Season starts Thursday
• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Most division titles of all time in 20s• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs~
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>150555477Fuck off.
>>150558306kek just like my 80yo grandma
Harry Colon gotcha swollen?
>>150558306LOL
>>150558360who?
CHIEFYFRAUDYCHIEFYFRAUDYCHIEFY FRAUDY
>pictures of essays
>>150558384lel queefs on suicide watcg
bearsies
starting to come around to the idea of splitting the thread, what do we have to lose?
Young Bussey was an American hero.
split this bussy
>>150558384Many are saying this
>>150558384>Words can't meme Kek
>>150558403gonna start making team gennies too desu
Many are saying this bussy
split this Colon
>This time next week Rams will be 1-0 Pretty gud feel
>>150558415Should do divisions and conferences. Teams gets too circle jerky and there's no one to sincerely call a stupid nigger in them
>>150558421There is only one GOAT Colon in sports.
>>150558418
MapartmentsMacondoMaduplexMamansionMadwelling
Jannysknee, can you give us state flags already? I want to see how many lifelong chiefs fans of 6 years or something actually live in Missouri.
>>150558448You know ball
>>150558456He's done for the day, made kiwibitch abandon his tripcode.
>>150558457Nah you do.
>>150558454hehe muttlovers BTFO
>>150558435Make it so.
>>150558450The opposite would be a Vick or Pick
They gave the UK individual flags for the countries that make up the United Kingdom (England, Wales, Northern Ireland, the Isle of Mann, and Scotland). We really should have state flags already.
>>150558508Let 'em know on irc.
>I'm the best QB by age twenty ni-ack
>>150558456>350 byte "pics" of 25 flags with blue field and yellow accent
>>150558508WALES got a flag? Fucks sake.
>>150558044
>>150558508Wasn't that only for the world cup?
>>150558456>bitchknees >ever doing anything useful All he does is post rape fantasies 24/7 kek he freaked out the other day at the Italian accusing him of being me just because he asked if he was Jewish. Absolutely mindbroken Asperger's Syndrome paedophile
Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>150558531just hover over it
>>150558548
>>150558531Most of those flags have been phased out by now. Minnesota has a shitty new flag that looks like a bank logo.
>>150558564Think of the heckin' phoneposterinos!
>>150558576kek
>>150558548>>150558567Youngcuck, your response?
>>150558576Looks nice to me. Plus it triggers rightoids because it's blue or something.
Let the comeback begin Sunday
>>150558589Dont need one, hes the seething snowbaby spamming webms trying to prove a point
>>150558588They’re not beating the Minnesomalia accusations.
>>150558576>shitty flag>shitty team >gay cheerleaders>George Floyd>SomaliansMinnesota just cannot stop losing.
>>150558605>chokers in A and B tier lmao
>>150558597Nigga looks like a milk dud.
>>150558605Ravens should be in the A tierCowboys should be in the F tierBengals should be in the C tierSeahawks should be in the C tier
Soon
Bruh, you can’t tell me the league ain’t out here hatin’ on Shiloh. They straight conspirin’ against my boy eject him, fine him, then cut him, all in preseason? C’mon now, that’s a setup. They don’t want him to shine ‘cause they know he different, they know he bringin’ that energy. Other cats wild out way worse and still got jobs, but they makin’ an example outta him. It’s politics, not football, straight up.
>>150558630the most dimeless VP candidate ever too
>>150558643This was maybe the coolest play of the year.Also, Hubbard a kwab.
Hard knocks finale is utter shit
>>150558653I completely forgot about this guy. Dude radiates the opposite of aura.
Ya seething?
>>150558653Walz is good though>inb4 some /pol/ nonsenseRightoid opinions don't matter, they're not people
>>150558643GET OFF ME, HE SAYS.
>>150558576I like it
>>1505586670 SOVL ONLY THE TURDUCKEN LEG HAS SOVL
>>150558605>Bengals above Commanders
TIRED OF SEEING MAHOMES UGLY FUCKING FACE
>>150558605>Commanders below Bengals
Hate is winning in this thread.
>Stafford winning his 2nd ring and a SBMVP and then retire a first ballot HoF after this season in your pathThe truly patrician outcome for this season
>>150558722LET'S GO HATE SCORE SOME FUCKIN TDS
>>150558735keep these ugly soulless uniforms out of the playoffs at all costs, they ruin every game they're in
>>150558673Funniest thing is someone actually genuinely believes this. Man what a world
>>150558722happiness is an affront to nature
>>150558735>Matt Stafford has a ring and your QB doesn't
>>150558704Close your eyes nigga haha
>>150558667So much sovl is hurts going to miss this dynasty next year when he is of to father the future elite
>>150558751>hating the best unis in the leagueCouldnt be me
>>150558775Gradient on the numbers looks like shit.
>>150558741I don’t look like that. I have a full head of hair. Baldness is next to Satanism. Bald people are evil, I am far from bald.
football
>>150558722hate is the chemo that is saving the planet
>football
>>150558576Modern Vexillology and its consequences...
>>150558774>Matt Stafford and Nick Foles have a ringIf you told me this 10 years ago I'd call you retarded.
>>150558770>Staffy wins 2 rings before his old team even sees an OwlI'd be happy with this
>>150558751Rams unis are clean
>>150558784>>150558795make some good posts, please?
