>>150549539
Patty Cuckitini
>>150549553Take the million dollars
>>150549553million
>>150549553Paid vacation to a federal reserve printing press where I've started my new job as a printer repairman!
>>150549589Ok that really pissed me off Mahomes should be no 1
>>150549589Only people who don't know ball would put Allen at the top
>>150549589>allen 22 votes>lameme 7 votesKWAB
>>150549604Yeah. I was going to say it, but Lamar so low and Allen on top is ridiculous. Mahomes is still probably the best out-of-the-box QB on that list, with Burrow in #2
>>150549553with a million dollars I could take a 12 month paid vacation if I invested the money wellhowever if I went to Taylor Swift's wedding amongst millionaires and billionaires I could network my way into an opportunity to make a lot more than just a million
>>150549665Bingo my friend
>>150549589>he has to highlight which one he's mad about so we know kwab
>>150549639Mahomes is probably the best to win right away but he's also on the down-hill side of his productiveness.
He's HIM
>>150549742>qbr
>>150549761>he doesn't like Quality Bussy Ratingydkb
>>150549553anyone not saying the wedding is lying- the connections you make there would be worth more than 1m easy
>>150549553Can I sell my invite? Could fetch more than a million
>>150549792ebin poast xDD
>>150549788>the connections you make thereBuddy I would hide in the bathroom and be too scared to talk to anyone
>>150549788You'd meet Pattrick Mahomes, LeBron James, Phoebe Bridgers...
>>150549808deep down you know the chart is correctyou all do
>>150549792Hey Wilson's fully black
>your team>your fetish from pic rel
>>150549539You know bros, it's easy as fuck for us to sit back and criticize everyone for things that they do wrong but we gotta keep in mind that this is football at its highest level and it's really fucking hard. I doubt any of us are among the best in world at their jobs and we all still have our challenges at our place of work, so maybe we shouldn't be so bitter and judgmental against people who are competing with some of the very best in the world at what they do. Would you like someone riding you and nitpicking constantly?
>>150549849>bears/lionsHuh, I guess women do know ball
>>150549849>Chiefs>Furry/Diaper
2019 mustve been such a gay year
>>1505498813 > 2
>>150549849Guns are kind of a surprising one but I was at a party once and a guy was showing off a gun to some thot. She went to take a selfie with it and immediately posed fake-licking the slide like it was a dick. Women crave being threatened.
>>150549589It's hilarious how all of these QBs outside of Mahomes will never win a Super Bowl.
^vpn tranny
>>150549930At least 10 dry erase markers up his ass
>>150549621Dawg status needs to increase 50%Height needs to decrease an inch or two so he's more coordinated. Tall goobers have less success than borderline manlets at qbs
>>150549936
>>150549589My boy Burrow
>>1505495533, I'd go backpacking through Southeast Asia
Will Shanahan ever get over the hump like McVay did?
>>150549892Brady has 4 actually. The very first one they did in 2010. Mahomes is the only other player to have more than 1
>last post was 8:30PM EDT>now posting at 10AM EDTYeah I'm thinking this guy is not in New Zealand
>>150550043Almost certainly, it may take longer I'd imagine him as more of an Andy Reid type. He may fail for a decade or two and need to switch teams, get lucky with the situation.
>>150550111>5 days agoWow, there's absolutely no way you can ship a newspaper nmfrom new Zealand to Detroit in 5 days
>>150550059>post covid ameriboomergoy cannot fathom the idea of a person doing anything outside approved day hours
>>150550163Pretty plonked if you ask me, yep
Imagine if the Packers bought Burrow
Lol
>>150550190Why the fuck did the Giants have 13 prime time games with that fucko?
>>150550190Yeah there's no way the Chiefs lose on Friday
>>150550193Im more curious of Herbert having that much prime time games
>>150550193Because they are the more popular team from the most populated city and they play in a division with the most popular team
Brady's legacy keeps growing stronger after retirement with BB got BTFO at the college level. How does it keep happening?
We have >2 more daysUntil real football…The decline of vaxxers will be substantially noticeable in 2-3 days. I’m talking cars parked sideways in the middle of the street with the driver looking up at the sky, lost and confused. I’m talking people in grocery stores screaming because they don’t know where they are or what they are doing. I’m talking about a real fucking zombie apocalypse. Get ready because this is going to be some fucked up shit you won’t be able to comprehend. Family members shooting each other because they didn’t know who they were and what they were doing in their house, your own mother won’t even recognize you. We have about 2 to 3 days left until hell on earth. Good luck to you all.
>>150550226Depends on what Irsay is high on
I'm very bullish on Parsons but I don't think he's enough to get past the Eagles' God tier trenches
>>150550214Outside of Pete Carroll(the oldest coach in NFL history) he's the oldest nigger coaching NFL/D1 and he's never been involved in college football. He started coaching when Fran Tarkenton was the hot new thing
Reminder that 1982 and 1987 are legally asterisked seasons.
>>150550204NFL tries to desperately sell the Chargers as Los Angeles's team in that fancy little stadium they built, primetime is great advertising for that.Also I am not sure on it but i'll assume plenty of those Chargers games were against the Chiefs, and then thats pretty self explanatory.
>>150550226Leonards severely limited but that situation is tailor made for him playing
Just took a nasty runny Shedeur. It smelled like rotting vegetation and I don't know why
this nigger eating vegetables
>>150550290Reminder every pre 17 game season is bullshit
>>150550190Honestly herbert is way better than I thought in this context
>>150550193NFC east teams get way too many prime time games. Redskins less so but that was partly because of the name "controversy" and the other owners not liking Schneider. You'd still see them, as one of the worst teams in the league, playing on Monday football against a cowboys team that won 7 games the year prior and was on pace for 8 wins the current year.
>>150550274Bill always said his biggest regret is that he couldn't start coaching a few years sooner so he could have made sure the forward pass was never legalaized.
