If you saw this your team was about to lose
>>150584140Who is this man?
shittin'
I'll take Brady over AI slop
2025 nfl REAL game record for the nfc north status???
this thread sucks
I'll take this bussy
Suck this bussy
Who is this bussy
>>150584181>so mindbroken by AI that he just caint recognize real photoshopped images anymoreWhat cognitive dissonance does to a mf
take this bussy
Mind break this bussy
Recognize this bussy
slop this bussy
>>150584294why they so ugly lol
Photoshop this bussy
>>150584294FINALLY
• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Most division titles of all time in 20s• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>150584294The absolute state of this league
>>150584184nmfound it
Absolute state of this bussy
Janny friend why did you delete the football thread and drop us in the bussy thread?
OBLIGATORY
bussy posters deserve the rope
>>150584309Defenses are way too black now as a result
Drop this bussy
vikie frens here?
JD5 wins MVP and SBMVP this year
>>>/pol/514833012
>>150584321Curious indeed, almost as if its a message
*AHEM*FUCK /sp/!That is all.
>busier thread dies for the dead spam threadmy relentless samefagging wins again
Im readiing Wuthering Heights that boy Heathclif is trouble oh boy but he must be so handsomeGo eagles !!
Repeating integers and Mahomes dies tomorrow on live television in Brazil
>>150584208>>150584220>>150584226>>150584236It isn't officially NFL season until bussy posting comes back.
>>150584350based and coom inspired
No cap how do you uncs watch the NFL? Where's the subway surfers at the bottom of the screen? Where's the familiy guy funny clips? Where's the extremely satisfying pimple popping video?
cowboys finna skullfuck the iggles
>>150584294Caleb is a sissy white boiDak is white and cornyHurts is whiteJordan love is white Kyler is a Korean CoD fanboyMahomes is a white cuckRuss is white and cornyno idea what rattler isGimme the others QBs and I'll tell you who's white and black or anything else
>>150584350and i got first post heh we won
>>150584294
>>150584321Bussy posting > real football discussion obviously
>black qbs
>>150584350>admits to samefaggingWhat a pathetic fag
I want to believe
>very
>>150584384The internet zeigeist changed so much that if that post happened today the comments would be people laughing
>>150584401It's true, even Reddit is slowly becoming more and more anti-PC
>cooper dejean staying in the slotyeah good move, pussy ass wh*teboi would get absolutely annihilated by superior ceedee/pickens
Give it to me straight, /nfl/. How badly are the Cowsoys getting BTFO tonight?
>>150584407You just know it's gona be shit
>>150584392>Kingsbury gets a QB who isn't a CoD playing manlet>instant successThanks, bro
>>150584387sorry your essay of shit in the other thread got deleted and no one read it
>>150584417*Bussy assFtfy
ayo did someone finna?
gilf tit commercial
>slopcoomer is still hereyikes
>>15058441969-3
>>150584407>that will be $25 per A
>>150584449Must be new here
am I supposed to know who this slut is? wood though
Bump
>>150584449
>>150584426Honestly im not even mad at you im mad at the state of this board. Jesus what a letdown
huda needs to shut her ass up and just drop the OF link
>>150584480What would we do without you?
Is there an option on the DraftKings app to bet on if we're getting a Black National Anthem for the season opener?
whos this bogged mid latina bitch on the commercial lmao her entire body is plastic
>>150584428
Posted a picture of my game day pizza in the other thread and it got nuked.
>>150584480Bump this bussy
>>150584493What's that bitch talking about now?
janny are you okay?
>thread deleted Lmao AI slop posters get fucking REKT
>>150584509Post it again, silly.
You would
Are you guys watching the US Open before the game? Sabalenka is playing.
Woins
BO NIX>BO NIXBO NIX>BO NIX
>>150584486by Brooke Steinberg
>>150584486Trust me nobody is marrying that inside out ski sock pussy
>Ref dapping up Jalen Hurtsuhhhhhhhhh....
>>150584534>hes still in deep psychosisFucking GRIM
NFL Pickem Starts 9/4 (currently at 103 /sp/tards)Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Password: Rosepink
>>150584294>Bosa faces half of them this yearDPoY incoming!
Did anybody see the ref grabbing Jalen's ass like that?
>>150584540Of course. Still a dumb segment
>the troon infested pedophile parasite shithole of xeattle
How does this faggot Mike Florio still have a job? All he does is write fanfiction about teams and shittalks the league in all their lawsuits.
