South Africa tour of England 2025RESULT2nd ODI (D/N), Lord's, September 04, 2025,South Africa tour of EnglandSA 330/8ENG (50 ov, T:331)325/9South Africa won by 4 runsLive21st Match (N), Bridgetown, September 04, 2025,Caribbean Premier LeagueBR (19.1/20 ov)150/5
YFI
feeling cute today
>What's that?>England's about to not win another series at home?if a country loses and theres no one watching, does their crying still make a sound?
YFO
>>150586983>We used to rule the waves>The sun never set in our empireYeah, alright gramps. Don't forget to take your meds.
Africa seems to be the next destination for cricket. https://emergingcricket.com/insight/bowled-over-by-progress-sierra-leone-plans-four-new-international-cricket-grounds/
>One of the greatest to take the field for the Black Caps is coming out of international retirement, albeit with a twist.>For a start, Ross Taylor will be wearing the blue of Samoa instead of the black of New Zealand. On top of that, he’ll walk to the middle as Leaupepe Luteru Taylor, his Samoan chief title and first name.https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/cricket/black-caps/black-caps-great-ross-taylor-comes-out-of-international-retirement-to-play-for-samoa-in-t20-world-cup-qualifiers/QDRS5GYUM5E3DNZQBS4KQZU4IY/
Shouldn't be allowed
>>150583811meant love colonising desi women
If you love gold diggers sure
>>150588365holy....
every morning I log on to Teams and say "MonYay!", "FriYay!" etc
>>150592469Shouldn't be allowed
>>150592627What about WednesYay
>>150592687of course! only on the appropriate day obviously
>peewees with internet accessShouldn't be allowed
for me it's Leaupepe Luteru Ross Poutoa Lote Taylor
>>150593052gm sir
>>150593596*does a sivu tao*
>le pepeso Ross is an election tourist newfag
*does a spine tingling samoan chief*
>>150593596contemplating the implications for polynesian cricket
love bazball love the 'dredlove LIV golf
>>150593596pretty weak team tbqhonly one current domestic playerprobably give england a good run though hahaha
>>150594887what changes would you make to the playing xi
bouldering later
Boring Bowen's bouldering blog
Sofa King Ree Toad Edd
simply put, bedsits don't have hallways
actually we only get the 'bouldering later' or 'walking to bouldering' blogs now because there's been absolutely no progress for 1.5 years lmaomight as well say 'flexing my pathetically unathletic welsh genetics later'
>peaches curated playlist shan't be watching rage tonight
warriors play in 25min
>>150592469Pajeetas look like that?
>uhh akshually I put some self-reported numbers into my reddit app so there. btw the code F7akj13_6 really means it's a v4 haha trust meol toothpicky only hitting new levels of cope
means v6 ol' bingo wings you fat neek
is it only homosexual climbers that stay indoors instead of climbing outdoor terrain
he goes spastic for the plastic rocks
he made r/bouldering his home page, watched every vid on the subject in his bedsit, did creatine and all other other kinds of PEDs then went to donedon once and some lad visiting from Kyoto did his PB for a warm up lmao
GOTTEM KEK
>>150595531worse than I had imagined
isn't a bedsit and I bet it's bigger than the shithole you rent
anyman itt free for a bit of squash tomorrow morning?
>>150595070umm ...sub out censorship and surveillance for a decent opening pair, someone who might actually score freely¿... eyequeem
>>150595872...yh
>>150594113*projectile vomits in yer face*...sorry fella x
yfo x3
>x3awwww x
might see what tarq bakery saying
what a fatty, and I don't mean the yank
any veggie pasty offerings fella¿ ala are Greggs¿
watching Looper
>>150595872got a stick i can borrow
that's what xi said
Craving an onion bhaji now. One of the great benefits of living in a multicultural society such as ours is the wide availability of different types of baked goods. Can have a sausage roll one day, then an onion bhaji, and maybe some freshly made baklava for pudding
>>150596061yes I do mate
>>150595667>trying to distinguish gayness in climbing rocks
>>150596241>caring this muchgay.jpg
1s game tomorrow is off because the other side (already relegated) can't raise a side and have conceded My season is well and truly OVER My last chance to stat pad a better average for the 1s against the shittest team in the league won't materialise ffs
They really should replace the 2s side (who are in danger of relegation) with the 1s players, but I'm guessing this won't happen
>>150596288t. Gary Gayer
>>150596300the absolute state of the englishcannot fathom conceding a game
>>150595531yep, they do these days
if you look at it objectively bard has had a dreadful seasonstarted off by getting like a million ducks, became team mascot / joke of the team while having his annus horribilis again offspin (completely exposed) then as the rotten cherry on top couldn't escape further humiliation in the nets when cowering like a little pansy against a bit of left arm medium paceI know we can apply some statistical mental gymnastics via combined averages or padding in lost causes vs GCSE students but let's just be real
>>150596300makes you wonder if they sent bard up just to get the dead weight out of the 2nds without any blowback
I think bard is just a bit of an engima for the coaches, they couldn't really decide where his skills were best plied
>>150596384They're a fairly small club (two sides) who have a dreadful season (both relegated) and the weather's a bit shit now, so I suspect they simply cannot be arsed>>150596550Had 3 ducks across my 14 innings this season - not ideal, but could have been worseFinished with an average just under 30, would have been quite respectable if not for my dire form for the 1sAnd I'd prefer it if you didn't comment on my anus please, that makes me a little uncomfortable >>150596565A very fair point, you might be onto something
