Mcdavid Edition /hoc/vious: >>150539476
Huomenta but the opposite
>>150547016I don’t understand why he married her since he visibly loathes her. Must not want his secrets getting out or something
>>150546705record prophets tranny
Can Dubas trade rust, rakell, and Karlson already?
>>150547025he needs a beard so he can keep having bud sex with drai
>>150547035>bud sexreminds me of 04/17/2022
I'm so glad summer is over and fall is here
>>150547016guy on the left in the blue dress shirt is literally just straight up jorkin' it
>>150547016A normal person would see that and think he is completely wasted but we know that is just mcdavid being an autistic as usual
>>150547052he's surpassed crosby in the autism category
>mcfaggot editioni'm out
>>150547063this thread sucks
>>150547073just like my islanders
>>150547063>he's outI'm in
>>150547073we have a strict 70 IQ minimum here
>>150547056Ya think
>>150547073It’ll get better in the morning
>>150547086so leave then
eating a pickle desu
getting sick of /pw/ immigrants desu
>>150547104Yum
You just gotta
>>150547138wrong genny this isn't twg
>>150547122Only 20 more days to complete the list Gotta get a moveon
these frogs love big bible aj
>>150547160Who will I sing love songs to?
>>150547184My pet plant Ivar
>she needed the money
is depression guy still here. I asked chatgpt what you should do it saidFeeling like shit? Welcome to the club, bud.First: don’t off yourself, it just gives Leafs fans more to chirp about.Go see a doc. Yeah, I know—boomer move. But meds/therapy actually help.Touch grass. Literally. Walk outside, move your carcass, get some sun.Eat something that isn’t Monster and chips. Sleep like a human. Shower so your mom stops worrying.If your brain keeps screaming “end it,” call 988. Free, fast, no judgement.Depression’s whole shtick is convincing you it’s permanent. It’s not. You’re just in overtime. Don’t pull a Sabres and quit early.
lorde is hotter than most people give her credit for
>>150547224eh i like lorde but she's pretty ugly. it was cool seeing her tits though
>>150547104Wow you enjoyed that pickle so much you didn't even chew it!
>>150547220I want to murder people who use chat gpt
>>150547016god i wish somebody would heem her
>>150547138Our Frosties!
im a pretty desensitized anon like most of you, but it still sickens me that there is a certain anon posting itt that considers sean higgins his personal hero.
>>150547220>Therapy>sun/exercise >eat well>sleep well>hygieneThanks fren, unironically saved
>>150547220theres basically no point in following the main stream news. it is an entire industry centered around trying to sell you a never ending cliff hanger of fear and suspense, even better than hollywood could ever come up with. because the things they editorialize into "news" are administrative, democratic, or judicial processes that take years and several barriers to pass before it will ever become a reality. its not so much that nothing ever happens, its more just like the slowest drip you will ever experience, glaciers will move faster than these excruciating processes, and its basically not even worth paying attention to, because they are trying to make you think a certain way. okay, so you have paid so much attention to the war in russia and the ukraine, and you know exactly what they and what the counter culture is thinking, how does that make your life better than mine? im not the one depressed here thinking about offing myself. so what did you gain from reading their jewish stories?
>>150547351yeah he took it too far.at first it seemed like a joke but it became clear it was sincere
Go FLAMES Go
>hey france, don't you have a song for this?BASED Becky kek
>>150547034Can he trade Matthews so he can play for a real team? I hate to see him waste his talents playing in that 3rd world country
>>150547285Don't worry, everything they type into chat GPT will be used against them when it gets smarter and determines who to keep and kill
moons orange right meow. any west coast hoc bros able to confirm?
>>150547016I can only imagine what kind of horrific song was being played here.
>>150547578it was Sarude - Danstorm
>>150547540That's from wildfires polluting your sky. Wait til the 7th when we get a lunar eclipse
>>150547585aight thanks I'll slot that in my skedj
>chow yun fat gets killed in the first movie>his character is so popular they bring him back for the sequel>they just say it's his twin brother who acts the exact same wayCant make this shit up
>>150547540>orangeJust like someone on their death bed.