>>150584366by staring at my phone most of the time posting on anonymous mongolese clam scraping forums
>>150584525talking about the tush push and how other teams need to get a squat rack and stop complaining
>>150584540Damn fucking straight I would
If cowboys go 0-17 for the season what's Jerry's excuse
>>150584589He owns PFT, he employs himself lol
About to demolish this light snack before the big game!
Just took a huge Jalen Hurts. Christ, it fucking reeked.
>>150584639Average foodOne personEtc
>>150584636But why is he allowed on their broadcast. When he's not spreading fakenews/gossip about teams he's shit talking the executives. I've seen the league silence people for much less sins.
>>150584589I like his insight on that nerdy shit like suspensions and cap space stuff
Would you a Greta?
>>150584603I'm sure they have it in their gyms
>>150584454>$25 per A$0 per A in my case.>>150584548Based.
>>150584664You can't trust a single thing that comes out of that faggot's mouth. He's a liar.
>>150584669She has perky tits?
>>150584663NBC bought it lol, it's self promotion
Soon.
Are we getting BASED END RACISM endzones this year?Unless the NFL takes this initiative I unfortunately believe racism will fester in our institutions... Stand up. It takes all of us®
>>150584709Oh yeah, his parents knew
>>150584669everything but the face is legit so...yes i fucking would, i would explode my deepwater horizon in her gulf of mexico if you know what i mean
>>150584589>>150584663Probably the deal he made when he sold PFT to them years ago, that he stays on as an employee and gets to be on air.
Back to back division champs? Your lookin at em'
>>150584709what is the pronunciation of this surname?
>hey jalen, tell us about this weather, crazy huh?>well, you know, you just got to keep the main thing the main thing and work hard to achieve your goals >t-thanks jalen
>>150584684What has he said exactly?
is this the black national anthem? beautiful
I enjoy the Minnesota Vikings how could you tell?
Game Thread>>150584189>>150584189>>150584189
wretched as always
>>150584778He’s so fucking corny.
fucktheiggles
>>15058441931-10
>>150584705The Rams are the most plastic franchise in major league sports. Every day I pray for injuries for all of their players, coaches and fans.
TELL ME SOMETHING GOYYYYY
>>150584419DAK ATTACK
>>150584419Pretty badly, but it would be really funny if they BTFO the iggles.
I'm a size 12 at 5’6
My city let me down, I thought they’d boo that retarded black anthem off the fucking field for sure, but instead they just ignored it.
what time do they start playing? this pregame slop is not for me
My Chiefs would bootyblast both these shit teams.
>>150585046
>>150584831this is cancerous enough
>>150584502You made these up
>>150585046How’d Super Bowl LIX go?
>>150584965>Miscegenation Asqueroso
nfl watching cucks that sit around make a.i. anime have to be the biggest queers alive.
>>150585083you don't Noah Knigga?
>>150584502Legend Journey is ultra cringe. Rest are cool
This will be the season where Patriots or Steelers will break the tie for most Super Bowl rings. Who will get number seven?
Dungy is starting to sound like CorsoSad
A U R A
*whispers* I need a new streaming site.
>>150585256Winston coulda won with these cats
My Bearsies would bootblast both these crap teams.
Wtf the stadium is radioactive
>>150585302OH LAWD DEM PICK SEEXES
>>150585069>>150585084Chiefs injuries:>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the team by the time he played in the owl.>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.Come see me next week once my Chiefs show you what a healthy dynasty looks like.
>>150585450
>>150584140ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
but duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude they were the ONLY team in NFL HISTORY to EVER have injuries in a contact sport 6 months into the season!!!!
Playoof Predictor time
>>150585512Those games wouldn't have been close if half the team wasn't injured.
>>150585592right cause you were the only injured team kek
>>150585450Reminder
>>150585657You're being disingenuous. The only team that had that much injuries to skill position players was the 49ers and they missed the playoffs. Lions had a lot of injuries too but it was mostly contained on the defense to non-skill position players who are easier to replace.
>>150585566>not having ublock
>>150584140In my country nobody knows who that is.
>injury already
NFL rigged
What a fucking idiot.
>dak spitshine
I bet draftkings gave him seven figures for thatwwe shit
>1st play of the season>acl tear>chimpout>flag>ejection>dick spitshit
This is rigged for the Cowboys and I don't mind at all
why is it always the black players taunting the crowd? why don't they just taunt their opponents???