>>150558775the bone whites with the clean white patches looked like a 2005 fubu jersey some trailer trash washed in well water 20 times too many
>>150558754We get it, you hate feeding starving school children. This is a football thread. Normally this league helps starving children by giving them team merch from the losing team.
>>150558803Because they're domebabbies. More like tentbabbies, even.
>>150558781At least its no Bics digital clock font. Small nitpicks
>>150558576This is a great flag design and the fact people with blue colorblindness seethe about Somalia or something just tips the iceberg. Makes you wonder how they post on an yotsuba b board
>>150558770But >my QB does have a ring
Giants really thought hiring a bald head coach was a good idea, what a plonked franchise.
I got 'jak'ed
>>150558809The full set is better than the fan apparel, unironically its one of my favorite looks.
>Bald HCs
>>150558843boohoo lil nigga
>>150558643Nooo why aren't you talking about your team? You're clearly a Lions fan!
>>150558831its a nice flag but its silicon valley somalian u brownoid
>>150558840>>150558850Isn't andy bald?
>>150558809welcome to the bone zone buddy
Imagine your bald fatass head coach yelling at you during halftime. Blud really thinks he has the team’s respect. Nobody respects bald people.
>>150558840>he's still trying to make this a thingTurn off the VPN and work on your sleep schedule
i have thoughts about becoming a raider fan. it makes sense. my a's moved to vegas and im slowly getting turned off by sf. drafting jeanty just makes it feel like a fresh start.
>>150558831t. coping bulbhead kangzfag
>>150558871We say that word here now
>>150558889>go from bad team to worse teamkek
>>150555477Threadly reminder that Patrick Mahomes:>lost to Tom Brady in the AFCCG in KC>lost to Tom Brady in the super bowl where he produced zero (0) offensive touchdowns>lost another home playoff game to the Bengals>Got blown out in the super bowl again and trailed by 34 at one point>hasn't thrown for even 30 touchdowns the last two seasons and is carried by defense and refball
>>150558871I’m not the kiwi. I just think plonked is a funny word. A broken clock is right twice a day. The kiwi doesn’t use vpns and always comes back with a New Zealand flag.If you’re obsessed with the guy to the extent where you suspect any American flag to be him using a vpn, you should know how to identify his posting habits and recognize that nobody else talks like him. You’re more mentally ill than he is.
>>150558889Stay away from my fucking wife
>83-101 record without tom BradyIs he the most overrated coach in NFL history?
>>150558914Thanks for that reminder anon
>>150558926no one rates Bill Belishart anymore
>>150558924Temuqueen is mine, bucko.
>thread getting filtered by kino asthetic ZB O N E N E
>>150558815>game suspended because of lightning>in a dome>in southern california>during the 1st season that fans are allowed to attend games
nah that shit is ugly
>>150558946it's plastic and artificial and looks like shit, dawg
>>150558953It's not even enclosed. They get marine layer fog in there.
>defensive HCquite literally ngmi
>>150555451
>>150558966Imagine all the birds shitting everywhere.
>>150558900>>150558922cringe
>>150558953Did this actually happen?
>>150558954>perfect 5-0 when wearing Bone jerseys and pants with blue socks, and 15-4 overall when wearing their Bone jerseysFootball Gods think otherwise
>>150558946I was about to say I enjoy a shiny helmet but then I realized you bunch of closeted homos might misinterpret that statement
Where can I find an obese female eagles fan like this bros… I think I’m in love. Would push her tush if you understand my implications.
>>150558913Better than hopping on a bandwagon
>>150558999>obesetouch grass
>>150558999courting fat women is NOT a challenge
>>150558986Yeah but I think it was the Chargers which is honestly funnier.
>>150558997>has to police his speech in fear of fagsThe projection is off the charts holy
>>150558999just got to like a family dollar or a walmart in the philly area, or a dollar tree
>>150558999>brown eyes Dropped
>>150558997>afraid of slobbin on some knobgod you're a homo
>>150559040For real, everyone knows that girls only have brown eyes if they let someone shit on them(never put your dick where another man's shit has been) or if they're possessed by a djinn.
>>150558914I like Baker why do you guys force me to humiliate him like this.>>150558322They spammed 40+ webms >>150553752 in this thread yet you said nothing yet I post one image of Mahomes and you get upset. Do you take medication anon?
mahomo wasn't drafted by the browns and traded to the panthersfaggot
>>150559012>courting fat women is NOT a challenge
i don't watch the doggy chiefs games
>>150559106>For real, everyone knows that girls only have brown eyes if they let someone shit on them(never put your dick where another man's shit has been) or if they're possessed by a djinn.
>>150559134When people post these types of images it tells me they’re either underage or some fat incel. In both cases they’re crackers.
Yes. You are all wrong.
>>150559175>t. asshurt queefs fan
>>150558384>>150558399>>150558412>Chiefy fraudy.pngThis image would make sense if 2024 was the first time the Chiefs had a great season but they've been ruling the AFC with an iron fist for the last 8 years. Okay refs and luck explained their success in 2024, now explain 2023, 2022, 2021, etc.......
Anti Baker Mayfield rhetoric will NOT be tolerated.
>>150559181>Yes. >You are all wrong.