>>150550341Meant as is this year not long term. He's an actual project that can work though, most projects are code for cant throw and never will be able to, most of his problems is footwork not actual throwing motions, which gets fixed commonly whereas Anthony Richardson "projects" just cant throw and retards are trying to will him to be able to
>>150549792Why do you hate Brock Purdy?
how are we feeling about the Steelers this year? I think they’ll slap the dogshit out of the Jets and Seahawks but that isn’t saying much
Anyone who thinks bill wasn't sabotaged by kraft is a retard
>>150550489They'll miss the playoffs
>>150550274
>>150549849tfw no meatslave maggot/flies gf.
>>150550413mnf isn't a high value game. it's picked 4th at highest any week and probably 6th-8th some weeks down the stretch
>>150550519I don't get what meatslave is
>>150550519>Packers>Missionary
>>150550328I didn't mind the addition of a 7th seed but 16 games was fucking perfect
>>150549849>Chiefs>men with breasts
>>150549665>>150549788>Wow, what an incredibly interesting and intelligent young man. And you said you're getting all this insight from 'Spee'?>Hmm, 'posting', 'why.jpg' variants, 'KWAB'...Let me tell you, son. >We're about to make millions. Millions.>Patrick Mahomes, come over here and listen to this guy. You too, Selena Gomez. You don't meet someone like this every day. Do you guys seriously think the average channer has any chance of turning a celebrity networking opportunity into millions of dollars? Like you'd show up and make genuine connections with world famous athletes and singers that would last longer than the wedding cake? Come the fuck on.
>>150550574Both combined really deadened the impact of the regular season more than meets the eye
>>150550525It's still in a prime time slot, maybe it wouldn't be so poorly rated if it wasn't shit teams all the time.
>>150550574yea 17 is too much
>>150550485Purdy is excellent, but not elite. His story of mr irrelevant all the way to starting qb kicking out that retard trey lance is one of the best modern qb arcs. he couldnt get the job done tho, coulda had a ring and squandered it
>>150549849>HAVING SEX WITH YOUR OWN DEAD BODYwhat in the actual fuck? what team is this? Browns bringing flacco back?
Why do Bills fans have such strong victim mentality?
Well?
>>150550714In no world is Kraft past Tier 3/4
Sleeper team. Their record is going to be much better than most people expect.
>>150550768Haslam deserves to be forced out more than Snyder imo
>>150550714I have to drop the Rooney family. Not because they make terrible decisions. They make good operations decisions. They need to be dropped a level because the most important part of being an owner is capital. They are amongst the poorest owners with the Brown family. I’m fine with them being tier 2 or 3, but they can never do what the Lurie family does for instance with a series of big signing bonuses to play games with the cap, because they don’t have the cash for it.
>>150550790It won't be a winning record but it won't be the Saints/Browns/Jets
>>150550790yea anyone saying theyre the worst in the league is retarded the defense has a top 5 front 7 and the qb rb wr is at the very least to 16
>>150550714Shad Khan at the bottom is so wrongHe genuinely cares for the team, he's just too trusting of old heads he interviews for FO positions like coughlin and baalke
>>150550714Tepper's been better after his initial bullshit
>>150550739Okay retard.
>>150550768he sure loves Andrew Berry though. blackboi gms turn him into a zen monk with patience all of the sudden
>>150550595normalfags are retarded no matter how popular they areI could probably sell them on a dumb scheme
>>150550714>Blank and York in tier 2LOL, the man who lucked into shanahan as OC one year and the other blew up a dynasty roster in its prime
>>150550204most teams that arent basement dwellers (2000s Lions, the browns since 99, current jaguars) usually get 4 primetime games per yearthe reason why Herbert is one game over the 4 per year average is because of that week 18 Raiders game for the playoff spot where the chargers could've tied and made the playoffs but they used their timeouts and fucked everything uppic rel is the 2022 schedule which had 5 primetime games including back to back weeks against the jeff saturday clots and the baker rasm neither of which got flexed
>>150550795they don't need capitalLurie himself sold an 8% stake in the Eagles last year to afford signing bonuses and incentives and made that stake's worth back with how much more valuable the franchise as a whole was rated after winning the owl
>>150550908
>>150550926Did the Falcons ever win an Owl with him?No?So what good did he do?
>images(198)based
>>150550714clark hunt is a bit overrated, the Andy Reid hiring was great but everything past then has nothing to do with him. NepobabbyKraft, again, hasn't really proven a thing beyond hiring bill. He had nothing to do with Brady, and even took the wrong side in a power struggle with Bill. That stadium complex sucks balls tooRooney is a massive Nepobabby, but I really do like the stability he brings to the Steelers. Their fans may get annoyed at always being 10-7 but he's really done a good job keeping them in a market like that and had a few good erasLurie and Bisciotti are the best owners objectively, rebuilding juggernauts over multiple eras with smart hires and team-building. Lurie with a bonus for how he pays players even though he's cash-poor compared to the other owners, he literally just made a few crappy movies and he's competing with Wal Mart and other conglomeratesKroenke is a criminalPackers fans are retarded but I like the model they haveI feel for Arthur blank. I think nobody cares more about their team than him but he just can't get it rightAnd any list that doesn't have Mike Brown on the very bottom is objectively incorrect
>>150550588For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>150550936>So what good did he do?Went to a SB. Something entire franchises have never done in their history.
>>150550926I'm down for this. Atlanta had some good teams under him. Even though, I'll never utter this irl, the Falcons from around 2008-2018 were a cool team. Also, nobody ever talks about how good Matt Ryan was immediately when he was drafted.
>>150550908>but they used their timeouts and fucked everything upwhen you see this happening its because theyre trying to get back on script or management gave them the call to fix the game.
>>150550963>28-3Lol
>>150549988Done that a bunch. Don't need much money to do that
>>150551010So no Owl?So he failed
>>150550495It needs to add that the league suspended Derwin James so he wouldn't suplex gay vaccine boy again
>>150551010Roddy White, Michael Turner, Julio Jones, John Abraham those are few of their players that I remember. I liked their team.
