le heckin' B-E-Autiful (Jim Carrey voice) Petco Park edition
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my Metsies :)
this is crazy
>>150560072sorry if you were baking some bread
I sure hope there are no brown people in this thread
>>150560059>What a beautiful ballpark, Gare.
>>150560074I just ignore him
'stros
>>150560078I was going to use this as the pic but MLB started promoting it on their own social media earlier.
>>150560077Why the fuck did he do that? What happened?
>>150560059no other sports has such good looking stadiums as american baseball the looks are copmletley unique beacuse tthey open up to scenes
We need a second NIKKE night to reignite my padres, anything at this point
>>150560081That is him, he wants you to report him to get people range banned. Just hide his posts and continue posting about baseball.
Guys, sports was on today
>>150560090next time
>>150560092and to think some fags want to ruin it by wishing every stadium had a roof
>>150560092Based post
>>150560091
>>150560077this is nuts
>>150560092Teams with roofs will never know this experience lol!
>>150560077This is truly terrifying
baseball o algo
>>150560077>>150560113Framber has lost it. The Padres can have him
>>150560090CHOKE ME HARDER DADDY
>>150560128kek
why is he like this
>>150560113So he ignored the catcher's call and then threw at him like a cunt next pitch? Seems like a massive pile of shit
>when we both somehow get passed by the jints at the last second
>>150560134Sorry. I didn’t know. You gotta forgive me
>>150560146That will never happen but imagine if it did holy kek this place would explode
>Giants are 9-1 in L10>5.0 WCGBhow scared the mets right now? they have the 6th hardest remaining schedule, while the Giants have the 25th. (Though they do play the doggies 7 times)
>>150560155both teams have played terribly, the dodgers since july and the padres since a week or two ago. Jints are only 8 games back and the dodgers blew a 9 game lead already in this season
>>150560155it will happen. and guess which team will slip out of the playoffs?
>>150560163the jints are gonna sweep the doggies and manage to snipe the division. 8.5 games back, playing the division leader 7 times is a good enough margin to take it
>>150560155no chance the dodgers lose their lead over the gints, this is however a huge problem for the mets. Padres also have the easiest remaining schedule.
>>150560163>doggies>beating non-playoff-contending teams
when's the next year this team is making the playoffs?
>>150560059Nice ballpark in a sovlless city occupied by a horrible franchise.
>>150560205Fuck off
>>150560205kys
>>150560193They're going to finish one game off a wild card spot next year, but look like a great team. They'll have an excellent off-season and pick up some real talent, but In 2027 there will be a lockout, and the '27 reds will go down as the biggest what-if's as the game shut downs for the year.
>>150560205Go away
>>150560175The Mets still have to play Reds, Padres, and Phillies so their fate will be determined by those series. They just swept phillie, dropped a series to the marlels, then took two from the tigers so far. We just have to wait and see. >>150560205What a freaking JERK!
>>150560205you're not a baseball fan
>>150560205You never post about your own team
>>150560219are they playing Philly at Citi field though? That will be the difference maker
>>150560163with the way they're hitting, probably not. the reds should be panicking. mets lineup is finally looking like the juggernaut it was supposed to be on paper.manaea and senga should be worried about a demotion to long relief or even making the playoff roster
>>150560137pretty much, catchers reaction says it allthey got pulled into a private chat with the manager after the innings
>>150560227No, but citizen bank is a band box and the Mets have been tearing the cover off the ball lately. Their pitching has been shit though, so their fate also relies on McLean and Tong atm, and maybe even Sproat.
uhh guys, we gotta get tis to the 'ump limit first>>150557930
>>150560205uncool.
>>150560230Senga has had me worried since he came back from injury
newfag here. Why are the Pirates and Rockies still bad? They fired their coaches. Why didn't it change anything
>>150560215Thanks big bro. We know that shitter isn't one of you guys
>>150560205kek paco got sanchez seething with this one
>>150560254The Pirates are the least productive team in baseball but they're not god awful. They took 2 of 3 games from the Red Sox last week and just beat the Dodgers tonight.Also the Rockies have a better record than the Dodgers after the all star break, so I've heard.
>>150560230What's scary is that it's happening without Lindor being 100%. Usually they live and die with Lindor's streaks, but the everyone 2-6 is so hot that there is no safe out right now.
Frens undefeated itt and all threads. Nonfrens collapsing down the stretch.
