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Sending a message edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Manly Sea-Eagles v New Zealand Warriors
6:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
4 Pines Park
1.54-2.58
>Daly Cherry-Evans ends a stellar 15-year Sea Eagles career in front of home fans. The Warriors need to rebound from a loss as they prepare for the Finals. The Sea Eagles have had a decent end to their season and are coming off a 40-24 win over the Dragons in Round 26. The Warriors are stumbling into the finals, having lost three of their last five matches.nManly has historically dominated this fixture, winning 28 of the last 43 encounters since 1995. However, the Warriors secured a convincing 36-16 victory in their only meeting this season in Round 2.
Sea-Eagles 1-12 3.00
Sea-Eagles 13+ 2.60
Warriors 1-12 3.50
Warriors 13+ 6.50
Sea-Eagles -5.5 1.85 Warriors +5.5 1.97

>GAME 2
Sydney Roosters v South Sydney Rabbitohs
8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Allianz Stadium
1.24-4.00
>Disputes over grounds, players & 234 games...add a Roosters quest for 8th & a possible try-scoring record. Ingredients for another classic as the NRL's oldest rivalry continues. For the Roosters, the equation is simple: win, and they play finals football. The Roosters are surging at the right time, winning four of their last five games, including a 40-10 demolition of the Storm in Round 26. The Rabbitohs have found late form, entering this derby on a three-match winning streak and embracing the role of spoilers. In the NRL era, the Roosters have won 33 of 53 clashes, with the Rabbitohs leading the all time H2H 121-108 with 5 games drawn. The Rabbitohs claimed a 20-14 victory in Round 5 this season, giving them a six-point advantage in the annual Ron Coote Cup.
Roosters 1-12 3.25
Roosters 13+ 1.86
Rabbitohs 1-12 4.90
Rabbitohs 13+ 12.00
Roosters -12.5 1.90 Rabbitohs +12.5 1.90

>Super Coach Finals
league code 143322
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NRLW
>GAME 1
Sydney Roosters v Canberra Raiders
5:40pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9Now
Allianz Stadium
1.04-11.50
>The visitors have turned their season around with three straight wins but face the undefeated competition ladders to begin Round 10.
Roosters 1-12 5.00
Roosters 13+ 1.21
Raiders 1-12 12.00
Raiders 13+ 81.00
Roosters -23.5 1.83 Raiders +23.5 1.98
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SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Huddersfield Giants v Leeds Rhinos
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
13.00-1.03
>Round 25 of the Super League from ACCU Stadium.

>GAME 2
Salford Red Devils v Catalans Dragons
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
*no odds available*
>Round 25 of the Super League from Salford Stadium.
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wait what kind of fucking comp is this
>pooders vs poocos
has only happened once this entire fucking season
is this shit scripted WTF?? how can you make an informed what how can WHAT
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>2025 Round 2 Raiders won 32–22
>2024 Round 7 Broncos won 34–10
>2023 Round 26 Broncos won 29–18
>2022 Round 14 Broncos won 24–18
>2021 Round 14 Raiders won 38–16
thats all the games they've played last 5 years
does this entire sport exist just to siphon money from idiots like me
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>>150576568
>sticky has always had the broncos sorted
Brisbane has won 9 of the 14 games since he took over in 2014
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>>150576674
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150562409/#q150576568
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When was the last time Broncos won in Canberra?
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>>150576730
Round 26 in 2023
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>>150576780
/thread
big red will cry his sorrows and broncs will slip over in his puddles
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womanly are hard to beat at their homoe ground and pooiors have been fading hard
and well poopeetohs are poopeetohs I'm sure wayno will give a rousing speech to the boys though
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El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
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Morning fellas. BRONCGOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSS
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I've been extremely sick; what happened here?
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Didn't get a chance to watch the game last night. Did the refcos win?
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:3
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Hearted
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>>150583120
>>150583132
TOILET WATER
>>150583152
They can still make the 8 if they beat Canberra
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Could be the first year a brother and sister have won their respective NRL/NRLW comps?
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poophins will struggle to make the gf m80, but
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2025: Ethan/Jasmin Strange
2026: Jack/Indie Bostock
2027: Jermaine/Evah McEwen?