>>150596624Literally just let me open the batting and have a baz against pace ffs Trouble is, I know that I haven't earned that right for the 1s yet, hence why I've been coming in at 5-7, and it's just my bad luck that in all four of my innings I've come in to face off-spin following a top-order collapse - simply not a match situation that I thrive inJake Libby had the same problem at Notts, but then thrived after moving to Worcestershire and being allowed to open consistently
Nobody at my club has a higher average for a particular side than my 80 for the 2sIf I don't win best batsperson in the end of season awards I'll kick offThe little tarq who averages 65 for the 1s and is top run scorer for the club should accept his silver medal gracefully
>batting hero is Literally who Libbyit's joever
riveting*falls a-fucking-sleep*
Michael Vaughan used to say of a struggling batsperson that he ‘is hitting it well in the nets’I reckon after your meltdown against the left arm medium pace dibbler in a zero pressure situation the captain and other senior players have lost all confidence in you. They can’t afford to have you open and spread your fear down the order
>>150595872Would bury you into the nick
>>150596550>if you look at iti don't
>>150596720Luckily no senior players saw that episode because most of the 1s don't bother to netAnd I hit a muscular 63* just a few days laterGetting peppered by the frighteningly-quick left armer clearly woke me up a bit and encouraged me to bat more betterer
Six string faux americana hack was mentally disintegrated by The Soul Limbo Affair. Thought it couldn't possibly happen but much like a certain man's salary, it did. Ego never recovered
As a senior player myself, I like to have a chat with the net bowlers after a session. Get an idea of who is moving their feet well, who looks like their bottle’s run out, who maybe needs a new specsavers prescription. Helps me plan the batting order for the next match, as well as helping those bowlers feel more involved in the success of the team. If you were looking ginger against slow left armer, I would find that out. Of course you should have come to me first to tell me you had the problem so we could work on it together. Did you even do that?
>>150597105Like I say, no senior players at nets Would quite like a proper batting coach to poke holes in my technique and help me improve, it's one thing I unfortunately never had as a junior And please do NOT call me ginger, I'm blond ffs
I use an accountability system when selecting teams. If players come to me and quietly tell me that another player is breaking any of my rules then I make an example of the rulebreaker in front of everyone. They don't play the next game and I quietly give the informant a little promotion.
>keen to learn>refused advice on how to play spin by Virender Sehwag*whistles Soul Limbo*
HAPPPYONAM EVERYONENAM
hey siri, calculate bard's batting average for the season. now adjust for the extent to which his batting contributed to his team winning, and remove the inflation attributable to certain not out scores. hmmmmm
>>150597213it's called elite honesty as I understand it
>>150597514Unironically saved the 2s from relegation My muscular 89 was the deciding factor in a close-fought victory against the team who are likely to be relegated in our place (we're likely to finish just 2 or 3 points ahead of them, but it could all change)Equally though, you could say that I cost the 1s their promotion, because scores of 0 and 5 might have been the difference in close fought losses against mid table sides we really should have beat (although PLEASE take into account the fact that I save at least 10-20 runs in the field per game)
always funny to read comments on youtube videos of succession scenes. all people going into paragraphs about the hidden motivations and calculations behind the characters and it's all very plainly wrong lmao
as a mate said once succession (which I do like) is a arrested development but less overtly silly
hey siri, disregard bard's missives in your analysis please.
not big on this 1s or 2sit should be 1sts, 2nds so on, as in 1st XI, 2nd XI etc
feeling gayfeeling gayer
some heaters being posted in the /cric/ group chat
next kino?
hey lads
>>150597506Happy Onam Malayli-san
Shant watch anything on YouTube that isn’t music or cricket footage. Do NOT need a bunch of prats discussing six times Simon Katich was related to the Rothschilds
>>150597939platoon
True wealth is peace and quiet
>>150598162don't care for it or any oliver stone flicks really
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zBBY3bMokG8zachy b caught on film
love youtube
love platoon
Dreadful on the nose writing in Platoon. For me, it’s the bit where Charlie Sheen tries to stop the rape by clutching the little girl and screaming ‘she’s a human being’ at the nasty ones. Or when the voice over tells us that Barnes and Elias are like two different father figures to the platoon.Best Vietnam film might be The Quiet American
nigga discovers oliver stone
*critques monet*well too many water lilies for my liking
why is bruce lee fighting everybody? this movie sucks
>The All Whites have experienced late heartbreak in game one of the Soccer Ashes after Australia debutant Max Balard scored in the 87th minute to snatch a dramatic 1-0 win in Canberra on Friday night.>the soccer asheswhat?