>>150560295Gn anon
>>150560295this, why are so many people wasting posts seething about the spammer or mexicans or whatevergn
>See you tomorrow, Dodger gang!
>>150560319Dave Roberts and Comforto are probably giving each other reacharounds right now
tfw >my team didn't play today :(
>>150560328You don't have a backup team to watch?
>>150560328My team won :)
>>150560345it was watching the mets lose and they won :(
>>150560323srsly tho, what dirt does conforto have on friedman?
>>150560205God damn the amount of seethe such a simple post caused kek
How's your week going? Practicing gratefulness daily?
>>150560398the usual
Friendly reminder both NL West teams are wild card exits
>>150560453the NL is not winning the world series this year if we're being real
>>150560398Practicing gapefulness daily
>>150560453what if the ownies want a padgers LCS? is manfred gonna stop them?
>>150560460PFMA (Practice Finding Moments (of) Appreciation)
>>150560398No waman, no cry.
>>150560462erm... ??
>>150560462Pretty Feminine Male Aussie?
>>150560462Precious Fucking Medals Ahahaha
>>150560462Professional fellas making amends
>>150560462Please Fuck My Ass.
Padrebros if we're playing this much like ass I would rather let the Giants overtake us than participate in the playoffs humiliation ritual
>>150560492Kekini!
>>150560492lol
>>150560492kek
>>150560492wheeze
>>150560506>>150560507>>150560509it wasn't funny.
>>150560512Please Filter Malding Alejandro
>>150560515KEK
>>150560515GOTTEM
>>150560515buckbroken yet again
>>150560515kek KEK
>>150560515LOOOOL
>>150560515holy fucking BTFO
>>150560515BTFO KEK
>>150560515:skull:
>>150560515nigga got bodied kek
>>150560515find wheeze... we've found our kek...
>>150560515This was an attack
>>150560515Mein sides are in orbit!!!
Catchin in up on me jomboyos anyone else?
>>150560568Can't wait for the Devers breakdown..
Who up catchin they joms rn?
>>150560398No but I should start. How do you do it? Is there any structure like journaling or do you just remember every now and then
Jo m y science…
>>150560515
>>150560575Honestly I only started it a few weeks ago but it has drastically improved my mentalI usually think about my financial and job stability, and then also a bit of friends and family stuff as wellI started doing it because I decided I was going to stop scrolling reels on the shitter, so now I sit there with my thoughts and it just felt like a smart thing to do with that time
>>150560600Nice, I will start doing that. I briefly journaled a while ago and I do think it's beneficial
>>150560205i’m not a padres fan but san diego is pretty nice
>>150560817kek!!!
Hm seems like a sure thing. Phillies aren’t giving up the second seed. Theyre playing great and the dodgers are stagnant. Brewers are too far ahead to choke.I’m sticking to my predictions. Mets will dispose of the dodgers. The Mets are playing great.The padres will get crushed by the cubs.
>>150560492lel
>>150560849Ignore him
Here's another one for the cringe folder
>>150560896Mets could easily take the 5th seed, which leaves my Padres in the humiliation ritual series against the Doyers
>>150561036>and fielding a half-billion dollar team thanks to contract deferral shenanigans okay maybe I should shut the fuck up now.
>>150561052When you put it that way it does sound rather silly kek
>>150560205Rude!
how this team has a 3 game lead in the division and the best record in the league, i won't know. my guys don't really have a lot of pop a week into July and my pitching rotation outside of Alcantara has been kind of shit. The only standout stat compared to the rest of the teams is Elly having 41 steals.
>>150561131Is this a simulation based game?
>>150561172nta but it’s mvp baseball 2005 and he’s playing it on ab emulator with a memory card league for 2025 rosters.
>St. Louis 2, Sacramento 1And that's a Redbird winner!Barely...
>>150561183That seems pretty neat, I think 2005 is pretty good, or the one with David Ortiz on the cover.
>>150561172it's MVP Baseball 2005 with a modified save file that adds modern rosters+top prospects. It's the All Star Game now and 4 of my players made it(Merrill, Elly, Scherzer, and Yates) and we easily won. The AL All Stars list looks pretty expected for the most part except JRam is for some reason at 1st
>>150560817omikekkies
>>150561240That seems really fun, can I run it on a laptop? I think I would like to try this game but I don’t have the hardware for it.