>>150586260>black people being savages is rigged
>>150584938
watch the coyboys unironically win the division with the sirianni having absolutely no ability to manage championship egos
>>150586232It's gonna be a great season
HOL UPWE DEM BOYS
>>150586301Rigged and nigged
Is this the comfy thread
I've seen enough Iggles are finishing fourth in the east
He'll be suspended against my Chiefs. Eagles will be 0-2.
what's with the eagle niggers? last year they kept purposefully running into Cooper DeJean when he was trying to catch punt returns, this year they're already spitting on their opponents. what makes them such douchebags?
>>150586500Philly is a dump of a city
>niggles
>>150586426Why did Dak’s lineman not beat this piss out of that jogger?
Which team is the bigger fraud so far?
>>150586590Why didn’t Dak defend himself instead of taking it like a bitch? What kind of man lets another man spit in his face? I have never not swung on someone for that ever. What a bitch
>>150584368Michael Penis Jr
>2 scoring drives to start offWhere's the defense at? This league I swear
kevin patullo is calling a great game so far. a really nice mix of power running and quick passing. once dallas starts to bite they'll go over the top
>>150586751>Where's the defense at?Int the locker room awaiting a $50k fine and a 2 game suspension
Hate seeing Kevin Hart who is an industry plant. He sucked off diddy to make it in the industry.
>>150586662nah its the lines job to defend them, quarterbacks need to protect their hands, if anything Dak could've shoved the big nigger
>>150586662Dak was busy getting a boner
>>150586795I thought that was bieber that did that
>>150586590>>150586662This is why they have to bring back enforcers. You shouldn't be allowed to disrespect a QB like that and not get your ass beat.
>>150586426I can understand the mindset. A: He should be allowed to spit on Dak. Anyone who’s on a team that has ever won a conference championship should be allowed to spit on Dak. That’s only fair.B: He was probably expecting Dak to retaliate and fight back and either offset the penalty or draw a worse one. How could he know Dak was a coward?
This is bush league
DALLAS SUCKS
I hope this is a shootout
>>150586795I liked his early specials. His style of humor got a bit stale to me though.
Looks like the Philly defense is as bad as Dallas's without Micah Parsons.
>>150586851Everyone sucked that dick for d list celebrity status
>>150586851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn36Rdys3gE
>>150587054They have 8 new starters and fangio runs a tough complex system
>>150587054adoree jackson is a liability out there, the cowboys are picking on him every play he's the CB2
>>150587016Turning into jimmy Fallon where he just claps and dies laughing when his guest makes a joke. Reminds me of any successful chain restaurant, eventually they start cutting corners, all because they need to protect profits
Thug
where's gamethread?
>>150587118>>150587054Also doesn't help when their best player rage quits before the game startsAdoree Jackson is already cooked though.I cannot fucking belive they didn't keep Isaiah Rodgers, Howie was retarded to let him go
>>150587188Oh shit took me a mugshot to realize this the same Georgia player (one of many) with dui issues
>>150586947Temuqueen <3
>>150587211sticky icky
>>150587231>Adoree Jacksonprobably one of my most disappointing bustsI really wanted him to be special
>>150587188>this is what 15 years of White coaches, trainers, agents, publicists and boosters spending millions of dollars in resources gets youkek.
>>150585084New season. New Chiefs.
>>150587231Howie ate Schoen’s poison apple thinking he’d done it again
Philly is gonna blow this shit aren't they
>>150587410
>>150587441it's looking like a pure shootout now without carter
>Commercial>One play>CommercialOnly in Goodell's NFL
>>150587441Who cares, it's week 1.
>>150587451How was your day, babe?
>>150587451 and >>150587515see this >>150585450
>>150587556Not reading all that :^)
Is this the thread to laugh at cucks with Jalen hurts jerseys?Basically is this the thread?
I see Nike is doubling down on the turbonegro marketing
>>150587525Here comes the filly cope
free streams really are all shit nowadays
>>150587556see: >>>/lgbt/
>>150587636Trump drone striked all the Vietnamese restreamers
>>150587636lots of traffic for the only games, and it's the first game of the yearit'll be better for you over the weekendthough I would suggest getting a cheap TV antennae to watch primetime games
how did they allow that first lol he was surrounded
>>150587636mines great lol
>>150587636Works on my machine
>>150587636YTTV has a 21-day free trial
Is it possible to be a NFL coordinator if your highest playing experience is 2 years of JuCo ball?
>box squats
>>150587848Yes. A lot of coaches never even made it to the NFL or were benchwarmers in college. Coaching and playing are two different things.
