Is anyone else underwhelmed by the first game of the season being the Eagles playing the Cowboys? I feel like this should have been the Commanders since going into the season they're generally viewed as an ascending team led by a young exciting QB. Even before Micah was traded, nobody was excited about the Cowboys going into 2025.
Patty Cuckitini
>>150553143EBT FRIENDLY
There are three known constants. My Steelers will always own the Gayvens.The Packchads will always own the Lions.Bradysknee will always own the plonked kiwicel.
No melties in this thread.
He ranks second all-time in Super Bowl interceptions and recorded the lowest first-half QBR in Super Bowl history at 10.7, while also posting the second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 with –0.62 EPA per dropback. Since 2018, he has had 17 interceptions erased by penalties, the most of any quarterback, and in the playoffs he owns the highest roughing-the-passer rate ever at 0.412 per game—more than three times the league average of 0.12.
Chiefies
>>150553143$2 pretzel looks pretty good
I cant wait to get that faggot webm spammer banned again this season. Should be fun
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>150553131I think it will be a great game desu i dont think its a blowout
Is this the most powerful image on /sp/?
>>150553197wtf is this real?
>>150553163we get it, you're queer
>>150553197KWAMB
>shit shitshit
Anyone else have an annoying dad or stepdad that would randomly try to drop what they viewed as worldview shattering truths? I remember my step dad randomly pulling me aside after the NBA Finals and with the most serious look on his face, looked me in the eyes and said "It's about money." as if that was some profound revelation that I couldn't have possibly pondered before he told me that. Really? You're saying that the NBA cares about how much money it's making? Shut the fuck up, you retarded ape.
>>150553197Lol he got his shit pushed in.
Theres a very real possibility jalen hurts win mvp hes probably reaching his peak
>>150553197Kiwi got his bussy plonked? Dear oh dear.....
Based dad makin em seethe
Coach
Anyways... 7>3
Wow! I can't believe my Patriots have THIS many great players. Superbowl here we come!!!!
>>150553272Dude thinks that he's a prophet when in reality, he says the most obvious shit.
>>150553197
>>150553156>respecting him at all in the first placelol lmao
plonked made a late push but bussy controlled that game from the outset last thread
>>150553208It's so awful that it even makes me seethe, as a Chiefs fan. Thankfully, he cut his hair
Reminder that the jannies scared the kiwipussy into abandoning his tripcode.
what do you do when you can't do nothing, but there's also nothing you can do?
Should I dump all of my webms I have saved on my laptop desktop? I can't promise anything good.
What’s Bradysknee’s w/l against the kiwicel? Absolutely dynastic.
>>150553131The NFL was hedging its bets. They knew even before the Micah trade that the Cowboys bad a good chance of being a bad team this year. Since they are one of their big tv ratings teams, they wanted them in a prime time game as early as possible, because it’s probable it doesn’t pay to put them in those spots later in the season.
>>150553319I'd be interested in some webms of good plays
>>150553316>what do you do when you can't do nothing, but there's also nothing you can do?see>>150553314You submit to alpha males like the kiwi did in the last thread. You basically crawl into an assball like sonic the hedgehog and accept what life gives you. It is how kiwis survive.
>>150553284trip up, bitch.
>>150553336Yeah, this makes sense. They're trying to get the best ratings they can after all.
>>15055332719-0
>>150553131>Is anyone else underwhelmed by the first game of the season being the Eagles playing the Cowboys? I feel like this should have been the CommandersYes me and my dad were just talking about exactly this. Especially after the Cowboys traded Parsons, nobody wants to see this. It should have been Commanders or a super bowl rematch
>>150553341I got you
>>150553356>it should have been Commanders
>>150553356>super bowl rematchniggles vs niggerbirds would’ve been better
>>150553327He nevah lost to the kiwi.Bradysknee told him "do not post with your trip". And now the kiwi bitch did what he told him.
>>150553356People forget the Cowboys are regular season worldbeaters. Eagles have nothing left to prove in a game like this, it will be close.
>>150553131Last season the Eagles beat the Cowboys 34-6 and 41-7, I don't see the Cowboys doing anything better this season.
>>150553319Sure, as long as they aren't the same webms as always
>>150553380Kwapb Has there ever been a more plonked poster?
>>150553394>Browns QB fate intensifies
>>150553392NFCE OWNS the Balls
>>150553367>>150553382>>150553394Isn't Arch supposed to have a rocket arm?
>>150553383Eagles can go 1-0 in the NFCE by the end of Week 1.