>>150598252based
"catching up" with the anglican who left me to move to another state tomorrowwhy do I do this to myself lads
>>150597514notice how he avoided answering this with the actual number kek
mental how the /cric/ wheel keeps on turning...
reddit meet tonight
>>150598655Who avoided it, Siri?Or do you want me to personally perform the absurd mathematical calculations in the post and report back a specific number?
hey siri, share the results of your calculations with the /cric/ group chat, the one that has everyone but bard in it
>absurd calculationslets just start with batting avg in winning games then
>>150598803Just run the numbers on this and it's 37Higher than my overall average
>>150598743based evening boulderer
mad how much use you can get out of this memeI see shitjeet's on the left these days, pleading in every thread for bard to notice him (still must be stinging after that cousin's salary exposé (was brutal tbf, not sure enough to make me leave /cric/ for 5 years but still lmao))
Had three people send me £50 "reward and recognition" vouchers at toil this week just for doing my job lmaoDon't have owt to spend them on really so just bank them up as Amazon gift cards, got more than £600 saved up there now
fascinating story, tell it again
>>150598850meaning you're a downhill skiier
>>150598927Had three people send me £50 "reward and recognition" vouchers at toil this week just for doing my job lmaoDon't have owt to spend them on really so just bank them up as Amazon gift cards, got more than £600 saved up there now.>>150598935Better than being an uphill gardener, I suppose
bard committing misfeasance in public office
literally admitted to taking bribes
Another lad told me he's nominating me for the £250 award too (which is paid as cash so I'd be taxed on it, annoyingly), but pretty sure that one won't be approved
dodging taxes too
the corrupt authoritarian tax avoding bard
>>150598995>>150599006I bloody WISH I could dodge taxes desuYou should have seen the sickening amount I had to voluntarily pay from my freelance toil in the last few yearsMakes it worse knowing it goes straight into the pockets of some bloody useless civil servant, whole lot of them should be sacked
he didn't deny the corruption allegations
the shut-in delusional, making it up as he goes larper
the civil service is such a joke>bro just buy some more holidays, you only have 45 this year lmao>bro just change role internally once your neck is on the line for something lmao>bro here's £50 get me back mate, insider trading on the taxpayers watch is what we do lmaoutter joke. imagine if there was DOGE here, bard and co would be on the streets
imagine your taxpaying dollars going to funding bard and his transgender harem
*triggers bnob's ptsd*
>>150599065We are all whores, some of us are just more open about it than others >>150599086Can't really deny these truthnukes (although I only have 25 days holiday, rising to 30 this year) (although flexi time is basically equivalent to at least 10 extra holiday days desu)>>150599101As a humble taxpayer it makes me sick to my stomachHave to start managing the trannard next week, not looking forward to it
bard face reveal when?
ex gf blocked me on instagram 3 years after our last interaction makes you think
makes me think I didn't ask
sorry :(
>>150599233she thinks about you every nightshe blocked you in a desperate attempt to stop thinking about youshe wants you to get in touch
>>150599172Seems highly unlikely
Bard is Jonny Bairstow
has he posted any songs lately? I got sidetracked
im the new bard, started on this tonighthttps://vocaroo.com/1bpZsCfUUwZV
turkbro face reveal when?
has it ever worked (long-term) when the girl breaks up with you and then you get back in touch down the line? don't think it has desu
I've got doxxed quite a few times. who cares
looking good mate
>>150599775Prefer not to comment on these rumours >>150599858Not for quite a while desu
>>150600127What is going on with the ears here?
>>150599858Not since he was mentally disintegrated by a certain 12 bar blues with a Caribbean twist vocaroo
eta for disco sesh¿
>>150599885Groovy baby but could do without the girly autotuney vocals
Anyone watching the barbados beach blast?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24cJZgO8g2M
this bit was actually kino
>bnob's continued search for a father figure
Currently watching Durham vs Hampshire in the Vitality T20 Blast(Hampshire absolutely peppering the northerners)
certainly not watching that
having a wee pre drink in my peng flat
>>150601583You may certainly not!!!!
Shouldn't be allowedhttps://www.espncricinfo.com/story/ross-taylor-joins-eoin-morgan-kepler-wessels-and-others-who-have-changed-teams-in-international-cricket-1501694
>>150601953pre what? more drinks by yourself? fucking alchy, get a grip
finally the weekend>goes to work
>>150603429before drinks on walmgate with my mates, you fat neek how was the chase tonight ol bingo wings
just met another Zachary Canadian he spells it zak though what a chav
if zachy was from west indies he'd be called blacky
bard's not posted any of the old 'roos because he's working on his Grace rendition. now that his cricketing reflexes have departed this is a good project and the end result's going to be amazing
gm cric, looks like its going to be another beautiful day
>>150605415This is very true and I had ALMOST cracked the code with Grace, but unfortunately my muscular front foot cuts last week convinced me that actually my cricketing reflexes are sharper than ever, and so I have shelved the Grace project once and for all
don't think the leader of these meets likes me doesn't seem me as reddit enough politically incorrect
going Bouldering isn't enough
>>150605500>heres your punishment convict
Back from my on court sesh. Was a good'un considering my level of fatigue. Won every XD match was good craic innit
XD
>>150605500lgm x
>>150605538GOTTEMONEenjoyed this ngl
went to a meet tonight ladswas good except for this one weird alchy who kept talking about chin upswas extra weird if you looked at his arms. looked like he'd never seen a gym. they were basically 2 toothpicks
How did cricket succeed where football fails?https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/how-the-icc-dragged-umpiring-into-the-21st-century-1500988
There's another Canadian chad here Seems to be on the bongo
My feet are in shambles atm could do with a proper rest and massage tbqh>>150606307The old corrupt MCC englunders were fucked off and the followers of satya (truth) the BCCI took over
>that's an expensive pianostill laughing at this. what a pleb
>>150606054Don't believe his lies (he's a civil serpent it's in his blood to lie) ol' six string hack is still mentally disintegrated by The Soul Limbo Affair
Just told an Italian neek with glasses he looked like that chess player caruana and he wasn't best pleased
>at a social event in a pub>excuse yourself every 2 mins to phone thumb another post on /cric/based
You are the chosen one
I need MDMA to dance to be honest Can't engage with this normie shit
Absolute kino
Don't need MDMA to succumb the mind and body to the seductive rhythms of Navratri
>>150607045imagine the smell
Mental how subhuman whites don't have a single celebration as kino as the festival of nine nights no wonder they're all miserable sods
Says a lot about the ego of six string hack that he thinks he's planning a great trip to Bharat without having a little check of festival dates to experience potential kino. Suppose when one grows up in a shitty self-hating control-by-fear abrahmaic cult nothing is ever a real celebration
There is this sweaty homo dancing to pink pony club See, this this where heroin never lets you down
>>150606514>social event in a pubYour country has a serious alcoholism denial problem.