thus spoke the omen
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>>150583132
>Didn't get a chance to watch the game last night. Did the refcos win?
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>>150583184
How embarrasing for her if she wrote this, but then the Dolphins play again next week.
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>>150583120
>4 poos
No need to look up who won, peems never win when they take the poo, let alone 4 of them
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Where's the "THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER" poster?
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Probably waiting for 8:07pm
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Are you him?
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It's one of us 3
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>Disputes over grounds, players & 234 games...add a Roosters quest for 8th & a possible try-scoring record. Ingredients for another classic as the NRL's oldest rivalry continues. For the Roosters, the equation is simple: win, and they play finals football. The Roosters are surging at the right time, winning four of their last five games, including a 40-10 demolition of the Storm in Round 26. The Rabbitohs have found late form, entering this derby on a three-match winning streak and embracing the role of spoilers. In the NRL era, the Roosters have won 33 of 53 clashes, with the Rabbitohs leading the all time H2H 121-108 with 5 games drawn. The Rabbitohs claimed a 20-14 victory in Round 5 this season, giving them a six-point advantage in the annual Ron Coote Cup.
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>>150583876
I am not
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Tipping hip becoming a real nailbiter
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Why would he/you wait until 8.07pm? Manly? Warriors
Heh, these teams HATE each other
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He can post it at 6:07pm too then, IDGAF
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Yes, I'm sure "he" appreciates "you" "stepping in" to defend "him."
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>>150583655
Yeah, she should’ve waited until they lose the prelim against Canterbury in a nailbiter
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOMho4sEog4/
JOMBOY COVERED NRL
>JOMBOY COVERED NRL
JOMBOY COVERED NRL
>JOMBOY COVERED NRL
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much to feverish to follow this convo
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>>150583884
No, i’m Spartacus
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What's the point of going to work on Fridays when no work ever gets done?
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What is a Jomboy?
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>>150585663
watching the nfl while getting paid isnt too bad?
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>>150586428
Based
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le heckin' amerimutt sports XD
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>when you try to farm aura but go -1000
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Seething at >us already?
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>>150584380
He's branching out. He did a wnba clip as well.
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Fighter jets flying around Brisbane in an hour. Highlight of the year.
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For me it’s the big cargo plane thing
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I want the Ben Hunt redemption arc but I don’t want Walsh to win a hip.
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Lightning suspension
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Walsh is gonna get a hp the only question is whether he will be a le to redeem Hunt along the way.
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I've got this.
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This.
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And this.
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Where can you bet on the levels of hate that will be reached with this game. I know these teams really hate each other.
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Across the field stand the Rabbitohs.
Season dead. Hopes buried.
But that makes them even more dangerous.
Because when you strip a man of everything he’ll burn the world to spite you.

And tonight, in the shadows of this concrete coliseum,
They’ve come for vengeance.
Not to win, but to drag the Roosters into the dirt with them.
To offer them up like a bloodied prize to the gods of hate and history.

You can feel it.
The drums are beating.
The crowd chanting like a pagan choir.
The stadium becomes a sacred ground.
And the game?
A dark ceremony.

The tackles will be savage.
The hits? Sacrificial.
They won’t just try to beat you.
They’ll try to break you.
To make you bleed.
Because on this night, the old ways return.
And only one tribe will be left standing beneath the stars.

There will be no mercy.
No forgiveness.
No final whistle.
Only judgment.

The Roosters want glory.
The Rabbitohs want blood.

And in the end, when the dust has cleared and the screams have faded,
There will be no applause.
Only silence.
The silence of a ritual complete.
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>>150592335
Absolute cinema.
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>>150583523
>YEAH WE REALLY NEEDED A NEW THREAD AYE LADS GOTTA HAVE ME DAY SPECIFIC THREADS
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>>150588763
>AI slop
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UP THE FUCKING
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS
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>>150592335
Very easy to read that in my head with Gus’ voice. Very nice work m8
>are you Gus??????
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Gus does post here
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btfo
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UP THE WAHINE
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>>150594568
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>NAS suspended for finals
hmm, seen this one before, very curious
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Keep getting random $5 bonus bets on TAB
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As a misogynist I am happY the BroncGODs will be able to beat Waidies girl's team
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I click on every link posted in these threads.
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is raiders v broncos really being played in sydney??
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If you count Moore Park as Sydney, then yes.
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>>150594866
Enjoy your free money
>>
BIG GAME LATRELL
>>
First two weeks finals are played in the home team's nearest regional hub, which for Canberra is the Cootamundra Showgrounds, Cootamundra.
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>>150595168
If it is, then the NRL has changed its policy since 2023 when they played at Penrith, Shark Park and McDonald Jones Stadium in the first week of the finals.
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Happy fraud check day!

