is very underrated
Why didn't the Geordie mafia do anything?
>>150548529Too busy protesting for trans rights
>have incredible season with Burnley to get promoted>get bought back to Man City>play opening month of season>don't do particularly well>end up benchedA penny for James Trafford's thoughts
>>150548536>I want to be Man City's number 1>monkey paw curls
>>150548544Kek. The only matches he'll be getting now are the League Cup and FA Cup.
>>150548536will be interesting to see how donoromorama does in the prem to be fair
>>150548498No because two of them haven't even played this season.
>>150548565It's not about this season though, it's just about who is a better player and not who is a better player "this season" (read past 3 games)
>>150548498Also forgot about Rwanda Congo Mali,Fuck it he isn't relevant
It's sad then they go for £130m like that.
>>150548469What, is he meant to scribble I love Jesus on the sponsor before every match?
>To help Sheffield Wednesday during their financial struggles, Manchester United are paying for EVERYTHING to loan Harry Amass there - from wages to his accommodation costs, and through to any bonuses he may pick up between now and January.[@YesWeCrann]
>>150548684That at least shows how much they value Hamass
>>150548684Hope they provided him with a suitable back garden to do his training in
>>150548469>scrawl i love jesusMad that it makes them seethe so much
>>150548797Just hammered home the point that it's not about equality but about control and revenge.
Any updates on Marc Guehi to Liverpool situation?
>>150547781Danny Ings and Ben Mee give "I'm putting together a team" vibes
>>150548861hehe
>>150541556>Liverpool are so powerful that they managed to make three people ditch Newcastle and they only bought two of thosewow
>>150541556If true it could actually be great for Newcastle that they got a huge fee and replaced him with two other strikers. I saw him play live in our home game against them last season and he looked so lazy on the pitch, did fuck all the whole game. Was put down to injury at the time but it could easily have been him being lazy
>Grimsby Town have been fined £20,000 for fielding an ineligible player in their famous Carabao Cup win against Manchester United.>The Mariners knocked out the Premier League club on penalties after the tie finished 2-2 after 90 minutes.>The League Two side brought on midfielder Clarke Oduor, who had joined on loan the day before from Bradford City, as a substitute but later realised he had been registered one minute after the 12:00 BST deadline.>In a statement the EFL said Grimsby reported the breach themselves and the "club's non-compliance was not deliberate with no intention to deceive or mislead".>They must pay £10,000, with the remaining £10,000 suspended until the end of the season.>The EFL said the board's decision to issue a fine "followed precedent" and followed a "comprehensive review of all the evidence and considering prior decisions taken in respect of offences in the League Cup".lol
>>150548924lmaoooo United done over
>>150548924>one minute after the deadline>reported the breach themselvesgrim
>>150548924>one minute after the 12:00 BST deadline.THIS. IS. FOOTBALL.
>>150548928Ineligible players don't get a team thrown out of the League Cup. It happened with Liverpool years back: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/oct/02/liverpool-carabao-cup-mk-dons-fine-ineligible-player>Liverpool have been fined £200,000 for fielding an ineligible player during their 2-0 win over MK Dons in the Carabao Cup.>The Premier League leaders could have been expelled from the competition after it came to light they had played the midfielder Pedro Chirivella in the third-round tie without the necessary international clearance. Instead, the European champions have been punished with a fine, £100,000 of which is suspended.>The issue surrounded Chirivella, who came off the bench in the 63rd minute, and the absence of an international transfer certificate – required after the 22-year-old returned from a loan spell with the Spanish club Extremadura.>The EFL said in a statement: “Following a comprehensive review of all the evidence, the board determined that it wasn’t appropriate to expel the club from the competition because of a number of mitigating factors.”
>>150548924>Clarke OdourWhat an unfortunate name.
>>150548924KICK THEM OUT REEEEEE>>150548971This needs changing, United are far too important
>>150548924>fined by the league for having the gumption to beat ManureCorruption at its finest
>>150548971>Liverpool have been fined £200,000Bloody hell, makes sense that the fine scales with the financial status of the side but £200k feels hefty.
>>150548924HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT OUR RED CARTEL
>Tom, Liverpool fan: Getting tired of the 'Liverpool must win the league or else' story. We have an older squad, lost key players for several reasons end of season, and had to replace with equally strong new blood. Isak, admittedly, is overkill but the rest is very much needed business for continuation.Liverpool fans already going full cope
>>150549023BBC had two more examples:>In 2016, Accrington Stanley received a suspended fine of £5,000 for fielding Janoi Donacien in their first two matches of the season - a League Two victory against Doncaster Rovers as well as a first-round EFL Cup win over Bradford City. Donacien had not received international clearance following the expiration of a loan spell at Newport County in the previous season.>In August 2013, Sunderland were fined £25,000 for fielding Ji Dong-won, who was ineligible, in an EFL Cup win against MK Dons. Sunderland were also fined by the Premier League for fielding the ineligible Ji multiple times during that season.
City getting to face KdB, Gundogan and Echeverri in their CL campaign this year will be fun. Cancelo haunted them in the CWC
>>150548924He came on at 2-0 and United scored 2 minutes later. He also missed a penalty so if anything he had a detrimental effect.
>>150548924Is 20k a lot for a league two side?