>>1505531430alr $5 beer and $2 pretzel might convince me to go to a game, it's fucking $13 for a beer at Camden Yards and they just traded away half of their lineup
>>150553392gAyFC lost 13 straight the Jills just won the kiddie conference 4 straight years
>bradysknee: do NOT post with your trip>Kiwi: okay master please don't hurt me
>>150553425Yeah, but it was made by Space-x.
>>150553412giving Dallas that back to back was disgusting
How many players should I prepare pre-draft in the spee league?
>>150553367>>150553382>>150553394I can immediately see the problem. His footwork is all fucked up. He throws with all arm. I'm sure real coaches had to have seen this so he must have just been nervous this game
>>150553434kiwicuck is barely taller than Kyler Murray too at 5’10’’
>>150553437How did his hairline get better with age?
>>150553143These are all gonna be tiny as fuck aren’t they
>>150553451thats very funny kek
>>150553452Same way Brady's did.
>>150553445>His footwork is all fucked up. He throws with all armI blame Mahomes for this. He created an entire generation of mobile QBs with bad footwork. What they don't know is that he has a pitcher background which allows him to throw with only his armhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8CqcvMIn4
>NO tied games last yearWill we get tiekino this year?
>>150553143how much are cigarettes?
>>150553489Kek the Vikings are such a kwab organization
At first, I no care much for bradysknee. But now I see how much he make kiwicel seethe, I deverop great respect for him.
>kiwi got bullied off of /nfl/ and went to /tv/.K W A B
>>150553520/tv/ is a funnier board anyways. This place has lost its spark
we're so back
>kiwi is now spamming the thread with webms under a VPN
When the kiwi gets upset he turns on his VPN and spams with webms. Bradysknee beat the fuck out of him.
Does kiwibussy fuck sheep?Many are saying this.
https://x.com/PolymarketBlitz/status/1962603354355552614>Jerry knew and pulled off the biggest troll in NFL history
Who's gonna win MVP this year Patriots sisters?
>>150553540*black
>>150553562Joey B REALLY hates throwing it away
>>150553574Yes. Male sheep
We're going to be a step above mediocre this season. I can feel it in my bones.
>>150553614They're winning the division
>>150553621Don't jinx it..
>>150553585Lol I remember when Dave Portnoy said Mac Jones was the best QB in the AFC East
>>150553540Baker being below Allen but above Daniels is fucking crazy
packies
>still scared to use his tripcodekek what a mugged and raped bitch
>>150553624>>150553650>still more realistic than anything Madden has ever done almost 20 years after being releasedThat's so fucking grim.
>>150553650>all that time in the pocket>still throw into quadruple coveragevidya is so cringe
>>150553643Nobody ever went broke calling that hook-nosed bastard a retard
>>150553645
>>150553662it's a Flea Flicker, you either drop your nuts on the table and go big or you go home.
>>150553645>>150553574>>150553560>>150553541
King of the AFC :)
>>150553696It really is a shame that Mac never put the league on notice
nuke palestine
>>150553131.
>>150553143>sandoBurn the stadium to the ground with everyone in it
>>150553702Relax Dave Portnoy
is he going to be ok bros?
>>150553709In all seriousness, is there a more influential and well respected community leader in our generation than davey?
Why are they allowed to do this?
>>150553698Purdy is totally a system babby though guys :)
>>150553721because its scripted entertainment for the low iq
>>150553711If he dies soon, I'm legitimately throwing a party
>muh heckin politirinos
>>150553711https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
>>150553726He the single most disrespected player in the NFL right now.
kiwi is still having a webm spam meltdown?
on the 8th day the good lord made lambeau field
>>150553781No, that's me
>>150553790I fucking hate when games are really good but then all of a sudden turn into a blowout.
>>150553781He got his bussy spanked by bitchknees and the jannies last thread. Too scared to use his trip now.
Still got the same triggers. Same as he ever was
>>150553711>we are better than that >we
>>150553131Probably gonna skip it
>>150553789And Satan made Metlife?
fraudminder
3 more days
>>150553841Throwing against the Buncos so they wouldn't have to play Jeaux Burreaux in the playoffs told me everything I need to know about that team. Absolutely bitchmade pussies, conduct unbecoming of an NFL franchise who was in the hunt for a 3 peat. Brady's Patriots would never.
>>150553834Everytime I skip a game, it ends up being good.
>>150553720Many people are saying this
>>150553847bahamanon was right about Herbert
Yep, I'm crying about the Chiefs again.