>>150559204Baker SUCKS
>>150559201Right...
>>150559138>baker isn't as good because he went to a bad organizationcool, then don't post an image implying he's better then him you dummy.
>>150559216Not an argument. I appreciate your concession
>>150559220You guys arguing the league helped them get to a Superbowl due to Taylor Swift kind of falls apart when you realize she didn't join the team until 2023, so explain why they were successful then.
>>150559245Is she on the 53 man roster?
>>150559224Many are saying this
>>150559243>Not an argument. I appreciate your concession
>>150559245Where did anyone itt mention her you schizo
>>150559245The queefs made it to the owl both years after she opened her rotten tuna can for the ancient tight end wigger. That's 2-2 so far.
>>150559293see >>150558931His pic implies the league wanted the Chiefs in the Superbowl due to Taylor Swift.
>>150559293>Where did anyone itt mention her you schizo
>>150559144>>150559170>>150559216>>150559292Who is this guy? Should I know who he is?
>>150559311>Who is this guy? Should I know who he is?
>>150559304No it doesn't. Schizo.
>>150559321Seriously, who is this potato?
>>150559311Rich Eisein when he was younger you newfag
>>150559326>No it doesn't. Schizo.
>>150559326Okay why is the league pushing the Chiefs to get into the Superbowl. They are a relatively small market. Why wouldn't they push a New York team.
>>150559327>Seriously, who is this potato?
>>150559339Because those fuckers play in New Jersey, or worse, Buffalo.
Melty! Melty! He’s having a melty!!!
>>150559339>small marketFairly meaningless. The answer is Mahomes, though. He's the face of the league or whatever because they know he's marketable. Can let him get exposed.
Can he really do it?
>>150558860Brother half of Europe is just a bunch of vertical or horizontal toothpaste of varying colors, and you aren't bitching about the similarities on those. Reality is the blue is a completely different shade of blue and it represents their snow and ice covered state that's representative of being north in the union well. The dark blue part in the shape of Minnesota is chefs kiss and they've been the Polaris north star state since the 1800s. That said I preferred the Polaris tricolor over the flat blue, the green and white balanced it out better.
>>150559355No. Doesnt make any sense
>>150559355Do what? backup CBs don't play unless there's an injury.Btw, bad decision. He's a better CB than he is a WR. They'd be better off playing him full time at CB and then put him out for a few meme plays a game on offense.
Here are the most loyal fanbases of 2025...Oh nononono no! Chiefs didn't win the west?
>>150558860Your brain is jello
>>150559355Deion Sanders once played in a pro baseball game and pro football game on the same day.
>>150559377Based on... what? Probably some nonsense
>>150559245SAAR
Know your place snow shovelers
>>150559396>With the 2025-26 NFL regular season approaching nearer by the day at U.S. betting sites, the team at Bookies.com wanted to see which NFL fanbases are in it for the long haul – not just for a dynasty team. We created a weighted scoring system that factors in average stadium attendance based on capacity, fan attendance at away games, total X followers and each team’s record from the 2022-24 regular season.
>>150559411>betfagsstopped reading there
>>150559377>Steelers flag waver won
>Jerry only talked to teams that had DTs he likedIf washed Kenny Clark was the one that sold the deal for him I really want to know who the other DTs he would have taken are.
who is the player you would least like to see in a dark alley?
>>150559355It seems like a really bad idea. Surtain has been begging to play both sides and they're wisely keeping him at CB only
>>150559435Who's that wigger with all the tattoos on the Raiders?
>>150559377>be lifelong chiefs fan of 6 years>get upset when some trivial little ranking system exposes youliteral jeet mentality.
>>150559377I went to the Steelers/Ravens immaculate extension game in 2016 and the upper deck was half empty
>>150558922Holy kiwi
>>150559435Aaron Rodgers
>>150558922Deep breaths, not the Kiwi
>>150559377>Patriots>6So many lost souls were trapped for 20 years and now they don't know what to do but nomadically gather to the television sets at the beginning of August/September to take part in the weekly rituals despite their God no longer showing
>>150559304Schizo Alert
>>150559377I expected Dem Boyz to be higher. Steelers, Broncos Patriots and Eagles make sense. Packers should be higher.
>>150559377I already knew I was the only Rasm fag in existence>a whole franchise all to myself that works around the clock to bring me a Super Bowl Parade year in and year outSpecial kind of feel
>>150559354
>>150559387We know
>>150559435Bix Nood
>>150558741>>150558774>>150558784>>150558795Lol >>150553949Back to form
>>150559490Well that and besides the Brady era bandwagoners New Englanders basically have nothing but their sports teams and local history they don't care about.
>>150559439>SurtainDid he do it in College?
>>150559509If this was pre salary cap era Rams would be a dynasty by now
Name the player
Fapping to Brady and/or Romo every Sunday afternoon as they do color commentary is almost back bros !I've got a whole story line going from last season which basically involves them having to drop their pants over the broadcast counter while I buttrape them until they sob overlooking the whole stadium
>>150559534Fuck it, Joe Burrow
pyfwdbwdsb
>>150559534No. Stop trying to bait racism. This is an inclusive general. We have no problem with Ravens fans.
>>150559509So?
