Steelers win 34-32!
My Bucsies :)
Steelers will get bounced in the WC like clockwork
Micro Penis Jr.That's his name, it really is!
>>150668126
>>150668162falcons fans RAGING in the gamethread was classic
FIRST FOR SUCK
>Lions players were begging to face the Eagles in opening weekend>They're currently getting demolished by the Packerslmao
>>150668196
Anime
Glad for the win. Pissed Bowers might have a blown out knee
BAKIN ON EM
>>150668209>2 score game>demolished
fucking dolphins
>>150668223I was never hopeful. I expect that they were be mediocre and expected nothing special. But whatever.
>90% of athletes are black>90% of engineers are whiteI wonder why
>>150668247Based
Is Mayfield the new Favre?
who goes on top of mahomes mountain
>>150668282Should probably win a super bowl first before he gets that designation
You turn around and see this, what do?
>>150668260?
>>150668260they hyped his ass up all offseason
>>150668126the killer bs are dead and yet they live
wtf happened to Bryce Young? He seemed to be turning a corner last year
>>150668270K, keep me posted
>>150668332get my body in front of the ball and absorb it like im taking a bullet, safely go to the ground and dont fight for .001 YAC like a retard and fumble (most NFL receivers cannot do this)
>>150668303Based.
>>150668368Still irrelevant
>>150668332I catch it, breaking multiple fingers in the process, then immediately drop to the ground and wait to be downed. I announce my retirement and spend the next 40 years telling the story
>>150668336>up by only 4 against the worst team in the league?
Reminder that Temujin is an autistic 6 foot 215lbs latina Raiders fan living in northern California and my wife!
>>150668332Celebrate and eat horse shit off the street like any other Philly fan would!
still havent seen the puka highlight yet, but they said hes back in on redzone.
>>150668368Kino Geno has always been /ourguy/
>>150668402Sounds like you're gonna end up coaching a rag tag pee-wee football team
Daily reminder any NFC East QB could tear up your division if he played in it. Steel sharpens steel. NFC East is the hardest division year after year. See: Daniel Jones
>>150668410>6 foot 215lbs latina Raiders fanunreal breeding stock if true. god i am fucking erect
>>150668257>betting on tua turndaballova
>goof
FUCK DALLASSFUCK GNATSFUCK IGGLESHTTR
Lions?
>the loins are dogshit without Ben Johnson and Aaron GlennLMAO
>>150668522HTTC you racist chud
Texans should be down 21-6. Highly overrated. The under 9.5 total wins is free cash. Thanks toxins
>>150668502It was Tua or Daniel Jones ffs.
>>150668410Wait, this doesn't add up. Latinas don't get that tall.
Thanks for the free owl Jerry! :)
My boy Flacco just needs more time. You'll see.
>>150668584Always bet on the team where an important figure passed away. Clots had to win week one for Irsay bro, come on.
Lost in all the hoopla about Geno Smith's hot start in Vegas is that the Colts D stuffed completely Ashton Jeanty (who got 21 touches)Geno Smith hit up Brock Bowers and Jakobi Meyers for 100 a piece
>>150668450steel is sharpened with stones you dumbass
>>150668589>still gonna get swept by the kangz
>>150668332Push his tush
PATRIOTS FANS LICK MY ANUS
>white QBs
>everyone is dogpiling on Pooa TurndaballovaYou love to see it. Flores won bigly.
Who ya got? Is it already a GOTY candidate in the making?
>>150668738tua would never
>I put actual money on Jared Goff
>>150668747Ravens give Allen a career ending injury
>>150668628Well I THOUGHT it was good value to take the Dolphins and didn't expect them to be so shit
>>150668757Why? You've known all along that Jared Goff needs everything to be perfect or he turns into trash. It happened under Jeff Fisher, it happened early on with the Lions, of course it'll happen now.
Good game, Jets. The Steelers Volatile Pendulum of Luck did not swing in your favor today. We have to lose to the Patriots now because of this.
>>150668708His age is finally starting to show. Took long enough.
>>150668357Turns out he's still a midget that anyone in this thread could heem
So the Packers are clearly winning the Super Bowl. Who will represent the AFC?
>Deboo is fat and old....kek
>>150668879bungles
>>150668879Raiders.
guys i'm starting to think tua is not a hall of famer
At the half, Love has thrown for 2.22 times the passing yards that Goff has
Daniels and Pooa out
>>150668879Bills or Ravens
>>150668900lol. lmao
>>150668223I don't think this is funny
AFC East will be 0-4 tonight
>>150668522>FUCK DALLASSBasedo
>crock turdy
Purdy please
It took 30 years but we finally made it Fieldsbros!!