Bakey makes 'em quakey
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>150553898dropkicking both of em
>>150553878I can't keep up with the rule changes is this a 15 yard penalty now? They'd say this is a "gun" gesture right?
>>150553902Based faggot
>>150553945Turn your monitor on
>>150553781It’s better than when he used to spam basedjacks, anyone remember that? I think it’s the reason he got banned to begin withIt’s a bummer both the first two opening games are basically divisional squash matches. I’m not keen on either
Rate tankathon's playoff prediction
>>150553955It's gonna be Tampa vs Baltimore in the Owl
Bretty gud day frens
>>150553955It sux
>>150553955Is this the season you’re finally right about the Chiefs dearie? It’s been 8 years
>>150553978Will Lamar finally get the help he needs?
>>150553980Is this AI slop? Why does that shop sign say IRAN.
>>150553994Becuz IRAN my benis inside your mum last night
>>150553994>>150554013GOTTEM
last digit is how many TDs my nigga Dak is gonna dam on them Sheagles
>>150553994>>150554013plonked
>>150553878Baker is going to the Supebowl.>>150553904When men get into fights their balls shrink as a safety mechanism to limit strikes to that weakspot. Did you feel that tingling sensation in your balls when you got into that fight in the states? Research papers show that when men win fights their testosterone increases but when they lose fights it decreases. We probably evolved this way since the men who won fights in tribes got access to breed the women and thus needed more testosterone whereas the loser lost the women. I wonder if your Ravens balls shrunk after they lost to the Bills.
>Packers fans are openly simpsCan't make this shit up
>>150554040what compels someone to do something like this?
>>150553874I will never take Herbie and his 5k yard seasons seriously because of performances like that, the Jags game, and this past Texans gameNo dawg
>>150554047beta men simping for women
>>150553745They're all just hating on a black QB
>>150553847>>150553874>>150554049NFL execs rate him highly thoughever
kiwicell did you feel a tingling sensation in your balls just now, I sucked the juices out of my teabag while doing voodoo, imagining it was your left ball.
>>150553898built for BBC (Big Bronco Cock)
>>150554065They all should have been fined for flashing gang signs at training camp including Purdy.
>>150553955Detroit and Philly aren't making it out of the DivisionalBroncos, Bengals, and 9ers aren't playoff teamsI honestly can't tell who will win the AFC. My brain says there's no way the Chiefs do it AGAIN, but my gut disagrees. Either way, if it's not KC, it'll be Baltimore. I have no faith in the BillsOwl will be Ravens or Chiefs vs Rams, Commanders, or Bucs
>>150554069NFL execs have no dawg sense. I can't root for a non-dawg
Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>150553847>>150554069He needs to gain more weight. He's not absorbing strikes good enough.
>he just needs more weight Every fucking excuse under the sun
You gotta admit, this boy is special. Can't wait for Rd 2
>>150553766I’ll give Caleb his due. He was clutch at the end of both Packers games last year. He was anti-clutch in several other games.
>>150553720Why's he always doing this
new thread>>150553804>>150553804>>150553804
>>150554184>>150553720I'm never giving that faggot ratings. Politics don't belong in sports.
2020 QB Class Playoff Records & Number of Appearances:Joe Burrow: 5–2, 2 appearances.Tua Tagovailoa: 0–1, 1 appearance.Justin Herbert: 0–2, 2 appearances.Jordan Love: 1-2, 2 appearancesJalen Hurts: 6–3, 4 appearances
>>150554213oy vey bad goy!
>mfw da Chiefs win da superb owl
just lost no fap september to an asmr videoAs per my Eagles,
>>150554229What video? Share it with the class.
>>150554225>imagine inheriting billions of dollars>you are born attractive>could have any bf you wantYet you're still insecure and bog your face with millions worth of plastic surgery and post videos of yourself in slutty outfits shaking your ass on instagram to get attentionWTF went wrong with zoomer girls.
>>150554174It's crazy how talented good NFL qbs are. The ability to make throws this accurately is super human. I can't even reliably make shots into my trash can
>>150554253The pro bowl games expose the myth of QBs having good accuracy. Even the best of them can't consistently hit slow moving targets in those games they play. A lot of their success is WR related where they make adjustments to catch the ball.
>>150554183They were in games against some good teams like the Packers, Vikings, and Lions but then they also got btfo by shitters like Arizona and the Patriots
>>150554184>>150554213kek
>>150554225yjk
>>150553696KWAB
>>150554248Is she really bogged?