>>150549045Trent back at Anfield too. UEFA didn't even bother to hide the script this time. Rigged the life out of those draws lol
>>150549050Of course, but they will make more by being in the next round.
>>150549061They're gonna boo the fuck out of him
>>150549046Is this tweet real? I can't be arsed to look it up on twitter. Is he really that pathetic? Jesus. What a loser.
>>150549070>Is this tweet real?Yeah
>>150549062>they will make more by being in the next round.I've also heard that they get a shit load of money by playing a huge club because of all the people that come to watch the match. But I don't really know how much 20k is relatively..
Surely we should get a rematch? I don’t wanna hear “it’s only Grimsby” because if this was us you wouldn’t hear the end of it.They broke the rules of the competition against us… that’s literally cheating.
>Ten Hag earned 6 milly in 60 dayswhy cant i be a shit football manager who inexplicably gets offered management jobs despite being so shit?>>150549070He gets paid money to get attention. I bet that tweet is his highest engaged in weeks.
Fuck me
Just watched Isak's highlights. Wow! Liverpool scouting department does it again
why do spuds fans think bentancur and sarr are good players?
>>150547178yeah, for Juve, but it seems De Laurentis offered him a good enough contract.
Grimsby must now take Onana from United as punishment
>>150549178Mad that Liverpool are responsible for 50% of that spending. No wonder they keep talking about oil clubs spoiling things.
Just read that Manchester City has the highest net spend of the year and that Arsenal has the highest of the summer. Mental that. Out here trying to buy the league. It's a fucking disgrace. Meanwhile plucky underdog teams like Liverpool have to sell to buy.
If Liverpool somehow do the impossible and pull off the quadruple this season, we all finally get cutie /trans/ girlfriends. Deal?
>>150549211if you removed Liverpool the combined spending of the PL clubs this window would still be worth 2.5x of Serie A's.
>>150549178its not really englands fault that the other leagues top teams went out of their way to dominate every aspect of their respective leagues. serie a was definitely ahead of everyone in the 90s and la liga was alright in the early 00s.
£125m yet they hire a 12 year old to make the graphic
>>150549070Brent Di Cesaro is a Nottingham Forest fan pretending to be an outraged Manure fan for views. Same as Wobbie being a Luton fan pretending to support Arsenal.
>>150549265Same as you being a fucking leprechaun but larping as a scouser
>>150549261Feels like it's mocking Newcastle 2bh Not sure why they've made a graphic like this
>>150549265>muh e-celebs
>>150549271kek done him
>>150549046>>150549070Embarrassing
>>150549261>Postion
>>150549215>of the yearsince January laif you include spending since Jan la then City are highest la they're cheats
>>150549425since january wouldnt include january, dave. you illiterate mong.
like taking candies from a baby
>>150549459i hope they actually try it just for the laughs
>>150548449They literally shipped off all the Brits who were playing consistently
why dont other teams sell players so why can spend too? Why didnt Uts sell all those players for 300m like Dave said they should so they could buy Baleba and Isak?
>>150549420Sar please understand sar
>>150549469i think they should desu, loser gets to keep onana
>>150542283Before turning 26 Zlatan had pretty much only won a couple trophies with Ajax(calciopoli), and you could argue that Isak winning domestic cups with Dortmund, Real Sociedad and Newcastle is more impressive.
>>150549178Reminder that the Premier League *is* the Super League
>Hojlund was said to be heartbroken over the realisation his Old Trafford dream was over - especially when he started pre-season expecting to continue. yeah man 4 PL goals last season, are you for real.
>Alexander Isak's statement via his Instagram page includes an attached video with highlights of his best moments in a Newcastle shirt.>It reads: "I want to express my gratitude to my team-mates, the staff, and above all, the city of Newcastle and all the amazing supporters for the three unforgettable years we shared together.>"Together, we have written history and brought the club to the place where it truly belongs. It has been an honour to be part of the journey from reaching the Champions League to winning the first trophy in over 70 years.>"Forever grateful. Thank you, Newcastle."hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>150549783kek post the comments
>>150549765Guess he'll just have to live in some villa around the bay of naples instead of cheadle. Poor bugger
>>150549869https://www.instagram.com/alex_isak/reel/DOGe5fcAiyV/Telling that neither the fastest goal in the PL nor the cup final winner are in the video. Both were of course scored against Liverpool.
>>150549896>the fastest goal in the PLwhat does shane long have to do with this?
>onana actually asked for new contract to offset the no CL salary cutGotta give the man some credits for trying
>Guéhi is believed to have been left bitterly disappointed by the U-turn, with the deal so far advanced that Palace had already signed off a farewell video that has since been leaked online and ends with the words “Thank you Skip”. A private jet had also been lined up to take Guéhi to Merseyside that evening. There is no suggestion that he will not play for Palace again, although one source close to Guéhi has said that he is considering whether to continue as captain.>In stark comparison to Alexander Isak – who effectively went on strike to force through his move to Anfield – the former Chelsea player is said to feel that he acted correctly during all the transfer speculation by continuing to play for Palace. Other members of the squad are also believed to be upset that Guéhi was denied his move. He is expected to release a statement shortly.incoming guehi bombshell!
>>150549984doubt it will be a "bombshell" he will just say he was shocked and will continue to play
>>150550027>>150550027>>150550027
>>150549931Much like PIF, I messed up massively. The speediest goal in the 2024/25 PL: https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4321815