>>150669023>MBVWtf Justin Fields is based?
>>150668917why would they? that's some local news shit
>>150668196I heard you guys need a QB
Another weather delay
>highest scoring differential in the leagueKneel.
>mfw taints are stuck in cap hell until the heat death of the universe
>>150669040God I hope you're not this dumb
>>150669044god the only qb more injury prone than tua. Honestly I want to see ewers. what the hell at this point
>>150668917No politics or I bring up the history of little saint Jaime's that I've personally seen is which is 5 miles awayTake it to pol
>>150669063>doesn't know that the Goodell weather machine is fully operational for this season
>>150669080Caps exist in spaceCaps generate heatThat is impossible.
>dad retrieved from airportnow i can drown my sorrows
>>150668917Agree with the sentiment but not here
Say his name
Colts winning the owl. Screenshot this
>blow picks
Hope you enjoyed your 15 minutes Lions fansYou didn’t even get an owl appearance out of itLMAO
>>150669208Decarlos Brown
>>150668917Uh, this is /sp/ not /pol/
>>150669208Tua Turndaballova
>>150669208Turndaballova
>named thro pix>throws picksPottery
Thread always dies in late window
>>150669224cute
Glad the Dolphins got their trap game out early. MFs really overreacting to week 1.
Can’t wait to drink packqueer tears by the gallon when Goff turns this around in the 4th
>thro pixDid the kiwi kill himself yet?
>>150669140>>150669238Sorry, I was upset. DeletedGo Team!
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
Nix flicks picks
>>150669293>Lions getting BTFO>Broncos fraudcheckedHe gone
>>150669256people are too drunk or half the people dont want to think about football.>>150669286this gotta be a shitposter troll right?
bros kittle is OUT (per ian rappaport) for 5-8 WEEKS with a hamstring injuryi took him and purdy in fantasy.should i send kittle to the IR and drop purdy, and switch to Herbert and Quentin johnson as a duo next week???
>>150669286
>>150669333trips confirm
>>150669256Watch the morning games, fall asleep on the couch, catch the end of the afternoon games, and then watch evening game
>>150669286This is political campaign manager seeing poll where his employer candidate is down 20 points style cope
>>150669208Headbasher Mountaingoat
>>150669354Lol. My dad had Bowers, Xavier Worthy and the Eagles defense
Giant fans look like fools thinking Danny Derps was the problem. Meanwhile Danny Derps is lighting it up as a colt, while the Gnat's offense is as anemic as ever with yet another QB change. The offensive line stinks.
>>150669409I love week one.He will obviously lead then to the owl
>>150669286Nah manIt's ova
>weather delay steps into your pathNothin personal blackcatbros....But seriously, send Bryce to another team. Your shithead ownership is going to kill him.
>>150669286BASED and truthIt's one game bros
>>150669469>>150669459let me entertain if this true. AFC east is shit outside buffalo so I think those games will be closer. But tua is fucking done. We need to tank
>>150669401JUST.
>>150669460Who's a worse owner, Khan or Tepper?They are both bottom 5
Did ya screencap it, /nfl/?
>>150669434The point isn't so much about Derps. The Gnats offensive line is bad and they think getting a new QB was/is going to fix everything. "I'm do glad I never have to see Danny Derps play for the Giants" was the mentality for Giant fans this season. They are in for a rude awakening.
>>150669409I turned the game off at halftime and watched baseball but the fact that the cuckmanders didn’t end the game 41-6 is a spiritual win and a sign of good fortune for Philadelphia and the front runners in the other NFC divisions. That gnats team looked like one of the worst NFL teams I’ve ever seen. Dak and the cowboys would have put up 50 on them easily. Jayden isn’t Him.
Pooa Hasdiarrhea
>>150669409Don't forget Saquon. There will be a mass firing soon of Executives
>>150669545>allocating even a single millibyte of hard drive space to a bongpost Lmao, even
>>150669545I DIDN'T LISTEN
Friendly reminder that there's an NFL player named Storm Duck.
>>150669542stephan ross
there's nobody to tank for
Is Cam Ward a bust yet?