I'm throwing a marinated chook in the airfryer before the wahs/sea eagles game kicks off should be ready at half time
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>>150595265
>McDonald Jones Stadium
It's called Marathon Stadium m8
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>>150595249
i think you mean big gut latrell lol
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Official announcement from the No Fun Allowed league
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>>150595375
Sounds good mate I’m omw with potato salad (made from scratch) and non-alcoholic Guinness
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Here he is. Proxy fired up, and ready to ruin the thread!
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corr
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>>150595487
Too late! I'm already smashed on vodka flat sprite and filtered tap water cocktails!
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>>150595482
Big L compared to AFL on this.
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>>150595482
they're just memeing this into existence now
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>>150595482
BIG GAME LATRELL
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>>150595482
it'll happen and they'll pretend to hate and condemn it but in a few years they'll use it to celebrate and promote the game.
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>the score is 60-0 with 2 minutes to go
>johnson scores a try to the crashing celebrations of 1000 souths fans
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Airfryer is preheating

LETS FUCKING GO
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Manly by 23
Souths by 60
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THE MANLY WAHS BET
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>>150595547
what u frying uso

sneakily drinking on a coloniser special in my office aka a "captain cook" brand rum and cola from lidl
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tipped womanly want wahs to win simple as
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so if we win by 150 points we can still finish 4th?
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KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE FUCK YEAH UP THE WAHS
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POOLY IN SHAMBLES
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TRY OF THE DECADE
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>h-he’s elite
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NO REFUNDS POOSTERS
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SUCK ON THAT. SFH AURAH HEARTY MONGREL
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>>150595620
Yes, pretty sure
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>>150595604
I've got a 1.35kg chicken in there roasting
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Up the wahs btw
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COMEBACK
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Oh god this is going to be a high scoring shit slinger
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PEEGLEBACK
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fucking DWZ needs a hiding
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there is that elite dwz pushing in off his wing defence.
He really is consistant with it.
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Warriors didn't skull any toilet water today, did they?
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That wasn’t DWZ’s fault.
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>sea eagles cheerleaders cheering rocco berry off the field
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berry more like buried kek
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Knocked out by the grass. Brutal.
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>dislocated shoulder
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pooriors bros...
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>>150595658
>dce leaves
>ignored by the whole team
>saab overruns the ball
classic
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That wasn't a proper play of the ball
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????? he was short
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Didn't even get it down what a load of refball bullshit
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>score after 10 seconds
>lose
kek
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Who won the footy lads
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the refs
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DWZ needs a fucking hiding jfc
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dwz is a winger no?
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Yep. Fraud check day.
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dwz needs to always put one of his feet on the sideline, he just cannot understand where he is otherwise.
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Okay that one was DWZ’s fault
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Dinner is served.
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hmm... the warriors actually kinda suck
that's concerning
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>>150595769
I like the warriors, I want them to do well, but in games they need to win and the post season they're fraudulent as fuck. I wish things were different but I'm sorry that's just the reality we live in.
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no try
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>>150595482
I just got here and was talking to a cop, asked him how many would need to run on for them to put their hands in the air and say “fuck it, not my problem”. The answer is not a huge number
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>>150595482
They can't enforce stadium bank if you wear a hat.
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no try
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NO TRy
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nice challenge NOT
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wahs are trash lol
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Way to lose your challenge dumbarse
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Someone drink some toilet water for fucks sake
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WAHBACK
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Is this the thread for otago x north land?
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I've flipped the chicken in the airfryer btw it's looking good
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based keep us updated
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Lions gonna heem peelong tonight btw.
You should watch that instead of poosters vs pootohs. I'll be at the game :)
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>>150595887
how'd you season the bird? I'm stuffing mine with celery and covering with ground sichuan pepper atm, goes hard
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>>150595902
never heard of those peems m8 but have fun :)
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>>150595905
It's a balsamic, with olive oil, mustard, lemon juice and herbs marinade, I made the mistake of adding sugar to the marinade (was in the recipe) and it blackened under the forced heat of the airfryer but it seems to have worked out well. Waiting for it to cool right now
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>dce running out of the sheds for the last time at brookie
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>>150595973
Looks good, where are the vegetables?
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LUKE BROOKS
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>>150596008
I had inspiration of stir frying some carrot, cauli, beans and broccoli but I'm too drunk and got caught up with the game.