>>150550945>I feel for Arthur blank. I think nobody cares more about their team than him but he just can't get it rightCan't stand that dotard cunt. It's obvious he's happy with mediocrity. The falcons and his soccer team aren't shit by accident.
>>150551006that score gets so much worse when you also show how that was late in the 3rd quarter. brady took like 1 quarter to kwab the falcons
>>150551022>Josh_Allen.webm
ack!
>>150551022>t. cowboys fans
>>150551063when both dallas and detroit win this week im gonna lmao
>>150551017Even if you have good team, the chances of winning the Super Bowl are still stacked against you. I don't hold it against players and execs as much as most people do.
>>150551070John Dorsey isn’t special at all. Why are you overrating him?>Checks who he’s with nowYeah, of course. You’re so tiring
>>150551063>omg joint irritation!
>>150550768Christ SHUT UP
>>150550921Yeah most ppl owners don't actually have that much liquid cash huss sitting around because most of their net worth is tied with something else. Niners owner did the same thing this off season for the Purdy,Kittle, and Warner contracts. The guaranteed amount needs to be put aside in escrow so they sold a small stake of the team to get that cash.
Teams where the expectation is winning a Superbowl and even just getting there would be a disappointment:>Lions>Eagles>Ravens>Bills>Chiefs
>>150550714Pretty sure Virginia McCaskey isn't moving anywhere this year.
REMINDER: Filter any and all namefags with the following:/^(?!Anonymous$)/
>>150551047really? i'm not a fan of a team in the division so the extent of my knowledge about him is random Falcons games I catch and how much pain was on his face during 28-3he seems like he gives a shitmaybe I'm wrong
>>150550945Kraft did have some good hirings before Bill though like Parcels and Pete Carroll.But I agree with you that he's beginning to slide down
>>150551150didn't realize the old bitch finally croaked
Who would you move?
>>150551195Blew her brains out after the Thanksgiving game :/
>>150551198niners are lucky if theyre .500
>>150551198What the fuck is that demonic entity in the middle of the bottom 3?
>>150551209Maybe, but they don't have the injury excuse anymore>>150551213Browns logo, they have a few because they're that horribly run
>>150551165He believes in letting his executives run his teams while hiring complete retards like Dimitroff and Bocanegra and letting them stay many years too long. He cares about his stadium and that's it. He's everything wrong with boomer capitalism: owns things he shouldn't despite complete incompetence. Check out his yacht though, he named it after himself.
>>150551198Move my Ninies down.
bearsies
>>150551006Being good is about bites at the apple. If you’re good for a period of time you raise your odds. A gm’s job is about maximizing odds; not guaranteeing them. You want sustained success, which is something they had for around a decade. If you want to judge a gm based on the performance of a team in one game then that’s a harsh critique that goes beyond the way I’d hope to be judged professionally.
>>150551209half their schedule is against the south divisions
>>150551239they have no run defense and lol offense
>>150551238Stop spouting common sense
>>1505512399ers are not the contending team they once were. They're unironically on par with South teams
>>150551198>This season is a failure if we don’t win the Super Bowl.It’s called SBOB, young man. Now get me a sandwich and a soda pop.
>>150551238They got their shit pushed in by the Saints in the worst division in the history of football. That 2016 year is what is called a "fluke" and ended exactly as it should have. Quinn is worthless, Matt Ryan is a pussy the whole city hated, everyone they draft is a bust, and they have never won shit while even the Bucs managed to win 2. Never mind that they paid Cousins $100M just to slap him in the face and draft a 26 year old.
>>150551209I guess they'll have to get lucky in order to not be a failure then
>>150551198Unironically move my 'skins down one. I'm hoping to make the playoffs, but even if we got bounced in the WC I'd call the season a success. Yes, last year >we made the CCG, but it's still year 1 of a rebuild. If we go on a run again, though, then we're in Owl or Bust mode
>>150551276>SBOB squarepants
>niners and lions missed their window>packers are obvious fraudsWho will be the surprise challenger to the Eagles in the NFC?
I made some edits and want to move one from "make the playoffs" up just to have it be even>>150551276People use that when they're okay with just making it to the Owl sometimes>>150551295True
>>150551276SBOBQB
>>150551310JJ McCarthy's Vikings
>Landon Dickerson is fully recovered from surgery on his meniscus he had 3 weeks agoHe's a freak
>>150551310if you buy into the hype, kangz and commiesbuccs still also have the pieces to go on a random tear if everything lines up perfectly
>>150551275no they're not 6/8 teams in them would look unsalvageable if they weren't in them, then they get the browns, giants, and bears and cardinals twice on top of it
>>150551278>ever mind that they paid Cousins $100M just to slap him in the face and draft a 26 year old.at least kirko will put some money back in the economy with iced up grills
>>150551322Actually fuck it being even idc
>>150550834I think a lot of the tepper hate is manufactured. The coaches he has fired, none of them were bad fires. Sure they were bad hires and him firing them quickly is the right thing to do instead of wasting more years letting a shit coach waste players careers.Having fitterer as gm is really the only major failing.
>>150551310Only option is the Buccs. They are not good, but they can beat the Eagles in Tampa reliably.
Arthur Blank has had the same CEO in charge of his sports franchises since 2004. That should say enough. I hope Trump nationalizes the NFL and gives the teams to his rapist friends.
>>150551322Drop Bears down a tier
>>150551327the Eagles' medical staff is very, VERY underrated
You now remember Kyler Murray
>>150551324Where did I say he did manbaby?
>>150550810He's shit dude. The team has been absolute garbage with him as owner outside of one fluke season and one middling season where they somehow made the playoffs. He lets his absolute retard of a son have too much power and influence as well. He cares more about building a UK fanbase than winning games.>but he really, really wants to winSo what? Jerry Jones wants to win too, do you think he's a good owner?should Cowboys fans forgive him for 30 years of mediocrity and shit because he wanted the team to win?