>>150547664Retard
>>150547801Mad.
>>150547839Retard
>>150547034>"hello Dubas, I wanna trade for this player">"Nuh uh you need to give me your first overalls best prospect and an NHL playe->*Click*
>>150547931>"Dubas, why did you cut me off and say *click*?
Reminder
>>150547994>rags
>>150547994Retard
>>150548057bruh
>>1505478569.5 hours
>>150548110why you posting my normal erection duration??
behold: the bedussy.
I just figured out i cpuld make gifs on my phone
>>150547220How about you just reframe it in your mind? You know what group has the lowest incidence of clinical depression? People with Down Syndrome. Everything in life is a tradeoff.
>>150549384Then why is /hoc/ so angry and depressed
>>150548594Neat :)
huomenta lads
School year starts tomorrow. The pickup and drop off line will be a war zone and everytime I have to interact with the other parents I feel like the black guy from Get Out.
> 3 anons entering their final year with /hoc/
>>150549778sorry anon /heem/ sent me an offer sheet for 2 bags of onion rings and a chocolate frosty and I can't not sign that
>>150549551all anon must do is seek the light and he will be at peace
Summer is finally over.
pre season starts soon
>>150549862That's today
Good morning planet retardhttps://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4?si=RISo9Lk4PFB07dHL
chl retvrns to bauer after 23 years away
>>150547578Modern country music
>>150549992with underarmor sweaters
Happy 9/2 bro's
>>150550160>1628909025492.jpg>92
>>150549551Money troubles and lack of friends
> “I said at the end of June I had every intention to take my time with it and I still feel the same way,” McDavid said at the Hockey Canada Orientation Camp for the Olympic Winter Games Milano Cortina 2026. “I’ll take my time and go through everything. I have every intention to win in Edmonton. It’s my only focus, maybe next to winning a gold medal with Canada.>“I’ll take my time going through it with my family, my agent and everybody involved. We're going through it slowly.”This is exactly what Tavares said in 2017-2018
>>150550115they're terrible
>>150550160tfw you will never have an asian wife named georgette constanza
>>150550201Just like my islanders
https://x.com/NHL/status/1962886985632063794?t=zXJ4mQtQo7Gks8jMi9EU4Q&s=19Lundpadsisters...
>>150550236Rask is the only guy here anyone has ever heard of. Roberto? Timmy Thomas???
>>150550236Flames mentioned Finland mentioned
>nooooo I was actually being harassed
>>150550311Maybe if youre a newfag
>>150550358didn't vince carter win them a title
>>150550236Well let's see. Calgary loves Kiprusoff but I think he sucks and he was extremely awful in the SHL 04-05 "Lockout" season. Luongo was met with cheers as he left Vancouver. Stopped reading there the list is kwab'd
>>150550358>Steve Simmons compared Mitch Marner’s claims to a fairy tale, adding, “(Marner’s story) was, or is, believed by some who must also believe in fairy tales, that Marner’s life and that of his family was in danger because of his lack of playoff performance.”>According to Steve Simmons, the Maple Leafs’ own team security investigated the online threats earlier this year but did not see them as a danger. Simmons said, “They found nothing to be concerned about. They wonder now about the veracity of all that is being told.”KWAB
>>150547016Proof from the outside, you can seem to have everything and INSIDE truly have absolutely nothingAS AN OILY BOY FAN this hurts
Marner arrives for LV v. Toronto, January 15 2026
>>150550358>>150550458>he's falling for >laffs media propagandaKek. I can't wait for Marner to lift the Cup with Vegas so I can watch you retards seethe.
>>150550576What are they trying to prove, that Toronto is just a terrible place to play hockey?