We used to have a shitposter here that swore Tua was better than Herbert, kwab! (Kek what a Bahamian)
>>150669621>arch manning was mentioned in the thread
>>150669401Eagles defense is going to get a lot better
>>150669567>MatchesI hate the Antichrist.
Our black qb Josh Allen will carry the division, have no fear.
>>150668896
>>150669624No but Ashton Jeanty's career is already over.
>>150669567Yeah, the Commanders looked disappointing. They would have lost if the Giants had a competent QB.
>>150669666Nice. Feed me more WSH webm's
Bo Nix is fucking good.
>Josh Allen gets 6 free divisional wins per yearWhy is this allowed????
>>150669725>Tom Brady laughing for 20 years.jpg
>>150669702Here's all the ones from today
I'm so excited for Bill. He's so good
>>150669714lol
That's all. Bill had another good carry after this but I'm too lazy to save it
>>150669750so Deebo is just a running back now?
>>150669608>Racism on week 1Sad. So very sad.
>>150669838Always was
>>150669725lol its been that way since brady was coming up. its been that way for 25 years
>>150669839I am racist every second of every day.
>At least we know Michael Penix is the future of the franchise. >Falcons fans, don’t be mad. Penix is a dawg the future is bright. >on the bright side.. PENIX GONE BE FYE AS HELL>Penix played his tail off>Penix and them boys in ATL looked good today>I’m pissed the Falcons lost that game but Penix was a major bright spot. We gon be straight
>black qbs
It would cost $79.2M in dead cap space to cut Tua.
>>150669921You could put prime Brady on this Titans roster and they still wouldn’t win more than 6 games
>>150669933its because we have such a great gm in grier.>>150669921I think his team sucks. I think cam is going to be fine.
Daniel jones was the only thing keeping the gnats from being the worst team in the league, and they hated him for it
RAAAAAAAYDUUUUUURRRRSSS
>>150669805>>150669786>>150669773>>150669818Where I'm watching these right now ....
Purdy is clutch.
Trying to watch Bills v Ravens tonight to impress a grill. anyone got a link
Daniel Jones is barely a starting QB. This glaze is sad.
>>150669998yeah google lmao
>>150669786That throw was sick
>>150669998YouTube.tv
>>150670023not trying to get a peacock free trial
My reffies will never let me down.
Poo knee
>>150668285
>>150669921That's a fairly average statline for a QB, I'd say?
bo nix thro mo' pix..
>>150669933Triple dubs of sadness. Condolences from Duval...
>>150669998how would watching football impress a girl?
Someone is burning local again
>>150669994Those bedsheets come out when it's time to FUCK
They are giving Brock Purdy the Alex Smith treatment
>>150670143Girls are impressed when guys can afford YouTube TV with the NFL Sunday Ticket so that you can watch out of coverage games including the RedZone simulcast
These afternoon games are semen slurpers
>>150670143she said her life revolves around football fall-winter meanwhile I frequent >>>/g/
>>150670185I tried to be born in the right country I really did
QBs are so shit nowadays bring back the "unathletic beat you with my brain" QB
>>150669805the billdozer lives.
Throw Pix
Why is Rattler starting
>>150670147he's a real one
I fucking hate this team. I also hate the fact that they didn't suck enough to warrant me dropping the whole season like I did last season in week 3.
>>150670291I got you
>>150670302because he's the tank commander.
bo shits is just the white shaydur saunders low iq say otherwise
So did the NYG get anything for Saquon Barkley like any picks or cash comps?
>>150670273Get fucked leaf lmao
>>150668332Watch it hit the ground because I know it's short.
>>150670341They thought trading him would give bad locker room vibes so decided to let him leave the off season for free.
>>150670341they got jaxon dart bro
>>150670302Did you watch the game? He’s bretty gud actually
Um? What happened to all the lifelong Lions fans?
>>150670393>for freeNothing?!?
>>150670396SEC quarterbacks are such a meme. They just can’t hang with the big boys
Even if my Toxins somehow win today, the season is lost. Losing one lineman would've sucked ass and we've lost multiple. Fuck my life.
>>150669080It's funny how much beef there is with Brady and the Saints considering he was only in the NFC for a couple years. But then again a lot happened in those couple years
goofbros apologize immediately
>>150670457Same thing that’s going to happen to the lifelong chiefs fans this season
>>150670466then how come joey cool is the GOAT?
>Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers on beating #Jets HC Aaron Glenn: “I was happy to beat everybody associated with the Jets.”Based
>>150670496Are you able to not think about the Chiefs for one post?