>>150551142>LionsThey've never made one beforeJust sniffing it is enough for that bum franchise lmao
How do you feel about how >your team is spending on defense?
>>150551325nah>>150551328>commiesI still want to see it with Jayden year 2. We've seen plenty of sophomore slumps after the tape gets out on a good rookie.>buccsI think their defense is still too shitty. They give up 300+ passing every game even to bum QBs. They're a good matchup vs. the Eagles because Vita Vea can stuff their run, but against competent passing attacks their secondary still gets torched.
>>150551310>lions missed their windowSays who? They still have one of the best rosters in the league.
>>150551346Don't say drop bears, it'll trigger the kiwicel
>>150551357Saints need to do some deep scouting of Day 2 and Day 3 pass rushers
>>150551360Let it go. Goof showed who he is (once again) against the Commies last year. Now they have no IOL and no great coordinator to save them. Their defense still sucks even with post-injury Hutch, and they're a soft ass dome team as usual.
>>150551238If they were so good why didn't they consistently win their division?
>>150551278They won the division several years during the prime of a 1st ballot hofer being in their division. They went to the playoffs 5 times. Look around at NFL history. Most of the time when a hof qb is playing the rest of their division becomes punching bags. They drafted and developed well enough during that era to be competitive, which is laudable. They had objective success. Kirk Cousins and their terrible drafting choices the past couple years is happening in a completely different era. You won’t get any argument from me that the Falcons currently don’t know what the hell they’re doing.
>>150551352Such a non factor in the league.
KWABotY confirmed
>>150551357pay offense coach defense unless you want to go 10-7 every year
>>150551366Jej
>>150551378You're missing the context of Sean Payton being suspended and the Saints being run by equally stupid old assholes and that the Falcons haven't been good for 10 years
>>150551380That was last year, and the GM still has his job to this day.
>>150551357I am being appreciative because that bar is going to the moon in two years
>>150551360Coaching and QB matters more than anything in the playoffs
>>150550854The rich are used to ignoring or shooting down dumb schemes. You need to show them something you can actually offer that has value to them, and I doubt the average /sp/ resident has something like that or the wit and charisma to fake it.
>>150551394>falcons haven't been good in 10 years. >made a superbowl 8 years ago
>>150551198I think you could actually move the Bears down, or make a tier for "The season is a failure if we're under .500" because going 10-7 and Caleb looking good with the hardest schedule in the league but still missing the 7th seed are all possible and would be a good season, not a GREAT season, but not a failure.
>>150551063>47 million a year for a perpetually injured prima donna locker room cancerEnjoy him, Green Bay.
>>150551423Yeah well that's your opinion
>>150551322I think the Lions' window is closed
How bout some razor pie?
>>150551415This is a myth. See: Jim Irsay
Is Kyler the best Asian QB of all time?
Jamaal Charles!
>>150551449He's retired. Get over it.
>>150551399Probably Carter and maybe Dejean, doubt they throw a bag at anyone else on that defense. Mitchell is a one trick scheme baby that won't get paid by them
>>150551458:(
>>150551357>Jacksonville 3rd most spendingLiterally how? Their D is perpetually dead last every year lmao.
>>150551447He's the only Asian QB I can think of
>>150551380Wait I though rich people were super smart. It's not like he asked his 11yo daughter for advice and gave Daniel Jones $160 million
>ynr the boomer nazi owner of the Jets lets his teenage son run personnel and talk to players
>>150551449That’s highest YPC of all time Jamaal Charles to you!
>>150551468Do sea Mexicans count? If so then Roman Garbriel
>>150551427Wasn’t last year the first time he missed a string of games? He ended up missing 4, and everyone was injured on the team. Maybe that’s a sign for what is about to become a pattern moving forward, but he hasn’t been injury prone at all otherwise.
I would rather have Tua than Kyler Murray. No way I can expect a literal midget to lead my team.
>>150551357How the fuck are the bears spending that much and have so little talent on defense?
>>150551447Arthur Matsu played for the Dayton Triangles in the 1920a
>>150551360Shame about their QB though
>>150551519>He ended up missing 4kinda just a part of the territory as a defensive player occasionally, another minor reason it's dumb more often than not to throw big paydays on that side of the ball
>>150551198Ravens, Chiefs, Lions down. Don't care about the rest.
Goff is better than Hurts or Daniels
>>150551580That's like saying solid shits are better than runny ones. True, but it doesn't convey the whole picture, does it?
>>150551580But not better than me
>>150549539she's so narcissistic she had to marry a 90iq man who is dumber than her
>>150551580Whiteoid moment
>>150551620But he’s much stronger than all her previous boyfriends
FOOTBALLS AMLOAT BACK BABY WOOOO
>>150551636
>>150551636I CAN’T WAIT ANY MORE
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>>150551483Nobody cares about the Jets. Nobody. Everybody knows they're shit and nobody cares why. You could tell anybody on the street that they draw names out of a hat or rhrow darts at pictures when making draft and roster decisions and the responses will range from, "well I knew it had to be something like that" to "get away from me or I'm calling the cops."
>>150551620I doubt they've ever had a real conversation, everything is just "vibes" and relating to each other's vapid celebrity. 90% of Tay Tay's eggs are dead already, pretty lame choice for Trav who could've married a trad 23 year old and had 10 kids with her. Now he'll be lucky to get (1) kid if anything.
Which Team will be a better team but have a worst record this year?
>>150551657Lions
>>150551625Young got hurt too much getting that number and it cost the 49ers 2-3 times
>>150551653It's known gossip in the circles that Taylor is a virgin. She is a weirdo who got mindfucked by the biz. Travis Kelce is even more retarded for getting in that world of hers.
>>150551658>Pre-coping
in a little more than 48 hours, all eurotrash threads are hereby banned from /sp/ for the next 4 and a half months. that is all.
>>150551658They’ll field a better team due to the vast amount of injuries they had last year. Their starting roster on paper is slightly worse and their coaching is likely worse.