I had a lot of oranges and bananas earlier today, but I fucked up, I admit it.
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BAAAAAAAAAAWK BITCHES
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Wish I had a banana
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Thoughts, family?
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Bunnies just need to do what the Broncos did to shut down Coates, give away the penalty to shut down the wingers.
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Bully.. more?
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the mask is based, tmnt not so
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>>150596044
In your situation there's bread and butter. I do broccoli steamed then just before it's al dente I dry it off and flash fry it with a bit of sesame oil, salt and pepper (you can throw in some chilli flakes if so inclined). Pretty easy and quick and a real crowd pleaser
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>>150596050
>physical media
m8 they’re expensive and will be mostly clutter. just get an external drive and pirate them.
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>>150596059
Good goy.
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>>150596050
I mean, people waste that on ubereats and sportsbet every week here. If you want to flush your money down the Reece fountain, it's your decision.
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>>150596051
Actually genius tactical play by the Broncos. Storm will be shitting themselves and making many demands on the refs for next week
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>>150596063
If that were true I’d be trying to encourage him to spend his money on this crap.
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brief impartial wahback on the cards here
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>>150596058
Bro I love broccoli stir fried in sesame oil with a little ginger salt n pepper - it's the best way to do it with close second being pic rel sauce on steamed broc
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lol they needed that mark my words
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BIG GAME LATRELL
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>>150596057
The original TMNT is god tier. Unfortunately only comes as a set though since they know people wouldn't buy the sequels individually.

>>150596059
I pirate tons of stuff but I like getting some physical too.
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>>150596093
Nice, I'll see if I can get some of that stuff. I also like to make a white (roux) sauce for broccoli and cauliflower, especially in winter.

Started using the air fryer probably 18 months ago, it's so good. If you want nachos it's 180° for 4 minutes; just about half a bag of plain corn chips on some foil or baking paper that fits your bowl, don't grate the cheese just cover the chips with sliced cheese (you can cut it yourself from the block), chuck on some jalapeños on top, into the air fryer, throw on some guacamole or sour cream and a few drops of tobasco.
Takes about 10 minutes altogether including the cleanup
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Benaiah Ioelu into the starting side
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Is there 4K of the original Apocalypse Now cut, or only the shit edits?
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Neither of these teams are good enough for finals footy
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>>150596166
Be a man and watch the workprint
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Tipping warriors next week
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Warriors have been absolutely shit under the high ball this season
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>>150596193
Shit I didn't know it got leaked, thanks dowloading it now.
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lol if the warriors face the panthers they're fucking cooked
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>poorriors playing the poothers back into form
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Vossy is obsessed with golden point he talks it up every time there's a sniff of it
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Redux is better than theatrical
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SAMI HEALI'I

MATE MA'A MANUREWA
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Based Broncos making it so only the Roosters are going to try for the rest of the weekend
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picrel is the book Apocalypse Now was based on. It's set in Africa
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DCELITE
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Kicks the winning field goal btw.
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ALWAYS kicks the winning field goal
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The flaming homo drop bumsex goal

Yeah well done mate take a big hit of amyl nitrate bro you earned it
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>left-footed winning field goal in his last game
it's been a journey
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Hey souffs customers, if souffs and poosters entered the comp at the same time then how come poosters have played more seasons?
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this is an ode to the QRD
>gets the field goal
>camera pans to mum and hot sister
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>>150596265
Isn't it Dispatches?

Which is also a great book
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>>150596298
I don't know, I'm often wrong
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Wouldn't want to be a peewee right now. Or at any other time
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>>150596295
So true
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FUCKEN PENALTY TRY CUNT
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BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
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>>150596298
It's Heart of Darkness (and perhaps a little An Outpost of Progress, also by Conrad). Irish is right.
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stupid slav trash
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>>150596294
The Brisbane Broncos and its consequences

On a side note I'm pretty hungry and there's not enough time between games to actually cook anything. This is an issue needs to be addressed, 30 minutes would be sufficient
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ANOTHER PENALTY TRY CUNT
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MORE BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
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>>150583887
>>150592335
There are nights in rugby league,
And then there are nights that echo through time.
Nights that define men.
Nights that forge legacies.
And tonight is one of those nights.