Holding on 56 imo
>>150587848They have had a couple coaches with no playing experience. Charlie Weis in the NFL and in soccer there was Arrigo Sacchi. a very successful manager at AC Milan that wasn't a soccer player, but a shoes salesman
Damn if only Dallass had some kind of elite pass rusher
>>150587848Of course you can. Most coaches weren't great players.
>tfw the dolphins drafted the wrong bama qb
>>150587996Yup, they should have taken Mac Jones
>>150587996The Dolphins wouldn't be much better with Hurts to be fair.
>>150587996Hurts was always the better QB. Saban just knew that there was no way the team would accept Tua on the sideline after that comeback so he shoehorned him as the starter. Both have low ceilings but Hurts is probably the best culture/glue guy in the NFL.
>iggles
>>150587996Why did they draft Kenneth Grant Shedeur Sanders and Jaxson Dart were right there!
Fangio needs to bench Adoree Jackson.
rams are winning the owlyoure welcome
>>150588239Nah it’s gonna be the Bucs
>>150588224Dart looks like a Hurts/Baker hybrid
>>150588239Maybe on planet retard
>>150588198I commend Tua's toughness but dude is practically bionic and is running out of free concussions, I think if he had stayed healthy he could have been better.Hurts is basically the new Russel Wilson, both of which are super bowl winners
>>150588222shut up gary
>>150587904"Holding" huh? Don't you mean a "hold"? Or else, a "holding penalty"?
>>150588222based gary
>nfl is trying to clean up taunting>in a league that is 80% blackkek, good luck.
these dudes are out of control
>can't celebrate tackles>can't touch the QB too hard>qb can slide late and take out the defenders legs kek, nice "league"
>>150588388lol in the nba this is not an issue. why the fuck is the nfl the way they are?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1-QAF8gLy0
>>150588310Are you still mad that "That's a holding." is not proper English pajeet?
These teams are shit
>>150588458football players have higher estrogen levels
>go to Reddit>literally every thread that talks about a player injury or a stat/video showing touchdowns, top comments are talking about fantasy football
>>150588460I'm confused? You just used the word that exact way? You said it was a "holding"?
>>150588506There was no "a" in that sentence.
>>150588501they get banned if they post anything else.
why is there only one game thread?
>>150587848The GOAT never played a down of football.>pic relatedUnironic advice for how to get into coaching. You probably won't get into the NFL, or if you do it'll be as a low-tier assistant, but this is actually how you start your football coaching career.>if you have a degree, get a teaching certificate>take both USA Football and NFHS courses, as many as you can manage>apply for assistant positions at every single school in your hometown, every school you played football at, every single school within commuting distance>volunteer to work at as many summer camps as possible, meet and mingle with as many coaches as possible>apply to high school all-america camps>volunteer for a youth league>once you land a job, apply to every single college level graduate assistant and entry-level assistant job you can while working that job>jump ship for the first offer you get>everything from this point on is absorbing knowledge and networking>keep volunteering for camps, volunteer for youth leagues, make your face knownYOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A HEAD COACH AT A HIGH SCHOOL TO LAND A JOB AT A COLLEGEThe beginning of your coaching career will look more like freelancing in a creative field than a stable job. You may end up loving high school football more than you expect. You just need to get hours in.
>>150588543Stunning comprehension of English. You used it in the way you said it can't be used, as a noun. You are not describing an action in progress (He is holding), but naming the infraction itself: the penalty called "holding". I accept your concession in advance.
>>150588646
>>150588310Kys brown retard
>>150588824Trip on Temujin
>>150588824Don't butt into conversations you don't understand idiot, the post is ironic
Damn, good throw but better catch.
shaquannnnnnnnnn
>>150588919More like covered by Elam.
How come the cucksois never get flagged for their personal conduct? Number 13 started that fight
>>150589078Cool it with the racism fuckface
>>150589078You are now on the side of Myles Garrett in the Rudolph vs Garrett episode. How does *that team* get away with so much? *Player* clearly instigated!
That Italian man with the glasses does not appreciate the canter of these "fellas" after plays.
>>150589151What the fuck are you babbling about you fucking retard? That has nothing to do with this.Schizo
>>150589258Oh, so the Cowboys didn't deserve a flag then?
Wow the refs manufacture this drive for the cowboys. Gave them a bunch of BS calls and then swallowed their whistle ten times for holding etc
>>150589078>Jalen Carter gibing Dak the Hawk Tuah
>>150589343Don't you mean for a holding?
why does the NuFL use so much damage control?