>>150551669He wants to do movies lol we are going to be getting some prime cut cringe in the coming years from Kelce's attempts at acting
>>150551647I care about all the teams
>>150551676Based
>>150551645>J-Jalen is totally top five, guys! H-He isn't being carried!
>>150551679>puts up amazing stats for 12 games>gets 5th concussion of the year and finally can't play because his motor skills don't work>lose hfa and bye in your abscene>lose to packers on road in playoffsGOAT
>>150551666You wicked wicked devil!
>>150551688Jalen is one of those top 100 players and the 2nd highest eagle on there.
>>150551688He’s on the most loaded team I’ve ever seen, but at the end of the day, success speaks louder than cope. He’s been to 2 super bowls now, that’s more than Allen Burrow and Lamar combined
>>150551636Bro I'm so fucking hyped >>150551683Jason will end up with the more successful acting career, calling it now.
>>150551625This decade is stacked
>>150551732Been saying
Didn't see /nfl/'s live reaction yesterday since I was busy. Are we all in agreement now that Belicheat is an awful coach and GM and that he was a Bradybabby with no skill whatsoever?
>>150551732>dook poopscoop rated over Brady and RodgersThis stat is irrelevant to people who have eyes and know ball.
>>150551736Dude's just old and senile like the president.
>>150549539EAGLES over CowboysCHARGERS over Chiefs FALCONS over BuccaneersBROWNS over BengalsDOLPHINS over ColtsJAGUARS over PanthersPATRIOTS over RaidersCARDINALS over SaintsSTEELERS over JetsCOMMANDERS over GiantsBRONCOS over TitansSEAHAWKS over 49ersLIONS over PackersRAMS over TexansBILLS over RavensBEARS over Vikings
>>150551745True
>>150551736yes
>>150551753Chargers are getting bootyblasted because their o-line is hot garbage.
>>150551736yesit was also decided that Andy Reid is the new coaching GOAT and thus Mahomes has been hard-carried by Reid
>>150551745Yet he still has more consensual sex with women than the kiwi and bucme combined
>>150551753Tell it to the pick em league, nobody cares
I’m dreading coming on here during season and seeing the broncuck spammer ruin this general. Mahomes has 3 rings in the last 8 years, the broncos have ZERO
>>150551736I don’t know college ball enough to judge him. For all I know TCU is good and the Tarheels are ass. Can you build a good college program in like 6 months? I genuinely don’t know.
>>150551753>CHARGERS over Chiefs>LIONS over Packers
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>>150550672im pretty sure that was when shannyman called like 15 throwing plays in a row despite having CMC. yeah purdy shouldve done better but imagine not using CMC for 3 drives.
>>150551774As soon as I saw they were starting that terrible lefty black QB I knew it was over. How do you fall for the meme that hard after having a prototype like Brady for 20 years?
>>150551774TCU was one game away from playing for the national title a few years ago but it's college so none of those guys are probably even on the team anymore.
>>1505517323 of the top 4 QBs are already a lock to make the HoF and Burrow will almost definitely be a lock by the time he hangs it up. Not to mention that we have guys like Hurts, Goff, and Baker playing good ball with other QBs like Stroud, Dak, and Herbert who play at high levels too. Then we got a plethora of young QBs who can make a jump. I don't understand how people can shit on today's QBs but look at the past with rose tinted glasses. You guys do realize that most QBs in the past had real flaws too and didn't win all of the time, right? Yet they're treated like these infallible gods while current QBs are being scoffed at.
>>150551786This will be my first time playing. I hope I don’t mess anything up
>>150551580No he isn't
>>150551788same desu. i like women so much i also like guys because close enough
>>150551799>blackHe's a beaner
>>150551786>>>/ffg/
>>150551820And there it is
>>150551797You forget that CMC foombled and only rushed for 7 more yards than Mahomes in that game. Chiefs DC is notorious for clamping elite RBs in the offs
>>150551827>Has bustin ever beaten the Chiefs?He blew out the Chiefs once in 2021.
Is the Lions offense still going to be ~fancy~ without Ben Johnson, or will it go back to being boring?
>>150551828This. Chiefs shut down the run game
>>150550272This is the kind of chart you’d make for least season.
>>150551827He’s beaten them twice. Once when they were resting starters and once in a meaningful game.
>>150551836Is there something you’re neglecting to mention?
>>150551840their skill players allow a lot of scheme versatility. Ben Johnson is probably a fraud
i think they will still be good
If pack win the bowl how hard and long will the rest of the nfcnorth cry for?
>>150551847I legit forgot that Mahomes wasn't playing. I guess he doesn't have any real victories over them.
>>150551850desu this./ i think its more likely the lions stay good without him and he busts as a head coach on the bears.
>>150551847>star players sitting doesnt LE COUNT
I really, really HATE women! What team should I root for?
>>15055182814 actually but even shannyman has went on record to say that even if CMC is getting 1 YAC, he would still love to use him because CMC could still rip a big one. and then in the SB he apparently forgot all about that. brock purdy should not have had 38 attempts to CMC's 22. even if CMC was getting 1 YAC. he especially should not have called like 15 throwing plays in a row against a really good air defense. that lost them the game right there.
>>150551858>he thinks they didn't get fleeced by the soysbears win the north at 9-8. green gay won't even ploff
>>150551869browns
>>150551861There was this apparently https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401326368/chargers-chiefsSo that’s not nothing lol
Does anybody actually believe the Bills will win this weekend?
>>150551869Obviously the Browns. If a guy gets cut for beating his wife or girlfriend and no one else will pick him up cleveland will offer him a contract.
>>150551858plonked>>150551879keyed
>>150551862i don't buy that the lions coaching staff is any good, easily the weak point among/players/coaches/front office on that team
>>150551869>>150551885let me elaborate actually: browns if you're an incel chud. steelers if you hate your wife/gf specifically and have beaten her before
>>150551817Any port in a storm
I’ll see it when I believe it
>>150551872That mindset works throughout the sample size of a season. Not so much in the 4th quarter of the owl, especially when you're facing far and away the best active player in the league. Chiefs had their number in the run game because Spags is elite at designing confusing/misleading packages in terms of rotating edge rushers and outside linebackers. Chenal and Karlaftis are eternally slept on in that system. Running the ball with the lead just isn't an option, that's why the only team that could take them down had 2 WRs, the best OL in the league, and a college OC
>>150551812First time ever playing fantasy? Or just here?