Gruden is the only NFL coach I would want to have a beer with. He's a very likeable and entertaining guy but he was a shit coach if we're being honest desu.
>>150559541
>>150559546If I'm the league and I was trying to create a super star I would go with New York teams. Not the Chiefs who are an insignificant market.
pyfwdrgfbwdo
>>150559534Coach
>>150559550I like Gruden but he'd scare away the women. I'd go out for a beer with McVay
>ai shitmakes sense it's equally as soulless as the team
>schizo decided to make not an afc but a afc west generalI actually agreeTemujitroon and mutthomefags should have their own genny with the newfound bruncuckfags and the non-existent chargerfags
>>150559575
>>150559563id go with KC. Easy to sell heartland teams as America's trans then you get NYC and everyone else
>>150559563>muh marketYou're acting like 100% of the "TV households" watch football. The limiting factor is not the population size of the city.
>>150559545Based
>>150559532>If this was pre salary cap era Rams would be a dynasty by nowIsn't the Broncos owned by the Walmart family. They'd outspend any billionaire owner if there was no salary cap.>>150559593can wait until we invade panama and silence 3rd world shits such as yourself once and for good
>>150559527No, maybe he did in highschool but in his college and NFL career he was always a corner
>>150559625Spotted the schizo
>>150559625Rams front office is lightyears better than the Bumcos so it would even itself out over time
is he autistic?
>>150559609Those are just fairweathers tuning into the Chiefs after they became a dynasty.The Cowboys hanging in there at the top despite being shit for decades is a testament to how popular they are. They have real fans unlike the Patriots who left them as soon as they stopped winning.
>>150559532>I don't want to compete I just want to buy ringsWhy am I not surprised Rams fans are bitch made like this.
>>150559625If there was no cap and Walmart could have anyone play for them I think they'd only have gone after Saquon and Micah Parsons. They seem pretty content with their roster. They're trying to bolster their run game that has been weak for a long time and everyone wants the Broncos top 3 defense back
>>150559659das rite
>>150559685Lol if you don't count salary cap owls, Rams are the premier team of their division
>>150559685Spotted the brokie
>>150559668Can u do raiders and lakers?
>>150559128The webms depict actual football plays which is the most on-topic thing you can post in a football thread. Crying about just proves you aren't interested in actual football but it's not like we didn't already know that
The absolute fatigue in George's eyes
Almost time 49ersDownfall continues
>>150559741You'll get Raiders and Aces, chud.
>>150559660Ok so you agree it's independent of the total population of the city?
>>150559454>>150559480I'M THE KIWI
>>150559743Too much of anything is bad. I like sex, pizza, and icecream but if someone tried to give me it 40 times in 2 hours I wouldn't want it. It was spam.
>>150559792If the NFL ever wants to reach a new level of ratings they need a big market New York team. That way you get the huge outsider market and the huge domestic market. Chiefs only have the outsider market.
>Ynr Vegas is Greater LA memeWonder if that guy offed himself or got deported finally cause I havent seen that thread pop up in years
>>150559766Nah fuck this guy he could've done great things with his money instead he cried in a corner and married a brown
>>150559659Yes. Other symptoms, he has a hard time getting along with other people, he relies a lot on quotes to say things, and he insists on wearing the same outfit all the time.
>>150559766He's thinking about Episode IX and how much he hated it
>>150559406This is the game that cemented his greatness for me- even tho they got btfo the next week by all intensive purposes everything aligned for the Bills to finally get over the hump and have their moment and Pat just said “nah.” Lol- supremely based
>>150559820A very wealthy brown lady though. I even saw exclusive baby yoda socks at their training camp store so he even makes money off her being part of the Walmart ownership group
>Miller is starting Uhh commandersbros
>>150559874They'll only put him in sometimes like the Bills did. If they're smart at least. Von is so fucking old
>>150559780
>>150559879I'm surprised he's still playing he most owe debts
>>150559874the commie collapse is the 2nd most predictable thing that will happen this season
>>150559874>Ertz>Miller>WagerIs this 2014?
>>150559885What about Marshon lattimore how is he still there lol
>>150559780He isn't even on the team anymore.
>>150559884I was going to ask what the first most predictable thing is but I think I know
>>150559885God, I wish it was 2014
>>150559884My most predictable collapse it the Titans completely ruining Cam Ward's potential
>>150559914That isn't going to be fully completed this season though.
>>150559906This but 1994
>>150559899it do be like that
>>150559884I think Wilson's about to drop moonballs to nabers on them this Sunday
>>150559899Sauce on reaction pic?
>>150559934Don't get your hopes up, anon. You should just hope that Dart replaces Russ by week 4
>Super Bowl 53 was the most boring game ever>It was Brady and Brady only
>>150559885the snyderman marches on
>>150559993>Brady is a System QB that would suck on another team
Imagine if game 1 Titans/Broncos if they both wore retros. If only.
>>150560037I'm an oil mayun
>>150560037it's a shame the titans are hellbent on being the least aesthetically pleasing team in the league, their navy helmets are garbage.
I need to know are the Ravens a lock against the Bills.
>>150560055They should at least give the rights to the Oilers name and uniforms to the Texans if they're not going to use them. Those are some great uniforms but the Texans and Titans both look like ass instead of that.