>>150670507Originally from Ohio State.
Can Brock be cut?
The absolute state of Brock (((purdy)))
I told you all "we" should have kept darnold
>>150670525Have you picked out your next favorite team yet or are you still waiting?
The nfl is more fun when Joe Mixon is playing
who should my next team be? thinking maybe the steelers or colts
Week 1 of an entirely new season and still have to hear the same old "muh injury" excuses about the Cryions.
cock turdy
>>150670570mr. irrelevant sisters... we're irrelevant again
>>150670609>*getting blown out by the Packers*>AGHHHHH FUCKING CHIEFS FANS!!!!Have you picked out a therapist yet?
Packers are going to the Super Bowl
CMC is healthy for now, so they have that going for them
>>150670635Im rooting for injuries. i want every player to get hurt the more career enders the better.
detoilet shitstons
I love to spend my whole Sunday watching big black men smash their heads into each other while my wife goes out all day with her friends and her yoga trainer who stretches her out real good again and again.
>>150670663>tua>purdy>nixWhich other meme players got exposed today?
24-6 lmao
>>150670744Put purdy on the list a few more times
>>150670744Burrow
>>150670744cam ward
>Titans get further down the field recovering the punt meant for the Broncos than they do actually playing the game>Ward loses all of the yardage gained in two plays>have to punt againI can't breath
>>150670744Did Purdy not look good?
>>1506708002 bad INTs and a missed TD
>>150670744Goof
>>150670783he always, and I mean ALWAYS plays like shit against cleveland
>>150670800I want to die
>throw picks has 2 ints and a foomble>still somehow up by onepix better be thanking his lucky stars that ward somehow fucking sucks more than him
>>150670744the entire dolphins teamsteelers defense
Has Parsons been playing at all? I'm watching red zone and pretty much every time they switch to GB he's not on the field.
>>150670809Bad interception is the understatement of the century
4th and 1 and you decide to kick a field goal? Fucking nauseating
>>150670816i'd be embarrassed to be this stupid
>>150670809>>150670812Dang that’s a bummer, I’ve always been a Purdy respecter. If he turns out really being on the level of a Mr. Irrelevant after that contract, that will be a huge blow
Loins back in the gutter?Yea I'm thanking the Kangz are gonna sweep the division
Damn, that was a weird play. It looked like the corner had great coverage on Pearson and then just stopped running with the ball in the air. Misjudged where it was going I guess.
/sp/ was right for once and reddit was wrong.Ya'll said Detroit is done, and you are right.Since you fellas know ball so well I guess I'll post here this season.
no Debo and suddenly San Fagcisco and Poordy suck... go figure, wasnt in Poordy the best player on that team?
Is the NFC back? I'm feeling like it's back.
>>150670901>I guess I'll post here this season.go back faggot kys
>>150670899>Pearson*Pearsall
>>150670867vicucks ain't winning shit
>>150670901I said that btw. Unironically all me.
>>150670856>t. pix cock muncher
>>150670908Deebo was absolute trash for them the last year or so.
>>150670836why dont you watch the game and find out
Broncos countryLETS RIDE
>>150670939Don’t downplay my efforts in the anti detoilet campaign. We’re all in this together.
>chiefs are about to be last in the divisioncomedy
Dan Campbell crying at the press conference incoming
>>150670949>watching that blowout Nah, it's boring
>>150670908>wasnt in Poordy the best player on that team?Of course he is. Otherwise they wouldn't give him 999 million dollars per year.
What is this thing called? I asked all my Detroit friends but they didn't know either???
>>150670938Green gay have been our bitches for years, Loins were the only threat
>>150670974Mahomes will still be on the top by Nick's rules.
>>150670969I'll watch to see if one of his brown teeth fall out
>27-6Is it possible for Detriot to trade three of it's point to give Green Bay one?
Haven’t seen a single lions fan post anything this entire thread. Are they all sitting in their garages with the car running?
>>150670822>steelers defensehonestly I don't think either team knew wtf the other teams offense would be like.
>schedulebabby>defensebabby>O-linebabby>schemebabbyAll the criticisms of Nix are correct
>>150670974It'll still be Mahomes >Durrrrr he has no receivers!!!!Nick Wright is very predictable
>>150670836He's only been in situationally and he has been fucking shit up almost every time. Forced one INT.