>>150553168
>>150554286>A lot of their success is WR related where they make adjustments to catch the ball.Well yeah, you don't have to throw to an exactly perfect pinpoint spot, just a nice window to where the receiver can get to the ball and haul it in. A more accurate assessment would be if they had slow moving targets with robotic arms that were capable of grabbing the ball.
>>150553487Do any stadiums have smoking sections?
>>150554286>The pro bowl games expose the myth of QBs having good accuracy.only some
>>150553955Ravens ain't going to the Owl. God hates them.
ceedee lamb thursday night: 13/15 receptions, 187 yards, 1 TD
>>150554337As a Chiefs fan it's humiliating losing to this ass clown. Eagles GM is the superbowl MVP.
>>150554366Eagles win 34-20
>>150554366What about Pickens?
>>150554331This is why Burrow is a fraud. He has monsters like Chase and Higgins who can make any adjustment and always get separation. Give Allen those weapons and he's winning MVP every season.
>>150554286You're impressively retarded. Of course people who train to throw to a mobile human target who is often moving very fast have difficulty adjusting to a totally different type of target. If they spent an entire summer training for the Pro Bowl, they'd hit targets 99% of the time
>>1505543916/8 receptions for 67 yards
>>150554366And an L
>>1505543911 TD, 120yds, ejected early 3rd quarter
>>150554398Do they do 1 on 1s at the Pro Bowl? Would be highly entertaining.
>>150553208
>>150554391Trip on, coward
>>150553194>2nd>2nd>2ndYes, 2nd is what you get when you lose to the other guy
kiwi bitch fled after getting bullied
You know, Patrick Mahomes retiring as the 2nd greatest QB of all time isn't a bad thing. How can we not make peace with that?
>>150554420He's still here. jannies whipped him into being a good boy KWAB
>>150554418He's technically 1st place in everything at this age. Someone needs to update that template to reflect this.
>>150554381roseman really isnt special. lurie swallowed the patriots scandal and waited his turn. eagles are the big bad of the WWNFL until the next CBA
>>150553143What do the Ravens pretzels look like?
>>150554439Is this even technically a pretzel anymore?
>>150554430One day you zoomers will learn how inflation works
>muh pace
>>150554449crab?
Cowboys are getting 8 wins this season. Best I can do.
>>150554449Actually kino af.
>>150554431>rosemanMore like NOSEMAN
My Breeders :)
>>150554424because he will be supplanted by some clown in the 2030s who wil in turn be supplanted by a greater clown in the 2040s and everyone will still be compared to marino and montana because its been 70 years of clowns
>>150554464based & antisem & adhom
>>150554449>is this pretzel made out of pretzeled bread still a pretzelUh...yeah?
>>150554424>>150554418>>150554451>>150554455• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Most division titles of all time in 20s• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>150553451>>150553194>>150553327Threadly reminder 7<3 and the owl will be broncos v loins
>>150554449Everything is evolving into crabs, including pretzels. Truly, they are the perfect life form.
So what's next for all these teams that were hoping to be bailed out by Arch?
>>150554475Okay, you got me
>>150554483Drew Allar and Luke Altmyer. Obviously
>>150554449its not pretzel unless its a knotthats a pretzel roll, all of which suck compared to pretzels. go ahead and test it out. even shitty superpretzels make a better burger delivery vehicle than any pretzel roll youll find
>>150554479Maybe on planet retard. I (certified ball-knower) have the owl between the Steelers and Packers
>>150554449Excellent crabzel
>>150554479>loins
If you post any image made with AI you are spiritually indian and need to be killed
>>150554477can somebody do one of these in the only 52% of african americans have herpes meme format?
>>150554225
The most powerful image on /sp/statmutt won bigly
I'm optimistic
>>150554326yes
>>150554424Let him get one more ring first then we can talk about 2nd place>but muh statsIf Montana and Rice played in this era of faggot-ass RTP and Pi calls they'd put up numbers like no one has ever seen. Modern passing stats mean jack fucking shit. Justin Herbert has a 5200 yard season and we're still not sure if he's actually good or not
>>150554528
>>150554522You mean the most spammed.
>>150554522Powerfully cringe
>>150554449Is this some dumb Maryland thing?
>>150554537>They're all manletsKEK
>>150554467Ozzy?
Remember Temujin is a woman!
>miss me Bill?
>>150554537StaffGOAT loins era still haunting him I seeWhat a shame. This is the year though
>>150554536While Montana was going for a 3choke at this age, Mahomes was going for a 3peat. By the time Montana made it to his 3rd and 4th Superbowl he was a seasoned veteran. Mahomes got to those owls before his prime.Mahomes already has more playoff wins than Montana despite only being 29 and has 10 more years to lap the field with him. I rank Montana higher than Mahomes but it's closer than people think.