>>150558926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltTKxqXzzIQ
>>150559741
>>150555451ahem sweaty, the real actual season starts Friday in Brasil
>>150560063Didn't the Texans just update their uniforms or was that just an alternate? I think the NFL only lets you change up your basic lineup every 5 years. I think Walmart is annoyed about that because of how much people liked the retros over their new uniforms and now they have to wait to make it a default.
>>150560103The NFL really wanted a Cowboys humiliation ritual as the season opener for some reason. Still should be pretty funny.
>>150560104I don't know, man. I just know that the Texans brand and colors are the most soulless in the league.
When I was at the bar on Sunday, some dude was trying to watch wrestling and we all told him to turn that fake shit off lmao.
>>150560058Yes, now post your slip.
I actually like uniforms options that are white jerseys and white pants. I think it looks sleek and clean. Im surprised so many people hate it.
>>150560115Nah, it's close but that would have to go to the nu LA Rasm. They completely ruined their uniforms and their logo
The only legitimate SB favorites are the Chiefs, Eagles, Ravens. Bite me.
I hope the Eagles win by over 9000. Fuck Jerry Jones.
>>150560138What about K9 Vanquish Soul?
Notice how the opener is the American Eagles vs the American Cowboys
>>150560138what happens if one of illegitimate teams ends up winning the SB?
>>150560131The buccs do all white at home all the time just because of the heat in the early season. There is an aesthetic to all white yeah but sometimes it's a home field advantage thing in hotter stadiums
>>150560138>one of the favorites is a team who can't even win their own fucking conferencelol lmao even
>>150560138It's going to be a meme teamPerhaps even the Denver Broncos
>>150560148Panthers too
>>150560069Thank you
>>150560138i think the Bills and Ravens are pretty even. I'd put them both over the Chiefs if not for the choking hazard. But yeah, no other NFC team is good.
>>150560160I left the Bills out for a reason
all white looks good with non-white socks, unless you have a white helmet then you can go all white
What's the threshold for a blowout? 17 points (3 possessions), or more?
>>150560153Broncos only had 2 wins against teams with QBs that are still starters in this league. They had the most fraudulent schedule of 2024.
>>150560159
>>150560131some of the greatest unis are all white. the texas longhorn all whites are sex incarnate. the cardinals all whites are great, the dolphins all whites are great, the white tiger bengals and all white packers from last year are amazing too
>>150560169I think a little more. Maybe 24?
>>150560171they had a rookie qb with memes for weapons
>>150560138If we're being real the only teams in the AFC are the Bills and Ravens. The Chiefs aren't on the same level but they've been able to win thanks to both being lucky and refball.The NFC has too many teams with the Eagles standing at the top. There's the Vikings, the Packers, the Bucs and the Rams all ready to step in if the Eagles stumble at all.
>>150560179>texicans>whitelel
>>150560171This. They're in the Fraud Zone.
>>150560190that team they got is full of white bois
>>150560187mims and sutton aren't that badthey also had an elite oline and defense
>>150560192>CommandersJayden bros.................................................................................................................................................................................................
>>150560195the race of the team and players is irrelevantthe race of the fans is what mattersthis is how it always works
>>150560188>Vikings, PackersFraud shitters>BucsDeeply flawed but can win on any given Sunday, especially at home>RamsGood young roster but this is probably the year Stafford is finally toast. It would take some miracles, and also they would have to hope the Eagles get bounced in the first round because they can't beat them.
And the Dolphins designed their stadium like this to drench the visiting team in the sun
>>150560192the chiefs chargers and bengals losses in the second half were all legit riggitini jobs. chiefs got their meme FG block, chargers got pulled from a coffin by the refs to score like 21 straight in the second, and peyton got a call from goodell so he went for a tie against the shit bengals defense when hes at half field. if anything the broncos were better than their record
>theythem traniels
Do the Bills even win 4 games without Josh Allen?
>>150560200Yeah. Jayden is good as hell but they did not have any impressive wins (and many of their wins against shitters could easily have been losses).
oh kek you meant the jersey color not skin color
>>150560207>woulda shoulda couldaThey also had a meme 10-9 win over the Jets, and beat the Chiefs' backups.
>>150560210Bills oline is elite. A QB really only needs an OL to win games because even WR4s will get open if given enough time.
>>150560210You can say that about any team that’s not in poverty
>>150560209You tried
>>150560192
>>150560206Just bring some tents lol. What, is >your owner cheap?
>>150560206Good. Teams should have a homefield advantage.
>>150560223they also clapped baker "i smoked both the lions and eagles" mayfield
>>150560192Which other ones need asterisks? I'm talking real asterisks, like backup QB asterisks. Not whiney shit like "oh, but what if the wind was blowing a little to the left" or "but the backup waterboy had the sniffles."
is there a gayer team
>>150560237So? The Buccs lost to the Falcons twice. They got beat by Cooper Rush.
>>150560236That's why I think domes are dumb. Southern teams should use the sun to their advantage, the Bills already have the possible snow advantage and the Broncos have the altitude advantage. Green Bay also has the winter weather advantage. Controlled environments are dumb if you want a homefield advantage
>>150560250kangz
>An NFL play is now sponsored. Of course, it’s the Tush Push (presented by DUDE Wipes)oy vey, just ban it...