Where tf can I watch Baltimore Buffalo? I don't have cable and my 3 streaming sites are dead
>>150670980jj mccarthy is a bum, and carson intz? better hope brosmer is someone
Packers have confirmed won the owl this year and their opponent will be whoever wins the game tonight. Nice script.
>>150670908>Kittle won't return to Sunday's game at Seattle due to a hamstring injury.Purdy's bail out pass catcher is dead. So he's chucking INT's.
>>150670964Yeah except we’ve already had a dynasty and seen enough as fans to be content for life lol
>>150670733Cuck jokes are old enough to be in middle school by now. Get new material.
I think Ben Johnson meant more to the Lions than we thought..
PURDY IS A FRANCHISE QB FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>150670901a broken /sp/ cock still cums twice a day
Tonges my anus
>>150670970k, have fun with that
>>150671004Now enough about Purdy
>>150671024JJ will be elite.KOC sweeped Green Gay with """Sam Darnold""" and now he gets to actually start his hand picked QB
Parsons just got his first sack
How many more weeks?
>>150670978There's a big N and what looks like a spine above it, maybe some kind of surgical award
>>150671038It was both coordinators, Aaron Glen was also very good. But yeah mainly Ben
Cock Turdy bailed out hard by his receiver. That was a duck that should have been picked.
>>150670836He just heemed Goff at incredible hihg speed. So 1 pressure that caused an INT and 1 sack.
>>150670908what now retard
This Seahawks defense played so well and completely shat the bed twice in the last drive
>>150670974>>150670988>>150671013>Herbert 0 playoff wins>Mahomes 2nd most playoff wins of all timeMahomes is 10-3 against the Chargers.
>>150671038Frank Ragnow is just as big of a loss. He was the 3rd best player on the entire team after Hutch and Sewell. You can see how ass their run game is now that they can't bully the other team in the trenches like they used to
>>150671022YouTube.tv
Tua? More like Pooah. Haha.
>>150671077Damnit, we play you fags next week
>>150671077in garbage time, like a typical Cowfag player.
>>150671080He might have to put Dart in next week
>>150671029As long as you know it's over, that's all that matters. I'm just waiting for Cuckatini Mutthomes to get his legs Theismanned and then get staph during the surgery to repair them as karma for being a huge faggot bitch about contact and blowing refs for flags.
>>150671080they looked worse than last year somehow
>>150671114>0-1
>>150671080mcdaniel is going to be fired sooner.
>>150671077Fuck your fuckin defense, they're keeping the asshole I'm playing against in fantasy this week way too close for comfort
>>150671120Bo Nix won the mid-off with Cam Ward tonight.
>>150669750That's my fat fuck
>>150670988what are Nick's rules
>>150671128I don't think the Packers are this good, I think the Lions are actually this bad
>>150671132At this point, does it really matter? The Giants offense looked lifeless under Brian Daboll (again), not having the personnel to compete with an aging Commanders defense. With no Andrew Thomas at offensive tackle, the offensive line was putrid once again -- allowing eight quarterback hits and having players start up front who aren't NFL-caliber starters.
>>150671109That's what happens when you're on the field for over 40 minutes
>>150671174basically>MAHOMIE IS NUMBA WAN!
>>150671071you were saying???
>>150671139You genuinely need help. We have nothing to do with you. You have are not a rival, your franchise is not even in the same universe as ours. You are in a completely different conference, where you are irrelevant. You have a genuine medical condition to be this obsessed and bitter. You’re literally getting blown out by a division rival and can only think about the Chiefs. What?
That should be a fooomble by the Rasm. I hate NFL officiating.
>>150671178Daboll wasn’t calling plays
why the fuck are the seahawks still passing? terrible play call
>DURRNOLDBAHAHAHAHAHA
>FOOMBLE
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
The refs wrote Mahomes out of the NFL script. You don't need to bother talking about him anymore since they're not going to let the Chiefs get away with blatant holding on every single play anymore.
Toxins recovered the FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
how did the Raiders under Pete Carroll look? guess the Vrabel's Pats aren't a good yardstick thoughbeit
Fucking Darnold lmao
Darnold choked it away wtfffff
Bo NIx is inept
>lions>No deep game whatsoever>Offensive line sucksHello darkness my old friend
>shithawks
Why were Darnold's fingers lubed?
>>150671214Daboll decides who calls plays, so he is responsible if the playcalling is bad.
welcome to the sam darnold era
>Darnold
>>150671246>You don't need to bother talking about him anymoreYet it will continue to be your entire life
watching all the games today, the Eagles, Cowboys, and Chargers offenses were the most sharp except for the Jets and Steelers lol
>scam darnold LMAOI thought you guys said my kangz would regret moving on from that fucking bum
my billsies
Darnoldbros…
I fucking hate Poordy but want SF to win... what do i do?