You'll be chasing the dragon if you ever pluck up the courage to take your on court beating twiglet legs
You genuinely wouldn't get a game off of me you fat Indian neek
>>150607045bbbBBBAASED
https://youtube.com/shorts/ukVUtnI8kMM?si=QHcnI3tEj8UMt06oKino
god I wish I was Chinese
>was†were>subjunctive mood, used for unreal or hypothetical situations.
What if I have totally plateaued at +40kg 20 mm max hangI suppose there is something sobering in this. Done all the bouldering my Welsh genes allows
picrel iykwim haha
Not that I will ever stop bouldering
Great book this Proper page turner
>>150608650I would be so much happier im chongqing
https://youtu.be/dVNdTXEJv1A?si=5SdYwOgTvuIpifuZRemember when life was good
>>150607040china has a authenticity and gravitas the world has lost particularly contrasted to the cheap plastic veneer of modern America
drumpf could never
China has aura Yanks praying they will invade their tiny little satellite state Taiwan
china has every right to taiwan unironically
China will never invade Taiwan Why would you invade your own country
so true. taiwan is simply not a country and the perception that it is one is purely a western cope to rationalise recognising the ccp as the government of china without giving up taiwandid the united states invade the confederate states?
I stand with china 100%
I stand with the people's liberation army and the heaven mandate
>>150610392and chingchongchinchin to you too, fella
>President Trump weighed in on the growing partnership between India, Russia and China on Friday, after the three nations’ leaders gathered together at a summit earlier in the week.>“Looks like we’ve lost India and Russia to deepest, darkest, China,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “May they have a long and prosperous future together!”lmao
president xi, i am innocent boy, my country is not free…please send 30000 dongfeng intercontinental ballistic missiles to free my country australia
I have absolutely no idea how I am supposed to act in clubs anymore I fundamentally don't get it. A few designer ciders does not make me feel at ease. A suck of crack and it could be a different story
>>150611691why would you go to a club after the age of 24?assuming youre ~30 like everyone else here
>>150612341for drugs, obviously
I might love bouldering but redditors just give me the ickClimbing is so much better than climbers
>>150612936bouldering is honestly the most pussy sport I've ever seen.put those basedboys on a cliff edge with no safety and I'll watch.
I can separate the art from the artist
an artist who can be separated from his art is a sellout.
love kanye west
>>150613088retard
>>150613166nice dubs
the average normie will never understand hold my liquor
the average human is barely even sentient
we watch grown men play with a ball and take it seriously
without sport we would have a lot more war and fighting
I always ask myself "What would Shane Warne do?".It has kept me out of a lot of trouble.
Went to lunch with my near 95 year old grandfather at cornus earlier on this weekWe spoke about world war 2 and the universe He is still so lucid, has this mind that is so fascinated by the universe
How do I begin to appreciate this youthful body, these vast years to come, without a God to guide me
Can relapsed Catholicism ever be the answer
lyricists such as mark e smith
Sounds like you're looking for a cult my dude.
There are moments in my mind that feel truly spiritual, nostalgic to the point of otherworldly. And this feeling is incessant, constant, each one that passed is replaced with a new one, constantly.
I have been very close to starting to go to church a few times in my adult lifeCovid lockdowns was one of them - the satanic presence in the world was palpable at the time
When it starts getting cold in Yorkshire, It doesn't just start getting cold in Yorkshire- there is something indescribable at play.
won't be voting reform, won't be voting for Trump's lapdog faragehe's so pathetic, how he brown noses trump and Israel. Gets proper star struck every time he goes to a convention in texas. Proper cringe
>>150614835>farageI thought he retired after brexit.
corbyn could have fixed the united grimdom
going to be pretty angry if i find out you vote for someone who isn't outwardly anti-refugee, pomlad
A leader who cares
why would you care it's not your country
because how political issues are viewed is completely globalised, and the aussie voters take their opinions from what they see happening overseas
China doesn't want war, they just want your loyalty.Also waifus.