>>150561264if you can run a PS2 emulator, it should be fine. I use a laptop
>>150561264should be fine if your laptop was made after 2015
gm
>>150561264Yea it doesn’t take much to run these emulators. Look up PCSX2, you can find emulators on myrient, and the save file here https://github.com/CollinErickson/MVP2005
>Sux trying to claim Aroldis Chapman’s resurgence on Connor Wong’s pitch calling God I hate bawstun.
Eunuchmetsbros… https://youtube.com/shorts/hQ7rYyNdr0Q?si=Z1aHCLGWFJuTo-yq
omikek
>>150561224Think it was Manny Ramirez on the cover tbqh. The hitting mini game is so fun, I play that more than the actually game kek.
>>150561558Yeah actually. Man, looking at the game it just seems so nostalgic and full of cool mechanics. Really makes ya ponder, GFX got better but gameplay really did not…(it’s hard to improve upon gameplay tbf)
>>150561602at least the new MLB games play well. The other sports, like Madden is just an objectively worse game than it was in 2005 in all sorts of ways. NBA2K peaked around 2010.
>>150560205Reminder that this shitposting retard lives in San Diegohttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148618801/#148620121
Hng
looking a lot harder to believe in this tweet's devil magic
GM sunriseKings life is good
>>150561838It’s 8:46 AM new fren.
>>150561788Remember prophecies about San Diego sports teams will always be wrong
>>150561838My sunsetties own ya!!
Yanks have the most momentum in the AL. Lookin good, Fried’s spin rates are back to where they where before the finger blister.
>>150561895some of us have different time zones fren (I wake up at 4am for work)
*inhales*ah, what a beautiful day for baseball!
>poodrepacos posting about the Dodgers at 2AM againrent free kek
bm mariners nation there are still 4 games left on this road trip, plenty of time to lose the last wild card
>>150562021Negative Nancy over here
so much cringe over a minor league contract kek
>>150562082What’s a sheetzer
>>150561544Tommy Pham’s parents c. 1987
>>150562101it's a gas station
>>150561962Working overnight is bad for your mood.
>>150562182Tell me about it :(
>>150562235It’s not worth it. t. Popeyes 10 am-4 am
Padrebros how do you feel about today's game? Will we get Nasty Nestor or another implosion? Also we're up against a 5 ERA pitcher so it should be a slam dunk, right?...
>>150560077Can someone explain what is happening here!?
>>150562182Hated working nights, my gig is pretty comfy tho 5am-1pm
good morning mariners nation there are still 4 games left on this road trip, plenty of time to gain some ground and keep that wild card!
>>150562318As long as you’re sleeping at least 8 hours a night it’s perfectly fine to get up early.
This ballpark iceberg lettuce is cutting my ass up. I’ve been shitting blood for literal weeks.
>>150562330Just sleep it off
>>150562326hahaha...yeah..8 hours
>>150562334I’m dehydrated and veggies make me constipated, but I’ve lost 10 lbs by eating salads. >>150562341Oh no! Let’s take that melatonin at bedtime ok?
>>150562033I must strenuously disagree.
>>150562341okay, I guess that’s fina as long as you work out and eat a healthy breakfast after you wake up
>>150561696I think he's also the Oceanside guy who says that San Diego loves the Dodgers. He might also post the bait about parking rates in downtown near Petco, but not entirely sure
>>150562432Oceanside is Padres country.t. Camp Pendleton prisoner
>>150562440Thank you for your service
>>150562454Yay, brownie points!
>>150562326I get like 4-6 hours if I’m lucky. >>150562355Overusing melatonin is bad for you. I swear I’m finna gonna be an Alzheimer’s patient one day. All these shitposts will be lost in time, like tears in rain…
>>1505623268 hours hahaha yea I wish
>>1505625244-6 hours is bad for you
>>150562367should've kicked his hat or some dirt at least that might've fired up the dugout
been enjoying listening to Ottovino break down the previous days pitching performances on his youtube channel. Pretty cool insight.
>>150562562Thanks badspie. Today I’m gonna crash and sleep for like 10 hours hopefully but I’ll prob miss the game :(
>>150562562nta, but I will go to bed and wake up with 5.5 horus of sleep according to my (((smart watch))), no alarm clock, reporting I had good sleep, so I dunno.