>>150550576Proxy off copey
>>150550621>everyone is copeyyep it's dylan
Copey won Dylan lost
>>150550634>everyone is copeyOnly the retarded posts
>>150550549Very funny HAHA
>>150550576>Marner to lift the CupJen
Seattle Kraken
Reminding everyone Trotz is a retard
>>150550960he was the problem with my islanders and now he's the problem with the perds
buud1
bud did not 1
t r b buubblin'
if rapey was a pokemon he's be Bubblinsaur
rouyn and sudbury play tomorrowa little inter-league preseason action demain soir
trb laughs every time he makes a johnny OP because it reminds him of his hero sean higgins
>>150551103based
>>150551112trb doesnt know how to make threads he's too retarded to figure it out
>>150551133xhe makes them all the time it's the only thing xhe does all day
>>150551133trb was the one making 4 naysh threads until america lost, at which point he pretended like he never cared about it in the first place kwarb
xhe was mighty buubblin' n' copin'
>>150551187he also broke character a bit with his racist op images during the finalthe janny was not pleased
>>150551304beneath the redditchungus exterior lives a bubblin' rage
>>150551418Love the angry sens logo.
Just pinched off a long marner
it actually sickens me to my core that there is a certain poster in this thread that feels like anons who use the n word on a tibetan tapestry weaving forum deserve quick and hard justice while at the same time praising sean higgins as a personal hero
you can call this frozen pidser gary because I just threw it in the oven
Leave here, come back, and the queers are still here queering off.
thus, trb's Queering Off posts have returned
>>150550311Tim Thomas was twice the man Rask ever was
>>150551605Thomas is mentally ill, Rask is at least a well adjusted man
>>150551628this is a sad chuds with cte genny
>>150551628all goalies are mentally illit's what makes them so special
do you guys like hockey podcasts
>>150551628Thomas was crazy but elite. Tuukka was neither
>>150551782hey that's not jocks in jills
tuukka was drafted by the toronto maple >laffs but was soon traded to boston for andrew raycroft
>>150551807Ok and
>>150551925HFBoards nuked their archives so I can't find 2007 Leafs homers saying this trade was good because Raycroft is a good Ontario boy
>>150551925Thomas eventually received a brain scan which showed that two-thirds of his brain was getting less than five percent of typical blood flow while the other third of his brain was around fifty percent below typical blood flow.[34]
>>150552002how does a goalie get this much brain damage? blocking the puck with his head?
ogretime back with hayes, noodles, and the o-dog today
Islanders have a bright future while the Penguins are going to be the Sharks of the 2030s after they start rebuilding 10 years too late #budwon
Sources: The #NHL and #NHLPA have agreed to a rolling implementation schedule for CBA changes.Among them: the new playoff salary cap system will come into effect *this season* for the 2026 Stanley Cup playoffs.Players will have until Sept. 15, 2026 to sign deals with current structure (term, signing bonus, variability). All deals signed after Sept. 16, 2026 will be subject to new CBA.Also: Changes to player dress code and players' ability to endorse wine/spirits begins immediately.Curious how this begins after the oilers started to use this loophole
>>150552038He watches flames Game breakdowns
When You realize that there are an actual NHL players who do read /hoc/ threads
>>150552240wow gary i cant wait to see connor mcdavid shotgunning a 0 calorie vodka seltzer before telling me to slam the soilers moneyline on one of the 10 sportbooks sponsoring the league.
What did Sean Higgins drink
>>150552323Beer
>>150549943had to reveal to my zoomie coworker that this was what was actually released when the album came out he was appalled
>>150552323Semen
>>150550225it looks like hana kimura rip
>>150552280>NHL players>read
>>150552240>can't endorse drinking>can endorse gamblingThank you Gary for looking out for me.
>>150552327>>150552340He's just like us :)
How fucking high is he?