Roosters. Rabbitohs.
The oldest rivalry in the game. Born in blood. Raised in hate.

This isn’t just two teams.
It’s tribes.
It’s families.
It’s centuries of Sydney pride, colliding with every bone-jarring tackle.
Since 1908, they’ve stared each other down across barbed-wire lines.
Not just to win,
But to crush.
To humiliate.
To remind the other: we’re better.

And tonight it’s bigger than football.

For the Roosters this is do or die.
Eighty minutes from salvation or oblivion.
A season’s worth of sweat, sacrifice, pain. It all leads here.
A win? And they go on. Finals footy. The dream alive.
A loss? The curtains fall. The lights go out. The silence of failure.

And standing in their way?
The Rabbitohs.

Already gone. Already condemned.
But don’t you dare think they’ve got nothing to play for.
Because hate...
Hate lasts longer than hope.
The Rabbitohs live for this.
They would burn their own season to the ground just to drag the Roosters into the ashes with them.

They want to ruin them.
They want to smash them.
They want to make sure the Tricolours go home tonight with nothing but bruises, tears, and shame.

These boys might share a city, but they will never share a heart.
Tonight, they are soldiers.
In different colours.
Marching into the mud.
Not for points.
But for pride.
For revenge.
For history.

They will play tonight like their fathers fought in the jungles and in the trenches,
For honour.
For mateship.
For the badge on the jersey and the soul underneath it.

This isn’t just a game.
It’s war dressed in boot-studs and mouthguards.
It’s fire and fury beneath the floodlights.
It’s Roosters v Rabbitohs.

And it... is... ON!
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I'm sure heart of darkness contributed thematically but
>Dispatches, by Michael Herr, is a seminal 1977 book chronicling the author's experiences as a war correspondent in Vietnam, which heavily influenced both war journalism and the Vietnam War film Apocalypse Now, for which Herr co-wrote the screenplay. Herr's immersive and visceral account of the war's surreal atmosphere and psychological toll also served as the basis for the narration of Apocalypse Now and the screenplay for Full Metal Jacket.
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That faggot ass droppy did it

Still, the wahs defense is what lost that game
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THESE TEAMS HATE EACH OTHER
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was just about to post that kek
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>>150596357
The plot and characters are literally Heart of Darkness transposed to Vietnam and the war.
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Lmao, poosters are so SOFT
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Just think, this done next week, at this very venue, Canberra vs Brisbane. Incredible. Can't wait.
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can he stretch the lead!!
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Dinner is served.
>carbs
>proteins
>vegetables
>fruit juice
>essential sugars
let me guess, you NEED more?
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The gumby faggot Hugo butchered a try. As did Cucky Smith (still scared of Surgess btw)
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cam on walker do some of you magic
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>>150596325
Everyone was glad we got rid of you too.
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BAKAAAWWWWWWWWKKKKK but they'll check his chicken legs
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WE WANT 50
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MARKY MARK
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>>150596396
I need a fizzy drink
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forward out of the hands but its the roosters
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BroncGODS 60
Abotoes 14

LMAO no wonder irish is on suicide watch
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that was an elite save
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gabagool for din din lads
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>letting a 4ft tall 45kg twink steal the ball from you
marky mar-ACK
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>>150596396
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Uhh based stadium DJ playing a renowned anti semite
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MASSIVE OBSTRUCTION NO TRY
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bunnies aren't even trying
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poopeetohs bros...
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refball
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>>150596396
Bro