>>150562628Eh, rather not crash. Try and reset yourself with some melly tonic fella. You want to take care of your health. >>1505626345.5 is fine. 4 is just insanity and a bad habit.
George Constanza on the bump for Houston tonight.
>>150560077Wtf is his problem?
>>150562577I've been watching these too, he does a good job. it's cool to hear a player go more in-depth about what goes into pitchinghe's looking at mclean's start right now for any metsbros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_81fdtlIuAA
>>150562568He didn't seem animated at all. Dom didn't say shit and got tossed and Dan basically had to get tossed too, probably asked the ump nicely to throw him out.
>>150560205Looks like you struck a nerve with all these poodres lol
>>150562769I love this guy, he’s definitely on the all time Yankee reliever list.
>>150562863Kekkies
>>150562313I was confused when this was posted but here apparently is the backstory: https://nypost.com/2025/09/03/sports/astros-ace-framber-valdez-accused-of-intentionally-crossing-up-catcher/
Why are some Yankees fans actually drug addicts or actually disabled? Is it something that reminds them of their childhood? Is it because they have the most fans and pull more types of people? I’ve seen more retarded Yankee fans than any other fan base besides the Dodgers.
>>150562922living in new york city drives you insane after a while
>trackandfield.webm
Don't turn around a hooDer azzfucker's in town a ha hoo
>>150562295It's over
>>150561788>you heard it hear first>heard it hear
>>150562936I could see why, life is fast, it smells, everyone’s busy. It seems better than some other states though. Like, at least you get free time and being poor doesn’t seem like a death sentence. I always see the poor people having fun in NY. Hopping turnstiles and breakdancing. It’s better than a lot of other places.
>>150562993Poor people in NYC are the worst. Totally entitled and have a bad attitude and chip on their shoulder. They hate everyone and everyone hates them but the government basically demands they get catered to and coddled.
>>150563043I don’t think negative generalizations like that are necessarily helpful or warranted. Seems like you have a personal problem with it.
>>150563043The real problem of NYC begins and ends with Williamsburg
>>150563109The gentrified Williamsburg?
>>150563109>The real problem of NYCwe are well aware
im a hipster
love hips on a man
>>150562963I still have hope
>>150563221M's over AstrosM's over JaysM's over DetroitM's over Brewers LA gets bounced by Mets, Phillies beat MetsCubs over SD, Brews over Cubs, Brewers over Phillies
>>150563109Williamsburg was a great place to be around 2010. Now it’s just another upscale neighborhood.
>>150563221Jays will drop out of WC3
>>150563379they're winning the pennant actually
>>150563221Padres will drop to 6th
>>150563397
>>150560077This is the Astro 2nd catcher. Framber said he wanted Salazar tonight after having some issue with Diaz the previous day.He's a diva and will soon be pitching in Japan with Trevor Bauer.
>>150563295>sewers winning anything in October
>>150563582I have a feeling they're going to be a sneaky winner because a lot of people have your same though
>>150563582They might slip in a cheeky wiener who knows
Which players are the sneakiest weinners?
>>150563607the only thing that gives me pause is the lack of a true power threat in their lineup. They have everything else you need pitching defense baserunning I just wonder if they will struggle to put together a string of good ABs against playoff pitching to score some runs.
We need Recka zz though
>>150563654Catch these paws, stuffybear *gives u release*
>>150563221As of today the Jays are the 1 seed which means this image is outdated and you should be ashamed.
>>150563630For me it's Timon Weiner
>>150563666>Jays are the 1 seedThey took way more than that
>>150563664wtf are you babblin about
Which players are your top seed?
>>150563630Dick Groat
>>150563669Timon ey wheres pumbaa?!
>>150563679Does hims need crankies?
Who are the healthy butt sucking pitchers of Seattle?
Which player(s) would you let be your girlfriend/wife’s “hall pass”?
Which player(s) would be your personal “hall pass”?
mostly healthy but sucking usually means they were pushed too hard
>>150563630>>150563681>>150563702>>150563703>>150563708Anthony freakin' Recker.....'nuff said!
Blue jays aren’t contenders
>>150563607>gaysconsin >sneakin weiners not shocked tbqh
gays not welcome
>>150563679>replying to schizoposters
biebs is pitching tonight
>>150563770bm but there's still coffee
There’s no sneaking weiners this year.The resd proved they can’t do it once the spotlight is turned on them, and the rags don’t have the tools to make a serious playoff push. The gnats’ lucky hot streak is probably coming to an end soon.