>>150589351Not that one, the one from five minutes ago after the eagles scored a tuddy
entire fanbase just had a vietnam style flashback to the 2021 wildcard game
>COME ON REF!! THAT WAS A CLEAR PASS INTERFERENCE PENALTY!!
Aubrey is so good
>>150589453Everything outside of the literal game being played on the field is the equivalent of the WWE. Everything is about views, engagement, and revenue.
>>150589462stfu temujin you slut before I rape your throat
>>150589462
Eagles kinda suck
I complained about the Cowboys being in this game only for it to turn out to be a fun game
>>150589566>*dodge*
>>150589608
>>150589492I hope he decimates all of Tucker's records and resume. It would make it easier to forget about him.>t. ravens fan
Now that it's confirmed that the Iggles are finished and they can't possibly win the NFC who is going to face Mahomes in the owl this year? Loins or Packers?
>>150589696I would be shocked if the Ravens don't make it to the owl over the Chiefs this year. So it'll probably be the Loins or Commanders against the Ravens.
Jerry Jones just called me, he needed a new defensive coordinator. What's a crime free suburb in Dallas that I should move to
>>150589729>crime free suburb in Dallas
>>150584140>If you saw this your team was about to losestatistically this is more true for Mahomes actually
>>150589492 While watching an NFL game on TV in 2019, a placekicker missed a field goal and his wife told him: "You could do that."[7] From 2019 to 2022, Aubrey worked with former Mississippi State kicker and kicking coach Brian Egan three times a week.On August 17, 2024, Aubrey kicked a 66-yard field goal in a preseason Week 2 game against the Las Vegas Raiders, unofficially tying the NFL record.[23] In Week 1 of the regular season, Aubrey nearly kicked another 66-yard field goal against the Cleveland Browns, which would have officially tied the NFL record. However, the Cowboys were penalized for a delay of game penalty, negating the field goal.[24] Two weeks later, in a Week 3 game against the Baltimore Ravens, Aubrey kicked a 65-yard field goal, officially breaking Brett Maher's record for the longest made field goal in Cowboys franchise history, along with being the second-longest field goal in NFL history.[25] On December 22, 2024, Aubrey went 4/4 on field goals and 3/3 on 50+ yard kicks in a Sunday Night Football game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, earning NFC Special Teams Player of the Week In Week 8 against the Los Angeles Rams, Aubrey accounted for 11 points, including a 58-yard field goal, and was named NFC Special Teams Player of the Week for his efforts, as well as NFC Special Teams Player of the Month for October.[18][19] In the next game against the Philadelphia Eagles, he set an NFL record for most consecutive field goals made to start a career with his 19th made attempt, beating the previous holder Travis Coons.[20] During Week 14 against the Eagles, Aubrey became the first kicker in NFL history to make two field goals from 59+ yards in the same game (59, 60). He would then be named Sunday Night Football Player of the Game, along with Dak Prescott and Stephon Gilmore.[21] For his performance, Aubrey earned another NFC Special Teams Player of the Week award
>>1505897457>3, 2>0
The writers really putting everything into this season premiere
I will be shocked if Adoree Jackson is back out there
>>150589653helps the last soccer team he played for, Bethlehem Steel FC, is just 1h24m drive from the Ravens stadium
Jalen Carter is expected to receive a 2 game suspension. My Chiefs are going to feast.
>>150589897I think we would have beaten them anyway. Not impressed with their defense tonight
>>150589831unironically excellent kicker training environmentThat icy port breeze is fucking brutal.
I've seen enough of Hurts. He's a meme checkdown baby. He sucks.
>>150589653Why? He's innocent in the eyes of the Law.
>my>we>our>uskwab
>Oline baby
>>150589961Because I interact with normal human beings and don't want to have to defend a man that they perceive as a literal demon. Not everything is 4chan.
>>150589958>3.2 second average time to throw>longest in the nflhe’s the greatest o-line babby we’ve ever seen
Is Saquon that good or is Dallas' d-line that shit without Micah Parsons?
>>150590047Yes
>>150589958>>150590018>>150590032while I agree, he's got a ringmy QB is probably the most talented individual player of the last 20 years but he can't help but embarrass himself every time he gets to the playoffsI wouldn't trade, I love the guy, but in the end rings are what this league is about
>>150590047Saquon is retardedly good. The Giants couldn't unleash him because of their shitty Offensive Line.