>>150552468Who is this dude, it's rare when you don't see a single mistake
shalakhadabra or however the fuck you say good evening here
>rocket citykek
>>150552468>staley cup
>>150552468he's right
the qt korean girl whose chair i normally sniff did not go for her afternoon run today :\ i hope she goes tomorrow
>>150552468carolina is a contender the >rags aren't a playoff lock either also think the kongs are a lock. cantpucks stinkeverything else looks good tho
>>150552737I thought they put you in prison
>>150552822cope i don't sniff butts i sniff chairs. that includes the back which smells like her hair
How many Jerseys do you own?I was doing some spring cleaning and didn't realize how many goddamn jerseys I own. Many of them are thanks to HockeyJerseyz monthly blind jersey buy, but I didn't realize how many I had before. I got:Sharks CelebriniSharks IrbeSharks blankSharks Thornton2 Kraken Jerseys (blank and Tanev)Blank Red WingsQuebec Nordiques StastnyHawks ToewsCanadians GallagherOilers blankFlames 3rd jersey Tkachuk
>>150552911
>>150552911Flames sweaterFlames knockoff jerseyFlames ~2016 home jerseyFlames ~2006 away jersey Team Canada 2014 jersey
I am going to the minor league basedball game again tonight.
>>150552911habs rbk edgesharks early 00s (koho)foreurs early 00s (bauer)
>>150552954how many waifu pillows?
>>150547994This list is in reverse order
>>150553020I've had the same spongebob pillow case since i was 6 :)
>>150553029New York is the most overrated city on earth.
>>150553042It's the most soulful place on the planet.
Chinese military parade starts in 5 and a half hours
>>150553078>jew york>soulJEN
>>150553078What about Calgary
wow they hate sean higgins that much up there
>>150553114everyone except trb hates sean higgins. even his own wife wants to see him hang
>>150553078You're the most retarded person on the planet.
>>150553134Newyorkers aren't people
>>150553114This dude is such a showman lmao
>>150553164Ya man he's doing a great job of convincing crown royale to shut down their 2 remaining canadian factories.
>>150553164
>>150553093LOL GET IT JEWS IN NEW YORKUPVOTED MY FELLOW PLEBBITOR
>>150553416what made you decide to rape trb on that fateful chilly easter evening?
TSN Overdrive off and running.
Can't wait for Real Kyper and Bourne to come back
how many more days?
>>150553492Are you counting the rest of today?
>>150553492so you don't know
>Use journalism to start a pressure campaign against Hockey Canada>Players get acquittedWhat has he been thinking this summer?
there's a polar bear jail in Manitoba :(
>>150553635> 'Several Teams' Are Indeed Interested in Carter Hart
>>150553635Currently in hiding trying to figure out how save his career and avoid getting sued. The comments under his tweets about the verdict are funny as fuck.
>>150553754>The purpose of the jail is to teach the bears to avoid humans by associating the experience with boredom, fear, and isolation, rather than food. lmaaaaaaaaaaaaao
>>150553754What did they do wrong?
>the new playoff salary cap system will come into effect *this season* for the 2026 Stanley Cup playoffs.Get fucked Vegas.
>>150553944meant for >>150552240
>>150553944Based Pekka
>>150553944the cup winning roster was cap compliant :)
>>150553906bullying
>>150553964If you never made a hole in one, stop posting on /hoc/.
>>150553964I wish every hockey player and hockey journalist who plays and writes about golf gets hit by a truck.
going to get some pizza slices be back in about 20
>>150553999I’ve never golfed seriously before
>>150553944comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>150553944All this does is make the trade deadline even more boring. Get rid of the cap. Also the players association loves to get fucked in the ass anyways
One reinstatement + tip, please :)
Reminder that Portugal & France are currently playing a roller hockey match for the Euro competition.They're still in the 1st half, and it's tied with null.
>loller hockeyshan't
>>150554106Yea, ye shall.
major case of swamp ass today
raped retard using vpns 'gain
bud + 1 = trb
>>150552911Home (red) NyquistHome (white) YzermanAway (Koho & Starter) FedorovWC (away) DatsyukWC (home) ZetterbergCS RaymondRetro Reverse LarkinHome (sharks - teal) EK65I’ve been wanting a Patrick Kane and Lidstrom jersey, so they’re next. And I guess eventually an ADB and Seider jersey.
back with the za
>>150554350bon appetite
it's up>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bWSHIH_HEA
>>150552911Golden Knights OG home greyGolden Knights home goldGolden Knights away whiteGolden Knights RR1 redGolden Knights RR2 blackGolden Knights WC beige
So I went grocery shopping and usually I buy a bag of store brand sour gummies for 3.99 and it's 353 grams or 0.77 pounds and then as I was on my way to the checkout I see these giant 1.7 pound bags of Sour Patch Kids in a basket for the same price so I bought those instead.