Playoff-esque play from Darnold
>>150671214>>150671267And he wanted Saquon and Dimes gone too
FOOMBLE
FIRE SHANAHAN MAKE THE ARAB HC NOW
>>150671287Keep your flag on the whole time subhuman
Hahahaha lady shehawks
>>150671289Get a job with ESPN
KOC was right about Scam Darnold
>Mahomes without his WR1 and WR2. Insane.
>>150671274>watching all the games today,watching highlights on redzone***
>>150671317>>150671317MUH STATS
>>150671080Imagine thinking signing Russ was a good choice
>>150671329well if they didn't make redzone it was terrible anyway. not the own you thought, homo tard
>blo dixKEK
Is it time for the NFL to step in?
>>150671311i dont think Disney would like my Twitter post history, many racist and bigoted comments.
This Titans defense deserves better
>>1506711741. Mahomes starts at the top2. Winning does not mean you advance, you have to play well3. If you play well and beat Mahomes, you only go above him if you were in the direct tier below (this is why even though Allen beat Mahomes in the '24 season, he didn't take over the mountain)
>>150671206I'm a Toxins fan, and you faggots literally got gifted the playoffs last year against us by the refs saying two defensive players that collided with EACH OTHER were somehow roughing the passer. I openly hate all Queefs fans and I will cut their tire valvestems in the parking lot of the stadium the next time they play us at home. Do a backflip off a highway overpass into traffic you quadroon loving bandwagoner. I hope Reid strokes out mid season on you fucks.
Bo N
I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE
>>150671341You’re so worked up you (You)’d him twice
So it’s safe to say that the mid-day slate was boring and sloppy aside from green gay
AI took the chain gang job?
>>150671317WoahWhat about the start of the game though?
>>150671126God....
What is a micro fraction on an inch?
>>150671317Did they win?
>>150671274daniel jones disagrees
>first virtual measurement on NFL historyFinally, the dinosaurs are dead
>>150671357make a new twitter
>>150671342Worked for Denver
>>150671361No you aren’t, and didn’t read the rest. Flag on
>>150671388the size of your dick
What the fuck is the point of virtual measuring when the ball is spotted by a human anyways? The chains themselves have never been the problem.
REFCHADS WE GOT THIS
>>150671388a very tiny fraction
>another flag to reverse a black QB pickwhat a shock
>>150671396True, although that might've been more of the Dolphins being total shit. But Danny Dimes played amazingly.
>>150671178Daboll and Schoen should've been fired last season. Mara is a fucking idiot
>>150671364Nix Bood time
>>150671388micro is 1/100000
>>150671412It doesn't make a difference, it's just faster
Pretty clearly a late hit by turner
AFC East bros, I am now praying for a Bills blowout loss. If we can’t be happy neither should they.Jets look decent this year though.
>>150671379Stealers grabbing victory from the jaws of defeat against the Jest was a pretty good watch. >>150671380Where have you been?
Pretty clearly a fair hit by turner
>>150671431Seems plausible, I will take your word for it
>>150671356Yep we already know who Tua Turndaballova is.
Titans WRs are ass
Tits should have gone for it
>Cowgirls lost>Queefs lost>muh Broncos wonall smiles... i missed NFl so much, no other sport gives me this kind of pump except Olympic female Volleyball
>>150671405>hurr I diddun reed it LELKill yourself
>>150670941>too stupid to know what altitude is
guys the lions got a TD
>>150671451You'll never see your team with an Owl
>>150671455>Stealers grabbing victory from the jaws of defeat against the Jest was a pretty good watch.Jest fumbled the win with that fumble.
>>150671267Not a fan of Shane Bowen either. Just want Dart to get a chance to show enough before the regime change. Having to take another QB early doesn’t fix the line, corners or get Nabers any help so the next guy would struggle anyway.
>>150671455/pw/
Texans should start running clock. Don't score too quickly.
>Toxins
was LE DIGITAL MEASUREMENT used in any game today?