>>150551893And Chiefs if you really really like men
>>150551919Ever playing Fantasy. I usually just do Pick ‘Em stuff. I’m going to watch some youtube videos to see how it all works
>>150551916he was still averaging something like 3.6 yards though. you do not call 15 consecutive throwing plays. its not like CMC was completely shut down either, he was just doing average. in what world is 3.6 yards a carry "shut down" yeah youre shut down if your supposed genius of a coach doesnt let you run the ball with plenty of time left. it wasnt 2 mins left on the clock, it was something like late in the third or the early in the fourth. no excuses and shannyman is a retard.
>>150551703>Allen BurrowBoth legitimately need more help.
>>150551919Playing with men, I usually play with boys if you catch my drift. I'm the guy called Jared Goff on the league btw.
reminder that it's never Caleb's fault
>>150551948The Bengals needed to fire Zac Taylor, he’s a total goober. It’s insane that Burrow can play as well as he did last season, miss the playoffs, and the head coach keeps his job
>>150551967you expected better than 3500 20 and 6 for a rookie?
>>150551970Bengals have two part time workers scouting anything outside their team in the league they probably don't know who to hire
>>150551786This faggot isn't me. I'm not gay. >>150551953
>>150551979I think Ben Jonson would have gone there over the Bears
>Miami Dolphins outside linebackers coach Ryan Crow was arrested Friday, Aug. 29, 2025, on a misdemeanor domestic violence battery charge. In a released 911 call, a witness said she saw Crow choking a woman and slamming her in a luxury high-rise apartment building in Fort Lauderdale.
>>150551987*JohnsonI keep mixing him up with the poet lmao
>>150551946These beautiful trump supporters
>>150552001Sus
>>150551993If he's any good he'll end up in KC, if he's not flush him down
>>150551993Raja still not arrested meanwhile
>>150551939Went and rewatched and it's even worse. First drive, penalty kills it. Second drive, all throws. Third drive they run him once for no gain. Keep in mind this was WITH the lead the entire time right at the start of the 3rd quarter and the defense this entire time manages to only hold KC to 3 points to make it 10-6 by the time of the third drive. Shannyman is retarded. I stand by it. CMC was still getting nice chunks even after the 2nd half. 5 yards here, 3-4 there, even one 8 yarder. No excuse to have him run once in 3 drives.
>>150552047Spags knew that if he crowded the box and showed blitz every play that Shanny would spam passes, played right into their hand.
>>150551357Follow up: offense edition
>>150552047It’s crazy how similar Spags is to Andy Reid. Down to the same criticism of Andy early in his career, not running the ball
>>1505495536-month paid vacation without question
>>150551993Its fucking hilarious how these dudes cant control themselves kek
>>150552020Do you think Aaron was... mugged... by BBC one sweaty New Orleans evening?
they really ruined good morning football
it's coming home to baltimore this year
>>150552078You Ravens fans were taking the NFCCG collapse pretty hard huh
>>15055207815 was hyperbole and they did run him once for no gain but ONE TIME? nah, thats classic shannyman choking in full display.
>>150552100lel
>>150552098Can’t spell Ravens without L :)
>>150552095They're ruining football in general but Disney ruins everything it touches as well. Redzone will be unwatchable by week 5.>>150552110Shanny callin pass(swag)Jenny licker my ass(damn)
Soon it will be 32 and you know it
>>150552164Good, then I'll finally stop watching.
>>150552164I'm ready for >women QBs
>>150552164Whitesissies...
>>150552183Anon, Kyler Murray has been a QB for years
>>150552164QB isn't a race locked position
>>150552183Wait until those ViQueen cheerleaders get ahold of JJ and turn him into Jessica-Jane McCarthy
>>150552178Dont worry Anthony Richardson will delay that for a while
>>150552164Lamar always so cool, I can’t lie
>>150552213I bet you were stroking yourself while you typed that you fucking weirdo
>>150552179everything else is getting slightly whiter in response. to be honest it's more interesting both ways
>>150552275Gay men develop lordosis from arching their ass all the time something ive nooticed
>>150552275Why are the Vikings the only one getting flak for this? Don’t like 12 other teams have male cheerleaders?
>>150551993>choking a woman and slamming herIsn't that just a fun night for modern degenerates these days? >>150549849
>>150552275Gay
>>150552289You must spend a lot of time with gay men of different ages to notice that. Do you guys listen ti TayTay together?
>>150552164Why do mixed QBs count as black but not white?
>>150552345Single drop rule, it's in the NFL rulebook somewhere near false starts and the holy roller rule.
>>150552318They're also a notoriously soft dome team and wear purple
>>150552318It's fucking gay.
>>150552326>these daysYour grandpa watched porn in a movie theater
>>150552345Historical precedent
>>150552381Thanks to cell phones anyone can watch porn anywhere including the movie theater.
All dome teams are frauds unless quarterbacked by Peyton Manning or Drew Brees
>>150549639>>150549705>Mahomes is probably the best to win right away but he's also on the down-hill side of his productiveness.His rate of making it to Superbowls is approaching 100% as he ages. We've never seen anything like this before. That's not a slide in productivity.The team was able to focus their resources into defense since they know the offense is going to be fine with low paid weapons. Maybe if Burrow could win without two elite WR1s his defense wouldn't be so bad.