When did David Cameron ever ask you how you were?Never A little bit of though goes a long way
My dad said to never trust someone with a first name for a surname
>>150615294David Mitchell
starting to feel anxious in my peng flat lived experience tells me it's nothing to worry about
where does the anxiety stem from?
chemical imbalance
if you guys are bored, come over to >>150605148Argentina vs Aus nowNZ vs SA next
>>150616470thanks saffabro, forgot this was on
lovely day in fremantle as is typical of fremantle
YNR the Universe Boss
bought from the record store dinosaur jr you're living all over me, duster contemporary movement and husker du zen arcade. was hoping for the new swans but not in stockjohn butler was there signing thinhd for no obvious reason got him to sign the zen arcade sleeve because I thought it was funny. such is the hustle and bustle when you live in the 6163
>>150616968>husker dumy man
Escaping before Britzo hours
I love getting paid in cash, the ATO can suck my dick
alchy b ranting and raving like a lunatic until 5am. grim
shur it ol bingo wings, fatty
eyw 1/4 zip corduroy surf jumper levis straight legnew balance 530slooking really cute one of my better looks
everyone piles on about anything zachy does but he often isn't that wrong. like his clothes posts are always correct but he gets laughed at still. makes you think
>poo balances
I am wired to the man
not clothes that warranted the salomons might get some onitsuka tigers though agree new balances too common
Looking forward to the blonde neeks blog posts laterThat I won't be reading
>his clothes posts are always correcteither bait or I DREAD to imagine what your neeky pro max wardrobe must look like
>Honnold is history’s greatest ever climber in the free solo style, meaning he ascends without a rope or protective equipment of any kind. Above about 50 feet, any fall would likely be lethal, which means that, on epic days of soloing, he might spend 12 or more hours in the Death Zone. On the hardest parts of some climbing routes, his fingers will have no more contact with the rock than most people have with the touchscreens of their phones, while his toes press down on edges as thin as sticks of gum. Just watching a video of Honnold climbing will trigger some degree of vertigo, heart palpitations, or nausea in most people, and that’s if they can watch them at all. Even Honnold has said that his palms sweat when he watches himself on film.I exclusively respect outdoor climbers. imagine reading this and then going to some reddit sofa gym lmao. man up
>twiglet legs triggered by being called twiglet legsGWAN TWIGLET LEGS
Max six pull-ups aka ol bingo wings seething again Think his fat man shoes, his neeky new balances are the height of fashion lel
>I exclusively respect outdoor climbers.Literally cope:the postFatty
rugby
the toothpick armed welsh weakling is boilingyes mate, climbing is primal that's why it's best enjoyed with 20 zoomers in some grotty refurbished factory called gayKlimez with black leather sofas and coffee machines full of soí milk rather than in the great outdoorsonly one coping is you
my grey new balance 9060's arrive on monday
servin'
>>150617932lgm
FAR from weak just a stiff tarq and have unfavourable ape index
did 7 pull ups at the gym this weekcertain man on the ropes lmaocould have easily gone to 10 as well, just did 7 and stopped to prove the point (also a very girly exercise so don't want to be seen doing it too much). going for a curl sesh later
/rug/ is so back
>twiglet legs and t-rex armsOof
See Hants won. Certain balding-sissy seething.
>finally gets invited on a night out with friends>opportunity to go to bars and clubs and actually talk to women>still posts on /cric/ every 15 minutes from 7pm to 7amthere's no helping some niggas, this alchy is fucked
>goes to a party irl>doesn't forget his virtual buddies/gaslightersPretty based ngl
>>150618884If experience is anything to go by, I'm not sure talking to women is quite his tempo
Twiglet legs probably blacked out now but worry not i'm sure a kind stranger has given him shelter
morning lads
grim day of sport today henceforth: 11:15: cycling tour of britain (pontypool)12:30: zimbabwae vs sri lanka (ODI) 14:30: lancashire vs kent (blast 1/4 final)15:00: Monza GP qualis 17:00: England vs Andorra (football) 18:30: Somerset vs Brum (blast 1/4 final)19:45: Ireland vs Hungary (football)21:00: US Open (womens final)
oh noo not the heckin posterinos
>ODI>Monza GPNot sport
if he wasn't ol' bingo thighs he'd be sri lanky iykwim haha
Goodbye
>>150620093
Listening to Can-Future Days in my peng flat Their best album btw though pseuds will try pretend otherwise
>>150620052haaaaaaaAaaaaa queem QUEEM
a japanese guy made clothing of it so it's the best ok
japanese fashion is pretty elite though tbf
denying tago mago is the best is the much pseudy take but whatever
>>150620207>>150620222no but£566 AND A MAHARISHI RAINCOAT£566 AND A MAHARISHI RAINCOAT
>*slaps on a Japanese flag* that'll be 300 quid please>surely nobody out there'a thick enough t->*tarqy brighton toothpick neek voice* I'll take it
300 for a mahirishi raincoat is nothinga steal proper thrifty
>wahh wahh priceyou're poorprice for fashion is irrelevant
>peewee nonce rates itohnonono zachybros
>>peewee nonce rates it>ohnonono zachybros
gottem
>>150620559Umm, bnob sisters???