What an anticlimactic ending lmao
P U N C H UNCH
>steelers
>>150671502I will never see my team win a playoff game again.>texans
>>150671479>Lions getting blown out>Nobody:>Nobody at all:>AGHHGHGG THIS MEANS NOTHING CHIEFS FANNS!! I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH AGHHHHH Texans fan btw Maybe you should try not being retarded one day, but that’s impossible because you are literally and unironically a headcase. Flag on
>>150671529it just got used bro, follow the THREAD
Peanut punch will get banned within 5 years
Guess we know who’s winning the NFC North this year. Thanks a lot Jerry you senile old bitch
>>150671518lel nevermind, then
the white man marches on
damn, didn't even attempt a tackle, just aimed at the ball and punched it out
>Texans
KWAB
>>150671529Yes, Bo Nix proved himself to be too weak compared to Jalen Hurts and couldn't push tush it.
the Dolphins have been spiritually eliminated in Week 1
Bros, my Carolina Panthers suck
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>Jungle 'igger foombles to choke the game>Multiple offensive linemen injuredFuck this entire season
>>150671554sorry i was at dunkin donuts
damn what a punch
>>150671573
Crazy how accurate that punch was
Thats a Baun tier player
>expected: Toxins to score too early and Stafford GWD>received: *punch*Shit teams anyway
the magic carpet ride continues
This is one of the best first weeks I can remember. Kino shit.
peanut punch ftw
Stick that Ooogabooga boy in a tire and burn it
>>150671474sauce?
>>150671573Enjoy their 5 primetime games this year anon...
The lions o line is DOO DOO
>>150671553I don't know what sort of autism beam struggle you've been in with a detoilet fan but I'm not them. You should definitely still jump feet first into a woodchipper though.
>>150671614Some of the worst refball I've ever seen. But when we weren't getting REFFED, we crushed
I thought redzone was going to have commercials? I've had to pee for 3 hours
early reports of a 4-8 week absence for kittle after hamstring injury.
>>150671599tough times make strong men, that kid will lead the Phins to another golden age.
It's ogre for my Loins
>every other team looks like shitThis is going to be free.
>>150671642>lions went from the best oline in the nfl to the worst in the division Lmao
chimp out
Same ol Houston. Never adjusting after that dogshit offense after the first half. Never making tuddies or completing drives without using a pineapple as your crutch
This 49ers team should easily handle the Saints next week. If they struggle in that game then there might be cause for concern.
Absolute refball. What the fuck. Fuck Denver.
>>150671633Our entire offense other than Stroud needs to be put against a wall and ceremonially raped and shot.
>broncos
what a fucking idiot
wtf is on puka's eye
>>150671674your first time watching week 1?
>Drake Maye
>>150671677Glasgow looked lost and the coaches looked like they were still running plays that were designed for last year's offensive line
what an absolute dumbass
Sure is fun being a Packer fan lately
>Justin Simmons Fucking idiot
>titsJust imagine being this retarded.
>>150671690i don't think anything will be easy for the 9ers. those days are done.
The AFC South is a garbage division.
>>150671706it's a lot of anons first time watching week 1 apparently
>hmm, my guy is already pushing and the play is dead>BETTER PUSH HIM
Blo Dix is pure ass. Why were people gassing him again?
Campbell without Johnson is just a vibes guy. He can't design a winning game
>>150671722The defense is going to be elite and will only get better, but the offense is literally CMC and friends right now (ft. Pearsall)
>forces a fumble and fumbling
>>150671697>>150671712>>150671717Completely fair to do that, the only issue would be that it's late but it was so close to the whistle. Ridiculous to flag that.
The only part of Detroit that looked good was the run defense WHERE WAS THE FUCKING DEEP BALL
>>150671734Are you watching the game lmao
>>150671734He could throw to the checkdown really well last year. People thought that meant he was a good QB.
>>150671734muh white man qb meme even though stafford and allen exist>b-b-but he's a running qb
>wins
>>150671738Everyone knew that. Remember the whole hurr durr retard claims? Everyone knew they were right. Even the most die hard Loins fan knew they would be trash this year.
>>150671752that's all he did at Oregon too. shameless YAC merchant
>>150671734It's literally just racefags
>>150671725Being a Toxins fan is like rooting for the smartest retard in the SPED class. We're doomed to always win the division before getting our dicks ripped off every single year. I don't even know why I buy season tickets anymore.