>>150554566Wins are a team stat
>>150554566Mahomes will never make another owl ever again and your shitty graphic will mean nothing in due time. Fuck off
P L O N K E DP L O N K E DP L O N K E DP L O N K E DP L O N K E D
Tyson Bagent > P Diddy mutthomes
>>150554579he is young enough to change teams and get lucky. reid is done
>>150554586If Mahomes played in 2001 he'd die on the field. They didn't go for the "looking at the qb wrong is RTP" bullshit back then
>>150554449>raven pretzel>its crab
>>150554603Brady is more durable than Mahomes but he came into the league with inferior 6th round genetics and played like it. Hence the reason he never sniffed MVP and struggled to get 3,500 yards. Meanwhile 1st round chads like Peyton and Mahomes rarely did worse than 4k yards and won First-Team All-Pros
>>150554625Shannon Sharp is that you?
Which Team is currently on the left but will end like the image on the right?
>>150554603>eraCute excuse. Here's several QBs from different eras with better stats than Brady in their 20s. What's your excuse now. Now do me a favor and post a QB with better stats than Mahomes. What's that, you can't since he has the best stats of ALL TIME.
>>150554634Eagles and Bills
how the fuck are they going to lecture mahomes about his superbowl performance when he went to more superbowls than brady and montana combined and threw more pass TDs than both of them combined
>>150554645Can you reformat those stats into a 5000 word essay for us?
>>150554608Baltimore and Maryland in general are known for their crabs
>>150554678I think this infographic speaks for itself.
>>150554552That’s Breeders Legend Steve Albini
>>150554645>post a QB with better stats than Mahomes
I could suck a mean log of shit out of Mahomes asshole
>>150554546200 years ago the cheasapeake bay was so full of blue crabs that it was actually worth the trouble of eating blue crabs and maryland based their entire personalility on it.
>>150554700Mahomes had 3 Superbowl MVPs at age 28Brady had 2 Superbowl MVPs at age 37
>>150554707What went wrong?
Anyone have the statmutt manifesto? I could use a good read and a good laugh.
>>150554678Holy shit, I wonder if statmutt/essayfag are spreadsheet bro? Remember there was an autist that would post all kinds of spreadsheets he made to try and win arguments he started?
>>150554680actually, they are known for being full of niggers and you should stay away
>>150554522I HAVE THE POW-ACK
>dook poopscoop
>>150554678>>150554715>the webm spammer made a schizo essay trying to frame us Chiefs fans but unironically succeeded at turning me against the kiwiCrazy how that works out.
>>150554537My boy Kirk beating those allegations.
>>150554734Im on your side, Mr. Statmutt. I just wanted to read your epic takedown of the kiwicel.
>>150554714lots of industrial polution...but nothing that couldnt have been fixed if it werent for all the blacks chasing the money away
>>150554706Trip on, Temujin.
>>150553131Justin Herbert being the fifth best QB in the league but never getting that acknowledgement because the chargers are a dumpster fire is absolutely hilarious
>>150554710Mahomes had 2 playoff losses to Brady by age 28
>hfw I talk about My Commies
New gridiron heights just made an Aaron Rodgers “I really really like women” joke Which one of you did this
>>150554286I kind of agree, these modern qbs eat a lot of scheming- I was watching an 07 Brady highlight reel and his accuracy and ball placement is legit the best I’ve ever seen, I watched a 2024 Josh Allen highlight after and I was not impressed, a lot of bad throws saved by spectacular receiver catches and his best throws were pretty much tossing it to someone who’s alone
>>150554772SAAR DELETE THIS YOU BASTARD BLOODY SAAR MAHOMES IS BETTER THAN BRADY BASTARD BEACH
Derek Carr being the fifth best QB in the league but never getting that acknowledgement because the Raiders are a dumpster fire is absolutely hilarious.
>>150554800You realize Brady didn't have that breakout season until he was 30 and had Randy Moss who is arguablly the greatest WR of all time. Moss was such a game changer that a black backup QB led the league in TDs (39) before he teamed up with Brady for his historic 50 TD season. If a black backup QB did 39 with Moss obviously Brady was going to dominate with him. Let's wait until Allen is 30 years old before comparing them.
>>150554809Show me a single instance of a Brahmin talking like this. Our English tends to be immaculate, superior even to that of native tongues.
Wow. Powerful. Aura.