>>150560250Non-story, but keep reaching
>>150560262Go design some arm punt plays, Matt
>>150560250It's gay because I used to have a soft spot for the Eagles since I was a kid and saw that Mark Wahlberg movie Invincible and they killed Tom Brady in the Owl. Now they're getting a bit annoying
why do spics seethe about the eagles so much
>>150559946Honestly have no idea. Some anon posted it in another thread and it had something to do with the chargers so I put good 'ol Boltman in it. I think it's some korean freaking out after he lost an e-sports match or something
Basically we are going undefeated to the superb owl and surprising everyone
>>150560287Ayo
>>150560297i'm not actually in palestine kek i just use the flag to make jews mad
>>150560138>RavensGuys...should we tell him?
>>150558456>Jannysknee, can you give us state flags already? I want to see how many lifelong chiefs fans of 6 years or something actually live in Missouri.most chiefs fans are hispanics in the southwest supporting mahomes because he's a brown mutt like them
>>150558456There's something called moving you low IQ poorfag. Not everyone stays in the same place their entire life.
>>150558643
>ChiefsKing dropped outKek what a faggy casual
>>150558643#94 should have been forced into retirement after that play.I mean for fuck's sake, if you're a defensive lineman and you have a straight shot at a qb who's panicked, backpedaling and probably 50 pounds lighter than you and he stiffarms you into the dirt like prime Derrick Henry then you just can't do your fucking job. What fucking use are you at that point? Absolutely shamefur dispray
>>150560275>Now they're getting a bit annoyingYou're just saying that because they aren't le plucky underdogs anymore. Happens every time.
>>150560333He was never a real fan.
>>150560336Zoomers don't know how to tackle
>>150560250Wow. Powerful. Aura.
>>150560336>white DEs>>150560363Sam Hubbard was born in 1995
>>150560234
>>15056036730 is ancient gamer age according to media heads
>>150560336I don't know what their weights are now, but coming out of college Hubbard had 3 inches and 54 lbs on him. Their wingspans are almost exactly the same though.
The Bills and Josh Allen are ridiculously overrated and I’m tired of pretending they’re not. Quite literally a team full of bitches with no depth.
>>150560391They have a great roster other than WR and the secondary. Add an MVP-level QB and you objectively have a contender.
Andy Reid's disdain for the run game limits his potential. He doesn't realize running the ball makes it easier to throw. When the Chiefs had a running back coach as their OC they looked unstoppable.
>>150560397>MVP-level QBLol lmao
>>150560397>Add an MVP-level QBAllen is a rare example of the MVP voters getting it wrong. Everyone on ESPN and FS1 was sucking off Allen and the MVP voters got peer pressured into voting for him despite his lackluster stats, losing the head to head against other MVP candidates, and not being close to the 1 seed.
All dem boyz fans convinced they won the trade have become awfully quiet now the games are close
Every MVP winner had one of the following• Best seed in their conference• Great stats (i.e., stats in the top 3)• Won head to head against other MVP candidatesAllen didn't do any of these in 2024
>>150560438He did beat Lamar
>>150560171>>150560198>>150560192they really need to ban you jeets from the internet
>>150560451Lamar beat Allen 35-10 when they played in the 2024 regular season. The MVP vote is a regular season only award and is made before the playoffs.
>>150560590This is cope. He won because he beat him in the playoffs, regardless if it's a regular season award or not.
>>150559668Two Transamerica Pyramids?Still better than that ribbed dildo Salesforce tower.
>>150559766Star Wars past pictured with Star Wars present
Patty Cuckitini
Who are your top 3 qbs if you have to build a team from scratch?
LESS THAN 48 HOURS BEFORE FOOTBALL HAVE YOU PLACED YOUR BETS AND STARTED EDGING YET,? I SEE YOU MINA KIMES
Hmm
>>150560819you wont make it to the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpkEm3eQYeI
>>150560814Mahomes, Burrow, Allen.
>>150560438Allen was top 3 in >QBR and >PFF and >DVOA
Whenever my team wins the Superbowl I don't look forward to the season starting up again. I'm still trying to ride that high
>>150561103>double vaginal, oral, and anal
why does NFC attract elite HCs but fraud QBs and the AFC attract elite QBs but fraud HCs (Excluding Andy Reid whom was in both)
>>150561330still super bowl champs until the next one is crowned dum dum
>>150561330I don't plan on losing that high until 2027 at the earliest
Nate Silver is attempting to develop a more complete NFL player projection system (called ELWAY). It isn’t finished, but he has published the results of his historical QB rating analysis using his new QBERT scores.According to his QBERT metrics, the best QB of all time is Steve Young followed by Montana at #2.
only one more sleep before FOOBAWWW
>>150561450Im solving that problem by smoking meth and having sex with men.Go Chiefs
>>150561334>Trevor Lawrence>Deshaun Watson>Daniel Jones>Justin Fields>Pooa>Burrow>not frauds at the very best
>>150561380Cool. But it looks to be a box score stat, which according to him is also bootstrapped to QBR. I'd like him to elaborate on why this should be preferred over EPA or DVOA
>>150561380Hmm, out of all those named players above the league average line one sticks out. Can you figure out which one?