>>150590047Kenny Clark is a better run stopper than Micah. Uncalled holds are propping up the Eagles run game
>>150590047Parsons was dogshit against the run, he wouldn't be making a difference. I'm not exaggerating. If every snap was run defense he might not even start, he's DOGSHIT against the run.nice flag btw
>>150589492Seriously, I feel that he gets under appreciated because the Cowboys have so many "star" players that people focus on. Legit probably the best kicker in the league if Tucker doesn't come back but Tucker was losing his edge anyways. I like Bates too but Aubrey seems a league above him.
>>150590022Innocent until proven guilty.
>150589999stfu you teamless gypsy webm spammin faggoty fuck boi
>>150590115That's great, bud. I have sex and would like to keep it that way.
>>150590077If Lamar was on this Eagles team they would literally never lose
time for dem boyz to take the lead
>free on YouTube[X] Doubt
>>150590022you'll have to defend mike green from now on so what does it matter, the organization clearly doesn't give a fuck. they would've kept tugger too if he didn't have a down year last season
I'm about to make a spreadsheet for the porn I plan to download, neatly categorized with all of the download links
I don't think I like the nfl anymore
>>150590142I am happy for you and your boifriend.
>cringe commercial based off shitty y2k songYep it's football time
>>150590201Porn is awful for you. Don't do that.
>>150590158You're not wrong. Lamar does so much more for the Ravens than people know. God I fuckin love that he's a Raven. At this point I don't care if he never wins a ring. He's such a special player and such a high character guy.>>150590184Fair, but Green is currently unproven and unknown to most fans. Tucker is one of the ten most important players in the franchise's history.>>150590218lol
>webm derangement syndrome is in full swingFootball is back.
>>150590312LET'S GO RAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS
This Sanders guy on the Cowchads just reminded me:>Two of the best players of all time are named Sanders>And aren’t relatedOdd
So I wanted to post in the Eagles-Cowboys game thread and discovered it’s a sticky with a million posts and thus totally unreadable.WTF?
>White player doesn't retaliate>doesn't get penalizedWell...would you look at that?
Sack Picksix when?
damn miles sanders still got something in the tank>>150590423and drafted in the same yearand both passed on by the packers for a roided up croatian fraud
>>150590423Yeah, I love Tom Brady-Sanders and Jerry Rice-Sanders
Bussy
>>150590423>dats dey slave name, dey grandaddies owners were wood-workas n sheeeeeit
Soft as fuck call
what are you supposed to do as a defensive player? He was fucking going down?
throwing flags for hospital balls now?
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me anymore
Fucking lol
kwasanders
ball don't lie
>>150590167supposedly it's going to just be essentially on the homepage and you click it and it's freewe'll see
>tush push celebrationtop kek
>sanders cursed nfl name
If I was an NFL running back I just wouldn't fumble the ball.
wait...you can't ask your female workers what they are doing in the bathroom?
FUCK
So eagles win by 4 game over? I can go to bed?
suspended or delayed?
how is lightning an issue of concern in 2025at least it's not in a dome like the chorgers once had
>WEATHER DELAYBOOOOOOOOO
I’d like them to do a study of how often lightning strikes the stadium during these gay weather delays. I guarantee you it has never happened at all.
This is why you don't build outdoor stadiums. DomeGODs stay winning.
>>150590830yeah but IF it does, they get sued and look bad (which is worse) and they don't want that.
>ejection>ACL tear>weather delaywildest opening night of all time
Hey thanks a lot for shutting down all of the eagles momentum. Assholes. This game has been completely rigged against the eagles since the first second
>>150590830Probably less often than if there were a bunch of tall dudes standing in the middle of the field.
>>150590896the xheagles are winning, dumbass.
the sticky thread is for gay fags, considering most everyone is posting in it that is watching this game and being on here, I think most people are fags. who the fuck would stick to a janny containment zone
>>150590889just started watchingwhose ACL?
>>150590617>I'm not getting enough attention in the gamethreads since it moves so fast so I'll post in /nfl/.Dude, get a life.