I miss her NFL game analysis :(
>>150554810Dudes been retired for like 2 months and you're already having false memories of him. Only league he'd be top 5 in is one where there's a team named after Dwayne Johnson
>>150554810carr got all the attention he deserved from the bench. got to play to be great
>>150554518That is extremely rude. Apologize. Now.
I want to fuck the elf
>>150553392
Name a more generational aura loss than when the kiwicel got his bussy plapped and plonked in the sweltering summer of ‘17
>>150554810He couldn’t do it in the saints hmmm
>>150554828I literally smoked cigs for all of my 20s yet the first time I smoked a cigar people had to grab it out of my hand and tell me to stop inhaling. If experienced smokers like me didn't know any better than how the fuck do these virgin lunged QBs know better. They are fucking up their lungs and inhaling cigar smoke.
Inhale this bussy smoke
>>150554832Wow. Powerful. Aura.
>>150554499It's the Detoilet kiwi desperately trying to bait Chiefs fans as usual, dw about it
>>150554845KIWI'S BOOTY STATUS:[x] BLASTED[_] NOT BLASTED
Does Minnesota have the best fanbase?
>>150554845Whoa whoa, did this really happen?
Arch Manning will drop to the second round, maybe lower with how he’s playing in UT
>>150554865Fuck escalators
>>150554844I like when people started realizing that African tribes didn't wear t-shirts not because they're poor but because they live in a tribe in hot ass Africa and us shipping our garbage over there is only helping to add to their pollution problems that they can't fix because they're poor.
>>150554871Let him cook
I have a 250 word essay due in an hour I completely forgot about over the long weekend. Im so fucked
Not healthy to be this obsessed with another poster imo
Does anyone have the webm of Lamar Jackson running off the game because he shit himself
>>150554887Awww, are they picking on your crush Temuqueen?
Im so excited for football that I cant stop pacing my apartment. Why does it have to take so long bros…
>>150554887
>>150554865She's lucky it wasn't one of those escalators in China that eat you if you so much as barely step directly onto a step
>>150554896
>>150554871I don't know why he's even being considered as someone ready for the draft in the first place. He's still a Junior
I thought this was supposed to be a normie board what the fuck is going on, why is everyone talking about some New Zealander and his “bussy”? What relevance does this bear to football?
>>150554686>My team is finally a top 10 teamDamn bros, so this is how it feels.
bahamanon was correct when he said that reddit had better football discussion. This general is complete ass and if I wasn't banned from reddit I'd be posting there.
>>150554910based autistic latina sticking up for her man, yaaassss slay queen!
My Raidies
Reminder that Temujin is an autistic 6 foot 215lbs latina Raiders fan living in northern California and my wife!
Nigga who asked
>>150554930We prefer Latinx. Get it right, gringo!
Temujin and the kiwi sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
>>150554934she lives in your wife? that’s kind of hot
You can't go 10 minutes without posting about me kek this is gonna be a fun season with so many dedicated autists. I have my own little fan club
zesty bussy>CAPTCHA: YYSSS
>>150554928No one’s gonna believe me but I was the first anon that started the Reddit has better x discussion and took it to other gennys. Anons ran off with it. It was supposed to be a shitpost
>AuraNone of you fuckers were watching Chiefs games 5-6 years ago. You only tuned in once they became a dynasty and Mahomes transitioned into a Brady-style game manager. You didn't see those first 5 years of him playing like a god. All of us who witnessed his greatness came to the same conclusion that this is different from anything we've seen, he was gunslinging like prime Farve, but was protecting the football like Rodgers, yet somehow got better during the playoffs and was clutch like Brady.We could be down by 14 points in the 4th quarter and not a single Chiefs fan would be concerned because Mahomes was inevitable. Every other week him or Kelce had a clutch comeback win that made us all say WTF did I just watch. He's lost more aura than Jalen ever had.
>You can't go 10 minutes without posting about me kekBecause you never take 10 minutes off to stop baitingNobody else is here all day by the way, it's different people that you samefag against in shifts
>>150554952Trip on, pussy. Or are you still scared of bitchknees and the janny crew?
>>150554848its not that its bad for your lungs. its just too much smoke and makes you sick
>>150554932Based
>>150554959I believe you
Reddit has better football discussion. All I see here is bussy discussion, revolving around one New Zealander. Reddit probably has better bussy discussion too.
>>150554959Please kill yourself but first go back you massive faggot
>>150554825Bruh we've all called customer support before
>>150554977Reddit for sure has better bussy discussion
>>150554972Clear OPI
Tom Brady.Patrick Mahomes.
Jayden Daniels is going to be MVP this year. Don't @ me.