>he still thinks the male cheerleaders are gay LolLmao
>>150552341Im not homophobic thats why you dont see me making fun of the vikings, im just a bit racist
>>150552397>stat padding playoff chokers carried to rings >not frauds
>>150552164>the year is 20XX>all QBs are black and play the position at TAS levels of ineptitude >every drive ends with a pick 6 on the first play from scrimmage so the game is decided entirely by who is on defense last
>>150552410And their old gay punter used to post here
>>150549553Take the million, put it all in bitcoin
>>150552275Legit a male Vikings cheerleader has taken less cock in the ass than the Ravens loving Kiwi.
>>150552407The ones from the Vikings are flamers. Some guys get into it to hold the girls by the ass or crotch but this dude want to be held by the ass by the other dude.
>>150552443>not in XRP
>>150552424>Gus Johnson's commentary AI generated with catchphrases like "all sizzle but no steak, ha-ha!"
>>150552464I did. Stop taking all the credit!He thinks I'm you and a Lions fan
>>150552464so the pic isn't you and some black fellas didn't rape you when you were in New Orleans?
>>150552481Can't rape the willing. Dude even has grindr in his name kek
>>150552498Is it the purple in the logo?
>>150552444Stop turning me on.
>>150552464Eternal reminder
>>150552510I lol'd
>>150552510>plap plap plap yeah take that shit crocodile hunter bitch
>>150552507I wonder how many people piss in the cup just to fuck with these guys.
>>150552510
>>150552444The bussy that launched a thousand ships
>Tanking is stupid and you aren't a real fan if you want us to do it
I refuse to even engage with the kiwi, personally. The Chiefs guy actually undersold how deranged the dude is
Tank for this bussy
>>150552381I watched porn in a movie theater, sonny.
>>150552581Charge your phone, iToddler.
>sister wonders why my nephew is acting up in school and hitting kids>his entire environment is filled with anger and yelling including her and my mom hitting him>"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?"I genuinely don't understand how some people can have so little self awareness and not understand that your kids primarily will learn from how you act.
flay all tripfags
>>150552510audio of the incidenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaCkcKj_e80
>>150552555>>150552581>hahahaha I am not the pathetic one everyone else is
>>150552599Nice blog
>>150552599My mom beat me to an inch of my life when I did bad things yet I never turned into a bully at school. I never lost to my sister tho.
Personally engage with this bussy.
>>150552510>>150552444wtf is this real?
>>150552600Just filter him nigga
>>150552599Thats fucked up
>>150552345Socioeconomic factors
>>150552630Physical abuse leads to all kinds of disfunctions even if you don't repeat the cycle. For one the opportunity cost of not being taught how to negotiate for what you want and using coercion/violence instead, that's how little authoritarian narcissists are developed.
>>150552652akin to an ostrich burying its head in the ground?no, it'd be better off if all tripfags were killed horribly
>>150552681This all sounds very gay.
>>150552510>>150552444>kiwi anal rape correction*PLAP* *PLAP**GET PREGNANT*
I admit to using VPNs. Please stop making fun of my traumatic rape incident you plonked faggots.
STILL UNDEFEATED
Is the kiwi White or Maori?
dem boyz are winning thursday 2 much money on iggs
>>150552681>>150552599>Physical abuse leads to all kinds of disfunctions even if you don't repeat the cycle.but at the same time you can't just allow some stupid kid to do whatever they want. Spankings work provided you fully explain why it's happening. You have to ask the kid "why are you about to be spanked?" and let them answer it in details. That way they learn not to repeat it. Me and my siblings egged a bunch of cars and houses, we deserved the beating we got and never did it again. It teaches kids there's consequences for their actions.
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>150550714Kraft is way overrated. He isn't a historic winner. He just had Tom Brady for 20 years. He belongs in senile/cheap. Also there's no evidence Clark Hunt did anything special other than luck into the best quarterback in the league.The Steelers have been a quality organization since the 70s and the Eagles have been through several regimes and always find their way back to being contenders.
Bunch of brown people itt gloating about how they beat their kids. Weird, weird.
>>150552740Based
>>150552743Bitch Ass White Boy
>>150552743Hes indian
>>150552743>Is the kiwi White or Maori?His ass was soft like a white boy's, but he moaned like a maori. If he comes back to the states I want more of that tight kiwiass.
>>150552767raj go back to /nba/
>>150550272Packers lose to the Buccs.Buccs flash their evil Eagles kryptonite at the Eagles.Lions win the NFC over the Buccs.Regardless Lions going deep still feels good.
>>150552748>It teaches kids there's consequences for their actions.yeah in the dumbest most neanderthal way possible. reality will teach kids this lesson on its own, and the parent will gain credibility if they explained and predicted it. they will lose credibility long term however if they chose to beat the kids instead of just explaining things. I know this is impossible for a Ravens fan to understand, but hitting kids is bad.
>>150552782He never had an elite QB aside from Brady. Meanwhile guys like Reid had Michael Vick who finished 2nd in MVP voting.
Sirs can you Stop talking about the rape and do the commencing of Wions discussions
>be kiwi >get muggedkek
>>150550272eagles trenches regressed this year, saquons also going to regress. he put in 110% effort last year you dont do it 2 times
>talking about football with my co-workers>talking about players that got traded or signed with different teams>I decide to speak for some reason>me "He retired, he's not on the seahawks.">they all look at me like I'm retarded>realize my brain short circuited and heard "aaron donald" instead of "sam darnold">mfwI think I'm going to quit
>>150552790Deep breaths
>>150550714Packers owner unironically sucks and are carried by their inability to make sudden moves
>>150552800Explain it to this bussy
>>150552794>Regardless Lions going deep still feels good
>>150552816Trust me, kiwibitch knows.
>>150551074Micah MUST get jabbed today or he can't play.
>>150550714>can move up or down in 2025>Virginia Hallas is deadUhh I think she's moving down (and then up?)
>>150552800They don't actually care about teaching kids anything, they just want an outlet for their anger and putting their hands on the smallest most vulnerable member of their house is the perfect target.
>>150552790>It'll make the Patriots week 1 loss to the Raiders even sweeterare you now pretending to be a raiders fan now. You're such a fake fan it's hard to keep track, ravens, lions, broncos, bengals, bears, etc......