San Diego, America's Finest City
Looks like the teams a proaching the playoff bubbly (gays, roylels, indians, rags) can’t beat teams that are actually good anyways
>>150563923sewers need to be formally investigated
>>150563923Blue jays are just an anomaly and they won’t be able to get in anyway
american cheese
>>150564148and there it is
It's about that time, for your, yes, YOUR New York Mets to take yet another W!
>>150563923>cusb
Singer :)
>>150564148For me, it’s parmesano on the salad or mozzarella
>>150564288Brady Singer? Jays will be dropping 1.0 game today lol.
>>150564311He’s cute :(
>>150564236>holmes dayI hope we have another 12...no 15 runs in us today.
>>150560077why didn't the catcher make an effort to catch the ball?
>Padres refuse to take advantage of a slumping Doyers>Doyers refuse to take advantage of a weak NL westwe really are a clown division... kek
>Gaystars
>>150564288Team USA ace Brady Singer
Nice tag Tork
White boy sleeping on Jeffy
poorfagbros...https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25244592-streameast-worlds-largest-illegal-sports-streaming-site-shut-down-after-2-arrests
>>150564668no...NO!!!
Mettiebros..
>>1505646689/11
thoughts? by the way>>150564316
>Framber caused the clubhouse to confront himabsolute nutcase
Pete did it his way
LOL
Based Pete
Pete :)
comerica sounds like a name spanish speakers would use to make fun of us for being fat
>>150564771>becoming a clubhouse cancer during a playoff pushtrashtro moment, hopefully the mariners can capitalize on this
>>150564668there's still mlbwebcast
>>150564771Doesn't matter, they're still winning everything.
>>150564771C l u b h o u s eancer
>>150564668I stopped using streameast a while ago. All their streams were behind other sites, but those 2 dudes did nothing wrong.
/hoc/ sends its regards
>>150564805>blocks VPNS, requires doxxable ip addresshoneypot if i ever saw one
>Mike Trout likely out for the rest of the season rip, he had a good run but it's clear he'll never have another long season again. Five more seasons of this btw, man is absolutely cooked and arte once again looks like a retard.
>>150564828Brownbros are only above the nighers cuz of that white hot Conquistidor cum shot into their genome....
this is nuts
New Tigers fan here, do the comericas ever disagree? Couldn't one merica work just fine?
>>150564880Why?
>>150564857F
>>150564857Arte should just sell the team already
>>150564859
>>150564880What's wrong with that
Alejandro’s mom woke up his neet son
>>150564668Where am I going to go to hear that thunk and know I will be served up some of the most racist chat on the internet
What a catch
>>150564771>31 years old>acts like he’s 12 literally all the time even when not pitching>only cares about himself>only concerned with getting personal accolades ever since he got himself a ring>clubhouse cancer>wants to get paid ace moneyI genuinely can’t wait until he’s gone. Retard can go get paid $45mil/3yr to have tard fits on someone else’s mound. I hope they have a clubhouse shrink or tard wrangler of a catcher to deal with his bullshit.
tork got porked
>>150564880Cool it with the you know what
mkdir -p mlb/jews/cd mlb/jews/wget https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1756923171717920.png https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1756922398850296.jpg
>losing to the pirates
>losing to the detroit loins
Why is no one watching Marlins nats
>>150565131There's no way those are real teams.
>>150565099Pirates haven't lost a series in 2 weeks
>losing any games at all
>>150565046Why are they like this
andale danale arriba arriba the dodgers start soon!
Just turned on the Mets game why is the stadium so empty? Looks like a beautiful day and the Tigers are good. I sometimes take days off to watch a day game few things are as comfy in life.
>>150565164total mets holocaust
Framber is such a dumbass. This dude definitely cost himself tens of millions, being a clubhouse cancer will pop up during negotations.
>>150565190There's like 25k people there
>>150565268Should be 35k at least
>the Soto that pitchesWelp...
Clay "4.2 IP" Holmes
>>150565315>0 ER Take what you get
>>150560059based threads. keep it up
>>150565331And now it's 2 ER
>>150565331>0 ERwelp.
>>150565309Prophetic
Way to go Mendoza
Guess the sweep was asking for too much huh
>>150565372Why does every single relief pitcher the mets get at the deadline suck?Name one that wasnt...