Goodell's weather machine is finally operational
>>150590889It's a weather delay? Holy shit this game is cursed
Somebody get a webm of dak doing that windmill shirtless in the locker room
>>150590906Yeah as opposed to a bunch of tall metal all over the stadium?They would never be struck by lightning. It wouldn’t happen.
bro what do they have blake griffin doing what the fuck was that
>>150590948Sticky threads are unusable
Millions of kids are watching, if the league doesn't suspend Jalen Carter it will set a bad example for youths.
this is a deathblow for the ratings in this adhd tiktok world we live inprobably lost half the audience and it won't come back
>>150591176I had been predicting a Pickens chimpout and Jalen Carter stole his thunder
>>150591176he got kicked out before the game even started, that's a huge deal
>>150591254pickens takes a while to get goinghe doesn't have any melties until around mid season
So who benefits from this pussy ass delay
>>150591261Kicking out a player isn't enough to discourage the behavior, you have to suspend him and let all players know this is not tolerated. Millions of kids will spit on people now trying to copy him.
PLAYTHEGAMEI have work in the morning!
>>150591201Yep, this is essentially the end of the broadcast. Me and my husband just turned it off and went to bed to snuggle, and we’re even Eagles fans.
>>150591285Cowboys, Eagles lose all the momentum.
>>150591254I swear he had to have been paid to do that. Draftkings is going to give him one of those giant publisher's clearinghouse style check midfield when the game is over.
>>150591029>DudeTemujin is a girl. She can’t help it.
I expect YOU to be watching this great game in Brazil tomorrow
>17 black QBs>15 white QBsUuuuuuuuh>black QBsBros?
HE REALLY SPAT ON DAK BEFORE THEY EVEN STARTED PLAYING LMAO
>>150591386Rattler, Dak, Mahomes, and Mr. Unlimited aren't black.
>>150591384>It’s real
>>150591176If any "youth" is idolizing that bignig, they're already too far gone.
>>150591442Funny since he could still fuck your sister
>>150591386
>hurts vultures all the TDs again while playing like dogshitHe needs to kill himself NOW
>>150591462>muhhhhh dikjamaal, get off 4chins. We don't want you here.
>>150591386>libtards: why do White people make everything about race! We are 1 race! The HUMAN race>also libtards: >>150591386
>>150591469and currently zero today with 2 coons at the helm..
>>150591469NFL record high for interceptions week 1
>>150591493Cope
>>150591544No one ever claimed they had "getting away from the cops passing abilities"
>>150591591IAYC, feel free to add all of these to your reddit screenshot post.
>>150591386rattler and mahomes are .5 for each sideI don't think that is black either
>update coming at 11ESTTranslation: the NuFL is calculating if more people will watch the game if they restart tonight vs if they restart tomorrow at 6:00p EST and lead into the queefs game.
>>150591632that tua*
Just when you thought Jewdell's NFL couldn't get any gayer.
>>150591075What's the range of a potential lighting strike? If it's just the tallest thing there are taller structures in the city so then the stadium won't be hit at all. If it's only 50 feet then a guy on the field could be the tallest. The reach of lightning isn't infinite and it's not going to bide it's time for the best opportunity. It won't necessarily hit the highest thing either.
>>150591621Post your tiny white needle to add to my KWAW (kek what a whiteoid) collection
NBC has the sitties broadcast talent by a large margintotal losers
>>150591709>n-no u
>>150591757Concession denied. Post it. Timestamped.
Most disappointing opening ever? Y/N?It’s not fair westcoastfags get to enjoy thisFuck Gavin Newscum
>>150591712ESPN is pretty bad but this might be worse
This season is cursed now, huh?
I took this time to read the new One Piece chapter. 10/10 kino lore dump. It gives us the setup leading to God Valley.
So, anyways. This is NFL Jalen Carter in an alternate life.
>>150591786bothACL tear + ejection + weather delay is a peak shitposting meme gamebut holy shit it's thursday
>>150591786who raped you?
>>150591849>ACL tearWait what
>>150591811tranime slopper begone
>>150591811I dropped it once they went to Elbaf. It's a lame follow up from Egghead. Might get back into it once Elbarf is done.
>>150591852>panamaGeorge H. W. Bush, of course.
>>150591889I'm unironically offended that you're suggesting I'm a weeb. I don't watch anime and One Piece is the only manga I read. Fuck you.
>>150591811I took this time to read Chiefs King’s essay. I’m convinced.
>Michael Jordan is suddenly appearing at NFL gamesWhich team is he buying? Panthers?
>>150591928We're in a kino flashback right now. Blackbeard's dad is Rocks.
The actual goat is in the building. Fuck Brady who only played half the game on the sidelines watching the defense.
Outside of a few games where the starter was injured, >my team has had a White QB for the past 9 seasons. That is the ONLY reason I still watch NFL games.