Canada should put some humans in polar bear jail
>>150550974He took the islanders to the ecf two years in a row , first time in 37 uears but ok he was the problem
>>150554059sick flow desu
>>150552468>more than half the league is bubble/hopeful>rags are a lockWhy even post this fsggot
>>150554575hell yea it is
>>150554592Shesterkin can drag the rags to the playoffs provided the skaters actually decide to play this season, which they no doubt will now that JT Miller is in charge.
>>150554158summer is not yet over
>>150554565he wasnt. the entire thing was that he just wanted to become the general manager over lamoriello. not like it matters. Trotz is busy fucking the Predators and Lamoriello is gonna die in a few years while his DEI son gets fired after 2026 for the AHL.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>150554592because the rags have the best goalie in the NHL.
>>150554682Just because highest paid doesnt mean the best
>>150554682bob and hellebuyck are both superior
>>150554663Diversity, Equity and Italians?
3 hours until the chinese military parade
>>150554704
>>150554652He didn’t last year but yeah it can happen sure
>>150554730I wish I could marry into a loving italian family
>>150554748Half the team literally threw a temper tantrum and quit
>>150554665R U L EULE
>>150554682So what’s your excuse for missing the playoffs with that goalie last season
>>150554682adin hill's on the knights
>>150554756You mean have the team were sold off. Why are they better this season? How did the rags improve
>>150554763hockey is hard
Dago Eggplant Eyetalians
>>150554763They didnt have a top 5 power play and the team lives and dies by the power play still. >>150554775Adin Hill is overrated you retarded vegas faggot
>>150554736In Toronto, I assume.
>>150554777>yeah, 2 pllayers got traded away, and half the team threw a temper tantrum and stopped playing, so they traded the rest of their garbage away.
>>150554790You mean Vancouver
>>150554799The rags are still meh. How about we see if they can play a good 5v5 game for once and not fold when they aren't given 1000 power plays a game. And Zibanajed needs to do more as well for his paycheck
>>150554823Gay
>>150554816Yea
i think they just might be
>zesty shesty
>>150554816They don't need Mika to be a top matchup center anymore, they can just use him at wing with their top guys or maybe at 3C. That's the only good or even interesting thing about their roster construction btw
>>150554883Retard
>>150554787no milly
>>150554891>implying zibanabitch would consent to being demoted to 3CThey are going to make Miller play the wing and run Jusse Parssinnon at 3C. Watch.
>>150554787no milly no willyno Cody no profits
>>150554883Can they stand up to Florida?
>>150554883and also the biggest favorite to ghost in the playoffs with Marner and Eichel
>>150554943they beat them already tardface
>>150554924Vegas is a town of faggots, whores, gambling addicts and soft faggots like Marnerjeet who drink hard seltzers only.
>>150554957oh xhe boilin'
>>150554917I thought Jesse Persimmon went on a Ryan Spooner style end of season heater but it was 5 points in 11 games. Oh well
Confirmed copey a retarded faggot who thinks that hard seltzers are fine to drink
/hoc/ group hug
>>150555012I'll just heem you instead.
Didnt realize how grim it actually was. They better hope Shesterkin carries them.
>>150555027
>>150555012*suplexes you*
>There are several teams, including the Philadelphia Flyers, interested in goaltender Carter Hart, but they continue to wait on the NHL’s decision to determine when he is eligible to play.Believe Women bros...
>>150555002>McDavid's legacy will be winning the Gary Meme Cup in-between two SCF lossesLmao