I heard the rock was eating this 6x a day before he filmed black adam
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>pooufs
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crusher on grey but grey doesn't milk
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KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
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>getting stopped by a midget
radley bros...
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poocastle need to drop poonga and give jye a million dollars
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Imagine if Alex Johnstone gets a career ending injury tonight that would be bad…wouldn’t it….
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>>150596538
yeah it would be you psychopath, wishing evil on others begets evil onto you
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roosters faking an hia to give a free interchange
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bit rude booing their drug dealer
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long meme dropout, poosters try
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souths are up for it but lack the roosters skill
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>grey tackled on the last again
must be uncle tactics, couldn't possibly just be happening
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why the fuck aren't they marking mark?
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ANYONE SEEN JOHNSTON
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Every try that AJ let's in should be taken off his total tally.
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BAKAAAWWWWWWKK
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BIG GAME LATRELL
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bunnies really need to start handing out concussions, playing too nice
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That was Wighton's fault and he knows it
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Every nice of Nawal to gently give him the ball after scoring.
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>>150596605
planting the seed of biff
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>>150596605
Magnanimity from one blue-eyed Aryan to another
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Must be a union thing. In rugby league you keep the ball after scoring and take a shot at conversion. Guess he's still learning the differences
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lofty and king like
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that's a nice try
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COMEBACK
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THE POWER OF DORF POWER
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NO RABBIT TRY PROOF FENCE THERE
THAT CHEEKY TWINK AT IT AGAIN
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Redcliffe still in with a chance.
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HOPBACK
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*waves at Trell*
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SHORT KINGS RISE UP
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Ward did really well there backing him up too
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what is it with billy's and being shit
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Billy got smithed lol
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Boy, is Brandon Smith fat.
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Damn, Cucky Smith is easily the worst centre in the league. Lmao. Absolutely cucked by Surgess
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I thought cheese was done for drugs
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Honestly thought i tipped poosters
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Cheese is looking to collect the drug money those Rooster cunts owe him
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BIFF BIFF BIFF
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BELT THE CUNT
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they HATE each other
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>wwe throw leads to wwe anger theatrics
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Will South's just keep selecting AJ until he breaks the record?
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Was that something they do in Rugby that we don't understand in League?
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Lol
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LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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what?
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>>150596717
He'll be playing for PNG for a couple years after they come in
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*pfffffftttttrrrrrsssßst*
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Weren't roosters supposed to be good
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>le fall over the line man
Hope you cunts are paying attention
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Wasn't twopoo supposed to be good
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refball
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Nawal protecting Ron Cootes legacy
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bugger fell asleep on my chair I'll have to go back and see that biff
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MARKY JAB
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Line status: not fallen over
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Where are the sin bins? I was promised hatred
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What’re we drinking tonight lads
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can of coke zero
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Lads I'm up in the fucking nosebleeds even if people run on I don't think I'll make it
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>>150596840
Better start now
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poophinsbros....
is it over?
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>>150596823
Coopers Red longnecks
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Bros I’ve been unironically been thinking of joining the Air Force. I think it’d be really cool to be a pilot. Anyone else randomly get urges to be a pilot sometimes?
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>just sitting in chair
>lose pube somehow gets inside dickhole
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>>150596840
Wonder down now, or jump down when the try happens
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all roosters need to do to win is stop dropping the ball in their own end
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Guys I just want to die for Israel. Anyone want to get a group circumcision?
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>>150596885
Easier said than done
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>>150596868
Is this cause of riverfire tomorrow?
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Marky Mark the goat.
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They don't even do dump and burn anymore what's the point
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Actually it's easier done than said.
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There he is
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>>150596823
lime and mint cordial in sparkling mineral water and ice
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>>150596891
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>>150596916
hey man shut up I was interested in how the group circumcisions work
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>>150596914
The GOAT
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the sad thing is, is that he actually that that post was funny
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>>150596911
have you tried asking it how to type an upside down exclamation mark?
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that that
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well they got that wong LOL
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twister the wong way
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>>150596931
We can make some nice lampshades
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Toia is a milking cunt
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JUDO CHOP
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>bin
GET FUCKED THAT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL
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Milk comes out of the tits
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BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
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Didn't get a chance to watch the first half. Are the Refsters winning?
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BACK TO THE HOUSO HOVEL YOU CRAWLED OUT OF
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knee might have went out first
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SORRY AJ BUT TOOPOO IS GETTING THE RECORD BEFORE YOU
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>>150596968
yeah, nick's check's have cashed
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>>150596964
Intent shouldn’t matter. The technique needs to be punished and stomped out.
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poosters have scored essentially the same try thrice
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>>150596986
exactly
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valvoline, you know what I mean
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Billy Slater hurts my ears and brain
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>>150596986
Only when it's not my team doing it
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WE WANT 50
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WE WANT 50
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sorry bunnies, the chooks cheques just cashed
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>poosters on the ropes
>souths in ascendancy
>better award a dubious high shot penalty
>better send him to the bin too
>better ignore two forward passes
>i'll also ignore twopoo foot on the line
>award two incorrect tries.
A refball classic.
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Are we ready to admit Wighton isn't an NRL quality centre? If he's not skilled enough for 5/8th then move him into the forwards.
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bro
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'games are refereed to be close'
>t. Phil Gould
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KEK can we watch my fuck up in slow motion 10 times please
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the ball rotation changed because it hit him
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GROUNDED WITH THE FOREARM
TRY
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Poophins bros...
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>>150596849
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ward hia
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HATTRICK
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
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BIG GAME LATRELL
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Markey making AJ look like the shitter that he is.
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Bro. Souths are garbage just start doing drugs now if you were waiting for an excuse
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>>150597125
ummm Calippo bro?
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>>150597125
>omg no way Keeley its too big lol!
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>>150597166
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Can't you just be normal and make din-dins jokes?
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Anyone seen Johnson?
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>>150597179
lose some weight champ then you'll find it
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I believe I saw him underneath Mark Nawangakneetawasay
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Can we admit Billy Smith is not an NRL level centre?
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>taking the poo
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fuck I hate the roosters
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The high IQ poo
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>he believed irish's lies and tipped poopeetohs
oh no no no
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>>150597230
accurate
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There had to be at least 2 forward passes there
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Stop shilling the paper I guarantee it's shit
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BAAAWWWW FUCKING KAAAWWWWKKKK
soufs get an honorary wooden spoon
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pass to teddy was forward but eh
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yo what happened to that cunts finger
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Should take twinkboi off before Cody or Cameron pushes his shit in
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He was hungry okay?
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>>150597289
Got finger herpes from fingering Hex in a Sydney nightclub.
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>Week 1: Sharks or Warriors
>Panthers on opposite side of the draw
Is there an easier path the grand final? Chooks premiership on loom watch.
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monroe and smith biff looms
>>150597324
fuck up freshie
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just start handing out concussions
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Why sabotage next season to help the pooriors or pooarks? It's over.
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because fuck the Roosters
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lol no one is actually watching this
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I am askshully
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You now remember Jackie left raiders to win a grand final
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>>150597329
Realistically it's better for Easts if St George beat Penrith. Souths will not finish in the top 14, Easts will play Auckland away then the loser of Melbourne vs Canterbury then the winner of Canberra vs Brisbane in the prelim.
Auckland are deadset on the ropes, Melbourne and Canterbury are both frauds, and whichever team wins Canberra vs Brisbane will have a week off which will probably give them enough time for an existential crisis and/or some off field shenanigans resulting in suspension depending on which team. The road to the gf is open
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Tedesco looks like a garbo
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>>150597400
I remember Ashley Harrison left Souths to play for finals with Sydney City and the next year Souths made the finals and he didn't. I think that's what happened, he ended up at the Titans with the other Minichello
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Wighton should move to the backrow, like the Roosters did with Braith. Wighton's best play as a 5/8 was running inside lines anyway. He's not effective running out-lines at centre.
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3/3 lads
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DECISION MADE
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>>150597448
Genuinely he's my odd man out in a Souths full strength backline next year