yes he's really 'got me' by posting a meme image and greentexting. consider myself '''''gotten''''' lol
is it really pre drinking if you never go out
meds then bed
go to bed yourself you alchy neek2 hours sleep isn't enough
>MAHARISHI RAINCOATme¿ it's icebreaker or are Filsontabla x
>>150620646no but steven slake iykwim haha
>>150620757one nights sleep doesn't matter, especially if you take creatine had about 5 anyway in total fat neek
Bnob crying over his keyboard just like he used to cry at night hearing his dad's footsteps
you wanna sleep? here you go mate*heems you*
FUCKING KINO
it actually is past my bedtime
>>150619204
Cameron Winter Maharishi Raincoats6B+ forever Simple as
Twiglet legsT-rex armsSixhead and a mysteriously sore arseholeSimple as
>>150620153future days is objectively the worst of their big three I love it but come on lad
listening to tago mago right now what a masterpiece
just had a big fight with mum and dad over israel lmao. insane to me that they can be so overtly pro ira and then be unable to understand why palestinians support hamas
Double faultsForehands sailing longBackhands into the netSimple as
president xi I live in the illegitimate american puppet state the commonwealth of australia we are crying out for liberation please free us president xi with dongfeng 5c intercontinental ballistic missiles and shenyang j-50 fighter jets
>the creatine-addicted roided up alchy posting until 5am then getting up to post all day again from 7amwe NEED to organise an intervention for this lad /cric/
manic zachy is my favourite
sorry but zachy is quickly going the way of fintan stewartyou can't live your life in the fast lane and have it not catch up with you
Welsh bloodIndian heart
the WOAT combination doesn't exis-
That'd be Engl*sh blood Engl*sh heartFat neek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTmcalpv8gI>bindians>heartpick one and only one #prayforbard
going to get the subaru brz I've decided just too nice to drive to not do it
Reckon the aussie samefagger is quietly the worst poster on this board. Suspect also that he’s bihari on a subclass 500 visa.
will look like a dickhead but willing to suffer for the cornering experience
who the fuck is the aussie samefagger
me
>>150618993guess who
Certainly not ol' bingo wings
obviously not, have massive tree trunks unlike some
>"tree trunks" but too puasy for a little kickabout in PerivalePussy.
watch the fuck out bardI'll leave it at that
(he's talking about shitdia)
*pussy noises*
Booked the India tickets this morningIt's locked in, I'm really going(Unless I die before the trip starts, I suppose)
>>150624395close your legs then mate
reddit: the travel destinationshould have gone Afghanistan mountains like a man
Ol' bingo wings you better going mate you wouldn't want to miss the chase
Racism against Indians is the Reddit of racism. Not brave enough to say nigger or to talk about black iq, but happy to say the less socially damaging stuff about open defecation or the hilarious redeem jokes. It’s still bigotry, but cowardly, socially conformist bigotry, which is somehow worse.
britjeet trying to post like bard but that was a terrible effort lmao
>>150624530Might respect your opinion more if you had ever gone anywhere remotely interesting / edgy on your own holidays
I've been to India before. It's shit
>>150625002Whereabouts in India did you go?Big placeProbably lots shit, some goodTwas ever thus
>pussy still making pussy noisesSuspect bnob secretly liked being diddled
There it is - there it is, the snide little shitpost he prepared ahead of time. There it is
Watched Lancashire vs Kent in the Vitality T20 Blast earlierNow watching Somerset vs Warwickshire in the Vitality T20 Blast
Sounds like the 2s (2nds) (2nd XI) lost very narrowly todayShame I couldn't play for them and bring them to victory desu
oh no not the team mascot that turns out to be a bad luck charm more often than not
such a narky neek honestlymight go india just to chin you
Predict you'll probably use your annual leave doing the normal trip to Sussex with an occasional day trip into London desuProven you're too old and scared to go overseas now
Brekky
Hate romanians and their turkshit "music" so much it's unreal
Will Smeed get a good score tonight?No
Throw the romanian down the well
WHY DIDNT I GET MORE BEER FROM SHOP
don't need more alchys on cric. the forheaded toothpicked one is enough
>>150624651thinking about me when I'm not even here now mate? I'm begging you to leave your bedsit and try one (1) proper exercise
Lose weight fatty
Mad how it's only really poor / lower-class people who bother having children nowCan't be good for society, that
Lift weight skinny
no but steven weigh
wasn't me you blonde bloggy neek enjoy your time in Lisbon or whateverriveting, boomer
>>150633074Not sure which post you thought was meNor why you're pretending you don't know where I'm going on holiday, when you've already commented on the actual destination numerous times
he's deprived himself of sleep so has started hallucinatingwill fire up the shitjeet char soon enoughno need for the protag to engage with these seethers desu
shut it fat
>>150633214I can't bring myself to simply ignore Zachy because as a God-fearing Catholic I care deeply for the man's wellbeing and want the best for him
cringing hard ol neeky wings not sleep deprived at all, and had a VERY stimulating day
>dickson>dick in sonBet bnob's ptsd is triggered by that kek
not a fan of using boomer as an insultwe were all raised by boomersok they go a bit mental when exposed to the internet but still
>>150633354no but steven pray
https://www.booking.com/hotel/in/o-neek-palace.en-gb.htmlCertain man ITT
Always happy to see Warwickshire snatch defeat from the jaws of victoryBit of a shame it came due to an awful last over from former Pear Ed BarnardBut suppose he's only got himself to blame for leaving
actually quite a good joke because it happens to be in indiadid get a kek out of me ngl
>>150633164>Nor why you're pretending you don't know where I'm goinggenuinely freakishly neeky post
>did get a kek out of me nglwhy are you still fat then
like zachy literally wouldn't have a pot to piss in if it weren't for his boomer mum so he should honestly be the last one throwing it around as an insult
Might have to bave a crack at Magdaelene Launderies. Lyrics would trigger bnob's diddled-by-daddy ptsd pretty hard though
I suppose not a pot of my own no A communal pot
the baby Maxwell fantasising nonce is projecting again lads
zachy earns about 35k doing civil service maternity cover laptop thumbingtruthnuke is he'd be on the streets without mummy and grandaddy
would give the Indian neek of Leicestershire the Sinner to Bublik treatment in an on court sesh
self reply with other persona in 3, 2, 1...