>kiwicuck spanked by jannies againkek what a mugged bitch
>>150552762ameriland is 40% real white now who do you think you're talking to on here
sick a Kiwi melty
>>150550714>spanos >not dogshit hell tier
>>150552839>>150552849I like to picture him having a full tardout when this happens and punching himself in the head
>>150552821No kink shaming.
>deletedKek what a PLONKED bitch!
Kiwi got plonked?
plonk
>>150551198like put all the middle 3 groups up categories. none of that second tier should be thinking they are incapable of beating any of the top tier in back to back weeks besides the vikings and that's about 1 guy not anything else they have.then drop the titans back down to yellow. not a lot of excuses for anyone else.
This guy has legit problems.
>>150552849his post got Beleted. He got btfo by janny kun. That'll teach him a lesson not to fuck with bradysknee who runs this genny.
plonk and bussy having a heated affair for top meme word
Plonk this bussy.
Damn, jannies actually doing something based?
>>150552813Thats very autistic anon
>>150552883>Kiwi talks bad about Bradysknee>Bradyknee comes online>Kiwi's post get deletedDamn, Bradysknee beat the fuck out of him. Kek. Let that be a lesson to everyone.
>>150552889Bussy is Classic. Plonk is being forced to hell
finna plonk a dookie
>kiwi got plonkedHow much longer until he switches VPN and spams the thread?
>>150552917certifiably plonked
I was eating and my friend literally walked over, said "damn this looks good", grabbed my spoon and ate off of it then put it back on my plate.
Hurry, talk shit about the Lions!
good riddance to the kiwianon.
Bears Legend. American Hero. Young Bussey.
>plonked>bussy>plonked>bussy>plonked>bussyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p73GHErNT5k
>season hasn't even started>Green Gays Ferrari they traded for is a Lemon>most likely won't even play SundayHeebie Jeebies! Green Gay you did it again!
>>150552932
>>150552883based janny BTFOing the kiwibitch
>>1505529252 minutes about.
>>150552945Okay but the Lions won the division. This is like Green Gay bragging about Thanksgiving 2 years ago. Ooooooohhhh scary.
>>150552947
>>150552941Finkle and EinhornEinhorn and Finkle
>>150552964let's be real, Ben Johnson won the division.
Coward
>>150552971How could Ben Johnson do this
Ben(d) this Johnson.
She Michael on my Penis till I’m Junior.
Hey guys, first time poster here, I've decided to be a New England Patriots fan (I heard they're really good) can someone tell me how many games they've won the last 3 years? I bet it's a really high number :)
>AHHHHHHHH JA'MARR, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's so sad how badly the kiwi tries to fit in but the truth is international fans like him will never be one of us. At best they can only be fair weather fans.He messed with bradysknee and got banished to the shadow realm. Maybe next time he'll choose his adjective's wisely when talking about bradysknee
>>15055301616 minutes.
I think the bears suck
*kneels respectfully towards u*
>>150553016>>150552604
>>150553016>scared to use a tripcode due to janniesKWAB
>>150553031Lets wait til week 1 is over
>>150553036Brave
>>150553045kek the kiwibitch got rape correction.
>>150553021It’s hilarious how desperate for attention he is too.
>>150553060Bratty Ravens fans get the BAC*.>Big American Cock
plonk status?
New poster here, I think I’ll be a Ravens and Lions fan. They were really good last year! How many playoff games did they win? The Wions won 15 games and the Ravens won MVP, surely these teams made the Super Bowl?
>>150553060His bussy needed the reminder it's the only thing that stops him from getting uppity
Nord VPN is kept in business solely by the Kiwi
>>150553087Has Aaron's new... wife... moved to Pittsburg?
>>150553092More like One NZ...
Ummmm Patriots sisters can someone explain what these numbers mean? Why is the 3 before the 9??
>>150553045Reminds me of how marriages used to work back in the 40s. A wife would run her mouth and you gave her one light slap and she'd go back to being submissive. The kiwi bitch got put in his place and is scared to be mouthy again. Bradysknee owns him.
>>150549665>>150549788Anyone saying connections fucking retarded. No one there is giving you seed capital. Unless you already have a product/business and just need publicity AND you are charismatic enough to win over a bunch of very charismatic strangers, you’re walking out of there with nothing. Seriously, what fucking “connections” are you making?
oh he mad
>>150553108trip on, cuckeesknee
>>150553064
C'mon guys police comin
>>150549849>All of the selfish fetishes are heavily preferred by womenlmao
>>150549849>eagles>(71, 15)
There are three known constants. My Steelers will always own the GayvensThe Packchads will always own the LionsBradysknee will always own the kiwicel
>>150553131>>150553131>>150553131NEW
>>150553107>this fucking scared to tripAbsolute pussy ahahahaha KWAB, bitchknees owns ya!
>The fact that he's no longer posting with his trip made me lose all respect for him. That's bitch made behavior. I used to defend the kiwi but this is sad. What we know about the kiwi is that you can beat him into submission kind of like what happened in St Louis. This is why he'll never be like us. We Americans are rebels at heart.
>>150553036He's cute!! I hope my Patriots have cute players like this :)
>>150550714Packers ownership should have its own tier above all. How can anyone rank a rich jew higher than the salt of the earth?
>>150549539Their body language is clearly that of a happy and loving couple. Honestly wish them the best
>>150552769>2013+12>Not larping as a jeetGet with the times old man
>>150553277Dubs of retardation.It is because the "owners" don't actually own it lol. It lets the goyim think they have power when they don't.
>>150553112zoomers are delusional. They think life is like their ebin manosphere gurus said
>>150551209tripping>>150551198I'd move the Cards up they've spent a bit in FA. Same with the Bungles they ought to tree every year they have with Burrow like an SB or bust year; likewise the Texans probably have higher aspirations. I think the Vikings could be lower starting a rookie QB and all.
>>150552993he's a fraud for not calling a run in that situation