>>150561518I'd like him to highlight peaks instead. Manning's 1998 and 2015 season have zero bearing on how good he was from 2003-2013. That's what we really mean when we say "Peyton Manning".
NFC PREDICTIONS:NFC East: Redskins because fuck PhillyNFC West: Rams will bulshit their way and Seattle will piss it awayNFC South: Bucs.NFC North: Lions by way of tiebreaker
AFC PREDICTIONSAFC East: BillsAFC West: Chiefs because God hates usAFC South: HoustonAFC North: Ravens
WILD CARD PREDICTIONSNFC: Philly, Minnesota, and Green BayAFC: Chargers, Broncos, Pittsburgh (9-8 Supa Bawl is eternal)
ive decided already IT IS BUCCS VS CHIEFSSORRY
It's Bucs.
I'm feeling Dem Gurls causing an upset tomorrow
>>150561380So what are his projections for 2025? I ain't paying for this.
>>150558643The Bengals were in so many fun games. Them having a shitty defense is great for my personal enjoyment, I hope it continues into this year.
>>150558643Can someone explain why that wasn't a face mask by Lamar?
>>150561669Script writer just DM'd me: its KC and Detroit
reminder that while the regular season is rigged, the playoffs are not
>>150561702You can push someone in the face, you can't grab their face mask
>>150561714but
>>150561702>>150561723>le a"""i""" overview Post the actual text if you want to have a discussion
>>150561746Second one I posted was a NFL linkhttps://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/nfl-video-rulebook/facemask/#:~:text=Penalty%3A%20For%20twisting%2C%20turning%2C,also%20an%20automatic%20first%20down.
>>150561723The face mask and the helmet aren't the same thing. You can't grab the face mask, but you can push on someone's head
>>150561763https://youtu.be/4yhzponRIwU?feature=shared&t=935
>>150558306Did it also give him brain damage or was that his default?
>>150561772Are you fucking with me or are you not watching the play in motion? Lamar never grabs the mask, it's two quick pushes away
>>150558384When you make lies or excuses for their “fraud” you look like a weak bitch. Likely was out of bounds week one. They blocked the Broncos kick because that guy kept giving up ground every game. Pittsburgh has no chance that entire game. >t stoolers fanI don’t even like the chiefs. You’re coping like a retard.
>>150561606Nevermind, Lions are siding with troons. Minnesota is winning the North and Chicago is making the wild card.SKOL!
>>150558576I don’t believe that. there’s not even a Somalian in it.
Chiefskiddies are so sensitive>>150561500kek
>>150561795No I'm not messing with you. To me it looks like he grasped or at the very least pushed the facemask
>>150558605>two teams that didn’t make the playoffs above 7 teams that did>burrs, cowboys, logins with playoff teams
>>150558673>putting tampons in boys bathrooms is good
>>150558630You forgot>bulbhead GM
>>150561835Who cares? The fact that you melt down over it is funny, at least.
>>150561847>he supports taxpayer money being used to give tampons to boys
>>150561818I know what the rule says, but you're allowed to touch the facemask. They don't call the penalty unless it's egregious (you're clearly using the facemask as leverage to pull the person one way or another).
>>150561901How much do you think it costs lol
I understand why you're asking, I legitimately have no idea why that's in the rules without a written exception. It's 100% never called on a ball-carrier as long as they don't curl their fingers.
Walz sucks balz
>>150562023U mad, weirdo?
>>150561835>>1505619011. That's not what his law did. It does not mandate tampons have to be put in boys bathrooms.2. Who cares? You get worked up over the smallest, dumbest things.
I can't wait for Cris Collinsworth to immediately start fellating Mahomes as soon as the Eagles vs Cowboys game starts
He's him
Which NFL team is the equivalent of Sydney Sweeney?And which is the equivalent of Hunter Schaefer.
>>150562083This highlight reel reminds me of Wentz
>>150562022Thats all that really matters. Anyone that knows ball knows what the fuck a stiff arm is.
>>150562092Fuck off
>re-signed all the major players>fired garbage coaches and made great (on paper) replacenents>usually inept FO actually came out on top and resolved inane contract drama>decent FA signings and sneaky-good signings after the final cutsUnironically and objectively had the best offseason.
>>150562083reminds me of Bo Nix
>>150562111so its guaranteed benguls beating the browns right?
>>150562045Lol no, I voted for Trump
>>150562135And yet you can't stop seething
>>150559355Any can start on both sides. But no, he can’t do it at starter level play. Maybe a few games at most.
>>150562111Walk me through the ways the defensive roster got better (because that's all that matters)
>>150562141Nigga a troon shot up a catholic school in Walz's state.
>>150562107Found the trooned out Choofs fan
>>150558605Swap GayleBears/Chorgers, Buccos/Whiners, not a bad list otherwise
My girlfriend always sleeps over on Fridays and she's bringing her DS so she can play Pokemon while I watch Chiefs at Chargers
>>150562221HGSS or Platinum?
>>150562221Anon.. we know you're a fag. No need to pretend any longer.