>>150671750Yeah, he sucks
>>150671643Yeah, you are though. That’s the way you began the exchange, just not how you ended it. You’re the only one here who is literally medically obsessed with the Chiefs and posts literally nonstop every day of your life about refball. You have been exposed many times. Why you still try to play these games is beyond me, but then being as retarded and pathetic as you in general is beyond me. If you were actually a Texans fan you wouldn’t care this much about me knowing it btw, you’re desperately lying like always. But you’re too stupid to play these games and shouldn’t bother. People started clowning on the Lions and your immediate and predictable response was “yeah well the Chiefs!! Chiefs suck!! Lifelongs will be gone soon!!” Chiefs fans do not think about the Lions. This is a one way obsession. We do not lose to another team and think “Ugh FUCKING LIONS!” Nobody knows why you think this is a rivalry.
>only 5 of 16 starting black QBs have won so far
>Nix: 25/39Why the fuck did they make him throw the ball 39 times?
My Aints :(
BAKING DEPARTMENT?
>>150671754>allen
>>150671791it's the soulless AFC pass spamming way
>>150671722>>150671740The offense is better than it looked against the Seahawks. Their defense is very good and specialized against Shanahan-style offenses. The Saints are the perfect team for the offense to prove that against. If they struggle against them then there are problems beyond just Seattle having a good defense.
>defeats refs
>watch RedZone all day>tune into CBS for Broncos finish>nothing but commercials 4 minutes in now
Is Tonges poised for a big year? That TD catch was elite level stuff and with Kittle out he figures to have more opportunities now
>>150671746If your teammate has full control of the guy and they're going backwards the only fair thing to do is wrap up, not fucking shove
>>150671791michael penis threw it even more iirc lmao
>>150671813The Niners offense was on the field for like 45 minutes and only scored 17
some great games for week one so far, cant wait to see whos gonna drop the spaghetti from the 2 chokers tonight Allen or Lamar... wouldnt it be funny if the game ends in a tie?
BLO DIX
>>150671854Big Pete will do great things
>>150671820Tonges is a complete unknown. So far he's just a career practice squadder. If he suddenly makes the jump to being an elite tight end then it'll be something totally unexpected.
>blo dix
>>150671819>eats cheetos off of tummy>hyperventilates as he grasps his beer off the endtableg-*gasp*-grok, generate me hot aryan tradwives that look like a swastika
>>150671474Bugs can't dance
>4th and 8>try to flacco dragonBro...
a mile high rainbow and he can't get there
LMAO WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT BIX NOOD?
What hooch is Dan Campbell breaking into right now, bros?
>>150671885>>150671885>>150671885>>150671885
>>150671841Game would've been 23 - 16 if Moody wasn't a terrorist tbf
Ward unironically can't win with these cats
Cam Ward can't win with these shitters
>>150670908>no Deebo>No Aiyuk>no Kittle>No Jennings>two missed field goals taking 6 points off the board>Wins anywayLol, eat shit you beaner. Don't talk to me again until you have another growth spurt, I don't acknowledge midges
>>150671896Steel ReserveHoly shit the offensive line is a wreck and where the fuck was the deep ball
>>150671784Bro whoever is living in your head rent free so hard that you're turning into a schizo, I'm starting to think they're pretty based and you deserve every second of it. I give no fucks about the Loins, the only teams I cared about today were the Toxins and Stealers and the only other team I cared about this week was Dallass and that was just me being happy they lost the opener. You should consider asking your doctor for antipsychotics and getting off the internet for a while. It's entirely possible for multiple people to wish death and pain on Cucktrick Mudbloodhomes. If you reply to me again you're confirmed a nutball lolcow and should seek help or release from this mortal coil.
>>150671841Yeah, the Seahawks defense is built to counter our offense, like almost explicitly because the other powerhouse in the division is the Rams and they run the same style of offense as us. Also, there were six points lost because of special teams failures.
Does anyone else feel like red zone has already snuck in commercials for the last couple of years?
WHITE MAN STATUS
>>150671933For like 7 years yeah, but they never overlayed games with the commercial audio like they do now. It's been a slow creep of adding commercials for the better part of a decade.
>>150671933Pretty sure they had ads on the sides, but not commercials.
>>150671902>>150671906He’s a rookie. What do you expect him to be? Andrew Luck?
>>150671870On his TD catch he displayed pretty high level balance and ball tracking, it'll be interesting to see how he develops from here.
>>150671881you sure?>>150671909i will save this post for the playoffs when Poordy chokes yet again.
>>150671954MARCHING
>>150672020The AI is so fucking bad in this
>>150670479Fuck the taints. Fucking scumbag organization with horrible fans. And Sean peyton is a vindictive cunt