>arms so weak he needs to use a 2HBOl' sixhead you'll be chasing my OHB like a fiend chases the dragon
I AM BLINDAND YOU ARE UGLY
can tell the way the 45 year old from Leicester hypes up his not quite so Richard gasquet-esque backhand he has an absolutely dire forehand
Playing an XD tourney tomorrow twiglet legs. FH goes without saying, would have to serve underarm to give you a chance
what does XD mean Cross-dresser tournament?literally no idea what that means
Of course a charlatan wouldn't know. All that climbing and still need a 2HB like a women
My backhand is one-handed actually
>>150622040enjoy your curse
The roughest part of this city is the train station
PETER HITCHENS: We're not being told the truth about Ukraine. This was the moment the mask slipped and I saw why the elites want to wage this hideous war for ever...
>what does XD meanit's like an anime emoji for smiling with crossed eyesXD
*reads The Sea in Russian Strategy in a South Korean cafe while paranoid off my nut*
>>150635622honestly have no idea what it means britjeet does that sometimes like expects you to know
"britjeet who's totally not me guys, honest, please believe me"
>so-called sportsman>doesn't know what XD in the context of playing a tourneyTwiglet legs do you watch Magnus Midtbo vids? How long have you been climbing?
if I'm gonna pretend to be anyone or anything it certainly isn't going to be an Indian
>>150635975literally nobody here knows what XD means in that context or whatever. Just tell me you Indian neek >Twiglet legs do you watch Magnus Midtbo vids?Occasionally. Not like subscribed to his vids >How long have you been climbing?About two years. Next to nothing
Is Chinese like an extremely efficient language or somethingBecause I've watched the Chinese military paradeAnd xi never seems to be saying as much as he is apparently sayingLike the subtitles will be be an entire complex sentence but he has merely mumbled one ching chong sound
you almost feel like the vocals are constantly lagging behind the subtitles or something, but in fact they aren't
wonder if china will ever get into cricketyou'd think they'd be good at test matches with all the discipline
they aren't into cricket the ball is too violent for them (there has been studies on this)they will never attack first. But they will put together a mind-boggingly strong military that prevents them from ever being attacked first
I am full of heavy metal
$0 is legitwho cares if you don't know fashion or film when you know music (2nd highest art form after books)
>>150636321XD = mixed doubles. Refuse to believe a so-called "sportsman" wouldn't know that. Differences aside twiglet legs climbing seems a good hobby barring the gay bro culture
Was on a date earlier and we were talking about gays and cross-dressers and whatnot, and she was like how did you know you were always this heterosexual muscular Welsh man. I was like 'always had this innate sense that boys were the lucky ones because they got to date girls, simple as'
>mixed doubles
no wonder he was embarrassed to come out (with it) lmao
>noooo you should spend your weekend in a dingy changing rooms with an XI of fat talentless alkis instead of a XD tourney with sexy talentful girls in skimpy skirtsbnob how bad was it (the abuse)?