>Yankees are on Prime again
>>150565389I will not, because that means that someone else on the internet will be right.
Pete legged it out
>Pete "Polar Cheetah" Alonso
singles pete.
choo-choo mothefuckers start this hit parade
c'mon mests
El Mago...
>tigers winning againthey're gonna see their credit rating drop if they keep this up
>>150560059The future home of San Diego FC, San Diego Wave FC, San Diego Seals in 2028 after the Padres relocate.
Swaggy Ribby
>>150565554the Seals play box lacrosse thoughie. Rabil does need to bring a PLL team there tho.
unc aint it
>>150565578box lacrosse is based
>mest
There is no way his career lasts past his age 25 season if he doesn't get the surgery
>Starling Fart-eh
weirdly confident that the mets small ball approach can grind out a win. so of course they'll disappoint.
>>150565554Shut up Fuwawa
Good morning Padres nation, hopefully things turn around because my team can't keep letting me down...
That was an obvious foul ball
>>150565719It can and it will
>>150565719I wanna fuck you
>>150565719Die bitch
>tfw can't cheat no more
>mets thought they were catching upLOL
>HelsleyHe's beyond broken
This is NOT good.
mestiedoos geg GEG
how does every team know what he's doing but he doesn't?
I bitch and moan about Hoffman and Little, but Helsley's fall off is way worse than either of them.
>shelledsley
>Andele andele, mami, E.I. E.I>Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh what's poppin' tonight?Haven't heard that song in a long time. Thanks Tiggers.
>>150566042Cardinals probably told the league once he left just to fuck with the mets
>>150566085>>150566058Mets need to take away his Hells Bells entrance music.
>>150566105>Bro thought he was Trevor HoffmanLOL
Mets trade deadline moves has been a catastrophe. They've actively made the team worse.
Gay bar tourist has no range
>>150566058doesn't matter tonight
>>150565719
>>150566304true dat
my greatest dream is bud selig croaking before the brewers win the world series
METSBUDDIES who is jose castillo we just claimed him from yousguys.
>Tfw no /mlb/ threads on the first page in June 2026 because of the hundreds of World Cup threads on /sp/.
>>150566380long relief.
>mets loseoy vey this is annodah shoah
FAGGets kek!
>>150566403oh like sweet release?
FAGGets kek
>>150566369bud won
>>150566416gonna get this printed and framed
Volpe MINDFUCKED valdez
nice bounce back go tiggies
>MEST
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>>150566416what would happen if the lineup looked like this? would the doyers be a lock for the ws?
>>150566393I should have most argie and hue ISPs rangebanned before then
>>150566509Ohtani can't field, so they'd have more errors than Volpe after one game
Oh well. GG Tigers, see ya'll in the World Series.
I saw Rafael Montero as a late season Mets callup. He'd throw 120 pitches by the 5th, strike out 12 and walk 8. He pitched the first of a doubleheader with Dice-K as the second game starter. 14 hours of baseball. Empty ballpark. It was a good day.
shohei thousand-tani
Didn't Get Swept award
>>150566521could his bat and base running make up for any fielding deficits?
>>150566335kys
Gg tigers. I’m going back to sleep
>>150566561no
>>150566509>team of Ohtani's>Ohtani comes up with Ohtani in scoring position>remember Ohtani can never be clutch>lines into a double play somehow>this is implying the rest of the Ohtani's don't go 0-4>unless the Ohtateam is down by at least 5, then all the Ohtani's will hit back to back home runs until the score is tied again.
>>150566651DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF OUR MASTER
>>150566651>$25 Million payroll>$17.5 Billion in future paymentsDoggydoos praying for Zimbabwae Inflation
>>150566651
Fuck my boricua ass
>>150566739
>>150566610>mets fanit's called a siesta hombre
Egads! My win streak is ruined!
>>150566509what would the anti-Ohtani team be? The lineup and rotation that'd MINDFUCK the team of Ohtanis? Basically the batters with one sided records vs him and the pitchers who have one sided records against him.
>Padres already losing
Thank god today is the last day of Boreswing season since NFL starts tomorrow.
SAVE ME DAVE ROBERTS SAMA.... AIIIIIEEEEE!!!!