>>150554972Hows it going babe?
>>150554972Temuqueen
>>150553720I love Trump so much
>>150554972>No flagFootball was so much more based in the Oakland days
>>150554934Everyone here is autistic
probably the lowest iq general on this websiteI’ll see you faggots on friday
>>150554996You mean Jalen Hurts.
>>150554968Whitest Italian woman
>>150555007Except for buqme.
>>150554990No, we are not doing this again nearly a decade after the fact. If that dumbass runs into Cooper and falls down that's his own fault.
>>150555009>anon leaves>IQ of general improvesSeems like a (you) problem
>>150554970Kekek
>>150555021Damn babe spicy take
don’t reply to me sukhdeep
Raiders fans are so sad they post highlights from games they LOST.
>>150553131I 100% agree and as an Eagles fan the Eagles Cowboys games are top tier kino when they're in the middle of the season with time to hype it up. No one even cares about the rivalry aspect of this because everyone is just excited for football to be back.
>>150555036Aww poor baby
Sukh this bussy deep
>>150555040Temuqueen is autistic, please understand.
>>150555044Nobody is excited because they know its an automatic L for Cowfags. Even counting for divisional fuckery Cowfags will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory somehow. I just know it.
Statmutt and his goat debates were the only factors keeping this genny from devolving into retarded shitposting. Apologize.
>>150555060>>150555066GOTTEM
>>150555074
>>150555073Most opening games should be an easy win for the champ though.
>>150555074More like the retard drove away all the interesting posters with his low iq spam
>>150555021He literally shoved him from behind like a typical Raider coward
>>150555074This but unironically.
>>150555074nigga you caint be serious
>>150555031Nigga scared of a fucking east coast chomo KWAB
this cat never got a contract, fucking wild
>>150555060>>150555066>deleted postEffeminate tripfag is effeminate
Kiwi you're an international fan. you will never be one of us.
>>150555074/nfl/ should just go away during the offseason like real football
>>150555111Temuqueen is fragile ok?
W-what about me?
>>150555118Damn, I wanted to like Jack Jones so much
>>150555118You could also just touch grass for the summer and come back in september.
>>150554964I was because as a Niner fan I was rooting for punished Smeth to get some redemption after that faggot Harbaugh stole his chance at a super bowl. That's why I know the "this is all because of Mahomes" mystique is overblown. Because that team was pretty fucking good with Smith. Yeah, Mahomes made them better, but they were like 80% of the way there already. Dude had the ideal starting situation which is why the presumption that you can extrapolate to infinity from his first few years is so, so presumptuous.
All of the intelligent posters leave during the off-season. That’s why you see the kiwicel spamming incessantly and why the Russian browns fan has been missing in action.
>>150555074I dunno I kinda like seeing the kiwifaggot getting bullied into removing his trip by bradysknee.
>>150555091>shovedLMAOMaybe on planet retard
Kek
>>150555125You're not an insane shut-in posting here full-time, and you also made pizza. You're class in my book
>>150554977
>>150555131
Starting today we’re calling Temujin Temuqueen ok?
>>150555125You're cool
Speaking of deleted posts>Rent-free
>>150555125You weren't mugged and hospitalized in the sizzling September of 2017.
>>150555145Notice the downward motion of his arms as the Chief is unexpectedly felled? Yeah, that's called a shove, and it's an OPI. You lost.
He was a coach. He was primate.Can I make it any more obvious?
>>150555131Feel so bad for Smith. Drafted into a awful situation then benched when the team got good. That playoff game vs the Saints is probably my all time favorite game.
>>150555106What a jumpscare of a score at the end
>>150555188Looks like he's starting the motion of reaching up for the ball to me.
TEMUQUEEN
>>150555205>>150555211GOTTEM AGAIN COACHHH
>>150555170Call me crazy but I still say based Smeth makes at least one or two of those conference championship games if he keeps the job. That team was on its way up with or without Mahomes.
>>150555211Hi bb wan sum fuk?
>>150555223>smeth>basedkek, choke artist incarnate
>>150555214injuns don't look like that
>>150555214I should make it clear, this is some other Italian flag posting this AI slop
Sure is summer around here
>>150555220L O N D O NONDON
>>150555223He's remembered through rose-tinted glasses, many times throughout his tenure people called for Chase Daniel to start. He had some decent regular season results mainly because of Jamaal and then Tyreek, but he wasn't a quarterback capable of a playoff run
Don't believe Temuqueen's lies, she's a woman.