>>150562158>/pol/-brained nazi rightoid shot up a schoolNothing new
>>150562233She refuses to ever finish HGSS for some unknown reason, she's made it to Kanto like a dozen times and never beat Red. I think she just likes shiny hunting more than battlingI'm pretty sure she's playing X or Y now
>>150562150They kept Trey and Hill, and made marginal improvements signing Slayton and Burks. Despite his retardedness in picking an agent, Shemar Stewart actually looked not bad in the preseason. All he needs to do is help stop the run and he'll fit right in. Their round 2 pick, Demetrius Knight, may be a steady starter this year.Most importantly though, they fired Lou Amonwhatever who only started washed up veterans and left fresh talent sitting on the bench for 3 quarters a game. Al Golden was the LB coach for the last SB run, so he already knows the system.I'm not saying the Bengals will have an elite defense, but it should be at least marginally better. That's all it needs to be.
>>150562163>Guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
How are my Patriots doing this weekend?
>>150562221whole somehttps://fantasy.espn.com/football/tools/leaguemembers?leagueId=226337524&seasonId=2025One spot left, we draft tonight!
>>150562302depends on if Gonzo's 'hamstring' heals up
How many this season?
>>150558775Absolute dogshit opinion, those uniforms look like they were made exclusively out of Chinese plastic. The numbers alone are disgusting, and that doesn't even account for the terrible shoulder area
>skip bayless reduced to being surrounded by 3 absolutely dumb as a rock blacks and a woman for his new showsad
>>150562413Go to sleep
How delusional is your fanbase
There is one day left until the 2025 NFL season! Let's remember when Seattle didn't give the ball to Marshawn at the one-yard line in Super Bowl XLIX. Patriots win, 28-24.
>>150562444I blame Pete for that but everyone blames Russ
>>150562475to me it's just a failed attempt more than a blunder, pete wanted to put the game in the hands of his qb, which is what you would probably want if you were russ, total trust and support. if beast mode got stopped short people would be shitting on lynch and pete all the same
>>150561529>>150561380>no time for losing(unless it's the superbowl)
My hot take: The Chiefs will miss the playoffs.
My hot take: Chiefs will win the bowl
>>150562668Ice cold.
My honest take: Swifties are faggots
do you guys think the eagles tranny will be spamming tomorrow night? I get fucking banned for saying ONE slur and that faggot is here posting cuck porn
>>150562701Say it to his face
>>150562715Just stop saying slurs.
>>150562715My Eagies are the number one supporter of the BNWO in all of football.
>>150562715maybe if they doubled the janny salary we'd be seeing high quality moderation
>>150562716Get a load of this faggot
>>150562716I will then I'll sue him for assault if he's dumb enough to try anything
[EmpireSportsMedia/Connor Hughes] “I was in the #Giants locker room talking to Jaxson Dart after the preseason game with Jets when Brian Daboll walked over. He shook Dart’s hand, looked him straight in eyes and just said ‘I love you.’ No emotion, no hug. Said it, then walked away."
>>150562787gay
>>150562793"I was in the #PFChangs kitchen talking to the prep cook making that night's General Chang's Chicken when Eddie Lacy walked over, shook the cook's hand, looked him straight in eyes and just said ‘I love you.’ No emotion, no hug. Said it, then walked away."
>>150562249Giving up 40 points a game instead of 45 will surely lead the Bungles to victory
>>150562249>gets murdered by Flacc dragons week 1
>>150559387>onceIt’s a super impressive feat but it was once. Lots of players could play both ways for one game. It’s similar to getting a RB 40+ touches in a game. It’s fine a couple times but it’s not sustainable week to week.
>>150562512No, if one of if not the best power backs in the league at the time couldn't pick up 1 yard on 2 tries no one would be calling it one of the worst play calls in superbowl history.
>>150562787What an actual faggot.
>>150562828we'd be hearing "beast choke" for years like 28-3
>>150562845Turn your monitor on
>>150562787Straightest man in the NE
>>150555433>>150555433>>150555433reuse
>>150562851The only reason it's infamous is because it was a stupid call and Butler made an incredible play, absolutely no one would care about it if the Seahwaks just lost. You mindset works if it were only bitter seahawks fans saying it but people who don't even care about the Seahawks think it was a terrible call. To even think people would care about it like 28-3 is absurd
>>150559534Obviously Travis hunter
>>150560165What reason? Ravens are bigger chokers than the Bills the past 5-6 years.
>>150560207> chiefs got their meme FG block,Can you explain how and why the Broncos rigged the game FOR their division rival? And how a bunch of low IQ niggers kept that a secret?
>>150560250Minnesota and it’s not even close
>>150561847Voters care, apparently. >melt down>nooooo you can’t make fun of a faggot for being a faggotYou’re the one who started this by being unable to handle some mild bants about tampon Tim. If anyone had a meltdown it was you. Your first response was longer and more emotional than me making fun of someone. This type of reaction is exactly why you’re fucked for 2028 also, even if Vance is a relatively weak candidate.
>>150562062> 2. Who cares? You get worked up over the smallest, dumbest things.>says the man who felt obligated to defend mild banter about a politician
>>150562249> Shemar Stewart actually looked not bad in the preseasonIn what ways? I admit I didn’t watch the bengals at all but he had 1 tackle in the preseason. Not exactly a confidence booster about a 1st round pick who lacked production in college.
>>150562716I would call anyone wearing that a faggot if I ever talked to them in person. Yes he could kick my ass. I can also shoot him lol.
>>150562306Draft cancelled, need one more team