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
How are my Os beating the Padres? /mlb/ told me the Padres are going to win the world series
>hating on wholesome mest fans
We're not getting Nasty Nestor today
PRRRRTTTTTTTT
>>150566810I dont know who told you that
>>150566797>watching the cowshits
>>150566827The anime poster and some Mexicans said it
>>150566821Why are you here?
Pooders shitting it up already I see
>>150566793The Colorado Rockies
>Nestor "Don't call me Dan" Cortes
>Nasty Nestor
We're going to get raped by the Rockies as well Padrebros
>>150566890but Ohtani's not on our team?
i love him
How did Nestor go 6 innings into a perfect game against the doggie doos but gets slapped around by the O's and Twins immediately after?
Don’t worry dad. My Chis are winning it all this year hopefully.Can I haz Yu Darvish and Cease?>bases loaded Oh my god
he's feelin good tho...
>>150566901150 million seems like a bargain now
oh wow...
>>150566918No, you're giving us Bradgley soon
>>150566914I dunno, maybe because he pitched for the Yankees last year Moco-dumb.
>>150566939but he notoriously got slapped by the dodgers last year
STEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIKKKEEEEE
That ump did that on purpose
>Ohtani's bump day moved over to tomorrow so he can start against SkenesKEK. Manfraud made the call.
>>150566966For entertainment purposes
>>150566966based troll ump
I love space, the Avengers, the 'lot and ohtani
Starting to fear that Jints could get our WC Padrebros
>>150566976didn't they do that for Skubie too earlier this year
>>150567003Based! BASED!
Oh look a 5 ERA pitcher!
>>150567009You see the Mets just now? They're getting bumped instead lol
I love Hitler, Racism, 'gels in the Outfield and Aaron Judge
signature Arraez ground to 2nd, he's so back
>>150567040yeah.. pls leave
>>150567003
>1-2-3 inning against a 5ERA pitcheronly in the NL West...
>>150567042I heard he never strikes out
>>150567066>ohtani gets spaghettified in a black hole.gifHoly bazinga
>>150567040pls stay
Laureano the only one trying
LET'S GO LAUREANO!!!!
Merrill still slumping and Cronenworthless being worthless
>>150567247I still blame the sneks giving him a concussion on his current results. He started the season so well until that series
>>150567204Feel so bad for the guy. Just constantly getting cucked by his dogshit teammates.
>padres are playing so poorly that don and mud would rather talk about their burgers
>>150567262True he hasn't been the same since just like Cronenworth hasn't been the same since getting that contract kek>>150567277Yeah he deserves to go somewhere else
thanks joe, at least you've done something while you're recovering from TJ
>>150567292Don + Mud are the only thing enjoyable about watching the Padres, love those guys
And there is the game
>>150567040Many are saying this.
Back to Back
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Today I will remind him.
ROOF TRUTH
Some mayo with that milk <(^-^)>
It's over Padrebros
>Colby Whitepeopleseasoning
3 IN A ROW
ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PADRES
>>150567376#Birdpower
>Back to back to backHoly shit my Poodres are fucking trash
yeah, I'd rather watch Don and Mud talk about burgers than this shit
Nestor fleeced
Damn Nestor is Nasty
>POODRESPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>150567384I'd rather this team not make the playoffs
TOTALPOODREDEATH
KEK POODRES
kek poodres
Should have just left Nestor in there fuck it
SEYMOUR, PETCO PARK IS ON FIRE!
LOL KEK
>>150567397Is this a rare Ohtani?
the padres are terrible lmao
they should give out free banana pudding to make up for this shameful display
Padres are losing intentionally so they can drop to the 6th seed and cuck the doyers
>>150567439I wouldn't mind that :3 got another minihat my last trip to camden
poodrebros... what the fuck happened
>swept by the 2025 oriolesOH I'M LAUGHIN'
come on man, at least give us that, umps....
>>150567362kek
>>150567466you literally just lost to the pirates, i don't want to hear anything from you
why is the NL West so shit? KEK. We looked dominate up until July.
>>150567362lol @ this retard
The absolute state of San Diego
poopoopeepeecacapacopadres
Keep running up the score O's. Embarass the shit out of these overrated hacks
sex with harold reynolds
NL West truce until we can figure out what the hell is going on!
just got done bakin nu
it's only the third ese
nu>>150567504>>150567504>>150567504
>>150567362a .500 OPS player for a 5 ERA pitcher seems fair
is this nu?
>>150570938yes