>>150592028>implying MJ played defensekek
>>150590830also there's almost 60 man-lives lost in cumulative hours considering 40 million people have to wait an hour
>>150592004Let me spoil the whole series for you.1. Final battle is between Luffy and Blackbeard. Blackbeard kills Shanks.2. Once Pirate King, Luffy learns that the One Piece is the friends we made along the way. The government now becomes for the people by the people, who are all in “one piece”. 3. Read a real book.
>>150591852>>150591849I’m mad cause I’m about to fall asleep
>>150592031sports are a boring soap opera for the most part. playing games is so much more fun than watching them.
>>150592071>2. Once Pirate King, Luffy learns that the One Piece is the friends we made along the way. The government now becomes for the people by the people, who are all in “one piece”.Stopped reading right here, you're fucking retarded. Don't reply to me.
>>150592071Not that anon but the final battle should be Imu. Teach will die of old age and is not a long term threat to that world, meanwhile Imu is immortal and has been fucking up the world for hundreds of years.
>>150592055He's literally one of the greatest perimeter defenders of all time and he won a DPOY
>>150592125>a>singularOh...neat.
>>150592099I agree it’s retarded, that’s what will happen though. Sorry.>>150592122Shanks kills Imu
>>150592071>>150592099>Luffy learns that the One Piece is the friends we made along the way.Didn't the author specifically say he would never do this ending since it would be unfair to the fans who have followed the series for so long.
>>150592169Yes exactly, which why saying that would be the One Piece was retarded.
>>150592169You’re gonna have to prove that because I’m 100% sure that’s the plan. I think it started as a McGuffin that he didn’t have a plan for, the series evolved to be about Luffy vs corruption and now the One Piece has always been a metaphor for unity.
>tranime poster derails the general for an hourthis is why everyone hates you
>>150592185Stop calling people retarded, you read Japanese comics for children. Get a grip.
>>150592195Maybe next time play the game in a fucking dome so we don't have to deal with delays. Also, it hasn't even been 20 minutes. Are you too fucking stupid to tell time?
This delay is on par with when Hamlin died in terms of how long it is
>>150584140...their male virginity
>>150592205Who raped you?
>>150592228they cancelled that game though because a bunch of weak minded sissies play on the bills and bengals
>>150592205You post on an anime website, dork
>>150592195>this is why everyone hates you>meme arrow faggot has to point out the obviousthis is why everyone hates you
>>150589767Transition sentences are your friends anonMahomes is statistically more clutch than Tom
We luv Carrot here
>Carrotfag appearsYep. General ruined
Well, they just lost the zoomer audience thinking scheduling the season opener in Philly this time of year was a good idea
>>150592250I was told that this was an anonymous version of reddit? I didn’t know it was specifically for fans of anime.
>>150584938This but every single MLS and NBA team
>>150592297All outdoor stadiums should immediately have domes airlifted onto them
>>150592249No....they (((cancelled))) the game because the Bengals were winning and were going to threaten the queefs chances at a home game in the divisional round. They stopped that game because a bunch of weak minded sissies play on the bills and bengals
>>150592205>Stop calling people retarded, you read Japanese comics for children. Get a grip.
>>150592301/a/ and /b/ were the first and only boards for a while, newfag
>one heat lightning strike that just goes across the clouds 7 miles away>delay an event 50 million people are watching for two hourswhat a shithole the USA has become
>>150592385I'm gonna blame the raiders for this
Is ACK gonna get suspended too then?
>>150592409? Fuck you.
Jalen Hurts is a bad quarterback.How many weeks into the season before the sports media pundits are allowed to acknowledge that?
Now they got me looking up all the other stadiums that could possibly have thunderstorms this week and it seems like a lot. Did they control the weather to instigate a domes only NFL rule?
>>150592542It's because a lot of teams are on the east coast and hurricane season now extends into September.
>>150592542No Kiwi, they did not.
>>150592527Flus finally realized the move is to blitz him every play. The Jets D and Bucs D have wrecked him before doing that.
>>150592527they gotta hype him up after the owl
>>150592385they forget it is the ENTERTAINMENT industry
>>150592583someone getting smited by lightning during a play would be pretty entertaining
>>150592527did you watch the first half?they punt once after he dominated the game and you are ready to call him bad?you are a retard
>>150592373>>150592373>>150592373New
>>150592606Literally just blitz him. He crumbles if there's any kind of pressure. Which is absurd given he has the best O-line in the NFL.
>>150592631The only reason he's not a practice squad guy is because of that line.