>i'm doing it to be horny sarrrnice copeprefer to play competitive sports me (i.e. not literally vs females)
When will this turkroach scam coin pumpI can't do it anymore
>bnob>playing a sportKek don't need to say anymore
>Show skirt and vagene in my XD match XD never existed as a term for mixed doubles btw
mad how zachy managed to make 0 profit from crypto despite being on board for 3 bull runstoo stubborn with parshit and his other shitcoins. even bard is well into the green
>indian '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''men''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' playing ''''''''sports''''''' against someone of their level>it's unironically womenlmao can't make this shit upsuppose shitjeet's limp wristedness will at least help him improve placement
yjk britjeet has 2-3 girl *presses space bar* friends who refer to him as the 'gay bff'
>>150638125Crypto I bought for £250 is currently worth £11k (4,300% increase)Isn't difficult at all to have made money from crypto across the last decadeJust buy the serious coins (in my case, BTC, ETH, XRP) and hodl, stay away from trading and the obvious shitcoin scams
whats going on in here. thought shitjeet was a 'mick buried in the past
>>150638125mmm not reallyI know I should have bought ethereum years ago, sensed I should have but didn't for whatever reason The 2nd bullrun was like frantic in search of lost timeThere wasn't a 3rd bull run teebs
>>150638355looks like your grandpa better prepare for the fiery pits
could being crypto-concious be of benefit yet? Perhaps. But the world has far more pressing issues. I don't really care about money
>Just buy the serious coins (in my case, BTC, ETH, XRP) and hodl, stay away from trading and the obvious shitcoin scamsHoly fucking neek
that's mr. rich neek to you>>150638347he had to take a mental health related break from /cric/ for about 6 years because bard heemed him into a different universe by checking the gov db records on his (shitjeet's) cousin's salary
>XD never existed as a term for mixed doublesProperly triggered bnob. Still have contact with yer mam after she ran off with that Indian fella? Or she's wants nothing to do with you now she has better sons?
>>150638457If you had made choices that led you to make a 4,300% return on your crypto, instead of spaffing away your inheritance on obvious shitcoins, then maybe you wouldn't need to sponge off your mum nowOh wait, I forgot, you "don't really care about money"
the narcissistic neek
>when zachy posts, shitjeet posts>when shitjeet posts, zachy postsreally gets the noggin' a joggin' doesn't it
What sport do you claim to play bnob? (Apart from the rusty trombone)
>>150638525no idea what inheritance you're talking about, and I wouldn't tend to spend money gifted to me on crypto. Neek
>>150586610A poor cricket batter was asked the reason for his underperformance. His response: I'm stumped.hahahahaha
ha I get it haha
a yank flag entered cric. was immediately declared OUT
>>150638674I don't get it
https://youtu.be/TBT4IsdVRhEalri
I've never been out stumped in a proper game of cricket. few times in the nets thoughbeit (assuming the keeper would have done his job)
>>150638746Clearly too cowardly to use your feet against spin(So am I)
I'm not, just did quite well to pick the right balls and bowlersweirdly was quite a good player of spin (except legspin) when younger. idk why but I rarely survived to face them kek
>>150638696honestly i like cricket except for all the thirdies
Bard wouldn't last two balls against a Danish Kaneria Googly Speaking of which, thats the revs I will be placing on his jaw in Goa
the neek link is actually a good joke. much better than it ought to be even. just thought about it again and kek'd again haha
it's because you scroll down after the initial 'joke' and it says it's in india - the real punchlineit's like built-in timinga rare gem
>>150638599*whistles Soul Limbo*Think bnob will be dodging this simple question
a modern triumph a rare gem
Toil looms
My grandfather isn't a neek, that's for sure
Tennis toil on the morrow
fell in love with the women at the italian pasticceria again
UrgentLooking for a driver for Dominic Pizza York. Times between 5pm until 3am. Part time or full time . Starts from today Message me directly for more details.
i don't like that you people dont (You) people
do you think the royal couples can get divorced or when they get married are they like "i know everyone says marriage is forever, but this one is actually forever"they'd probably Diana anyone who got divorced
Riveting*Falls a-fucking-sleep*
Bongs are unbearable. Not as unbearable as Brahmans though.
brahmans must be based considering how much other jeets seethe about them
>>150640416
just bought tickets to Kneecap, see you fellas there
my favourite kneecap song is the one where they say free palestine at the end
>>150639816Didnt the nonce divorce fergie?
>Brahmans must be based considering how much other jeets seethe about them because they force them to eat cow shit and drink cow urineYou can have them if you want pal
Now they are saying St George was Palestinian.
it's up fellas xhttps://youtu.be/rAS51CIz7Ac
dreaming of a fender jaguar
>Khawaja has reached an agreement to join Fox Sports once he retiresoh boy, i am so excited /s
How do we feel about the new Pokhara Avengers logo /npl/-cels?
https://youtu.be/Qo944-F9sm0?t=360
>>150644648Why doesn't he join al-Jazeera sport instead
decided to desecrate some Smiths vocalsstill need to wrestle the bassline a bithttps://vocaroo.com/14FzAgSYAIbD
not listening to that
I wish to defect to China is such a thing possible in the current era?
>>150645901Sounds good can't go wrong with maj7s like the vocals much better than those autotuney girly vocals, probably the best voc since Soul Limbo.Tminus 5 minutes before the journey to the tourney begins
>>150644648how will he overcome the fact that he's fucking retarded?
am drinking beer.am not watching cricket.
>>150646096i'm pretty hopeless at songwriting but thanks
>>150646328Alcohol on gods day?
watched 26 seasons of survivor over the last few months, starting to get hard to find the episodes so might start watching the Australian version
Yeah you told us the other day mate
Who is the most stupid test cricketer? My vote: Ian Bell
I'll chuck a cheeky vote in there for Brendan McCullum
>>150646859Brendan Mccullum
>>150645256Will be going to Pokhara in approximately 46 days
is it nepp-pal or nay-pal?
fuck i forgot to get a sweet treat at the supercompletely ruined my night
for me, it's Tempest -Tempest (1973)
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