1. Gray
2. Johnston
3. Mitchell
4. Graham
5. Munro
6. Walker
7. Humphreys
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grubitohs
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Yeah he doesn't get centre if Trell and Grahame Campbell are fit. Maybe 5/8 with Cody on the interchange, Ward is good enough though for the 6 so maybe 13 is the go. Uncle will figure it out
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thats it for elbowing someone's head on the ground?
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gg homos see you next year
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I think Wighton is ready for his Luke Lewis arc
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gg poopeetohs
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BOK BOK BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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>>150597410
True, but that would require the Dragons to play well.
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>>150597289
KHAWD
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LOCKED IN
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Chudmaxxer
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God it would be be funny if Dom Young gets the spoon
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Listening to the whitlams
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what a sorry state of affairs
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Based whistling ad
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Why did they play this at Allianz when Sergis scored?
https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8
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>>150598048
>>150582316
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>>150598712
>>150598712
>>150598712
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YEAH WE REALLY NEEDED A NEW THREAD AYE LADS GOTTA HAVE ME DAY SPECIFIC THREADS
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My Wife Quincy Dodd
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All games are Spoonbowl if you think about it
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BroncGODS and Posters making sure there is very little at stake for the rest of the weekend. If only the NRL knew it could have put one of those games on Sunday instead
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Good for League 'hips:
Raiders, Dogs, Warriors
Meh for League:
Roosters, Sharks
Tragic for League:
Broncos, Storm, Panthers



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