>>150555125You need to stop relying on stats and instead rely on eyetest. You gain our respect by watching games instead of just looking at charts. Mahomes is playing objectively better than he was in 2018 but you would never know that since you only look at stats. Go watch tape of his 2018 season and compare it to today. His ability to read defenses, footwork, and route progression is better.Also, i like that you're using code to generate charts but apply yourself. Get into AI. Make AI model predictions. >>150555131That's more of a case of the AFCW being soft back then. I also don't think Smith is bad he just wasn't clutch in the playoffs.
I’ve been saving particularly bad /nfl/ threads lately. This one is going into the collection.
>>150553131Cůckbois equals rating$ gold thank$ to their >itsouryear fanbase
>>150555240Yeah your shining real bright right now son.
>>150555224>>150555241Denver
>>150555125
>softlock reports instead of responding to them>post off-topic posts all the fucking time despite being a janny or modDo better; you're in a position to make this place better, but you're one of the reasons it's not good.
>>150555261MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
>>150555234No one cares fag you probably live in Basilicata kek
There is honest to God NFL football this week.
Bo Nix ____ __ ______?
>>150555234Make one of those charts but only include data from when Brady was Mahomes' age.
>>150555263You better watch out, he might have a melty right before the season starts.
>>150555211lol gay
If Bo Nix was Black, he would speak E Bo Nix.
>>150555296Plays for Denver?
>>150555256Kiwi got bullied for most of the previous thread and banhammered so he switched on his VPN and shitted up this thread with webm spam.
>>150554786Bitches love my 'skins
>>150555301When I say Temu, you say queen.Temu
>>150555292zitto, terrone
If you don't recognize that Peyton Manning is the GOAT QB then you are part of the problem
>>150555318QUEEN!
>>150555306Is that Kyle Orton lol
Why do people keep claiming that bo nix is 1-6 against playoff teams? He’s actually 2-5, he destroyed the Chiefs in week 18.
dubz and cowboys suffer terrible injuries and blow their season like they always do and 'boys posters fuck off
Rams are gonna cook with those two first round picks next year
>>150555318QUEEN
>>150555131>HarbaughHe's a good coach.
>>150555312And he's still scared to tripcode at the moment KWAB.
reffies own ya!
>>150555319Seething poorfag lmao
>>150555333Checked and true
>>150555321I wanna fuck this smug goat
>>150555319So which team do you rep?
>Y-YOU'RE HERE ALL DAY!!>REEEEEEEEE WHY DIDN'T YOU POST FOR 13 HOURS YOU'RE NOT IN NEW ZEALAND YOU'RE USING VPN'S YOU'RE EVERYONE EVERY POST IS YOU STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOWWWWWW!!!!!!Yea, I'm thinking it's a total schizophrenic meltdown from lil bro
>>150555365Bengals
>>150555333Digits confirm
>>150555292based>>150555319cringe
>>150554493I memed Altmyer but I watched him make a throw in a highlight vid that I thought was really nice. Maybe he can be an early day 2 kind of guy.
>>150555373Cool.
kiwicuck still ducking an east coast chomo janny kek what a mugged bitch
>>150555292Damn, even his fellow italians don't care about him.
My boy Shadeur about to make you eat your words this Sunday. Finna boutta make the Bengals his BITCH
Browns will finish ahead of the Steelers.
>>150555367I mean, you really are here all day though.
You guys scared Temuqueen away.
>>150555407And that's just under the kiwi flag lol he's also putting in work on an American flag
>>150555304bo nix isnt black?
>>150555402Maybe on planet retard
Kings of the North.
new thread>>150555388>>150555388>>150555388
>>150555214>>150555292Give her a cock bulge
>>150554887Yeah you tell em babe
New in a few >>150554842>>150554842>>150554842
>>150555438Fraid not
>>150555255>he just wasn't clutch in the playoffsSmeth actually played better in the playoffs. I agree with >>150555197 that that Saints game was one of the most kino games I've ever seen and he had 378 yards and 4 tds as a Chief in a wild card game he lost 45-44. I don't think Mahomes has many games better than either of those
>>150553439clearly ai
150555438Not NFL general>>150555444ACTUAL New
>>150555447Yeah dude Mahomes isn't much better than Alex Smith great post, a true /nfl/ intellectual
Someone make a real general. I gotta clear the timer and trust me you don't want me making it
are we using split threads for the afc and nfc? we should have split threads for all 8 divisions.
>>150555251>he wasn't a quarterback capable of a playoff runHe was one muffed punt away from making the super bowl with the niners. You don't remember because you were probably 12 at the time
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